#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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anyone know if siri can say that? not an apple user /srs
only if they are fit enough to stand up from their chairs
What the fuck is a kilometer
A kill-o-meter
i like those n words
Hmm
"I really couldn't say"
1000 meters
that is the siri response
What the fuck is a meter
you have to speak american language
100 cm
"uzgunum fakat bu talebinizi gerceklestiremem 😔"
yes
what
5000 bigmac length
you will be boiled
turkish response is so long for no reason
she could just say no
What the fuck is a cm
oil
39 inches
oil up
they should invent a version of me that instead of blood had mug root beer
@harsh minnow I think we should create a containment zone for americans and lock them there
gm world
SO TRUE
inventing it rn
this but vencordians
Ah yes, the better system
SO TRUE
I'm not american
what type of gas
do people here use Celsius or Fuckingdumbunits
Deutschland auf die 1 lmao
Roughly 0.3937 inches
hmmm
please dont make another jewish joke
look at this this squirrel
<====3
i support the opposite of this
how gay am i based on my stickers
big one
Hmm
sharp too
Average
I invalidate the opinion of whoever has anything anime related
NOO THEY TAUGHT HIM ASCII PENITS
yeah that tracks
this is not true for germans 😭
you are on the internet shut your mouth
too real
Convert it back, it's a centimetre
automatically invalidated, wont shut my mouth
make the image 5 times as wide and then extend the german line till the end that should be pretty accurate
why is germany twice
stop spreading misinformation
source: i turn problems into solutions all the time im so efficient
i flipped it
I hate France
horizontal germany, and vertical germany
belgians have to unsolve our solutions
are you a rust user...
peniblade
I can confirm, a problem is easily solved with tea here
this bot is scary
i refuse to use rust when i could just write my own language 
it is yes
HAHA
as somebody from the U.S. I can confirm we blow up anywhere at a minor inconvenience.
actually has the most advanced ai just acts idiot
kevin is gonna be speaking like a real vennie in a year
I found this one bot that would constantly say the n word
little demand.. everyone prefers RN discord
kevin could do that if the word wasnt on the filter and many MANY people said it....
cuts off to penetrate protection
Interesting
WHAT
i highly support this
WHAT????
stfu ffs
CHLOE WHAT THE FUCK
Are you also in the right country to confirm that?
CHLOE BE NORMAL
he doesbt
:3
cant ☹️
cat
i am of brexit origin, yes
As am I
@crude fern should we invite iga here
its 2 AM alreadu
why does every british person travel to spain for vacation
ok cyall
mANYOFOGJAKSDNMWIEFJ)WIEOFJO
yes
Even my family considered it
normally i outsource my work to chinese children in factories but over the year i learned a thing or two from them so id say im pretty efficient
for some reason
:3
whos iga??
am i dumbbb
Cheap cigarette tax
A pack is 5 bucks, less if you dont care about quality
I once bought 3 euro pack of 20
😭
you are ouppy
cigarettes are cheap as fuck in mainland europe for the most part yeah
(if you buy stuff like malboro or camel))
today i learned
cigarettes suck
that is how they work, yes
Man i was gonna say that
no normally you suck on the cigarette
What
but cigarettes themself suck
they just give you an adiction and make everything stinky
Thank you i know
and there is literally 0 upsides you might aswell just cut your entire hand off
koi you suck
I LOVE CANNABIS I LOVE CANNABIS
lmaoo
Hold up a second
ayo
I know this is a Golem and that it existed in Minecraft at some time, but why did Mojang remove this from the game?
porque que?
wha?
Snow Golems are still a thing?
yeahh??
nevermind
nevermind what
tbh yeah idk why people smoke
it's a waste of money gives you cancer and smells like shit
CANM I
<><
in vens house
SAME i tried it once and it just like
Peer Pressure -> Addiction
😔
nevermind bro
dos cervezas por favor
DONT BE AN NPC WHO GETS PEER PRESSURED
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF
quiero saber
yea sounds lik ehim
vee has never been in a social situation
false
i did get peer pressured into trying but it just sucked
bro just say no
if i ever see vee, im gonna pressure them into taking a lethal dose of fentanyl
you could even say... i sucked...
just to prove a point
koi dijo que usted le diste lo passe de nword
in my school most people would group up and smoke in break
I joined them but I never smoked
you can just say no

be strong independent
you can say no, but everyone is different and susceptible to different things
for example, you are susceptible to catching these fucking hands
why does copyItem copy the contents of the directory and not the directory itself im killing apple
oh yo pense que me ivas declarar tu amor
@jaunty remnant can u reshare the onedrive link wiht me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"yo bro want a smoke too?"
"nah man smoking is for fags (get it? cause they're called that in UK hahahahahaauahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)"
The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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they do, they learned it from the americans after their ass got handed to them
I will never smoke
nuh uh
too pure
I smoke copius amounts of cannabis
gooning

I have no idea what ur talkinga bout
do yall use a towel or let your hair air dry
i still dont know what goon means
is giving it to me for free also an option
other than the evil people meaning
dont goon
ok apple pay me
horror
we delete
someone post this image for me pls https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206024817258663957/1273052914105057382/IMG_9786.jpg
already did
Heroic launcher is ass
on imsg
awesomesauce
can i email you pictures of bill
idk who that is
ur obsessed I think
wish humans had hair color including my point when does segmentation fault: core physics of jokes
this is still loading is been like half hr
sm
this dingus doesnt know you cant play fortnite on heroic
what game launcher is this
heroic
Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!
stupid
WHAT
are you trying to run fortnite on linux
are you calling me stupid...?
yes
what they dont tell you is that you have to goon to look like them
yes to who
sam im going to eat u
false
all you need is a hustler mindset, to chase the grind and a healthy amount of mewing
someone break this persons fingers
mods after not being paid
okay now what do i do
4
7
2
a fully text based client for discord (log and chatbox)
the people have decided
gooning factory
onion is actually pretty based
meow
meow
mrrp
@lapis lava prepare to get nuked AND bombed
no
oh gosh why do you say this
idk
lol
call me june but I'm fine ig
lol
wbu
Am I a cool white name 🥺
Please papa colored name, accept me for who I am 😭
lolll
hi

i remember when people called me "december museum" as a play on my name
idk
hmmmm
i was a white name in other servers, i can confirm this
lol
im so high my jumpsuit takes me so hi-
so true
@somber leaf confirmed
listening to trench rn
live simeone weil reaction!
lol
?
we all know she's a furry /j
well im more of a robot
i have 10 copies of clanky :3
holy shit is that a nicholhas bourbaki reference
twenty one pilots lore goes hard
Nanomachies son
commercial? at least 2
unless
they only operate small airplanes
then 1?
lol
how do u knwo simoene weil and not bourbaki group 😭
im the anti wolfie
Wolfie I'm the anti

the television government
lol
i was gonna ask one of my friends to exploit it
lol
the thing is
you can get a registered company
really easily
it's weird
tuvalu
sub optimal
it's some small island country in the pacific
idk
i was gonna ask the government via email
Foreign Companies – If you are not a Tuvaluan Citizen or your business is based outside of Tuvalu, please contact business@gov.tv for more details to register a business in Tuvalu.
lol
meow
probably
oh i finally got a roomate
his name sounds white
well no more fortnite
it seems to be around 50 to 100 AUD
too poor
damn
hey do you guys use vencord
no
no
ew
i look like that
betterdiscord 🔛🔝
yea
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Note
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i LOVE when my channels take 2 seconds to switch on a fast pc
and say "welp this shits fast enough"
betterdiscord just becomes slow really easily
lol
pyplayer did you make the image on your pfp
no
oki
as long as you poop out one that has rhe combined power of all the ones you ate in the past week then go ahrad
that gonna be a pain to cool eventually
canada be like
can i have one,,,
:c
fr
true
askfokwerferf
five. hundred higurashi roleplay clubs
@junior ridge
Hey
how
was it crunchy
Ok
skibdi
I am certain
@tough drift my teeth scream
sorry
vban 1100637250217312276 weird kid, troll
Done! 
Banned akspraytogood (@forest tusk)
Rip
Is that all bro said? 😭
Gotcha
Liar
Because then it wouldn’t be fair
i can see through stuff
Are we gay
not me!
kill vee
4
5
1
yes :3
what do i do for christmas
7
14
@tough drift i can visit your dreams
goodbye @lapis lava
helo
i dont think so
damn bro
hello
no but you could probably just use devtools if it's for a screenshot
lol

lmao L
ty
damn
wtf
aw damn.
n word
lmfao
gay
what do y'all think about IPv6
"hmm im gonna check if that person was banned yet"
yes.
and should I petition the assembly to force it on ISPs
Will vencord ever update
see through stuff for mining crypto
I will
time to call up some assembly members
nepotism is crazy
/j
you will force discord to make ipv6 work properly
you will add AAAA records to discord services
https://git.sidestore.io is IPv6 only so
great
yet
bruh
smh
hewwo :3
why dont u have spotify
it's free! (unless you're in south korea)
losers
i dont use spotify lol
what do u use
gay
problem?
and that's all I need
all my music is local
I dont think the song is on AM
true!
WHY IS IT SO HOT
welcome to global warming
took me some time to figure out how to load music to music app
save energy
lovekuro
lovekuro
spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1UYAes9edtHAnzEP4U2DbP
apple music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/lovekurousa/1700318533
soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/kuro-429308535
then i realised you had to use itunes
or live in an oven
huge laser pointed at your location
and no im not removing tracking im lazy
it only gets hotter
a
@keen junco marvin premium when
HOW
never
entire macbook is lagging again
download more
no ram intended :3
🙂
🙂
if swap counts as ram then yes it works
lol
i downloaded a swap file
sudo swapon
what is txtcord
it will be the bad text discord client
some cursed idea
a discord client where you have big text label
with messages
and one text box where you send messages, join channels, login
Link?
...
ill probably
- develop it on my forgejo
- mirror it to codeberg
- mirror it to gh (it will do actions)
so... a tui with commands?
I ain’t going on a hunt for someone I don’t even know on the internet 😭
it will be gui
so cool
lol
whois database is very scary
eh either way
I need peers
kinda like tui tries to replicate a gui app in terminal
txtcord will replicate a console app with basic ux but in gui
ill maybe add tabs but thats about it
fun fact: 1.1.1.1 is under APNIC
Vendor roomate arc
vendor meowmate arc
nini vendor im eepy aas hell

Find the phone creator
i hope i undersleep so i can be more productive for longer tomorrow
Oh no a teeny tiny spider
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thats a fly
Same thing
punch it
bread
bread
bread
breed

hi Kofhisho 🎏🇵🇹
They really are
hey
they were even more open about it in a different server
WHAT
but i think he's like 15 or something so he's just mentally ill
yes?
I'm not 15
yes that is me nokotan
nun nununun nun
notsu
Biblically accurate hand
Like my dad









Bros thinks he’s the colors of the rainbow or something
no he's saying he's gay
Oh
Hi gay
I would hope humans would be one of those things
FUCK THE FBI
womp womp
bro is a rock
skill issue
e
me
ye
but
a lot of their domains
got seized by FBI lately
Try bookszlibb74ugqojhzhg2a63w5i2atv5bqarulgczawnbmsb6s6qead.onion
gotta download Tor Browser
cant load my own profile info
Yop
Deserved
:(
I love being in a country where I won't be punished for pirating stuff
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That's a scam page
Most Z-Library stuff you find on Google are phishing scams I'm pretty certain
Engine is running
physically speaking, how do you fuel it
wsg sigmas
@jaunty remnant KOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ublock blocked most of the top hits
meow
KOOOOODDDAAAAA
MIKASAASASASASASASASASASASASWASW
yew
awesome, is it germany
how do i become the world
meow
nah do it to the british
i do
yippie!!
Yay
🙂↕️

ikr
actual loser
Water
@paper gate
It seems you are not using my inline custom status theme /j
okay

found a good version
niniii
of the book i want
Mrrp nya
do I finally update my website and put my ideas onto paper or do I go sleep
understandable
Cats meow to communicate with humans, primarily. Unlike other vocalizations like hisses and growls, which are used for communication with other cats, meowing is a behavior cats have learned specifically to interact with humans.
Here's a breakdown of how it works:
- Vocal Cords: Cats have vocal cords like humans, but they are proportionally smaller and have a different structure.
- Air Pressure: Cats create the sound of a meow by pushing air from their lungs through their vocal cords, causing them to vibrate. The shape and tension of their vocal cords determine the pitch and tone of the meow.
- The Meow's Purpose: Meowing is a learned behavior. Kittens meow to their mothers, but adult cats typically only meow at humans. The specific reason for meowing can vary, including:
- Attention: "Feed me! Pet me! Play with me!"
- Greeting: "I'm glad you're home!"
- Request: "Open the door! Let me out!"
- Complaint: "I don't like this! This food is bad!"
While we may think of meows as simply "meows," cats actually have a range of meows with different pitches, durations, and rhythms that convey different meanings. With time and observation, you can learn to understand what your cat is trying to say through their meows.
🎴
mrrp
one is useful in the long run and the other is useful in the short run


awesome
bouncy


super awesome
@winter girder was playing roblox on windowed to "access discord easier" instead of alt+tab💀💀💀💀
Can 1% linux when they see can 2% linux
when can u 1.5% linux
Never
u dont need to
then I can 1.5% linux
I want to
fair
Pacman gui when
my mother's debit card is on my desk for mcdonalds later
watch it nice embed please papa colored highlights looks so right its 12
send me the magic numbers
Purchase a bear
:(
add me fr (I just want friens I had to unadd someone and now I have 599 frens and it's sad)
ok
is that why you jumpscared me with a friend request
my discord blew up when you did that and it showed you with no mutual servers or mutual friends and I thought I got haunted
Help
I mean surely that’s an ai
give it some celebrity’s handle
Sadly i really don't think it is
Yes
Accept it
Ples
:(
already did
Do I have dementia
Yes
Yes
I swear I’m not crazy chat
I’m as normal as the next person 😊
samwich do I have dementia?? 
what do i do to get general 🥲
scary
general is tragic
is this general ? 😭'
yes
What do I do lord
meow
im sober trust
@fallow drum
-OS
hi y'all
heroic launcher is at home in some reason
Trolley
Y’all ever think you’re just a thing and that’s all you’ll ever be?
Yeahhhh
am I the only one who randomly fucks around with html
Yes
idk
💔
nope
Sometimes I get scared that’ll never get out of a hole I make for myself
/nick
/todd
y'all are always making up drama for the most irrelevant bullshit 
🫃
i think you should save this for a therapist
Oh I see a therapist
Please get banned for this it would be so funny
gn gaycoders
wouldn't it be better to open a ticket in #📩-modmail, though?
I just haven’t spoken to him about this stuff
me digging a hole, not knowing that i wont be able to get out of it
Kinda slow
what do i put txtcord on (a probably dying project)
3
6
You’d know when you’re stuck in that hole
me at the beach
ill do that
Lc.define discord
<:i:1263592450136473684> discord
noun
- disagreement between people.
- a prosperous family who showed no signs of discord
<:i:1263591098740113478>disaccord
- lack of harmony between notes sounding together.
- the music faded in discord
<:i:1263591098740113478>dissonancediscordancelack of harmonydisharmony
Discord is a social app that involves servers which includes various different types of people
lmfao
That’s more like twitter
you mean X? /j
Twitter is just actually hell
X these nuts
Factually your correct, but everyone just knows it by Twitter
true
app icon changer so fun
Twitter is always Twitter and will never be X no matter how much Elon wants me to call it x
I find it funny how my username is on this screen
“X formally known as twitter”
okay?
i won't deadname her...
anyways
it's really surprising for me that the bundle identifier stayed for that long
idk
I want a third monitor ngl
the bundleid is meant to not be changed..
oh she remade the app completely iirc
dont rlly matter
next time youre deciding to use a chromium/firefox browser, remember this
https://clickette.net/u/T4HDr3.mp4
(same code on brave/librewolf)
never seen someone give a good reason to use firefox other than its not chrome
so fast
yeah
whats this, altstore?
matches the person
true..
I personally like Firefox because I don't want google to own more of the internet
thats basically what i just said
Any amoled theme recommendations
firefox uses google safebrowsing directly, consider brave (which uses google safebrowsing but is proxied through their servers)
it's a personal reason
HHWA
Ik where to look for them just curious which ones y’all like
sure brave is owned by a for profit company
the one that makes everything pitch blank
it is, but its open source + they make their money through other means (ads)
brb gotta go for 2 mins
mozilla at the very least is owned by a more "non-profit" company
which includes various different
i recently just switched from brave back to opera (normal not gx)
doesn't matter
I'd rather have a browser without funny crypto
?
ah yes, that one privacy browser that is just chrome but with even more added bs no one asked for cuz they want to make money somehow
i forgot the crypto thing even existed and im sure most people are the same way
why is every browser so bad
welcome to the internet
btw, IP addresses are also a monopoly
and domains
and pretty much everything else

the government pretty much owns IANA who is the one who gives out TLDs and IPs
not even talking about JS
the US government


fire
whats the difference
Loud incorrect buzzer
why?
is it true that firefox will die because google funds like 80% of it
all terrible
Firefox is bad but
chrome is worse
firefox is the least shitty option in the market
they're all pretty much the same though
waterfox
i seriously hope it doesn’t die
also
firefox is only stable as fuck on Windows tho
WebKit
HAHAWINNAH
What is this black washing 
chromium is way stabler
what is the reason
actually yeah that does worry me, google losing the anti-trust could be really bad for browser diversity ironically
real customizability
since they fund so much of mozilla
you can turn off most web browser features if u want
what are you customizing
tweak them
cant wait for firefox to have ads
better fingerprint prevention measures too
also styling with css
WebKit
please apple bring modern safari to windows/android
yeah honestly I love firefox but genuinely chromium is a much better engine
so at least there’s attempts at competition
why.
lol
that'll never happen btw
gecko engine is super broken
someone should create a new browser 😭
no, id unbraindead vencord will u either making me and started playing it if vencord starts coming to break in devtools & sees my birth date
its been so long without any new alternatives
but what would they do thats different
safari extensions on windows will never work for sure
web standards are a hassle to deal with
idk not being shitty
ladybird is a browser that's coming
Servo
idk how good it'll be
in what ways
nobody uses it but Epiphany exists
they're massive
26
minimum 2026
for the alpha
what about that one very intensive web browser
doesn't ladybird browse come from SerenityOS?
y'all need to use node
devs suck
Hell yeah it came from SerenityOS
how so
🦖
"hey can we change the install guide to use they/them instead of he/him?"
PR closed due to being too political
written in rust 
lmfao
bad management
yet they're doing a great job by competing with chromium and firefox
what is the browser that takes very many resources like thats its whole shtick
chromium
no idea
not like unintentionally jokingly taking up resources
it was the lead dev iirc
that does not sound good
chrome runs fine for me
I mean ram allocation shold be taken with a grain of salt
yes because what zt said wasn’t a slur??? wasn’t even remotely bad? he said stereo mic in #🌺-regulars in response to a stereo mic joke
firefox has rather high ram usage

Hi my name is WerewolfTamer12
bye
browsers will allocate what they can
i think its vivaldi
if ram is available you should use it, otherwise you're just overusing disk / cpu
long distance rapid eviction notice
my browser should SEARCH the web not sell my data, prompt me to sign up for a vpn, redirect me to a "gaming browser" or use 294040249240 mb ram
tor sucks for daily browing

