🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[rapid viper]

i di

d

notice its in vertical format

[light cedar]

tiktok more like bad

[rapid viper]

tiktok good

[crude fern]

now i can flexbox

[cursive hornet]

display flex my beloved

[golden swan]

j

[light cedar]

❌

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-please-cat-tap-taps-gif-5432599416590279415

[light cedar]

I don't like apps made to intentionally be as addicting as possible

[copper turtle]

meow

[light cedar]

especially with the short form type of content on tiktok that rots your attention span

[bronze nebula]

i love spending 24 hours rotting in bed on my phone :3

[jaunty ore]

ok but how many tb

[light cedar]

I'll stick to my 8 hour long niche video game essays thank you very much

[light cedar]

all of them

[jaunty ore]

i want numbers

[jaunty ore]

i have about 3.88TB

[light cedar]

1 petabyte

[bronze nebula]

vibin

[jaunty ore]

the day this drive dies im going to game end myself

⠀

[copper turtle]

why is ps3 just a shortcut

[light cedar]

where are your ps4 roms

[jaunty ore]

cause its on a diff drive

[copper turtle]

oh

[jaunty ore]

that one didnt have enough space left

[light cedar]

ps4 fw 11 is jailbreakable now

I have so many illegal game copies on my ps4

[somber leaf]

compress it all with LZMA and send it to me :3

[drowsy cypress]

Pirating isn’t good you shouldn’t do that

[somber leaf]

i honestly dont care.

[waxen sphinx]

pirating is the right thing to do

the ethical thing to do even

[somber leaf]

for anime its the most ethical option

[drowsy cypress]

Yeah you’re right

Wanna see where I pirate my stuff?

[waxen sphinx]

sure

[drowsy cypress]

Ahah I ain’t trying to get banned

[cursive hornet]

rip movie-web

[waxen sphinx]

i mean

there are only so many places where u could be pirating from

and i know them all

[jolly temple]

grrrr

[cursive hornet]

It's a shame there isn't a list of alternatives on fmhy

[fallow drum]

you all are making kevin angry

he has had enough

[waxen sphinx]

kevin is always angry

[marble pivot]

*yarrr

[cursive hornet]

https://fmhy.net/videopiracyguide

[jaunty ore]

the ps3 folder alone is 1,08 TB

[somber leaf]

it makes me irrationally mad that there is a lack of BDremux torrents

[jaunty ore]

did not fit

[jaunty ore]

problem i dont have a ps4

nor do i feel ecstatic about the thought of 50gb+ games

[rough pasture]

/dialog

[jaunty ore]

i am not sending you nearly 4 terabytes of data

my ISP would grill me

[drowsy cypress]

Saved ❤️

[wicked lance]

i have returned from my 24 hour timeout

[jaunty ore]

i already have like 1.6tb of download on this machine from this month alone

[hushed glen]

public library computers:

[waxen sphinx]

join private trackers

[jaunty ore]

yeah bro boutta spend 5 days and 5 nights uploading this with the worlds slowest internet connection

[somber leaf]

got one to invite me to?

[waxen sphinx]

fuck no

[jaunty ore]

people who need torrents just suck at google

⠀

[waxen sphinx]

read r/trackers wiki and work your way up xd

[somber leaf]

too lazy

[sage dome]

REAL

[waxen sphinx]

inviting vencord users is the first step in getting banned there

[somber leaf]

so true

[mental oxide]

soda !!!

[stark herald]

your bot i think

i love pìracy discord bot

[jaunty ore]

horror

[wicked lance]

hello guys

[signal rose]

juice

[stark herald]

holy shit the first thing

movie-web

site is more responsive than shit you pay for

like netflix

[harsh minnow]

okay

[wicked lance]

SΚΙΒIDI

[lapis lava]

sooo annoying

[wicked lance]

when there are rules they are meant to be broken

[glossy swallow]

i knew it

[lapis lava]

girl you were caught bypassing automod

[wicked lance]

girl?

im not a girl

[lapis lava]

vencord turns you into one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1219646017926987937.gif?quality=lossless&name=chomik&size=48

[deep token]

okay girl

[wicked lance]

STOOOOOOP

[deep token]

no girl

[wicked lance]

my masculinity is fragile

[wicked lance]

and i WILL cry

[deep token]

[unique wyvern]

:3333333333

[daring cloud]

takes masculinity

[wicked lance]

NOOOOOO

"Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken."

[glossy swallow]

which juice are you

[daring cloud]

sudo rm -rf ~el.jugo./masculinity

[wicked lance]

orange

[wicked lance]

wrong os

i use FreakyOS

and you need to sudo su becayse i am the system

i am THE system

[lapis lava]

how are you so brain rot

[wicked lance]

you can take my masculinity but you cant take my freakyness

[lapis lava]

hf!poll "give needy and no support to @wicked lance" "yes" "no"

[jolly nexus]

@nin0.dev has started a poll:

give needy and no support to @wicked lance

1⃣: yes
2⃣: no

[jolly temple]

hey, sorry vee isnt even know the americas

[harsh minnow]

vban @wicked lance this user definitely hasn't reached the age of 13

[neon ferry]

Done!

[unique wyvern]

thank u

[jaunty trellis]

[unique wyvern]

HUH

[jaunty trellis]

btw vee will you be adopting a vennie

[winter needle]

@harsh minnow skibiдi

[glossy swallow]

vbaen @winter needle 0 rizz

[winter needle]

zamn

[harsh minnow]

скибиди

GOOGLE NO

WHY DOES IT KNOW

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

@winter needle 3 x |º l 0 o| 3

[glossy swallow]

the russian word for toilet looks similar

[harsh minnow]

tualet

[jaunty ore]

lc.tr -from ru

[night blaze]

<:i:1165257616600092712> ​ 🇷🇺 Russian ​ ​ ​​<:i:1165258003356844163> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

skibidi

Google Translator • labsCore

[jaunty ore]

clams

[sharp sinew]

clams

[harsh minnow]

it's just skibidi in cyrillic letters

[topaz wigeon]

yo where does one appeal my false ban? i have to let you know that i have got my shit pre-approved by discord

[winter needle]

insane username

[jaunty ore]

there we go

[jaunty trellis]

[topaz wigeon]

i aint no fuckin underage cuh

[harsh minnow]

vban @topaz wigeon "numb.digger" username + ban evading

[sharp sinew]

CanWeBanThisGuy

[neon ferry]

Done!

[sharp sinew]

we can ban this guy

[jaunty ore]

MODS

MODS

[lapis lava]

oh I just understood his username

[winter needle]

they are definitely under 13

[fallow drum]

i was under 13 once

[cursive hornet]

Best discord bot

[jaunty trellis]

can I be fucked to play mc now or do I go eepers

[sharp sinew]

i. was not.

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[sharp sinew]

i've always. been old.

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnowhey... been thinking about you lately

[glossy swallow]

"how old are you?" "yes"

[winter needle]

@fallow drum hey girl I see you in my dreams

[bronze nebula]

yay :3

[jaunty ore]

holy shit chat

https://g.co/kgs/u4sqwvb

white knight chronicles

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/bKRNw.gif

[jaunty ore]

https://github.com/lawfx/YoutubeNonStop

[sand citrus]

i remember looking for something like this but i didnt end up getting it im not sure why

ty

:3

[fallow drum]

what do you think about the nvim setup girl @harsh minnow

[jaunty trellis]

famcy

[bronze nebula]

need to try nvim again aswell

or some other vim based editor

[jaunty trellis]

[sudden sun]

a

[golden swan]

https://ioi-xd.net/trollface.png

[jaunty trellis]

iirc there's 1 other vim fork other than nvim that anyone actually uses

[lapis lava]

hop on GNU nano

[jaunty trellis]

nuh

[jolly temple]

earlier today

[jaunty trellis]

nvim my beloved

[light cedar]

I gaze into the void
and I look past it
and beneath the black
I only see more black
and beneath me
it sees the same
and I die
glockenspiel

- Will Wood, 2016

[jaunty trellis]

what happened earlier today

[light cedar]

hmmmm

[cosmic otter]

I LOVE .DS_STORE!!!!!!

[golden swan]

Download it i dare you

[indigo elk]

firefly

[jaunty stag]

lost 2 50/50's on her

[jaunty stag]

im scared to pull more

[sudden sun]

Mozilla/5.0 (Nintendo Switch: WebApplet) AppleWebKit/609.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) NF/6.0.2.25.0 NintendoBrowser/5.1.0.23647

[jaunty stag]

ignore if u dont play hsr

[sharp goblet]

i really like vencord its my favorite plugin thingy ever :D

[fallow drum]

so true bestie

[indigo elk]

this is a fed

[fallow drum]

idek what they are but they are in like every directory lmao

[heady crypt]

pyoncord better 😄

[sharp goblet]

banned

[sudden sun]

directory settings

[sharp goblet]

THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST HELP IM GOING TO EXPLODE

[jaunty trellis]

[heady crypt]

die.

[indigo elk]

Yay!

[drowsy cypress]

SpongeBob reference?

[sharp goblet]

[heady crypt]

[jaunty trellis]

[sharp goblet]

yeah

[heady crypt]

I read your name then the sentence

[indigo elk]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[cosmic otter]

macos thing

has metadata

[jaunty trellis]

that's scuffed

[drowsy cypress]

Hell yeah

[sharp goblet]

i feel like vencord should take the image instead of the link tbh

[drowsy cypress]

I mean the name is longer than the text lol

[sharp goblet]

ik its gonna be hard tho

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

im lagging chat

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

imo read all is the best thing to ever happen to me

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

banned

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sour yew]

this is def not true for all people lmfao

oh old convo oops

[sharp goblet]

that was funny in 2020 bruv

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

k

[heady crypt]

no

pottasium

[sharp goblet]

[heady crypt]

skill issue fr

[sharp goblet]

mods are goated for that name

[indigo elk]

wisewisewisewisewisewisewisewise

[heady crypt]

that was me idiot

its my nickname in every discord port server

[twilit portal]

hell yeah

[jolly temple]

guys, my soul and logic

[heady crypt]

So skill issue to the mods for not doing it first.

[indigo elk]

hwo did you get banned from fortnite

[heady crypt]

fortnite banged vys

[twilit portal]

No..

[heady crypt]

banned*

[twilit portal]

I injected a funny dll

[sharp goblet]

i inject furry serum into my veins

[heady crypt]

Skill issue

[fallow drum]

kevin is having a mid life crisis...all becuase of off topic

[sharp goblet]

kevins bad tbh

[heady crypt]

real issue.

[light cedar]

@drowsy cypress what's #29

[marble pivot]

I get him, I’d also go mad if I were subjected for this chat in too high doses

[heady crypt]

skill ossie

[light cedar]

ossie

[heady crypt]

skilled Aussie

[sharp goblet]

skill ossie is crazy

[light cedar]

skilled aussie

[sharp goblet]

skilled aussies

[heady crypt]

the Aussies have skills now

[sharp goblet]

skill issue

[heady crypt]

run for your life

[sharp goblet]

whats my ip

[heady crypt]

192.168.1.1

[drowsy cypress]

Being on the Death Star

[keen junco]

Maybe now can win against the emus

Time for a rematch

[sudden fjord]

gn chat

[sharp goblet]

no it isnt i know my own ip fucking stupid

[keen junco]

Gn

[sharp goblet]

gn streamer

[heady crypt]

no the Aussies take over the world now

[heady crypt]

no you dont

prove you do

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/leg-tf2-realizatio-steam-valve-gif-26741628

[sharp goblet]

yeah i do its 436.411.12.1

[heady crypt]

no it wouldn't

[keen junco]

Okay but what if we just deploy emus on our borders

[heady crypt]

bet

[sharp sinew]

phantom. pain. real thing. you would feel. it

[heady crypt]

the Aussies have skills now. That includes guns.

Run.

[light cedar]

real

[sharp goblet]

fake

[light cedar]

kill the phantom then duh

[drowsy cypress]

Totally garnular 😁

[sharp goblet]

[heady crypt]

I hope someone here recognizes me

[winter girder]

Notices a bug and uses Stackoverflow. Finds a post. It's been 12 years....

[undone shale]

The Aussies also had guns when they lost a war against emus

[light cedar]

who are you

[keen junco]

they had those too when fighting the emus

[sharp goblet]

nobody knows you fucking stupid

[keen junco]

still lost

[heady crypt]

clearly you don't

[light cedar]

own an air fryer

[sharp sinew]

thats. former US president. barack obama.

[heady crypt]

Marvin does

Marvin knows me

I'm sure we've had a conversation in the past

after all we share many servers

[undone shale]

Clearly you own an A/C unit

[light cedar]

no I made him forget

[keen junco]

no fucking idea

[stark herald]

i found your email

[light cedar]

as a matter of fact I do

[heady crypt]

okay? I didn't loose it.

[light cedar]

I stole your email

[keen junco]

do you own a A/F unit though

[light cedar]

yop

[heady crypt]

you... I've spoken to you...

[keen junco]

good

[undone shale]

Factually facts right here. Ashley owns an A/C unit. Rare for a Swede to do

[dark phoenix]

womp

[lapis lava]

@stark herald check your basement

[light cedar]

yop

[dark phoenix]

[heady crypt]

fres has to remember me

[light cedar]

I'm part finnish so I need extra cold to survive summer

[heady crypt]

I made them really mad once

[stark herald]

wrong

[keen junco]

fres can't even remember their chores

[heady crypt]

in pyoncord

[light cedar]

or else I will melt

[stark herald]

unfortunately i dont remember

[jolly temple]

read all your browser has subvolumes, which means to username “signup”

[golden swan]

wrong copy and paste

[jaunty stag]

[crisp finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953718753877700611/1049474856267292804/image.psd.gif?ex=66795f60&is=66780de0&hm=b3f6a4ad508737fef14f0d515aec1e72c8dbadbf518af85e802ba5377a2a6b87&

[jaunty stag]

we all saw boothill

[crisp finch]

ok and?

[jaunty stag]

idk

hes a cyborg

[heady crypt]

you should

[heady crypt]

you low key went off on me

[stark herald]

wha

[light cedar]

AI generated svg 😭

[crisp finch]

my friend is boothill fangirl so i sent it to her

[stark herald]

i think you got the wrong person

[heady crypt]

I break discord I send msgs to the pasy

[heady crypt]

no the PFP and name match

[light cedar]

026

[crisp finch]

420

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

should i be a femboy

[heady crypt]

yes.

[sharp goblet]

youre blocked bud

[keen junco]

thank you gandalf

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[sharp goblet]

D:

bad

[heady crypt]

well I'm gonna go shoot myself

[sharp goblet]

body shaming

[heady crypt]

skill issue

[light cedar]

I'm pretty sure this is someone's kink and I hate it

[golden swan]

Its my kink

[heady crypt]

we should erase the human race from existence

[sharp goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1254230026690498622/ezgif-1-fb04ee045d.gif

yeah

i thought

[light cedar]

do not look up swbgirl on deviantart worst mistake of my life

[heady crypt]

commit genocide on quite possibly the only intelligent beings in the universe

[sharp goblet]

it was a test

[heady crypt]

I wont

[keen junco]

i love badly generated ai art

[bronze nebula]

goodnight computer peoples

[light cedar]

me asf

[sharp goblet]

thanks gang

[golden swan]

i thought this was a reply to the gandalf one my bad

[keen junco]

goodnight person behind the glass panel

maybe

[golden swan]

Wow its beautiful

[heady crypt]

I get image perms soon

[crisp finch]

depends

[sharp goblet]

i should

[light cedar]

install it

[heady crypt]

I love femboys

[sharp goblet]

DUDE AMBUSSSING SHES SO BAD

[heady crypt]

avid femboy enjoyer

[crisp finch]

didnt ask

[golden swan]

I am not fucking installing this shit

[heady crypt]

I didn't ask if you asked

so skill issue

[jaunty stag]

LMAOO i remember this from like 2018 where everyone would send that via whatsapp

[sudden fjord]

I love alcohol smelling estrogen people

[light cedar]

only a bit under 1.5 million qr codes

[crisp finch]

didnt ask

[light cedar]

good old days

[light cedar]

I asked

[sharp goblet]

GOATED

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/eepyeri/status/1804832961625272702

[sudden fjord]

I asked her sorry

[heady crypt]

skill issue tbh

[keen junco]

go sleep already

[crisp finch]

pls read whole convo

[light cedar]

yeah that means it's going supernova

[sudden fjord]

can’t

[light cedar]

I did

[keen junco]

didn't you say gn like 20 minutes ago

[crisp finch]

the only skill issue here is you bc you oversexualize boys that like to do more feminine stuff so you think you can treat them as toys

i will not back down on what i said

[fickle cosmos]

100% not a stolen UI

[sudden fjord]

yes but I can’t fall asleep

[heady crypt]

Did I say that?

[fickle cosmos]

relatable

[heady crypt]

That's crazy

[crisp finch]

bonks you with pan

[heady crypt]

I never said that 💀

[light cedar]

where did you steal the ui from

[crisp finch]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[fickle cosmos]

Why

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-rubber-room-gif-10524477174166992043

[cosmic otter]

can people here not fight for 5 seconds

[heady crypt]

Whoa whoa I think you need to relearn English

[crisp finch]

will 6 do?

[heady crypt]

How is saying I love femboys sexualizing them dawg

that's crazy

[light cedar]

crazy?

[grand crypt]

FUCK YOU

[light cedar]

I was crazy once

[grand crypt]

FUCK YOU

[fickle cosmos]

DO NOT

[grand crypt]

FUCK YOU

[fickle cosmos]

DO FUCKING NOT

[jolly temple]

was miserable

[grand crypt]

WING, YOU AND ME

[light cedar]

they locked me in a room

[grand crypt]

BOXING RING

[lapis lava]

oh god vscode looks insane with dark reader

[light cedar]

a rubber room

[grand crypt]

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[fickle cosmos]

I WILL KILL YOU

[cosmic otter]

i have ban perms

[light cedar]

a rubber room with rats

[crisp finch]

pisscode

[light cedar]

and rats make me crazy...

[cosmic otter]

you cannot win

[grand crypt]

Mb gang you got PayPal?

[lapis lava]

wing wong will abuse permissions to win fight

[hard kestrel]

did you turn up sepia or what lmao

[crisp finch]

based

[grand crypt]

Real

[cosmic otter]

id rather any money go to pcrf or unrwa

[crisp finch]

pissed on it

[grand crypt]

I think we should ban wing instead of me

Just my opinion tho

[light cedar]

1v1 me on rust

[grand crypt]

That money is going straight to my Austria trip

[cosmic otter]

nop

[grand crypt]

Gonna blow all my cash on hookers and blow

[golden swan]

sex

[light cedar]

good because I don't play rust

[light cedar]

erm

tos

[crisp finch]

rust the game where they mixed fortnite minecraft and skyrim also racism

[light cedar]

trueee

[hard flax]

cap

[light cedar]

nop

[crisp finch]

elaborate

[golden swan]

it says in the tos you cant say the word sex

[river thunder]

@primal shore, <t:1719010054:R>: NO HORIZONTAL SERVER BAD

[golden swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6G61e4gLgs

[light cedar]

yop

[crisp finch]

i remember that lol

[grand crypt]

LETS GO SMOKE A CART

OFF THE FUCKING BUZZERRRRRRRRRR

[hard flax]

yo

[heady crypt]

I now see why ppl say vencord is vendetta x aluicord x10

[stark herald]

im so reporting this guy so mean and bad

[heady crypt]

welcome pyoncord man

[grand crypt]

For saying femboy owo

?

[solemn plank]

wrong server

[hard flax]

hi

[heady crypt]

not

[golden swan]

i hate femboys lowkey

[sharp sinew]

im going. to explode

[solemn plank]

this isnt pyoncord???

[golden swan]

i dont hate gender non conforming men i just hate reddit gender non conforming men

[stark herald]

they mean it as in "welcome man from pyoncord"

[solemn plank]

oh

[stark herald]

pyoncord so good

the client not the server

:3

[hard flax]

wish they add native hooks next year

[lapis lava]

i got first child dming me

[unique wyvern]

https://i.imgur.com/2OcC6Gc.png

??

[harsh minnow]

so true

[unique wyvern]

what the fuck do you mean so true

[lapis lava]

husk

[unique wyvern]

this is not helping my digital footprint

[hard flax]

i don't have any plans to change the domain in future

[oak schooner]

hi

[stark herald]

you can delete other people's reviews btw

in ur own profile

[unique wyvern]

ioh

[stark herald]

:3

[unique wyvern]

ty

[jolly temple]

vibin

[unique wyvern]

hell yeah kevin

[hard flax]

old profile

[fickle cosmos]

omg so much information!!!!

[stark herald]

i have silly idea for pyoncord plugin where like where gif picker would load 100000x faster and not have any lag

good or bad idea?

[crude fern]

https://elh.gay/

[mental oxide]

yeah i'm saving up for a PSP

[crude fern]

added socials

finally

[fickle cosmos]

gay site

[mental oxide]

even if it's only for collecting

[crude fern]

now i will never touch this site again/hj

[hard flax]

wait until personal userstore

[crude fern]

i do need a break tho im burnt out

[cosmic otter]

the problem with that is you can't do it cross platform

[fickle cosmos]

wut

[hard flax]

meh

[oak schooner]

how do i get invited to those group thing

[cosmic otter]

no not meh

[oak schooner]

anyone know ?

[cosmic otter]

its a fairly large issue

[fickle cosmos]

ok maybe more information

[lapis lava]

what groups

[hard flax]

join servers for you

[stark herald]

they mean clans

[lapis lava]

x64dbg

[stark herald]

i see nin0

[lapis lava]

insane

[oak schooner]

like these

people are in

[lapis lava]

you just apply for waitlist

[oak schooner]

where

[stark herald]

@lapis lava the devil sent me this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005179129559273583/1254567858537500775/RDT_20240615_200620.mp4?ex=6679f6de&is=6678a55e&hm=7c158d28cfca2d2296334c5ac5074e9c8288249efe244aab34433a47245a6344&

[lapis lava]

some day in the next century you will be accepted

[lapis lava]

click on the tag

[heady crypt]

ot is a big important man in pyoncord sercer

[hard flax]

a little confused but thanks

[lapis lava]

holy shit someone made minkypost in vendetta

[crude fern]

minky

[stark herald]

whats that

[crude fern]

vendetta more like endetta

[hard flax]

anyone tried bend?

[stark herald]

uh.. minky husk

[sharp sinew]

!!!!!! :3

[indigo elk]

true

[formal falcon]

discord addiction

[hard flax]

opened vencord at 3 am 😱

[indigo elk]

gone wrong police called family murdered

[drowsy cypress]

I opened discord at 3 am and the people on there were talking about some gay shit

[indigo elk]

i wanna bite carpet

[sage dome]

blucor....

[drowsy cypress]

I’ve always liked digging my teeth into carpet

[indigo elk]

I love malware!

[sage dome]

Real

[indigo elk]

well it's open source https://github.com/bluemods/Bluecord and idk if it's actually a malware
but i am too lazy to verify

[stark herald]

well its not even good

so why would anyoine use it

[indigo elk]

it's ass

[indigo elk]

idk

self harm

self hatred

[hard flax]

smali trolley

[indigo elk]

idk i cant code

[stark herald]

rate

[indigo elk]

[jolly temple]

https://fixupx.com/zeronium_/status/1804682033601618357?s=46

[stark herald]

this took 3 attempts to send

[indigo elk]

Fuck I gotta get more now

[stark herald]

the other 2 still show as "Sending"

i sure hope they wont send later on

[hard flax]

they will

[indigo elk]

Average updated Pyoncord/Vendetta experience

[indigo elk]

They do

[jaunty trellis]

kevin now playing gd 🔥

[hard kestrel]

musicolet user spotted

o7

[harsh minnow]

i (V) left vendetta

without me, vendetta is just endetta

[jaunty trellis]

deep

[hard flax]

ndetta

[indigo elk]

real?

[hard flax]

no, it's detta

[indigo elk]

Etta

[sudden fjord]

a

[indigo elk]

i was thinking

i just had a million dollar idea

know how we have all these aliucords vencords bluecords
what if if if
we removed all the unnecessary features from them like hide blocked messages, silent typing, hidden channels etc and made a new app called "Discord"

[fading shell]

how i wish there was a plugin so that if you press shift in the gif menu it doesnt close, so sad

also

tf is clyde doing here

didnt they kill him?

@shadow owl pookie?

[indigo elk]

he's still in servers that had him

just doesn't do shit

[jaunty trellis]

I should go eep

[fallow pawn]

well, clyde appearing on the member list is a bug that’s been patched

[fallow pawn]

niniiii

https://tenor.com/view/attention-please-cat-tap-taps-gif-5432599416590279415

[jaunty trellis]

nini eep well

[indigo elk]

they sent

[stark herald]

oh

wow

[indigo elk]

good night

[stark herald]

that took

[hard flax]

[harsh minnow]

samara we have a problem

[crude fern]

true...

[hard flax]

ve have a problem

[misty parrot]

can't believe this error (pic 1) was bugging me for a week when building my website and the solution was to just.. switch to installing packages via bun instead of pnpm (pic 2)

[indigo elk]

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/40tFNbRA8Yh8jNCM2pukYu

[misty parrot]

guhhhh

[indigo elk]

wise

[fallow pawn]

real image

[sharp sinew]

but what. if we did. (as a joke)

[sudden sun]

meow

[fallow pawn]

achoo

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn i like this hs theme

[jolly temple]

100% working monitor stand by discord better not work i don’t need that a weird if they're just use defender rn

[fallow drum]

wish i could mod my switch 😭

[sudden sun]

what’s stopping you

[fallow drum]

oled

[sudden sun]

you should hardmod it

[fallow drum]

requires soldering skills

and can easily get the switch banned as well

[sudden sun]

acquire soldering skills

false

that’s what emummc is for

[lapis lava]

who cares

it's only online ban

[sudden sun]

a lot of people do

[rain coral]

macos cares

[lapis lava]

i just play on lanplay

[rain coral]

insane

[lapis lava]

not many people but you can find some

[stark herald]

i have a switch

[hard kestrel]

I don't have a switch

[stark herald]

i never use it though im not into switching

ior consoles

[sharp sinew]

where. girls.

[smoky girder]

????

💀

[fallow pawn]

in ur head

[fickle cosmos]

horror

[fallow pawn]

yea

[fickle cosmos]

this is even more horror

[stark herald]

just make it look like discord profiles

[fickle cosmos]

nein

[stark herald]

sorry to hear

discord.id exists btw

[fickle cosmos]

ik

i no likey ui tho

[harsh minnow]

i hope you're aware that this will be abused hard if u don't add captcha

[sharp sinew]

for. kissing

[fickle cosmos]

I didn't think about this

[smoky girder]

and rate limit

[indigo elk]

y tho

[fickle cosmos]

because

im bored

and it's 12:41am

[indigo elk]

faur

gair

fair

[fallow drum]

i thought it was hardware ban potentially?

[fickle cosmos]

UI totally isn't stolen from another site im making

[lapis lava]

no just ban from online/eshop

[fallow pawn]

meow

[lapis lava]

you can still use switch

[smoky girder]

your best defense is to say that it's a ui used by both sites

[open pasture]

Why is german hard?

Im studying in germany and I despise the language

[harsh minnow]

i think it's quite easy ^~^

[fickle cosmos]

I mean that's basically just it

[open pasture]

Oh really

What is the difference between “zahlen” and “bezahlen”

[harsh minnow]

why be there then

[hard flax]

the be

[open pasture]

Idk, maybe better future for my upcoming generations

[smoky girder]

i know a friend that's going to france to learn french

wasn't his choice

🤷

[harsh minnow]

synonymous

[open pasture]

Having a degree from TUM is kinda good yk

Especially considering im arab/african

North african

Weak privileges

[stark herald]

vee schwul

[golden swan]

We should bring back fmbot to off topic i wanna flex my music taste because i have the best music taste of all time

[harsh minnow]

do you speak french

[open pasture]

Uhh no

Im Egyptian

[jolly temple]

yep

[open pasture]

We speak fuck you language and arabic

[harsh minnow]

how long have you been in germany

[open pasture]

6 Months rn

[sharp sinew]

is this real i think this is real

[lapis lava]

according to our friendly neighborhood turkish nationalist turkey is the best country to evolve as a person

[open pasture]

Visited my parents actually at start of June and I have my flight back to germany in few hrs

[harsh minnow]

do you even have a realistic chance of staying

[stark herald]

i had a turkish friend

[open pasture]

I actually do

[harsh minnow]

are you applying for asylum or do you have a work visa

[open pasture]

Im a student brother

[harsh minnow]

are your parents paying

[open pasture]

Me and them ya

[harsh minnow]

i see

[open pasture]

• students are allowed to work

20 hrs a week

[harsh minnow]

well good luck

[open pasture]

Not really

Failed B2 telc exam recently and became depressed

[harsh minnow]

why come all the way to germany, would have been way easier to convert to judaism and move to Israel

[open pasture]

Failed the written exam but passed the oral

[unique wyvern]

i like how that website looks tho

[open pasture]

Ok buddy

You’re cancelled

[smoky girder]

:o

[fickle cosmos]

why do you like how it looks

[harsh minnow]

why

[open pasture]

Ngl ngl

Im arab

Muslim

[unique wyvern]

i f w/ the gradient and the background

[open pasture]

You ask me to convert to judaism is wild

[unique wyvern]

also the font

[jaunty trellis]

wait spaceuk is back?

[fickle cosmos]

🤝

[harsh minnow]

don't post that that's ugly

[lapis lava]

vee got a little too silly

[harsh minnow]

true you should convert to christianity instead

[open pasture]

Question is, why cant I use a IPTV or download games from steamunlocked as a broke student in Germany? Why do I get fined???

[fallow drum]

i might. it’s like $100 to ship it to get modded somewhere that does it professionally…so i may do that eventually. any limitations compared to a regular switch? or would it be the same?

[fickle cosmos]

totally not inspired from a google website

[open pasture]

No.2 why cant I buy shit from Temu

[harsh minnow]

use a vpn bruh

[smoky girder]

:o

[open pasture]

3. Why is there no bide in all of europe??? @harsh minnow I actually need an answer

[lament garden]

man I love child labor produced cheap stuffs

[open pasture]

No ty

[smoky girder]

is the child labor real

like actually

[open pasture]

Listen bud, not buying shit wont make it go away really

I cant do shit abt it

Tell the interpol or the police

[unique wyvern]

it looks good nonetheless

[open pasture]

And I wont get fined???

[harsh minnow]

not true that's literally how business works

[open pasture]

No cause me as 1 person

Wont make the difference

[copper turtle]

meow

[open pasture]

Considering I havent even bought anything from them but I wanted to buy a portable manual bidet for €15

CUZ YALL DIRTY AS F

DONT USE NO BIDET

[fickle cosmos]

Here's a full screenshot btw

[open pasture]

Clean, approved by me fr

[fallow drum]

it’s not only because of the child labor. it is also because of temu and their devs being very sketchy and collecting all possible data. also yes if you stop buying from temu like a whole lot of people are doing, it’ll go away. they’ll be sued out of business eventually anyway

[fickle cosmos]

cleaner than this lol

[open pasture]

Steam test their shit on animals, #CancelSteam

[unique wyvern]

thank you :)

[fallow drum]

yeah so don’t use their products either lol

[glossy eagle]

I'm back

Hi

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1238970016326488064/uncaption.gif

[jolly temple]

bmi can't actually a vencord top gear

[harsh minnow]

it's literally a european invention

[fallow drum]

but temu is way worse of an offender i would say

[unique wyvern]

similiar design on this here plugin

https://i.imgur.com/bHngOKG.gif

[lapis lava]

skid garbage lmao

[unique wyvern]

is it purely because it's chinese?

[past yacht]

Hello guys

[fallow drum]

i want a bidet. how do they work though? could i just install it easily in a toilet that doesn’t have it?

[open pasture]

Ok it is

[void ivy]

no its because it's spyware

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow drum]

no. couldn’t care less that it is. it is hardcore spyware way more so than other apps

[open pasture]

I doubt that considering 90% of the households don’t have it but i made a quick search

[past yacht]

You dont happen to be in r/apple?

[open pasture]

As far as historians can tell, the bidet is a French invention.

[unique wyvern]

where'd you hear that?

[fallow drum]

nop i’m not

[void ivy]

if you take a google

[past yacht]

Whew bullet dodged

[sly spear]

It is a china based app where you can buy insanely cheap goods what do you think they have to gain from that

[past yacht]

Like your pfp tho

[open pasture]

I just bought a portable bidet for around €25 from UAE since im there rn.

Bidet is literally just water pump up your dirty ass

[harsh minnow]

how many bathrooms have you been to

[open pasture]

Nasty gurrrrr

[void ivy]

https://grizzlyreports.com/we-believe-pdd-is-a-dying-fraudulent-company-and-its-shopping-app-temu-is-cleverly-hidden-spyware-that-poses-an-urgent-security-threat-to-u-s-national-interests/

[harsh minnow]

sounds kinda gay man... why do you want water shooting up your ass, enjoy the feeling?

[open pasture]

Ok shut up 😭

[fallow drum]

they’ve been in multiple lawsuits as well as their previous app having been removed due to how much they track and they use the same stuff as they did in their old app

[cosmic otter]

some units can be installed on regular toilets yeah

[fallow drum]

just more appealing

[jaunty trellis]

[odd wave]

@sand citrus

[jaunty trellis]

0 days since vendor chat has been weird

[void ivy]

the devs behind temu have developed spyware before so

[fallow drum]

i see. i will probably get maybe

[smoky girder]

#moderator-only message

[stark herald]

@sand citrus you're awesome!

[odd wave]

you gotta take the context into account tho

[open pasture]

Bro temu is basically a better version of my country

😭

[sly spear]

I love the roblox breaking nickname

[odd wave]

that makes it sound so muchj worse the nti t is

[cursive hornet]

bidet is so much better than using only toilet paper

[cosmic otter]

bidets should be the standard smh

[odd wave]

toilet paper si fucking garbage for ass wiping

it tears nshit

[open pasture]

In Egypt u think we have votes and democracy and shit, nuh uh, nuh uh.

A presidential candidate was getting spyed on by the president and the government and after his whole family got arrested while he is out of the country, the moment he arrived in the country he got arrested for nothing 😭

[lapis lava]

just avoid accessing internet without both

• using 90DNS as your dns (look it up,
  blocks all nintendo online services)
• and installing Incognito, which'll censor your serial number to 000000000
  you won't be able to access official online services tho, but you can play online using lan-play on community maintained servers. afaik people still do play on these and it's a nice experience
  this will also mean you'll have to pirate all your games since you can't access eshop
  all of above is on the CFW. preferably make an emunand after you get it chipped so you can have sysnand with official firmware and legal games and emunand cfw, since afaik chips can't be detected if there's no cfw that's booted. just never use CFW Sysnand, else you will pollute your sysnand which may get you banned

i know this message is an incoherent mess so tbh just research things

[sly spear]

Wait a god given damn everloving kentucky fried low calorie crispy crunchy fucking second

UP?

[jaunty trellis]

they are a standard here

[unique wyvern]

isn't temu similiar to amazon, except chinese? someone lists things on temu and they're just putting it out for sale

[open pasture]

Apple released a security patch same day lol

[odd wave]

not up really

[sharp sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253392810221113354/InShot_20230602_160005846.gif

[open pasture]

Well technically how it works is u aim it at ur ass

And pew pew

It’s a water gun

[primal shore]

yes I know

[odd wave]

i mean it can stay inside it for a little bit if you wanted it to

[harsh minnow]

you'll love belarus

[open pasture]

Egypt was one of the few until he fucked it up

[stark herald]

Verifying you are human. This may take a few seconds.

[harsh minnow]

also this lmao

[odd wave]

Verifying you are human. This may take ten years.

[fallow drum]

but it shouldn’t be banned if i don’t get caught lol? also i can still use physical switch games right?

[sly spear]

Verifying you are human. This may take ten years and a few pictures of animals.

[open pasture]

We had a law where, a president can stay for 2 periods in a row where each period is 4 years so a president can stay for maximum of 8 before we get another president and so on, then he can come back

Our president changed it

[odd wave]

Verifying you are human. This may take ten years and a few AI generated pictures of animals.

[open pasture]

A period is now 6 years, u can stay infinite amount of times

[cosmic otter]

yeah thats europes and americas fault

[lapis lava]

you still can
and no as long as you don't connect to nintendo servers on CFW you don't get banned

[sharp sinew]

meow

[cosmic otter]

we wanted your shit

[open pasture]

It was until our president came along

[unique wyvern]

i am, and i'm struggling to find any solid evidence that temu is hardcore spyware, aside from the "temu is spyware because it deletes competitor apps from your phone" which is what anyone can say

[odd wave]

ew

[open pasture]

When he became president, 1 usd was 8 egp

[smoky girder]

cries in puppeteer

[open pasture]

Now 1 usd is 51 egp

💀

[stark herald]

is that bad or good

is it bad for egp

[cosmic otter]

largely yeah

[stark herald]

but good for usd

[open pasture]

Mostly good

[unique wyvern]

?

[cosmic otter]

colonialism and junk

[unique wyvern]

it worsk?

[void ivy]

thats aliexpress

[sly spear]

Why do pomegranites just taste like wine

[open pasture]

For example Uae is not democratic

[sly spear]

It's weird

[sharp sinew]

what. is even happening

[open pasture]

It’s the royal family

[jolly temple]

today and more and them all is nice controls

[odd wave]

umm

[open pasture]

Same with KSA

[unique wyvern]

so what is temu exactly

[lapis lava]

ctrl + R will beat this

[open pasture]

And qatar

[odd wave]

nmo clue

[jaunty trellis]

shit, that's what it is

[open pasture]

Though countries like syria, iraq, egypt, etc

[unique wyvern]

do you wanna try it?

[sharp sinew]

lets. turn chat gay. again.

[open pasture]

Have votes and the people choose the president

[void ivy]

temu has some sort of business based requirement, similar to amazon, but its not an open marketplace like aliexpress

[odd wave]

true

[harsh minnow]

why are you defending temu lmao

[sharp sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253392810221113354/InShot_20230602_160005846.gif

[cosmic otter]

i said largely

[open pasture]

Cheap products

[jaunty trellis]

[void ivy]

which i assume is actually what you meant since aliexpress is the relatively more famous one

[odd wave]

got paid by temu to advertise

[unique wyvern]

where did i defend it lmao

it's easy to spread misinformation, and i'm just making sure i believe the right story

[void ivy]

also i pointed it out above

[winter girder]

@cosmic otter do you think, do you develop thoughts

[harsh minnow]

all these fast fashion sites that sell at crazy cheap prices are all unethical as fuck (child labour, no environmental protection, low quality)

if you wanna buy from them, you do you, but don't cope about them not being unethical as fuck

[void ivy]

their developers were caught in the past

[open pasture]

No cap, I saw a temu ad on some nsfw website

[cosmic otter]

I LOVE BUYING THINGS!!!!! I LOVE SPENDING MONEY ON STUFF I DON'T NEED AND CONTRIBUTING TO WASTE!!!! RAHHHHHH

[void ivy]

plus have you seen their privacy policy lol?

[open pasture]

Ok shush

Enough

[winter girder]

get the fuck out.

[open pasture]

Stop right there

Im doing u a favor

[sly spear]

I have just learned that they are out of date and have actually fermented

[open pasture]

Stop before u get ur ass banned

[jaunty trellis]

get out

[fallow drum]

so local play still works right?

[rapid aurora]

gm everyone

[winter girder]

LMAO??

[copper turtle]

I used CFW on sysNAND once
I had to return the switch I was using for CFW on sysNAND a month or two later

[open pasture]

I have a question tf is xe xim xer

[fallow drum]

i use switch cartridges i don’t download lol

[open pasture]

That sounds like a broken car motor sounds

Xeeee

[jaunty trellis]

gm

[open pasture]

Ximmm

[fallow drum]

so they should still work right

[open pasture]

Xerrr

[rapid aurora]

ww women women

[fallow drum]

i don’t do anything online

[rapid aurora]

hru doing

[odd wave]

the guy from invader zim

[jaunty trellis]

eepy

is 3

am gonna go eep

[rapid aurora]

is 1am forbme

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[rapid aurora]

gn

[fallow drum]

i just realized this was the annoying person who constantly argues

[copper turtle]

(as far as I know the switch hasn't gotten banned. I used some random program to clean up the sysNAND and it worked)

[winter girder]

you have the worse takes ever

[odd wave]

most whitenames?

[open pasture]

One more thing also, as an arab living in arab countries my whole life

[odd wave]

actually

no

[open pasture]

I have never met a trans

[odd wave]

wrong

[open pasture]

And literally first day i got in germany

[unique wyvern]

again if you'd be so kind to point out where i defended temu, claiming what they're doing is ethical, otherwise don't be putting words in my mouth

it's so easy to say "[...] is bad because they did bad stuff" and then not back it up with the slightest piece of evidence. i barely use temu myself, also because the cheapy stuff on there is too good to be true, i also would just rather spend a bit extra and get the real deal that doesn't have CCP spyware pre-installed

[open pasture]

I met a trans

[odd wave]

most people with newbie icon

[open pasture]

It was weird as f

Considering they had like a

Hmmm

Manly voice?

I was gonna flirt till i heard the voice

And I aint transphobic

[jolly temple]

see it yet

[odd wave]

are u frisk or sumn

[open pasture]

I just have preference yk

[rapid aurora]

trans are supposed to have manly voice you idiot

[cosmic otter]

you're gonna meet more trans people in places where its less risky to be trans

[open pasture]

No

[winter girder]

it was weird to meet a trans person? transphobia??

[open pasture]

I never met one until i went to germany

[rapid aurora]

like Morocco?

[open pasture]

No, confusing and weird for me

[odd wave]

theyvenever seen one before

[cosmic otter]

idk about morocco

[rapid aurora]

he said he's not a transphobe

[open pasture]

It’s something I saw for the first time

[odd wave]

obviously the first time you see something itll be weird

[lapis lava]

something

[open pasture]

That’s what i said