🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[rare trout]

im gonna violently explode

[atomic magnet]

how big is your nuclear reactor

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate the storm has arrived

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow im calling you julie now

should change your name to juullöckchen

[visual viper]

Mine is a thermonuclear reactor, meewlo's nuclear one is big, very big

[knotty sluice]

2

[visual viper]

Poo teen loves it

[pine zephyr]

actually false

no one cares about me

[visual viper]

Believe me ur government cares

They take ur money, if u dont exist how they take it

[pine zephyr]

lmfao

[visual viper]

Your government needs you!!

[pine zephyr]

my goverment wouldnt give 2 fucks about me lmao

[visual viper]

But money…

They love money…

And im sure u pay taxes

[pine zephyr]

we dont

[visual viper]

[pine zephyr]

puertorico best place

[visual viper]

Waterhel

[atomic magnet]

who the hell is teen

[harsh minnow]

yuleglöckchen

[pine zephyr]

bvatman

[crude fern]

but juul is hip with the kids

[lapis lava]

türkglöckchen 🇹🇷

[visual viper]

If i tell you… bad things may happen

[rare trout]

upgraded and restarted try now

if it doesnt work give me more logs bitch

[visual viper]

Write melo using that language

Epic embed failure

[mortal rose]

i use arch btw

[pine zephyr]

i dont think it exist

[rare trout]

bruh

if something fucked up its ur card on file

[pine zephyr]

[atomic magnet]

so cool

[pine zephyr]

ima nuke myself

[rare trout]

were you messing with it

why is public url access disabled

[lapis lava]

is it just me or is <@&1027588345641050183> the rarest role on server

[pine zephyr]

havent touch a single thing

[visual viper]

Ill let u borrow some nuclear silly stuff from my reactor

[pine zephyr]

havent touch anything the entire summer

[rare trout]

https://gb.obamabot.me/0001895ef23b9f2d61ff1a5c9cf2b9bb43a639d9.png

[rare trout]

what the fuck is wrong with this shit https://gb.obamabot.me/0001895ef23b9f2d61ff1a5c9cf2b9bb43a639d9.png

[pine zephyr]

i love the A340

[atomic magnet]

airbussy

[rare trout]

https://gb.obamabot.me/02ada1adaba70f0c5af0682c82424fb35d432c08.gif

[rare trout]

give me the link

where is that in the database

is that my profile?

[pine zephyr]

yes

lol

[rare trout]

bruh?

[pine zephyr]

unless is on my end

ur 2 badges dont exist for me lol

is been like that for a while now

is been more than 3 weeks

[rare trout]

okay the bottom 2 are just fucking gone

[pine zephyr]

beautiful

[rare trout]

concerning

have you seen this anywhere else

[jolly temple]

😡😡

[pine zephyr]

not really

[rare trout]

ok idrc then

i will re-upload mine

and hope the database isn't going critical

[paper gate]

wrong

[rare trout]

@pine zephyr reload client and check my badges

or i will nuke you from orbit

[daring cloud]

oh I don't have the badges thing on

[atomic magnet]

complete 100% obliviousness

[lapis lava]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use

[atomic magnet]

that's crazy

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i saw lightning

its here

[coral glen]

Gn gaycorders

[rare trout]

balls

[pine zephyr]

interesting

[paper gate]

@pine zephyr i will explode you

[rare trout]

@pine zephyr im going to kill you

[signal junco]

@pine zephyr I'm going to maul you

[coral glen]

Wha

[rare trout]

cursed shit https://www.amazon.com/Interposer-Interface-Replacement-Precision-Daughter/dp/B0CVQLFNGF

[candid axle]

where are you folks getting these biden memes

[rare trout]

bruh can i not get 64gb of sodimm

[crude fern]

i heard this THROUGH codes mic

[rare trout]

sob

[pine zephyr]

shark girl uwu

[signal rose]

divine ruler - 9

[candid axle]

my DMs are open to all pro-biden kamala memes

[somber leaf]

Weird flex but okay

[somber leaf]

Idk who people like gura. I never really did

[somber leaf]

He’s just stockpiling for the long winter months.

[limpid canyon]

Bro thinks hes a bear

[somber leaf]

YO I rode this shit like 3 days ago

[mortal rose]

i just spent like 8 hours installing arch

[pine zephyr]

shark

sharks are like the coolest thing ever

[paper gate]

soup time

[vapid adder]

hi vencord

[limpid canyon]

I managed to fix my sleep schedule by just simply going to bed. Woke up at 7pm yesterday and I just went to bed at around midnight and somehow fell asleep. Woke up at 5am, so ig thats now fixed lol

[winter girder]

@paper gate where my hug out!!

[sharp sinew]

mweow

[winter girder]

at

[paper gate]

hug

[sharp sinew]

what a horrible time to misread a thing..

[river thunder]

@sly spear, <t:1721528896:R>: check jellyfin feature request

[winter girder]

no

dont

whoever replies first gets nitro

[fallow drum]

no

[indigo elk]

no

[crude fern]

what????

[sharp sinew]

uh...................... dont ask?

[indigo elk]

what did you

misread that as

gore?

idk

[crude fern]

dms?

im curious.

[jolly temple]

we love arguing

[bold adder]

boarexplode

[indigo elk]

tell me to

[crude fern]

LITERALLY GENERAL

[indigo elk]

so true..

[winter girder]

?

[fallow drum]

no

[cursive hornet]

PLEASE

[indigo elk]

nitro is overrated

[winter girder]

im confused

[winter girder]

awesome

[indigo elk]

awesome

[sharp sinew]

no thats @sand citrus

[sharp sinew]

the curse of knowing things is that you know them

[indigo elk]

i am taking your vennie perms if you don't tell wisean

man

wiseman

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cat-cute-kitties-gif-3430027

[indigo elk]

i am gonna literally meow

[somber leaf]

What did you misread

[winter girder]

cat soup

[half copper]

is there a way to get a server template for a server you don't own with any plugin?

[shrewd marsh]

why

[half copper]

just for the format of the server

sometimes it's just convenient to have a template instead of create from scratch

[shrewd marsh]

you can just copy paste the channel design if the server has one...

[half copper]

don't i need to be the owner to do that?

[shrewd marsh]

[shrewd marsh]

do that and you have the channel design

[keen junco]

you will be turned into soup

[shrewd marsh]

takes 3 seconds

[sharp sinew]

[digital nest]

is vendcord down

[half copper]

#moderator-only

[edgy ermine]

nah

[edgy ermine]

what

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hey girl

[half copper]

LOL

[paper gate]

rosinga

[edgy ermine]

???

[half copper]

i tried to copy teeno

[edgy ermine]

???

[shrewd marsh]

...

[shrewd marsh]

bro tries to copy a server

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[pine zephyr]

cant believe this is a samsung ad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063184323467034676/1265502453881896993/1815642379191472606.mp4?ex=66a1be80&is=66a06d00&hm=d9fe4251999edc9ba57830ea0474a5e16fe2ae99e7f92725ccf150419fc54ab8&

[sharp sinew]

killig myself now. why this is an ad???

[fallow pawn]

to appeal to tiktokers

[winter girder]

chat

wtf

[fallow pawn]

wow not even old enough to drive with supervision and already in debt it’s joever

[keen junco]

i took some of your money hope you don't mind

:3

[indigo elk]

wiseman is going to hang wiseman

[winter girder]

im actually about to fucking cry

😭

[indigo elk]

how do you go in debt

[raven pollen]

venniehug~1

[fickle cosmos]

I finally got fucking history working 🔥

[indigo elk]

i actually dont know how going in debt works

do you like take a loan

[shrewd marsh]

its just 13 bucks

[indigo elk]

hwo do you get negative mone

y

[fallow pawn]

WAS THAT TOO MEAN IM SORRY

[winter girder]

chat will paypal come after me for 14 dollars

[fallow pawn]

idk maybe

[shrewd marsh]

yes

[copper turtle]

meow

[shrewd marsh]

they will

they even did for 0,63 USD

[fallow drum]

are you based in the us

[indigo elk]

that's not

[copper turtle]

I love my samsung SM-N950F .

[indigo elk]

what i googled

[winter girder]

yes.

[split depot]

hip with the kids

[winter girder]

yes.

[copper turtle]

Yes

[fickle cosmos]

For example:

Say you take buy something for 15$ and your bank has 14$, sometimes banks will let you have it but then your balance is now -1$

[fallow drum]

how old are you

[winter girder]

14

😭

[jolly temple]

taking long at 7pm yesterday and by the install gentoo so laggy

[fallow drum]

you aren't legally allowed to have a paypal account lol

[indigo elk]

ah i see

[winter girder]

shhhh

[indigo elk]

wtf

[fallow drum]

so is it under somebody else's identity

[winter girder]

yes

[indigo elk]

you are younger than wiseman

[shrewd marsh]

Question
who doesnt has a paypal acc before being 18

[winter girder]

no

they dont ask for Id

[winter girder]

ID

chat.. shhh

[fickle cosmos]

I'm older than you 🔥

[indigo elk]

i dont

[fallow drum]

i hihgly suggest to stop using paypal for any transactions lol

because paypal will shut down your account and need id soon

[spice abyss]

i thought you were 15 or 16 💀

[fallow drum]

that is how paypal works

[shrewd marsh]

rip

[fallow drum]

they will freeze your account eventually and make you prove who you are

yeah

[paper gate]

@fallow drum Rosinga

[indigo elk]

i keep forgetting i am 17 now :Deadge:

[dry owl]

Bro vencord is like the meme: Be able to transform into anything/ but everybody knows its you

[raven pollen]

when you only have a debit card

[indigo elk]

??

wat

vencord is just a gay logger

uninstall before it's too late

or you will become

trans

[raven pollen]

how

[indigo elk]

based

[fallow drum]

huh?...

paypal is for when you don't have a debit card lmao

paypal does everything a debit card does but online

but just worse

[limpid canyon]

I mean its easier to use paypal than to input your card details every time

[winter girder]

i meannnnnnnn

[lapis lava]

i just put details in bitwarden

[indigo elk]

can't vote koda as president

[raven pollen]

I don't use my debit card for anything in person so it's useless anywhere outside of steam

[indigo elk]

they are 14

[winter girder]

its not myy fault paypal completed the transaction without verifying i had enough money

[fallow drum]

yes but they close down your account lmao

[winter girder]

soooo

[indigo elk]

😔

[fallow drum]

like my account is currently frozen

[lapis lava]

only use for paypal is converting visa gift cards into real money

[fallow drum]

they want me to spend days identifying myself

[limpid canyon]

I've never had any issues with it lol

Tho I very rarely use it

[fallow drum]

they closed mine because somebody recently opened an account with the same name as mine

[raven pollen]

only time I'm able to use my card half the time

[fallow drum]

it is kinda funny

somebody has my name so they close my account

[lapis lava]

insane

[winter girder]

chat

im scared

[limpid canyon]

I have my spotify pay through it but apart from that I only use it whenever Im buying stuff online outside of finland

[winter girder]

😭

[fallow drum]

they want me to verify my name

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[indigo elk]

ask your dad for 15$ for no reason

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1247422390103707648/shigger-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[pine zephyr]

chat how do u drink water

[jolly temple]

small to text, call and for any nefarious purposes, he can't vote koda as well it rn but every single monitor

[indigo elk]

you need to meow

[pine zephyr]

meow

[indigo elk]

ok you can drink wate rnow

[limpid canyon]

?? why would that evenn constitute closing an account?

[raven pollen]

milk > water

[spice abyss]

chat how do you chat on discord i dont know how

[fallow drum]

idk but that is the reason it gives me

[pine zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-girl-gif-2905325976641914654

[paper gate]

@pine zephyr

[fallow drum]

it's waht paypal does lmao

[limpid canyon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallow drum]

using it to store money is horrible

[indigo elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-torako-koshi-deer-my-deer-friend-nokotan-nokotan-gif-719912410608699214

[fallow drum]

but otherwise it's okay

[limpid canyon]

Ohh I'd never put any money in it

[fallow drum]

yeah

[limpid canyon]

It takes everything from my bank account and sends everything there

I always have 0 as my paypal balance

[pine zephyr]

ok chat

how do u leep

[raven pollen]

what

[pine zephyr]

should i download BA?

[raven pollen]

ferrisWut

[pine zephyr]

ive heard alot about it

[winter girder]

cash app is better

trust

[pine zephyr]

blue archive

[raven pollen]

purple archive

[pine zephyr]

wait wdym

is the game bad?

[limpid canyon]

What the fuck is blue archive

[raven pollen]

an archive
but blue

[pine zephyr]

some random game i hear on twiter

[limpid canyon]

Then its prob bad

[fallow pawn]

7zip alternative

[little sun]

hi

[pine zephyr]

no way

[shrewd marsh]

genshin impact when

[winter girder]

chat how would i make a better verification system then steam's

[little sun]

?

[pine zephyr]

u should try elden ring then

[little sun]

lol

[limpid canyon]

Wouldnt recommend

[raven pollen]

extra a

[vapid adder]

imma learn c++

[pine zephyr]

why did steam add like 14k demo games

[vapid adder]

what do i make in c++

help

[raven pollen]

runway
walkway
jogway

sprintway

[pine zephyr]

meow

[pine zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-girl-gif-2905325976641914654

[raven pollen]

:3

[shrewd marsh]

yeah train sim world is better 💀

[limpid canyon]

Then you can be a real c++ dev and say "Not a fan of c++ but c is pretty good"

[winter girder]

I'm saying for game license verification

[raven pollen]

c+++++++

[limpid canyon]

And I agree

[vapid adder]

what do i make

[raven pollen]

Holy C

[limpid canyon]

c++ looks fucking horrid

[vapid adder]

no

[winter girder]

Chat I need a name for a steam clone

[limpid canyon]

idk write your own kernel or something

[vapid adder]

that's hard

[shrewd marsh]

diesel

[winter girder]

🔥

[limpid canyon]

Sounds like a you problem

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[vapid adder]

blocked

[pine zephyr]

steamy

[harsh minnow]

Dampf

[limpid canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/697995591921172532.gif?@everyone

[winter girder]

What's that supposed to mean

[limpid canyon]

Dampf

[shrewd marsh]

steam but german

[harsh minnow]

lc.translate

[winter girder]

Oh

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇩🇪 German ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

steam

Google Translator • labsCore

[harsh minnow]

meow

[winter girder]

Lmao

[vapid adder]

lc.translate

[night blaze]

No text supplied.

[harsh minnow]

#🇱🇺-deutsch-german message

[vapid adder]

lc.translate vencord

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇺🇸 English ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

vencord

Google Translator • labsCore

[harsh minnow]

PROUD TO BE GERMAN 🏳️‍🌈

[placid cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1262055584832688181/lS3iA5z.png?ex=66a1ba9b&is=66a0691b&hm=f3f24c4663f09a18c97075203f81ea2626b1526a96e5ae608f5eb88d2cdcf264&

[fallow pawn]

[lapis lava]

buhar

[shrewd marsh]

yeah i am because i can

[limpid canyon]

I've been actually trying to relearn C with the intention of writing an integral calculator from scratch but I've been majorly slacking off

[dusky forge]

[limpid canyon]

Spent like a year not coding so I just completely forgot everything

[limpid canyon]

Its good that you dont let your sexuality get in the way of your happiness

[winter girder]

Chat I have no motivation to code anything but I want to

[harsh minnow]

yop

https://t.me/vencord_gambling

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

gambling group

join

and gamble with us

[shrewd marsh]

there is this thing called... chat gpt?

[winter girder]

Husk

[limpid canyon]

Me when Im a "prompt engineer"

[fallow pawn]

[shrewd marsh]

best 20 bucks i spend

frfrfr

[open pasture]

animated pfps are possible as a plugin
you would need a host for the profile pictures, but shit like decor already exists

[fallow pawn]

why did you pay

[shrewd marsh]

20 bucks

[open pasture]

and also usrbg

[fallow pawn]

isn’t it free

[shrewd marsh]

i got that premium thing

[harsh minnow]

that's cool but why say that out of nowhere 😭

[fallow pawn]

it’s so over for u

[harsh minnow]

wrong reply..

[shrewd marsh]

gpt 4 dalle etc

[fallow pawn]

sorry miss I won’t do it again

[harsh minnow]

yeah u better not do it again

[fallow pawn]

🥺

[pine zephyr]

praise firefly

[open pasture]

did you mean me
because i dont see anywhere else for that reply to go

[pine zephyr]

they meant me

[shrewd marsh]

ok i think this game is trolling me

[lapis lava]

wrong image

[harsh minnow]

yes

[open pasture]

because
A. i can
B. is plugin idea thing (very bad one)

[fallow pawn]

the plugin idea is not good imo

[harsh minnow]

^

animated pfp isn't very useful

[fallow pawn]

would need to constantly moderate pfps to avoid uh possibly very questionable content

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716339549961453579/1243754265487478825/caption.gif

[open pasture]

also maiglockchen go byebye

[fallow pawn]

and it’s super niche anyway

[harsh minnow]

u want me to go?

mean

[open pasture]

no you changed nickname

[harsh minnow]

juliglöckchen

[open pasture]

where is the bark emoji from

[stark herald]

july glock chan

[open pasture]

why does it haunt me

[fallow pawn]

bark bark bark

[harsh minnow]

[open pasture]

AHHHHHH

explod

what the hell is #1240831391298490419

[stark herald]

WHATS #1240831391298490419

[fallow pawn]

[vapid adder]

:o #1240831391298490419

[limpid canyon]

Pictures of balls clearly

[open pasture]

im scared of whatever could be in #1240831391298490419

[open pasture]

oh no

IT HAS GALLERY ON TOO

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-box-surprise-cats-gif-10064777

[stark herald]

images forum

😨

[lapis lava]

vee is balling the balls

[open pasture]

OH GOD

[lapis lava]

https://media.tenor.com/XYacbjp18jMAAAAM/minky-oh-the-misery.gif

[open pasture]

Vencord exposed!!1

[limpid canyon]

Vee's balls collection

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1251374269691203634/rumia-dance.gif

[limpid canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-admin-furry-stash-admin-furry-furry-discord-gif-22557705

[lapis lava]

tbh we did have staff-goon-cave once

until cta changed name to something more family friendly

[fallow pawn]

i wasn’t here to see that

[open pasture]

vee endorses gambling

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

posts like this are the reason why we need huskboard

[lapis lava]

https://media.tenor.com/QA-yxJJNUmsAAAAM/turkish-man-turkey.gif

[rain coral]

aliucord user i summon you to tell me

[open pasture]

vee went silent

[dusky forge]

[open pasture]

[rain coral]

guys should i ask meta ai

[fallow pawn]

vee more like bee

[open pasture]

dont ask meta ai

[placid cove]

Clearvision

[dusky forge]

[rain coral]

asking rn

[open pasture]

so many estrogen consumers in chat

[rain coral]

hey meta what is vencord vendor venchord

[rain coral]

i dont have estrogen nor much testoterone

i have forced my body to lower production

[open pasture]

Drugs

I love drugs

[harsh minnow]

🤫

[open pasture]

the great return of Vee

8 minutes later

[bold adder]

balls

[indigo elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253823226857918464/1254597513013628958/attachment.gif

[open pasture]

hmm

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

what happened to you septuple

[fallow pawn]

it’s joever

[rain coral]

WHAT

[indigo elk]

why is thee referring to me as my username

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-bangboo-eous-zzz-bangboo-gif-13206958052482952456

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-shark-girl-vibing-gif-9048704382666836535

[open pasture]

what else would i refer to you as?

[indigo elk]

i am usually referred by my nickname on this server

[vapid adder]

fr

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[bold adder]

why so many 😭

[open pasture]

ghost ping

[keen torrent]

how do i get a animated status

[open pasture]

@vapid adder

[signal rose]

👻

[open pasture]

You don't

[vapid adder]

blocked

[keen torrent]

you can w bd

[open pasture]

You ping me I ping you

[keen torrent]

but i like vencord better

[vapid adder]

i didn't ping you

bye bye

anyways

[keen torrent]

can i use both?

[rain coral]

no selfbots in the house

[harsh minnow]

Read the rules challenge

[signal rose]

impossible

my anxious ass could never not read server rules

[open pasture]

(100% fail)

minecraft server is much worse

[fallow pawn]

I don’t even know the rules I just have common sense

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[bold adder]

i f*ck around and find out

[open pasture]

i received 59 message requests from people asking me to join their minecraft servers

[harsh minnow]

yeah reading rules is usually not needed if you have normal human brain with common sense or basic ability to adapt to your environment

but i still skim them to see if there's anything out of the ordinary

[placid cove]

Lesgoooo

[fallow pawn]

I’m normal thankfully

[vapid adder]

i never read rules

[open pasture]

i read rules of this server

[vapid adder]

imagine reading a rule in 2024

[bronze nebula]

hi im bambik

[dawn iris]

I wonder what they consider

"open" "source"

[vapid adder]

hi bambik

[fallow pawn]

hello bambeek

[bronze nebula]

haiiiiii

[vapid adder]

bambik!!!!

[open pasture]

some servers are pure dumpster fire though
like i join a server, assume it has normal rules, and then i find out the hard way that "lmao" is banned

[vapid adder]

lmao should be banned

[dawn iris]

[open pasture]

no

it is normal human speak

[vapid adder]

actually

[dawn iris]

husk should be banned

and shiggy

upDoge~1

[limpid canyon]

I never read the rules, if they have some real weird shit there Im gonna leave eventually anyways

[vapid adder]

annoying someone else should be bannable

[open pasture]

oh but get this: their warning messages say "lmfao" when you swear

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-washing-machine-gif-3586929489433669235

[bold adder]

shiggy

[fallow pawn]

[rare trout]

mrrp

nya

mya

meow

prrrr

[open pasture]

this server is too :3

[jolly temple]

think it being jacked into white 😭 and stealing our money as well since 8am and notarized, apparently

[open pasture]

what

[signal junco]

yes kevin

[dawn iris]

open up

[rare trout]

oh

[atomic magnet]

robloks is the only place where 2fa is implemented correctly

i hate

[rare trout]

explain

[signal junco]

Does he use things people have already said?

[limpid canyon]

Yeah

[signal junco]

Oh

[atomic magnet]

it's requiring the 2fa to disable the 2fa

[rare trout]

strings together words based on what is most probable to come after another

[atomic magnet]

or check backup codes

or do anything

[signal junco]

Not very well

[rare trout]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain

[atomic magnet]

i am so losing my roblox acc

pensive wobble

[rare trout]

pobble

[atomic magnet]

they should make the f slur not a slur

[dawn iris]

forgor?

[atomic magnet]

that one

[shrewd marsh]

why is that one game trolling me

[rare trout]

cooked https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-olympic-committee-sues-logan-pauls-beverage-company-over-trademarks-2024-07-22/

[bold adder]

GG

[shrewd marsh]

prime sucks

[rain coral]

i wanted to do this first

so bad developed countries still develop

[rare trout]

never had it

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow brainrot role appeal when

[rare trout]

just think its funny getting sued by the us olympics team

[placid cove]

You wanted to leak Switzerland's gov code before they made it public?

[rare trout]

how did u get it

[rain coral]

no i wanted to get into government to do this change

[clever hollow]

how the heck do they still have clyde

[shrewd marsh]

magic

[rare trout]

source: https://www.zdnet.com/article/switzerland-now-requires-all-government-software-to-be-open-source/

[clever hollow]

@shadow owl

[rain coral]

why clyde still on top

[open pasture]

i do not like zdnet

[clever hollow]

why doesnt discord just ban everyone in this server since its against TOS

lol

[placid cove]

ZTnet when

[open pasture]

how the fuck is this business related

[rare trout]

https://www.bk.admin.ch/bk/en/home/digitale-transformation-ikt-lenkung/bundesarchitektur/open_source_software.html

[placid cove]

Is zt in this server

[open pasture]

they could

but like

[clever hollow]

lol

[rare trout]

they will

today

in 5 minutes

[open pasture]

they dont give a shit

[clever hollow]

lmao stop the cap

[clever hollow]

ah

[open pasture]

picoseconds*

[rare trout]

watch me

[rain coral]

@staff ban this guy and all the others too

[rare trout]

@shadow owl

this mf breakin da rules

[rain coral]

real discord staff replying in 6 minute

[open pasture]

discord could easily ban every client modification user

[open pasture]

shits easy to detect

[rare trout]

lightcord still announces itself as the lightcord client running on electron 8 in its useragent

[vapid adder]

baittttt

[open pasture]

lmao

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nets-nba-paul-pierce-gif-1451274719610649494

[cosmic otter]

does it explode when you do shit like join servers

[rare trout]

there are 2 servers i actively pester with my gayness

[harsh minnow]

yes

[rain coral]

does it explode when you send a friend request to @cosmic otter

[open pasture]

considering vee made elements like "vencord-themes" every vencord user could be banned instantly

[fallow pawn]

[cosmic otter]

you joined them from the lightcord client?

[rare trout]

no

but https://public.aspy.dev/Lightcord-master.7z

[harsh minnow]

why doesn't discord just ban 60.000 of their avid users, many of which are paying nitro subscribers

[cosmic otter]

discord only really cares about a few routes

[rare trout]

me on my way to dm myself

[fallow pawn]

https://media.tenor.com/oEpuZQBz4y0AAAAM/slooshy-time-slooshy-cat.gif

[rare trout]

(without x-super-props)

[jolly temple]

cross-platform software is taht nvidia ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[cosmic otter]

most importantly joining a server, sending a friend request, and sending the first message in a dm channel

[harsh minnow]

I will do all 3 of them with curl and no headers

[rare trout]

doit

no balls

[worthy zinc]

Vencord server is a secret honeypot 👻

[cosmic otter]

discord apparently doesn't care about gateway that much

you can do whatever there

[vapid adder]

why are client mods against tos.

[harsh minnow]

no slooshy

[rare trout]

liability

[vapid adder]

idk what dat means

[worthy zinc]

please gain a brain.

[cosmic otter]

when developing my implementation of the gateway i had a bug that caused it to reconnect to the gateway infinitely

account was fine

[vapid adder]

what do you want

[rare trout]

you should drop X-super-properties

[vapid adder]

if you think i'm bait so much why are you talking to me

leave me alone

[worthy zinc]

what

[cosmic otter]

irrelevant to gateway

[rare trout]

fair

[rain coral]

if they were then discord would have to give support to them too (?)

[copper turtle]

meow

[cosmic otter]

that information is sent in identify payload

and is required

[rare trout]

vencord will be officially supported within the next 67 hours

[rain coral]

also have to create rules on what you can do and can not

combat spam and abuse etc

[vapid adder]

ok!

[open pasture]

i deleted a message that messageloggers cannot see

[cosmic otter]

sufficiently large mods/clients can send custom user agent

[rain coral]

explode and prohibit

[worthy zinc]

okay this boutta be a real dumb question
what would be the difference between a Minecraft mod and a discord client mod in terms of liability.

[cosmic otter]

smaller should emulate a real clients user agent

[rare trout]

gonna set my user agent as "tos-breaking-app"

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167321726133207070/1229971762171871343/gifgit.gif

[cosmic otter]

would have to be standardized across the whole client

[harsh minnow]

I wouldn't

[cosmic otter]

not saying you have to or anything

[harsh minnow]

it is

[rare trout]

its in their sentry blacklist isnt it

[still marlin]

the eeper

[still marlin]

yes

[cosmic otter]

but you can if you got a large enough userbase

at least according to dolfies

[limpid canyon]

Who doesnt love drugs?

[cosmic otter]

the great leaving of vee

[worthy zinc]

there needs to be more cat picture channels

[open pasture]

not like it would make vencord more detectable

if document.getElementById("vencord-themes") {
  user.kill();
}

or something like that

[worthy zinc]

#😼-daily-funny-cat needs an hourly version

[cosmic otter]

is 3 not enough

[worthy zinc]

i need a discord server with more cats

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/lgtm-gif-23144023

[cosmic otter]

join the cats discord server then

[harsh minnow]

if (window.Vencord) {}

[worthy zinc]

i feel like if I just typed cats in the invite link it would show me a different type of cat that I in fact do not want to see

[open pasture]

wait thats a thing?!

[rare trout]

anti vencord coalition

[harsh minnow]

yes but user agent is used by anti spam

[worthy zinc]

let me check

[harsh minnow]

I wouldn't send unexpected values

[copper turtle]

if (window.Vencord) {
abuse api
}

[rare trout]

getbanned plugin when

[open pasture]

ohh

[harsh minnow]

a long time ago vesktop Linux/Mac users got captchas while joining servers cause the user agent contained Windows instead of the right OS

[rare trout]

vencor lor

[harsh minnow]

bad user agent is likely to trigger antispam

[worthy zinc]

i am happy to say it’s an actual cat discord server and not something absolutely heinous

[rare trout]

back in my day

[copper turtle]

yes

:3

i DID NOT MEAN SEMICOLON THREE

[jolly temple]

ofc

[open pasture]

you did

[copper turtle]

DIE KEVIN

SORRY

[harsh minnow]

(not a big deal, just an annoyance when you always have to solve a captcha before joining servers or adding a friend)

[worthy zinc]

i didn’t even see a semicolon

[open pasture]

we are all :3 on the inside

[cosmic otter]

vee loves that you can get captcha'd on literally any request

[open pasture]

oh wait thats semicolon nvm

[worthy zinc]

I’m 2 blind and tired rn to actually see a difference between : and ;

[copper turtle]

edited

[worthy zinc]

quickest edit ever

[copper turtle]

banana

[open pasture]

hold on let me try again

p

[harsh minnow]

;3

[copper turtle]

meow

[open pasture]

w

[copper turtle]

banana

[open pasture]

f

i hate my slow internet speed

[signal junco]

apple

[copper turtle]

banana

[worthy zinc]

wonder what server has the most boosts

[signal junco]

Apple

[open pasture]

thats actually interesting

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/dk8F89MNf9s

[worthy zinc]

like would it be the most popular server on discord or a server that’s just really awesome

or a botted server maybe

but are you sure

[limpid canyon]

No monkey 0/10

[worthy zinc]

seeing confident people in this server is a rare occurrence

[open pasture]

mid journey has like 683 boosts

[worthy zinc]

I can tell

[copper turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245166167601971332/1245166252696014888/spoon.gif

[limpid canyon]

Overconfidence is what you do on discord

Be confidently wrong and confidently annnoying

Thats what I do

[limpid canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-damage-gif-26047154

[worthy zinc]

yeah

like your opinion on cheese

[limpid canyon]

Gonna be honest I have no clue what it was

[worthy zinc]

man was just saying stuff

[worthy zinc]

what’s your actual opinion on cheese

[limpid canyon]

Do you think theres any thought in any of my messages?

[open pasture]

chedder cheese is best cheese

[limpid canyon]

Shits just muscle memory

[worthy zinc]

not really no

[open pasture]

american cheese tastes like fucking plastic

[worthy zinc]

provolone is better

[limpid canyon]

Its okay ig

[worthy zinc]

American cheese is just cheddar cheese with sad additives

That’s not what I replied 2!

What the fuck mobile discord!

[signal junco]

Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

[worthy zinc]

this one

[mortal rose]

[shrewd marsh]

sucks ikr

[worthy zinc]

your status is the second best status I’ve ever seen

[open pasture]

imagine having a phone

such skill issue

[mortal rose]

[worthy zinc]

my pc is a state away

[rain coral]

yellow cheese tastes like shid

[mortal rose]

why

[limpid canyon]

Wrong, its the best one

[open pasture]

its invis

[limpid canyon]

You just dont know it yet

[rain coral]

i hate cheese

[open pasture]

richard is invis

[jolly temple]

that's meant and check it scares me feel

[limpid canyon]

Im what

[worthy zinc]

nah the best one is my friend’s where it’s just “I make things that spontaneously combust.”

just the most blatant status ever

[open pasture]

your status
your status is invisible

you appear offline

[worthy zinc]

no i see it

[copper turtle]

Meow.

[open pasture]

hm

[limpid canyon]

????

[worthy zinc]

he is very much online on my screen

[bold adder]

bruh

[open pasture]

discord being gay as per usual

[mortal rose]

discord

[vapid adder]

so being gay is a bad thing?

[limpid canyon]

Discord is gay regardless of it works or not

[copper turtle]

richard is offline on my screen,,

[worthy zinc]

is it by chance 21:16 for you right now.

[bold adder]

yes

[copper turtle]

discord stupid i Think

[limpid canyon]

Bruh wtf

[worthy zinc]

yay i did the math right

[bold adder]

blehhh

[worthy zinc]

you’re online on mine

[bold adder]

offline on my machine

[worthy zinc]

I’m blaming the fact that mobile discord is just odd

And I am on mobile discord

[open pasture]

i opened a DM and it fixed?

[mortal rose]

could you call a phone a machine

[limpid canyon]

lmao

[open pasture]

wtf is discord doing

[limpid canyon]

Yes?

[mortal rose]

ïts fine ln mu machine

[open pasture]

i love rifles

[mortal rose]

awesome

[worthy zinc]

anything that can autonomously move is a machine in my eyes

[limpid canyon]

🇺🇸 🦅

[worthy zinc]

or anything with moving parts

[open pasture]

nah i am 🇨🇦

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow what’s feather in German

[shrewd marsh]

germany best.

[mortal rose]

i havebmov8jg parts

[shrewd marsh]

Feder

[worthy zinc]

Gambling

[open pasture]

[limpid canyon]

No you've been americanized Im sorry its permanent

[fallow pawn]

feder

[worthy zinc]

i miss Germany

[open pasture]

we Canadians use guns for hunting
not war

[worthy zinc]

I wouldn’t say that

[limpid canyon]

Americans use guns for literally everything

Mfs be opening beers and shit with them

[bold adder]

🔥

love my gun

[open pasture]

I went to america once
I didnt see a singular gun

[sharp sinew]

every time i see an artist posting something someone commissioned and its phrased as "Headshot for @ random person idk" i half expect it to be a drawing of someone missing their head due to rapid-lead-degeneration-disease

[worthy zinc]

People who say Canadians don’t use guns do NOT know the past of Canada

[mortal rose]

yes bc yheyr so advanced that gund are invidble

[harsh minnow]

I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING SILLY DEER ANIME NOT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES

[limpid canyon]

I went to australia and didnt see a spider

Sometimes you have good luck

[bold adder]

episode 1 🙏

[open pasture]

oh thank god

[sharp sinew]

wait they have deutsch subtitles?? crazy

[open pasture]

i honestly did think i was going to get shot the entire time i was there though

[harsh minnow]

they have a lot of languages

[worthy zinc]

what is the person to the left doing

[bold adder]

hanging by the horns

[open pasture]

hanging

[bold adder]

on the power lines

[worthy zinc]

i didn’t even see the horns

[limpid canyon]

One of the reasons my gf doesnt want to visit the us with me lol

[sharp sinew]

still gonna watch with EN subtitles because afaik those come out first

[worthy zinc]

i thought that was pure magic

[sharp sinew]

THATS ME!

[limpid canyon]

They think that they'll get shot immediatelyy after landing

[worthy zinc]

how to not get shot in America, by me.
mind your business

^ and also pray sometimes

that works too i guess

[winter needle]

can confirm i think i will get shot every time i step into a high school

[worthy zinc]

sometimes you just gotta hope

[bold adder]

just dont go to the hood or the south

[open pasture]

that is extremely dark

[worthy zinc]

^ can confirm i will get shot every time i enter a school zone

[sharp sinew]

this is misinformation its a 1 GW reactor and theres no Saddam Hussein inside, instead we have walt disney and his immortality machine

[bold adder]

taxes is a dangerous place

[worthy zinc]

not i think

i will

[harsh minnow]

are they gonna upload the entire show to YouTube??? surely not right

[jolly temple]

cinnamon 6.0.4 .mmm.mmmm:--------------:mmmm.mmm. wm: wayfire cccccc:0mmkxdd:;mmmkddc.;cccccccccccc; theme: adwaita [gtk2] ccccc;mmo;ccccc;mmw.;ccccccccccccccc; terminal: alacritty ccccc;0mnc.ccc.xmmd:ccccccccccccccc; cpu: intel i5-10500 (12) @ random ass

[worthy zinc]

don’t fix this

[limpid canyon]

What the fuck kevin

[winter needle]

i am joking but there is a gun range less than a mile from my previous high school

sooo

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/mufLaKGQnaw

it's so silly..

[sharp sinew]

pretty sure they are in fact, uploading the entire show to youtube, albeit later than the original air dates

[bold adder]

shikanoko tokotoko

[winter needle]

i could hear rounds being fired while doing algebra

trolldayruined~1

[worthy zinc]

my previous school was placed right next to a gas station and a police station

truly an amazing combo

[sharp sinew]

hey @harsh minnow i have a question
when messages get 7 stars do they still get sent to the #⭐-starboard channel we just cant see? or did you kill the starboard bot too?

[limpid canyon]

You better get an A or you know what'll happen

[worthy zinc]

I think there was a crematorium somewhere along the line too

[open pasture]

gets a tank of gas and sets the police station on fire

oopsies!!! :3

[limpid canyon]

We had a pretty famous sign that had a crematorium and a cemetery in the same sign in the same direction

The implication was funny

[harsh minnow]

the bot doesn't have permissions to access the channel

it just errors

[limpid canyon]

lol

[harsh minnow]

average day in American high-school

[sharp sinew]

you should make it so it can so that whoever can view the channel can spy on the unhinged shit people want to star even though you killed it

[harsh minnow]

wtf

doesn't that just mean everyone is gonna watch on yt

[limpid canyon]

What

[harsh minnow]

ig a lot of people have anime publisher subscriptions anyway

so they're gonna watch there

[open pasture]

yt fucked itself in the ass

[harsh minnow]

[sharp sinew]

i mean... the way im watching it is free too and its not on youtube. lol
whats the point trying to force people to pay for shit if theyre just gonna
not? yknow?

[cosmic otter]

i pirate stuff the day after an episode airs

[harsh minnow]

why make it easier to watch for free

people pay for convenience

if the free option is equally convenient, way less people will pay

[worthy zinc]

if something doesn’t gain a sale or is free after 14 days of release, it magically appears in the downloads folder of my computer

[limpid canyon]

I know I wont watch it the day of so I just wait for the show to finish and watch it all in one go

[open pasture]

i have a duck twerk emoji and when i find a server that forgot to turn off create expressions my favorite thing to do is just to fill up every emoji slot with the twerking duck

[worthy zinc]

true

[sharp sinew]

episodes are being released later and they get at least some revenue from youtube ads especially if millions watch

[harsh minnow]

millions must watch

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[sharp sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/swagger-billions-must-die-chud-wojak-soyjak-gif-9373396409961113206

[sharp sinew]

i wanna know the context

why did this happen

[cosmic otter]

it was a meme going around a bit ago

[sharp sinew]

yeah but like

how did this happen

in a classroom

in korea

[cosmic otter]

organization

[limpid canyon]

They had to be educated on the matter clearly

[cosmic otter]

some people have friends

[limpid canyon]

wtf

how

[cosmic otter]

unfamiliar concept to people here

[limpid canyon]

Illegal

[sharp sinew]

i hope deep down that this is one of those things where a teacher is like "teach the class something as a presentation" and this kid just did this

[cosmic otter]

its a skit

[sharp sinew]

and the entire class was just in on it

[open pasture]

remember when windows was decent?

Back in 2001?

[bold adder]

it was clearly needed for their future endeavors

[sharp sinew]

you mean back in 1995?

[worthy zinc]

remember when you were in denial?
back in 2024?

[open pasture]

in my opinion every version after XP was just shit

[worthy zinc]

in my opinion windows was forever ass

[sharp sinew]

in my opinion we should kill john lennon

[cosmic otter]

objectively untrue

[limpid canyon]

Me sitting in the front row in most classes but falling asleep at least twice a day

[open pasture]

nah, Satya Narayana Nadella

[livid barn]

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

[harsh minnow]

did they confirm at all that they're uploading the entire thing to YouTube

often they just upload the first few episodes so people get hooked then have to watch the rest elsewhere (optimally streaming service)

[sharp sinew]

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TO BE FUNNY >:( youre supposed to point out hes dead

[cosmic otter]

whar

[jolly temple]

haiiii

[sharp sinew]

no idea but thats what it looks like at the moment

[sharp sinew]

wait were you not talking to me

[cosmic otter]

i was saying that windows never being good was untrue

[open pasture]

https://www.google.com/search?q=Satya+Narayana+Nadella we must kill this man

[paper gate]

good

[worthy zinc]

I think the only thing that’s good about the small header text is the fact you can make emojis really comically small with it

[sharp sinew]

okay but killing john lennon is funnier

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-kanoko-anime-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-13144930434662220695

[open pasture]

nah\

[open pasture]

what has this server become

[worthy zinc]

that one scene in Frozen 2

[harsh minnow]

-#

[open pasture]

corruption

let us use -#

[livid barn]

Is starboard kill?

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-deer-friend-nokotan-noko-gif-13644573839223951462

[sharp sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1262145263582187590/caption.gif

[harsh minnow]

-#

[sharp sinew]

me (on the left) girl i like (on the right)

[open pasture]

hide attachments plugin ❤️

[bronze nebula]

lmggelo

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[worthy zinc]

see

[limpid canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-atheism-cringe-gif-17865607