#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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we'll have to gang up on like primadon or something ourselves
meow (I'm literally a cat)
vp decor
Create and use your own custom avatar decorations, or pick your favorite from the presets.
Fiery
custom avatar decorations
i donโt
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
my face when i can't rely on a more skilled and more powerful player to get everything for us
meow
okokokthx
how much storage does it use
how
and how much do u pay for cdn
hiiiiiii :3
using hls so no need to handle it myself
few bucks a month?
it's mostly egress fees
isnt hls only live streams
it's not storage costs but 1.9gb. around 2-3 dollars on traffic
i feel kinda sick
don't u guys find it weird that I'm the only one without nitro here 
sorry
you arent
why? multiple storage providers have free egress if u use cloudflare proxy
only have it because they gave me a free month
like backblaze + cloudflare has no traffic fee iirc
I had nitro before
hihihihihi
const unObserve = observeDom("[class*=message]", (elem) => {
log(elem)
if (!elem.classList.contains("wasedited")) {
elem.insertAdjacentElement("afterbegin",
<span>balls</span>
)
elem.classList.add("wasedited")
}
unObserve()
})```
@stark herald this seems to work
no cuz its not something we care about
(if you use cloudflare fully w/ R2 it could be completely free
)
horror
SHOW
ballshorror
we are i just haven't tuned settings enough to make it free
well 3 dollars is whatever so it doesnt matter much ig
awww omg
floof machine
R2 + cloudflare cache in front of it
Thx :333
yaaaa
so much floof
you basically get zero class A requests
fluffye
why are there balls everywhere in yoru client
it was originally backblaze + cf worker, then r2 + cf worker, now pure r2
balls
yeah id throw cloudflare cache in front of it
she is such floof
@cerulean lance can we give you mod
:3
@deep token give me a funny image
I wanna join the party, I'm a cat too
tbh now I thought
@deep token my friend sent this
AWWWWW
300tb bandwidth monthly
mantฤฑ
class b you mean?
how is decor less than 2gb with 300k users wtf
hi
hii
3mb image limit
this is a very formal cat imo
im loosing it
mantika
That's a fellow cat
zeeter
I've met her before
hi
my acount will be disabled soo
lc.gem 2gb divided by 300k
Dividing 2 gigabytes (GB) by 300 kilobytes (kB) results in approximately 6,990.51.
Here's the breakdown:
-
Convert gigabytes to bytes:
- 2 GB = 2 x 1024**3 bytes (since 1 GB = 1024 MB and 1 MB = 1024 KB and 1 KB = 1024 bytes)
- 2 GB = 2,147,483,648 bytes
-
Convert kilobytes to bytes:
- 300 kB = 300 x 1024 bytes
- 300 kB = 307,200 bytes
-
Perform the division:
- 2,147,483,648 bytes / 307,200 bytes โ 6,990.51
Therefore, 2 GB is approximately 6,990.51 times larger than 300 kB.
i use an old version of discord.js-self for a thing
also not everyone makes their own decor
kys
How do I become an image sender
hmm
looking for jonathan cordven
wait does enabling plugin require you to authorize
lc.gem 2gb divided by 300.000
Dividing 2 gigabytes (GB) by 300,000 results in 7,158.28 megabytes (MB).
Here's the breakdown:
- 1 GB is equal to 1024 megabytes (MB).
- So, 2 GB is equal to 2 x 1024 MB = 2,048 MB.
- Dividing 2,048 MB by 300,000 gives us 7,158.28 MB.
Therefore, 2 GB divided by 300,000 is approximately 7,158.28 MB.
is he here
noooo it doesnt work ๐
oh this makes more sense okay
this ai is so bad im crying
hiiii it's me who doesn't make its own decor
echo can you still make messages remixes
200k "active" users
yeah
least obvious ai generated image on twitter
tl;dr cache rules on the public facing domain
LMAO
655 new messages though ๐ฅ
thats it rly
meanwhile vencord badges are 200mb ๐ญ
you dont have to do any other crazy setup
i don't optimise badges cause lazy
horror
doooo
how many badges are there
yea
@harsh minnow can i have a badge
theyre so tiny they shouldnt be any bigger than 256x256 at most
At least 20
uploading 16k res badge
you can
true
As a cat myself, I can conform that we make secret party's to meet together.
@stiff urchin hiiiiiiii
.
๐ญ
okay
when you give bee money
wait really
because ur dumb and dont compress
:3
donating to vee to send a 12 gb badge
@warm zenith broken back door
i just want a minky badge
tbf there is discord development
but I think its just rebranded canary
wrong minky
it is
oh...
!
@nocturne bough rate
my minky girl..
wtf
ive heard it gets updates a little quicker than canary
messed up
actually wait
impostor
send me a cdn link @prime kraken
who wants to join me robbing a bank
i wanna check something
I dont know what this is but dont
but it just uses stable / canary (idek man) API 
oh we do have some cache config it seems
development is not a branch that exists
@harsh minnow join me, I will rob a bank
yeah
?
very interesting
yeah
driver had to yell at everyone to get out using the front door
u just need to tweak the caching
"NO NO FRONT DOOR FRONTDOOR OUT PLEEZ"
mm
Stop sending pics of my friends
yes i have my finest germans on it right now
4 hour cache for images that r basically immutable
i was about to ask if he said it in the thickest aussie accent ever or not
my minky b oy
vencord way is kinda smart ngl
vmink
make 1 year cache
chinese
and put random ids for images
eon cache
i have mine left on the 4 hour cache for my image host as a precaution in case i need to delete something and i forget to purge but yeah if you crank up the time to max you should basically get it for free
you should use my proxy instead 
I have a therapist ready for u
is it just your a-class ops that are costing you?
jkjk pls dont discord will probably kill the token i use for it
oh alright
@warm zenith the aussie accent drivers are hilarious
add caching silly
"FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!"
nope not that many
"Fuck SAKE!!!"
when people get behind the wheel they get infused with the rage of the sun
then it shouldnt kill 
from what i understand there should be none
@stiff urchin hii harukie
it depends on the bus they're driving
can someone make it just her head
there's one that every driver and every passenger cannot stand
yes but as you said cache is not that nicely configured rn
here is it then https://shiroko.me/api/discord/avatar/222069018507345921.png
it's better cuz it fetches the maximum size (4096) 
i will probably add a size query param later
class b

if you try to turn left it'll just try and make you go straight
it kinda just tries to make you crash
our buses always had the driver separated
imo you love it hink
:)
and idk if they also rage or we just don't hear them over the engine and/or through the door but still
the drivers cab has a door
i know im stupid i dont need affirmation
aren't we all a bit silly
@deep token its so over
@void ivy I have a quiz for u :333
how
one bus i saw had the driver COMPLETELY separated from the passenger part
it was really weird
idk how to explain it
the front door at the driver was divided
the driver's just a bit introverted
look closely
the right part lead into the driver's part and the left into the passenger
so it only opened one side
so happy we don't have turnstiles anymore
Im a professional at being ignored 
dont be ignored
ok ok i see it
that reminds me about the conductor door in our subway trains
breaking your ignored streak
the older ones
:3
????
I have a quiz, whoever answers it gets nitro
i wonder what the rise from 15th to 28th was
the answer is 1945
wtf
me
@spring trellis here look
sorry
Erm actually, 1944
go finish aliucordecor
except i've almost never seen ads or posters there and the door was the same paint as the wall so it was almost unnoticeable
gtg
lol
guhhh i lazy
Bye bye
@glossy eagle hi
@paper gate
a
i need to eep
Hiiii
kasi is purging the whole fucking cache
Then eep
@stark herald is this better or the original

loud retarder
government
๐
ba
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
whar
have good dreams
just realized how much worse the crowdstrike strike-out could've been if it was a malicious attack. how many devices had a single point of failure. did this blunder inadvertently prevent an even worse catastrophe on scale with the xz utils backdoor?
is everything back up yet i've slept through most of it
probably
Why tf we talking abt the bus
its made people aware that spof is bad
and they'll stop using crowdstrike
(in some cases)
@near wharf congrats omg,, why didn't u tell us u got a job at discord?
@void ivy how can I be an image sender

my first like 1000 messages here were about them
level up
Real!!!!!1!
oh so it is literally just tied to level
Bro u okay
yes
or be like me and know one of the janitors for 3 years before joining
because im deeply embarrassed
it sucks here i wanna die

%xp in #๐ค-bot-commands
thx
๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ธ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ธ๐ป๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐
i cant find this server constantly so i always think i got banned
soon we will able to see the top secret xp leaderboard here
ew
Why that emoji
horror
xp every 5 minutes
More inflation please
I'm back cuties
its not supposed to be taken seriously ๐ฅ๐ป๐ธ
ok :333
isnt it just based on msg length
good night oomfs
knowing xp levels in other servers i'm probably in the top 10% of all chatters somehow
goodnight
@harsh minnow hello this is my unofficial badge request thank you
if u try to abuse the xp system idk what to tell u but ur trying too hard for arbitrary discord numbers
this textreplace rule is so ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
There was already XP counter and timer plugin lmao
show me your ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด
im so ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
i took this in 2018 on an ipad 4
horror
stop sending my fellow cat friends
lol
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ moment
i need tooltip ๐๐ป
this is my cat
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters
there's so everything back cuties
the minker
because of course when i try to do something nice like make it actually try to prioritise good messages people work out how to game it
literally just chance, awesome
we make secret partys
@void ivy why was it based off length in the first place?
looks cool
would put it on my wallpaper if discord didn't destroy the quality
good tooltip "this is my cat"
only the preview is compressed
@lone dust who
oh wait no i did make it use the message content still
i guess i didnt push the algorithm change
xpMath.ts: Lines 15-17
export function getXpForMessage(message: Message) {
return Math.min(Math.ceil((message.content.length / 10) ** 2), 30);
}
oopsie daisy
optimize ur xp gain by sending copypastas
i think on my PC i have it commented out and it just says math.random again
yk what I like about vee?
he cares about new members and makes them feel welcomed
my nitro will come in useful for this
uhm what if content is null
Include zalgo text in them for extra points
I used to be a programmer back I the day
i'm going to ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด your ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ahh ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด until your ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด can't be ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ no more, you ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด.
on an attachment only message it'll just be an empty string
so i need to send an average of 55 characters per message for the best xp gaining
ah ok
hello :3
you know what frustrates me more though
@median shore we saw
about the plugin
nuh uh
that plugin was actually more polished than most of the plugins that get submitted to vencord
and it genuinely upset me
embed fail in the chat
knowing that
it looked decently good and the code was not quite acceptable but mostly fine
Yuh uh
I eat humans
which one
hi
embed failure in the chat
hello gwa gwa
oh lol
hello tanoshi
what is this gif
no way
pretty sure i lost the pk3 for this so all i have is this video
Stella...
new plugin idea: personal xp bar where you can enter a global leaderboard of all vencord users across all servers. truly a gamer's paradise.
I'm a cat, I'm faster
?
i will install
THE QUALITY ๐
it says new york in the center
Is that the map I think it is?
y u ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ like that
what the fuck
it is
???
meow
if you start padding your messages with zwsps i will automod them all and time you out for a day
nuts.wad
The one you need like a whole month to legally finish it?
horrible
this is not a threat, this is a promise
kasi is setting me up to pay $100 for r2 this month
i made it for fun, and never used it lmao]
๐ฅฒ
I'm gonna supprimer vencord
ah yes
No Caching At All
the best way of using s3
why is there an alien
purging cache 300 times
they're just a freaky freak
what? is it an alien concept to you?
am i missing something
minker
letters
lfg


that looks like a blob
RUMIA DANCE GIF :DDDDD
@harsh minnow thanks queen
๐ฒ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ธ๐๐ท ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ป๐ธ๐ช๐ฝ
@harsh minnow banger you're listening to
nop
oh no.
@shadow owl i hate you
does it have bitlocker
@keen junco do you perhaps have cloudstrike on your computer
ok ok good. that means you only need a revolver instead of a double-barreled shotgun. go into your backyard and shoot it in the middle.
also bluescreens
based

um
where do it say that?
@median shore
clearly photoshopped
surely
totally
comically loud audible gulp
I FOUND SHIGGY.PK3
crowdstrok
whats the bluescreen code
vban @median shore https://youtu.be/blmiTe8wzAM (troll)
#meme #sound #soundeffect #memes #memepage #soundtrack #sounds #soundeffects #soundboard #memesoundeffect #memesoundeffects #memesoundfx #memesound #memesounds #goofy #goofyahh
Done! 
Banned br0k3nc4lculat0r (@median shore)
thank god i poste this here before
lmao
i used to do that
okay
runop
redesign moment
before i quit every mod position i was in
I LOVE RUN__DANCE
frosted glass 
fortnite
escaped again
its really funny
paid a 4th of every device's http/s requests https://x.com/_luigi17/status/1814053282093858884
that one was a BANGER please continue
im trying to be funny
because it has no frosted glass
as they say God is watching and you are gonna get punished according to your actions after your death
but fuck that if God can't punish people rn then I'll do that
(btw I'm high) ily guys 
:|
and then its just frosted glass jumpscare
any idea
you posted this right after the gank video now it's going to be stuck in my head
jumpscare
who is going to tell them
LOL
I WAS THINKING
OF USING THE GANK VIDEO
IN THE REASON
like HOW did that guy not see it
what does the smaller text underneath beside the qr code say though
BUT THEN I REALISED IT WOULD ONLY BE FUNNY TO US
goodnight
CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED
Omegalul
good night!!
wait
necromancy
where did the voidwalker go
voidwalker-shaped hive construct:
God saw discord and already lost trust in humanity
soon vencord vendor venniecord will become deepdor deepcord and wokencord
got it
rumia cute
it sends the reason in a codeblock soooo
awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :(
@deep token
oh well it still makes for funny public ban reasons
luney toones

ban for serious reason..
ok sleep time

why are the donuts square
I WILL MAKE FUNNY REASONS (i put serious reasons in brackets)
vee should give me access to textreplace rules channel :3333
night
i am going to bring WHIMSY to the moderation
pweaseee ๐ฅบ
a little bit of solace
we will be bringing joy and comedy to the execution i mean moderation
rule the world with a silly iron fist
the modmail in question
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ textreplaces
horror
no
ok
:: 205 packages to upgrade/install.
what the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด!!!

i said whimsy to the moderation
not to the rules of the server

ok im alt f4ing and sleeping
for real
tbh behemoth old license to test
bye
when you want to get an unban you'll have to fight the enforcer
you guys are so un๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด
see you in the afterlife
a
new pfp and banner is awesome
You only a freak in the end and beginning of a month
im so ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดalicious
facts
I see humanity on twitter at least
I see people die on Twitter
I LOVE BAMBIE THUGGGG <3333
cute
๓ฐซ
@indigo elk new nickname
๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ ๓ฐซ๓ฐซ
this song is so good
PEAK
i wonder what happens if i try to use a bitmap font
@warm zenith
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
wise words
fyi you're visible in the reflection
itโs not me
you saw the ad right lol
it's been so long ..
LOL
if only i had a video of the loudest iโve seen
rear end a bus and that ad will be very handy
bro WHY tf their donut robot makin square donuts
omg is that even possible
probably, but with severe burns
stallman reference
so true
hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiii
hello
wtf why are nerd fonts rendering in discord
@magic dune idont know you but i will start a conversation with you . how are you
what!
good, you?
sleepyyy and so bored
yk It's fuckin funny when your message get husked
eating
oh god that reminds me i need to eat
hey awesome happy birthday
lol
yes
thankss
@sand citrus is it your bday
its never too late
happy 33
what are u gonna get
I mean being late is better than not saying anything
happy belated birthday even though we basically just met lol
yop
unsure atm
btw happy birthday
happy hanukkah ๐
I love kebab
same
peak dining
<3
Meat ๐ ๐คค
kevin gets it
happy birthday
tyty
Yeah happy late bday
i never get to have kebabs

expensive
rip
Another lap around the sun
HAPPY BIRTH
Another fight won against Father Time
exact;y;...
aren't kebabs just meat on a stick
ive worked with one of these things before btw https://youtu.be/ajEfhWuUA90
Shows how to make donuts and mini donuts and helps new owners and operators learn how to operate their Belshaw Donut Robotยฎ machine.
More information: http://www.belshaw-adamatic.com/products/doughnut-machines/donut-robot-machines.html
but it's only $3
kebab is ~like 5C here
i cant find any better videos online
that's like. fast food levels of expensive.
y'all getting scammed by Turks
that arent of the mk V
idk what that means
shawarma is not a fast food
apologize please
sorry
i wasnt even supposed to be operating it actually
7โฌ 8$ ]{[รท]รท[ wage
In Morocco people work $20 a day
8am to 8pm
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
i think nevo should be euthanized
i paid TWENTY DOLLARS for a halal snack pack once (which is just kebab meat & fries, popular australian food)
person who offered to train me wasnt trained to train me
but
eh
wit 20 dollars you could buy a house back in ghe day
not my photo
looks good
brought up the fast food comparison since like, it's seen as a delicacy now for some reason, probably idiot of me to bring it up but still
@open pasture
hungry...
@harsh minnow feeling hungry rn
whereโs the gooning version of this
I lost it
@magic dune thereโs context I swear
left was my pfp
i hope it doesn't make it worse
anyone here understands Arabic?
i'm hungry asf
donโt you ???
I have a very funny meme but I can't get absolutely ignored
2012 Doughnut Line produces 24,000 raised donuts/hour, or 30,240 cake donuts/hour. Manufactured by a consortium of Rondo-Doge (makeup line) Belshaw Adamatic (proofer and cake donut depositor) JBT Foodtech (fryer) and Kess Industries (glazer)
DONUT HELL
This is actually a mk2
my friend knows
but like
ig
i cant embarrass myself
think mk 5 is faster and like
your meme probably SUCKS
please promise me its funny
but no one will understand :(
internally yes its been banned instantly sent to suffer this point
i can send it to my friend
slightly better
thx kevin
but it has to be
it's really funny
7/10
almost the same
vee how much to cook for me?
2โฌ
wow that cheap?
affordable
S3rl is a good artist
vee stop having amazing music tastes challenge
(impossible)
Just the topics he covers sometimes is a bit
Cheesy
Cringy even
Lemon zest dosent taste bad
I was bored
nom nom
lemon flavouring is so good
first one is peak
why tf did u listen to it tho
unexpected
I actually puked when I saw the image
vee can i put you in a industrial belshaw donut robot
it doesn't have the trans flag
so it's a normal gay flag :/
i'm boring
don't say that everyone has their music taste
might be going to pride parade tmr
anything except country
tbf this seems very generic so maybe
and most modern pop
W or L?
I have class
lmao
barenaked ladies reference
me too
just some people making it look bad with strict rules
like the girls should wear hijab everyday and every time but they DIDN'T explain the context and I see it's unfair if it was actually true
omg...
who would go in a lazy river if this was the lazy river
my msuic taste > your music taste objectively /srs /sx
ME
I DONT CARE ITS SCALDING HOT FRYER OIL IT LOOKS SO FUNNNN
๐
yipeeeee!!
@paper gate
anyone else like the avalanches
you need to get on @jaunty remnant's plexamp
indeed
true ig bc levin
idk what that is
this album has 3500 samples
3500?
why
yes.
have you seen the psycho blast lady?
just use instruments
Thatโs a few samples
this alone has like 200 samples
does it have sentence mixing
imagine worse jellyfin but it has} like a tb of pirated jcore music
absolute peak
https://open.spotify.com/track/2X8kJoM9LK4Ufx3RJFxQPi
the song actually back in 1970
i need to selfhost music streaming finally
my music collection is large
koi selfhosts his so we can all stream it lol
it's growing constantly cause i'm downloading more shit
it recently shrunk cause i cleaned up a lot of shit

shit mines only like 30
get more storage oomfie
ACCIDENTALLY TRASHED MY MUSIC FOLDER LOL
16.2GB for my music files
do u like my whatsapp theme samie ๐ฅบ
girl only got 64 gb available
๐ญ tell me u got a backup
yes ofc its lovely
or that its not perma
i moved it back its fine
trash bin my beloved
achoo
can never decide which format to download
so it's all just AAC or FLAC depending on the album
in case the file got deleted
@vee
please tell me it's not an 128k MP3
i download flac for no reason
facts\
i do 320k mp3
The crunchier the better
i just do it as futureproofing for if i ever get IEMs
i dont think id care either way i just like it
its something about it being high quality even if i cant hear it
my brain like
i have a like 200MB flac for a pink floyd song
i think it's better than .wav at least but like, maybe? idk
i have some songs in wav lol
mfs downloading flacs just to listen to it on their 15$ discounter earbuds
hi guys thoughts on p!atd
me tbh.
close enough
alright lets you with zwsps i have mine on telegram members
one wav 
very long wav, but wav still
maybe not very
butl
like 30 min ?
yeah 30
that's small for a 30 minute wav
i dont know much about wav other than its uncompressed
fuck
but its not very high quality
so maybe htats why
its like
it might as well be a 128kbps mp3
wav is just raw audio data
lol
sorry
i just have it as wav cus thats what it was exported as originally
ehe
maybe someone transcoded it from an MP3 ๐ค
the amount of fake FLACs i've seen is crazy
im gonna grind you up intoa fine mist
nah its like
or im not sure
but
me?
it's hard to tell really
headpats
someone idk
it was exported as wav anyway and its from the originall uploader
i'm decent at spectral analysis
wow cold
but like
it doesnt go above 16khz
but its the original file tho
just shit quality
um
do you have a screenshot of the spectrals?
ya ill pull it upo
im sure its the original cus
it was available for download from the original soundcloud uploader
"exit idle" ๐ค
i don't trust a lossless audio upload by default ngl
that's lossy
but its silly
has the shelf of an MP3
i have no clue what im looking at
im p sure its ilke
whats the shelf is that like the weird spikes at the start?
that go all the way up
or what are those
gtg'd
i see those in lossy formats sometimes
its probably shitty mp3s combined and exported as wav
the cutoff
wrong channel silly
a yea
true
yea thats
320k MP3s have it at 16
let me just double check
u know mroe than me but im pretty certain its like
15 or 16
for 128kbps
and for 320 its like 20
maybe 22? but i thik 20
so this wav file is just an evil mp3?
awesome

yea
but i do know a bit
Spanish
yea i know like the bare minimum
no clue :P
do not check gc
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