🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fallow drum]

kinda insane

[unreal quarry]

That one

[fallow drum]

not people but businesses lol

[junior ridge]

yeah businesses use it mainly for AD

[unreal quarry]

Just so I can troll my friends lol

[crude fern]

day two is patching crowdstrike

[pure shore]

i was guessing it was that one haha

[junior ridge]

AD is actually very useful in an enterprise setting. i just am not in an enterprise setting

[hollow galleon]

if the crowdstrike situation was any evidence yeah lmao

[rare trout]

DELL powerEdge 😏

[unreal quarry]

lol. Headers are blocked in this server

That’s funny

[hollow galleon]

a lot of companies also just use azure

[edgy ermine]

meow

[junior ridge]

howd they get my nickname man...

[fallow drum]

the current college setup 🔥 i should graduate by summer next year

do you love @paper gate

[junior ridge]

i used azure until they said fuck high school students

[fallow pawn]

the ios simulator is funny software

the ios simulator is funny software

[junior ridge]

now you need to be in college to get the fuckin student shit

[verbal ledge]

@silk kelp imagine not having github pro for free

[fallow pawn]

oh my text field didnt clear

[verbal ledge]

I'm still trying to get gd to work on it

[fallow pawn]

test

[fallow drum]

i still need to take calculus though ….

[fallow pawn]

I got gd to work on it hehe..

[verbal ledge]

what did you use to modify the binary

[fallow drum]

i will have to take calculus next summer which is also 8 weeks instead of 16 😭

[fallow pawn]

it runs a solid 1 fps

[verbal ledge]

oh

lmao

[fallow drum]

next semester i have cyber security system project to present to employers

[junior ridge]

thats the best way to play gd

[verbal ledge]

No the best way is playing gd by tapping your bed

Tap bed = jump

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/403263322536804362/1196134558236676246/Screen_Recording_2024-01-14_at_08.50.55.mov?ex=66ad0e9d&is=66abbd1d&hm=7c8c0c8a56e13133bdb21b10f675168838a9ca63b96a60c83c30640a2551f354&

[verbal ledge]

I beat blast processing

[junior ridge]

true true

[bold adder]

sob

[fallow pawn]

its pretty funny to play

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[bold adder]

shika

[paper gate]

scary

[fallow pawn]

I genuinely forgot how I modified the binaries appropriately so the apps can launch

[paper gate]

you will drop out

[hollow galleon]

gd has always had issues on iOS anyway 😭

[fallow pawn]

will need to do that again

[verbal ledge]

You used a funny binary with a funny name

[paper gate]

-+

[hollow galleon]

shout out to ourhardworkbythesewordsguardedpleasedontsteal(c)AppleComputerInc tbh

[fallow pawn]

Im using a modified build to work in an environment its not supposed to work in

[jolly temple]

school ex's younger sister is better than an entire twitter so i could do to youtube legally has 1000 aura mean people can install twitter app barely grazed this ur mod r u can read it downloads or two?

[fickle cosmos]

windows real

[fickle cosmos]

hackintosh 🗣️ 🔥

[verbal ledge]

windows

[fickle cosmos]

I use arch for the host shush

[verbal ledge]

[soft wadi]

so adorb

[fallow pawn]

hehe

[paper gate]

the sho

[fallow pawn]

hold on I'm gonna try and get an app working before I send u a tutorial

[junior ridge]

mfw Don't Steal Mac OS X.kext

[fallow drum]

i sold my server pc without the hard drive for more than i paid for it with the 3tb hard drive today @paper gate my professor found a business that wanted it and they just wanted windows 11 pro, firefox, libre office, and malwarebytes on it easy money

i am going to start building a server soon

[paper gate]

nop

[hollow galleon]

give me your ip i can be trusted :3

[paper gate]

rosie we could work together

[fickle cosmos]

no build a datacenter instead

[junior ridge]

w

[paper gate]

make a business

[junior ridge]

i buy mine off ebay there are really good deals on used servers on there

[fickle cosmos]

Oh yeah sure 51.158.253.208

[paper gate]

we will become richer than vee

[fickle cosmos]

@hollow galleon

[fallow drum]

https://www.newegg.com/p/2AM-006A-000F2 this is the case i am going to be using

i can't wait to build it

[hollow galleon]

ip logger tbh ,,

[fallow drum]

it is going to be a banger server

[paper gate]

yes you willl wait

[fallow drum]

nop

[fickle cosmos]

ur dads an ip logger

[brave gyro]

Zip zorp grhorx

[junior ridge]

looks nice for a standalone unit

[hollow galleon]

nuh uh he's an electrical engineer

[junior ridge]

i prefer rack mount stuff but like. i actually have a rack to put it in so

[brave gyro]

👽 🙏 yutuhijimixk

[fallow drum]

i am going to sell my pc as well sicne i barely use it, and use that money to make a very good server

[verbal ledge]

meow miau miao, I'm the nekohaxx!

[paper gate]

why

[junior ridge]

meow

[hollow galleon]

booo france 👎

[fickle cosmos]

Proxmox: no internet for you
QEMU KVM: Oh yeah sure

[verbal ledge]

@paper gate zeet256

[paper gate]

hi

[brave gyro]

Minxix yozoirp zummp yuclrp, grrrtyy 🙏 📿 👽

[fickle cosmos]

This is my actual IP 92.237.216.208

[junior ridge]

i havent had many issues with proxmox

[fallow drum]

i never really use my pc sadly and use a server so much more, and these upcoming classes it will be super useful to have a good server to run fire a vm up easily that runs good with no issue. have quite a few reaosns to have one as well, like plex and my many other services i run on it. i will also make it into a pfsense router whenever i move out next year

[fickle cosmos]

I have too many

[hollow galleon]

i donr belive yuo ..

[fallow drum]

a server would be a lot more useful to me

[junior ridge]

i used to use ESXi before i switched to proxmox so i am like. super glad i switched

[hollow galleon]

booo britain 👎

[paper gate]

🤓

rosie looks like this

[fickle cosmos]

Oh god I used ESXI 7 and that shit looked like its from 2005

[junior ridge]

esxi 7 and 8 look terrible

[fallow drum]

i love proxmox so muhc it changed everything for me

[daring cloud]

phone + server best combo

[junior ridge]

esxi 6.5/.7 looks soooo much better

[daring cloud]

add bt keyboard for progrmmi

[junior ridge]

despite it being OLDER

[hollow galleon]

this is my ip tbh

[fallow drum]

oh yeah i will also be using this server to run and store security camera footage locally as well

[daring cloud]

you send to me, who is on the shitter

[fallow drum]

and i will use it for quite a few smart home features when i end up moving out

[paper gate]

can proxmox be installed remotely so i dont need to connect a keyboard and monitor to server

[junior ridge]

the only thing i miss about esxi is vcenter

[fallow drum]

nop

[daring cloud]

$(curl ip.wtf)

[fallow drum]

sadly not

[solemn plank]

yoo same

[paper gate]

ajfhbsdfbsdfbsdf

i hate

[junior ridge]

vcenter was SOOO much better at managing multiple machines over proxmox

[daring cloud]

I should make that a plugin

[junior ridge]

not to mention having an official app

i literally pay for an app that does less than what the vcenter app did for free

[paper gate]

i just sneezed it hurt

[hollow galleon]

ok time to wait 10 years

[fallow drum]

btw guys this is me

[jolly temple]

(you're right there be demoted back then you what it bc they're really dumb laptop i missed something tells me rephrase that important that video is scary truth

[hollow galleon]

OH i forgot i was seeding stuff

[daring cloud]

is there a wa yto tell when a process reads stdin?

[hollow galleon]

ok chill wait i was joking

[paper gate]

the rosie rot is allconsuming

[fallow drum]

i have one 12tb drive currently but will every now and then upgrade that until i have quite a bit of storage. camera footage, shows and movies, image and video storage...this server is gonna be PACKING. hoping to spend around $1,000 on it (yop it is very expensive but i will use for many many many years to come)

the case is so fire as well

[bronze rune]

bwaaaa

[junior ridge]

i wanna buy some like 10tb drives but like

[paper gate]

@fallow drum can i connect server drive then install proxmox and move the drive back over to the server

[junior ridge]

they're $80 each minimum, and i need like ~12

and das a lotta money

[sudden sun]

they made it

[hollow galleon]

ok lets see which is faster 😈

[fallow drum]

server is going to be quite expensive...budget would be $1,200 but i am hoping to not spend close to that

[paper gate]

youll go over

@fallow drum@fallow drum tell

[fallow drum]

i don't think so

[daring cloud]

my chromebook can fit oh half of that

[fallow drum]

maybe though idk

it's just a normal os

so if a regular os can do that then yeah

but i would not recommend

it takes like 5 minutes to install it

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn hii oomfie

[fallow drum]

proxmox takes some getting used to but just use it for like a week and you will understand why it is good for servers

[junior ridge]

the only reason you'd do that is if the machine doesnt let you boot over usb

[fallow drum]

i would recommend maybe watching a video on it

[junior ridge]

this is true

i have it on 6 servers

is worth using

[fallow drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u8qTN3cCnQ&t=1033s this is where i found out about proxmox

[junior ridge]

i used to hate proxmox, which is why i used esxi

but now its the other way around

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

come and set it up for me

[noble quest]

What are you building where you would spend 1200

[hollow galleon]

9000tb nas

[fallow drum]

a server i will be using very extensively for many years to come with no worry of ever capping out

[paper gate]

wrong

[fallow drum]

man

mb

[paper gate]

[noble quest]

yeah, but like, what specs are you going for?

[junior ridge]

i wish i could afford a 9PB nas

[fallow drum]

not sure just yet...i am still looking for what i am going to be wanting. i have looked into it, but have not found anything that would be worth yet

i may even go with building multiple machines instead, dunno

i think i would much prefer one though

[noble quest]

You might be able to find some good used deals or something.

[paper gate]

rosie will go bankrupt

[junior ridge]

having 3 means you could have HA

makes it a lot harder for stuff to die

[noble quest]

What's HA

[paper gate]

@fallow drum meow meow

[light cedar]

finally getting to watching the boys

[junior ridge]

high availability

where when one machine is down, another machine will take its place

[fallow drum]

idk how i could build multiple machines for that price point without making the compromise of having half decent servers though

[noble quest]

I watched that show, I think it went downhill after the first season

[light cedar]

im on s01e01

[junior ridge]

this is true

[fallow drum]

would probably just be better to make a super good one and in a few years make a few small ones

[noble quest]

The first season's good, but I was never able to finish the third.

[fallow drum]

will also get a ups in case power goes out or something

[junior ridge]

my idea is im eventually gonna have all my servers be mostly diskless and just have it all run off of my NAS

[spark crescent]

yummers

[paper gate]

yummers

[light cedar]

https://poketube.fun/watch?v=ggCuKpL50Uw

[junior ridge]

(of course with a boot drive and local storage for minor storage)

[noble quest]

Right now I just have one old desktop computer with an 8TB hard drive in it that I use for all my server needs.

I don't know what I'd upgrade to.

[jolly temple]

@yagpdb.xyz

[light cedar]

yummers

[noble quest]

But I do want to in the future.

[light cedar]

@yagpdb.xyz

[fallow drum]

my biggest goal is to completely replace all streaming services lmao

but i also want to have pfsense router when i move out

local camera storage

[junior ridge]

i have a 36tb NAS but like 12tbs is taken up by redundancy and filesystem

[paper gate]

[fallow drum]

vms for many things so i can instantly fire up anytihng if needed

[junior ridge]

hate hate hate

[paper gate]

what about openwrt @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

there are so many things i am needing that would justify such a good server

[junior ridge]

I hate pfsense it looks so bad

i can’t say shit tho i still use it

[fallow drum]

idk which i will use

[junior ridge]

im testing opnsense rn

[noble quest]

Like with Jellyfin/Plex?

[fallow drum]

yeah

[junior ridge]

if it goes well i may install it on my actual router

[noble quest]

I have that right now and I love it.

[fallow drum]

also want to replace cloud storage and store everyting locally

i had plex on my old server

i loved

[fallow drum]

still have my movies on my 3tb drive

i will probably sell that drive soon though

since i wanna stick with 12tb drives in my server

hoping to build it within a month

[junior ridge]

mines on my NAS

[noble quest]

Who's gonna buy a used drive?

Do people actually buy those?

[junior ridge]

you’d be surprised

[fallow drum]

this drive was used before lol

the entire server was used before

[junior ridge]

I bought 15 3TB drives for like

$80

[noble quest]

lucky

Where do you find something like that?

[junior ridge]

not recommended but if you have proper redundancy and whatnot it’s fine

[junior ridge]

eBay

almost all my server stuff is off eBay

[noble quest]

I've never considered eBay for tech deals.

[junior ridge]

like $1500+ worth

[noble quest]

I'll have to check it out sometime

[fallow drum]

but yeah i will be spending quite a bit of money on a good server so if anybody has hardware recommendations

[paper gate]

ebay good for saving money

[junior ridge]

you should, I’ve gotten so many high end used servers from there

[paper gate]

i always get used cpus

theres no reason to buy brand new

[junior ridge]

i would send picture but im loser white name

[paper gate]

same with motherboards

[fallow drum]

so true bestie

[paper gate]

@fallow drum bestie,,,

[noble quest]

ping me in some channel where you have image perms I wanna see

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[slender arrow]

IJMNPW0

[noble quest]

@paper gate meow

[fallow drum]

can't wait to build in that case though

it is so beautiful

[slender arrow]

sorry

i was punching my kb

[junior ridge]

I don’t think I have any anywhere, I can dm tho

[noble quest]

That works

[fallow drum]

just have to make sure it is not too power consuming

[jolly temple]

traitor

[hollow galleon]

thundersnail reference

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homeland-the-boys-gif-6845106152273826307

yummers

[junior ridge]

my servers use like 600w constant 💔

[fallow pawn]

new ui will show member count in a convenient spot?? discord finally??

[bold adder]

yummers

[vapid adder]

hlello

[light cedar]

ACTUALLY GOOD DISCORD UI UPDATE???

[solemn plank]

What

[light cedar]

HAS HELL FINALLY FROZEN OVER

[solemn plank]

GOOD UI

[dire bison]

I HATE YUMMERS

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crygup-yummers-its-yummers-reddit-slot-machine-reddit-gif-3043316022607177622

[vapid adder]

helloooo?

[hollow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-the-boys-yummers-about-me-yummers-meme-gif-17522500679864447393

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-slot-machine-reddit-slot-machine-reddit-slot-machine-hot-dog-reddit-gif-8382719200867409228

[winter girder]

@light cedar 82

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-slot-machine-reddit-slot-machine-reddit-slot-machine-hot-dog-reddit-gif-8382719200867409228

[hollow galleon]

why did this make me laugh so hard this is so stupid

[pallid pebble]

just hard reset my pc cus of virus should i gamble and reinstall vencord 😻

[solemn plank]

what if you went gambling and this happened

[fallow pawn]

it doesn't look that great now but they're getting there ❤️

[hollow galleon]

yummers

[solemn plank]

yes

[pallid pebble]

i dont have the ui update yet 😔

[hollow galleon]

reinstall the virus

[pallid pebble]

or its cus im using light mode

[solemn plank]

vencord is a virus that only works once

[light cedar]

hell has finally frozen over

I can't believe it

[pallid pebble]

i got it from downloading a portal 2 meme no

[fallow pawn]

so real..

[light cedar]

I disabled it for you specifically sory

[solemn plank]

it checks your hwid to see if it has already destroyed your computer before

[pallid pebble]

"alright fatty, adopted, fatty fatty fatty no parents"

[paper gate]

@fallow drum yummers

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/978093378413658205.webp?size=48

[fallow pawn]

love how the name wraps around now... I wonder how egirl servers look like with this experiment

[pallid pebble]

i hate e girl servers so much

[solemn plank]

breaches window size

[pallid pebble]

the worst types of human beings coalece in a pile of filth and grime there

[solemn plank]

you have not seen the trollface discord

[fallow pawn]

totally expected that

[dusky cradle]

Why did you even join one lol

[paper gate]

why are you in that

[solemn plank]

literally only good person i saw was the creator of the trollface themselves

[fallow drum]

slide me an invite girl

[pallid pebble]

i came here for vencord support

[fallow pawn]

I went to the discovery page btw

[paper gate]

oh ok

[bold adder]

💀

[fallow pawn]

just search egirl

[pallid pebble]

it aint an e girl server

[fallow pawn]

u will find many

[paper gate]

rosie is an egirl

[dusky cradle]

im talking about e girl servers

what

[pallid pebble]

oh

[fallow drum]

i jioned an egirl server for vencord support

[pallid pebble]

can windows actually have a good update eventually though 😘 i cant use my pc's speakers or put it into sleep mode

[hollow galleon]

why is the comma like that

[dusky cradle]

Fair

[pallid pebble]

RAIN WORLD

[fallow pawn]

idk

[paper gate]

@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn look what my mom painted in the kitchen

[fallow pawn]

whats the best way to get ur twitter account suspended

[noble quest]

@fallow pawn Is the UI thing a Discord experiment or some CSS?

[hollow galleon]

i think discord would be 9 morbillion times better if you could put markdown everywhere

[dire bison]

reply to elon with something liberal

[fallow pawn]

experiment, just look for "visual refresh"

[solemn plank]

i have never played rain world and i never will because i will suck

[bold adder]

she has good taste the i like the pink

[sudden sun]

i scribbled her out silly

[fallow pawn]

omgggg thats so pretty

[bold adder]

blehhh

[fallow pawn]

:o

[sudden sun]

[solemn plank]

put markdown in profile picture

[dusky cradle]

i use ven on my laptop and i cant even experience it because my laptop is the slowest and most buggy device known to man kind

[jolly temple]

overriden

[hollow galleon]

holy shit things are happening

[pallid pebble]

I would post the "art eaten, this art is good to bad i ate it i aint sharing" gif but no perms (laugh)

[dusky cradle]

Oh no its already happening AI is taking over

[fallow pawn]

ur mom so talented

[dusky cradle]

we're so cooked

[solemn plank]

conputer

[stiff urchin]

what r u downloading ventura and sonoma for

[solemn plank]

no n o nPOnNononon

COPITER

[hollow galleon]

why not

[sudden sun]

we put on maskign tape but forgot that the paint is the wrong type so my mom freehanded it

[hollow galleon]

(i just want ventura)

[stiff urchin]

.. you're downloading them just cuz you can?

[fallow pawn]

are you downloading iso files to run in a vm?

[hollow galleon]

yeaj

[fallow pawn]

my condolences

[sudden sun]

@stiff urchin hiii

[solemn plank]

please help. p comtper not work.

[stiff urchin]

hii

[fallow pawn]

heh

I wouldve just waited

[dusky cradle]

You're download speed is EXACTLY the same of mine excpect my wifi disconnects like 24/7 randomly

as*

as mine*

[hollow galleon]

my downloading speed is not 7MB/s unfortunately

or fortunately

not sure

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn me and my dad also fitted shower and all that

[dusky cradle]

i was talking about the 4mb

Im cooked then

[fallow pawn]

wdym fitted

[dusky cradle]

Guys am i the only one with 4mb download speed

[fallow pawn]

wow that house looks clean btw

[dusky cradle]

Am i cooked

[fallow pawn]

shower looks fire

[sudden sun]

yk like plumbing and drilling mounts and then fitting the shower in place

[fallow pawn]

ooh

[sudden sun]

tysm oomf

[hollow galleon]

white boy music goes hard

[sudden sun]

its been a rough 2 years of work lmao

[dusky cradle]

Ayo?

[bold adder]

so romantic

[dusky cradle]

What kind of lyrics is that

[solemn plank]

i have a channel full of culinary horrors

[fallow pawn]

worst lyrics ive ever see

[hollow galleon]

i lovm will wood

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

I literally saw it already girl calm down

[dusky cradle]

why are we allowed to speak in #moderator-only

not that im complaining

[bold adder]

were moderators

[hollow galleon]

yeah

[dusky cradle]

W

[sudden sun]

last part is just a bit of silicone on some parts rhen i can finally have a 7 hour shower

[dire bison]

hi mod

[fallow pawn]

7 hour shower

[hollow galleon]

can yuo go faster please

[bold adder]

55/99 floors into infinite abyss

[dusky cradle]

Ur banned for 24 months for being respectful

[bold adder]

bro i hate this 😭

L

[dusky cradle]

lol

[fallow pawn]

you wouldnt believe where this leads to

[fallow drum]

where does it lead to

[dusky cradle]

Trust me

[fallow pawn]

deez nuts

[solemn plank]

this is horrid, here you go

[fallow drum]

creep

[fallow pawn]

???

[hollow galleon]

WJY IS IT SQUIRMING

[sudden sun]

the tiling work was very difficult

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawn oh hey

[solemn plank]

it is alive

[hollow galleon]

me too

[dusky cradle]

I would love to try some of that

[dire bison]

this should be a bannable offense

[fallow pawn]

@fallow drum @sudden sun aaiuxgdbyusefrgbxyuafxasdfxnyas find whats wrong in this screenshot

@deep token

[dire bison]

browser applet

[fallow drum]

you’re using X

[dusky cradle]

Its just a twinkie

[hollow galleon]

found it

[fallow pawn]

nah its an app store app

[dusky cradle]

Why is it zoomed out

[fallow pawn]

why is everyone ignoring the obvious thing that looks out of place

[jolly temple]

voices

[dusky cradle]

like the image has extra blank png parts that arent a part of the screenshot

is that it

@fallow pawn

[unique wyvern]

Ill slow it down for you

[fallow pawn]

hint

[hollow galleon]

_ _

[sudden sun]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

lovely

[dire bison]

nice

[junior ridge]

the inside of my head be like

[fallow pawn]

twitter forever in our hearts and still present in the X (Twitter) mac appstore app

[dire bison]

ive never called it X so i never really noticed lol

[dusky cradle]

same

[hollow galleon]

i can never be affected by a DDoS because my internet is too slow in the first place ❤️

[fallow pawn]

xd

[dusky cradle]

I dont even use twitter

[dire bison]

x-d

[junior ridge]

i can never be affected by a DDoS attack because i just pull the plug ❤️

[fallow pawn]

delete they dont have a nose

[solemn plank]

ok i have found answers

this twinkie was fermented

[junior ridge]

maybe its an equation

[hollow galleon]

OHH okay

[junior ridge]

x-d=?

[solemn plank]

it is moving from gas

[hollow galleon]

that makes it slightly better

next question is why/how

[solemn plank]

idk

i just wanted to assure everyone that that twinkie is not in fact alive

[junior ridge]

true

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/xdscaradontdrinkwater-gif-13490893073543650074

@junior ridge oh ur here

hello leah

[junior ridge]

hello :3

[fallow drum]

enmity is taking over

[dusky cradle]

what if i want it to

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow it’s time.

[junior ridge]

blame @rare trout they pinged me earlier

[fallow pawn]

shes asleep

[junior ridge]

so now i Exist

[fallow pawn]

dont wake

[fallow drum]

doesn’t matter

[fallow pawn]

yeah it does

[fallow drum]

she will wake up because she knows it’s time

she has prepared for this very moment

[fallow pawn]

if she doesnt interact with u in 5 minutes then its over for u

[lapis lava]

hi vencord

[fallow drum]

your kind is not welcome @fallow pawn (enmity members)

[dusky cradle]

YOOO

Aliucord's legend

[fallow pawn]

okay my bad

[lapis lava]

i will soon no longer be aliucord evangelist

(will upgrade to iphone, my phone is confirmed dead)

[fallow drum]

i lied

[fallow pawn]

I kinda built the enmity brand ykykkk

my ban here is awaiting

[lapis lava]

wait should i use enmity or pyoncord

[dire bison]

i kinda created the enmity discord

[fallow drum]

yeah

[dire bison]

[vapid adder]

helo

[fallow pawn]

wtf.....

woke

[fallow drum]

i kinda was admin in the enmity discord

[jolly temple]

nekojb.dev

[dusky cradle]

Why iphone

[fallow drum]

and then i left

if i stayed i would be owner

[dire bison]

nuh uh

[fallow pawn]

use pyoncord if u want a sane experience

[lapis lava]

i am tired of dealing with insane android phones killing themselves after 1 and half a year

[dire bison]

i dont think enmity has an android ver still lol

[light cedar]

I like this show

[dire bison]

unless im wrong

[lapis lava]

still not

[dusky cradle]

a samsung survived 5 years for me

[fallow drum]

use enmity if you’d prefer to wait 30 seconds for discord to launch

[fallow pawn]

ur right

[junior ridge]

nop

[lapis lava]

insane

[fallow drum]

it’ll help you use discord less

[lapis lava]

okay i will stay on pyoncord

i would just hop on discord web

[junior ridge]

this is Not true i still use it too much

[paper gate]

i hear voices

[fallow pawn]

we wouldve had aliucord ios by now if zoey didnt leave aliucord ,,

[dire bison]

xd

[lapis lava]

aliucord ios would be so good

[dire bison]

if only they got along

[lapis lava]

@paper gate when finish

[lapis lava]

oh sorry that was me talking in your walls

[fallow pawn]

aliucord ios would just be an entirely different client xd

[lapis lava]

true

[fallow pawn]

around that time I dont think discord has made the switch to rn

[dusky cradle]

Did u see my message saying that i have a 2gb ram android that lasted me 5 years

[paper gate]

aliucord rn literally sucked

it was flawed from the beginning

i was there

[dusky cradle]

at least you guys tried

[dusky cradle]

Youd be running for president

[lapis lava]

wait how was it flawed

[dire bison]

you would be old

[hollow galleon]

😨

[dire bison]

recreate discord from leakedbundle xd

[light cedar]

bush did NOT invent the x window system

[fallow pawn]

so true oomfie

[light cedar]

what is leakedbundle

[fallow pawn]

dont use enmity if ur chronically online

[lapis lava]

i am chronically online

[keen kernel]

erm, thats what a BUSH BRAINWASHER would say

[dire bison]

a hermes bundle that discord ended up not keeping private xd

[light cedar]

counterpoint

[fallow pawn]

discriminators.. dinosaur age

[paper gate]

forking hermes repo to patch it

[rare trout]

bruh

[lapis lava]

what have you being doing 😭

[paper gate]

just stuff that couldve done way simpler

[light cedar]

discord

well

posscord

(legally distinct)

[lapis lava]

is it just discord-proxy

[keen kernel]

what the heck is possumnet

[light cedar]

nop

also what is discord-proxy

[junior ridge]

Nop for wuality to small 2MB but kimidation is 10MB

[lapis lava]

https://github.com/nurmarvin/discord-proxy

[keen kernel]

i remember logging into mobilediscord.herokuapp.com with this very account

[light cedar]

it is not this

[rare trout]

i have a clone of the original

https://public.aspy.dev/displunger-master.zip

[lapis lava]

this is why discord added line limit

on bios (/hj)

[rare trout]

idk if .git is in there

@clear portal fuck u

[paper gate]

aa gamer

[fallow pawn]

lmaooo omg

[lapis lava]

⠀

[jolly temple]

voices in my device off tiktok

[fallow pawn]

is this with that css snippet

[lapis lava]

yea

old profile one

[fallow pawn]

damn i need to find a way to make that not happen

[clear portal]

tro

[fallow pawn]

people and their overly large profiles

[clear portal]

I used to have large status too

now just large pronouns and bio

[light cedar]

hint 2 @lapis lava

[rare trout]

ahh

classic

[paper gate]

@clear portal@clear portal@clear portal change bio

so bad

[light cedar]

mobiu

[fallow pawn]

I'm gonna delete that just in case for rule 1

[paper gate]

why delete

[rare trout]

optimal viewing experience

[paper gate]

i was watching that

[keen kernel]

i was clicking that

its ok guys i have a backup

[light cedar]

its legal

[rare trout]

48mb for 90 minutes of video

[fallow pawn]

is it

[solemn plank]

yeah they are Sony

[keen kernel]

yeah heres my Backup™️

https://sus.shhnowisnottheti.me/static/for_every_shell_theres_a_crust.webm

[light cedar]

yes I would never lie

[fallow pawn]

totally

[light cedar]

no audio

[solemn plank]

it just stops at 15 seconds for me

[fallow pawn]

now my client is running slow

[keen kernel]

worked for me

still playing

[solemn plank]

i beg of you

[rare trout]

i caught it fuck you

[keen kernel]

oh my god i found my Actual Backup

[rare trout]

borbius

[paper gate]

insane

[solemn plank]

it keeps happening

i keep hitting clear all and more appear

[keen kernel]

perfect

[rare trout]

bro fuckin resdpond

[keen kernel]

10 minmillion reasons to watch despicable me rise of gru

[solemn plank]

5lhdAulo5dpgo7$lzm
hnrill j
5

[stiff urchin]

is this just litecord or is it custom?

[light cedar]

close! spacebar ❤️

[stiff urchin]

dangit

[keen kernel]

oh no

[keen kernel]

vencord please dont kill me i swear its not what it looks like

[stone owl]

[keen kernel]

I TRICKED YOU!!!!

[stone owl]

Bro what 😭

[jaunty stag]

hop on vencord+

[atomic magnet]

voice messaged

[jolly temple]

mrrp

[rare trout]

he so happy

[keen kernel]

bro i thought it was that one guy

uhhh

fuckin

[rare trout]

I know exactly who you mean

oh

i was thinking of someone else

[stone owl]

lol

[solemn plank]

help

very sick

[keen kernel]

krobbe will perish.

a replacement will be put in place.

[rare trout]

i was thinking of https://x.com/danghentschel

(@) on X

I’m glad you guys liked “cocky want boing boing” cause it got me fired

Twitter

[tired sundial]

I swear to god i see this thing all over fedi

he's everywhere

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[tired sundial]

this thinbg is everywhere

[jaunty stag]

this is actually so funny

also hop on fxtwitter

[rare trout]

what

[fallow pawn]

hop on fixupx

[rare trout]

what is this guy cooking

[fallow pawn]

I am NOT using fxtwitter 🔥 🔥 🔥

[rare trout]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1174559203912189/

[jaunty stag]

you will USE fxtwiter

twiiter

twitter

[keen kernel]

its smoking/tobacco

soooo

[keen kernel]

they are doing a self censor thing

[fallow pawn]

fixupx easier to type

[keen kernel]

funny internet moment

[jaunty stag]

https://fixupx.com/danghentschel

[rare trout]

oh 😭

[jaunty stag]

horror

[rare trout]

i knew that but

i thought it was jus some stupid shit

[fallow pawn]

thats just a profile

[solemn plank]

WTF

[jaunty stag]

horror

[keen kernel]

haha L

rip bozo

[fallow pawn]

aint no one linking profiles with a fix twitter link

[keen kernel]

next krobbe impersonator

[solemn plank]

it became a silent screech

[jolly temple]

@harsh minnow do that not server should tweet from like vencord must sleep

[rare trout]

holy shit

[fallow pawn]

vencord must sleep true

[jaunty stag]

jellyfish tower

need

[rare trout]

@junior ridge do u want to go steal it

[solemn plank]

how the fuck did this become the result

[junior ridge]

omw

[solemn plank]

WHY IS IT GARGLING

[rare trout]

facebook giving me texas results for "within 20mi of massachusetts"

thanks

[solemn plank]

wtf...

[solemn plank]

hit nearest

not suggested

sort by nearest

[rare trout]

bruh

[keen kernel]

the Aliens

get your tin foil hats on

[rare trout]

where

[keen kernel]

quick everyone

send adobe photoshop cs6

[solemn plank]

aliens trying to silence my groaning...

fucked up

[keen kernel]

before its too late

[junior ridge]

i got stuff from the UK before

[keen kernel]

finally

[keen kernel]

adobe photoshop cs6

[keen kernel]

the ALIENS

they HATE CS6

they do NOT tolerate it

[keen kernel]

korbo loves me ❤️

WAIT

how do i know korbo hasnt been taken over

by the Aliening

[solemn plank]

markiplier

[keen kernel]

good proof

aliens would never speak the name of the pliers

[rare trout]

google dot

[paper gate]

google dot

[keen kernel]

ok

[rare trout]

wtf is this

[keen kernel]

idk but i want it

[signal rose]

Alexa Smart Sticky Note Printer, duh

[rare trout]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2184672191895565/

😭

[solemn plank]

ggghh

[unique wyvern]

oh i wasnt implying that

[glossy eagle]

I got summoned.

[solemn plank]

i love this feature

[stray siren]

maybe like 0.001 ounces lol

[solemn plank]

b

[unique wyvern]

i was just gonna eat your cables

[solemn plank]

loam

[sharp sinew]

thank you for not using products on school property

[solemn plank]

that is not the sound i made

[verbal ledge]

Filter bypass siren

[signal junco]

😦

[noble quest]

HOW DOES FACEBOOK KNOW WHO MY GRANDMOTHER AND FRIENDS ARE

SCARY

[hollow surge]

bread toaster

hello stupid people in my light box

[junior ridge]

meow

[hollow galleon]

you don't wanna touch my ethernet cables they go through the floor and into the crawlspace

and the coax outside is buried underground

[hollow surge]

vencord member try not meow for 2.4 picoseconds challange

[hollow galleon]

meow

[junior ridge]

mrrp

[rare trout]

IED time https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/7761045260601554/

[hollow galleon]

selling your data

[hollow galleon]

jesus fucking christ

[stray siren]

[hollow galleon]

500 batteries

[verbal ledge]

meow

[rare trout]

this is horrifying

[hollow galleon]

don't let the fire marshal see

[fallow pawn]

bomb

[hollow surge]

he looked so midlifecrisiscore before the bellyrubs

[verbal ledge]

i will not meow in voice message

[crude fern]

@cursive hornet you making bombs again?

[hollow surge]

thanks

[rare trout]

🔥

[cursive hornet]

Yes

[glossy eagle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709806821216485458/1068562480055455814/cattoastingexpanded.gif

[hollow surge]

moan(with background tv noise)

[hollow galleon]

do you think it will be done loading after i make dinner

[solemn plank]

WHY IS DISCORD DOI G THIS, let me mepw for fuck sake

[hollow galleon]

it has to init the recording first lmao

[hollow galleon]

which takes like half a second for some reason

[hollow galleon]

i blame react native

[hollow surge]

init

british

[solemn plank]

IT KEEPS DOING IT

silencing me...

[solemn plank]

why do you live in the same state as me

[rare trout]

:)

[crude fern]

isnt Illinois a city

[hollow surge]

not anymore

[solemn plank]

no it is not

[hollow surge]

promotion

[boreal torrent]

No?

[verbal ledge]

how are you sending voice messages

[hollow galleon]

mobile

[hollow surge]

what do you mean

[crude fern]

oh ok

[hollow surge]

phone

[verbal ledge]

oh is the perm open to everyone

[crude fern]

ja

[hollow surge]

i guess?

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcats-gif-2463767038369158224

[hollow surge]

i have accepted that i will never get image sender role

[crude fern]

you wont

[hollow surge]

thats what i said you big stupid bum bum

[verbal ledge]

you don't need image sender role

i don't have it

[boreal torrent]

because ur a regular

[verbal ledge]

@sand citrus is that the dude in ur pfp

[crude fern]

im a word i cannot say here

[hollow surge]

yes i do, i have music that i want to share on my main pc

[crude fern]

yes its the one gay furry dude

[rare trout]

i think this is a score

[hollow surge]

big srupid bum bum?

[verbal ledge]

what music

[hollow surge]

dark cabaret n shit

[crude fern]

rhymes with maggot

[hollow surge]

dont have it rn so i cant show

[crude fern]

nop

[rare trout]

i just need an M1 machine for testing

idc if its headless

[crude fern]

screen will cost 2x as much

[rare trout]

.

[hollow surge]

and breakcore cuz adhd go tu tu ta tsica tsica tutu ta

[verbal ledge]

automod will mute you for a day

[crude fern]

ah

[crude fern]

NO

[hollow surge]

billions must be automoded for a day

[solemn plank]

click here to activate adobe flesh player

[hollow surge]

scam

[boreal torrent]

flesh player

[hollow surge]

did not work

smh

[jolly temple]

hii!!!

[boreal torrent]

[crude fern]

hiii!!!

[solemn plank]

@hollow surge it worked

[solemn plank]

kevin runs on flesh player

[edgy ermine]

i think contrib role, donor role, and regular role all give media perms

[junior ridge]

sob

[rare trout]

I have a USB C display anyway so like

:3

[solemn plank]

they are NOT making eye contact... epic fail

staring at legs

[rare trout]

just because i dont make eye contact dont assume im eying your dick

[solemn plank]

what

[junior ridge]

this is Me

[solemn plank]

shooting dark lasers!!

[junior ridge]

true

[rare trout]

there fixed it

bleh

[junior ridge]

just because i have autism dont assume im not eyeing your dick

[rare trout]

this doesnt sound half bad

[edgy ermine]

is the dog included

[solemn plank]

free gift card
https://fucking.stealbankaccou.nt/

[cursive hornet]

You would

[rare trout]

oh hm shared

The apartment is a two-bedroom, but you'll have plenty of privacy as my roommate works in person 12-14 hours a day, 6-7 days a week. She is super friendly, though! The apartment features tons of light, a gas stove, a pullout couch, and a cute, shared backyard area with tables and grills. All utilities (water, electricity, gas), internet, Netflix, and Hulu are included in the price.
Laundry: We also have an in-unit washer (that connects to the sink), or there is (coin-operated) laundry in the basement.

[edgy ermine]

now just add an everyone ping to it and you become those scam bots

[solemn plank]

if i did that i would be muted for 24h

[dire bison]

@keen kernel you love start11

[edgy ermine]

fr

[crude fern]

fixed

[rare trout]

holy shit i could afford this

[crude fern]

SAME BRAINCELL

[crude fern]

meow

meowwww

meow

[junior ridge]

:3

[boreal torrent]

i avoid eye contact at all costs

it makes me super uncomfy

[junior ridge]

autist

[boreal torrent]

yop

[junior ridge]

(i am too dw)

[crude fern]

WAIT BOSTON ISNT A STATE??

[junior ridge]

i can only make eye contact with VERY certain people

and even then its not for long

[boreal torrent]

same

[rare trout]

what

[boreal torrent]

ye

[boreal torrent]

bro

why do u suck so much

at geography

[sand citrus]

ya

[fallow drum]

hard scam

[crude fern]

i live in america

[rare trout]

shared living space

so idk

[boreal torrent]

u don't know ur own country

horror

[fallow drum]

hmm

i am moving next year

[crude fern]

shut up

[fallow drum]

i am considering massachusetts

[rare trout]

come live with me

[boreal torrent]

nop

[fallow drum]

i could easily afford it since i will be making around $21 an hour anywhere i go

[boreal torrent]

i might move to canada within a decade

[junior ridge]

come to illinois ill share my server rack with u

[rare trout]

i make 20/hr

[fallow drum]

due to my job title at walmart lol

[rare trout]

manager?

[fallow drum]

another thing i am considering

[fallow drum]

nah just a pharmacy technician lol

[rare trout]

oh

[crude fern]

ain no way that landlord has that place registered as an apartment w/the local government

[rare trout]

I just do cooking at the local school

[fallow drum]

illinois is like an hour away from where i live

so i have been thinking about that too

only downside is the minimum wage lol

[jolly temple]

cloudflare....

[rare trout]

20/hr + full benefits + union + 20hr/week

its pretty alright

[junior ridge]

just not around the chicago area

[fallow drum]

i am part time currently

[junior ridge]

for the love of GOD not around the chicago area

[fallow drum]

my job has the potential of like $36 an hour or so

[rare trout]

chickago for the chicks

[solemn plank]

https://youtu.be/mUFPVrDN2hc

[fallow drum]

idk where i am moving to yet but i have a few places in mind, mostly massachusetts

a year away anyway

[rare trout]

if ur offer you made all those months ago is still up id like

consider

[rare trout]

great liberal state

lgbt friendly

[junior ridge]

i dont even remember it

sob

[hollow surge]

hello stupid people that like meowing in my light emitting box of energy

[fallow drum]

i wanna live near a city with public transportation and things to actually do

[junior ridge]

meow :3

[fallow drum]

what if we banned the word meow

enmity users would love

[junior ridge]

NO i would not

[stray siren]

Community would straight up disband

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawn what do you think

[solemn plank]

@im_a_ninja_14

[junior ridge]

i wanted to explode when they did that...

[solemn plank]

memory loss

[hollow surge]

it would be normal here

[hollow surge]

hi

[solemn plank]

what if i was inside of your bloodstream

[fallow pawn]

learn to control users idk

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/w8t3.gif

[fallow drum]

it would appeal most to the enmity community

[boreal torrent]

turn down for what