🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dawn iris]

https://www.mikekohn.net/micro/playstation2_java.php

JAVA IS HERE

[stark herald]

among us

[dawn iris]

JAVA IS THERE

JAVA IS EVERYWHERE

[digital kettle]

java is on poke

kinda

[keen pike]

hi venn

[sand citrus]

any other

[stark herald]

uhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

[digital kettle]

@stark herald wanna play möc

[sand citrus]

or just among us

[digital kettle]

mc

[stark herald]

soryy nnope

[digital kettle]

also is 20*C a good cpu temputure

[stark herald]

too good

[sand citrus]

sometimes I think of joining vencord vc but I think it's a bad idea

[digital kettle]

did i buy a good cooler

[stark herald]

we'd fall asleep

[stark herald]

yes

[sand citrus]

so true

[stark herald]

too good

[slow urchin]

your,, "favoruite",, band is pretty cool used to love jamming to heathens as a kid

[digital kettle]

it was 15$

[keen pike]

my body computer is at 9°C, is that good?

[digital kettle]

woa,,,

@stark herald

i love me some stressed out by blurryface

[slow urchin]

real

[median owl]

have yall seen the google play store ui update

[stark herald]

so true i love ride

[sand citrus]

I love me some 5h of sleep and being unable to fall asleep again

[sand citrus]

no i don't use it

[median owl]

they removed the searchbar at the DEFAULT position and moved it to a button

[slow urchin]

radioactive my imagine dragons in there randomly Lol

[digital kettle]

wait

@slow urchin

[slow urchin]

hm

[digital kettle]

do you know

the

lore

[slow urchin]

that's a very non-specific question

yyyyyyyyyyesS???

[digital kettle]

wait

really?

like

[light cedar]

why did I add so many emails that forward to the same inbox

[jolly temple]

'trump branded merchandise items' does anyone

[digital kettle]

the lore of top

[slow urchin]

be specific Lol

[stark herald]

i'd buy

[lapis lava]

i have one on my nin0.dev email and one on proton

[digital kettle]

oomf worked on that :o

[boreal torrent]

bye

going to sleep

[lapis lava]

gn

[robust relic]

wow thats shit

[stark herald]

hatee

[boreal torrent]

it's 10:14 and im going to sleep

[digital kettle]

gn

[boreal torrent]

i have class in four hours

i'm cooked

well gn

[median owl]

please revert immediately

[digital kettle]

okii

[median owl]

this is horrible ux imo

[stark herald]

wish there was a good open source alarm app for android

[boreal torrent]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE BOOK I WANT TO BUY

[lapis lava]

google clock's good tbh

[boreal torrent]

COSTS FUCKING R$ 360

[lapis lava]

literally ios

[boreal torrent]

why isn't knowledge free

[slow urchin]

oh no not at all LMFAO

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin do you

[slow urchin]

my bad

[digital kettle]

wanna

learn the

[sand citrus]

🏴‍☠️

[median owl]

I get what the plan was but it's harder to reach than the old place... at least with how I use my phone lol

[digital kettle]

lore

its long

[boreal torrent]

i can't afford 70$ on a book

[digital kettle]

really long

[boreal torrent]

worse quality

😔

i wanna physical one

[slow urchin]

lore drop on me in general chat, text-wall codeblock style

LMAO

[boreal torrent]

maybe i can find it used??

nvm

still expensive

[slow urchin]

I SHIT YOU NOT WHEN I SAW THIS IT WAS POINTING EXACTLY TO MY ONEKO

LIKE

ON THE DOT

[median owl]

did u actually work on that tho, I thought you were in another team lol

[boreal torrent]

i gotta read it only by pirate measures then

[slow urchin]

I THOUGHT MY ONEKO WAS PART OF IT

[boreal torrent]

finally gn

[keen pike]

what is xmpp /genq

[stark herald]

mail

[keen pike]

thank you

[stark herald]

no wait

i have no idea

[lapis lava]

its like msn messenger

[keen pike]

thank you

[stark herald]

I think it has to do with email

[lapis lava]

but self hosted

[robust relic]

tbf ios has been like this for quite a while and doesn't have empty space in the top nav bar

so it's better

[jolly temple]

joke wolfie

[stark herald]

whaat never buy books you can find them free online

[slow urchin]

how does kevin like,, actually work

real question

[modest obsidian]

magic™️ (I have no idea)

[slow urchin]

does he just learn shit from us and spout out things

[stark herald]

chain

[slow urchin]

cuz that would be funny

[stark herald]

Markov chain

[sinful flame]

@marble meadow what theme are you using?

[stark herald]

/gemini

lc.g Markov chain

[night blaze]

How can I make a Markov Chain in Power Bi? : r/PowerBI

May 23, 2023 ... One of which is building a directed cyclical graph in Power BI that resembles a Markov Chain. Which means that the start of the graph will be ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 4/30

[slow urchin]

can you explain this as if you were tripsitting a guy bathing in lsd

[median owl]

is this your prep for AI overtaking us

[sturdy folio]

no

[slow urchin]

this was a serious request LMAO

[sturdy folio]

i am not held at gunpoint by a machine

[median owl]

oh okay

[stark herald]

sorry i have no idea I only know what it's called

[slow urchin]

darn

[median owl]

did you add me btw, will send invite later then

[deep token]

i didnt but i will be firing my steam rn

wasnt at my mac

[median owl]

ah i c

[deep token]

hold on i need to symlink the bottle

[slow urchin]

"A Markov chain is a way of predicting what happens next based on the current situation, without needing to know the history before that. It's like guessing the next word in a sentence just by looking at the word right before it." - chatgpt
so basically kevin just guesses ways to finish the last typers message

[median owl]

whar

[modest obsidian]

based

[slow urchin]

so he's stupid

[sturdy folio]

if you really think about it all real life objects are just wrapped in mutexes

[stark herald]

I'm guessing it picks a random word from all that it's learnt then tries to continue it to form a sentence

[deep token]

ok i symlinked my bottles

[open pasture]

my school just called me and they told me theyre teaching us PYTHON AND JAVASCRIPT!!

[deep token]

i fucked up my main macos install somehow

[open pasture]

its OVER!!

[deep token]

WHAT

[slow urchin]

probably, pretty silly :p

[lapis lava]

they should be teaching REAL programming languages such as C

[stark herald]

yesh

[open pasture]

i wish

i do know a small amount of c

[lapis lava]

better than them teaching scratch

[sturdy folio]

programming has fallen, millions must write shitcode

[dawn iris]

maybe in your world

[open pasture]

i guess so

still disappointing

[dawn iris]

in MY household

the only thing with a LOCK

is the FRONT DOOR

[slow urchin]

you are always floating, you have never truly felt the touch of anything let alone a loved one, and you never will, and if you could truly touch atoms it would only serve to fuse the object with you turning you into an inanimate-animate mixture

[open pasture]

i DO NOT need someone to explain how python lists work for an hour AGAIN

[slow urchin]

if you really think abt it :p

[deep token]

i just stole software

[sturdy folio]

https://www.w3schools.com/python/python_lists.asp

[open pasture]

zoinks

[rugged idol]

good learn

[dawn iris]

ok and you're made of 99.99...% empty space

[lapis lava]

wait idk how i first learned py

[dawn iris]

and?

[lapis lava]

and js

[mortal rose]

i don't know why but i cant read "macos" as mac OS i read it as marcos but without the r

[sturdy folio]

ZOINK???

[lapis lava]

probably discord bots

and mdn

[open pasture]

NO

[sturdy folio]

LIKE THE POPULAR GEOMETRY DASH PLAYER ZOINK

???!?!?

[stark herald]

im g

[deep token]

💀

[slow urchin]

i used to love using scratch before my brain got too big and started realizing that half the shit i wanted to do with it would literally break the browser

[modest obsidian]

lmfao

[deep token]

macOS never has a space btw

[open pasture]

nathaniel pasta is better

[mortal rose]

yea

[deep token]

only Mac OS X

[sturdy folio]

npesta is genuinely my favourite streamer its not even close

[slow urchin]

discord but in scratch

[modest obsidian]

how does one buy an IP address

[open pasture]

divine intervention

[jolly temple]

i've only calculation. only like fucking gay because termux

[open pasture]

(knowing basic logic and english)

[deep token]

@mortal rose if you dont know then you can simply call it os x

no one will mind

[mortal rose]

my favorite streamer is me

[sturdy folio]

ask your isp

[slow urchin]

this is technically VERY possible by the way with cloud variables

[modest obsidian]

I was 6 when I first learned python

[modest obsidian]

so ask myself?

[mortal rose]

macos

[modest obsidian]

I am the ISP

[sturdy folio]

no you arent

[robust relic]

for the longest time it was just "OS X", they changed it to "macOS" afterwards cuz it was goofy 🤓 ☝️

[modest obsidian]

tfym?

I have an ASN

I have routing peers

[vast arch]

guys is it true you can give yourself roles in other peoples channels using this, if so how?

[sturdy folio]

unless you have built the infra for it you are buying from another ISP

!!

[lapis lava]

no

[robust relic]

no

[vast arch]

oh

[deep token]

@median owl added

[lapis lava]

if you saw this on a youtube video, you got clickbaited

[modest obsidian]

sure but I'm gonna be buying IP addresses for me to announce myself either way so I'm asking how me, as an ISP, would buy IP space

[deep token]

os x 11

[slow urchin]

bro why do you have an alt with nothing that is three years old

that's sad

[median owl]

can only send later, at work still xd

[deep token]

bet

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sit-ready-what-gif-17125884

[sturdy folio]

youd probably go to the isp you are buying infra from

i do not run my own internet service provider i do not know

[vast arch]

wdym? this is my main acc

[slow urchin]

[glass shell]

hi all

[modest obsidian]

what if I didn't get my current assignment from someone else and my isp is not doing anything for this lol

[deep token]

hii

[modest obsidian]

hi

[sturdy folio]

😨

then you have just created a black hole and we will all die soon

[modest obsidian]

I got it from europe

I'm in east Asia

lol

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ayasan-gif-24417465

[sand citrus]

tiktok

[slow urchin]

fun fact black holes don't actually kill you they just kinda sometimes stretch and contort/transport you at an atomic level piece by piece taking you apart so fast that you dont even actually get to "die" in our normal sense of words

[robust relic]

xi jimping is watching

[somber leaf]

They literally rip you apart atom by atom but they don’t “kill you per say”

You know how dumb that sounds

[slow urchin]

yur

[glass shell]

that's purely theoric though

we haven't sent anything into a blackhole yet

[slow urchin]

:p

[sturdy folio]

"they dont kill you they just kill you in the most mentally horrifying way imaginable"

ok

[somber leaf]

General relativity hasn’t been disproven and till you get to the event horizon still applies and spaghettifcation would happen before it

[sturdy folio]

i got rid of math guys

[brazen abyss]

oh deer

[somber leaf]

Special relativity whatever

[sturdy folio]

fuck its capitalized

[glass shell]

i mean I guess but still

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow will volunteer

[pine scroll]

This thing allows friend links

when you paste it into console

[somber leaf]

It’s true beyond a reasonable doubt

[glass shell]

we don't really know a whole lot about black holes

[sturdy folio]

nvm that sounds wrong

[somber leaf]

Only thing that isn’t is what’s “in” a black hole

[pine scroll]

https://gist.github.com/oSumAtrIX/8c0540c80ca2b91efa18d137e239570f#file-friend_invitelink-js

[glass shell]

it took us a while to know what they even look like

[slow urchin]

"Black holes don’t technically "kill" you in the traditional sense; instead, they stretch and compress everything that falls in due to their intense gravity. This process, known as spaghettification, tears apart matter at a fundamental level, turning it into a thin, elongated shape before it’s swallowed completely." burning would be painful and eventually stop your heart and your cells begin chemical decomposition, but black holes dont do that

that why i said in out normal sense of words

[sturdy folio]

i think black holes are just giant and very strong canning machines because whatever comes out of it will definitely fit inside a tuna can

[slow urchin]

if it comes out

[glass shell]

i don't think anything comes out of a blackhole

[pine scroll]

black holes are created from a star

[sturdy folio]

?!?!

just

[pine scroll]

when it collapses under its own gravity

[sturdy folio]

be faster than light

smh

[median owl]

they just eat because they're hungry but then explode because they ate too much

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/xmas-happy-dance-gif-13017096

[somber leaf]

Because the general scientific community refused that it was even possible in the first place for a long time just like how Einstein refused to believe splitting the atom was possible

[pine scroll]

thats how stellar blackholes are created

[sturdy folio]

black holes are just created by having a fuck ton of mass in a small space

[somber leaf]

• we didn’t have good enough telescopes

[glass shell]

true i guess

[pine scroll]

yes, and you forgor gravity compressing it

[somber leaf]

The core physics of a black hole are just general relativity before the event horizon

[glass shell]

no???

[slow urchin]

they can, sometimes the buildup of momentum can shoot matter in and instantly out of a blackhole, like an eliptical crash coarse

[sturdy folio]

gravity is what happens when you have a fuck ton of mass in a small space yes

[glass shell]

blackholes feed on stars

[sturdy folio]

doesnt mean i forgot it

[pine scroll]

They are created when stars collapse under gravity creating mass in a small space, which is the definition of blackholes

[void ivy]

@harsh minnow https://store.steampowered.com/app/2956040/PVKK_Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant/

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[pine scroll]

the gravity becomes so fast, not even light can escape it

[void ivy]

made in germany

[pine scroll]

however,

[slow urchin]

the other guy was right, once a star reaches a certain level of density it collapses in on itself and creates a black hole

[void ivy]

it actually looks really interesting lmfao besides the name

[glass shell]

oh damn

[pine scroll]

supermassive blackholes are created from A FUCK TON of mass

[glass shell]

oh alright

[somber leaf]

Yes technically Back in the earlier universe it was possible for stars to get so massive that they created a black inside of themselves without collapsing slowly feeing it till it dies

[sturdy folio]

what you are wrong with is that it doesnt have to be a star it just has to be anything with a fuck ton of mass stars are just very very good at accidentally doing it

[mortal rose]

i wanted to make a joke abut os x and i got 1984'd automatically for 10 minutes

[median owl]

Planetdefencecannoncommander

[void ivy]

yep

but its more interesting in german xd

from what i can tell its set in alt-universe germany

[somber leaf]

Yopers

[pine scroll]

Yes

YESSS

[sleek stirrup]

Time to play Planetdefencecannoncommander when Planetdefencecannoncommander announces its Planetdefencecannoncommanderistic release

[sturdy folio]

yorpers

[slow urchin]

anything with that much mass and density is likely to burn into a star eventually

[somber leaf]

Only if it’s hydrogen or elements less heavy than iron

[slow urchin]

really depends on it's atmosphere as well

space is weird

[sturdy folio]

I actually do a lot of research into black holes. Mainly because I set aside a lot of time to play with objects of considerable mass. In my latest experiment involving your mother, I have actually managed to create a black hole.

[pine scroll]

if you killed a human, and then compressed it somehow into a blackhole, it would evaporate within milliseconds or less, the evaporation would trigger an explosion more powerful than many nuclear bombs COMBINED(used google)

[sand citrus]

(used google)

[pine scroll]

Google is useful

If you managed to kill the fattest person alive, the blackhole would be bigger

and create a bigger explosion

[slow urchin]

to create a star all of these variables need to be very accurate to specific parameters:
Mass
Temperature
Density
Pressure
Chemical composition
Angular momentum
Gravitational forces
Magnetic fields
Radiation pressure
Nuclear fusion rates
Accretion rate
Stellar age
Environmental conditions (e.g., surrounding gas and dust)

[pine scroll]

with only slightly more time

[sturdy folio]

I fucking hate work; like if you too hate work.

[slow urchin]

that isnt grammar me thinks

[pine scroll]

Basically, the particles are trying to get a girlfriend to make a star but all of the girls have high standards

[slow urchin]

real

[pine scroll]

particles finding girlfriends would be so funny

[knotty furnace]

missing a semicolon but otherwise seems correct

[somber leaf]

Isn’t that what entanglement is /j

[pine scroll]

I gtg bye

[slow urchin]

maybe i'm reading it wrong

[knotty furnace]

"i fucking hate work; like if you too hate work"

[somber leaf]

Can we make a black hole bomb

Plz

[slow urchin]

oh no it isnt gramatically correct me thinks, too should be also

"i fucking hate work; like if you also hate work"

[knotty furnace]

too is a bit more archaic but still gramatically correct i think

[sand citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/538314613322940419/1024361743117471827/C450C63C-FEC4-446C-81D1-BEF138F93AA9.gif

[slow urchin]

myeh modern language has said it's too confusing and i agree

[somber leaf]

So chat

Thoughts on string theory?

[sturdy folio]

Okay, I shall now type with better grammar in this application known as Discord.

[slow urchin]

please tell me your user is not "jonatan lean do-er"

[slow urchin]

crying

[sturdy folio]

people who use punctuation on discord piss me off

[slow urchin]

REAL

REAL

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

[somber leaf]

Like this?

[slow urchin]

naur

periods

[jolly temple]

thoughts on your modern experience with their software, i used by people

[slow urchin]

all the time

[sturdy folio]

question marks are fine its mostly periods

[somber leaf]

I like using periods when I’m serious.

[sand citrus]

its not

[spring trellis]

for me it's people who try to capitalise but just end up looking dumb

[slow urchin]

"i used by people" such great words kevin

[sturdy folio]

Do You Mean People That Do This

[spring trellis]

basically people who type but look like ios autocorrect

[sturdy folio]

Actually Horrible

[spring trellis]

No people that do. This

i know a couple who type like that

it's irritating

[slow urchin]

it's like if ur saying
"Hey i missed you wanna chat? :D"
and they just say
"yeah that's be pretty cool."
the whole mood is fucked up, dont be that guy

[sand citrus]

ur exaggerating with the mood a bit but true

[lean wraith]

hello

[sturdy folio]

EXACTLY

[stable stag]

wanna play DOORS anyone?

[keen pike]

huh

[sand citrus]

some roblox game i think

[sturdy folio]

im somone who perceives text "mood" very strongly like if i am excited and texting you and you answer with "okay" or "ok" thats kinda it for me

[spring trellis]

i always assume that a period means emphasis in a chat

[stable stag]

yea

[slow urchin]

AND THEN THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE
"sorry i'm better at grammar than you."

[keen pike]

i know

[slow urchin]

no, this is emphasis

[sand citrus]

linus mint

[stable stag]

so no?

[sturdy folio]

LINUS

[slow urchin]

yeah i only space out parts of sentences like that when the other person isnt listening or to show genuine confusion

like

what

are

you

like

even on abt

what does that even mean

^this kinda thing

[waxen sphinx]

linus popos tips

[keen pike]

guys, what is the language test that people use to find out what my level is, B1 B2 B3 something like that

[slow urchin]

how many times is this gonna be posted

is this like a daily requirement

[waxen sphinx]

cefr?

[sturdy folio]

PUT THEM BACK

[tired sundial]

Nine hundred million

[open pasture]

lets go gambling 🤑

[slow urchin]

I WANNA HAVE A FLUFFY ASS TAIL AND HANG FROM TREES AND SHIT

COME ON MANNNNNNN

[sturdy folio]

i would find creative uses for my tail

[keen pike]

yea

[slow urchin]

oh.

[tired sundial]

FIVE. HUNDRED HIGURASHI ROLEPLAY CLUBS

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

[sturdy folio]

im just kidding

i need a fluffy tail to cuddle at night

[slow urchin]

shiggy was dissapointed in you for a second

[slow urchin]

wanna know something cool

[grand crypt]

hi

[sturdy folio]

sorry i had to 😔

[slow urchin]

wanna know something cool

[sturdy folio]

sure

[grand crypt]

whole convo got me like

[keen pike]

i want to take this test but i don't know if it's a website or something like that

[slow urchin]

i know both how to make digitigrade legs that function and also how to make nerv controlled tails, as in, something you can wear as a tail that actually moves naturally from ur brain without and like... internals or surgeries

purely external

[rugged idol]

Is there anyway to make the new message section a different color than the rest for some time duration like 5 - 10 seconds????

[sturdy folio]

WHAT

TELL ME

[slow urchin]

i am a furries' best dream (i'm a furry)

[grand crypt]

@lapis lava instant lime disease

[lapis lava]

@grand crypt would probably send this thing

[grand crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1272916688672788541/1112131118053982238.gif?ex=66bcb78c&is=66bb660c&hm=9b19c444311948d20b563d8070066eae9bc012a21d62b5b8b77128956b7f3d9c&=

[slow urchin]

yeah just select the new message container

[grand crypt]

why is yours bigger

[slow urchin]

timers arent in css tho

[sturdy folio]

im like not a furry but i do think id run around at home in cat ears and a tail

[slow urchin]

that means ur a furry

[jolly temple]

mine's in pain in c++ is nothing"

[slow urchin]

anywho

[harsh minnow]

actually thats rule 4 not 5

[lapis lava]

guh i stole from mantushkacord server

[harsh minnow]

[slow urchin]

JUST LOOK UP DIGITGRADE LEG TUTORIAL AND BIONIC TAIL ON YT

[tired sundial]

no it doesnt Dumb ass

[lapis lava]

but i will fix

[pure orbit]

nice one furry

[sturdy folio]

IM NOT. A FURRY

[rugged idol]

How ?

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/discordrules-gif-27178197

[slow urchin]

maybe watch a discord theming tut

Lol

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-rules-gif-24034954

[slow urchin]

learn css

[pure orbit]

runnin around with ye tails n cat ears for sure sounds like some furry activities 2 me

[rugged idol]

Yt????

[slow urchin]

furries are genuinely like the nicest people

[lapis lava]

discord finally looking good with old profiles snippet and showallroles

[sturdy folio]

not to me

[velvet zodiac]

@shadow owl i need a nice word :3

[sturdy folio]

i remember when this profile came out and everyone hated it

[noble quest]

miwen images don't load and text is out of boxes

[pure orbit]

u got it all wrong then

[grand crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/840524719945547786/982485996899815484/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[solemn plank]

ok so which rule is "no furries," 419, 1, or 5

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187599535262924842/1230149836011995327/meow.gif

[tired sundial]

Its ok none of them has heard the definition of “kemonomimi” before

[grand crypt]

4

[solemn plank]

damn

[lapis lava]

rule is "no furry content"

[slow urchin]

my theme broke profiles somehow and the person who said they'd help never did so i genuinely had to rebuild the profile css from scratch over the course of like two days

[grand crypt]

rule

[pure orbit]

sigma

[grand crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1271995300156018689/caption.gif

[lapis lava]

like if you're furry you can stay just dont be cat roleplaying in general

[sand citrus]

Meow

[tired sundial]

wait

[slow urchin]

meow chains r allowed tho

[solemn plank]

im saving up money for a gba sp

[slow urchin]

meow

[tired sundial]

Fuck its registered

[slow urchin]

you better mod that shit HEAVY

or else i'ma be dissapinted

[sand citrus]

what mods even are there

for a gba sp

lol

[slow urchin]

anything

[tired sundial]

everdrive

Just an everdrive

[slow urchin]

old consoles are the most modable shits ever

[sand citrus]

yea flashcart what else

[tired sundial]

Do everdrives exist for gba

[solemn plank]

last time i opened up a portable nintendo console a ribbon cable clamp fucking disintegrated

[sand citrus]

flashcarts yea

[tired sundial]

Yes home consoles

you cant really mod a gba

[grand crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841593182731239454/1237766128328245298/uncaption.gif

[slow urchin]

but at least unlike todays consoles you can actually fix it

[slow urchin]

u realize i mean physical mods right

[tired sundial]

whats the point other than “i can”

[slow urchin]

not software (which homebrew still exists)

[sand citrus]

yea but like i guess u can mess with the display/screen or whatever, what else can u do with a gba

theres not much

it doesnt need modchips

[slow urchin]

it's fun, you can learn stuff, and it enhanced the user experience

[tired sundial]

same with the DS kinda

[grand crypt]

hi

[sand citrus]

hi samu

[tired sundial]

the 3DS/switch is the best handheld to mod

[grand crypt]

how are you, awesome?

[lapis lava]

@grand crypt samuwu

[sand citrus]

i slept less than usual but i somehow feel fine and dont even feel like going back to sleep so thats pretty good, other than that im alright :3 wbu

[grand crypt]

I slept 14 hours

[slow urchin]

oled, bigger screen, hdmi port and usbc, homebrew launchers, piracy, form factor changes, new buttons and grip stuff, more ports, etc

it's like literally every old console ever

you can do

anything

[slow urchin]

i forgot more storage too but u dont rlly need it

[tired sundial]

battery life: 5 minutes

[sand citrus]

homebrew and piracy is software p much

[slow urchin]

and battery upgrades

[sand citrus]

huh? storage? on the gba sp?

im not saying ur wrong cus idk the gba that well

but

[slow urchin]

that's why i said u dont need it lol :p

[jolly temple]

119

[sand citrus]

no like how do u even get storage

on the gba sp

oh i guess like

[slow urchin]

sd

[sand citrus]

for flashcarts?

or something

[slow urchin]

sd

or add nvme support

custom pcb

[sand citrus]

i dont think the gba has like

any memory u can save at all, the cartridges do

afaik

but the gba itself no

so idk how u would upgrade that lol

when it doesnt exist

[slow urchin]

that's exactly the reason i said piracy

you dump every game on an sd

[sand citrus]

yes and i kept saying flashcart

u confused me by not just saying yes

[slow urchin]

,,,tbh i forgot what that was

[sand citrus]

lol

its like

Everdrive basically

[formal basin]

Hello gays

[slow urchin]

ye

but yeah it's very moddable like literally every old console

[formal basin]

Gimme attention

[sand citrus]

ig,, definitely not quite as moddable lol but yea

no modchips (no need for them either)

[slow urchin]

anything that has a pcb is moddable

make your own

[sand citrus]

yeah but like

what are u gonna mod onto a gba

other thna like

display and speakers

and that kinda stuff

[slow urchin]

emulator support and stuff

again

[sand citrus]

thats software

[slow urchin]

literally anything

[sand citrus]

that would just be a rom on a flashcart

[lapis lava]

no

[sand citrus]

im talking about hardware mods

[slow urchin]

you ruined it nino how could you

[sand citrus]

true

[formal basin]

Owner have been spoken

[sand citrus]

nin0wner

[formal basin]

Which guy

nin0.dev?

[sand citrus]

yea

[formal basin]

So, have you watched latest NTTS video?

[slow urchin]

Backlight Mod: Adds a backlight to the GBA screen for improved visibility in low light.
IPS Screen Mod: Replaces the original screen with a higher-quality IPS screen for better color and brightness.
Battery Upgrade: Replaces the standard AA batteries with a rechargeable lithium-ion battery for longer playtime and convenience.
Custom Shell: Changes the exterior case of the GBA to a new design or color.
Speaker Upgrade: Enhances the internal speakers for clearer and louder audio.
Link Cable Mod: Upgrades or replaces the link cable port for better connectivity or wireless functionality.
Frontlight Mod: Adds a front light to illuminate the screen without backlighting.
High-Capacity Battery Mod: Replaces the standard battery with a higher-capacity one for extended playtime.
LED Mod: Adds LED lighting to various parts of the GBA for visual effects or improved visibility.
Save State Mod: Modifies the GBA to enable save state functionality for easier game progress management.
Region Mod: Allows the GBA to play games from different regions.
Flashcart Mod: Uses a flash cartridge to enable playing ROMs and homebrew games.
Cooling Mod: Adds a cooling fan or heatsink to prevent overheating.
Custom Buttons: Replaces or customizes the button layout for improved ergonomics or aesthetics.
Audio Mod: Enhances or modifies the audio output for a richer sound experience.
Vibration Mod: Adds a vibration function to provide tactile feedback during gameplay.
Tactile Feedback Mod: Modifies the button mechanics for improved response and feel.
Wi-Fi Mod: Adds Wi-Fi capability for online multiplayer and connectivity features.
Flash Memory Upgrade: Increases internal memory for more storage of save files and custom content.
Protective Screen Cover: Adds a protective cover to safeguard the screen from scratches and damage. 

and a lot more

any pcb and be shoved into it Lol

[sand citrus]

oh hm flash memory upgrade, maybe i was wrong then, i thought it was saved in the cartridge

interestin

[jolly temple]

îîîî

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[sand citrus]

but yea most of this is like

maybe not most but a lot is like

[formal basin]

Kevin

[sand citrus]

screen and speakers and stuff

other stuff is cool tho like battery

[slow urchin]

only 4 out of twenty are those

[sand citrus]

bit more

or

maybe not a whole lot

still

but yea

[slow urchin]

well 5 if you count screen protector

[sand citrus]

like 7 i think

[digital kettle]

nu i mean i know the play store team lol

mostly

[sand citrus]

the rest is kinda cool tho

i wonder what the save state mod is like

[median owl]

ohh i c

[sand citrus]

or how it works

[digital kettle]

they are cool but they hate play protect so much as well

[median owl]

I was literally searching for 2 minutes where tf the new search went

[slow urchin]

probs the same experience as emulating on like citra or cemu

[digital kettle]

play protect is so useless btw

[sand citrus]

yea but i wonder how it works

if its in hardware or software

[median owl]

yop

I hate play protect

[sand citrus]

if u can even make it in software

but i think some nes carts do that

(?)

citation needed

[digital kettle]

they um wanna remove it but cant bcz company wants it

[median owl]

what does it even do

[digital kettle]

checks a filter list lol

[median owl]

isn't it just being annoying

yeah

[slow urchin]

its both, you have some sort of storage (likely ram) and the software just allows you to open a menu to save or load a state to the cartridge

i'm pretty sure at least

[sand citrus]

u would prob need like

buttons dedicated for it as well

[slow urchin]

yeah

[sand citrus]

or maybe could make it be some combination

would work to

too

[slow urchin]

probably a side button that opens it or like holding start select or somethin

[sand citrus]

yeah thats exactly what i was thinking

[slow urchin]

i love homebrew hardware and software when it's not malicious

such a silly community

[sand citrus]

i wanted to write stuff for the nes at one point

[sand citrus]

i still do

[slow urchin]

bringus is my favorite homebrew guy

[sand citrus]

i just cba

but nes dev is cool

[sand citrus]

😭

[slow urchin]

every single console game filetype can be compiled from c with very little changes

if any

[somber leaf]

Sub optimal

[sand citrus]

yeah theres a c compiler for the 6502

[slow urchin]

just easy

Lol

[jolly temple]

buy an oiled up taking care about java one fucking letter

[sand citrus]

but thats lame

i know 6502 asm

[sand citrus]

half joke

[somber leaf]

Hard to fit a lot of content in a nes cart without hand writing

[sand citrus]

not actually lame but

if im gonna write a nes game/app/whatever

i wanna try doing it in 6502

[slow urchin]

WHY DID KEVIN SAY THIS???

[sand citrus]

purely

6502 asm is nice and simple

[somber leaf]

Kevin mixes randoms words form this chat including pings

[slow urchin]

yeah we learned this earlier, is it on an interval or somethin

[sturdy folio]

@somber leaf confirmed

[slow urchin]

it seems to be pretty random

@somber leaf crunchfirmed

[somber leaf]

Nice and simple cpu has nice and simple ISA who would have thunk lol

[tired sundial]

soon

[sturdy folio]

🗣️ 🔥

[knotty furnace]

no

[somber leaf]

Basic push and pull bytes math and bit manipulation with some interrupts for accessories

[knotty furnace]

more people have been using it!

[tired sundial]

“I fucked up my system so I’m blaming it on the software not me”

[hollow surge]

hi guys

[somber leaf]

Win32 is stable

[tired sundial]

lol ok

[sturdy folio]

i fucked up my system its definitely 100% linux fault

[tired sundial]

i dont think windows and stable go in the same sentence but whatever you say

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent brother and sister are playing sky battle
you will snipe them and kill them >:3

[knotty furnace]

did you fuck up your system

[sand citrus]

facts

[somber leaf]

Windows APIs are stable

[sturdy folio]

not with windows

[tired sundial]

And other funny jokes you can tell yourself

i booted linux one time and my audio on windows blew up

[sand citrus]

been using windows for years never had a major problerm

[sturdy folio]

*not in this context actually means less than linux i have fucked up my system on every major os before

[tired sundial]

I have also been using windows for years and every windows install ive had has had problems

problem after problem

i am considering just wiping my drive and going back to using linux

[somber leaf]

Smart ass read the fucking Factorio Friday facts for Linux support. Linux is inconsistent and inconvenient. I take experience from real devs over whatever the fuck you have to say

[sand citrus]

idk do it

[knotty furnace]

i remember when i got new hardware and it was impossible to login to windows without an extra device

[sand citrus]

every linux install ive had has had problems

[tired sundial]

i should have done it in the first place if im going to be honest

windows 11 ltsc is eh its fine

[stark herald]

linux is stable for me sorry to hear yall installed it wrong..

[knotty furnace]

zero linux issues so far

also

[sturdy folio]

if i ever make an app i will just build for linux not testing compatibility, i will also make all the linux specific code closed source, and i will only build for ubuntu

[knotty furnace]

isnt linux userspace backwards compatible

[cursive hornet]

I will murder

[dawn iris]

ubuntu good

[spring trellis]

valve

[spring trellis]

lmao

[sturdy folio]

i wish people like this just

[spring trellis]

ok i can't laugh i like xubuntu

[sturdy folio]

you know

id say horrible things rn that would definitely get me banned

[knotty furnace]

this is definitely something that makes sense to discuss in the vencord discord server

[sturdy folio]

this is off topic

okay

im sorry but im bored as fuck

[lapis lava]

i would have found her bf, and told him

[sturdy folio]

definitely

[knotty furnace]

well im not saying you cant!

[cursive hornet]

Thats what

[blissful spade]

Wtf 😭

“I get off to having an unstable and collapsing relationship”

[sand citrus]

Facts

[spark crescent]

☹️

people should stop fucking around and take relationships seriously

[sturdy folio]

thoughts?`

console.once = (...params) => {
  console.clear();
  console.log(...params);
  console.log = () => {};
}

[sand citrus]

No thoughts

[jolly temple]

checks a pdf

[sand citrus]

Sorry

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZzmPzGhoGs this hits hard

i love madlib

third favourite beatmaker behind j dilla and MF DOOM

[harsh minnow]

console.once = (...params) => {
  console.clear();
  console.log(...params);
  console = new Proxy(console, {
    get(_, key) {
      if (typeof key === "symbol") return Reflect.get(...arguments);
      return Reflect.get(...arguments) && (() => {})
    }
  });
}

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1723549724:R>: resetup backups

[signal junco]

why are you checking a pdf kevin

[sturdy folio]

thank you

[spring trellis]

ok last time listening or ill get sick of it and never want to listen to it again

[grand crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1272397374060232744/peggy.gif

[waxen sphinx]

you must be using one of them UNSTABLE distros like arch that break every 5 minutes || /s ||

[hollow surge]

hi guys

hi

[waxen sphinx]

why do you have that role

and what does it mean

[grand crypt]

Going to nuke nin0

[solemn plank]

i think they mean the penis role

oh wow that didnt automod me

yet coce does

i think they meant the penis role

[grand crypt]

👋

im a fucking menace to my officers

[waxen sphinx]

no the peen role

OH

its ur donor role

xd

nvm

[crude fern]

me! (i love gambling)

[lime talon]

WHy has my root dir become read-only

[digital kettle]

@crude fern gm hunny

[crude fern]

gm!!!!

[lime talon]

Rebooting has put me at Busybox

What the fuck happened????

[robust relic]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C8yqOrauCHi/?igsh=MTkxYmFucnN3a2dmZQ==

mongke

[hollow surge]

hi guys

[stark herald]

hi all

[lime talon]

How the fuck did my Linux system entirely break overnight

[stark herald]

my bad

[stark herald]

ducks in your computer

[solemn plank]

gotta love linux

[lime talon]

It's never done this before

[sturdy folio]

Switch to windows

What

[lime talon]

Fuck no

[stark herald]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDwhwP87-x0

goes hard

[robust relic]

sorry, i ate /tmp and made it use actual / dirs/files instead

[harsh minnow]

der Himmel, der Himmel, die Erde, das Wasser

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-anime-vocaloid-lamazep-dance-gif-16231326

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow youuuu

[sturdy folio]

Ah

[icy grail]

he looks very polite ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[edgy ermine]

Sounds like selfbotting

[stark herald]

not allowed

lied

or third party

[jolly temple]

americans: brits can’t sleep deprivation

[stark herald]

which we don't give support for

[icy grail]

possible if they found the plugin/made it themselves

[edgy ermine]

no support for third party plugins

Just don't?

[solemn plank]

unlikely

[edgy ermine]

No support

[stark herald]

there hasn't been any plugin like that here if you're looking for third party plugins search on GitHub but we won't help you install them nor use them

[stark herald]

how

[simple pike]

😮

[glossy eagle]

idk who watched this series

But hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNR-D99MJSk

[simple pike]

what

[fickle cosmos]

arch linus

[simple pike]

hi hru

[paper gate]

@tough drift I can break rocks in my hands

[lime talon]

Time to flash my USB stick with Mint's live ISO and run boot repair

[simple pike]

oh nice

[sinful flame]

did you send anything today that got deleted by any chance

im trying to find some image im pretty sure you sent but i cannot find it

[crude fern]

no

what image

[sinful flame]

it was a meme with a family and they asked "what are you wearing" or something like that

[crude fern]

do u have a description

[crude fern]

nope not me

wait no

i know which onw

[sinful flame]

im so dumb

[crude fern]

there

[sinful flame]

it's literally the 3rd result

i just missed it

and i went back so many pages

[sinful flame]

thank you

[sturdy folio]

Me

[paper gate]

@tough drift I can lift minky with my mind

[lone stag]

The Minker

[harsh minnow]

vminker

[harsh minnow]

should we change venbot prefix

to . or something

[barren gorge]

hell nah

[barren gorge]

change it to estrogen 🔥

estrogenmink

[paper gate]

husk

[urban elk]

@paper gate explode

[jolly temple]

she cant place is lurking

[harsh minnow]

haha estrogen im so quirky

https://tenor.com/view/pop-popteamepic-epic-team-poputepipikku-gif-23016007

[barren gorge]

using vesktop with every single vencord plugin enabled

[sturdy folio]

Change it to testosterone

[harsh minnow]

TRUE

now that's something I can get behind

[sturdy folio]

That’s more original I think

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow what if i made a plugin that would be client side badges but they're synced with other plugin users

so i can convince some gullible child to install the plugin and to give them my token since im discord staff

[barren gorge]

explodd

[lavish relic]

woowoo

[lapis lava]

never

[solemn plank]

someone i know is refusing to go open source because they fear things might get leaked, i simply told them that if their code has sensitive information inside (when it doesnt need to be included) then the code is quite shit

[lapis lava]

.gitignore + .env

[barren gorge]

pot of greed

[lapis lava]

[lavish relic]

i am eating 1 (one) monster

[solemn plank]

true

[sand citrus]

Im making an antiwoke plugin for vencord that will automatically report every person with pronouns #MakeVencordGreatAgain

[lapis lava]

okay

what is report user api

[harsh minnow]

it's confusing to me that so many trans people love using every opportunity to talk about estrogen or other trans stuff

if you actually feel like and want to be a woman, wouldn't you prefer people don't even know you're trans. you would want to be treated just like any other woman. constantly talking about it just makes it seem like you're only doing it for attention

[sand citrus]

My plugin just reported u

[sand citrus]

i guess theyre just happy that they can finally start taking hormones so they talk about it, i think it makes sense

idk

[lavish relic]

u just criticised 90% of ur userbase that isnt under 14

[sand citrus]

Discord.report(nin0)

[lapis lava]

true...

[keen pike]

sake

[sturdy folio]

I can get behind the talking about trans stuff but I agree so much on the second part

[barren gorge]

good argument but unfortunately i BECAME your mother

[lapis lava]

theres difference between "hey i started hrt" and attempting to talk about it every half second

[harsh minnow]

I was mostly talking about people who do it constantly, not just once

many people come to mind but I'm not gonna name anyone in particular

[lavish relic]

hi im rocks

[sturdy folio]

I know it’s obvious but I’d rather not people find out I’m trans that’s why it’s on none of my profiles or whatever

[night cape]

thats a child bestie.

[lapis lava]

vencord server
she/her pronouns
probably trans

[pine zephyr]

miku

[lavish relic]

:3

[sand citrus]

oh i see yeah, idk i never gave it much thought honestly, i dont mind it that much, ig its mentioned fairly often but not often enough to make it annoying for now to me personally

[barren gorge]

mute?

gets banned

[harsh minnow]

good idea, let's start with u

[barren gorge]

how to kill the server in one easy step

[paper gate]

nop

[lapis lava]

vban @tough drift

wait until i purchase janitor role

[paper gate]

@lavish relic even the can?

[paper gate]

we will destroy random galaxies

[lavish relic]

yop

i am hungy

[paper gate]

[barren gorge]

haelo yaur komputar hve vaerus

[urban elk]

yop

[neon ferry]

You don't have permission to do that, however members may now vote on the ban. React with a 👍 or 👎 to vote

[paper gate]

@lavish relic

[lapis lava]

fire

[cursive hornet]

I only started being happy with myself when I opened up as trans.
Also transfems make really good friends and estrogen is our mating call.

[urban elk]

lfkaoo

[paper gate]

I agree with bee

[harsh minnow]

mating call

[lavish relic]

hatcat

[sturdy folio]

Poll:
1️⃣ index.js
2️⃣ main.js
3️⃣ app.js

[barren gorge]

KISSING WOMEN!!!!

[urban elk]

mating call
HUSK

[harsh minnow]

that's just a weird thing to say

[urban elk]

yeah

[lapis lava]

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev when will you add

[cursive hornet]

I purposely said mating call because it's weird

:3

[urban elk]

I read kissing as hissing for some reason

[urban elk]

guh

[cursive hornet]

Us

[paper gate]

hru

[sturdy folio]

Vote.

[urban elk]

meow

[paper gate]

main.js cursed

[sturdy folio]

Meow

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/unico-uni-cat-unico-cat-cta-cat-gif-14756350193200576605

[harsh minnow]

index ofc

[cursive hornet]

Index.ts
App.vue

[lapis lava]

@paper gate minky has been minking for far too long

[harsh minnow]

nodejs basically mandates index

[barren gorge]

how about
theyFoundTheDrugs.js

[paper gate]

nop

[sturdy folio]

Also replace js with ts/vue/whatever

[harsh minnow]

killYourself.js

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[lapis lava]

vwhybanne r0sc.

[neon ferry]

Banned by vending.machine:: skid / TOS

[lapis lava]

why does it have 2 :

so cursed

[cursive hornet]

App is entrypoint for graphical systems
Index is entrypoint for other

[harsh minnow]

personally i name my main file master.js to protest against the woke liberals and the alphabet community

[lapis lava]

vee is the anti woke

[paper gate]

[real skiff]

sigma.js

[paper gate]

vee are you a SJW

[sturdy folio]

can i be your worker.js 🥺

[lapis lava]

@paper gate is a woke leftist communist social justice warrior

[cursive hornet]

git main > git master
Because my dyslexic ass can't spell master

[sturdy folio]

git master? submissive ass

i only push to develop

[harsh minnow]

ask one more time and I'm gonna try the whybanne command on you

[sturdy folio]

vwhybanne @lapis lava

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[lapis lava]

so mean

[barren gorge]

vwhybanne @barren gorge

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[lapis lava]

make vwhybanne on self ban you

[cursive hornet]

vwhybanne @paper gate

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[barren gorge]

vbanne @barren gorge

[sturdy folio]

The server is currently congested.
Players in queue: 10.

i am banne

[sturdy folio]

me

[urban elk]

the what

[harsh minnow]

@exotic dock

[grizzled lichen]

[paper gate]

main just seems better name anyways

[lapis lava]

master is good if you reject woke capitalism

[sturdy folio]

wishing for infinite money is the stupidest thing you can do btw

[sturdy folio]

master is good if you want to be a slave for society

[paper gate]

@lapis lava you are woke

[lapis lava]

meanwhile i am wishing for the :: bug to be fixed

[dire bison]

vwb joe

[neon ferry]

who?

[sturdy folio]

the what bug

[dire bison]

asked

[paper gate]

vwb @dire bison

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[dire bison]

bro is not banne???

[harsh minnow]

I should make it adapt to the command name used

[paper gate]

nyakooooo 😭

[lapis lava]

nop

remove all other aliases

[paper gate]

veeeeee 😭

[lapis lava]

whybanne will reign supreme

[harsh minnow]

vwhybanne -> bro is not banne
vwhybanned -> bro is not banned
vwb -> bro is not b

would be funny

[paper gate]

screaming vee as loud as I can

[sturdy folio]

vwhybanne = bro is not banne
vwb = binb

[neon ferry]

who?

[dire bison]

bro is not nathaniel b*

[waxen sphinx]

just logged into an old throwaway email and looked through the spam folder

[jolly temple]

enjoyable

[waxen sphinx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cursive hornet]

Side note
Vencor being safe space to discuss and seeing so many happy interactions with transfems is what cracked my egg
I have been exposed to tons of transphobic media so bottled my emotions for most of my life and nearly took my life because of that
I am so much happier now and I don't think I would've done without