🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[spring trellis]

i'd absolutely love to ride to school in this though

[warm zenith]

no you can't

[soft wadi]

someone said mac

[spring trellis]

shame it's been turned to tin cans

[deep token]

yes i can

[deep token]

i did!!! gimme that

[dense aspen]

sup

[edgy ermine]

yo

you can rip the apple apps from that mac

[keen kernel]

False advertisement

[deep token]

true advertisement

it runs gta and beamng im happy

[keen kernel]

[jolly temple]

[edgy ermine]

rip these apps

it'd be funny

[keen kernel]

[deep token]

aasps dont get compressor or motion

only final cut and logic

[edgy ermine]

huh

[deep token]

yeah

[edgy ermine]

i got mine though

[deep token]

where

apple store or aasp

[edgy ermine]

best buy

[deep token]

o

i guess america does

here in europe i dont see them

and fcp is old

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine soon u will become pro gd player

[deep token]

10.7.1

[edgy ermine]

🥺

[warm zenith]

Replacement

[frail lichen]

🪐 Saturn (noticed from the signs)

[spring trellis]

that's meant to scroll between "Train" and "Replacement"

[warm zenith]

what does it mean

[soft wadi]

@deep token im getting a free m3 macbook

[spring trellis]

train replacement

[mental oxide]

free?

[winter girder]

HOW

[spring trellis]

like yk when the train dies

[mental oxide]

how

[winter girder]

???

[edgy ermine]

do u want them

i can send em to you

[winter girder]

Need the tutorial ASAP

[soft wadi]

secret:3

[edgy ermine]

and you know they're legit cause apple signed them

oh

lmfao

ok

[spring trellis]

there were train replacement buses this morning when a tree fell onto a power line then a train

[winter girder]

Is he buying it for you

[mental oxide]

you robbed it

[soft wadi]

@somber leaf

[rapid aurora]

it's really easy to get a free MacBook
just catfish someone in his 30's

[deep token]

hell yeah

which

[rapid aurora]

thank me later

[soft wadi]

the pro 14inch one

[somber leaf]

It’s a M3 pro

[deep token]

m3 pro or regular m3

[mental oxide]

@deep token may you give me feedback on this one

[winter girder]

💔💔

[soft wadi]

higgigigigigigiggi

[slow brook]

who you catfish?

[sudden sun]

@mental oxide @deep token oomfs

[deep token]

change the arm's angle

[soft wadi]

i catfished soda

[mental oxide]

[winter girder]

Lmao 😭😭

[deep token]

hell yea

[warm zenith]

that's fire

[mental oxide]

wdym

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/958778704123822110/ezgif-2-ab90b144fa.gif

[warm zenith]

i think here when like, a subway line got closed for a while we got replacement buses

[soft wadi]

@jaunty remnant the bathrooms full gimme like 5 mins

[deep token]

make it go like this angle

[sudden sun]

would you like an array of api keys

[mental oxide]

sure

[mental oxide]

aight

[spring trellis]

the good thing about train replacement is that they call up a bunch of companies to do it.

so you could either get a big megacorpo that are strict towards their drivers
or you could get a local business where the drivers vape INSIDE THE BUS and drive barefoot

[soft wadi]

i was thinking the opposite side to fill the space

[mental oxide]

what if i did both

[deep token]

o ya good idea

[spring trellis]

one of them was flooring it in a carpark with the doors open while blasting american patriotic music

[warm zenith]

not sure what you think about the latter but that sounds fucking awesome

[deep token]

HELL YEA

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

[spring trellis]

it is absolutely fucking awesome

[mental oxide]

@deep token

[warm zenith]

oh okay that is actually awesome

[spring trellis]

i aint even american 😭

[deep token]

what the fuck 😭

[deep token]

i know lmao

[warm zenith]

we don't get that

[spring trellis]

he was the chillest guy. don't see him anymore

[warm zenith]

we should but we don't get that

[jolly temple]

do

[warm zenith]

however our schools are vapeshops

[deep token]

worf ill be getting an iphone 16 pro

excited for the cameras

[warm zenith]

and our bathrooms are smoke machines

[soft wadi]

I WANNA DO THIS TOO

QAIT

[deep token]

they are rumored to REMOVE LENS FLARE

[frail lichen]

polish trick?

[warm zenith]

you open the door and it's like a scene in a movie with all the smoke coming out

[winter girder]

I was thinking this

[deep token]

LMAO

[mental oxide]

hand coming from space

[dense phoenix]

penice

[spring trellis]

neat. i need a new phone so bad lol

[winter girder]

Yes

[somber leaf]

How?

[deep token]

me too lmao

[warm zenith]

buses are the funniest thing ever

[deep token]

this 12 mini is

[dense phoenix]

whys it curved down

[deep token]

well

dead

[dense phoenix]

is she patting herself

[spring trellis]

another one

drives through a very red light
"NOBODY SAW THAT ROIGHT??"
"OK THANKS GUYS"

[deep token]

no?

[spring trellis]

imagine it in the most australian junkie accent ever

[deep token]

HELL YEAH

[mental oxide]

it was my first attempt at drawing a headpat calm your fucking calcium cannons bitch

[spring trellis]

there was another one where the drivers beat up misbehaving passengers daily

[winter girder]

Calcium cannons?? 😭😭

[soft wadi]

cuz im not real

[somber leaf]

That’s it I’m ending it all tonight

[soft wadi]

@deep token please help me convince koi to get a new phone

[dense phoenix]

💀

[soft wadi]

an iphone

[somber leaf]

Goodbye chat

[dense phoenix]

okay fine

[spring trellis]

also threatened to spray a fire extinguisher at you while screaming at you to "GET OUT OF MY BUS"

[dense phoenix]

sheesh

[frail lichen]

yes

[winter girder]

What phone does he have

[deep token]

what does he have

[mental oxide]

the more i look at your pfp the more i think i did an amazing job

[soft wadi]

Absolute hot ass

[deep token]

i'll convince him easily

[mental oxide]

your pfp is a huge ego boost of mine

[deep token]

you have an iphone?

[somber leaf]

True

[dense phoenix]

you'll give him a downgrade

[soft wadi]

me? yes

[spring trellis]

and if you complained through the feedback form they would either accuse you of lying or they'd say the cameras weren't working LOL

[warm zenith]

i don't believe that australians speak english

[deep token]

ok bet

[winter girder]

Take into account that he train spots and needs a good camera for it

[deep token]

shut up

[soft wadi]

koi is the only guy in the friendgroup without an iphone

i hate him

[somber leaf]

The sole reason I don’t text koi is because he has a android

[sudden sun]

fr

[soft wadi]

REAL

NO FACETIMING

!????

[night cape]

fuck poor people

[soft wadi]

die

[deep token]

@jaunty remnant okay so basically
if you get an iphone you can text all the cool people AND you can play 8 ball with sho

[warm zenith]

i think ever since the death of shuttle buses here we've only had the official government organization manage transportation

[soft wadi]

he can play 8ball irl w me rn

[deep token]

cameras are good too i think

[spring trellis]

"We hope you realise your mistakes and only send truthful complaints to the PTV complaint form in the future. Best regards, [the owner's name]"

"Our driver says he acted appropriately. Unfortunately the CCTV system was not functioning"

[deep token]

HELL YEA

[deep token]

okay but gamepigeon is awesome too

[deep token]

@void ivy can confirm

[void ivy]

yip

[winter girder]

I have a carrier contract phone 😔😔

[rough crater]

hic chqt

[soft wadi]

"OKAY IMM SOOOLD"

refusing to go to a store rn

[somber leaf]

1. no e2e
2. can’t text over WiFi (so not at work)
3. no rich text features

[spring trellis]

our network is run by various companies on behalf of the government

[winter girder]

RCS is on Android btw

[soft wadi]

Im so prouf that I said e2e as a reason

I FEEL SO SMART

[spring trellis]

the small family businesses are going extinct sadly

[warm zenith]

i think there are some companies that still do transportation but it's mostly just the government itself

[rough crater]

ok

[warm zenith]

oh and also

[spring trellis]

govt is making an effort to consolidate the contracts

[rough crater]

the govt is trash then

[winter girder]

It's a s20 FE with a cracked screen and no OEM unlocking 😭😭 you do NOT want it

[warm zenith]

there are private buses going from the city center to like places where people live

[somber leaf]

Reasons why I don’t text you

[warm zenith]

i kinda miss shuttle buses but i also don't

[dense phoenix]

the rcs in question:

[rough crater]

no end to end

[spring trellis]

yeah i'm actually furious about it

[warm zenith]

how come

[rough crater]

does the govt run vodafone

if yes

then they have

[winter girder]

You literally can't, the option is disabled and you'll need to ask Verizon to use their unlock codes to get it

[rough crater]

to

[jolly temple]

tested it lol idg the key up fakers but on about vencord?

[somber leaf]

As in do I have cellular signal or you want me to use the app?

[rough crater]

up the security

[frail lichen]

RCS

[strange imp]

i want to break it

[spring trellis]

after the government handed a contract from a family business to a big corpo, service delivery dropped from 100% to 78%

[rough crater]

my friend downed vodafones website for like 5 minutes

[winter girder]

Teach me

Also Koi, don't get a iPhone

[rough crater]

no

get an iphone

now

[winter girder]

Get a android with a good camera and RCS support

[mental oxide]

iPhone has RCS

dummy

[somber leaf]

Koi can we have a fight to the death in the airport when i get there

NO CAN YOU WAIT AT THE AIRPORT FOR ME

[winter girder]

RCS support is coming to iOS 18 so now there's no reason to get a iPhone

[somber leaf]

SHOs ass won’t be there

[spring trellis]

@deep token there's one other company that got banned from doing tram replacement because one of the drivers did a 26 HOUR tram replacement shift

[somber leaf]

SHO SAID SHE WONT

Of

[winter girder]

Ik, but androids can be customized easily and have better cameras

[deep token]

DIE

[somber leaf]

Oh

[lapis lava]

ecosystem, stability, updates

[somber leaf]

YES LETS FIGHT

[deep token]

gamepigeon

[lapis lava]

3 good reasons to get iphone

[deep token]

and this

[mental oxide]

@deep token ignore the alien hand is the angle & position better

[deep token]

and it just works

[somber leaf]

YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN SHOOOO

[deep token]

yooo

cute

[somber leaf]

WAAAAAA

[frail lichen]

just get an better adblocker lol

[somber leaf]

Why aren’t we just gay lovers yet

[winter girder]

I feel like Koi likes custom ROMs but idk

[mental oxide]

anyways koda was right it's better to draw the hand in space

[somber leaf]

Who needs women

[winter girder]

:3

[dense phoenix]

cuter...

[winter girder]

NOO MY EARBUD IS ABOUT TO DIE

[strange imp]

women? tell us the definition

[somber leaf]

Sho

[deep token]

hell yeah

[mental oxide]

you have the actual Apple Pencil i have chinesium...

[spring trellis]

ok bored bye

[strange imp]

uhum-uhum, smart one

[warm zenith]

🎉

[winter girder]

I can already tell you're pretty 🎀🎀

[warm zenith]

i think we got a few times where bus drivers were overworked

[strange imp]

[soft wadi]

glazing

goodbye

im shy

bye

[spring trellis]

the driver just did it because he felt like it too

[spring trellis]

no actual reason 🤣

[warm zenith]

one time was in st petersburg and the guy drove straight off a bridge

[deep token]

i also have the actual apple pencil

[deep token]

wait how did i miss this wtf

16 hours???? LOL

[warm zenith]

no you misread

[winter girder]

Okay well I can't not tell the true

[somber leaf]

@soft wadi @jaunty remnant I’m posting a uncensored version of all of us when I get there

[soft wadi]

NO

MY FACE

[warm zenith]

teehee (collapses out of exhaustion

[soft wadi]

IM UGLY

[mental oxide]

@deep token

[jolly temple]

user to lewi nuckyz megu or vee knows the downside to resume as png

[jaunty trellis]

nuh uh

[icy grail]

disagreed

[somber leaf]

YOURE NOT UGLY I LITERALLY STARE AT IT EVERY NIGHT IDIOT

[spring trellis]

all of their drivers have nicknames

one of them (nicknamed captain) wears a full ship captain's uniform every time he drives

[soft wadi]

r u in my walls

[winter girder]

I can't tell a lie

[spring trellis]

and he's so friendly it's insane

[mental oxide]

SO REAL BESTIE

[warm zenith]

i wish we got this

[somber leaf]

So there is this iOS exploit you can use to force people to accept FaceTime

[soft wadi]

im getting a new ipad AND macbook next week woowooo \T/

[soft wadi]

WHAT.

[deep token]

thats cool lmao

[warm zenith]

our transportation system is really complex and serious

[mental oxide]

what iPad you gettin'

[deep token]

no lmao

[winter girder]

Lucky ass mf💔💔

[deep token]

thats like 3 years ago

[somber leaf]

M4

[mental oxide]

look @ ping bitch

[soft wadi]

ipad m4

[deep token]

yooo

[mental oxide]

neat

[mental oxide]

is it good enough

[warm zenith]

he's landing

[somber leaf]

And she’s getting a 18GB 512gb m3 pro MacBook Pro

Spoiled brat

[deep token]

ya

[winter girder]

Anyways I will always love sho for that gift 🎀🎀

[spring trellis]

i mean the public transport system is starting to become that way too. but private companies doing train/tram replacement can just do what they want

[deep token]

gimme that...

[somber leaf]

No

[void ivy]

im gonna be honest thats really creepy to say even as a joke

pls dont

[warm zenith]

i don't think we get replacements often

[deep token]

:(

[deep token]

it was real

but like 2-3 years ago

patched already

[void ivy]

i know :p

but the actual statement is kind of creepy

[soft wadi]

u are so bad at censoring my face

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spring trellis]

it happens sometimes here. melbourne has a big rail network

[warm zenith]

the only replacement i can think of was when like one subway line was closed down for construction of another one and we got a bus replacement

[spring trellis]

but the track quality is shit and australian people often get it shut down

[warm zenith]

i forgot which line it was

[mental oxide]

@deep token

[soft wadi]

koi just told me to start mewing

[mental oxide]

don't

please

[winter girder]

mewing?? No start meowing :3

[warm zenith]

it was like lime or something idfk

there are too many lines

[somber leaf]

I’m saying it to a person I know personally and they know it’s a joke I don’t give a shit lewi

[warm zenith]

our entire transportation is actually held up purely by subway

[void ivy]

i dont care who you're saying it to

[mental oxide]

i still remember the "i'm watching you soda" voice message

[void ivy]

you arent saying it here

[deep token]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

[soft wadi]

genuine fear

[winter girder]

Sho reminds me of my one friend that always shy and is so pretty 🎀🎀 they also both sound the same

[void ivy]

and you need to chill out

[mental oxide]

i was flabbergasted when you sent that 😭

[soft wadi]

do u think we're secretly the same person

[void ivy]

i would yell at anyone else for saying something like that, you arent an exception

[lapis lava]

time to put some tape on my camera

[winter girder]

she always skipped school and still ended up going to the next grade sooo ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[soft wadi]

i dont do that

[icy grail]

horror

[lapis lava]

@icy grail do you still explore .json filee

[icy grail]

sometimes yeah

why

[digital kettle]

i am getting something big

soon

:3

i ordered it

[winter girder]

Guys if you're gonna hack into my camera please only post the images where I look good 😢

[light cedar]

the hoyolab experience

[winter girder]

:3

[digital kettle]

@jaunty remnant awa

hai

im getting

[winter girder]

She reminds me of my school friend

[jolly temple]

bag has to report my bot

[spring trellis]

@deep token do any of your buses sound like this or nah

[digital kettle]

something huge.

[deep token]

dont tell me you got the fold

[light cedar]

truly a Scunthorpe moment

[winter girder]

🤨🤨

[light cedar]

penistone if you will

[digital kettle]

nono

something

[deep token]

nope

[digital kettle]

bigger then that

[winter girder]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[digital kettle]

u will see in 3weeks

[spring trellis]

ignore the 2x2 video LOL

[mental oxide]

@deep token @sudden sun

[winter girder]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[light cedar]

poketube gmod addon

[spring trellis]

shame, must be a modern fleet then

[digital kettle]

it is a tech device

[winter girder]

😈😈

[spring trellis]

this one is so loud it actually vibrates the interior plastic

as you can hear if you listen closely

[winter girder]

Guys do not spin on your chair with 0 sleep

[digital kettle]

but i paid alot of money for it..

rwsfjkvhfydtfges

i hope its good

[winter girder]

You will get nueauous

[deep token]

it kinda is

[mental oxide]

[winter girder]

What is it

[digital kettle]

u will see

in 3 weeks

ish

:3

[winter girder]

Is it a vr headset

[mental oxide]

i made 13 of them

[digital kettle]

its nut

its a tech device

but

[mental oxide]

[digital kettle]

you make music with it

[winter girder]

ITS NUT?????? 😨😨

[winter girder]

I'm so funny

[digital kettle]

its a tech device

but

you make music with it

[winter girder]

Guitar

[digital kettle]

nu

[winter girder]

Piano

[dense phoenix]

the :3 oneeee

theyre cute

[ocean thistle]

john piano

[digital kettle]

i hab 5 pianos

alreay

already*

[winter girder]

Drums

[warm zenith]

i think before we got our buses replaced with electric ones they all sounded just like this

and were insane pollution machines

and the back of it was constnatly fully black

[spring trellis]

yeah that loudass noise is the gearbox

was popular back then

[digital kettle]

i dont know

how to play the drums

[void ivy]

oh my god is that famous user kamuro district roblox

[spring trellis]

they're a very nice sounding gearbox

[digital kettle]

:3

[warm zenith]

i don't think our buses were replaced for decades it feels like they've always been white & green liazes

[digital kettle]

but its a good thing

[mental oxide]

BOCCI 😭

[jolly temple]

trade rebalance

[digital kettle]

ill pplay it

[warm zenith]

hello

[mental oxide]

BRO SAID BOCCI

[digital kettle]

,,,

ill play it

in vc

when its here

[warm zenith]

i'd disable reply notif but the VENCORD HAS BEEN UPDATED! is blocking it

[winter girder]

A cat?? Idk

[digital kettle]

(spoilers: its a SYNTH)

[spring trellis]

lol

been there done that

[void ivy]

lmfao

you can close it

[warm zenith]

OH

[digital kettle]

MHUYNFGHFGY9F0YHEFU9WYHF

[warm zenith]

[digital kettle]

JIHNMYJ9U1FSEFGYG9

😭

[warm zenith]

we've come so far as a society

[void ivy]

me when the ❌ button closes the notif

[winter girder]

NPO A OOQOQOO💀OWPQ GO AWAYJY 💔💔

[void ivy]

YOU TOO?

[spring trellis]

i just click it to restart because it'll nag me until i do so anyway

[median owl]

oh no wysi

[spring trellis]

no point holding it unless you're watching and/or fueling a huge online argument

[void ivy]

WAIT HOW MANY OF YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT YOU CAN JUST CLOSE THE UPDATER NOTIF

[digital kettle]

people use truth social?

[void ivy]

eh i do because im lazy

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1160683826339651705/togif.gif

[median owl]

@jaunty remnant hii

[spring trellis]

i don't even notice it half the time ngl

[sudden sun]

:3

[warm zenith]

i wonder why they got replaced by electric buses

[spring trellis]

LOL

[digital kettle]

also why does despicale me theme goes hard

[void ivy]

is that

soot

[deep token]

LMAOOO

[spring trellis]

there's new BYD electrics here

[median owl]

hru

[spring trellis]

ordered by one of the operators

[deep token]

owo

[spring trellis]

and ngl they are really nice

[deep token]

byd makes buses?????

[winter girder]

APP??

[warm zenith]

the exhaust pipe is RIGHT there and it went something like this

[deep token]

pure chinesium??

[void ivy]

holy

looks like a coal roll

[warm zenith]

they got replaced by clean new electric ones that some people apparently dislik

[mental oxide]

any ideas for what i should draw next

[warm zenith]

but they're really fucking awesome

[deep token]

idk oomf

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-morty-rick-and-morty-20minutes-adventure-quick-adventure-gif-22364490

[winter girder]

RICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AHSHHSHAHSHSHAH

[median owl]

im good

[deep token]

https://fixupx.com/real_hotaru/status/1812693729054007624?s=12

:(

[soft wadi]

AAAA BYD MY BELOVED

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWmSt8v2vaU

yeah and they're really nice (like most buses here it was bodied by a local company)

[soft wadi]

my dad wants me to get a byd

[rapid aurora]

:(

[soft wadi]

car

[spring trellis]

listen to the sounds

i'd LOVE to drive some old shitbox car

[warm zenith]

we also had these buses but that was a bit ago and it wasn't city transportation as far as i know but they look like they're depressed all the time

[deep token]

hmm

[void ivy]

WAIT

[jaunty stag]

shouldn't have installed linux, ended up somehow deleting all partitions and now I paid 75 euro to reinstall windows, im an actual dumbass

[void ivy]

BYD

[digital kettle]

what the fuck did i discover

[winter girder]

Who shit in your cereal???

[deep token]

are they good

[void ivy]

THE COMPANY THAT MAKES FORKLIFTS

MAKES BUSES?

[jolly temple]

?remind 1s https://vencord.dev

[void ivy]

AND CARS?

[warm zenith]

LOL

[soft wadi]

beautiful electric cars

[winter girder]

Gay

[spring trellis]

byd are most known for their cars wtf 😭

[void ivy]

I JUST KNEW THEM AS A FORKLIFT COMPANY

I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE ANYTHING ELSE

[deep token]

thats wild

[digital kettle]

RUSNEY*8VGFEG89HG0GHGÖOTRUYHJI92ERJUTG593?

[median owl]

hoyolab

[winter girder]

I have no fucking clue what company yall are talking about 🎀🎀

[void ivy]

THEY MAKE

[deep token]

ngl i want an audi

[void ivy]

BOX TRUCKS

WEHAT

[digital kettle]

LEWI U OK

[warm zenith]

anyway since we're talking about transport i'm resisting the urge to drop like a 3 page essay on the subway

[void ivy]

ok wtf is this

[warm zenith]

they made gta online real???

LOL

[deep token]

LMAOOO

[mental oxide]

lego ahh truck

[void ivy]

they just ate the passenger cab

[winter girder]

I'm resisting the urge to burn down my school, we are not the same 🎀🎀

[deep token]

to fit a lift

[rapid aurora]

how was your day everyone?

[deep token]

yeah

[spring trellis]

these are the worst buses in my city

-ugly asf
-doors break all the time
-MIRRORS ON THE DOORS.
-MAN (Mechanic Always Needed) chassis
-overall just built cheap, passengers and drivers least favourite bus

[void ivy]

what is this photoshop

[winter girder]

Couldn't tell you, it just started

[void ivy]

what is the guy on the left sitting on

is it the weird artpiece

[warm zenith]

we should buy this as the official method of transportation for the vencord military

[soft wadi]

me

[void ivy]

what is the htird guy

sit

what

[warm zenith]

erm

[eager bolt]

chicken sandwich

[winter girder]

🤨🤨

[rapid aurora]

I hope your day goes well

[soft wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235098766231470080/1259560153972477992/1720369991468300.gif

[void ivy]

i didnt know you were a weirdly shaped corpoart bench

[warm zenith]

oh i just remembered

[soft wadi]

thought you know

[warm zenith]

this bus got a monument

[winter girder]

Not before I can go to prison

[rapid aurora]

oh

[median owl]

koda, what timezone are you tf

[frail lichen]

LMFAOOO

[void ivy]

YO ITS GOING SO FAST

YOOOOOOOOOOO

[winter girder]

My own world

[warm zenith]

it's going so fast it's melting the bridge

[spring trellis]

just a typical first day back at school

[median owl]

if I get that car, is it also rocket powered

[warm zenith]

that's CRAZY

[soft wadi]

lewi

[warm zenith]

just like gta online

[void ivy]

i am not having a car

[winter girder]

LOSEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEE

[void ivy]

that says build your dreams on it

[warm zenith]

you honk and it just accelerates

[void ivy]

it feels like a crappy motivational quote

[void ivy]

yes

[frail lichen]

Tang?

[warm zenith]

i should get a hot pink car that says VENCORD on it in the ugliest fucking font ever

[void ivy]

tang

[soft wadi]

my mg car says motivational quotes out loud after i turn the engine on

[void ivy]

why

[soft wadi]

i will record

when i get home

[rapid aurora]

you guys are back to school already?

[soft wadi]

ITS SO FUNNY

[warm zenith]

and it should be a pickup """"truck"""" so that the last thing someone sees is VENCORD

[soft wadi]

PELASE

[jolly temple]

: (

[void ivy]

WHY DOES IT

DO THAT

[soft wadi]

cause

its like

[spring trellis]

in australia it's winter so this is just a 2 week winter break

[rapid aurora]

I still have 2 months of vacation until school starts

[winter girder]

Guys once I get a car imma get the license plate "shiggy" on it

[soft wadi]

"Have a great start to your day"

[soft wadi]

need an american to make this happen on god

[void ivy]

???????

[soft wadi]

also

[rapid aurora]

oh well have fun at school

[void ivy]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/07/vivaldi_2024-07-15_12-07-33.png

[soft wadi]

motorcycle hit and run me today

not telling my parents tho

[warm zenith]

"have a great start to your day" and then you crash into a pole and get a dui charge

[spring trellis]

i don't even mind school i just listen to music while doing my work

[soft wadi]

cause im dead meat

[void ivy]

$13 to print this as a vinyl

[spring trellis]

thx btw

[warm zenith]

awesome

[void ivy]

why would u bei n trouble for someone hitting u

[rapid aurora]

no need

[winter girder]

I would say some words but Lewi is here 🎀🎀

[soft wadi]

they wont believe me i dont have a dashcam

[warm zenith]

debadging a pickup and putting that instead of the badge

[soft wadi]

real

me everyday

[void ivy]

but the

[rapid aurora]

I'm on 12th grade now

[void ivy]

way the dent is

[warm zenith]

wait

i should get a semi truck

and put VENCORD on the front

[void ivy]

is impossible for you to do unless someone literally rams to the side of you

[rapid aurora]

real

[spring trellis]

my trolling habit is uncontrollable

[void ivy]

because if you managed to do that it would have scrapes

[rapid aurora]

lol

[spring trellis]

11th here despite being a year younger

[winter girder]

Ok grandpa time to go to retirement /joke

[warm zenith]

did sho kill someone

[void ivy]

no she got crashed in to

[warm zenith]

oh

right

[rapid aurora]

oh I'm also a year younger but I failed a year because one of my family members yk
and I couldn't continue

[rapid aurora]

:(

[warm zenith]

i was in a taxi recently and my driver joked that motorcyclists are morgue semi-finished products

[spring trellis]

i was just sent to school a year early

everyone involved regrets that decision BAHAHA

[warm zenith]

i mean if you go on youtube look up motorcycles 9 videos out of 10 are going to be about someone crashing into someone

and then the bike just falls apart like lego

[rapid aurora]

omg I've been on my bed for almost 2 hours

I should go and eat😭

[warm zenith]

idk why people are into motorcycling it's just cycling but it has a diesel engine on it and also you drive on highways to have a higher chance of turning to ash

[keen kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0JhcWURDY

[void ivy]

WAIT A MINUTE

[warm zenith]

YEAH

[void ivy]

THEY IDENTIFIED HER

IN THE TITLE

SONG RUINED

[somber leaf]

Where do you live? I’ll have to kill your for it if you get it first

[warm zenith]

no actually the m stands for mario

[warm zenith]

WHAT IS THAT

[winter girder]

:3 in Koda Island

[warm zenith]

oh that reminds me

[void ivy]

i would like to congratulate mario on the transition

[warm zenith]

you know what's funny about our electric buses

[somber leaf]

Ah so you’re safe

[snow nexus]

comic sans

[keen kernel]

needs plants at end for exhaust

[winter girder]

Yall should come to Koda Island

[jolly temple]

gave someone send em but still am going away from jelly bean era, but theres one liter of every country because the occupation being actual nintendo switch between apps

[warm zenith]

they have giant This is an electrobus. texts on the side

[keen kernel]

so it turns the exhaust back to oxygen

and the magnet for movement

[somber leaf]

Sho will kill me if I do

[warm zenith]

hello

[void ivy]

is that why you're called koda

[winter girder]

Wym, sho and koi are on my island with me rn

[winter girder]

@soft wadi right?

[winter girder]

Maybe

[warm zenith]

i have NO idea why they put the text on it

[void ivy]

i wanna take a picture

with a kodiak

[warm zenith]

oh and our older buses looked like this

[void ivy]

yes

[warm zenith]

what is THAT

[void ivy]

its a kodak

[spring trellis]

didn’t mean to reply

oops

[winter girder]

😭

[warm zenith]

they look like they're background npcs in a city building game

[warm zenith]

you click on them and they have randomly generated names

[winter girder]

Next person to type something is a straight white cis male!!

[strange imp]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-gif-19968647

[spring trellis]

a

[void ivy]

Richard Branstein

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/aawoogie/status/1812466124191105523

[spring trellis]

mark johnson

[warm zenith]

yeah

[winter girder]

What is this Marvin.

[warm zenith]

goodbye marvin

[keen junco]

I have no idea

A JoJo's reference

[warm zenith]

OH

@spring trellis SCHOOL BUS

[void ivy]

ok let me pull out

[warm zenith]

it's so Yellow..

[void ivy]

some english buses

we dont have school buses here

[warm zenith]

english as i like

[stark herald]

😭

[warm zenith]

england

[winter girder]

Gm Marvin

[warm zenith]

??

[void ivy]

yes

okay

what region

do u want to go to first

london?

[warm zenith]

all i know of england's transportation is that they have doubledeckers

[undone shale]

Hatsune Miku was Mario all along??

[warm zenith]

and NOTHING else

[void ivy]

heres london

[warm zenith]

no idea if it's good or bad

[void ivy]

managewd by arriva

[warm zenith]

i mean they look fine to be honest

[void ivy]

u havent

[winter girder]

I want to live in a double decker bus so bad

[void ivy]

seen anything else yet

here is another london

[warm zenith]

the one on the left looks like

jinx

[spring trellis]

ooh an actual coach

[warm zenith]

the cat with big eyes i forgot its name

[warm zenith]

it's so Yellow

[void ivy]

heres a west midlands

[jolly temple]

unless its 35 99

[void ivy]

oops i copied it

[somber leaf]

I thought I was gay

[void ivy]

sorry

[spring trellis]

double decker buses are overrated imo

well

[void ivy]

here's a single decker

[winter girder]

I need one

[void ivy]

ive been on that bus on the right

[somber leaf]

What’s think thing you call a bus

[winter girder]

:3

[spring trellis]

maybe i'm just mad that the only one in regular service runs two services a day

[void ivy]

@warm zenith here's a bus with a funeral ad on it

[spring trellis]

HAHAHAH SCANIA OMNICITY OML

[warm zenith]

yeah i wonder why

[void ivy]

ok lets go

to

[spring trellis]

we have some

[void ivy]

nottingham

[soft wadi]

uhuh

[spring trellis]

well it has the front of one at least

[void ivy]

here's sergeant heather sutton

[warm zenith]

what the fuck is that

[spring trellis]

OPTARE SOLO 😭

LOL

[warm zenith]

you know lewi i kinda changed my mind

[soft wadi]

@void ivy my stolen wallet had my oyster card :(

[void ivy]

here's.. whatever the hell this is

[spring trellis]

we also have these

[void ivy]

wait what?

:(

[winter girder]

YOUR WALLET GOT STOLEN??

[soft wadi]

[spring trellis]

A YUTONG LOL

[winter girder]

KILL.

KILL.

[void ivy]

take this lilac bus

[warm zenith]

okay that's fire

[void ivy]

and hopefully your police report

[drowsy tree]

[void ivy]

will bear fruit

[winter girder]

NEEDDDDDDDD

[warm zenith]

can we buy that

[void ivy]

all the buses in nottingham are color coded to the line

[warm zenith]

can we as vencord buy that

[void ivy]

that they belong to

[rapid aurora]

look at mine

[spring trellis]

this board font is sick

[void ivy]

oh dear

[warm zenith]

okay that's pretty smart

[spring trellis]

like the paint?

[warm zenith]

oh man

[void ivy]

oh yeah we also have bio gas buses

[warm zenith]

i think we also got gas buses

[rapid aurora]

that's nice

[warm zenith]

it's just that nobody cares because the electrobuses exist

[void ivy]

yeah the liveries are all done with the route information and they're colored to the line

[spring trellis]

they cause more issues than they solve ngl

[warm zenith]

does england have shuttle buses

[warm zenith]

i think one exploded fairly recently in moscow

[warm zenith]

THAT LOOKS SO BAD

[spring trellis]

we have a couple buses like that but they always stray onto other routes

[warm zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250986508199137280/1250986604944818217/petrified.gif

[void ivy]

shuttle buses are usually for hospitals and airports

and maybe universies

they arent used much outside of that

[spring trellis]

bus specially painted in a 601 livery
not running a 601

[warm zenith]

we used to have these lietrally everywhere

[void ivy]

ah yeah these ones dont, they have to be on the route they're decked out in

[rapid aurora]

the buses here in Morocco used to be disgusting and unsafe
(couldn't find a picture but it looks like this)

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple heyyy

[winter girder]

Bros delivering with himself

Flirting

[warm zenith]

who will win the finest moroccan bus versus cleanest diesel bus in moscow

[void ivy]

i cant remember the route

but

there's a bus in nottingham

that literally FLOORS it

[warm zenith]

nevo did you see the photo i posted a bit ago

[rapid aurora]

yeah

[void ivy]

like its whole appeal is that its really fast and they dont really care

about being gentle

[warm zenith]

my motion sickness works in awesome ways

[winter girder]

Your profile colors burn my eyes

[warm zenith]

i get into a acr i get sick in 10 minutes even if it hasn't moved

[mental oxide]

i was bored

[void ivy]

accessibility -> sync profile themes

[warm zenith]

i go into vr and i feel nothing for 3 hours

[void ivy]

you're welcome

[warm zenith]

your profile colors are really pretty god bless pink

[rapid aurora]

cute

[void ivy]

🙏

okay lets move from buses

we are going to

TRAMS

[rapid aurora]

we are having another Arabic character in genshin?
https://youtu.be/25A6bl0BHB4

[undone shale]

Dusseldorf had a really good tram system last time I was there

[void ivy]

OH YEAH

[rapid aurora]

wait

[winter girder]

Makes all the regular ones look like shit tho 😔😔

[warm zenith]

i think this is ukraine but here's a school bus

oh trams are fucking awesome

here in moscow we recently got really quiet great ones that are big and all that but people complain about the infrastructure of the trams now

[mental oxide]

i tried using the Vennie color palette but i got a Flareon instead

[void ivy]

thats

not a tram

thats an express passenger train

[rapid aurora]

it's a dinosaur

[winter girder]

It's a fuck you

[winter girder]

Jk

[rapid aurora]

respect my vision please

[spring trellis]

they only last for half the time of a diesel bus

[spring trellis]

so most are only in service for like 10-12 years

[warm zenith]

imagine this one is also blue

[spring trellis]

while the diesels here are in service for 18-24 years

[void ivy]

then i propose to you

[warm zenith]

but before those new trams we had

Them

[rapid aurora]

GASP

[spring trellis]

and after that they're good for charter and rail replacement indefinitely

[winter girder]

Imma eat the breaks

Brakes

[warm zenith]

you call up anyone who lives near tram rails and all you will ever hear is

[void ivy]

this is a hitachi a-train

[winter girder]

Sorry 😔🫶🫶

[warm zenith]

tun tun tun trtrrtrtrhthrthrthrthrtthrrthtrhthhtrhtshrshtrhst creak creak creak explosion 3 sparks

[rapid aurora]

I cry

[winter girder]

Imma eat the computer systems

[warm zenith]

and the ear piercing sound of brakes on metal

and being inside a tram was even worse

and they looked like gmod contraptions

[mental oxide]

hitachi makes literally everything

i want a magic wand

[somber leaf]

Diesel bad

[warm zenith]

anyway

[spring trellis]

there is one rail replacement bus from 1996 that was recently purchased

[jolly temple]

saub3yn54rasxn8zs9 hai

[viral cape]

my city had trolley buses until ~7 years ago and since then we have diesel and electric buses
we do not have trams
we have an awkwardly placed central train station on the edge of the city
bus service is notoriously late

[spring trellis]

1996

[warm zenith]

we used to have these a long time ago

[mental oxide]

hai soda

[spring trellis]

the body is rusting before the chassis is dying LOL

[warm zenith]

@deep token hello

[magic dune]

is that a hash

[somber leaf]

Hello

[winter girder]

Siucuse

[deep token]

HELLO

PRAGUE TRAM SPOTTED

[mental oxide]

hru

[void ivy]

and then

we also have

the class

[warm zenith]

lewi does england have trolleybuses

[deep token]

EXACT SAME FUCKING COLOR

[spring trellis]

if you like trams my city has the worlds biggest network

[viral cape]

what city

[rapid aurora]

what city

[spring trellis]

melbourne, AU

[mental oxide]

Australia

[spring trellis]

i never ride them though

yes

[void ivy]

in museums yes, not operational

[viral cape]

i will be going to melbourne later this year

[warm zenith]

red and yellow tatras are like white and green buses it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't

[void ivy]

they were deprecated

[warm zenith]

womp womp

[somber leaf]

Good hbu

[warm zenith]

oh yeah

[mental oxide]

how does it feel to live in the Land of Oceania

[warm zenith]

moscow had trolleybuses

[mental oxide]

bored

[warm zenith]

they also got deprecated

[void ivy]

switzerland still have them though

[somber leaf]

Same

[void ivy]

my beloved

[spring trellis]

i like the feeling that everything in the world happens far from us

[deep token]

PRONOUNS 🙀

[warm zenith]

while we're on the topic of trolleybuses i have to bring up the only cargo trolleybus i've ever seen

[somber leaf]

Everyone I know is out doing stuff rn and I’m at work

[spring trellis]

i really really don't like trolleybuses compared to a battery one

very ineffective imo

[mental oxide]

i tried to do K-Angel Vennie but i got a fucking Flareon esque thing

[warm zenith]

and it looks SO fucking bad

[somber leaf]

We should replace all diesels with gas

[void ivy]

i also propose to you

the

[spring trellis]

you need to pay for cables and infrastructure, the bus can't divert if anything goes wrong

[void ivy]

completely identical

[rapid aurora]

Fortnite released 8 years ago

[void ivy]

class 807s

[rapid aurora]

I really feel old

[void ivy]

which are a pure EMU train

[viral cape]

Trolley bus infrastructure is ugly IMO

[void ivy]

unlike the previous ones

[deep token]

meow

[void ivy]

which were bimode

[warm zenith]

that looks cool

[somber leaf]

True

[warm zenith]

here in russia out of proper rails we have uhh umm

[void ivy]

because not all of the high speed network is electrified yet

[winter girder]

Wait till you hear this one..

[warm zenith]

uh um

erm

[somber leaf]

?

[spring trellis]

that's why i don't think trams make as much sense as buses

[viral cape]

though uhhh

[winter girder]

Diesel is gas!!

[void ivy]

also they're making whatever this is for HS2

[spring trellis]

every gas bus in my state has either been converted to diesel or scrapped

[void ivy]

essentially it might come out in my lifetime, i dont know

[winter girder]

Wait

Is my American coming out

[jolly temple]

i've ever

[icy grail]

horror

[winter girder]

Whats the difference between diesel and gas??

😭

[void ivy]

thats nottttt

strictly true

[mental oxide]

they both kill you

[void ivy]

trolleybuses can go anywhere there's a trolleybus network

[rapid aurora]

they both explode

[viral cape]

Buses are notoriously bad enough to warrant a dedicated (unofficial) website that shows how unreliable they are

[void ivy]

which means that if a diverting route is covered by the trolleybus network, then you could redirect any down there via switches

switzerland had that

[spring trellis]

that is true but i still think battery-electric is the way to go

[void ivy]

probably yes

[winter girder]

I wanna go on a train

[spring trellis]

there's a couple hydrogen buses here but they are EXTREMELY ugly

[icy grail]

sounds like the website for McDonald's ice cream machine being broken

[warm zenith]

here in russia we have the half life 2 train

[void ivy]

i want the doohickey back

[spring trellis]

looks like it was handmade in a garage over 2 days

[rapid aurora]

I'm scared of trains tbh

[mental oxide]

why does it have the flag of Luhansk's Republic

[rapid aurora]

Ashley is that you?

[icy grail]

why

[warm zenith]

whatever that is !

[light cedar]

trains are like if buses were cool

[light cedar]

no that's a fox

[magic dune]

obsessed

[spring trellis]

how is this roadworthy

[viral cape]

our bus service is more unreliable than our mcdonalds ice cream machines trust me

[void ivy]

its not it was made for a top gear episode

they had a special exemption to drive it

[rapid aurora]

I saw a video of someone when I was a kid and then idk I still imagine the video whenever I see a train

[warm zenith]

cybertruck if it was fucking awesome

[somber leaf]

They’re different octanes and that’s changes how they’re used in engines. Diesels engines typically produce toxic hydro carbons linked to earth death and Brian damage. It’s why DEF filters exist