#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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what if bill cipher drank Dr Pepper
actual idiot
nice banner voidfill
in this scenario there isnt
why is shikanoko such a baddie
void filler
still nice
lets remove the entire language except for string slice because in this scenario it all isnt necessary
amazing point
?
I want her so bad
chill
only Vencord would argue over slicing methods
can you not talk about your sexual desires here
^^^
He would get more
@sonic birch are you a minor
Please don't
yee
My water turned pink
estrogen
any reason you don’t do bite size triangles which are just so much better?
or soap
did you put flavoring in it
im gonna start infiltrating companies and slowly switch them over to windows server and yall cant stop me
yeah
so yummy
I licked watercolor paint
meopw ...
Knew it
watercolor paint tastes so good 🤤
Real
Can we have one fucking day without freaky person in off topic
guys is it blocked?
and I do that when I can
Never, I'm here
maybe..
off topic is the freakiest place you can be
you will be broiled
i think its not blocked
off topic gets 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 at 6 PM central
😨
hey atleast im not them weird neckbeards that say its fine to like s girl bc there 3000 years old even tho they look lik a toddler
You're up there
oddly specific
also if it's just:
foo = "foo"
# it can be just if not foo
thing = "foo" if foo is not None else "bar"
you could do this:
thing = foo or "bar"
you’re almost there
you must be one of those
^
thats not ternary though !
i love ternary in c
thats what youd call a null coalescing operator
it's parsed weird sometimes but otherwise it's fine
love how Python is literally just dumbed down English with a few extra things
that message didn't load for me..
Can we delete python please
The syntax is so fucking bad and i'm tired of pretending it's not
the syntax is English
again, python could be so amazing but they are hell bent on making it suck
at least it makes people indent
we need to delete English
for once
switch to toki pona
PROGRAMMING IN ENGLISH IS BAD
weird indentation makes me so mad
I don't want to need a fucking oxford dictionary to write a script
english indentation
We need to remove the fr*nch
how is it bad
python would be fixed with braces
that’s why
sometimes i feel like python is the duplo of programming languages compared to lego
Unironically yes
no it wouldnt
ppl who hate on indent-based languages usually write terrible code
EXACTLY
YOU ARE SO REAL
i was about to say that
not hard to use consistent indentation
people who hate on the indent thing write the ugliest code
I like indent-based languages
youre surgedevs
no im not
they look organized if you actually code properly
yes you are
im a surge dev. we are a hive mind. you are only talking to one of us rn.
i don't care, all of you are the same
fun fact, it hurts to hit your fonger on the tip of a sharp knife 
nope!
yop
print('\n'.join(['\n'.join(re.findall(r"https://web\.archive\.org/web/20230102060852/http://www\.the\.cz/sluzby/downcount/downcounter\.php\?id_downcountu=[a-z0-9]+", requests.get(f"https://web.archive.org/web/20230102060852/http://mapstore.the.cz/index{i}.html").text)) for i in range(2, 10)]))
you can't tell that i hate indenting.. (i did make some crazy one line code before i can't find it)
same brain deformation
but one of us is currently rapidly approaching your location
what's my location
?
What in the devils
"what if you don't have a printer" 😭
never eaten beets
okay ill use lua
true
return((findall(r'[\d\.]+', (soup.find('h1', class_='font-weight-bold display-5 display-lg-4 mb-2 mb-md-n0 mt-title').text))[0]))
lua kinda really sucks
cout << "guh" << endl;
@stark herald blobcatcozy react
:(
i hate python it does suck and my python class was miserable
cout syntax is awful
i justo cñciked on thid chat
fn main() {
println!(":3")
}
it does
meow
i just clicked on this chat you're insane
for why
mewo
@atomic magnet @atomic magnet
guhhhh i never want to learn rust
miau
-w-
me wondering why discord twkss so long to launch
the 20 pyoncord plugins:
but i guess that's why std::print exists
i know its the point but its too light weight, the std lib sucks and the table implementation is very meh
rust is amazing but not something i would take the time to learn without having prior experience with something like C++
not worth the trouble though
Its fine tbh
real
i would like to know rust but i can't think of any reason to actually learn it
lua?
i love lua too
i can do anything i want in c++ already and we have smart pointers too
lua extensions are great, luau is cool, but base lua kinda sucks
I JUST TRIED A CAPTCHA SIX TIMES AND IT FAILED ME
WHAT THE FUCK
exactly
hi robot
six times in a row
you might be a robot
lua is super super good if you use it for what it’s meant for
lua is meant to be simple so you can extend on it, if you're using lua plain you're really silly
YES OMG
Try playing ultratelephone 2
i coded something cool
the only use for lua is neovim config
fres detected
I enjoy luau
bad
i have an idea for a server side Minecraft plugin where users could make custom minigames using lua
i can't implement cause I hate java though
this sounds like a certain game
do not talk to me like this. you do not enjoy luau to the same level as me.
Also holy shit applied energistics 2 my beloved
I LOVE luau
TRUE
lua using 1 as the index is AWFUL
you don’t know
i love java but never used lua
imagine using obsidian frequently and debian is already
and would be a risk
ok what are attributes then
I would've chosen any other language but lua is the easiest one for non programmers I think
bc theyd have server access
is surgedevs a roblox dev
with their lua code
no
so there’s actually this game where you can make minigames in Lua
it’s pretty cool
too real
noo but Minecraft
it’s Lego enough
my bad for ever touching LuaU
I don’t recall anything rn im homeless fr
I can't say the y word 😭
is it special to get them?
i love luau
i only wanted Hina in a dress
yuh
yaoi 😔
imagine being born on 2006
you’ve saved me so much time
Wolfie scares me
thank you for loving luau
ban wolfie
you are welcome
you didnt spend about 50 hours just looking into luau types
insane
did you
well i did because im mentally insane
I hate watercolor
i plead the one of them
i should download raise of kindom on my tablet
I did all of this using only 4 colors
although its probably because im used to actually good typing systems
i cannot make a strongly typed implementation of protocol buffers because the typing system is not mature enough for me to do so
I love strict typesafe systems
of what
protocol buffers
u hate ts
protobuf
I don't hate I just don't really like it
ofc it is
i can implement it in typescript fine, but when porting to luau i cant do it in the same way
so i have weak typing on it and it sucks
i do not know anything about protobuf
i just have to return to any which literally defeats the point of the library xd
the crocodile wants to eat the bigger number
Pyoncord sucks holy shit
and on the other end, its unpacked
but i can tell you once you get the luau typing system it is actaully pretty good
and you get the original object
i have worked with it since day 1
anyone wanna hear :3
Yeah!
i have watched it mature and i have helped contribute to it, it still sucks for most things
are you sure
yes.
neppy
ty gimme a sec to type it
do you know how type generics work then
yes, they suck
@void ivy
of course i do
i did not expect that
for a living
😭
lewi works for me
meow
and you work for me
life is like roblox
I changed Anonomize File Names to have this feature:
- Added default file extensions for users to select (like .png) so that those files can be anonymized automatically while regular files stay under the same name by default!
its useful bc i often upload images that I want to have anonomized but I also upload plugins / mods sometimes that I want to keep the same name and i bet others have that pain too
@feral arch
im going back to something familiar, typescript
typescript is
just make a tycoon copy paste game with a ton of in game purchases and bot the game for one day and you will make $20,000 within a few days @void ivy
fantastic
anonomizsd
so easy
agreed
i am writing my next roblox game in typescript
don’t even gotta work girl
@jaunty ore has them (probably)
and i will never use luau again
a bit of extra work over reg js but still a w
I'll never not unconsciously think roblox is bad
worth it
i don't
horrible
probably not
youtubei doesn't have exposed protobufs or schemas
rip
@void ivy do u know if vencord supports js based plugins instead of typescript
not gonna write them in that just wonderin
you’re never gonna guess what exists
I wonder if I can use kotlin to make a Roblox game
typescript compiles to js
so yes
it can
happened already
o cool
i tried that once that was the worst developing experience ive had yet, it doesnt even remotely compare to when i spend like 20 hours refactoring my giant python bot codebase to add types and that was comparable to sawing my nuts off
blob cat cozey
kotlin can transpile to js
dw im not a criminal i wouldnt do that
i mean just like Minecraft you gotta install them with a third party program but ye shaders.
huh, the tooling is amazing
kotlin bad
its way better than writing luau
:nikooho:
i have built a whole template for building games in it using flamework and i ADORE it

nop
well when i tried it it literally just didnt work or shit out broken code it was painful
yup
why would you wanna do that anyway wouldn’t that just deteriorate performance
just do luau
if you tried it like a couple of years ago during the very obvious alpha then yes
nop
die
soon
there's barely any overhead
but does Big Games use it
the luau code it generates is either as good as or better than human written code
me and Rosie are besties
???? roblox doesn’t support ts outright wdym
@fallow drum sh
and it generates it in a way that makes it still human readable
This is just really cool
Rosie you aren't real
have you seen the code that visual scripting plugins shit out
tysm! its in my pull to vencord so it might be added
wait is that the rosie
actually terrible
i fukcing love protobuf
zt uses kotlin to C translators
good luck!
yes
i have that pain
i dont think so
i use protobuf in several projects
roblox
😨
because of how flamework works, it uses tons of compiler plugins
yea well its gonna go away sometime if it gets accepted
which means the code output is quite messy
💔
I won’t have to manually turn it off for specific attachments
no yoodle support
hooray
💤
get ur moms credit card
I'm combining the internal API and public API for youtube
@fallow drum you love
oh yeah flamework has a spec-compliant reflect implementation
:D
because flamework uses
decorators~
and supports
hop on nitro basic
dependency injection~
lmfao
i have my own card thank you very much
https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/08/Code_-_Insiders_2024-08-17_00-13-36.png but like look how nice this code is compared t owriting the same thing in knit or other framework in luau or whatever
are you sure about that
what is that font for the red comment
yes
all of it is cascadia code
that's how cursive looks in cascadia
the r's look kind of strange
this fox looks a bit 2 smug.
I won't allow it

it's a fox
okay sure but what about fortran support?
they're cursive r's
you don’t understand
i use bitwarden
someone was writing an asm->roblox compiler
it cool
there's also a rust->roblox compiler
yes you will
nah its normal
it's just weird because it doesn't connect to any of the other glyphs
Nuh uh
none of them do
it's monospace
lol
but what about fortran
that github banner at the bottom i think is set by bitwarden
I think the most “helpful” tool I’ve made for Roblox is a RBXMX builder while in runtime
I like Fortran more than cobol
anyways like
yeah i mean it makes sense
but still....
in terms of pain in the assery
if it compiles to native
youtube protos aint that bad
it can be ported
@void ivy
yes faye
google is a protobuf
the most fun i've had so far is xuikit
a single protobuf that fully defines interactive ui
@void ivy hop off roblox work for me instead
loaded scripts too
all the component and layout data is in that single 150kb protobuf
was very helpful for me
the internal API is so bad it's like json with protobuf used in some places
what did you expect
i expected that
a bunch of internal google apis are literally just barebones rest wrappers around grpc
google rpcs?!?!?!
i reimplemented the google news api a couple weeks ago
google rich presence...
wouldn't grpc be better than another layer
that reminds me
yall ever lose nitro and feel discord bald after
i still have to do some work on that
hop on nitro basic
to get full coverage working on search results
nah i have like 2 months more of it
so i wont ever have to deal with that
☹️
tessie cute
:3
tessie w

meow
Rude!!!
vencord.app
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
I might potentially make Kotlin generator for Google apis
that is the best and most creative way I’ve ever seen somebody show their sexuality on their profile
you are awesome for that
rotating cockroach song
fak u
why did that like update to a longer version
fak u
call ven
very mean
it was 1 second long then 4 mins
Thank you!
https://github.com/googleapis/google-api-java-client-services the java code is generated
wrong
or that one ai that wants to kill everyone what was it called
google would never use openai product
Gemini?
gemini
what’d Gemini do ☹️
bing ai?
because blue
no
I became blue back when it was cute people and not regular
k
vencord blue is the verified of twitter
Wait no it wasn't blue back then, ignore me.
no im joking
Yeah we had to buy Twitter Blue for this role.
I refuse to call it "X".
twitter is the best
best
deadnaming
i love using twitter
i hate x
bc the position of the key x is so painful to hit
it hurts my thumb
You will be broiled
Actually, it's not X, it's that one fucking Unicode character!
i should auto replace x to twitter
do not do that!
which one
Twitterylophone
The one in their logo
vchars 𝕏
𝕏 MATHEMATICAL DOUBLE-STRUCK CAPITAL X
you
Yeah, that!
LMAO
mathematical double struck capital X!
wtf?
Oh dear, YouTube is having a wee bit of trouble, hm?
when google translations break
They start that scoop with cereal already in it!!!!
your premid extension is freaking out
thats the most important detail of this ofc
i do not have premid tho
mm
not that the milk was poured in second
for me that thing appeared when i installed premid
Of course, I am the master at pointing out the obviously important details!
@paper gate im taking 3 pins off your cpu
@ on reply
oop
ty
I'll try to remember that
do not
can you leave only 3 pins instead
wait
wat that
replypingdb when?
emoji db when
I have LGA CPU
no pins 
actually you know what
a
a
i might act do that
vencord on game overlay when?? /hj
That would be neat, if I'm being honest.
soon
i love having hair
@fallow pawn no fortnite on 6s 💔
supports ios 15+ but doesn't launch
strange actually
This biological amalgamation strikes fear into my soul. I can feel its gaze
WHY DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE
because yes
okay, you know what? Fair enough
cowls are so cute
cowl
...cowl? That's not ambiguous at all!
ambiguousn't
@tough drift
There will come a time where our distant ancestors look back and question what the fuck a cowl was
@tough drift if i asked you do something and said pretty please would you do it
can you ignore @paper gate and all their alt accounts everywhere for a year pretty please
wiseman.......
don't even know who you are
lying 
@tough drift can you ban @paper gate
Can you give me 500 yen pretty please
@open pasture
✊

no way
Is NOT wise
so TRUE
@fallow pawn can you install iphone ipas on macos
well i do
fortnite on macos
only on apple silicon macs
the fortnite app anticheat checks for it
7777777
dammit, flashed stock system on my phone, forgot about it, wiped it and tried to install a gsi rom
though it needs to be apple silicon
if its been tampered with, nuh uh wont work
ULTRA WIN
just get good oomf
i am good it works for me
wing
wing
Nvm ig it was this code:
def flags_filter(flag):
flags = {
'w': True if 'w' in flag else False if 'h=' in flag else None,
'h': True if 'h' in flag else False if 'w=' in flag else None,
'a': None if 'g-=' in flag else False if 'g=' in flag else True if any(i in flag for i in ['a', 'g-', 'gg-']) else None,
'g': True if 'gg-' in flag else False if 'g-=' in flag else None if 'g-' in flag else True if 'g' in flag else None}
return {k: v for k, v in flags.items() if v is not None}
def format_rows(rows, flag):
char_list = [(f'**#{row.rank}** - ' if 'r' in flag else '') +
(f'**{row.name}** - {row.series}' if 'a' in flag else row.name) +
(f' . *({", ".join(row.type)})*' if 't' in flag else '') for row in rows]
counter = Counter()
if 't' in flag:
for i in rows:
counter.update(i.type)
wa, wg, ha, hg = counter.values()
char_list[0] = f"*{wa} $wa {ha} $ha {wg} $wg {hg} $hg*\n\n{char_list[0]}"
return char_list
but little bit worse, it's not as bad i thought but black formatter really doesn't like it https://i.slow.pics/x8nPbRN5.png , tbf i did "fix" it later https://gist.github.com/pingu6/a2bbd44a704afa739574b1f065b2c822 but then i deleted the whole thing bc way not
okay? get over whatever it is you got against me or keep acting childish
you can omit the reason in the request i think
whenever i jokingly called me mad if you overlooked while looking at least was replying: it add back on torches
no im stupid
helo
lets ignore you instead
awesome
@paper gate find wife

@keen junco find wife
Impossible
@winter girder find wife
soon
nur marvin
@winter girder find husband
using swiftui rn how do u feel
yes
normal
swiftui in uikit
Immediately
Haha winnah
meow
meow
how long have you used it today
I'm mining some bitcoins
and are you under a blanket
i will preorder it
terror
girl it hasnt even been announced yet
so much greed
You need to make better financial decisions
i know but leaks
Iphone 16 p(y)ro
shut up
i need samsung s25 ultra
ur a leak
no im not
I need Google pixel 10

Meanie
you dont need spen you want spen
i paid 100 to install an app
Let's go gambling!
Ah, dang it!
thats what its about
You're probably rich so I'll allow it
HAHALOSAH giving so much money to apple then getting his dev account banned ❤️
oh yea nad i get access to this
well i got banned before i paid
this is a new account
HAHAWINNAH
soon tim apple will kill you for ban evasion
haha haha
hows my swiftui skills
and use testflight
What if they don't?
looks sick
then they don't get to submit apps to the app store
and they don't get testflight
im bad at swiftui
name
What if nobody chips in $5?
name
chip me in for free
then i eat the cost
yummers
How does a cost taste?
$100 isn't something to cry over
Always wondered.

apparently i also get access to code support
so if i dont know how to do something with uikit i can just ask apple ig
hi apple i have skill issue i cannot code pls code for me i will pay you
honse
kitty
kitty
kitty
kitty
WAKE UP!!!!!
kbity
alacritty >>> kitty
dude why do I need to use a uikit color feature just so I can get a system color
omg
terminal war
Kitty!
no one asked
apple developer is $0.27 per day
.background(Color(UIColor.quaternarySystemFill))
i love this gif
8.25 per month
wezterm
does vencord use more resources then ac discord?
ur a bug
Oh god that FPS
:3
no
unfortunately yeah 😔
what is ac discord
tbh my boost badge is a bug
"actual discord"
alternate current discord
air conditioning discord
Anti-cheat discord
lmfao
Actually cool discord?
💀
ac moment
my ac is broken
i shall add a discord anticheat
ill be ur ac
howw
Aliucord discord clearly
usnig easy anti cheat
woah
DREAD
Make it ring 0!!!!!
r u cold
cold as stone
wdym
hug me then im too warm
then shrek but updating my words
heat transfer
preview is so fucking laggy lmao
i think kevin is getting dumber and dumber and its affecting us
pls help
Make it run on ring 0 of the kernel or whatever, like vanguard anticheat!!!
no its not?
LMAO
what preview
Mocking biiiiird
have u tried swiftui
That brought my loooove
lunar coder?
#Preview {
TransferPreview()
}```
not rlly

sooon
swift LMAO
what's wrong with swift
issue?
apple
yaa
so?
oh ur one of those people
ignore them
yea
theyre a linux buttlicker
tells me enough
wtf is that
NO GET THIS AI OUT
i hate apple and apple users
done
cope & mald
what
i love u too <3
cope, seethe, mald
cope & mald
Bananas are objectively superior to apples!
from usa
apple user
sounds about right
How would you like to die?
Death by anticheat
why
if you think swift is bad because of apple you're gonna have a heart attack to hear i just paid $100 earlier today to sign up for apple developer premium
death by eating a superior fruit
i domnt like banan
apple products so good
I got hoes blowin up my phone
i love apple
we're almost passing c++
Death by bananas? Very well.
as an android user
i said a superior fruit
Banana then?
i like both ios and android
300 more lines
having tried both i do prefer ios
act more like 200
that was way offf but at least u edited it
LMAO
XD
@fallow pawn do u think im a rapper
you prove my point
Microsoft/linux
no girl u dont even have the confidence to speak up
i misclicked an extra 0
at first
cloc ⌚ that 🫵 tea 🍵 cloc ⌚ it
i can say wop wop wop wop wop
but it was just 100 off
womp womp
holy shit swiftui is bad
@fallow pawn did u add a progress bar
im trying ;;
what is bad exactly
there we go
This cat is trying to run from the approaching horrors.
idk I just dont like it
it got much better with newer apis on ios 16+
fair ig
the fact it's only been a thing for 4 years
I tried using swiftui on ios 14 and wow was it bad
meanwhile uikit has had 18 years of development and bug fixes
making it quite stable
lol me too
tbh swiftui does a way better job at hiding the objective c code
you haven't even tried iOS 13
at least nowadays
swiftui doesn't use objc
I only use uikit mainly because if its customizability and its v stable
@fallow pawn im rapper?
im pretty sure swiftui is just a UIKit wrapper
click on it and you'll see
it is !!
@fallow drum
ah yeah right
i was a very long time non apple user prior to using apple devices and bought my macbook over a year before i ever bought an iphone (this was almost two years ago) and me having tried over 10 different high end laptops and ending up on a macbook is the reason i use apple currently though i have no bias whatsoever which is very evident
being an extreme apple hater is legit just being what you hate about the apple users you so hate! stop having horrible bias towards somebody who uses stuff from a particular company, it’s a very ugly look!
uikit gives more control
so much yap but I get it
mfw I show something apple and someone needs to mention that it sucks
can we hate on hp
uikit is really really intimidating for someone who has no experience in programming at all
yeah it’s sad really
theres a lot more apple people who will be hostile to others than non apple
😭
yeah
imagine having no experience in programming and you want to see how to make your first iOS app and you see UIKit
macbooks are just really good laptops and they basically have no competition because said "competition" is fucking copilot+ pcs where everyone is confused and no one buys them anymore
Can we hate on Chromebooks while we're at it?
i’ve never met one and have never seen one in this server or in aliucord which is also full of apple haters
ah, so wonderful!
swiftui just makes it a whole lot simpler for new developers
@edgy ermine fun fact I made my first real app in uikit
i like the "norm" swiftui tries to impose, it makes it so all apps aren't shit (flutter & react native don't give a fuck and since most companies use these, apps are still terrible)
so tru
but still, they try
me too lmao
because i had iOS 12
so tbf idk if it’s really true although it does have some truth to it yeah
@fallow drum@fallow drum
yawn
rosinga
it was improved
im gonna cry my first app was in storyboard
coding
its ok mine was too
my second app was programatic
mine was actually programmatic uikit
idk if it could be considered bad tho
I never knew how to use storyboard properly
All of my apple hate is towards the brand and the company, Im sure the products are good. Apple fans are also almost as obnoxious and annoying as linux people and there are more of them so its fun to piss them off
I only know how to make launchscreens LMAO
OMG I HATE AUTOMOD
oop
it timed me out for no reason
this
i agree
fair reason why she go batch to select (like .png) so normie stuff in jp
ok time to play nms instead
storyboard is so confusing
i'm so glad it's not mandatory
have fun
i remember reading this article
watchos:
@sudden sun @deep token @edgy ermine feather launchscreen soon??
idk what nms is
watchos can die
This is the easy part. Find Main.storyboard in the project navigator and smash that delete key with all your might. When prompted, select “Move to Trash”, and put it where it belongs! 😈
TRUE
just have never met a single apple fangirl or fanboy like ever
no mans sky
true
i mean like a hardcore fan
theres one in this very chat
I can make it in 2 seconds
make it spin
who here hates on android users
no
idk
this was before swiftui, now its swiftui only
Spy tf2
oh
i dont hate on android users
and you know who
that would be hating myself
who wants a leak of a uikit view
it is what it is that’s just my opinion so
and it's not even a bad thing
who wants to develop apps on a monitorsmaller than the commodire 64
you should use DeltaTube NOW
llsc does
jk invidious is fucked
@sudden sun onboarding 
true
i died
it's only for people with the bug hunter badge / connections to dtesters, sori
@sudden sun i was told youtube was removing adaptiveFormats but that doesnt seem right
watchos doesn't even support websockets
i cant find anywhere else it says that
IKR
I've seen so fucking many of them. And apparently its becoming a thing where, granted mostly younger people, straight up ostracize non apple users. The biggest example for that is in korea tho
so fucking pissed
give me an apple watch and i will
should i copy apples stocks app for feather @fallow pawn
im too broke for that
at least wearos is properly compatible with the android api

