🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow is it true that your walls are 10 inches thick

[boreal torrent]

why do people say

[harsh minnow]

thicker

[boreal torrent]

american walls are made of paper

[still marlin]

your algorithm is official the property of the federal republic of germany

[rare trout]

mf better not be touching my shorts

perv

[fallow pawn]

girl my walls are like not even close to that length theyre so fragile too

germany walls must be crasy

[stark herald]

so you cant wallbang in germany

[harsh minnow]

like punching the wall?

you'll break your wrist

with 0 damage to the wall

[stark herald]

valorant shooter word

vee no they'll find where you live

[candid axle]

i already know

[harsh minnow]

help

[winter girder]

Zesty window

[harsh minnow]

they are watching me

[fallow pawn]

going there rn

[harsh minnow]

the feds are watching

[candid axle]

vee is in germany

[fallow drum]

how did you see me

[winter girder]

No vee is in Russia

[fallow drum]

it is so over

im leaving

[stark herald]

gwa gwa is in the van

[harsh minnow]

more walls

[fallow pawn]

those are lovely walls

is that a plant

[harsh minnow]

yes

[candid axle]

why is that wall sticking out like that

[fallow pawn]

can I be the flower

[harsh minnow]

yes it's old asf

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

wow that's old

[fallow drum]

need a new paint job

[fallow pawn]

old homes are so cool

[fallow drum]

ill be there in a few

my house has been here since like the 1920s or something

[fallow pawn]

i wanna live in a old house one day

[candid axle]

nice trim

[fallow pawn]

and not one of those average American apartments

[sly spear]

If you die in a horror movie that ones on you

[fallow pawn]

yea

[fallow drum]

sammy when she realizes most houses are old houses

[fallow pawn]

vee is my ghost

[harsh minnow]

the power outlets in this house are retarded though

they put the outlets in the most inconvenient locations

[boreal torrent]

wait

[harsh minnow]

genuinely

[boreal torrent]

isn't every wall in the world like this???

[fallow drum]

every power outlet in my house is two pronged do you love @harsh minnow

[jolly temple]

x2

[fickle cosmos]

Who the fuck made this a games menu music 😭 https://on.soundcloud.com/iAfMa

[fallow drum]

there are no three prong ones

i think it's so funny (it sucks)

(it is so inconvenient)

[stark herald]

whats the purpose of those

[fallow pawn]

america scenery so ugly too

[harsh minnow]

American walls go like this when u punch

[harsh minnow]

style

[stark herald]

i have in my room too theyre rather annoying

[boreal torrent]

whaaaaaaatttt

why are they so fragile

[stark herald]

the only reason i had to get a smaller table

[harsh minnow]

lol

[fallow pawn]

can confirm theyre super fragile

[bronze nebula]

bestie real

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/958778704123822110/ezgif-2-ab90b144fa.gif

[fallow drum]

there are certainly some very beautiful parts but there are also rural areas that look nasty all over the world. europe does for sure have some very beautiful old architecture, but to fully experience some of that old and beautiful style you gotta be somewhat rich

[fallow pawn]

this cat must be german

american walls could never withstand that

[tribal epoch]

hi

[fallow drum]

you live in cali what do you even mean @fallow pawn

cali is kinda like minecraft where every 3 miles is a new biome

[boreal torrent]

america has pretty places ngl

[candid axle]

nah americans are just strong punchers

[harsh minnow]

I sat on the balcony and immediately a bat flew by

[boreal torrent]

american streets look so nice

[harsh minnow]

first time I saw a bat I was so confused wtf just flew by

[boreal torrent]

streets look TERRIBLE here

[fallow pawn]

i think a lot of the ugliness comes from all the huge roads

[fallow drum]

you are frightening

[harsh minnow]

for some reason bats live next to my house

[stark herald]

Minee

[boreal torrent]

there are so many bats in my city but i never saw one

[keen junco]

he got frustrated to the point where he did that, yes

[fallow drum]

wait until you hear about germany

[boreal torrent]

nvm

i saw a bat once

when coming back from school

[keen junco]

wtf is this

[stark herald]

Wall

[bronze rune]

ah i remembered correctly then, got expelled yes?

[keen junco]

yes

[stark herald]

Theres also a huge hole under my window the wall somehow fell off

[harsh minnow]

you can't really see them usually

I can see them every night, just need to sit on my balcony past 9pm when it's dark

large black masses will fly past

[fallow drum]

i would do anything to live in a place like cali over any place in the world purely due to the fact that it has so many different cultures unlike any other place in the world

[fallow pawn]

I live right next to a 7 lane road and it's probably the loudest thing in existence, the cars go so fast i always feel like Im gonna fall over

[stark herald]

germany is full of vampires

[fallow drum]

insane

i have never seen anything more than a three lane highway

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/zlEi.gif

[fallow drum]

and that is super rare

lmao

[harsh minnow]

i live next to a road too but it's only one road and fairly low speed limit

but I still hate it, it's so loud still and bad smell

[rare trout]

vencord is a work of german engineering

[harsh minnow]

I wanna live away from road

[rare trout]

tis nothing

i lived in boston for college

[fallow pawn]

same oomf lets live together in the middle of nowhere with no distractions

[still marlin]

[boreal torrent]

guys

let's all move to antarctica

[harsh minnow]

i wanna live in a city but a bit away from the action

in our previous house it was amazing, it was so quiet and calm and peaceful cause we lived like 3 minute walk away from the road

[sly spear]

Too warm

[harsh minnow]

i wanna live like that again

[fallow drum]

living in the middle of nowhere sucks 😭 having to drive so far to a job, so far to get groceries, and having HORRIBLE internet

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chungy-blush-happy-excited-squee-gif-1460581419993478319

[boreal torrent]

it's rly quiet where i live

[near wharf]

suburbs or rural?

[rare trout]

the nearest hardware store at a summer camp i worked at was an hour away
I was part of the maintenance team

[sly spear]

Noprofilethemes is sorta banger

[jolly temple]

again.

[fallow drum]

this is the drream tbh

[harsh minnow]

bro I looked up suburb on Google and why are all the pics the most soulless thing I've ever seen

[rare trout]

shut the fuck up

[boreal torrent]

let's all move to a favela

[solemn plank]

hi

[rare trout]

lets move to texas

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bdHKW.gif

[harsh minnow]

????

[near wharf]

because it is the definition of soullessness

[limpid canyon]

Thats just how american style suburbs are

[harsh minnow]

I would sooner kill myself than live like that

[rare trout]

make texas the gayest state in the US

[fallow drum]

wait until you find out about the HOA

[rare trout]

you love HOA

[boreal torrent]

hoa? is it an apartment for hoes?

[fallow pawn]

all the houses look the same lmao it looks so hard trying to find where you live

[near wharf]

this is where a majority of Americans live

[near wharf]

including me

[harsh minnow]

[harsh minnow]

this is pretty accurate

[boreal torrent]

you don't need guns here

only the druglords use guns here :3

[harsh minnow]

the europe one is kinda what my place is like

[boreal torrent]

america looks the least confusing one

lol

[signal junco]

Don't be rude to Kevin

[fallow drum]

suburbs are the cheapest option if you want to live a somewhat nice life but not pay a lot. in the US, the suburbs are owned by an HOA which is just a tiny government that makes the rules for you and determines what you can and cannot do. it is absolutely hell but a sad reality

[still marlin]

[limpid canyon]

I live in the middle of helsinki and that looks almost exactly what it looks like here

[harsh minnow]

suburb USA vs suburb Europe

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[still marlin]

everything must be perfect truman show style

[boreal torrent]

i don't find america ugly

i just find it boring

[fallow pawn]

Europe is so pretty i wanna live there

[harsh minnow]

genuinely I have carbon copy of pic 2 a five minute walk away from my home

[boreal torrent]

but they got a few nice places

[fallow drum]

you also have to take into consideration how long the US has been around compared to Europe

[boreal torrent]

sameee

[harsh minnow]

similar arc and houses

[rare trout]

ven when are you gonna be president of the united states

[boreal torrent]

theres a rly beautiful place in a close city

[fallow drum]

Europe is definitely a beautiful place but no matter where you go, you always will have the urge to be somewhere even better and there will alwyas be people dreaming of being in your situation tis the way of life

[fallow drum]

how many poeple get murdered here

[fallow pawn]

been around so long so now every road looks like this

[fallow drum]

it looks very murderous lol

[solemn plank]

hi

[stark herald]

huhh im not on phone

[boreal torrent]

not too many

[solemn plank]

just one more lane man!! it'll fix everything!

[boreal torrent]

overwatch 2 map ass place (real)

[fallow drum]

you would understand the beauty of more lanes if you lived somewhere where it is only two lane highways 😭

[boreal torrent]

pretty

[fallow drum]

need like 4 lanes minimum

[boreal torrent]

astigmatism ass camera

[harsh minnow]

idk if this is a joke or not but here in germany most highways are either 2 or 3 lanes

more than 3 is extremely rare

[paper gate]

thats china

[boreal torrent]

same here

either 2 or 3

[fallow pawn]

the american dream is where you get blown away by traffic by just trying to walk

[paper gate]

most roads here are 2 3 4 lanes

[harsh minnow]

the norm for highways here is 2 lanes, 3 for the main ones

[rare trout]

best store in the world

[harsh minnow]

inside cities it's almost always 1 lane

[boreal torrent]

vee

when r u coming to brazil

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[paper gate]

2 lanes fine except when one person decides to go 20 mph below the speed limit

[jolly temple]

"mom can do my thoughts

[fallow drum]

all major highways here are only 2 lanes and no more

[harsh minnow]

nazis love this statue

[still marlin]

mine too

[solemn plank]

the american dream is where you get an rpg fired at you for stepping into your neighbors lawn

[fallow drum]

and 2 lanes is quite dangerous for the amount of traffic we get here at least

with cali traffic 2 lanes would be super deadly

[harsh minnow]

I get it, it's a badaas statue

[rare trout]

ven loves american highways

[boreal torrent]

what device is that

[solemn plank]

do you feel it

i do

change is occuring

[rare trout]

parking lot ass square

[fallow drum]

3 lanes would be the sweet spot for my state but in most other states 4 lanes would be the sweet spot, that is for main highways

[solemn plank]

korbonic evolution 2

[harsh minnow]

but it still gives me heimatgefühl

[unkempt badge]

its car play

[boreal torrent]

this is the perfect place to fight using swords

[fallow pawn]

good place for a McDonalds

[harsh minnow]

well it's a market place

like a traditional market

[rare trout]

ohhh

[boreal torrent]

i always forget MacDonald is a real surname

[rare trout]

they they get setups

[solemn plank]

does this look good

[harsh minnow]

markets still thrive here even today

[boreal torrent]

cursed

[harsh minnow]

most cities have markets on the weekends where you can buy fresh vegetables and such

[bronze nebula]

meow

[fallow drum]

farmers markets are great

[harsh minnow]

when it's market it looks like this

[fallow pawn]

looks so lovely

[still marlin]

italien

[fallow drum]

there are a few here even in my "small" town of like 7k people

[solemn plank]

why

[still marlin]

stadtzentrum.jpg

[solemn plank]

i like the new eyes

[fallow drum]

have you not been to one?

[solemn plank]

it looks cuter

[fallow drum]

do you live like upper cali or nah

[boreal torrent]

my city has 330k people

[fallow drum]

lower and middle cali has some really good ones and usually has the cheapest ones out of all of the country surprisingly

[boreal torrent]

what the fuck

now i know that

theres 150k people on my hood

[harsh minnow]

and Christmas Market

[still marlin]

cologne

[harsh minnow]

but this is one of the uglier markets

[rare trout]

these memes are so old

[harsh minnow]

there are much nicer ones

[still marlin]

weihnachtsmarkt my beloved

[sly spear]

Wait a second

[rare trout]

pegmen

[still marlin]

🫃

[weary dock]

making a vencord addon just to remove man dude and bro from my messages because i can't get rid of that dialect

[boreal torrent]

textreplace

[signal rose]

can't you just textreplace

[harsh minnow]

here's a nicer Christmas Market

[jolly temple]

wooooowww ok song lyrics

[rare trout]

https://www.sypo.uk/news/three-hidden-google-maps-pegman-easter-eggs-revealed/ 😱

[still marlin]

waos

[fallow drum]

big cities in the US have some amazing christmas markets i love

[unkempt badge]

Fun Fact! you can make men get pregnant in the sims 4

[fallow drum]

i never see them much though

[harsh minnow]

dude that's too fucking real bro

[fallow pawn]

https://fixupx.com/salmon_shaker/status/1814632053981204939?s=46 @fallow drum

[solemn plank]

personally i like the new eyes i drew

[rare trout]

create is such a deranged mod

[sly spear]

I want a mod that makes the entire world function like this

[harsh minnow]

well it's a medieval Christmas Market :3

[boreal torrent]

wait

i accidentally deleted it

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://tenor.com/view/cat-licking-an-ice-cream-cat-licking-ice-cream-black-cat-gif-2524499483309230510

[boreal torrent]

😔

i've never heard of christmas markets before

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow can I go to the christmas market with u

[solemn plank]

the villager in the house 😭

[harsh minnow]

yea

[boreal torrent]

wait i had that backspace plugin enabled

i'm stupid

[fallow pawn]

[solemn plank]

now i just gotta render it

[solemn plank]

memeology user...

\

[open pasture]

I love that sticker

[harsh minnow]

too many people wtf...

[candid axle]

i heard oktoberfest is wild

[harsh minnow]

it's fun

[fallow drum]

fact of the matter is every place in the world has some beauty to it whether it be beautiful big city, beautiful scenery, cute small towns...unless you live in north korea ig but how are you using discord then

[candid axle]

germany knows how to set up festivals

[fallow drum]

learn to love and appreciate where you are and find what makes your place beautiful

[harsh minnow]

true

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[harsh minnow]

spoken like a true American patriot 🦅

[boreal torrent]

we got a football stadium in a close city

[harsh minnow]

why is twemoji eagle so flop

[boreal torrent]

maybe i should go there one day

[harsh minnow]

noto eagle on top

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawnmacos app permissions no longer work on macos 15 kinda funny actually

i can't screenshot

[fallow pawn]

hop on ios theyre ultra high quality

[fallow drum]

do you love

[harsh minnow]

show apple eagle...

[fallow pawn]

🦅

[fallow drum]

apple eagle kinda fire

[harsh minnow]

it's kinda funny how half the countries in the world have the eagle as their national symbol

[harsh minnow]

why does every country love eagle

[harsh minnow]

WHAT IS THAT

LOOKS SCARY

I DONT WANT IOS

[fallow drum]

we are scary

[fallow pawn]

🦅🦅🦅🦅

[fallow drum]

[harsh minnow]

too detailed

emojis are supposed to be simplistic

and cute

not detailed and scary...

[jolly temple]

glow up from single-handedly causing y2k

[fallow drum]

i forgot to exclude the UK completely

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-cpu-kill-gif-22236310

[boreal torrent]

i love the nature of my country

[fallow pawn]

theres a few cute ones too smh

[boreal torrent]

nature is so pretty here

we got neat animals too

[harsh minnow]

tell this to people living in former soviet places

it doesn't get more depressing than soviet housing

[fallow drum]

i keep trying to screenshot something and i literally cant

[harsh minnow]

lc.img soviet housing

[night blaze]

Life inside a Kiev Khrushchyovka: Soviet architecture in Ukraine ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/28

[rare trout]

have u been to detroit

[fallow pawn]

looks like prison

[boreal torrent]

look

so pretty 🥺

[harsh minnow]

anyone here live in SF

[boreal torrent]

we got this fella too

[fallow pawn]

San Francisco?

[harsh minnow]

yas

[fallow drum]

san francisco is a very beautiful place if you stay out of the homeless areas lol

[boreal torrent]

i saw one once

[winter girder]

@paper gate https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/C7Z5XbPJ7jX/?igsh=bTBpZ2szdnJybjJj

Does vxinstagram not exist

[harsh minnow]

after elon said how terrible SF is i looked into it and read so much negative stuff

[winter girder]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7Z5XbPJ7jX/?igsh=bTBpZ2szdnJybjJj

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[limpid canyon]

So ignoring most of the place?

[boreal torrent]

seeing some pics online

SF is pretty

[paper gate]

im actually losing my mind i cannot figure out how to implement this stupid thing this makes me so mad

[boreal torrent]

i like it

[fallow pawn]

I dont live anywhere close to San Francisco

[winter girder]

What thing

[fallow pawn]

woes

[harsh minnow]

lots of homelessness and drug problem and broken windows etc

[paper gate]

code

[winter girder]

No shit

[harsh minnow]

THIS LOOKS AWFUL

[boreal torrent]

I like it 🥺

[winter girder]

Why is the parking on the street

[boreal torrent]

what

[limpid canyon]

That orange house on the right looks really cool imo

[boreal torrent]

isn't that normal

[boreal torrent]

fr

[winter girder]

No?

[limpid canyon]

I also just really like orange

[paper gate]

yes

[fallow drum]

san fransisco was once such a beautiful city until businesses started to move in fear of being robbed, which is understandable. the people ruined that place completely. the city itself, though, is usually quite good. chinatown, pier 39, and the beaches are absolutely beautiful

[harsh minnow]

shitty housing (2024): meh
shitty housing (100 years ago): soyjak

[keen junco]

the uk is a garbage pit nowadays

[paper gate]

soyjak

[mortal rose]

why do distro download pages have instructions to verify the iso is authentic its literally official

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[boreal torrent]

this Japanese neighbourbood in São Paulo looks sick

name is Liberdade (Freedom in Portuguese)

[fallow drum]

obviously nobody really goes to sf anymore, but you have the sf bay area which is very lively with so much culture and uniqueness to it

[boreal torrent]

Americans envy us 🦅

[mortal rose]

wish i could verify

but i dont live in sp

[winter girder]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C85T--hKDtk/?igsh=NzMzMG5uZ3c0eTYz

Instagram

[boreal torrent]

I live in the coast of SP

[limpid canyon]

Finnish cities are nice because theres always some green and multiple parks nearby so it doesnt feel super urban annd lifeless

[boreal torrent]

the capital is like two hours from here

[harsh minnow]

could still be useful when using a mirror

but also for integrity mainly

[fallow drum]

are you forgetting alcatraz @harsh minnow

[limpid canyon]

Like this is the part of helsinki I live in, we have like 2 parks within walking distance

[fallow drum]

do people outside of the US know what alcatraz is?

[mortal rose]

doxxed

[harsh minnow]

it's like epstein island but glowie approved

[harsh minnow]

yes

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow

[fallow drum]

i wanna take a tour there someday

the history is quite interesting

[jolly temple]

would u guys please come from vencord dont hear sounds like 42

[mortal rose]

alcatraz is that place

[fallow drum]

i am a histtory nerd though lol

[harsh minnow]

tbf epstein island was also glowie approved

[boreal torrent]

Downtown São Paulo is pretty ngl

i wanna visit it

[mortal rose]

i wanna go to SP to have 0 ping in any game i play

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[boreal torrent]

i live in the coast yet i get 4ms in every game i play

LOL

[mortal rose]

practically 0

[boreal torrent]

yop

[limpid canyon]

Like this is literally next to where I live, its the tramline that I take almost daily

[boreal torrent]

omg so prettyy

[harsh minnow]

i get like 10 ping in games

[mortal rose]

and then i can become epic fortnite gamer

[harsh minnow]

servers are usually in Frankfurt which is 2h away from me

[limpid canyon]

And its like central central helsinki

[mortal rose]

since literally every pro plays with 0 ping

[harsh minnow]

[fallow drum]

the major downside to the US is no public transport but sf bay area fixes that but....no other city lol

it sucks

[harsh minnow]

doxxed...

[fallow drum]

if the US had public transport it would be a lot better i think

[limpid canyon]

Im moving next week so you gotta hurry then

[fallow drum]

one of my biggest reason for wanting to leave this place is public transport lol

it is seriously such a game changer

[limpid canyon]

Having good public transport is super nice

[harsh minnow]

rosie move to Iceland

[fallow drum]

i will move to germany

[harsh minnow]

don't

Germany is flop

[fallow drum]

i would move to germany if european countries weren't even worse with immigration policies than the US is

😭

[harsh minnow]

one day I will leave germany

[harsh minnow]

wdym

[limpid canyon]

My goal in ife is to get the fuck out of finland

[harsh minnow]

why

Finland seems cool

[limpid canyon]

Prob the netherlands or australia

[fallow drum]

the majority of european countries make it close to impossible to move to them unless you're very rich, which is somewhat the case with the US aside from the fact that if you aren't mexican coming to the US is kinda a breeze

[limpid canyon]

its okay but I've seen everything there is to see here

[boreal torrent]

one day i will leave brazil

prob going to france

or finland

[signal rose]

it's so cool seeing people from places all over the world want to move to other places all over the world

[limpid canyon]

Like finland is a good country no doubt but the social culture here is awful and the whole place is just fields and forests

[harsh minnow]

well first of all you're a smart white American you have the best odds out of the whole world

second of all it shouldn't be that hard as long as you find a decent job

[fallow drum]

i work with a lady who came from germany do you love @harsh minnow

she grew up there

whole family is from there

[harsh minnow]

fire

[signal rose]

lol

[fallow drum]

her name is sylvia is that a german name

idk

she has an american accent though

[jolly temple]

huskbooru

[harsh minnow]

not german but it's fairly common here

[boreal torrent]

i had a teacher named Sylvia

[limpid canyon]

This is whats happening to my irl friend group

[boreal torrent]

she was cool

[fallow drum]

the only odds i would have is teaching english at a school and that would be hell

[limpid canyon]

Finnish research math is apparently super bad so they're all going abroad to get their masters degrees

[harsh minnow]

why?

get a tech job

[boreal torrent]

how

you're so smart rosie

[fallow drum]

how when i dont speak the language

[bronze nebula]

paws

[fallow drum]

i would have to spend a long tim egetting fluent in another language to even maybe have a chance

[harsh minnow]

1. learn English
2. you might not need it

[limpid canyon]

Its germany they prob speak english at tech compannies annyway

[harsh minnow]

LEARN ENGLISH

you know what I mean

[fallow drum]

i know english @harsh minnow

[signal rose]

I want to move from canada to a scandanavian country, thinking norway but idk yet

[boreal torrent]

tech jobs r usually english, also as long you know the basics of the language you should be fine

[limpid canyon]

like 90% of tech companies only speak english here

[harsh minnow]

if you do intensive learning you can become good level in a year

[fallow drum]

did you know i know english little known fact @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

tech jobs are usually English
not true

[boreal torrent]

huuuhh

[harsh minnow]

but you'll be fine with just english

[limpid canyon]

In here they are

[fallow drum]

i have a girlfriend and i would have to leave her behind if i left @harsh minnow

[keen junco]

@paper gate crunch https://tenor.com/view/aww-cat-cute-kitties-gif-3430027

[fallow drum]

so insane

[harsh minnow]

most companies here use German

but in larger ones there will also be English branches

so many Indians and Chinese

[signal rose]

leaving home is so scary

[fallow drum]

ive kinda came to terms with the fact i will likely never have the option to leave this country

[keen junco]

move to europe

[harsh minnow]

LOOOOL

[fallow drum]

would you be my girlfriend @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

yea

[limpid canyon]

If you get a decent paying job from a super international field like tech I doubt thats true

[keen junco]

well then stay here

[fallow drum]

the thing is...tech is not easy to get into anywhere in the world

[limpid canyon]

yeah not easy but very possible still

[fallow drum]

especially not from another country

[harsh minnow]

many companies offer relocation

[fallow drum]

soon

[keen junco]

i will relocate your bones

[fallow drum]

where should i move then

[limpid canyon]

Yeah myy gfs dad is planning to get relocated to japan lmao

[fallow drum]

spain

spain sucks aside from the two big cities actually

[limpid canyon]

(s)pain

[spark crescent]

i need $5

[cobalt portal]

Spain but without the a

[harsh minnow]

there's a worker shortage so they're importing from the entire world

many larger german companies like Mercedes, Bosch, etc mass import brazilians and similar for work

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1203804714148560926.gif?size=48

[limpid canyon]

So do I, get in line

[cobalt portal]

samee

[spark crescent]

free money!

[keen junco]

me too, give it to me

[fallow drum]

idk what country i would even move to to have a little bit of a chance

one that isn't so difficult lmao

[spark crescent]

i don't even have 2 pennies

[limpid canyon]

Also never say never, what if you become a wanted criminal and you have no choice but to leave the country. Think about that

[harsh minnow]

well for starters you could get a remote US job and then go to Europe with a work visa

then in Europe you could start networking and looking for a job there

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

many people already do the first part

[paper gate]

my desk fan literally just died for completly no reason

[jolly temple]

wingus wongus

[paper gate]

god

[paper gate]

thank you son

[keen junco]

holy fuck i hate this https://www.rxddit.com/r/RedDeadOnline/s/1KN1PXtSHT

[paper gate]

i am at my breaking point

[limpid canyon]

Like most of the ppl I know who work in tech do so remotely

At least mostly

[fallow drum]

i would kinda want to move to canada if it weren't for the fact moving from the US to Canada is actualy one of the hardest processes lol

which is kinda silly

[harsh minnow]

is it tho

[limpid canyon]

like max one day a week in the office (usually for free food)

[fallow drum]

they have some insane requirements for their visa

[harsh minnow]

remote work is way better for everyone tbh

[fallow drum]

canada hates foreign people

[harsh minnow]

both parties spend less money and time

and workers are more productive usually

[limpid canyon]

yeah I really dont want to have to drag my ass to an office for no reason

[fallow drum]

idk how i would go about getting a remote job in another country lol

[bronze nebula]

POLAND MENTIONED

[harsh minnow]

you kinda don't i think

[limpid canyon]

Are they not known for having massive immigrant populations in big citites?

[fallow drum]

maaan then why did you even say it

so insane

[harsh minnow]

I didnt

[fallow drum]

oh okay

[harsh minnow]

i said get a remote US job

[fallow drum]

you and richard are the same person

[fallow drum]

this is actually impossible

[harsh minnow]

and do it from europe

[fallow drum]

also you have to have a reason to move into a country

like work or school

or investing

[signal rose]

you can move to look for work can't you

[harsh minnow]

wdym 😭

[fallow drum]

but investing is usually a minimum of like 100k in land

[signal rose]

then get a job and stay for it

[harsh minnow]

you can get a work visa with little conditions

and noone here buys land / house

people usually rent here

[fallow drum]

a company has to go through the process of getting you a work visa

wdym

[limpid canyon]

Im just saying that you dont have to lose hope. Just because its hard doesnt mean its not worth trying

[harsh minnow]

well you can also use a tourist visa

it's technically not legal but

who's gonna catch you

[limpid canyon]

lol

[harsh minnow]

[fallow drum]

is there 1 day amazon shipping in europe @harsh minnow

[signal rose]

I think countries should be abolished

[fallow drum]

i can't come if not....

[limpid canyon]

Not here at least lol

Shit takes weeks usually

[harsh minnow]

yes

[signal rose]

like no more countries

[limpid canyon]

Last time I bought something from amazon it took 3 weeks

[signal rose]

removed

[harsh minnow]

we should bring back slavery but only for people like rosie

it would be great

[signal rose]

everyone agrees that they cease to exist

[fallow drum]

not worth building a life somewhere with the potential of everything being taken away once i am caught lol

[limpid canyon]

Now what does the word "like" mean here?

[signal rose]

they all go at once

[fallow drum]

every rosie is a slave now

[solemn plank]

added dithering like the current pfp, does this look good

[jolly temple]

stewie griffin and forests

[harsh minnow]

proposal@fallow drum

we get married so you can move here

[fallow drum]

visa processes are just so hard that it kinda just sucks and discourages people to move

[harsh minnow]

easy

[signal rose]

it looks fantastic

[solemn plank]

thank god

[fallow drum]

the easiest is work visa but then you have to find a job prior to moving lol

[harsh minnow]

EU is great in that aspect

[solemn plank]

i thought people wouldnt like the added sclera

[limpid canyon]

I would assume thats also the point tho

[harsh minnow]

if you are eu citizen you can just go live in any other eu country

[signal rose]

I like it

[harsh minnow]

i could just move to Netherlands tomorrow if I wanted to

[fallow drum]

yeah

[limpid canyon]

Netherlands seems super nice

[signal rose]

I can get an italian citizenship if I wanted to I think

[fallow drum]

but getting a job in another country is pretty much impossible

prior to moving that is

[harsh minnow]

simply be independent

[paper gate]

BAck off

[signal rose]

don't forget to like and subscribe

[limpid canyon]

And I still think you should still 100% try to go for it if thats what you want

[paper gate]

rosie is my wife

@fallow drum

@fallow drum confirm

[fallow drum]

nop

[paper gate]

you are evil

[harsh minnow]

nop

mine

[signal rose]

lol

[limpid canyon]

Bruh just establish the polycule already

[limpid canyon]

Rich places are usually pretty expensive so no

[harsh minnow]

clueless

people living off welfare

[limpid canyon]

Would never be me

[harsh minnow]

the richest german cities have the most immigrants

[limpid canyon]

I mean I assume they're also the biggest

[harsh minnow]

percentage wise

and no

all migrants go to Berlin or south west germany

some of the richest cities have 20-30% immigrants while most cities in the east have less than 10%

[solemn plank]

new pfp

i now have a sclera

thank

[limpid canyon]

I mean here the biggest immigration percentages are clearly in helsinki, but all of the richest places have their poor people homegrown

[boreal torrent]

11:49 PM here

I should go to sleep soon

[solemn plank]

do you not like the sclera addition

[signal rose]

I think it's cute

[harsh minnow]

here's a map

[signal rose]

mehr is over and unter is under?

[harsh minnow]

mehr is "more"

[jolly temple]

mab cuz theres 2 now divine rulers

[harsh minnow]

Unter is indeed under

[signal rose]

ah dang I was pretty close though

wo ist die Milche

and Hai

are the only things I know in german

[limpid canyon]

This map means nothing to me so I'll just take your word for it lol

[boreal torrent]

German is a cool language

[signal rose]

I don't have any reason to actually learn it

[boreal torrent]

nop

it sounds cute

[signal rose]

but it's fun knowing how to speak sentences in other languages

[limpid canyon]

I know nothing of germanys map and/or cities so I cant really tell whats going on

[harsh minnow]

xd

Munich, Berlin, Frankfurt, Hamburg, etc have by far the most immigrants while simultaneously being the richest and most expensive cities

the east is poorer

[signal rose]

hey I know hamburg

[limpid canyon]

Are those not also the biggest cities in the country?

Or at least I assume since I know all oof them lol

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

yes but there are also big cities in the east

[shrewd marsh]

im never visiting frankfurt again

cant recommend

[harsh minnow]

with hardly any immigrants

[shrewd marsh]

1/5 stars

[limpid canyon]

How big are they? Bc I dont think I can name a single city in germany that you didnt jjust list lol

[signal rose]

I can't do that accent on this keyboard rip

I wanna speak like a girl when my team is being mean to me for no reason

[limpid canyon]

Just play enough cs and you'll learn the essential stuff

[harsh minnow]

Erfurt, Dresden, Chemnitz

are some examples with way less

[limpid canyon]

Never heard of them lol

[noble quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1264777601264914472/uncaption.gif
@harsh minnow this you?

[limpid canyon]

No clue what that has to do with my lacck of knowledge of germany

[harsh minnow]

because they're not as relevant internationally because there's less companies there

[limpid canyon]

I am very much just an idiot

[fallow drum]

idiot @limpid canyon

[shrewd marsh]

Did you heard of leipzig at least

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[limpid canyon]

Does make sense

[rare trout]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[limpid canyon]

But idk how things are in germany, all I know that here the immigrants are basically all in helsinki and its not even the richest place

[harsh minnow]

do you know ravensburg

[rare trout]

we dont go to ravenholm

[limpid canyon]

Espoo is much richer and Sipoo is where all the rich people get their big ass houses in

[limpid canyon]

Sounds vaguely familiar

[rare trout]

wack

[limpid canyon]

Most of the cities I know are because of football lol

[winter girder]

The noise cancelation on these earbuds are so good omg

[shrewd marsh]

so you know gelsenkirchen

[limpid canyon]

No

[boreal torrent]

i was googling some german cities last year and i saw dresden

dresden is so pretty

[limpid canyon]

They are very good

[harsh minnow]

do you know cottbus

their football team sucks ass

[boreal torrent]

nop i don't know that one

ngl

[shrewd marsh]

schalke in question

[limpid canyon]

That sounds like a setup for a deez nuts joke ngl

[boreal torrent]

the only german football teams i know are

[boreal torrent]

bayern munich and

[harsh minnow]

😭 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottbus

[limpid canyon]

Oh

[boreal torrent]

i think

thats

the only one

i know

😭

[jolly temple]

iphone 5s for it just edit on them

[boreal torrent]

damn you

[limpid canyon]

less than a 100k people

[fallow drum]

cottbus deez nuts

[boreal torrent]

Chóśebuz

[harsh minnow]

that's not that small

[limpid canyon]

Thank you rosie

[bold adder]

cat bus

[limpid canyon]

Yeah not for someone in germany but for someone who has only been to the frankfurt airport for a layover it is

There are like almost 300k people in espoo and I guarantee none of you have ever heard of it

[harsh minnow]

Germany doesn't have many million cities

[limpid canyon]

Not that I expect people to know it

[limpid canyon]

We have like 5 that people actually know

[harsh minnow]

there are only 4 german cities with more than a million habitats

[shrewd marsh]

berlin, hamburg, munich, cologne
4 to be exact

[boreal torrent]

I found out there's a city in my country that is bigger than more than 100 countries, wild

[harsh minnow]

yus

[limpid canyon]

I dont think my gf can name more than 10 cities in finland

[boreal torrent]

161446 km² is insane for a city

[harsh minnow]

is she not finnish???

[shrewd marsh]

i can tell, living in a million city is not cool

[harsh minnow]

I can name dozens of german cities

[limpid canyon]

They very much are

[harsh minnow]

true

[limpid canyon]

Born and raised here

[crude fern]

i can name like 5 american cities not in new york

am i smart

[limpid canyon]

But finland has like a few bigger cities that people know and the rest are so irrelevant that no one cares

[fallow drum]

it's okay my girlfreind is a little dumb too it's my job to educate her

[limpid canyon]

That one I think I know

[boreal torrent]

hell nah bro what the fuck, this city is bigger than Portugal 😭

[fallow drum]

@tough driftbe nice

[limpid canyon]

Mine is extremely smart but they cant tell left from right and cant name more than 5 cities they havent visited

yeahh

[shrewd marsh]

fr

[crude fern]

uh Detroit, Maryland, Baltimore, las Vegas, Portland, Kansas, Omaha

[limpid canyon]

You forgot miami

[crude fern]

innit that the Florida one

[distant bloom]

पढ़ाकू

[crude fern]

i.unno

[crude fern]

not an American city

[boreal torrent]

istg everyone from Florida hates Florida

[harsh minnow]

I can name a lot of german cities but doing so would dox myself cause there's a heavy bias towards my location so I'll refrain from doing it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1264667709971501097/caption.gif

[distant bloom]

fuck

[crude fern]

is that a state or city

[still marlin]

my cat is 100% zoned out

[limpid canyon]

What is this gif referencing??

[crude fern]

aj

ah

[harsh minnow]

nothing

[limpid canyon]

Im sure

[boreal torrent]

I'd totally visit the US one day

[crude fern]

state

[boreal torrent]

but idk if I'd ever live there

[still marlin]

nothing happened dont worry

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[crude fern]

i know that

[harsh minnow]

like the gif says, nothing happened in vencord on the 21st July of 2024

[boreal torrent]

probably not

[crude fern]

city

[fallow drum]

my girlfriend was jus tin south dakota

[crude fern]

in like

nevada

[limpid canyon]

I go out drinking for one weekend and the entire server implodes or something

[jolly temple]

scooter

[still marlin]

scoot!

[crude fern]

WHAT

thats

[still marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1264667709971501097/caption.gif

[crude fern]

a joke right

WHAT

[fallow drum]

hop in school @crude fern

[open pasture]

Just goes to show that you soley are responsible for everything bad in the world when you drink.

[harsh minnow]

^^^^^

[bold adder]

bonjour vencord people

[boreal torrent]

never ask what got linked in off-topic on july 21th

[fallow drum]

there are some states where it would be understandable to not know but if you don't know all of htem...

😭

[limpid canyon]

Shit I gotta start drinking more

[crude fern]

BITCH I GOT A 4 IN AP WORLD MODERN

[bold adder]

real

[limpid canyon]

Tho I didnt drink that much yesterday just smoked

[harsh minnow]

@fallow drum listen and start learning singing the anthem
https://youtu.be/OJLgSobuRJ8

[limpid canyon]

Friend is moving to france in like 2 weeks and cant take it with him lol

[rare trout]

balls

[crude fern]

state

im not dumb

[boreal torrent]

isnt stellaluna american

[crude fern]

country

[boreal torrent]

are you @crude fern

[crude fern]

no continent

[crude fern]

i cannot comment on this

[boreal torrent]

fine

[still marlin]

einigkeit und recht und freiheit für das deutsche vaterland

[crude fern]

nuh uh

ccheck your map

[crude fern]

12 continent

[bronze nebula]

STUTTGRATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[crude fern]

i live in new york

thats all you'll get

[limpid canyon]

Bruh finland doesnt evenn have 10 cities with a 100k people in it

[fallow drum]

biggest city in my state is only owned half by my state

do you love

kansas city

[open pasture]

Speaking of dumbfuckistan aka america

[fallow drum]

kansas city owned by kansas and missouri lmao

so silly

[harsh minnow]

i know Helsinki, Tampere, Turku and THE BEST CITY OF SUOMIIII KOUVOLAAAAAAAA

[limpid canyon]

NO

IT IS NOT

[crude fern]

is Mississippi a city or a state

[crude fern]

i think its a city

[boreal torrent]

what's the second biggest country in europe

[crude fern]

im trying to think of places ive heard of

[harsh minnow]

why is it that Tampere and Turku are more popular than espoo despite being smaller

[open pasture]

it's a state

[crude fern]

Russia

[boreal torrent]

i said second

[limpid canyon]

Popular in what sense?

[crude fern]

BD mod, opinion discarded

state

ez

[harsh minnow]

outside of suomi

[crude fern]

city?

[open pasture]

state lol

[crude fern]

oh

[shrewd marsh]

deutsche bahn my beloved
only 47 minutes late

[open pasture]

As is west virginia

[limpid canyon]

What does it mean to be popular outside of finland? I'd assume more people know of espoo than tampere

[harsh minnow]

idk man

[boreal torrent]

wait what the fuck

[harsh minnow]

I never heard of espoo in my life

[boreal torrent]

ukraine is the second biggest country in europe

[limpid canyon]

Turku is a port city so that one makess sense

[crude fern]

city, as its not prefixed by north/soulth

[boreal torrent]

i thought it was small

[jolly temple]

horse puke

[open pasture]

two states. north and south carolina

[boreal torrent]

then comes france

[crude fern]

no

[still marlin]

ewww kevin noo

[crude fern]

Carolina ISNT a state

[limpid canyon]

Ok but espoo is full of rich pricks and you're on discord so I doubt you've met a lot of them

[crude fern]

use prefixes

[boreal torrent]

most european countries r so small

[open pasture]

It's not a state, it's two states. often just called the carolinas, or carolina.

[limpid canyon]

Also turku and tampere are big university cities so more young people

[harsh minnow]

probably that

[crude fern]

Seward's folly, state

[limpid canyon]

Im moving to the biggest student city in finland to, Lappeenranta

[crude fern]

WAIT SHIT

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[limpid canyon]

That place is like 70% students

[crude fern]

THATS ALASKA

FUCK

city

[fallow drum]

how much longer is this going to go on

[open pasture]

lol

[crude fern]

can we ban @magic sparrow for spreading misinformation

Kentucky is a city

[open pasture]

The amount of states stella has gotten wrong and called cities is just sad

[fallow drum]

it is fake @open pasture

[crude fern]

some form of city/town

[limpid canyon]

This is the dumbest joke I've witnessed in a while and I talk to myself everyday

[crude fern]

what joke

[fallow drum]

yeah

[limpid canyon]

mostly in my head but sometimes out loud yeah

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/6ATYUj3fxsI

[crude fern]

STATE

POTATOS!!!

[fallow drum]

dms exist

[crude fern]

hell on earth

[open pasture]

No they don't.

Ohio is for lovers, according to that one emo band that had that one song

[crude fern]

aka state

[limpid canyon]

This is literally me talking to myself

[fallow drum]

can't you all do this in dms

[harsh minnow]

@fallow drum https://youtu.be/2kEmdXYk89c

[boreal torrent]

Canada is massive yet the population is so badly distributed across their land lol

[harsh minnow]

sending Rosie german folk songs until she learns german

[fallow drum]

do it in dms then?.....

[fallow drum]

wait until you find out like 90% of their land is inhabitable

[shrewd marsh]

damn rüdesheim

[limpid canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-dont-care-didnt-read-cant-read-did-i-ask-gif-22357108

[fallow drum]

insane

[crude fern]

word i cant say state

[signal junco]

Cananada

[open pasture]

you mean uninhabitable?

[signal junco]

Oh mb

[limpid canyon]

That is also me actually

[crude fern]

got timed out apparently

[fallow drum]

ues

[crude fern]

for a literal fact

[boreal torrent]

most of canada is uninhabitable

horror

[crude fern]

they value family highly there

[open pasture]

My brain is so simple I see pretty girl as the thumbnail of the music video, I click, usually end up liking the song too lol.

[boreal torrent]

ig only US state names are weird

[bold adder]

buffalo land

[crude fern]

no thats Buffalo, NY

[bold adder]

:(

[jolly temple]

vertical

[boreal torrent]

we got a city called Fat Tapir here

[grizzled lichen]

HONK HONK

[crude fern]

@magic sparrow town, county or city

[grizzled lichen]

:0)

[open pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZi51GL3cs&t=0s

[grizzled lichen]

HONK HOMKKK

[crude fern]

Buffalo

[still marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1261295243567960157/caption.gif

[limpid canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cocainer-gif-21334170

[livid barn]

choose your path

[boreal torrent]

wtf

that's a real city

[crude fern]

town county or city: bath

[livid barn]

hat kokaien!

[bold adder]

bin

[boreal torrent]

We got a city called Loneliness here too

[grizzled lichen]

kNoWiNg ShIt JuSt StEaLs Up AlL tHe FuCkIn MaGiC fRoM mY mIrAcLeS lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn ThIeF.

AnD tHaT aIn'T cOoL.

[crude fern]

town county or city

[open pasture]

Why is it not ar-kansas, what do you mean arkansaw.

[livid barn]

thats like 1.5 united states

[boreal torrent]

another city called Rat Creek

[crude fern]

ignore the second message

[boreal torrent]

As a matter of fact

I never met a straight Gentoo user

[crude fern]

i unno

[open pasture]

I'll do you one better
I never met a gentoo user

[crude fern]

hi

[boreal torrent]

@crude fern

also me

(I was one for a year)

[open pasture]

I've never met a user.

[open pasture]

This is not meeting

[grizzled lichen]

💩💩💩💩🤕🤕🤕🤕😣😣😣👽

[crude fern]

you met

me

cry

[open pasture]

e-meeting

[fallow drum]

gentoo is everything wrong with the world

[open pasture]

lol

[crude fern]

eselect reference?????

[boreal torrent]

nuh uh

[bold adder]

weed, california

[open pasture]

Congrats on recovery

[boreal torrent]

I'd still be using Gentoo if

I didn't have

[open pasture]

Whar

[boreal torrent]

such a low end CPU

[fallow drum]

it’s an actual fact

i don’t make the rules

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-gentoo-linus-torvalds-oomfie-gentoomfie-gif-25934396

[boreal torrent]

😔

I'm seeking the rule makers

[crude fern]

not a gentoo user.

youd get it if you were

[boreal torrent]

If I ever get a better CPU

I'll be migrating back to FBSD

[open pasture]

😔

Discord is being racist and not giving me the totally useless feature that other people have that I will probably never use, message forwarding.

[boreal torrent]

or just

pull the paidBSD card

[crude fern]

bd mod

[boreal torrent]

(Hackintosh)

[crude fern]

you friends w/devilbro

[open pasture]

I've never talked to him so no?

[crude fern]

mmmm

sad

[open pasture]

lol I never add anyone or keep anyone added so I never have that problem of needing to clear it

[sly spear]

I gotta lock in 😭

[shrewd marsh]

rip

[crude fern]

vee when we giving ownership of vencord to devilbro

[bold adder]

future funk 🔥

[jolly temple]

installing bedrock fixed itself.

[crude fern]

no

[paper gate]

why

[sly spear]

I am going slowly insane

[open pasture]

$30 at least

[crude fern]

ugly

[open pasture]

Why is it so ugly? and why does it look like a chicken?