🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[night blaze]

Best Programming Languages to Learn | ComputerScience.org

Python. Python debuted in 1991 and remains one of the most popular programming languages in the world. Great for beginners, Python's syntax is similar to ...

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[fallow pawn]

so real

[boreal torrent]

TypeScript, maybe?

[sturdy folio]

Oh okay makes sense thanks for clearing that up!

[boreal torrent]

TypeScript is easy yet powerful

[limpid canyon]

My gfs dad just gave me a Clojure book and said "learn that if you actually want to be good at coding"

[lapis lava]

rate my bad code
https://github.com/Nyaboom/Nyapp-Java

[fallow pawn]

typescript does seem like something i would use

[boreal torrent]

It's nice even for websites

[open pasture]

Also the real answer is android development (probably)

[sturdy folio]

Isn’t that what’s kotlin for or something

[lapis lava]

(app is bot)

[fallow drum]

british

[boreal torrent]

That's not code. That's gore /s

[limpid canyon]

But I want to get an intership through him so ig I dont have a choice in thhe maatter

[open pasture]

Isn't kotlin just easier java

[lapis lava]

my web app stack is cursed

[boreal torrent]

lmao this is funny

[lapis lava]

i have ts for an express backend loading ejs files that load static js file

[edgy ermine]

JVM

what if its not the jvm

[echo sage]

what the shit

[lapis lava]

WORE

(write once run everywhere)

[edgy ermine]

electron

[boreal torrent]

what about GraalVM

[boreal torrent]

I don't think it runs everywhere tho..

[lapis lava]

never tried

[edgy ermine]

run almost everywhere

[sturdy folio]

AMD WIN! ALL PRAISE OUR LORDS AND CREATORS FROM AMD! INTEL MUST FALL, 8267 BILLION CPUS MUST SUFFER INSTABILITY

[boreal torrent]

nop

[lapis lava]

WORAE

[fallow pawn]

I will never do electron im sorry I dont need another chromium instance

[boreal torrent]

only on Linux, macOS, and Windows officially

as I'm concerned of

[lapis lava]

wait i should actually try making a discord client in Java Swing

and actually implement auth

[boreal torrent]

It has (unofficial) support for FreeBSD but that's it

[edgy ermine]

swift

will you write swift

[fallow pawn]

who unironically uses freebsd i have not seen one user who does

[boreal torrent]

me

[fallow pawn]

okay thats one

[lapis lava]

weren't you arch user

btw

[boreal torrent]

no

well

i was

but i hate arch /s

[edgy ermine]

never tried arch

[lapis lava]

arch community seems insufferable

[boreal torrent]

it is

[edgy ermine]

i've only ever used lubuntu, ubuntu, mint, and fedora

[boreal torrent]

not worth it

[edgy ermine]

i think

oh yea and debian

[boreal torrent]

arch isn't worth it

[fallow pawn]

u dont need to be in the community to use it

[boreal torrent]

it's too unstable. it'll give you too many headaches

[lapis lava]

i once used ubuntu for a few months
then kubuntu
then lubuntu
and xubuntu
and fedora server
then i settled with debian for my raspberry pi

my main machine currently runs windows

[edgy ermine]

i found yet another captive portal bypass

[fallow pawn]

ive really only extensively used debian and arch based distros

[edgy ermine]

its probably well known though

[spring trellis]

i’m using freebsd next time i redo my server setup

i’ve used it on desktop too

[lapis lava]

arch linux, if you want to spend more time configuring your system than actually using it

[jolly temple]

g36k go and didnt git pull up nsfw" but that good looking for. guess accessivikity

https://wetdry.world/@vozercozer/112856122353762919

[jolly nexus]

- ̗̀ vozy ̖́- 🎀 ([e-mail])

pizza 2 comes out tomorrow im so excited

Mastodon · Jul 27, 2024, 2:36 AM

[limpid canyon]

I've only ever used arch and I likke never run into problems with it, jusst copy and paste commands and everything works just fine

[spring trellis]

well i’m leaning more towards openbsd

[limpid canyon]

Took me 2 days and havent touched my config since

[edgy ermine]

what is bsd anyways

and is it posix

oh it is

[limpid canyon]

No clue what people are saying withh how hard or unstable arch is I genuinely have no fucking idea what Im doing and everything just works

[spring trellis]

i prefer it over linux ngl

it’s maintained as a full operating system instead of just being a kernel

[edgy ermine]

who knows this logo

[spark crescent]

puff

[fallow pawn]

me obviously

[edgy ermine]

meow

ofc u know

[fallow pawn]

its a cute logo

[fallow pawn]

we need more animals for logos

[fallow pawn]

lmaaao

is that the openssh logo

[edgy ermine]

guess the logo

yea

openssh

ssh is so good

[mortal rose]

i ove

[edgy ermine]

i remember finding out about ssh for the first time

and i ssh'd into my sister's computer

i had a user account on there

my dad on the other hand was not very impressed

[fallow pawn]

u showed off ssh to ur dad?

[edgy ermine]

his first question was "why is open ssh server on her computer"

[limpid canyon]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

mustve been awkward

[edgy ermine]

i was like 7 at the time

😭

[mortal rose]

wtf

[edgy ermine]

this was a LONG time ago

when i was first learning java

[mortal rose]

i didnt even know lnux was a thing we n iwas 7

[lapis lava]

wait is there sane ssh server for windows

[edgy ermine]

my first OS was linux mint

[edgy ermine]

yes

[fallow pawn]

its built in

[limpid canyon]

I was like eating dirt and shit at 7

[edgy ermine]

well you have to install it

search "optional features"

then install OpenSSH Server

[mortal rose]

i still eat erasers today

[fallow pawn]

semi built in

[edgy ermine]

yea

[stray siren]

I once drank water from a rain gutter around that age lmao

[mortal rose]

i drank water that was dripping from the ceiling

[stray siren]

I chewed off the metal thing too

[mortal rose]

i do that too

[fallow pawn]

what a good parent ngl knowing what is installed on their system

[edgy ermine]

anyways throwback to the time i formatted my HDD that had linux on it as ntfs by accident

[stray siren]

And that yellow paint tasted so good

[mortal rose]

the pain

[edgy ermine]

somehow fsck.ext4 /dev/sda2 fixed it

it undid the ntfs

[jolly temple]

put the taste tbh at pvp gamemode to school

[edgy ermine]

probably the backup superblock or something idk

i have no idea how ext4 works

[fallow pawn]

throwback to me setting my iphone x resolution to a note 9 and then it started to boot loop so I went a few days without a phone not knowing how to fix it

[edgy ermine]

how did u fix it

[harsh minnow]

turns out it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfuLrny00t4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFdMX38w53c) which indeed has a very similar melody

[fallow pawn]

with itunes

[harsh minnow]

im not gvoing crazy yet...

[edgy ermine]

oh

[fallow pawn]

u are.... thsts okay tho

[edgy ermine]

im crazy i spent 5 hours yesterday reverse engineering iOS 😭

this was at like 1 AM - 5-6 AM

[limpid canyon]

That would imply that you were sane in the first place tho

[mortal rose]

throwback to when i formatted my hard drive through the command prompt on my laptop and couldnt fix it anymore because i didnt have a backup usb

[fallow pawn]

I was an extreme dumbass and didnt know how to be safe with my devices

i just did random shit like modify the thermal plist so my phone runs at full speeds

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[limpid canyon]

I think I genuinely bricked like 3 laptops when I wass a kid bc I tried to pirate a bunch of ranndom shit like games and stuff

[edgy ermine]

need way to overclock iphone

[mortal rose]

yeah i was like this too

[edgy ermine]

there's only a way to underclock

[mortal rose]

i uhh smashed a tablet with a tv controller and said it fell and broke

[edgy ermine]

you can underclock an iphone by ruining the battery until iOS finds out

[fallow drum]

that’s not the same 😭

[fallow pawn]

I just reset all the values in the plist so my phone didnt get slower due to apple update shenanigans

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[limpid canyon]

Thhats not unsafe device usage, thats anger issues

[fallow pawn]

bad idea btw my phone turned into a hot plate

[mortal rose]

ik

i forgot to say unrelated

[fallow pawn]

it hurt

[edgy ermine]

my iPhone 6 plus can get to temperatures where it hurts

same with my iphone 7

i remember getting my iphone 11 for the first time... it felt so fast

[fallow pawn]

I remember one day waking up and my phone was burning hot

[solemn plank]

wtf is wrong with the devtools search

[fallow pawn]

mf was about to explode I swear

[last siren]

@fallow pawngn

[edgy ermine]

bro discord took like 25 seconds to launch (on the 6+)

[fallow pawn]

gn?

[last siren]

can't I just say gn to someone

sorry

[fallow pawn]

i dont know you-

[limpid canyon]

Bruh

[harsh minnow]

im actually gonna cry this game is making me choose between a unique powerup and this banger radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTmcekE8-E

[fallow pawn]

just seemed out of nowhere but gn

[harsh minnow]

I WANT BOTH

[last siren]

I thought we're kinda all silly @fallow pawn

[mortal rose]

back then my parents gave me this tablet that ran an old version of android and it had like 8 gb of storage

[edgy ermine]

get the radio

[mortal rose]

you couldnt do anything on it

[fallow pawn]

music or dumb powerup u choose oomfie

[edgy ermine]

my old android tablet had "face unlock"

[harsh minnow]

tempted...

[winter girder]

i hate you >:|

[edgy ermine]

it works... but too well

[harsh minnow]

or maybe i cheat...

[edgy ermine]

it even works with a video of me!

[fallow pawn]

Picture unlock so real

[stray siren]

Me with two minute launch times on early 2000s desktop CPUs

11 minute first time login launches

[edgy ermine]

i remember i was so shocked when the iPhone 11 launched discord in 5 seconds

[sharp sinew]

miau :3 :3 :3

[lapis lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1021936816875651082.png?quality=lossless&name=java&size=48

[edgy ermine]

now i think 5 seconds is slow because my iphone 14 can do it in a few seconds

[mortal rose]

i think my first galaxy brian moment was when i rooted my phjone and installed lineageos because it was really slow with stock

[sharp sinew]

cheat if ur a loser smh
i never play that game with in game radio on anymore

[winter girder]

galaxy? like samsung galaxy?

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine http://cydia.saurik.com/package/org.thebigboss.appellancy/ android face unlocks be like

[mortal rose]

yea

Samsung Galaxy J7

[jolly temple]

lived there actually tbh

[edgy ermine]

"next gen"

[mortal rose]

thats the phone i did it on

[mortal rose]

i felt like a god after i did it

[fallow pawn]

now they know 5 years later

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn wheres ur gay cat

[edgy ermine]

but faceid is actually so good

[fallow pawn]

in my house

[mortal rose]

faceid is not bad

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

never said it wasnt, faceid is actually good, using flat image to unlock is bad

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[paper gate]

what is that

[mortal rose]

woman

[wraith osprey]

a sticker

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171433449282871309/1246582738438328370/20240601_161209.gif

[paper gate]

hi crumb sniffer

[mortal rose]

no its an emoji

[winter girder]

need picture

[paper gate]

what is that

[wraith osprey]

zooper

[winter girder]

KITTY

[sharp sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1261295243567960157/caption.gif

[paper gate]

hii

[edgy ermine]

neko

[fallow pawn]

bad angle

[winter girder]

a gay cat

[mortal rose]

whaat does ths ieman

[lapis lava]

@paper gate look under your bed

[mortal rose]

lc.translate

[night blaze]

No text supplied.

[fallow pawn]

he looks like a rumbus

[paper gate]

its rhombus

silly

[sharp sinew]

said like a person that only speaks 1 language

[mortal rose]

naaw.a i speak two

english and spanish

i eman portuguese

[fallow pawn]

I got him

[sharp sinew]

porter geese

[fallow pawn]

hes a bit camera shy

[edgy ermine]

kitty

[wraith osprey]

put the camera away youre stressing him!!!

[limpid canyon]

Big fan of him

[paper gate]

minky doesn't understand the concept of cameras I'm afraid

[mortal rose]

lc.translate mein scheiss katze gneisbert hat kokaien gefunden

[fallow pawn]

my kittybso cute

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇩🇪 German ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

my shitty cat gneisbert found cocaine

Google Translator • labsCore

[wraith osprey]

WHAT

[fallow pawn]

felt

[paper gate]

is he ticklish

dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[paper gate]

killing myself

[limpid canyon]

Wouldnt recommend

[wraith osprey]

noooo dont kill yoursghelf your so sexy

[paper gate]

aha

[mortal rose]

guix

[rough dome]

you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf

[mortal rose]

man i miss the mix os guy

mix os

[paper gate]

ok

[limpid canyon]

Killing yourself is actually very detrimental for your health

[paper gate]

how doy ou know

[mortal rose]

no it aint

[edgy ermine]

Tessie w

[rough dome]

[limpid canyon]

You cant eat your vitamin gummies anymore

[fallow pawn]

@winter girder

[paper gate]

hello parasitic ant

[harsh minnow]

uwu

[paper gate]

thing

[wraith osprey]

why he bent like that

[sharp sinew]

i knew it! discord user turns out to be loser :3

[paper gate]

broken

[fallow pawn]

very flexible

[wraith osprey]

u broke his back :((

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[jolly temple]

throwback to samara city after using client from amd! intel must suffer

[fallow pawn]

his bsck not broken

[winter girder]

kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harsh minnow]

how

it doesnt give me any advantage 😭

just the radio station

[sly spear]

Samara city

[fallow pawn]

samara city going there one day

[sharp sinew]

yeah but you're using the ingame radio thats the problem

in game radio kinda stinks

[harsh minnow]

no its fire

[edgy ermine]

samara city

[fallow pawn]

radios in games somehow are so good

[limpid canyon]

We get to have our gf moms cats sometimes when they leave for longer periods of time

[fallow pawn]

big head

[sharp sinew]

they dont play green day so it stinks

[wraith osprey]

stop shaming!!

[limpid canyon]

Funky little creatures

[fallow pawn]

silly goose

i have a few pictures of me cuddling my kitty

[paper gate]

I cuddle minky a lot

[limpid canyon]

This one fucking loves just to loaf on top of you while you sleep

[winter girder]

@paper gate can we turn into cats and fight

[sharp sinew]

if you want to hear literally any of the songs on the fallout radio theyre pretty much all on at least spotify

or youtube music

etc

[limpid canyon]

mf just layed on top of me every night

[paper gate]

okay

[winter girder]

my cat doesnt like cuddles :(

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1239368776240070767/caption.gif

[paper gate]

what he doin

[limpid canyon]

this is her just laying on my gf while they sleep lmao

[stark herald]

he's plotting against you

[paper gate]

never

[winter girder]

potatoooooooooooooooooooooo

!!

[open pasture]

hi

[paper gate]

watch with sound

[wraith osprey]

engine

[stark herald]

how did he do that

[paper gate]

now it is purring

@stark herald @wraith osprey

[winter girder]

Ignore South park in the background

[sly spear]

He's coming for me i don't have much time

[cosmic otter]

no that's trending because Robert Downey jr is returning to the mcu

as dr doom

[paper gate]

you're lying

I don't believe you

[sly spear]

Is it tho

[paper gate]

wing tries to trick me daily

the trickster

he thinks I am a fool

[cosmic otter]

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1817380672270479573

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) on X

Robert Downey Jr will star as Doctor Doom in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

In theaters on May 2026.

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 2:04 AM

[paper gate]

nuh uh

[winter girder]

bro literally just made a tweet

[paper gate]

@stark herald your hood name is Baked Bean

[jolly temple]

idontknowtoobehonest

[winter girder]

wing is a gaslighter

[cosmic otter]

yeah i run discussingfilm

[paper gate]

wing will help me

[stark herald]

wrong

[winter girder]

if they post something racist im reposting this

[paper gate]

ill pay you $5 to help me finish mpv-kt @cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

too focused on wallace and gromit

[paper gate]

imagine being named gromit

[winter girder]

racism

[paper gate]

youre insane

[cosmic otter]

british

[paper gate]

you

[limpid canyon]

😐 😑 😐

[lapis lava]

wing wong

you have been wonging for far too long

[paper gate]

yop

i write the words that computers like

[sharp sinew]

mrow

[lapis lava]

what if i cooked a forgejo bot

[fallow pawn]

why is wing so wong

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine hows ur trip

[winter girder]

can someone give me 5 dollars :3

[paper gate]

wings name is Hernédez William Wong

[lapis lava]

on every new repo it would open issue saying that if you email nin0git-issues+author/repo@.nin0.dev
it opens issue without needing account

[edgy ermine]

it's fine so far

[fallow pawn]

dont u have an allowance

[edgy ermine]

My parents misread the pool closing time

[winter girder]

no, tf

[edgy ermine]

So I had to go to the boring pool

[lapis lava]

insane

[edgy ermine]

meow

[winter girder]

who gets a allowance

[fallow pawn]

get on that chore grind ig

[paper gate]

i nearly drowned in the rain

gulps at you @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

i do (via chores) but i never use anyway

literally only goes towards domain + email

[edgy ermine]

I don't, I have to earn it via chores

[paper gate]

job

[lapis lava]

yop

this too

[limpid canyon]

I had a negative allowance when I lived with my mom 👍

[edgy ermine]

lmao

negative

[winter girder]

no place near me hires 14-15 yos

[edgy ermine]

how does that even work

[fallow pawn]

bro was in debt

[edgy ermine]

They make you pay rent?

[paper gate]

ill hire you to write kotlin for me

[limpid canyon]

Unironically

[winter girder]

how much

[paper gate]

$1 an hour

[lapis lava]

what if i migrated hyperion to kotlin

java*

[winter girder]

add a 0 to the end

[paper gate]

would lose multipaltform capability and lose compose

[paper gate]

$1 an hour0

[lapis lava]

this is why we will also migrate to Android Views

XML views

[paper gate]

nop

XML views are the past compose is the future

[limpid canyon]

I was essentially forced to take out student loans in highschool to pay rent with to them, needless to say I havent spoken to my parents for a few years now

[winter girder]

add a zero to the end of $1 before the space before an

[lapis lava]

should i learn compose

[paper gate]

yes

[sharp sinew]

i need someone to meow at

[lapis lava]

compose is the react of android

[winter girder]

XMLHttpRequest

[paper gate]

its like react but good

similar concept

[jolly temple]

theyre not anymore because of context

[sharp sinew]

who wants to be meowed at

[paper gate]

@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple

[winter girder]

@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate

[edgy ermine]

XMLHttpRequest sucks

[paper gate]

hello

[winter girder]

vminkers

vminker

[lapis lava]

i will try making cloudflare client in compose

[sharp sinew]

meowmeomwowmewkomkwekwemkkowemkowemwekomewowekowkewekowkeowekoemeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow :3

[edgy ermine]

hutao

[limpid canyon]

Bro is trying to hide

[edgy ermine]

vmink

[lapis lava]

vmink

[sharp sinew]

ai generated minky

[paper gate]

minky supremacy

[stark herald]

wondering how will this be any scary whatsoever

[limpid canyon]

How many pictures are in the vmink command?

[paper gate]

minky would win in a battle against samaras cat

[paper gate]

at least 1.2k

[keen kernel]

lets find out

[wraith osprey]

I lost my phone and I followed its location to the cat lair

[keen kernel]

vmink

[keen kernel]

(etc.)

[limpid canyon]

Not enough

[wraith osprey]

vnik

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn 95% of the ads I see on the street are attorney ads

[keen kernel]

command failure

meow at this user

[edgy ermine]

"INJURED?"
"NO FEES UNLESS WE WIN"

[fallow pawn]

only thing I find remotely scary about fmi is that police use it to track peoples locations, it's inaccurate to the point where they raid the wrong house lmao

[wraith osprey]

it was intentional!!!!

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[keen kernel]

thats what they ALL say...

[wraith osprey]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[keen kernel]

and then they say "i am gay and homosexual."

[paper gate]

i wanna take minky skydiving

[limpid canyon]

Goes hard

[paper gate]

can i take a cat skydiving

[stark herald]

that's funnyy imagine being on the run and hacking ur fmi so that police thinks they're chasing u but they're going the wrong way

[lapis lava]

hi i am the pot of greed

[limpid canyon]

I dont think you can, but you can try

[edgy ermine]

You can do that

locsim

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[winter girder]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[edgy ermine]

Apparently if you locsim and get near an airtag you can teleport the airtag

[winter girder]

Paradise

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056566487327977525/1227092694304817182/SPOILER_togif.gif

[jaunty stag]

I will steal all

[winter girder]

Imma put a airtag in your phone

[lapis lava]

lc.g Minkinator

[night blaze]

Tupperbox:创建了一个Discord机器人，用于通过Webhooks代理用户 ...

May 6, 2021 ... Minkinator，另一个Discord机器人。要求节点和NPM设置首先，请使用git clone https://github.com/Litleck/Minkinator.git克隆此存储库。 完成该步骤后 ...

Paris Games - Skateboarding • Google Search • Page 4/7

[wraith osprey]

you just flashbanged them all

[edgy ermine]

By teleport I mean it teleport on the map

[jaunty stag]

minky bodylotion??

what did I just read

[winter girder]

oh.. lmap 😭

[fallow pawn]

I dont wanna imagine myself getting raided bc the mfs location stop updating due to the device dying

[edgy ermine]

lc.g HAHALOSAH

[night blaze]

HAHALOSAH · GitHub

HAHALOSAH has 64 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.

Paris Games - Skateboarding • Google Search • Page 2/20

[winter girder]

lc.g Kodarru

[lapis lava]

lc.g nin0dev

[night blaze]

Add a Support Server Button on Discord Bots Profiles #6874

Kodarru. on May 15 ... Below I've attached examples on what it would look like. From the Bot profile, and the Discord Developer Portal. ... I think this would be a ...

Paris Games - Skateboarding • Google Search • Page 2/31

[night blaze]

nin0dev

the nin0dev logo. nin0dev (he/him). About me. I'm a Canadian self-taught software developer that makes useless things in Python, HTML, JavaScript, and Kotlin ...

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[paper gate]

sooo glad i dont have iphone

[unique wyvern]

lc.g kocgum

[night blaze]

Saab Kockums

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[boreal torrent]

scam

[winter girder]

💔💔

[unique wyvern]

yeah fuck you too

"kockums"

what the fuck

[wraith osprey]

google find my:

[paper gate]

yop

[jolly temple]

(0,eval)

[edgy ermine]

My next phone will be an iPhone unless apple shits themselves

[winter girder]

KoKums

[unique wyvern]

i do not.

[jaunty stag]

you will shit yourself

1.5k

[lapis lava]

insane

[fallow pawn]

my next phone will also be an iphone (approx 5 years)

[winter girder]

You will shit yourself in 5 minutes

[paper gate]

thats you

[wraith osprey]

theyre region locking stuff to EU theyre already shitting

[jaunty stag]

please no

[lapis lava]

my next phone will be an iphone

[unique wyvern]

what

wdym

[edgy ermine]

I don't upgrade until I have to

[paper gate]

horrible

[lapis lava]

same

[boreal torrent]

you

[unique wyvern]

i upgraded from an iphone 8 to an iphone 14 pro max

[edgy ermine]

My iPhone 11 was great until I started losing app support

[unique wyvern]

i loved it

[lapis lava]

i reached point where my pixel 6a will randomly reboot

[unique wyvern]

and i still do

[boreal torrent]

why

[edgy ermine]

My pixel 6a is still fine

[fallow pawn]

region locking is fine bc the features are useless lmaooo

[jaunty stag]

isnt the iphone 11 only like a few years old

[lapis lava]

idk insane bugs

[unique wyvern]

there was a point when my old huawei would still play songs even though it was turned off

[paper gate]

i do not like apple

[edgy ermine]

4 years

[wraith osprey]

"side loading is useless"

[unique wyvern]

and so at one point

it was like

[lapis lava]

nopp

[edgy ermine]

Almost 5

[jaunty stag]

THATS NOT OLD??

[edgy ermine]

Oh that's because I didn't update

[fallow pawn]

eu sideloading is not actual sideloading its just the appstore with another gui lol

[lapis lava]

what are 3 apps i should sideload when i will get new iPhone

[jaunty stag]

oh.

[winter girder]

My phone is 4 years old

[wraith osprey]

it is when they release 4 new phones every year

[edgy ermine]

I'm never updating from iOS 14

[jaunty stag]

my phone is 6 years old or 5 years

[boreal torrent]

Di, sc, ord ❌

[jaunty stag]

doubt

[winter girder]

RCS chat

[edgy ermine]

iOS 14 is purple

[cosmic otter]

white boy jumpscare

[paper gate]

idk even what phone they have latest now

[cosmic otter]

spoiler it next time

[paper gate]

white boy getting it in

[lapis lava]

he looks like vee's favorite rapper

[edgy ermine]

iOS 16 is blue

iOS 17 is red

[fallow pawn]

ur blue

[edgy ermine]

oh

[cosmic otter]

ios samara is pink

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/8ia8.gif

[paper gate]

wing loves world star hiphop

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter plays candy crush on windows

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn pink

[cosmic otter]

*world ship

[unique wyvern]

minecraft and iphone has 1 thing in common

they shit out updates like crazy

[fallow pawn]

if u want to prove me wrong then lmk with resources

[winter girder]

lc.g ios 14

[night blaze]

Apple Beta

Apple Beta Software Program. Help make the next releases of iOS, iPadOS, macOS, tvOS, watchOS and HomePod software our best yet. As a member of ...

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[unique wyvern]

new version

1.21

HAS A FUCKING MALLET

THAT YOU CAN 1 SHOT SHIT WITH

[lapis lava]

lc.g how to make a nuke

[edgy ermine]

I agree

[night blaze]

How do you make a nuclear bomb? | Science | The Guardian

Jun 19, 2003 ... To make a nuclear reactor, the uranium needs to be enriched so that 20% of it is uranium 235. For nuclear bombs, that figure needs to be nearer ...

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[unique wyvern]

yeah

[paper gate]

apple downfall would be my dream

[unique wyvern]

that's NOT abusable

at ALL

it's not like

you can FAKE packets

or DELAY THEM

to make the game thing you're FLYING

[jolly temple]

wyd

[edgy ermine]

You still need to get apps notarized by apple lmao

[unique wyvern]

i am complaining about minecraft

[paper gate]

wow

[unique wyvern]

wbu

[jaunty stag]

someone try this guide and let me know if it works

[fallow pawn]

nekocord type beat soon

[fallow drum]

just doing homework hbu

[paper gate]

kevin wasnt asking you...

[edgy ermine]

😭

if it doesn't go well I simply remove it

[boreal torrent]

kevin uses it/its pronouns

pls respect

[fallow pawn]

no

[limpid canyon]

Has your school already started?

[fallow pawn]

kevin is kevin

[boreal torrent]

ke/vin

Please avoid pronouns, use my name.

[fallow drum]

nono

[paper gate]

hi axy

[fallow drum]

i am doing my very last assignment

[boreal torrent]

hi zooter

[fallow drum]

for summer classes

school starts less than a month though

[limpid canyon]

Ohhh you have summer classes

[paper gate]

rosie will drop out

[limpid canyon]

Yeah mine starts in less thhan a month too

[fallow drum]

sadly

[boreal torrent]

my school

starts in

two days

[paper gate]

no

[fallow drum]

i passed biology luckily 😭 although it is a class less than 2 months long and is 4 credit hours as opposed to the usual 3 for all of the other classes, i passed it

i was so worried i wouldn't lol

i also passed python class but i didn't try in it

[boreal torrent]

biology

what u studying

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[solemn plank]

oh no i hope discord doesnt crash upon me hitting the octothorpe key

[paper gate]

@fallow drum :)

[fallow drum]

computer science but biology is a required course

[limpid canyon]

But we're moving in 3 days so Im just gonna be in a new city for a month without knowing anyone lmao

[boreal torrent]

huhh

why

[fallow drum]

only required course. not to do with computer science lol

[paper gate]

rosie do you know what im doing

[fallow drum]

dunno

[solemn plank]

it crashed

[fallow drum]

i see you

[limpid canyon]

Thats fucking weird

[fallow drum]

us

US

[paper gate]

us

[fallow drum]

us

[paper gate]

brb i need to defuse a bomb

[limpid canyon]

If I had to do a biology course for an engineering degree I'd actually fight the counselor

They'd get their teeth kicked in

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1xeIvccuZq4DiqqmZDSbAg?si=gXgVDMQWQJyoq8JNMyslsA @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

but i was so worried i wouldn't pass the biology class but i luckily did pass it

[jaunty stag]

let it explode

[fallow drum]

fix vencord theme first

then i will listen

[limpid canyon]

Biology in uni is fucked, shit is so hard

[jolly temple]

thanks

sorry my machine have e transfers

[fallow pawn]

just switch to browser

[fallow drum]

it was pretty fun for me but i did fail the midterm with a 30% and the final with a 60% but i still passed the class with a B lmao

because i did well on the assignments

i just struggle with tests

even in my computer science courses i always fail the tests

even though i understand the mateiral 100%

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[edgy ermine]

My english grade dipped harder than crowdstrike stock but I managed to recover it

[limpid canyon]

I initially wanted to go into biochem but I didnt get in so I went into higher level engineering lol

[fallow drum]

my intro to networking course was super fun and i got like a 98% in it but i had to retake the final like three times since the minimum grade required was an 80% and i kept failing it

[paper gate]

you will help me with networking

[fallow drum]

my professor actually met up with me at like 11pm one night to give me the papers on what it says i need to study for lmao

because we live int eh same town

[fallow pawn]

u speak english beuh..... how u fail an english with a language u speak fluent in..,,,

[edgy ermine]

I don't like essays

[limpid canyon]

You dont live in thhe same town as the uni?

[fallow drum]

i love essays my cyber security class last semester was mostly research and essays and towards the end we have some very fun applied labs

[fallow drum]

nah

[edgy ermine]

aaaa I need to study japanese some more

[fallow drum]

i go to community college actually so

[edgy ermine]

my parents still have no idea lmfao

[fallow drum]

as of now

[fallow pawn]

pro tip for essays, turn music on and write your first sentence

everything clicks in afterwards

[limpid canyon]

Is it a long commute?

[fallow drum]

the cc has like a branch

[fallow pawn]

[edgy ermine]

I have to do it live in class

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

like a 30 minute drive is the closest

[edgy ermine]

[limpid canyon]

ew

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

headphones:

[fallow drum]

but i tend to do online classes

[edgy ermine]

Teacher: cheats

[fallow drum]

there are a couple classes that i will not be able to but

[fallow pawn]

literally how

[paper gate]

why would you use headphones in class

that's so dumb

[fallow drum]

for the most part, since they are computer courses, they are mostly online lol

[solemn plank]

holy shit i just had an idea

[limpid canyon]

We're moving like a sub 10 minute bus ride away from campus and Im already like "that shit is a bit long"

[solemn plank]

nvm the idea sucks

[edgy ermine]

Someone in math class was caught with audio notes LMAO

[fallow drum]

there are in person seats for the classes but almost always optional

and then we have in person labs

[fallow pawn]

I use my airpods in class all the time but dont when I actually need to listeb

idk why teachers are so strict just let me vibe and do my work

[stark herald]

I just noticed, I think that loading member list on discord RN is slow because it doesn't load until it has fetched all of the avatars, maybe even at a higher res than it actually renders at

[limpid canyon]

Im gonna attend every lecture I physically can bc I know for a fact if I just try to take the online ones Im not gonna do shit and learn nothing

[solemn plank]

what's that extension that tells you if a news site or user is transphobic

[unique wyvern]

manliest vencord user getting ready for the day

[paper gate]

because students can be awful

[stark herald]

shinigami eyes

[unique wyvern]

wrong thing sorry

[limpid canyon]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

soupcan or something

[fallow pawn]

someone in chat is about to play this 6 times

[paper gate]

samara blind

[unique wyvern]

i’ve been playing this non stop

[fallow drum]

there was somebody in my last semester who said that they will never be doing an essay in college because they will "never need writing skills" and they "should not be required to learn how to research and write" 😭 everyone in the class got kinda mad at him considering a lot of computer science requires a good amount of writing skills, especially business communication with emails and all

[unique wyvern]

also discord FINALLY ADDED FAVORITING GIFS TO MOBILE

took them long enough holy shit

[paper gate]

Rosie doesn't know how to write a formal email

[unique wyvern]

i don’t either

that’s because i’m friends with my boss

[lapis lava]

done

[limpid canyon]

idk if essay writing helps with emails lol but yeah if you're doing purely computer science you're gonna have to learn how to write whitepapers and such

[edgy ermine]

I thought it had always been there

[fallow drum]

i took a business communication class lol

[fallow pawn]

nop

favoriting gifs is new

[edgy ermine]

I've been using favorited gifs on mobile

[lapis lava]

[fallow pawn]

mobile finally getting love

[jolly temple]

👌

[lapis lava]

finally

[fallow drum]

essay writing does not help in itself but being able to do proper research and gather that information in the correct way is essential

[limpid canyon]

Only cs students would need that lol

[unique wyvern]

it’s ADDING favorited gifs

u couldn’t add them before

[edgy ermine]

ohh

[limpid canyon]

Just know how to socialize and communicate its not that hard

[lapis lava]

time to backport to Aliucord, the greatest Discord mobile mod

[unique wyvern]

there was just no button for it

[limpid canyon]

Its just a good skill to have in general

[fallow pawn]

one day discord will allow u to create webhooks on mobile

[fallow drum]

trust me, a lot of people could not write an email to save their life lol

😭

[fallow pawn]

whats ur email

[limpid canyon]

No clue how shit is not that hard

[lapis lava]

writing emails is easy

[fallow pawn]

Ill write one

[lapis lava]

use chatgpt and try to make it feel natural

[solemn plank]

??? transphobe plant

[unique wyvern]

actually i read somewhere that in the api that there was a way to remove and add a gif to your favorites, they just didn’t add a button for it

[fallow drum]

it was kinda sad to see because of the fact that writing is a very good skill to have and this person had assumed they will never need to write ever because they will be making a ton of money doing computer science and that is literally what is why the career is so over saturated lol

[solemn plank]

lol

[fallow drum]

because of the people who go to college for the money in it and do not put in the effort and then try to look for a job

[stark herald]

I guess somehow unlucky hash collision (?)

[fallow drum]

so so sad

[fallow pawn]

WHY IS WIKIPEDIA MARKED AS TRANSPHOBIA

[solemn plank]

nope, its just this page

[fallow pawn]

omg

[stark herald]

it's just that one plant

[fallow pawn]

transphobia plant...

[limpid canyon]

You can make a lot of money with it but I would never expect to. If you want guaranteed money you go to like med school or do some intense finance degree or something

[fallow pawn]

cancel it

[unique wyvern]

this plant is the symbol of transphobic people

[fallow drum]

what even is this

[stark herald]

the extension works by having a list of hashes for links and I guess the okra Wikipedia page link hash happens to collide with some transphobic site/twitter user hash's

[fallow drum]

it is just sad to see the people who only go into it for the money

it's just not that easy lmao

[limpid canyon]

Like Im doing the degree I want literally do not care if I make like 2k a month as long as I get a job from my field

[fallow drum]

it is the reason my local uni has like 30,000 graduates yearly in computer science

[limpid canyon]

Meaning over money any day

[stark herald]

shinigami eyes extension shows u transphobic twitter users and websites

[lapis lava]

insane

[fallow drum]

because all of these people who could not care less about the field go into it because they made a google search on what makes the most money lol

[fallow pawn]

how to get money just make convincing emails to google about a company they owe money to and rack up 120 million

[fallow drum]

same

[lapis lava]

tbh good concept

[stark herald]

soneone should make for discord

[limpid canyon]

And half of them dont even know how to do anything realistically

[lapis lava]

vp review

[neon ferry]

NoScreensharePreview

Disables screenshare previews from being sent.

Authors

Nuckyz

[edgy ermine]

Does blahaj have Wikipedia page

[lapis lava]

die

[fallow drum]

exactly lol

[lapis lava]

vp reviewd

[stark herald]

wrong

[fallow drum]

truly sad to see

[stark herald]

you can delete them

[lapis lava]

vaius so dead

[lapis lava]

whats point anyway

if a user is transphobic just block them

[solemn plank]

gba dev cartidges are so chunky

[limpid canyon]

I didnt go for a programming specific major for a reason too, computational engineering is essentially applied math with some additional coding and a lot of electives for it

[stark herald]

we should have DB of transphobic discord users for federated bans accross every programming related server

[lapis lava]

"know just by looking at profile because from:user#0000 is too much work"

[fallow pawn]

Shinigami eyes for discord soon

[lapis lava]

federated bans are cancer

[fallow drum]

my current job is pharmacy and i am making good money and in a few years i will cap out at like $40 an hour but eventually i will want to get away from this job but honestly even if i never get a tech job, i will always just want to pursue the passion and will always do tech things on the side as my hobby. i don't really care about the money or even really about getting a job in it in general

[stark herald]

the Discord Council

[solemn plank]

we need this (i was going to try but i gave up)

[fallow pawn]

imagine hating some random dude and u marked them as transphobia so they get banned everywhere

[solemn plank]

average korbo vencord dev experience

[sharp sinew]

meow...

[stark herald]

good

[lapis lava]

some people may say "I don't date trans people" is transphobic
while some may take "fuck trans people" out of context
we would need a clear definition of what would it be

[jolly temple]

one user password

[limpid canyon]

My "dream" job atm is like writing some legacy fortran for some very math intensive program and make enough money to live and eat

[sharp sinew]

a system like that would need to be moderated heavily

[lapis lava]

yes

i thought of making a livechat for discord once

[fallow pawn]

I dont like bans across servers bc stuff like that can easily be abused which is super bad

[lapis lava]

true

[sharp sinew]

woah buddy, that 2nd bit... at least take me out to dinner first ffs

[fallow drum]

my dream job is google lmao idc what anybody says,, that has always been my dream job

[stark herald]

ok imagine 1 discord bot where you can use it to report an user's messages then the bot team will review those messages and if deemed necessary the user will be federated banned from every server the bot is in

[lapis lava]

no

[stark herald]

yopp

i love federated bans

[limpid canyon]

Then you can plaster "FAANG ENGINEER" in everything

[lapis lava]

https://youtu.be/I5eDTIRYnsA

[fallow drum]

i want to work at google as either a software engineer or preferably a cyber security analyst

[sharp sinew]

i could respect that, but personally i wanna do SOMETHING with the Bundeswehr i think

[lapis lava]

fedbans are critically flawed

[solemn plank]

shinigami eyes but it's just if they are generally a nice person or not

[lapis lava]

maybe between your own servers, yeah

[fallow drum]

but of course that is a dream far far down the line lol

[stark herald]

is there any specific part

[sharp sinew]

i think itd be cool to be working on Leopards n shit fr as a job

[stark herald]

Google owns lots of things

[edgy ermine]

Remember that global ban minecraft mod

[lapis lava]

mcadmin

[fallow pawn]

i dont

I dont play servers xd

[noble quest]

what

[stark herald]

need

[lapis lava]

then furries banned mcadmin owner from mcadmin

[edgy ermine]

get banned from 3 servers, get banned globally

[stark herald]

that's genius

[lapis lava]

lc.g mcadmin

[night blaze]

Apparently don't use MCAdmin : r/Minecraft

Oct 28, 2010 ... TL;DR For the logs below: It's a MCAdmin log of MCAdmin's developer Doridian joining a server uninvited. After he joins he gets a [Dev] tag and ...

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[edgy ermine]

ya

[lapis lava]

why are furries always at origin of insane things

[limpid canyon]

When are we going to have the vencord janitor powertrip arc?

[lapis lava]

(maybe because they are insane)

[fallow drum]

litrally me

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum already does

[fallow pawn]

i do wonder if theres that kind of janitor lore here

[sharp sinew]

because theyre goated

[limpid canyon]

Ban all the active users in like the span of a week and watch the server die

[fallow drum]

i want to work at the google hq preferably. i think it's such a beautiful place in such a beautiful area, and i would love to work as a cyber security analyst

but that is just me hoping lmao

[fallow pawn]

work @ apple

[noble quest]

vban roulette

[limpid canyon]

you're a janitor I'd assume they would've told you

[fallow drum]

NOP

[fallow drum]

literally me

[limpid canyon]

Its usually a rite of passage for new mods in servers to get all of the mod lore and drama

[fallow pawn]

im oblivious to a lot of stuff cos usually its none of my business

[lapis lava]

rosie, samara, llsc and HAHALOSAH should all land apple jobs

[fallow drum]

soon

i will work with sammie soon

fact

[noble quest]

youd think that by the time someone is mod, theyd know already

[edgy ermine]

samie meow

[limpid canyon]

I just never got involved with anything bc I find discord drama just fucking infuriatingly annoying

[fallow pawn]

[stark herald]

ah ok by part I meant what Google product but I see

[edgy ermine]

google



[lapis lava]

@stark herald what is your average tech stack for a website

[edgy ermine]

apple

[fallow drum]

yeah not really any specific product

[limpid canyon]

Its usually something that happens inside the mod chat and outside of the server and most ppl who get modded are new enough not to know about it. If you havent modded someone by the time they get close enough to the mod team you're never going to

Discord social circles are fucking weird like that

[stark herald]

I never made a website

[lapis lava]

vee should type v+ jann @fossil thunder

[scarlet coral]

guys i just found out about invisible text plugin

i wanna test

[lapis lava]

WRONG NIN

[fossil thunder]

huh

[stark herald]

@fossil thunder nin1

[fossil thunder]

what

[fossil thunder]

hop off

[scarlet coral]

Nothing to see ⁣‍‌⁣‌‌⁣‌⁢⁡‍⁡⁣⁡⁢⁣⁡⁢‌⁢⁡‍⁢‍‌‌‌⁢‌⁢⁡⁢‌⁢‌⁡⁡⁢⁡⁡‍⁢‍⁡‌⁡⁤⁢‍⁤⁡⁢‍⁤⁤‌‌⁢here fr fr no cap

[stark herald]

can you :3

[lapis lava]

wrong ping

[fossil thunder]

actually hop off

[scarlet coral]

password is 1234

[fallow pawn]

I mean I think thats a really bad way of doing it, if it happened in the past with someone else theres no reason you should know about it bc it literally does not involve you

[stark herald]

you've just unleashed something

[lapis lava]

wouldn't ever see an edgy hood kids with no parents to help him handle unsupervised internet access at 8 as a vencord janitor

[fossil thunder]

you dumass

[lapis lava]

literally you
https://media.tenor.com/RpLjBhKwUCMAAAAM/amypoehler-thug.gif

[stark herald]

@lapis lava what if algorithm that looks through all members who never talk here and finds the cool people and pings them so they become active and regulars

[fallow pawn]

thats how I feel anyway

[jolly temple]

kys

[fallow pawn]

oh okay

[sharp sinew]

BET..

[stark herald]

DONT

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow it's learning from you..

[stark herald]

1 single mention of it and Kevin likes it

[sharp sinew]

absolutely inferior helicopter

i hate those absolute pieces of shit

[limpid canyon]

Talking about things that have happened isnt a bad thing per say. I'd say its actually very normal and people do it all the time and it doesnt really affect anything negatively. Just because it doesnt involve you doesnt mean someone cannt talk to you about it

[lapis lava]

may i remind you of

[astral vault]

certified sigma

[unique wyvern]

i’m coming

[fossil thunder]

yeah remind me of the website i made better than any of yall could do

[raven abyss]

.

[fossil thunder]

suck my balls

[lapis lava]

(insert edgy hood music in background)

[unique wyvern]

can’t, they haven’t dropped yet

[limpid canyon]

Gossiping about people is shit obviously but just talking aabouut what happened is perfectly fine Imo

[lapis lava]

https://nin0.dev infinitely better than "im a certified hood n"

[solemn plank]

@fossil thunder i am growing mold

[fallow pawn]

I meant more of a information dump when you get mod, if thats what you meant

no reason for that unless you actually have ur concerns and ask about a certain user

though even then u can just look back at the past messages :P

[fossil thunder]

damn u got experience

[fallow drum]

this is actually so good

i love

[unique wyvern]

yeah, someone’s gotta make your dad happy

[lapis lava]

now i need to make window draggable

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/9000-floppers-cadet-cadet-give-me-9000-floppers-sir-yes-sir-gif-2952833609042326609

[lapis lava]

and add friends

[fossil thunder]

yeah that’s me

[noble quest]

can discord bots stream in vc?

[fallow pawn]

thinking of rewriting my site again is it over fur mich

[lapis lava]

hf!poll "add nin1275 to the friends section" "no" "woudl rather die"

[jolly nexus]

@nin0.dev has started a poll:

add nin1275 to the friends section

1⃣: no
2⃣: woudl rather die

[lapis lava]

you rewrote your site 3 times i think

all 3 times were good

[fallow pawn]

whos nin1275

[fossil thunder]

suck mt balls

[astral vault]

lemme suck em

[fossil thunder]

hop off

[solemn plank]

why is this cat so bendable, my cats just get really stiff and i can barely even fit them in my hands comfortable

[lapis lava]

this kid

[fossil thunder]

you guys are riding it so hard

[keen junco]

break its spine

[limpid canyon]

Usually, from what I've seen, dumb discord drama becomes inside jokes between the mod team pretty quickly and it gets referenced often so you're just getting the context. I didnt mean like that they get dragged into a vc and loredumped lmao

[solemn plank]

@fossil thunder korbo loves you

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[fallow drum]

@lapis lavayou're the one who pnged him

insane

[fallow pawn]

Are they a guns.lol user

[lapis lava]

fair enough

was genuine mistake tho

[fossil thunder]

yeah

[unique wyvern]

you’re your own dad?

[solemn plank]

i will stop poking the bear

[fossil thunder]

u finna call me a skid?

[unique wyvern]

what’s guns.lol

[lapis lava]

idk looks like some rip off guns lol

[keen junco]

recreate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twrfhGKldF8

[solemn plank]

LOL

[unique wyvern]

we already know you are one

[solemn plank]

smant moment

[lapis lava]

anyway i will shut up hopefully this kid finds some good person to follow in his life

[fallow pawn]

havent decided yet

[fossil thunder]

not in this case

[unique wyvern]

fair

also another question

[fossil thunder]

i got 3 hour footage of me coding it from scratch u want it like?

[unique wyvern]

why are you flexing another persons wealth on ur pfp

[unique wyvern]

yes

[fossil thunder]

i’ll send when i get on my pc

[unique wyvern]

actually please send it

[fossil thunder]

pc

[stark herald]

stop argument pls

[unique wyvern]

you have an only fans?

[fossil thunder]

no

[limpid canyon]

Where tf did this even start from

[unique wyvern]

is that how u make money🎚️

[fallow drum]

nino pinged someone lol

[unique wyvern]

i mean i don’t judge

happy for you

[fallow pawn]

im joking btw idrc the site just looks like its guns.lol