🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sudden sun]

[crude fern]

i spend my money ASAP

[last siren]

rewrite?? @sudden sun

[crude fern]

thats prob the adhd tho

[last siren]

omggg

DISCORD PINGS

SUCK

MENTIONS

SUCK

anyways

[sudden sun]

yop

[last siren]

[crisp finch]

@last siren

[somber leaf]

i wish discord let you open a reply chain like you can on imessage. afaik its the only chat platform with that functionality

[sullen ether]

@last siren i cant even see your pfp 💀

[icy grail]

why? ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[bronze nebula]

i have a strong urge to eat chocoalte

@mental oxide do i

[somber leaf]

then do it?

[last siren]

because I meant to mention @sudden sun and it mentioned someone else

[sudden sun]

@last siren

[mental oxide]

YOP

[bronze nebula]

but then i will no longer have chocolate,,,

[last siren]

funny

[crude fern]

vile

[somber leaf]

then dont? either way you will end up eating it. does when matter?

[crude fern]

inside haj

[somber leaf]

why does it look like there is blood

also

[bronze nebula]

i know

[somber leaf]

youre a bottom

[bronze nebula]

i will gift it to my mom

[crude fern]

where

[icy grail]

gimme blahaj

:3

[crude fern]

WHAT

[last siren]

click the emoji button twice

[crude fern]

[crude fern]

thats the vial

[open pasture]

keep it in dms

[crude fern]

there is blood on my haj

[icy grail]

what did you do to it

[sullen ether]

can you invite me to the frog guild :3

[crude fern]

bled on it....?

[last siren]

yop

[sand citrus]

hard drugs

[crude fern]

not covered

just a small bit where it brushed against a wound

[sand citrus]

everyone says they love estrogen but i bet they have not even tried heroin

[somber leaf]

I have hoodies that were caked in blood from nose bleeds

[sudden fjord]

I smell haj

[sand citrus]

did that make them look better

[somber leaf]

heroin is a downer i prefer crack

[crude fern]

i do

yes

smells good

finally

[sand citrus]

crack doesnt give u the same bliss 🙏

[sudden fjord]

I was also bleeding on my hais once

[crude fern]

i washed a couple months ago

[sudden fjord]

I wash mine based on how much I abusehug them

[crude fern]

i restuffed mine after two years

and bleached

got rid of blood stains

had much more before

[keen junco]

did you beat transphobes up with it or what

[sudden fjord]

I actually bleed often during sleep, idk why

[rapid aurora]

how can you beat a transphobe

[lapis lava]

marvin loves beating up transphobes

[icy grail]

why ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[keen junco]

you smash a blahaj to their head

[keen junco]

yop

[lapis lava]

idk you can put marvin [random thing] and 99% of time it will be true

[keen junco]

yeah but you are a woman

[crude fern]

ive bleed from like one time from nose, couple times from random stuff like that, but mostly from bad coping skills

[keen junco]

you naturally bleed

[icy grail]

that doesn't sound very effective

[deep token]

;3

[crisp finch]

this is how i had my windows aligned

[lapis lava]

insane

[crude fern]

you've never opened up a scar while you sleep?

[rapid aurora]

ok show me a video

[deep token]

@last siren buy me an apple watch

[crude fern]

ive done it

[lavish relic]

luna luner

[crude fern]

many a time.

[deep token]

hiiiii

[keen junco]

obviously with rocks inside

[sudden fjord]

I didn't mean period in that case

[crude fern]

mainly from thing i cant mention here

[keen junco]

idk probably but never bleeding

[fallow pawn]

@deep token

[keen junco]

oh

[deep token]

haiiiiii

[crude fern]

ruined quite a few things with blood cuz that

[last karma]

[crude fern]

h2o2 very useful for that

[last siren]

I'll probably only buy one to play bad apple on it and then return it

[sudden fjord]

yeah its weird lol

[sly spear]

[last siren]

https://tenor.com/view/ruan-mentioned-gif-23876676

[crude fern]

so glad ill never have to deal with that

[bronze nebula]

nya nya nya

[sand citrus]

[keen junco]

You will

[crude fern]

wdym

????

[sand citrus]

You will

[crude fern]

i literally??

[sand citrus]

you literally

[noble quest]

meowwww prrrrrrrrrrr mrrrrrrrrrr mrrrrrrrrrp meaowww :3

[crude fern]

what the fuck do you mean

[keen junco]

At some point your body will start thinking you have a womb from all the estrogen you take

[lavish relic]

my nose bled once when i was sleeping i couldnt breathe

[keen junco]

And then you will have a period

[crude fern]

i get some pms like symotoms from injection cycles yes

i mean bleeding dumbdumb

[sand citrus]

i will puke in my sleep thjen choke on it and die

[solemn plank]

idk if i have shown this before but i made this n64 style image as a test a while ago and it looks good i think

[sudden fjord]

I dont think that this is how the female body works

[keen junco]

Yes you will bleed out of your ass instead

[crude fern]

??????

[sly spear]

Not green 0/10

[crude fern]

no

[lavish relic]

hemorrhoids

[sand citrus]

you will

[lavish relic]

marvin you will be disintegrated

[keen junco]

Shhh it's true

[crude fern]

i can confirm that doesn't fucking happen

[keen junco]

Nop

[lavish relic]

@crude fern you can try eating spicy chinese food

[hoary bough]

the hell am i reading

[crude fern]

you can get pms LIKE symptoms from estrogen yes

[lavish relic]

it might work

[sudden sun]

meow

[keen junco]

You just say that because it hasn't happened to you yet

[sudden fjord]

doesn't period come like from the stuff you (females) have in the body since birth.. and that ends if you get like 40-50.. so taking estrogen wont help you much

[crude fern]

but not actual fucking menstruation

[crude fern]

yes

[sand citrus]

if u take estrogen ur eyes will bleed period blood

[crude fern]

hes just saying random shit

[hoary bough]

marvin is speaking from experience

[solemn plank]

this reminds me of "do lesbians get periods"

[lavish relic]

wait can you amplify pms like symptoms if you inject LH FSH est and progesterone monthly like normal cycles @crude fern

[crude fern]

ignore

[sudden fjord]

yes, yes they do

[crude fern]

yes

[keen junco]

Idk I'm just making shit up for fun and giggles

[lavish relic]

WHAT

[crude fern]

prog is infamous for that

lol

[lavish relic]

oo

[sudden fjord]

i'm aware, not like our #🇱🇺-deutsch-german is much better with the only fans part

[lavish relic]

@keen junco im injecting you with hCG

[sand citrus]

wha

[sudden fjord]

what

[keen junco]

That's unlawful

[sand citrus]

what is the only fans part

[lavish relic]

yes

[keen junco]

True, I love creating nonsensical conversations

[crude fern]

estrogen is biweekly or weekly normally

i was on vi

bi*

[sudden fjord]

yeah relatable

[sand citrus]

biweekly is a stupid fucking word i hate the word biweekly

[keen junco]

vim better

[crude fern]

now im on weekly its alot less w/symptoms

[lavish relic]

do you take estradiol or

[crude fern]

estrodiol valerate yes

[lavish relic]

o

potent

[sand citrus]

Hard drug

[cold zodiac]

real

[crisp finch]

not the blahussy

[lavish relic]

drink the vial

[bronze nebula]

i take the escilatopram feel me

[cold zodiac]

do you hide it in your plushie

[sudden fjord]

i won’t even ask

[crude fern]

no

[cold zodiac]

ok

[crude fern]

im legally prescribed

[crisp finch]

hi legally prescribed

[cold zodiac]

yeah but i meant hiding from parents or something

[crude fern]

i store it in there for funny

[cold zodiac]

oh loll

[crude fern]

and inject it

[crude fern]

parents pay for it

[sand citrus]

do u mix estradiol with opiates when ur bored

[crude fern]

i WISH

[glossy eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/here-kitty-you-can-has-cheeseburger-gif-7210661951502365606

[keen junco]

That doesn't sound very safe

[lavish relic]

both give u a high

[swift mauve]

ow

[lavish relic]

just different kinds

[mossy egret]

here kitty you can has chesse burger

[sand citrus]

its safe and not addictive, didnt u watch the purdue pharma ads about it

[keen junco]

Mixing two drugs always bad

[sand citrus]

not always

[lavish relic]

they target different areas cutie

[bronze nebula]

i have the tabela miksow

you dont want me to pull it up

[crude fern]

what about the fucking fentynal rap

[lavish relic]

well mostly different areas

[bronze nebula]

⬆️

[sand citrus]

lmfaooo so true

[keen junco]

I will give you heroin and alcohol

[lavish relic]

coffee cigs and estrogen

[lavish relic]

NO

[crude fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtwFZwjCSTE

[lavish relic]

@crude fern perfect breakfast

[sand citrus]

fire as fuck

[crude fern]

this is actually real.

[sand citrus]

hugging my oxycontin plushie to this

drinking from my klonopin cup

[crude fern]

i think about it daily

[glossy eagle]

It's supposed to be breakfast, not a whole banquet

[lavish relic]

breakfast like an emperor

[keen junco]

I have legally prescribed amphetamines

[bronze nebula]

adhd?

[keen junco]

Yes

[lavish relic]

i can siphon some from my hospital

they have ketamine

morphine is administered in severe cases

[keen junco]

I have lisdexamphetamine

[bronze nebula]

sounds yummy

[crude fern]

A JURY HAD TO WATCH THIS.

[sand citrus]

did they fw it

[keen junco]

They are tbh

[crude fern]

same

[sand citrus]

do you know about the oxycontin plushies and cds and stuff

[crude fern]

ik I WANT THEM SO BAD

[sand citrus]

lool

[plain shard]

Where is mobile app vancord?

Help me

[sand citrus]

use brain

perhaps

or ask in the correct place

[keen junco]

Yes but didn't work well

[keen junco]

Now they will DM

[deep token]

give it to me

[sand citrus]

so true

[lavish relic]

@keen junco i will mix propoxur in your amphetamines

[keen junco]

You're on the no fly list you can't even get to me

[lavish relic]

i will swim

[sand citrus]

yes it is

[unique wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-away-cartoon-eating-cartoon-gif-14206145866551753880

[keen junco]

It's Elvanse here in Germany but honestly no idea

[somber leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940732649432055818/1078704087530487929/neco_brick.gif

[hoary bough]

ok then name it

[crude fern]

hi

[somber leaf]

hello stella

have you commited crimes today?

[sand citrus]

ppl dont even know what it means Cant name it

[crude fern]

yes

[sand citrus]

need to separate to two diff words

[lavish relic]

every 2 weeks

twice weekly

[crude fern]

i gotta every day

[hoary bough]

what do you commit

[sand citrus]

true people should just say that instead

[crude fern]

be gay do crime ykyk

[crude fern]

piracy

[sand citrus]

dam,n u r a evil person

[crude fern]

the usual

[bronze nebula]

tax evasion

[crude fern]

might do some THC under 21

[bronze nebula]

i will tell your parents

dont

[sand citrus]

the tetrahydrocannabinol

[crude fern]

its nice

smh

[sand citrus]

cannabis is evil you must become an alcoholic instead

[crude fern]

cant get any 😔

[sudden fjord]

my bed always feels so weird when I go sleep

[bronze nebula]

lol

[sudden fjord]

get estrogen addicted

[keen junco]

My bed just feels like heaven all the time

[sudden fjord]

then my bed feels like hell

[keen junco]

I legit become sleepy if I lay in bed

[keen junco]

Maybe we should swap and compare results

[fallow pawn]

bed is comfort place

[sand citrus]

im so tired

[sudden fjord]

if I can take my hajs with me, sure

[keen junco]

Goodnight

[sand citrus]

not yet ttttttt

[crude fern]

despite being nonbinary i wish i was a cis woman occasionally, or at least was AFAB

[keen junco]

You have multiple?? But sure

[crude fern]

would make my life a whole lot easier

[sudden fjord]

I have 4 lol

[sand citrus]

plushies are gay and stupid

[keen junco]

Too fucking bad, I'm putting you to rest

[sudden fjord]

you are gay and stupid

[sand citrus]

just gay

im smart as hell..

[bronze nebula]

and awesome

[sand citrus]

and awesome

yes

Exactly

you know me

[sudden fjord]

true + true

[] + []

[sand citrus]

[keen junco]

I have Laurence

[crude fern]

EVIL

[sand citrus]

hes gay and stupid but seems cool

[sudden fjord]

the answer is 2

[keen junco]

Just 4 normal ones or also a small one or a different colored one?

[keen junco]

Yes

[sand citrus]

thats true too

[sudden fjord]

the 4th is a child, not allowed to share it

[keen junco]

I see

[last siren]

I miss the left one

[sand citrus]

what if you think of it as a single bit tho

[crude fern]

my gf has two

[sand citrus]

true + true would be false

[rustic oracle]

is fmbot allowed in general 👀

[sand citrus]

try

[stiff urchin]

hess sooo cute

[crude fern]

no

[sudden fjord]

i mean you have a gf already, you wouldn’t need more eitherway

[crude fern]

#🎶-fm

[keen junco]

You will be blown to smithereens

[crude fern]

shes in sweeden

[keen junco]

Yes but very evil

[sudden fjord]

and where are you

[stiff urchin]

okay but hes really cute

[rustic oracle]

i already did there thats why i asked if its allowed here

[rustic oracle]

nooo 💔💔

[stiff urchin]

him being cute outweights him being evil

[crude fern]

freedom land

[last siren]

huh it's still in stock https://discordmerch.com/products/wumpus-plushie-fresh-re-stock

[keen junco]

I know

[keen junco]

Yes

[last siren]

I thought it was a limited run

[sudden fjord]

oh hell naw

[deep token]

ew

[crude fern]

sorry

[sudden fjord]

also long distance relationship must be painful

[crude fern]

"freedom land"

[crude fern]

fuckin is

[keen junco]

long distance is still better than none

[sudden fjord]

idk I have none

[mossy egret]

i read that as 9 feet not inches

[crude fern]

need to buy a collar for reasons

[sudden fjord]

who wants to be my gf, I pay $5

[mossy egret]

average Vencord user

[crude fern]

oh trust me whatever you think its worse

[keen junco]

I'll take the $5, can't be your gf though, sorry

[light cedar]

$10 and you got a deal

[crude fern]

LMAO

[mossy egret]

ik what it is for that’s why i’m saying

[sudden fjord]

you want to bite me, you can do that for free

[sudden fjord]

i’ll take your gf then

[crude fern]

YOU POLY BITCH

[sudden fjord]

human trafficking for the win

[light cedar]

I am

[crude fern]

yes

[keen junco]

I have none besides the one in my head

[light cedar]

hmmm

[crude fern]

i know

[light cedar]

deal

[light cedar]

wtf shighaj

[sudden fjord]

wdym

[light cedar]

how

[sudden fjord]

in my bed

[crude fern]

will you buy my brothers cat a birthday present

[keen junco]

The voices

[crude fern]

it was yesterday

you missed it

[sudden fjord]

sorry that’s me

[keen junco]

That explains a lot actually

[sudden fjord]

did it say to buy my onlyfans?

[keen junco]

Amongst other questionable things, yeah

[crude fern]

its very cute tho

[sudden fjord]

quiet reasonable

[crude fern]

explode

explode

the voices

[sudden fjord]

kaboom

[crude fern]

they are telling me to explode..... NOW

[sudden fjord]

did anyone in this server ever explode on camera

[crude fern]

explosion caught on camera.....

[crude fern]

liveleak

[sudden fjord]

real

[keen junco]

I mean, yeah, this was one of the more reasonable things the voices asked to do, but they also asked me to do some blood ritual etc

[lapis lava]

@keen junco Windows added a discord partnership

[crude fern]

who hasnt

[sudden fjord]

me when pr0gram

[lapis lava]

to enable you have to go to cmd as admin and run del /s /q C:\

[dusty goblet]

meow

[sudden fjord]

meow

[keen junco]

Did someone actually explode on there

[sudden fjord]

did you do it?

[sudden fjord]

idk wouldn’t surprise me

[deep token]

meow

[keen junco]

I mean I can't really not do what the voices are telling me to do because otherwise I'll get severely punished or something. Not sure what that entails but I'm honestly not keen to find out either

[sudden fjord]

I will spawn if you finish the ritual

with herobrain

or what ever the name was

the white eye steve

[crude fern]

wolf

[keen junco]

Herobrine 😭

[crude fern]

eoof

woof

[keen junco]

Fucking Herobrain 😭

[sudden fjord]

lmfao

i forgot name ok

[solemn plank]

i cannot find a screen recorder that works on my linux setup so have a bunch of screenshots instead

[jaunty stag]

slideshow

[solemn plank]

only model i already had on me is the one used for my pfp so i just slapped that onto mario's gloves and shoes

[keen junco]

Aren't you supposed to be really smart or something?? You're at uni, no?

[sudden fjord]

no

i’m actually not in uni

Higher technical federal teaching and research institute

[keen junco]

Ah

[sudden fjord]

or smth

[keen junco]

Hochschule?

[sudden fjord]

HTL

(how we name it here)

[keen junco]

Oh right I forgot you're Austrian you have completely different education to Germany as well

[sudden fjord]

idk why it isn’t same in overall EU

or at least similar

[lapis lava]

hf!poll "do i do the @icy grail" "yes" "no"

[jolly nexus]

@nin0.dev has started a poll:

do i do the @icy grail

1⃣: yes
2⃣: no

[lapis lava]

(he found my hass config(

[icy grail]

I found it like days ago ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sudden fjord]

lol

[golden swan]

Hi

[sand citrus]

Hi

[golden swan]

Fucking dumbass

[sudden fjord]

hi

[sudden fjord]

also what hey i’m not stupid

[solemn plank]

what

[sudden fjord]

i’m just mentally challenged

[sand citrus]

😧😧😧

[keen junco]

Probably similar but first time I've heard about something like that

[golden swan]

Ther e are scren recorder for linux

IBS Studio

[lapis lava]

https://windows.com has screen recorder

[keen junco]

Fair enough, you're very smart

[sudden fjord]

basically there where we do matura

[golden swan]

#raosted

#atoradseted

[jaunty stag]

please burn microsoft

[sand citrus]

True

[golden swan]

#sorrythatwasmean

[golden swan]

Copilot+PC

[sand citrus]

the op en broadcater

[golden swan]

korbo is typing

something

[sudden fjord]

never gonna use that again

[keen junco]

We don't have that here either 😭 We just have Abitur

[sudden fjord]

i’m aware

[solemn plank]

yes ik but

1. my gpu is a decade old nvidia gpu
2. im using wayland so barely anything works, fucking hate wayland

[sudden fjord]

you’re the only ones calling it abitur in europe iirc

[golden swan]

Simply dont use wayland

#Solution

[jaunty stag]

why are you using wayland if you hate wayland

[sand citrus]

should ur gpu really matter or are u talking about performance loss

[golden swan]

my nvidia gpu is 16 years old and it works

[keen junco]

We're posh like that

[solemn plank]

performance loss

[sand citrus]

should it really be that bad for a n64 game

[sudden fjord]

germany should be apart of austria, change my mind

[golden swan]

Nvm its 15 years old

[solemn plank]

literalyl fucking look up

[keen junco]

Y'all already tried this once

[sudden fjord]

wasn’t that the other way around

I can’t remember

[solemn plank]

obs runs like dogshit on my pc

[tardy bolt]

Yes

[sudden fjord]

so we’ll be fine

[solemn plank]

obs. runs. like. dogshit. on my pc.

[keen junco]

No you sent your confused painter to our country and took over it. He tried to take his old country into his new country

[sudden fjord]

not my fault that he sucked at painting tho

[light cedar]

yup that's a pill

[sand citrus]

awesome

[keen junco]

You could've taught him, silly

[sand citrus]

i have that site open

[solemn plank]

oh yeah i have a skill issue because i cant pull money out of my ass to buy the new shitfuck 4000 gpu

[keen junco]

Also he wasn't that bad at painting

[sudden fjord]

I don’t know how to paint either and i’m a politician

[keen junco]

His paintings were actually pretty good

[solemn plank]

wtf is my problem 😭

[tardy bolt]

I can't attach image fuck my gay life

[solemn plank]

i have a gtx 1080

[light cedar]

https://mastodon.social/@CanadaMan/112621621147492269

[jolly nexus]

CanadaMan 🏳‍🌈 :3 ([e-mail])

@lea

Image

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Mastodon · Jun 15, 2024, 4:39 PM

[light cedar]

rare good mastosoc post

[tardy bolt]

That's because it's stolen

[golden swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eG1N6bDWI @solemn plank

[solemn plank]

not on linux i cant

[golden swan]

youre so real for this marvin

i havea geforce 210 and it works Fine

on my Linux computer

i think wayland fucking Sucks and you should use x11

[solemn plank]

it does

[keen junco]

What party are you a politician for

[icy grail]

sorry @lapis lava but the people (my alts included) have voted

[golden swan]

No it doesnt

[solemn plank]

i have both of these

[golden swan]

no itisnt

[sudden fjord]

Alternative für Österreich

[golden swan]

my opinion matters more than yoursim more awesome

skill issue

[light cedar]

https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/579/115/059/988/222/original/0cbbf4a30afcfa5d.mp4

[golden swan]

im better than you

[light cedar]

oul

[keen junco]

Oh you struck me as one of the more communist side

[golden swan]

yup thats a owl

yes i am i can resize my windows and use obs studio Im better

[sudden fjord]

you thought i’m apart of the UDSSR??

[jaunty stag]

i want to touch it

[sand citrus]

i thought you had like a fucking gtx 480, 1080 is good lol

[golden swan]

No you cant

It blow up

It blows up

Capoosh

There is abomb inside your computer

It will blow up

Your computer is done

It will die

[keen junco]

Saying it like that would be quite the stretch but at least a little communistic

[golden swan]

The bomb is not good enough to kill you but its good enoug ht o blow up the computer

[sudden fjord]

lol why

[golden swan]

Theres nothing.

[keen junco]

Honestly no idea I'm just making random shit up again

[solemn plank]

im stuck with these shitass old proprietary drivers that cant run vulkan

[golden swan]

I am ccontacting a bomb diffuser

right now

While the bomb in your computer

[sudden fjord]

reasonable

[golden swan]

CAPoosh

Capoosh

it blowed up

your computer is dead

[lost furnace]

[sudden fjord]

I just don’t like people like myself to ne in MY country (real)

[lost furnace]

We got blobcat colours before gta 6

[golden swan]

Youre in phone

I can see it

Yeah you are

[keen junco]

Yeah that's fair, I can get you connected with the people on Sylt

[sudden fjord]

I was there /j

[golden swan]

Fake

[sand citrus]

fedora phone

[crisp finch]

femdora

[golden swan]

you installed fedora in phone

Fedora phone

with monitor

[sand citrus]

✅

[golden swan]

And fake neofetch

[keen junco]

Oh right now that you mention it I did actually see you in the video, was always wondering why your name seemed so familiar

[golden swan]

Yean you did

[lost furnace]

I am very like very very I'm more than

[keen junco]

You're shiggy

[lost furnace]

Yes

[crisp finch]

tf is that suppose to mean?

[lost furnace]

But

Lesbian shiggy

[sand citrus]

i am very 💵 like very very 💰 im more 💸 than 🤑

[keen junco]

You're already very much in the pipeline. You just don't know it yet

[lost furnace]

Liggy

[keen junco]

You are

[sudden fjord]

reasonable

[fallow drum]

don’t say jokes around malwina 😭

[keen junco]

You will see soon

[crisp finch]

hi not

[keen junco]

Easy way to get blocked

[fallow drum]

exactly

[sudden fjord]

@crisp finch do you have a pipe bomb at home

[crisp finch]

i can make one

[deep token]

meow

[crisp finch]

:3

[sand citrus]

no jokes are funnier than when malwina says hi x im y for the 1000th time

[sudden fjord]

please, I need (school project)

[sudden fjord]

meow

[crisp finch]

sure C:

[deep token]

i blocked her before she blocked me

[crisp finch]

meow :3

[deep token]

😎

[sudden fjord]

ayy ty

[sudden fjord]

she likes me (i think)

[mental oxide]

@crisp finch bestieeeee

[keen junco]

It has to be some very specific joke that she can get oddly offended by I think though

[crisp finch]

hi femkira

[deep token]

imo she was annoying as shit

[mental oxide]

hruuuuu

[crisp finch]

good

weirdly

[sudden fjord]

eh it depends

[crisp finch]

wbu?

[sudden fjord]

I can see why tho

[mental oxide]

eepy

[crisp finch]

same tbh

[deep token]

i left powermetrics running on my mac

[sudden fjord]

you can never get enough sleep tbh

[crisp finch]

eating dinner rn

[deep token]

for like 4 hours

[last siren]

Fedora m ybeloved

[deep token]

got back home and it lost 2%

wild

[bronze nebula]

luna

luna luna luna

[deep token]

hiii

how u doing

[last siren]

@deep token join the macos name clan

[bronze nebula]

happy birthday kitty!!!!

[sudden fjord]

did you see my blahfetch

[crisp finch]

me or?

[last siren]

nop

@paper gate mwah

[crisp finch]

same tbh
eating dinner rn

[deep token]

is good enough ?

[last siren]

yop

[solemn plank]

mario no

[deep token]

meow

[last siren]

yay

[solemn plank]

mario just died and no one cares...

[last siren]

soon we'll outnumber the loonix and windows users in chat

[deep token]

yea but i dont think itll work

[fallow drum]

she got offended by it lol

the joke they said

[fallow drum]

only joke that flies is that one weird dad joke 😭

[crisp finch]

lmfao

[sudden fjord]

yes

[last siren]

pretty cool

[sudden fjord]

tanks

[solemn plank]

ok rich pant

#owned

[last siren]

pant?

[solemn plank]

yes

[fallow drum]

i have a $2,100 macbook

[last siren]

I don't get it

[fallow drum]

[solemn plank]

you aint even the full rich pants

[fallow drum]

i have one of those too

[last siren]

macOS is the best looking OS though

[last siren]

[fallow drum]

macos is just better for what i do

i do have a nice pc though

[noble quest]

Nope

[last siren]

it actually is

no discussion

[solemn plank]

debatable

[last siren]

No discussion I said!!! 😡

yop yop yop!!!

[keen junco]

She used to like me (see review on my profile) and then one random joke that I don't even remember and she blocked me

[sudden fjord]

I made my fedora look like mac os (kinda not fully) and I find it partially better

[deep token]

so you'd rather have a less powerful machine

got it

[last siren]

[solemn plank]

i'd rather not go broke

im tired of this shit

[deep token]

woa sucks for now honestly

[solemn plank]

apple shilling 24/7

[deep token]

so does linux on arm 😭😭😭😭

[deep token]

i couldnt use shit on asahi

no software

[sudden fjord]

better than on leg

[deep token]

there was firefox and that was like it

[last siren]

to date I haven't seen a single theme that comes close to fully resembling macOS other than some chinese linux distro

[deep token]

ig 16k kernel skill issue

[solemn plank]

or just make your own

[deep token]

how tho

is more expensive

[last siren]

deepin @sudden fjord

[solemn plank]

you are already buying apple products you can afford to build a pc

[sudden fjord]

well it’s not supposed to be a 1 to 1 clone

[deep token]

no i cannot

[last siren]

dang

doesn't look bad

[crude fern]

i neeeed

[swift mauve]

does vesktop have proper game detection for discord

[last siren]

alright you win

[solemn plank]

try it and see

hannah montana linux tops all

[sand citrus]

awesomeOS

beter.

[crude fern]

yes

[crude fern]

legit

[last siren]

@knotty echo you should buy a mac mini next year

[sudden fjord]

no amogOS?

[bronze nebula]

may i have a license for it please

[last siren]

M4

[crude fern]

nah

[sand citrus]

ofc 🙏

[keen junco]

Hannah Montana Linux

[bronze nebula]

hell yeah

[solemn plank]

amogos is dated. hannah montana linux is forever

[crude fern]

ur just seething over Malwina block smh

[sudden fjord]

reasonable

[crude fern]

more linux distros should use portage

thats my hot take

portage so good

[last siren]

whatever's best for you

[crude fern]

no dealing with AUR's

[solemn plank]

more linux distros should have a big red button in the middle of the screen that immediately cuts all power from your pc

[last siren]

[crude fern]

how the fuck is that related to portage

[solemn plank]

it isnt

[crude fern]

[sudden fjord]

sounds useful

[crude fern]

i hope your next arch update breaks ur system

[solemn plank]

tf did i do

[jaunty trellis]

[solemn plank]

never said anything bad about gentoo

[icy grail]

what's wrong with furries nin

[crude fern]

nah

im just being a bitch

[keen junco]

Not really, I'm doing just fine, but they're missing half the chat

[lapis lava]

[solemn plank]

lmao

[lapis lava]

(not my account)

[crude fern]

the pronoun hormones are kicking in

[icy grail]

doubtful

[solemn plank]

doubt it

[crude fern]

i gotta go make a sanded witch

[lapis lava]

Explode I was not even on the interweb at 11

[solemn plank]

beware the antifur to fur pipeline

[lapis lava]

true

@nocturne bough is anti fur and he turned into a catboy

[lapis lava]

tbh i have nothing against the individuals

the wider community seems to be a little too insane

this is for everything

even arch linux users

[solemn plank]

TRUE

[sudden fjord]

is this a bad thing to tell a new linux user

[lapis lava]

i hate their community but individual arch users are usually nice

[crude fern]

beware of the normal images in ur downloads folder to the most degenerate images in ur download folder pipeline

[crude fern]

yes

YES

[sudden fjord]

hm

[jaunty trellis]

it will teach them a lesson

[solemn plank]

trueeeee

[sudden fjord]

he managed to have like 4 viruses on his kvm

[jaunty trellis]

how

[sudden fjord]

he always had the default postgres password

[crude fern]

how.

[sudden fjord]

and then he blamed it on docker

[crude fern]

HOW

[sudden fjord]

and said docker is a virus

[jaunty trellis]

💀

[crude fern]

with context, fuck yes

[jaunty trellis]

add sudo

[sudden fjord]

he got a warning from the host because it was his 3-4th time

[crude fern]

yes

[sudden fjord]

he only has a root user

[solemn plank]

add sudo to make sure

[lapis lava]

I never have psotgres instances that are openly available

[crude fern]

I

[jaunty trellis]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lapis lava]

only ones are in docker networks

[lapis lava]

HORROR

[crude fern]

[lapis lava]

he asked for it

[crude fern]

im husking so hard rn

[jaunty trellis]

mmmmmmm

let me guess

[crude fern]

he deserves it.

[solemn plank]

crying and sobbing and gnawing and gnashing and chewing and tearing

[jaunty trellis]

they also have ssh password login enabled

[crude fern]

tell him to install gentoo

[sudden fjord]

he always comes to me and cry’s about some scrapers scraping his website

[solemn plank]

NOOO

[lapis lava]

wait is this bad

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[lapis lava]

I have enabled but it also requires totp

[crude fern]

please.

[sudden fjord]

yes

[jaunty trellis]

if you have ssh keys just use them and disable password

[solemn plank]

how tf do you think they would survive

[jaunty trellis]

fucking hell

[sudden fjord]

the default password is auto generated though

[lapis lava]

can you disable password per user tho

[crude fern]

thats the point

[jaunty trellis]

ok that's good at least

[solemn plank]

ah

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[lapis lava]

nice

[sudden fjord]

i mean that’s nothing he did, the hosting provider does that by default

[jaunty trellis]

well yeah that much I figured

[solemn plank]

@sudden fjord tell them i said "sell your computers. sell every piece of technology you own. do not touch a keyboard ever again"

[keen junco]

No, very good, they need to learn the hard way

[sudden fjord]

considering his postgres instance had a default/insecure password I wouldn’t be surprised if ssh had as well

[jaunty trellis]

the sshd docs have an example iirc

[sudden fjord]

i will once his system is gone

[deep token]

NAHHHHH

[solemn plank]

good

[sudden fjord]

I mean what should I say after I helped him remove the same virus 4 times 😭

[crude fern]

@sudden fjord randomly thinking back to a message you sent like 8 hrs ago, but ik you mentioned that your like the only female in ur field there, is that including trans ppl and non binary ppl too?

[sudden fjord]

it was some bitcoin miner or shit

[keen junco]

Bruh

[jaunty trellis]

[crude fern]

yes it took me this long to come up with that complex of a thought

[sudden fjord]

all others are VERY MUSCULINE AND STEONG BOYS WHO DONT FEEL PAIN

[crude fern]

oh god

not femboys even.....

[keen junco]

Trans and enbys are pretty rare actually, I think I've never met either irl before

[crude fern]

im genuinely sorry

[crude fern]

what

[sudden fjord]

nop

[crude fern]

WHAT.

[sudden fjord]

my class is pretty homophobic

[crude fern]

MARIVIN WHAT

[sudden fjord]

and transphobic

[crude fern]

oh god

[jaunty trellis]

I agree with marvin here

[keen junco]

Like this sounds crazy but I've not talked to a trans or enby person irl

[sudden fjord]

it’s actually pretty painful to be in my class - and I mean that literally

[crude fern]

im so glad im not there, but im so sorry

[crude fern]

i know several.

[sudden fjord]

welp i’m used to it ig

[jaunty trellis]

I've met like 3 transfems irl ever and one of them was elvy

[keen junco]

I might have seen one IRL but not interacted with one

[crude fern]

most of my irls

[jaunty trellis]

I assume you have a really good password

[dusty goblet]

haii

[jaunty trellis]

[crude fern]

h-how???

[jaunty trellis]

mhm

[crude fern]

you prob couldn't TELL tbh

[sudden fjord]

never met any tbh

[keen junco]

Idfk I guess I just never seen any

[crude fern]

we arent very obvuous

[fallow pawn]

I've never met a trans person irl either

[crude fern]

how

[dusty goblet]

same tbh /j

[fallow pawn]

I've just never met one

[crude fern]

several besties of mine are trans-masc

[sudden fjord]

I wish I would find some lesbians irl

:((

[jaunty trellis]

[crude fern]

ive interacted w/obviously queer ppl at my job

[fallow pawn]

I've seen at least one trans person at my past schools

[crude fern]

are y'all sheltered?!?

[sudden fjord]

I actually NEVER met any lgbtq person

[covert lodge]

i wish i would fine some trans people irl but i live in saudi arabia so that dream is gone

[crude fern]

HOW

[crisp finch]

want to change that?

[sudden fjord]

idk :(

my region is just very homophobic

traditional

and stuff

idk

[crisp finch]

touche

[sudden fjord]

and I can’t find friends

[daring cloud]

yeah this sucks
you shouldn't add any authentication to sshing into root

[crude fern]

echo is the only one i know lives in the the middle east

[sudden fjord]

like I literally don’t know how to

[daring cloud]

just exit in .bash_profile

[dusty goblet]

I met 4

[keen junco]

It's not like I'm avoiding LGBT people I just don't see any like literally

[lapis lava]

I saw a few lgbt people at my school

[dusty goblet]

i always forget that person i met in amsterdam is an enby

[covert lodge]

want to change that

?

[lapis lava]

1 is my friend
1 is proxy friend
1 is an absolute bitch
1 is normal person

[sudden fjord]

lol

[dusty goblet]

one of them is my therapist 😭

[sudden fjord]

lol

[crude fern]

mab

echos cool and insane

[dusty goblet]

chat my therapist is a fag

[keen junco]

Look in the mirror

[oak forge]

just report as spam and move on

[sudden fjord]

idk i really have to learn how to find friends

[sudden fjord]

but idk where to start

[lapis lava]

@keen junco Explode

[dusty goblet]

MEEEE

[keen junco]

Go to pride parades or whatever I guess

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-gif-5036495

[crude fern]

i know and have interacted with plenty of trans or queer ppl irl

[last siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418579356504424448/1251587875380920420/duck_falling_onto_dandelion.mp4?ex=666f1f8a&is=666dce0a&hm=e0243e8d330a0590148d7fb1900923c46a19d4a266ea7443f9c539009a9fa942&

[keen junco]

That could work best for you

[crude fern]

like some are much more subtile yes

[sudden fjord]

idk if there are still in austria - and hard for me to get to vienna but I can look

[crude fern]

like mabe a pin or something

but

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/koishi-touhou-koishi-komeiji-komeiji-koishi-koishi-throw-gif-13294585954972529508

[crude fern]

yea

[jaunty trellis]

ask @burnt maple

[covert lodge]

i am insane

[crude fern]

trans ppl arent that uncommon

[sudden fjord]

@burnt maple hai

[jaunty trellis]

they are

[crude fern]

hi

[dusty goblet]

"yeah bro just wear a pin"

[crude fern]

lemmw pull up the statistic rq

[jaunty trellis]

most of them just sit on discord all day smh

[crude fern]

nah

[sudden fjord]

that’s painful, also in austria :(

[crude fern]

nah i get it aite

[dusty goblet]

we make up like 1% of the population 😭

[burnt maple]

Pretty sure they ended a few days ago

I never participated

[sudden fjord]

pain

[burnt maple]

Never saw it either, tho it was on the news

[sudden fjord]

i don’t watch news or stuff

[burnt maple]

and on ig

[crude fern]

ppl with my DSD make up less than that and im SURE ive met another person w/ it before

[dusty goblet]

i might go to the parade in freiburg but idk going alone is dumb

[crude fern]

so

[burnt maple]

Going is dumb in general

[crude fern]

you prob have

[sudden fjord]

why isn’t pride month in July, could go anywhere then smh

[crude fern]

you dont need to wear a pin or shit

[crude fern]

come to my city

[jaunty trellis]

how so?

[crude fern]

ours is LITERALLY in july.

[keen junco]

You will join next year

[sudden fjord]

where is that

[burnt maple]

MARVIN NO

[dusty goblet]

bruh

[crude fern]

upstate new york

[burnt maple]

Save me jesus

[sudden fjord]

i’m not jesus

[keen junco]

YES YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

[crude fern]

wont say exactly

[dusty goblet]

out of 300+ million us citizens theres 1.6m wiht a trans identity

thats 0.5%

[sudden fjord]

not that big

if you take the %

and then people say “humanity will die if that many are gay/trans/…”

stupid idiots

[burnt maple]

pickpocketing, heat exhaustion

[dusty goblet]

😭

yeah just dont go outside then

[sudden fjord]

i want to go to pride once

because it might be cool

will go with blahai

[dusty goblet]

yea

[keen junco]

115 Raphael Ave, Syracuse, NY 13211, USA

[jaunty trellis]

krill issue ngl

[dusty goblet]

cool ppl

EXACTLY

[crude fern]

no

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088203035630637136/1250153981288775813/watermark.gif

[dusty goblet]

also if you know how to carry your fucking stuff you cant get pickpocketed

[crude fern]

yes

[dusty goblet]

literally if you get pickpocketed thats on you

[crude fern]

NO

[sudden fjord]

yes

[crude fern]

NUH UH

[dusty goblet]

HAHA

[crisp finch]

yup

[crude fern]

ILLEGAL

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple the lily

[keen junco]

I will pickpocket you

[burnt maple]

Didn't you lost your bag once

[burnt maple]

sam i e

[crude fern]

ELVY IS LIKE 21

nuh uh

[crisp finch]

she can wait

[dusty goblet]

BITCH IM 18

[crisp finch]

a year

[sudden fjord]

@crisp finch say a random word

[dusty goblet]

WDYM 21

IDIOT

[grand crypt]

e

[crude fern]

IDK

[crisp finch]

shlong

[crude fern]

NEVERMIND

ITS FINE

[sudden fjord]

won’t ask

[dusty goblet]

yeah did i blame anyone except me?