🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sharp sinew]

let me clarify: im homophobic /j

[hollow galleon]

a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️

[vapid adder]

if u need to use /j…

[keen junco]

yop

[sharp sinew]

well if i didnt say /j then you'd be taking me seriously because thats what y'all fucking denizens of the internet woods do

the moment someone says something and it isnt clear if its a joke or not you rip them to shreds

[vapid adder]

no

not me

[jolly temple]

uncomfortable

[vapid adder]

u said me

i only will if someone calls me anything referring to a guy it’s like really annoying and weird & stuff

[sharp sinew]

dont care didnt ask you reside on the internet and thus can only be trusted after i personally get to know you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1261295243567960157/caption.gif

[vapid adder]

wtf rude

[sharp sinew]

1. i do not physically know you
2. thus i cannot physically trust you to display normal human behaviours until proven otherwise
3. im allowed to say what i want to people
4. if someone doesnt like my natural distrust for people its usually a sign not to trust them

[vapid adder]

u didn’t have to be rude

[sharp sinew]

it wasn't rude you just interpreted it as such

[vapid adder]

you said don’t care didn’t ask

u know i really thought u were cool too

but ur just one of them

[deep token]

ur rude

lost respect for u

[stark herald]

what the hell is even this argument

[vapid adder]

best luna gets it

[vapid adder]

idk i was being nice and they started being rude

i forgot everything already

[sharp sinew]

i love how this still shows exactly why i use /j when im joking
had i said /j on that message nobody wouldve batted an eye
but the moment it appears at all somewhat even possibly serious
you pay attention to the message

[vapid adder]

if you said “don’t care didn’t ask /j” that’s still rude

but you didn’t anyways

[deep token]

yeah cuz were all autistic or something

[sharp sinew]

also its pretty funny how you can upset people on the internet by just saying "sorry i cant trust you since i dont know you"

[sharp sinew]

anywhere you go on the internet with any demographic this occurs lol

[vapid adder]

i keep saying over and over that you upsetted me for randomly saying dont care didn’t ask

[winter needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJaNWjvocdY

[vapid adder]

everything’s bait

[sharp sinew]

to be quite honest its difficult to care when you got mad about people calling you your username the other day

[copper turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1266266185410809866/2guFNyj.gif

[sharp jay]

i woke

[night cape]

immer gniessbert bruder

[vapid adder]

u didn’t understand what i said btw

[unreal siren]

Why are children arguing in off topic again

[vapid adder]

also nice changing the topic because u know i’m right

[vapid adder]

ye

[unreal siren]

Ur both being insufferable, be better

[sharp sinew]

what i understood was you didnt want people to refer to you by your username and if thats what i took away from it then your point wasnt conveyed

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid cove]

Where is starboard D:

[vapid adder]

no u just didn’t read

[unreal siren]

Got eaten

[placid cove]

Vee nooo

[unreal siren]

Vee was hungry

[vapid adder]

anyways bye, blocked

[placid cove]

😔

[sharp sinew]

not my loss whatever ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid cove]

Tfw Eevee vs anime girl argument goes hard 🔥🔥🔥

[vapid adder]

ye

[deep token]

idk

[vapid adder]

anyways now that she’s finally gone

[stark herald]

eevee pfp instantly makes me like people

[vapid adder]

rlly u like me :3

[deep token]

the machine ate a lens

shouldi kill it

[stark herald]

yes

[sharp jay]

eat it

[stark herald]

yes

[deep token]

no too big

seriously tho it just disappeared

i dont know where it is

[vapid adder]

⚗️

[deep token]

the right one is there

the left one is gone

[vapid adder]

luna

[sharp sinew]

so much for being blocked eh?

[deep token]

hii

[sharp sinew]

:3

[vapid adder]

why ur name luna

[stark herald]

what does that mean

[vapid adder]

alembic

[sharp sinew]

people on the internet confuse me sometimes fr
the moment they block someone if they have the choice to look at their messages
theyll do exactly that
which is literally the exact opposite of what blocking them was supposed to do lol

[vapid adder]

look at this one baiting btw

[stark herald]

some people block only so they can't react to u

nothing more

[deep token]

cuz i chose it for myself and i likedi t

[vapid adder]

wanna know how i came up with moonaloona :3

[deep token]

yop

[vapid adder]

yayyyy :3

[stark herald]

🌙

[deep token]

was it because luna

= moon

[sharp sinew]

i just dont understand
"I dont want to see your messages"
"oh look a button so i can read your messages!"
"I still fucking hate you though"

[stark herald]

okay

[jolly temple]

id rather inconvenient but doesnt sound like 1 2 plugins that doesnt rain of what earth version of halo

[cosmic otter]

i blocked fres specifically to stop them from reacting with blobcatcozy to my messages

[sharp sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-gif-25080910

[stark herald]

NOOO

[vapid adder]

luna and moon combined is like moona and loona!!

[deep token]

yop :3

[vapid adder]

that’s how

[cosmic otter]

idk what you guys are arguing about but its probably something dumb so just knock it off

[vapid adder]

ya !!! :3

[deep token]

we did stop

[cosmic otter]

cool

[deep token]

theyre continuing to be a bitch

[vapid adder]

it’s been knocked off since i lied about blocking them lol!!

i don’t block people because blocked messages get annoying

[stark herald]

@vapid adder 🎄

[vapid adder]

🚰

[stark herald]

🪀 🥩

[vapid adder]

🧩🧿

[spring trellis]

hi

[sharp sinew]

smol car

[dire dawn]

🧈

[sharp sinew]

now youre just being a hater just to have the satisfaction of being a bitch lmao. genuinely stop. sorry that you couldnt handle words on your screen but this cute little cat didnt do shit to you

[cosmic otter]

fork found in kitchen

[vapid adder]

omg where do u buy those they are so cute

[sharp sinew]

tree found in forest

[spring trellis]

https://fumo.website/

[vapid adder]

YAYYYYY

[sharp sinew]

i think i might need a FEW cans of compressed air.

[spring trellis]

my computer is 6 years overdue for a clean

it’s sitting pulled apart in the garage rn

[vapid adder]

eepy time vencord

[spring trellis]

good night

[vapid adder]

good night :3

💤

[lost furnace]

type shit

[spice abyss]

rip bordr official server

rip chat

[sharp sinew]

hey @night cape is that one of the hearts i stole legally extracted in your banner? just asking because im kind of a self taught heart surgeon and all, and i dont forget the heats of my patients.

[stark herald]

i saw heart in voidfill banner and thought they'd be scary person but they turned out to be pretty cool imo

[spice abyss]

heart

[sharp sinew]

ew you have opinions?? what is this, twitter? /j

[stark herald]

i xiuld kil oyu

[sharp sinew]

repeat that but in english or deutsch as those are languages i would comprehend this message in.

[bold adder]

achievement hunting now since i have nothing else to do 🙏

gn vencord people

[covert inlet]

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[stark herald]

helpp

[keen junco]

more steps

[stark herald]

Later

ill walk to dominos later

[dire dawn]

but you need those steps to get ready for the olympics

[sharp sinew]

nop

[night cape]

im gonna illegally extract your brain matter and smear it on a wall

[sharp jay]

guys is this legit

[night cape]

dn are legit

[stark herald]

im confused tehre was ice on my drink and when i drank the ice was on my lip and my lip now hurts

but why does it still hurt if the ice is no longer against the lip

think it glitched or something

[jaunty stag]

powertoys so good

[spring trellis]

@fallow pawn @deep token

floof

[jolly temple]

infinite's cool imo but looked for example in japan and all your life harder to complete notes and changing it did that reminds me instead of some ppl are insane 😭 2 pieces (again)

[deep token]

meow

so cute..

show the tail

[keen junco]

el diablo no quiere usar pantalones en mi casa y no se porque

[jaunty stag]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇪🇸 Spanish ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

The devil doesn't want to wear pants in my house and I don't know why.

Google Translator • labsCore

[spring trellis]

idk where she went :(

[deep token]

:(

[spring trellis]

she’s still scared of all of us

[keen junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRg52j70eXg

[spring trellis]

it’ll take a while for her to warm up

sylvia took literal years to warm up so i’m patient

[keen junco]

you're pretty scary so understandable

[spring trellis]

wth

blocked

[keen junco]

wouldn't be the first time

[spring trellis]

good.

[keen junco]

amazing

[spring trellis]

unblocked

[rugged idol]

New plugins when?

[keen junco]

when you make them

[rugged idol]

[unreal siren]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aopen+feat

[copper turtle]

waiting for anti woke plugin ://

[unreal siren]

True

[regal crest]

mencordf

[unreal siren]

Mancord

Only 1 person can use it at a time

[tiny pelican]

4 am

all nighters are crazy

[stone owl]

All nighters are fun

[tiny pelican]

yuh

[drowsy cypress]

https://youtu.be/ob2Fzh6qI38

All nighters can be fun if you don’t have to do anything

[unreal siren]

All nighters are fun till it reaches specifically 11am

[stone owl]

Prefer 12 am

[stark herald]

its 8:17 now

[misty parrot]

https://yieldcode.blog/post/serving-astro-with-rust/

peak and peak mentioned...

[signal junco]

Bread

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cardinalepan-cardinale-pan-gif-14766971986042111646

[signal junco]

I am

:(

that's very rude to say

[stone owl]

What type of bread

[signal junco]

Wheat

[signal junco]

What

[stone owl]

Not flower bread

[signal junco]

no

but that's my 4th cousin

[open pasture]

GUYS lets make my schizophrenia real. I haven't taken my medication in years.

NO healthcare! WOOOOOO

[jolly temple]

@rapid quest youre ai api

[stark herald]

projecting

[open pasture]

The hallucinations are getting worse. Its 3 am.

Man I haven't been able to sleep properly for-ever though.

How is that for neurotypical people? Like to actually sleep and live a healthy life?

[last breach]

i have that game

doesn't work

[last breach]

real

[open pasture]

Oh I'm already over this conversation I don't care.

[stark herald]

vns #🦊-shiggy-and-friends

[neon ferry]

👉 #🦊-shiggy-and-friends

[fallow void]

zkprls zillgple?

[stone owl]

What

[sharp jay]

vorp

[stone owl]

Yes

[drowsy cypress]

Soon humor will be randomly generated

[deep token]

meow

[sharp jay]

mewo

eo

[deep token]

i'm free

[sharp jay]

did they change the name back to twitter

[deep token]

no

[sly spear]

What could make piracy better? anime girls

[deep token]

i changed it myself

[sharp jay]

oh

yay

[deep token]

same with the icon

[sharp jay]

yippie

[deep token]

i plan to debrand the entire app today

[stone owl]

Epic

[sharp jay]

hot

[deep token]

no more x

it's twitter

[sharp jay]

X was a dogshit name anyway

[stone owl]

Would like it if it was e

[deep token]

fr

yilong ma tried to do x.com with paypal in 2005 or sometime

[sharp jay]

like h or something would be better

[deep token]

they stopped him thankfully

[stone owl]

h is for hell?

[sharp jay]

h is for h

[stone owl]

[stone owl]

Brilliant

[drowsy cypress]

Man I need a girlfriend

My lonely ass be doing lonely shit

[deep token]

i need to fix this

[stone owl]

Yeah

[icy grail]

ew

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[jolly temple]

usb?

[deep token]

should i implement dark mode / tinted icons for ios 18

if i find out how

[signal junco]

no, usa

[glass shell]

yea

[deep token]

bet

[stone owl]

Look up a YouTube video or something

[sharp jay]

same

its too loose

[viral cape]

[deep token]

usbc moment

i hate usbc for that reason

[glass shell]

reminds me of when I unplugged my phone in the most gentle way possible and the external part of the cable stayed in the port

to be fair the cable was very old

[sharp jay]

lma

yeah my cable is like 5 years old

[stone owl]

Wireless

[sharp jay]

throw away the phone

its over

[deep token]

yes

[stone owl]

Uh

[sharp jay]

change the battery everytime it discharges

[stone owl]

That would mess with the phone

[deep token]

magsafe

[deep token]

no it wont

my phone has magnets

my computer has a magnetic charging port

[warped fossil]

[spring trellis]

"yilong ma" LMAO

[glass shell]

my body's mad at me

i pulled an all nighter again and I have a fucking horrid headache

my body's done with my shit

[keen junco]

https://twitter.com/__apf__/status/1816646949497635291

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) on X

i swear to god my seven year old kid just turned and said to me, in the midst of furious tears, "no, mama! STOP! you are doing P1s before the P0s." and that is why two software engineers shouldn't be allowed to marry each other

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 1:29 AM

[keen junco]

go to sleep

[spring trellis]

ive watched it

so funny

[warped fossil]

elon musk lookin ass

[deep token]

yilong ma

[spring trellis]

yilong ma

the LED strip lights in my room are now set up

[deep token]

hot

[nocturne meadow]

Yoo wassup

[deep token]

gm

[spring trellis]

they look very nice

[nocturne meadow]

Nothing starts morning better than ice cream from kaufland lol

[spring trellis]

they're on blue rn

[deep token]

W

mine were broken

i had to tape the connectors together

[deep token]

on god

[spring trellis]

bro i got sticky tape to stick them to the wall before i realised that it had adhesive on the back

how embarrassing

[deep token]

LMFAOOO

NAH 😭😭😭😭

[spring trellis]

UM

ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NOT USED TO THAT SHIT

😭 😭

[deep token]

LMFAO

you dont check every single side of the thing you get???

is it just me that looks at everything carefully

[spring trellis]

i didnt think the paper shit was covering it i thought it was just there

i didnt even know it was paper

im just super tired trust

[raw panther]

pics or didn't happen

[jolly temple]

spitgate was in medical school

[deep token]

bro is eepy

[true lodge]

i have a ar500 plate in my backpack

[icy grail]

why kaufland of all shops

[spring trellis]

ignore my sickass view from the penthouse balcony

[raw panther]

nice

I want to get led strips and motion detectors and put them in our staircase

[spring trellis]

who used the weld tool on my fuckin cat

[true lodge]

aint no way

[raw panther]

already got whole house with philips hue RGB lights

well some lights only have colortemp/dimming and not full rgb like my kitchen lightstrips and bathroom mirror

[deep token]

REAL

i have it behind my desk

invisible strip but very visible light

[deep token]

same but ikea tradfri bulbs

[open pasture]

Hey, I'm new

Is this general ?

[spring trellis]

my sister has the same lights and my remote works with hers i might get up to a lil trolling on occasion..

[rapid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[spring trellis]

yeah but support-related things don't go here

[open pasture]

I'm an alien

[rapid quest]

Oh fr?

[drowsy cypress]

No I am

[spring trellis]

hi an alien i'm mud

[open pasture]

hi mud I'm ailen

[open pasture]

reallings

[spring trellis]

ailen

[icy grail]

hi mud I'm not mud

[rapid quest]

Can i rent you for 30$/h

[drowsy cypress]

Who’s Allen the alien?

[spring trellis]

hi not mud i'm mud

[icy grail]

hi mud I'm not mud

[spring trellis]

hi not mud i'm mud

[drowsy cypress]

The voice in my head be like

[open pasture]

say hi the right way

[drowsy cypress]

Hello

[open pasture]

[raw panther]

in my old house we pranked a friend once; he was watching a horror movie while me and wife went to walk our dog, I had an idea "should we just turn off all the lights" and wife was like yesyesyesdoit, so I pulled out my phone, shut off all lights in the house while we were like 200m away and I could literally hear my friend scream :D

[open pasture]

I'm not a e-gril

e-kittne

[icy grail]

hi mud I'm a .json file exploder

[raw panther]

when we got back he was watching shrek instead

[spring trellis]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[open pasture]

if real love i'm there

[spring trellis]

WHY IS THIS EVEN FUNNIER

[drowsy cypress]

Currently buying a Russian house wife

[open pasture]

I'm from russia are u buying me?

[spring trellis]

i love shrek so much

[rapid quest]

Did I say I'm looking for a prostitute?

[spring trellis]

it's not a kids movie at all

[drowsy cypress]

Is your name Mariya socolov?

[open pasture]

no my name is marla

[drowsy cypress]

Guess it’s not you then

[rapid quest]

Do I look like Johnny Sins?

[deep token]

my apple devices are remotes

[open pasture]

guess not me

[drowsy cypress]

Bros down in the dumps

[spring trellis]

i have an app for it and an actual remote

[open pasture]

ur a virgin no u don't

[deep token]

homekit my beloved

[rapid quest]

I have a discord rat

[spring trellis]

a what

[deep token]

you have a 🐀 ?

[deep token]

does it bite

[spring trellis]

🐀 🐈

[rapid quest]

Yeah

You are also a rat, can that be?

[deep token]

@spring trellis i found out theres cat pov videos on youtube

[deep token]

nope

[spring trellis]

I LOVE THOSE

[deep token]

have u seen the cat chase one

lemme link it

[spring trellis]

maybe

[drowsy cypress]

I don’t need a cat

I shoot the mice with my revolver

[rapid quest]

swear

[drowsy cypress]

Family of 5? Got one extra just in case

[jolly temple]

mancord

[drowsy cypress]

The destination for all manly discord users

[deep token]

https://vxtwitter.com/postsofcats/status/1783587790074073303?

[spring trellis]

oh yep seen that. sounds crazy

cats making those noises (at the start) scare me

[deep token]

lmao

[spring trellis]

sylvia would when she was stressed about something

sounded straight from hell

[stark herald]

i hope they reach it

[glass shell]

uh

[deep token]

do u miss sylvia

[spring trellis]

absolutely

[deep token]

better question how much do you miss her

i think im gonna be unusable for a month when my cat will pass away

[spring trellis]

i miss her yelling at me for shit

especially when i had no idea what she wanted

[deep token]

cute

[spring trellis]

sometimes after trying everything i'd realise that she was just lonely and wanted to relax with me

[deep token]

my cat yelled at me on wed

no idea what she wanted

it was 9pm and dark out

[spring trellis]

sylvia was the bossiest cat ever

we spoiled her a lot lol

[deep token]

lol dolly is also a spoiled ass

my dad feeds her so much

with the good shit

[spring trellis]

we control how much food our cats get but they have both wet and dry food

trying to find the mince that kewpie likes

[deep token]

ours has dry food only

yes

[deep token]

MEOW

[fallow pawn]

yea

[spring trellis]

well how else

[fallow pawn]

maybe walking them too

[spring trellis]

let them go outside too ofc

[deep token]

girl they walk on their own

[deep token]

this tho

[fallow pawn]

u can walk ur cat too

[spring trellis]

sylvia would go outside in the morning and come back just before dark. very rarely would she come home late

[deep token]

i genuinely cant

[fallow pawn]

sometimes cats are purely house cats, and sometimes you're in an area where you cant let them loose normally

[raw panther]

put a leash and collar on it and move one foot in front of the other

[spring trellis]

but on that note we live in an apartment now so it's not very easy (it's impossible)

[deep token]

ive had my cat for 6 years now and she has never been outside overnight

[raw panther]

lol

[glass shell]

hacker evil discord hacker account hack virus sucessfully initiated,,...,,.,.,

[deep token]

hack my balls

[glass shell]

grabbing 10 billion tokens,,.,,

[fallow pawn]

they'll get the memo eventually

[fallow pawn]

hi pretty

[spring trellis]

her hunting skills... let's just say they weren't the best

[burnt maple]

Hello queen

[spring trellis]

she ate a poisoned rat and i came home to ||rat intestines and her vomit|| all over the floor

[deep token]

ewwww

[fallow pawn]

[deep token]

when r u two marrying each other

[spring trellis]

we were all too scared to get rid of the intestines for some reason so we just waited for my dad to pick me up and got him to do it when he came

[fallow pawn]

omgosh we're not like that

[deep token]

oh

[glass shell]

buh

[spring trellis]

maybe the army gap year i plan on doing will fix that

[deep token]

not gay enough

[spring trellis]

trollblob

[jolly temple]

we only ever soon

[deep token]

😭

cant blame u

im scared of that shit too

[spring trellis]

i'm not joining forever

just doing a gap year. it's a great opportunity to get away from the family

and it pays well

[deep token]

w ngl

[signal junco]

Please do not the cat

[glass shell]

that's the truest fucking shit ever kevin

[deep token]

i wouldnt do that tho

[dense phoenix]

i hate this so much

[deep token]

im a pussy

[glass shell]

i would kill small children without them asking me to

[spring trellis]

trollblob

[deep token]

hell yea

[glass shell]

im not operating in the field

[glass shell]

im driving that AT into the fucking streets

[spring trellis]

if i do the gap year i'll be a cyber analyst there

[glass shell]

im sending a mortar at timmy

[dense phoenix]

wing if he was good

[glass shell]

fuck you random family of 4

[spring trellis]

my grandma suggested taking me out of school and just doing a computer course

[raw panther]

free souls of the damned included with all happy meals

[spring trellis]

but my dad wasn't onboard with it

[deep token]

fortnite

fork knife ios

[spring trellis]

did you hear... fortnite on altstore

[deep token]

yes

42

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-meme-goku-meme-gif-9178081420425689616

[spring trellis]

6teen

[signal junco]

O

[deep token]

ur 16?????

i thought you were like 19

[spring trellis]

yea what abt it

[signal junco]

I'm 7teen

[spring trellis]

EVERYONE ASSUMES THIS

AM I REALLY THAT MATURE LOL

[signal junco]

Oh

[deep token]

yeah

[spring trellis]

i should fix that

[deep token]

how old do u think i am

[fallow pawn]

worf acts better than most people here

[deep token]

just yap about 🎿 bi-directional 🚽

[glass shell]

chat am I 26 or 172673e7Sx

[spring trellis]

i've always guessed 16-17

[deep token]

more

[deep token]

17

[fallow pawn]

@spring trellis how old do u think I am

[glass shell]

wrong answer im actually 17,,,

[spring trellis]

aren't you like 18 this year

haven't talked to you enough

[fallow pawn]

ive never told u my age how would you even know that

[spring trellis]

between 0-120

[raw panther]

that feel when I'm double the vendor median age

[jolly temple]

boat specs

[raw panther]

boat specs

[glass shell]

okay peepaw

need help to get up the stairs

[fallow pawn]

so optimistic with the age guessing

[raw panther]

yes

[spring trellis]

you mentioned it in a certain private server and i tend to remember people's age very well

[dire dawn]

@spring trellis how old don't you think i am?

[sly spear]

80?????/

[fallow pawn]

never did

[glass shell]

where's my bitch wife

[dire dawn]

i'm asking the real questions here

[spring trellis]

i swear i remember it
oh well i must be confusing something

[raw panther]

turning 35 in oct

[glass shell]

NEVO's GONE AGAIN???

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[sly spear]

Nevo moment

[glass shell]

i thought we were warriors,,,

[fallow pawn]

[deep token]

@fallow pawn do you ever https://vxtwitter.com/willuminaughty/status/1816496390282895822?

[glass shell]

welp here goes the matching pfp

[fallow pawn]

no cos I dont own an ipad to game with

[sly spear]

Fnf better

[glass shell]

it's time for real pfp,,,,

[deep token]

im genuinely gonna kill you

[glass shell]

don't call me that

ever again

[spring trellis]

hmm

[glass shell]

im not from 4chan or reddit

[deep token]

dont u have the 9th gen

[fallow pawn]

matching pfps are cute

[spring trellis]

i've never done matching pfps

[fallow pawn]

naaah

[glass shell]

i had one with nevo because I HATED HIS GUTS,,,,,

[fallow pawn]

[spring trellis]

even when i was "dating" someone we made an effort to keep it private

[glass shell]

MY BITCH WIFE,,,,,

[strong girder]

I can't find this server constantly so I always think I got banned

[spring trellis]

and when i almost got a real life boyfriend that was.... real life

irl matching pfps??

[deep token]

I can't find this server constantly so I always think I got banned

[fallow pawn]

i mean even with matching pfps it doesnt really imply that ur dating, it could just be a fun thing

[left kraken]

Meow

[glass shell]

yea i had one with nevo for some reason but we're like nowhere close to dating

[noble forge]

The vencord apk is so weird

[strong girder]

Lol edaters are funny imagine your whole relationship is built on profile pictures with someone you're never gonna meet

[dire dawn]

not if i doxx them and travel to their house

[glass shell]

reminds me im gonna meet one of my online friends in a few weeks

[fallow pawn]

never gonna meet? i mean I can name one that I know of where they've met and do live with each other

[spring trellis]

i've seen edaters meet

[glass shell]

im excited

[strong girder]

90% of online relationships are also a weirdo grooming a bum who can't tell left from right

[deep token]

same

[sly spear]

Left is the one on the left you idiot

[spring trellis]

i'd gladly meet the person i dated because we're still very close friends

[glass shell]

shuuuuut up

[deep token]

those bitches gay as fuck

[fallow pawn]

yeah lmaooo

[strong girder]

@spring trellis @fallow pawn your 1% relationships that worked won't change it

[spring trellis]

what lol

[strong girder]

Only a few of them meet

[spring trellis]

mhm

[jolly temple]

older console and far in any side

[glass shell]

"ough,,, i never got in a relationship so all relationships bad!!!"

[sly spear]

I feel like you got rejected while edating at some point and you're still salty

[glass shell]

"love sucks!!!!!"

[fallow pawn]

this but unironically

[glass shell]

like oh my god shut up

[strong girder]

I live with my gf but ok

Why are you mad lol

[deep token]

@fallow pawn can u take a look at ios 18 tinted/dark icons

[fringe plaza]

ok

[strong girder]

You can anything these days and there will be someone getting mad from it

[spring trellis]

it wasn't even a relationship we never called each other boyfriends

[fallow pawn]

"never gonna meet"

meets up anyway
just beat the odds

[spring trellis]

i mean you are the one who complained about two people loving each other online

[fallow pawn]

just ignore them lol all they do is throw shit to get people mad

[deep token]

id love to be able to make my own

[glass shell]

"these days"

[strong girder]

Edating is corny and if you do it you are cooked

Verdict

[glass shell]

Im no expert but I doubt you're 60

[strong girder]

19

[fringe plaza]

50*

[fringe plaza]

[strong girder]

If I was 60 I'd be with my grandkids teaching them football rn

[glass shell]

then don't say "these days" you were born "these days"

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[strong girder]

19 years ago isn't these days

It's okay to grow old

[fallow pawn]

why

[glass shell]

whatever dude

[fringe plaza]

who let u speak fax fr

[strong girder]

The world today is better and more diverse and accepting than what it was 19 years ago

[glass shell]

that's not what you were saying 10 minutes ago but i don't really care

moving on

[spring trellis]

my food lesson was so funny the other day

for like 40 minutes my class was trying to find the teacher's DJ name 😭 😭

[strong girder]

Glad you knew better

^_^

[deep token]

idk

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-my-deer-friend-nokotan-why-are-humans-not-deer-noko-shikanoko-nokotan-gif-3877332641370140397

[glass shell]

no I meant like

[dire dawn]

yeah the pic is totally gonna make someone do it

[glass shell]

this interaction in general

[sly spear]

That's what i thought it meant

[glass shell]

and I didn't idealize suicide

[fallow pawn]

the tinted icons are ugly

[glass shell]

what the fuck are you on about

it's a picture of reimu from touhou

[sly spear]

WAIT BEFORE ANYONE GOES FORWARD LET ME SEND THE GIF

[strong girder]

I just everyone to be friends...@glass shell @twin crag @twin crag @sly spear

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1259955832796352613/caption.gif

[strong girder]

Want*

[sly spear]

ok continue

[fringe plaza]

is this some sad moment or smth?

[glass shell]

ok

[fallow pawn]

@deep token dark icons so good..

[glass shell]

cool i guess

[dire dawn]

encord

[fringe plaza]

ncord

[left kraken]

I love xenoblade chronicles 2

[deep token]

no theyre not

[glass shell]

j... jailbroken...?

[deep token]

yop

[spring trellis]

i'm gonna get a mug printed with the logo of my favourite bus company on it

[strong girder]

You use the black discord icon too

It's gotta be the best one

[fallow pawn]

yea they are

[left kraken]

It's named android

[jolly temple]

except complain about an insult

[glass shell]

oh i didn't see the status bar

my bad

[left kraken]

:3

[spring trellis]

this is too expensive (AU$30) so i'll just get it printed at a store myself

[fallow pawn]

any jailbreakers in chat can confirm I am one

[deep token]

@left kraken meow

[deep token]

yes

[left kraken]

Mrrp nya

[deep token]

you're the head jailbreaker

[glass shell]

since I saw a screenshot of the IOS homescreen like 2 seconds earlier I thought it was the same person sending it

I miss jailbreakinf,,,,

[spring trellis]

they are my favourite because they defrauded the bank of $44 million

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/47fvFHldOVOexdORE9pkC4?si=p9lf7b-WSKCJKsna-fECig

[left kraken]

THE TRACKING NUMBER IS STILL INVALID AAAAAAAAAAA

[fallow pawn]

I miss my setups but dont miss my awful battery life

[signal junco]

yep

[fallow pawn]

[glass shell]

RELATABLE!!!

[fallow pawn]

ios 18 is enough for me

[deep token]

https://music.apple.com/cz/album/manimani/1619948082?i=1619948087

[glass shell]

ios 18 beta 2 drained your battery more than any tweaks ever could

I swear this was the worst beta i ever experienced

[fallow pawn]

Idk this ones been pretty fine

[glass shell]

yeah beta 4 seems to be alright

[fallow pawn]

actuallt no not really sometimes I get heavy lag spikes

iphone 11 shouldnt be struggling so much

[glass shell]

i just have a bad habit of staying on early betas out of laziness

[deep token]

beta 4 is soooooo smooth

[fallow pawn]

qhat beta is this

[deep token]

2 i think

[fallow pawn]

i ignore so many updates

[left kraken]

Get a samsung

[fallow pawn]

scamsung

[left kraken]

Fr

[glass shell]

i stayed on the 17 beta for so long and didn't update to the actual release until 18 beta 1 came out so i get you

[sly spear]

What do y'all think about nothing

[left kraken]

Very good

[dire dawn]

i dont think

[sly spear]

I'm thinking of buying one

[fallow pawn]

peace and quiet

[glass shell]

still waiting for the sequel

[fallow pawn]

oh the phone brand

not actually nothing

[glass shell]

nothing's cool but we need nothing 2

[sly spear]

BRUH

[glass shell]

oh the

the phone brand

[neat nacelle]

Lizard with SU-27

[left kraken]

Mythra xenoblade

[winged rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/1022189106614243350/89b232a046da37edabf383046ea49ada.png?size=512

[fallow pawn]

sauce

[glass shell]

miku hatsune

[deep token]

@fallow pawn oh my god

i dont have to mess with tinted icons

it just works

[left kraken]

Pyra xenoblade

[fallow pawn]

tinted icons are so ugly i wish apple gave us snowboard

[fallow pawn]

thank u lily u always have everything

[left kraken]

Im matching with my gf

[fallow pawn]

[fallow pawn]

🔥 we need a proper theme engine so we can make icon packs !!!!!

[limpid canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/645738078920507395/997774365552807966/IMG_4934.gif

[left kraken]

Guess i cant get in here

[deep token]

yop

[fallow pawn]

yea

just thought rn

[limpid canyon]

Dont let it do that to you

Thats why I got rid of mine

[limpid canyon]

Or I didnt have it in the first place Im hoonestly nnot sure anymore

[dire dawn]

i don't think, therefore i am not

[deep token]

@fallow pawn i need to reboot but im scared

[fallow pawn]

why

[jolly temple]

saw them football rn bruh

[limpid canyon]

Cat 👍

[glass shell]

what if i pulled up in this

[deep token]

i dont even know

[fallow pawn]

u know the key combo to force reboot go do it

[deep token]

oh ik why

my cc layout

i got a ton

[fallow pawn]

THE CC IS SO BLOATED NOW

[deep token]

no its not

[fallow pawn]

so joeverr

[deep token]

its very functional

[fallow pawn]

It can be functional while also look overwhelming

[deep token]

idk i like mine

[deep token]

HOLY SHIT

THEY FIXED THE LABEL

FINALLY

[fallow pawn]

??

[glass shell]

what is wrong with you

[deep token]

it used to not be localized

lmao

[left kraken]

Mrrp nyaa

[deep token]

nothing im just lazy

[fallow pawn]

I cleaned mine just now

so clran

clean

[fallow pawn]

now they need to remove the useless toggles at the top

[real rose]

eye track is cool tho

[deep token]

i forgot about it

[deep token]

broken as shit

WHAT

WHERE IS THE BLUR

[fallow pawn]

this was peak cc'ing

I miss akara

[deep token]

didnt feel stock enough for me

[glass shell]

my dog heard me

now she's whining downstairs

she doesn't like the deer song

[fallow pawn]

it was so lovely

😭

[deep token]

it looks hot but

it didn't slide right

as with most cc tweaks

[fallow pawn]

I agree but u dont notice it much

[deep token]

i notice it a lot

so

[fallow pawn]

u just open it and it works

[deep token]

i couldnt use it

[dire dawn]

automod bypass!!!!!! give this user brain rot role immediately!!11

[spring trellis]

blocked

[spring trellis]

my friend at school caught the brainrot virus

he says those terms constantly now

[deep token]

i caught the woke mind virus

[jolly temple]

:tf:

[signal junco]

:tf:

[spring trellis]

i love akkoma

[signal junco]

Is Kevin the only bot that says random things

[deep token]

kevin is a dumbass

[deep token]

mlem

[signal junco]

we know

[drowsy cypress]

:tf2:

[signal junco]

tower fence

[drowsy cypress]

must be a tall fence for it to be a tower

[icy grail]

cat

[fallow pawn]

@deep token they movrd settings around im ablutnto lose it

[deep token]

yea

they made settings swiftui

[signal junco]

Bread

[fallow pawn]

not the entirety, thankfully

[deep token]

ya

[fallow pawn]

well it's technically all uikit since swiftui is just a wrapper..

but dear lord they dont need to use swiftui for this simple of an app

[signal junco]

[deep token]

fr 😭

[fallow pawn]

it worked already

[deep token]

ig the help title needs it

[fallow pawn]

i think they just want everyone in apple to switch to swiftui as soon as possible

[deep token]

i need to reboot

[fallow pawn]

naaaah that can be done with uikit but swiftui can make that 400% easier

settings is a weird hybrid

[deep token]

@fallow pawn explain

battery settings has dark twitter icon

homescreen has default

????

[fallow pawn]

wdym

i mean I guess it could be due to caching

[spring trellis]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

trying to update the icons system wide immediately would be kinda hard

[deep token]

but i rebooted

[spring trellis]

trying to compress this

[deep token]

even reapplying the dark mode didnt work

[burnt maple]

Waiting for apple to add transparency to widgets

[fallow pawn]

theyve had those for their own

[deep token]

bruh i rebooted and now it's laggy

[fallow pawn]

[fallow pawn]

avg 18 experience..

[deep token]

they fixed the cc !!!!

no longer resets after rebooting

[fallow pawn]

overload

[deep token]

ya

[fallow pawn]

so much going on my brain couldnt do it

[deep token]

the bottom 4 are airpods noise modes

i just used shortcuts to do those

[left kraken]

Me when the delivery company loses my estrogen (i'm crying alone in my room rn)

HAIIII

[deep token]

thinking of combining them into one

yes

ill show

[jolly temple]

stop them all into office to breathe

[deep token]

get one lmao

return it :3

after using an apple watch i cant use anything else

they are the best

i really want a pixel tho to have a good android phone

yeah they're nice

[fallow pawn]

??

[spring trellis]

these strip lights are so hot

i had a 7 colour strobe light going

[fallow pawn]

most functional cc

[spring trellis]

before my sister complained LMAO

[fallow pawn]

are the lights in ur room

[sudden sun]

fr

[spring trellis]

yeah but the door's open

[deep token]

LOL

update

[fallow pawn]

later

[sudden sun]

@deep token gm oomf

[fallow pawn]

[sudden sun]

hii oomf

sowwy im just working at tnhe same time

[deep token]

hiiiiiiiii

[deep token]

same

[sudden sun]

fr

[quiet marsh]

Me and Michael

[spring trellis]

@deep token tail

[sleek stirrup]

I see 3 of them

I no longer see 3 of them

[fallow pawn]

@deep token you love when I play jenga with my cc modules

[feral fog]

im not an alien

[fallow pawn]

why u talking in aliens only then...

[deep token]

omggggg so fluffyy

[deep token]

jeng

[sly spear]

Fat bear superior and i'll say it again

[jaunty trellis]

nuh uh

[deep token]

ur a hater

a fat hater

[sly spear]

L + ratio

[open pasture]

bear

[visual raven]

Djungelskog

[left kraken]

meow

[signal junco]

meow

[left kraken]

mrrp

[signal junco]

Pee

[left kraken]

what

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[left kraken]

nyaaa

omg how can i have gay girls role

[jaunty trellis]

bribe vee

oh wait you alr did

go dm vee and ask for it as your donor role perk

[left kraken]

THATS A DONOR ROLE PERK??

[jolly temple]

running for individuals

[left kraken]

maybe i should donate again

its been a long time since i havent donated and i dont even know if im supposed to still have my donor badge rn lol

[jaunty trellis]

you keep your perks even if you stop donating monthly

[left kraken]

o

[signal junco]

Bread

[left kraken]

welp doesnt matter

im still donating

[jaunty trellis]

lol

[warped fossil]

[sudden sun]

weird car

[somber leaf]

Is this a tour or is it your job?

[spring trellis]

i know a couple rail industry workers

driving pays extremely well here

[warped fossil]

Neither, we’re waiting for the train to leave and I asked if I could take a picture

[spring trellis]

lol

me with bus drivers

except they offer to let me sit in the driver's seat and take my camera to get a photo

[warped fossil]

Essentially what happened here

[spring trellis]

sees me taking a photo of the bus
"HOW'S THA PHOTO?"

"yeah not bad"
"I RECKON WE NEED TO GET A PHOTO OF YOU IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT"

[topaz oxide]

`

i love spying on this server

[fierce sorrel]

so silly

[shrewd marsh]

choo choo

which class is that

[limpid canyon]

Someone is going to fucking die

I've been banging my head against the wall with this for fucking weeks at this point

[shrewd marsh]

ihh python

[limpid canyon]

I dont really even care about python I just want a plugin to work

[topaz oxide]

try this step-by-step tutorial

1. give up
2. give up

[limpid canyon]

Sunk cost fallacy is way too strong at this point

I just want to have snippets for writing latex easier

The only "solutions" I've found dont work with arch

[drowsy cypress]

I’m gonna sink my teeth into some za with anchovies

Anyone want some?

[uncut elk]

anyone know a sound cloud ad blocker

[drowsy cypress]

Ublock orgin

It’s probably better on Firefox though

Idk about chrome

[waxen sapphire]

wsp

[drowsy cypress]

Wasp

[waxen sapphire]

wso bro hru

[drowsy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/wasps-gif-11844623

Stinging shit

[waxen sapphire]

noice

is the server always like this?

[drowsy cypress]

Most of the time it’s active

[spring trellis]

https://fedi.computernewb.com/@vncresolver/112850555296536651 lmao

[jolly nexus]

VNC Resolver ([e-mail])

IP Address: 185.222.154.156
Port: 5900
Location: Moscow 🇷🇺
ASN: AS196695 NetOne Rus JSC
Client Name: QEMU (IMC_CentOS)
Hostname: 185-222-154-156.in-addr.netone.ru
ComputerNewb ID: 6146864
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse/#id/6146864

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[spring trellis]

someone got unlucky

[lapis lava]

I once saw an active root shell on a randomvnc

[jolly temple]

only bot library

[lapis lava]

and a home assistant cli

and one guy downloading P

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple hes so cooked

[open pasture]

uh

fire in the freaking hole

[burnt maple]

waaaw

[real rose]

Guys? Does the decor from this show on enmity?

[lapis lava]

if users have the plugin