#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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am i cooking or should i be beaten to death with a metal pipe?
No I know
also fun fact btw
just so other people dont see the statistic?
also its the sort of excuse that even if it's true, it sounds made up
wtf do you mean.
the backend is really messy
lmfao
and cant change it because
not surprised.
backwards compat
beefing with ai trained on that 
do you think google spends good developers on something that's barely profitable
youtube barely profitable?
please!
really?
Not a surprise. Legacy codebase that was too important to try to refactor, super common
@viral cape also if you didint know
hm?
youtube is not html
Youtube in rust
what is it then
like
idk
Isnt a lot of it python based?
i know it's all using web components
yeah
yeah to what
it gets updated from a server
I know the video player is made with python
like the compontents
Which is fucking weird
Horrifying
lol
That is not fun
@digital kettle 2 days ago i looked into the way a popular tech shopping site updates its pages
Holy shit why is android studio so fucking bigt
I still really hate the Android ecosystem
I just want to make the funny app
@viral cape also fun fact
nop
the most fun thing to dev was styled captions
I had an idea but idek if it's worth it now 😭
why do my captions default to 400% font size
Everyone forward their issues with youtube to ashley 
what does it look like
huge
I fucking hate android studio. Shit runs so badly and is super fucking obtuse to use
Hold nothing but hatered in my heart for it
yeah i get it but how huge
Is there any alternative lmao
I already want to die
11:05 AM: yay -S android-studio
11:20 AM: yay -R android-studio
css? probably around 2015
Yeah about then
you know what I hate
artist channels will never be suspended from youtube
No apps for me Im going to spend the rest of my life maintaining legacy fortran code
how youtube auto generated music channels have comments off
STOP FIGHTIIIIIING
had* not anymore
@digital kettle oh also i know this is fucked up
is this what you mean
"fun fact"
but do you know if youtube is working on their comment bot problem
shikonokonokonokokoshitantan
im actively
with the you know what highly illegal content being referenced
starting to work against that
because
that sadly would fuck up youtube front ends
wdym against that
It's been 15 minutes and android studio still isn't downlaoded wtaf
if we make the protection better
oh what?
yeah

you know
it is possible to do detection of this kind of content
based on heuristics
and not fucking shoving a reCAPTCHA in the page
Meow
or certain keywords and pfp detection
reasonable
but it should not break yt front end or normal youtube users
im just so happy that we are not twitter
how do you feel that you can read that people getting temp banned from comments for random reasons
we dont sell checkmarks for money
i feel like i cant make good comments anymore because I worry about shadowbans

also people think our mod-team is ai
😭
therse actual people
but u cant like moderate the largest video platform with humans
true
altho i say soda please tell them of coffee i will learn it stop telling pregnant women 😭😭
there needs to be some automation but ALL of it being AI is stupid?
surely there is a way to leave comments readable, yes?
basically goes to ai then human reviews
they would piss off so many people if you couldnt read comments with 3rd party api
yeah i wont say how like i said
im not the mod team i dont know that much
me too!
anyways yeah @viral cape
listening to camellia 🔥
i dont expect you to say if its going to happen I expect your opinion on if you think it sounds reasonably possible
listen to death grips or frums
frums 🔥
they should add comment threads to youtube tbh
dweezel is better than death grips
SILENTROOM VS FRUMS
both are based
frums is really 🔥 but death grips is even better
tired of reading kids arguing before other good thoughts in replies
actually
that was in testing
failed internal testing
so
wtf
oh god no
bagelseeker is overrated im sorry lol
👎
silentroom is good though
i trusted you
yeah sadly they just want us to add ai summeries or stuff to comments
i heard about that
i have no clue what you people are talking about 🔥
what a fucking waste
theres a youtube chatbot in the makings btw
i read comments to see what people think
what why
lc.audio
what would it do
ok i will try it
now you can ask gemini to moderate uttp bot number 34753487287
basically while your watching a videoo you can ask questions about stuff in the video
youtube should add community sections
omg leaking confidential new youtube features... 🤤
the comments:
?
what
im stupid
they already exist
wtf?
oh no you mean like volunteer chapters
bruh
its in works
aegleseeker does not math frums' style
not what I was thinking but very cool
https://wiki.sponsor.ajay.app/w/Chapter nobody uses
its more like a peaceful camellia type of song
frums either goes hard on the treble or the bass
arent those stuff confidental 😭
which is very based
shhhh
we are just scared that conservetives would go away from yt
wtf?
wait a second ASHLEY????
im leaving tommarow
you serious?
yeah
ITS ASHLEY :DDD
from where
not like the other side has infinitely more reasons to leave yt
Ashley leaking youtube intel
such as the hateful algorithm sometimes
i dont watch much queer stuff on youtube because of that 
i mean
vesktop does Not work on windows 8.1
you couldnt say gay in youtube titles without geting demonitized in 2015
L tbh
electron L
no
maybe?
but idk if that even exists on windows
i dmed u smth
blame chromium for dropping w8 support
it does
when
welcome to windows
why do windows users insist on using old windows versions purely because of the ui
such a stupid idea
@viral cape is this idiot friendly enough
will never happen on linux
linux users exclusively use tty
i dont?
the mobile browser part is stupid
fine if you're not.
why does that need to be there
thats vendroid issue flowchart
OH
im not fixing most mobile web issues thats on discord
eh makes sense
try armcord
discord
also did you finally move all vendroid code out of vencord itself
nop
stupit
what changes did you even make?
add chatbox patch for slash commands (you made)
add settings ui
not sure if you can sanely add a patch on load idk
LOOK AT VESKTOP CODE
YES YOU CAN
because the new ones keep getting worse and worse
true
alternatively stop using windows
if your video games dont run on linux they wont run on windows 8
Winows is a lot easier to deal with than linux tho
I havent actually had than may issues with windows suprisingly
wtf is a \\.\PhysicalDisk0
Most people dont ever have to know
h was first this
Windows just works like 95% of the time and if you're using something like linux chances are you werent an average user in the first place
why are people not tech savy
qwq
They dont need to be
tf would someone who uses their pc for games, youtube and maybe like a bit of work be doing in windows registery??
I still boot into windows most of the time since it just works more consistently
But thats also on me for using arch lol
no
Im like 90% sure I've heard people talk about that
Like blurry fonts is one of the biggest issues I've heard from people
I havent had font issues either but its definitely an issue that people talk about super often
are u talking about blurriness with partial scalling
guys, if thats just switch to leave in replies
does this look good or should i explode
Both can be true
omg thats me
I've just seen a lot of people complain about fonts, havent had the issue myself so not sure about the specifics
I know its also an issue for mac if you use an external non apple monitor
I still hate the useless space below the text box to fit the typing and slow mode stuff
yeah def partial scaling
Explode
No clue
I tried to make a snippet that moves the typing users on top of the chatbar but didn't get it to work
Not sure thats any better tho
damn
i mean its still there on old just not as noticable
it looks so off 😭😭
Writing math on my balcony and staring into the forest intermittently is a vibe tbh
i will not apply at discord to push a breaking change of the message bar to prod
@open pasture 💻
PAIMON NOOOO
I'm putting u in a plastic Tupperware
bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
who are you
bornana
what
horrible contrast
two minks better than one
two minks better than one
minks
minks
vnminks
vnmiker
A delusional schizophrenic racist lesbian is talking
shut up and listen
mink
meow
🗣️🗣️🗣️ 👂
🙏🙏
who owns mink
vnmiker
minki
meow
the what
:(
i regret opening this server
why
https://prageru-server.s3.amazonaws.com/yesido.txt my friend is a freak fr
oh
why do u lie in ur bio
meow |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ mink
hi
hahawinnah
@edgy ermine kevin slowly learning about you
soon he will know your full home address
@robust relic, <t:1724031281:R>: finish my website
p sure this means chat is dead
i got 6 hrs sleep
cry about it B)

Good afternoon vencord server
its morning
Chat is jetbrains gonna be mad at me for stealing their JetBrains Sans font
probs not
embed failure moment http://cdn.blakelikes.tech/u/FdJZSA.png
How did you get ur files to use .cdn then whatever you want then the file extension
Bcs it appears like
https://cdn.blakelikes.tech/u/FdJZSA.png
O
zipline moment
neither do I 💀
So how do you do it
ok ill download discord for pc
Get vesktop
no
Why
because
imma get vesktop
¯_(ツ)_/¯
when i get linux
Yes
???
if ur not on linux u don't really need vesktop
why not!
i think my VPN is making my internet slow as shit
because you dont really need it
chat is it gay to exist
You'll be
A) a linux user
B) a vesktop user
those are good
yes sorry
aw dang it
i use bindows

Why? Because parsec likes to stutter every minute for 10 seconds
wait moonlight exists 
oh what da cat rolling
@open pasture
im both what does that make me
It makes you good, amazing as a matter of fact
im trying to make nya a bunch of text replace nya rules for cat speech
im kinda interested in listening to some of this artists earlier works, but from what i understand their alot more rough
hold the framework requires an external non programmers to heal yourself bi design pro
www
i want
when u finish
if u dont mind ofc
hii
hi
HIIII
today was sk exhausting they made us gk outside and be creative
grrrrr
hate that...
this is why we need a vencord school
you people are actually like the only ones i have left
wait hollup
I wouldn't go to vencord school
that would be fire
i would
Hell no
ehat why
@stray siren Do you know if One Core API supports 64-bit programs?
teachers will just start meowing and calling us slurs
i dont thunk the slurs part is true
meowing yeah sure
would you go if you got to ride the husker bus to vencord school?
also like 99% of ppl here arent old enough to be a teacher lol
I'd meow and call u slurs
that's fine u can do that
ok but they know interesting stuff so i dont care
based
HIII FRIEZA!!!
wanna learn windows internals and reverse engineering
you join vencord school next thing you know you're learning how to install arch i think
so true
i dont care sbout windows unless its dave plummer
turns you very straight
that would ve awesome
well too bad
i lovr arcg!!
that's so messed up
then u could make it less shitty and way more awesome
you'll also learn javacript
and remove tracking
:3
Not really that's not how it works ☹️
i had a dream where vencordians were not judged by their colors
never
keep on dreaming
you like bullying me dint you
I had a dream where this server was nuked
maybe
would be great
probs was a nightmear
that would count ad a nightmare in my eyes
im fine with thst :3
no I'm mad I woke up
kk
based
awesome wull be nuked
my resolution? airstrike, bomb them, bomb them again, and again
ok my bus arrived
brb lovelies
If awesome has a million fans, then I am one of them. If awesome has ten fans, then I am one of them. If awesome has only one fan then that is me. If awesome has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against awesome, then I am against the world.
to vencord school
react
Vennieschool
Truest thing I've ever heard

kjhgfdsfghjklhbgvfcdvghjnmk,l.;/',mjnhbgvfcdvgbhnjmk,l.;'/
Thats actually cute thing
J
waste
true
its smaller
or something idk
"best image format"
yes that too
it is mrrp the best image nya format!!
@digital kettle @digital kettle
gg
hugs u
fres,,
poke uses .jpg for every asset
@crude fern https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/issues/114 oh my fucking god
Describe the issue
Searching for something in the search fields leads to a TypeError: /home/poketube.fun/poke/html/search.ejs:993
Example: https://poketube.fun/search?query=test
What browser and OS are you using?
Firefox 129.0.0.1 and Chrome 127 on Ubuntu 22.04
Error logs
Typ...
why are people creating
this issue
like
no i got home
WHAT ABOUT ME
pain
UNFAIR
:>
I could imagine someone randomly does !nuke and the server gets nuked
mwa
@viral cape help
fres is this u
what
they are creating the same issue over and over again
in poke's repo
who
lmao
Describe the issue
Searching for something in the search fields leads to a TypeError: /home/poketube.fun/poke/html/search.ejs:993
Example: https://poketube.fun/search?query=test
What browser and OS are you using?
Firefox 129.0.0.1 and Chrome 127 on Ubuntu 22.04
Error logs
Typ...
was because server was down
not a bug
😭

i WILL hug jpegxl
@lapis lava has train autism
did you know you're all cute
ntlite has?
i sentence you to arranged marriage with avif
why is this my usrdb review
i didnt actually
heh.. hoohohooo.. heeheehoohoohoohee

poloid
real
so true
this was jonkler
what if i moved to the uk to get murdered for existing
🧠
come to poland🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Poland is safe country
@valid geode :3
@open pasture I live in Poland this is safe country
hewwo
haiii!
:3
hai :3
You can be my roommate
wut
helllo! :333
hai wifey
sure
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :33333333333
i would go to poland if it means i can have a friend for once
amazing
:3
haii bambus,,
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3333333333333
:3
me
:3
@crude fern @valid geode ily :3
awawa
efgrwrergertmioprg
🥺
.wk drain gang
(cuz why not)
Why
ok
I want Kevin back
agreed
bars
who fw drain gang
damn
poke @crude fern
<3
HIIII
Meow
im having trouble deciphering thr meaning of this
i was mrrp too lazy to check if someone nya named themasterkitty was mrrp in the server tbh
lol
So meow true
can i see em
and :3 s
not yet
For nya real mrrp~
make every sentence end with :3

you nya need mrrp to meow place mrrow it purr between nya every meow word nya :3
yo :3
Hello :3
Haii meow :3
meow chat
hi
helo
gg
wait
single_words
arent_changed
ez
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow
skill issue
meow L meow M meow A meow O meow O meow O meow O meow O meow
bro
i cannot regex
😭
:3
Meow
mrrp
Hello nya Everykitty! how are we doing today :3 (not puppygirls they can mrrp) go back to cage nya
wait
im never opening this server again
wait did that just say weedchat
can i just do \w+
good choice
This is fine
great idea
GET OUT!!!
meow
Meow
meow
class
sucks
Fr
meow
is that blue archive
i have not so pleasant memories of blue archive being mentioned on twitter
:(
HIII!
haiii
I HATE MOBILE
Frfr
you were like there last night i think!!
o/
i just wish something would happen rn
im like actually turning into an empty shell of a person in real time
hm
what would i make happen
ig nothing
last night there was an incredible lightning storm nearby me
make nya something
learn programming
too stupid
what
nyou nya dont need to be mrrp smart to learn programming just look at elon
xd
i know like some basics but i cant understand like anything
Learning meow programming might nya be hard at mrrp first
(rust types and how to think well)
Now this... is brainrot
Oki meow :3
why did mrrp nyou nya learn rust types first 😭
hai neko :3
not first but i came across it at some point
would say c is the language im most familiar with
learn js :3
js is amazing
thats a huge nya overstatement
no u r
js is mrrp very okay mostly because nya it powers the web but thats it mrrp
\b\w+\b → meow
checks for either beginning of messages or spaces
or (\s|^|$)
the ^s in “^foo^ ^bar^ ^baz^-^baz^” are word boundaries
ban slogout
6
7
1
yes
gee gee
The community is shit tho t
Tbh
Makes a package for one simple thing 💀
time you input so theyve been cuttinng for not any rem sleep the govenrments giving examples
not the strong drag nons 😭
yet again still hoping there was a way to prevent Discord from auto-hiding/closing older DMs for my pins
macroing nons

ram sleep
my fav
@modest obsidian helo
haiiiiii
simple chess gameplay
but those are in reality just leased to me by HE
4d chess
i said to the zeus. “This goes hard, feel free to screenshot” and so, he did.

fake app store connect
huh
I feel like we reached a point where these are no longer funny nor original at all
Thanks shaky timon
@sand citrus :3
ew gnome
so complex
Not even gnome 2
they should make it easier
cat
idk wym i use the terminal
This is fake cuz have you seen ANY Linux user ever do that
One of the first commands Linux users run is the command to delete the DE included store (or get the minimal package without the store included)
Austria
whats a de included store
- XFCE user
(Me)
Austria
(I love xfce and mate)
i do that
i love the software store it's great
it's like windows store but actually good
kinda like google play / apple app store but on linux
me
well it depends on the distro
some guis are shit others work
literally as complex as doing it on your phone
i love fedora
same :3
Too hard
meow

🇦🇹
meow
radfadgdfgdagdaffgadg
@harsh minnowyou have mere days to live, what will you do with your remaining life?
my VPS died
@stark herald
@sand citrus
@stark herald
@sand citrus
woah is there were in as btw
meow
hi
gg
i was abt to say
-# ur probs not allowed to do this
but it was gone too soon
meow meow
fr
“i don't like sudo”
I just got out of a kitchen department meeting, across our entire school district I am the only guy in the nutrition department
vorp
Wort wort wort
Revelation 21:4
<4> he will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning nor crying nor pain any more, for the former things have passed away."
hiii
just add flatpak/nonfree repo?
【サークル】ちょこふぁん
【曲名】Bloody†Nightmare
【原曲】亡き王女の為のセプテット/U.Nオーエンは彼女なのか?
【ボーカル・歌詞・イラスト】すばる (@subachoco)
【作曲】ZUN(上海アリス幻樂団)
【アレンジ】HASEKO (@haseko_winner)
【動画】遠影 (@tohkage_)
【サークルHP】https://chocofan00.tumblr.com/
【BOOTH】https://subachoco.booth.pm/
Meow
how is this an ai cleaner ad
i so much hate those clean up storages apps
they just remove everything on your phone
isn't that the point
no ofc not
a blahaj owner mad the app
the point is to steal all of your personal information legally and sometimes illegally
Removing cache that will fill back up in 30 seconds my beloved
The Nintendo Museum Direct got leaked
deleting ur phone is just a bonus feature
nah there's a lot of cache that's worth deleting
like fucking spotify cache
that shit gets MASSIVE
spotify cache
for no fucking reason
spotify cache is 10gb 
i forgot about it
yeah
i need to delete that shit lmao
why tf does it even exist
i dont need it
you have to clear it manually every so often or it'll steal 10gb permanently
and no way to make it smaller
you wanna listen to a song in hd? lemme add a 200mb to ur cache
you want the cache cleared?
give me all of ur cash first
(i wont clear it just do it)
they basically cache everything u listen to yet you for some reason still can't listen to it offline
@void ivy hiiii
YEAH
its so dumb
idgi
whats the basically for? they just do cache it all
they probably cache all the songs on all ur playlists too bc its spotify
and windows doesn't have chrome out of the box, you have to google for it
windows
your point being?
I have all of them downloaded anyway
you have to bing for it* 😭
you literally just have to flick a switch in the store settings
you ever just
my windows bluescreened because my audio crashed because i disconnected my bluetooth headphones get on my level
it does
neither does the stock discord client lol
what the fuck is that thing
emulator for what
omen to install linux
dumbest take
shut up
I use le epic arch btw so that means Linux isn't for newbs
fedora and mint are incredibly user friendly
i love
Just… your gif is far from how Linux is. I run arch and use cli for everything - people keep saying it’s ready for widespread adoption when it’s not. There’s stereotypes etc. - to a newbie, the CLI is scary, where you do/can get ‘hacked’(yes this sounds silly)
arguably more user friendly than Windows in some regards
@paper gate loves OOP
less friendly in other regards
are they just as good as other distros tho
can confirm



