🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[crude fern]

i should do my estrogen so i can actually cry today is going horrible

[open pasture]

i drink estrogen

[cosmic otter]

the problem is that installers are split between msi and exe

[fallow drum]

i mean i can just do brew install or i can just download the app itself and bam none of that crappy ad stuff but it is pretty much the same on linux

[stark tapir]

i think all apps should be distributed as one large executable for each platform and updates should be distrubuted as binary patches

[open pasture]

:3

[harsh minnow]

sending virtual shiggies

and hugs

[crude fern]

thx

[fallow drum]

debian based distro's have nala though

i love nala

[open pasture]

romot

[fallow drum]

does fedora have nala too

idk

apt sucks

[crude fern]

if anyone has anything that can do drive recovery on linux please snd

send

i doubt much is left

[harsh minnow]

you don't need a third party package manager frontend on fedora cause dnf doesn't suck ass like apt

[crude fern]

but its worth a shot

[open pasture]

apt is||NT|| good

[fallow drum]

yeah i figured fedora didn't have nala for that very reason

dnf is actually good

[harsh minnow]

well default dnf is kinda slow but you just need to switch to dnf 5, faster and looks better

[fallow drum]

apt is just total trash

[stark tapir]

what do yall think of my linux install

[harsh minnow]

old dnf is written in python or perl or some shit

i forgot

well i don't even use dnf manually

lol

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow u love

[harsh minnow]

there's a gui store

you only need to dnf manually for installing cli stuff

for normal programs you use the store

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-technology-browser-gif-19105729

this

[fallow drum]

this is so amazing i just wish dmg was not treated as a disk lmao

[harsh minnow]

(but more modern ui)

[fallow drum]

i don't want to eject a dmg every time

so annoying

[cosmic otter]

this method made it very easy to install shit you weren't supposed to on school computers

[fallow pawn]

xd

[harsh minnow]

it's so random

[cosmic otter]

lot of schools just forget to restrict the applications directory

[harsh minnow]

like surely they could have just added two buttons

"Launch without Install"
"Install"

instead of this weird dragging shenanigans

[fallow pawn]

dmgs here are just mounted disk images

cant really have a button

though

they do exist

[cosmic otter]

its just the easiest way to make an installer

[fallow pawn]

in a form of .pkg

[quiet salmon]

RACK!

[harsh minnow]

my school forgot to remove the "sample music" (Windows 7) folder from the windows search bar, so you could search for kalimba (fucking hood classic) > open folder > go back to c > program files > desired program > double click the exe

[fallow pawn]

apple uses this the most

[harsh minnow]

to open any app even though accessing apps was meant to be whitelist based

i found that exploit when i was like 13

xd

[cosmic otter]

i installed minecraft java edition on several school laptops before just by keeping the launcher on a thumb drive

[harsh minnow]

how do ur schools have such awful security

[fallow pawn]

one thing I like about mac is that everything u install is gonna be located in a single area

[cosmic otter]

and changing the wifi network to a hotspot

[noble quest]

I just brought my laptop to my school

[fallow pawn]

unless you install the app only for your own user

then its gonna be in ~/Applications

[harsh minnow]

mine had decent security, i just found multiple bypasses to open arbitrary apps until they eventually just removed the whitelist and gave everyone full access to everything always

[fallow drum]

my school had nothing blocked

they had their own windows 10 themed OS

[cosmic otter]

i don't think it stayed

[fallow drum]

it was weird

so it was locked down a little

[pine raft]

guys discord has just released an awful update

[fallow drum]

but nothing like installing apps or websites were blocked lmao

[cosmic otter]

probably deleted itself on shutdown or log out

[fallow drum]

i would watch netflix and stuff

[fallow pawn]

nothing new

[fallow drum]

i watched dahmer in highschool

IN highschool

[pine raft]

why did they have to change HOW PROFILES WORKED THEY WERE FINNEEEEE UGGGHHH

[fallow pawn]

theres an experiment to bring back the old ones

[harsh minnow]

like when they upgraded to windows 10, the sample music bypass was dead, but then i found that you can just create a new textfile and save as .bat and it would allow you to run arbitrary batch commands...

[fallow pawn]

Simplied profiles -> Control

[fallow drum]

one of my teachers also brought their xbox to school once so the kids could play mortal kombat

[crude fern]

ok

[fallow pawn]

hugs_for_me_and_you

[crude fern]

i think i didnt loose anything super important

so thats good

but

[pine raft]

please for love of lliberty do it i don't care this update is terribbbleeeeeeeee

[pine raft]

also i love that gif

[harsh minnow]

so i just made scripts for launching every app and put them in the shared folder where every student had access (and some scripts that would shut down ur pc or open rickroll)

[crude fern]

its just alot of sentemental stuffs

[noble quest]

My school has a hash based whitelist on progesterone that is allowed to run

Why did autocorrect do that

[crude fern]

progestrone

progesterone

[noble quest]

I have never typed that word before

[crude fern]

trans

trans

[noble quest]

Nope

[cosmic otter]

autowoke

[crude fern]

[fallow pawn]

woke

[open pasture]

this is the reason why I hate Dreamsexual discord servers
number 1. Stupid
Number 2. The unfunny

[crude fern]

i love wokecord

[cosmic otter]

??

[elder geyser]

@open pasture

@open pasture

[crude fern]

wok,,,,,

[elder geyser]

@open pasture

@crude fern

[crude fern]

wock

awaa

[elder geyser]

@crude fern

[cosmic otter]

what does dreamsexual have to do with anything

[crude fern]

oh my god i need to do my estrogen i keep procrasinating

[open pasture]

isk

idj

dk

[crude fern]

i forgot yesterday

[open pasture]

idk

[crude fern]

and i fell asleep tday

im gonnna go do it

[cosmic otter]

fym "idk" you brought it up

[crude fern]

fun fact

estrogen is stored in the thighs

[crude fern]

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[boreal torrent]

i go to gaming club every friday in school

i was playing tekken 3 today

[keen pike]

i'm not afraid to use

[pine raft]

i can't find this

[fallow drum]

it was during school lol

[boreal torrent]

"48.7 TB"
windows: fuck it, i'll render it anyway

[noble quest]

God's weakest fighter

[elder geyser]

im julie

[boreal torrent]

[elder geyser]

:3

[harsh minnow]

fun fact
testosterone is stored in the balls

[elder geyser]

estrogen is in the bobs

obobs

[raw lava]

your welcome

[elder geyser]

boobs

[pine raft]

thank you

[cosmic otter]

bc its fake metadata

[elder geyser]

nooo dont cut them off

[boreal torrent]

that's my point

[cosmic otter]

you can just lie to windows

[elder geyser]

you need them to pee

[fallow drum]

is this why you're such a femboy

[harsh minnow]

what..

[noble quest]

When you get kicked in the balls the testosterone gets injected into your whole body

[boreal torrent]

if it was 48.7 tb there is no way it'd be rendered

[fallow drum]

i lied

[elder geyser]

maybe your pc just sucks ass

[keen pike]

this is not an offense

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/brand-new-animal-bna-anime-furry-peppycorn-gif-22247374

[pine raft]

i looked there and i could't find it

[keen pike]

i lied

[boreal torrent]

this makes no sense

[raw lava]

you

[fallow pawn]

you can just search for it

[fallow drum]

when are we building a pc together @harsh minnow

[crude fern]

fighting the intrusive thougths rn

[harsh minnow]

you'd just buy a mac

[fallow drum]

nuh uh

i built my pc

did you even see my setup so far

[fallow pawn]

custom built mac machine

[crude fern]

im gonna let them win

[noble quest]

The apple store customizer doesn't count

[cosmic otter]

is that not what the show is

[fallow drum]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016PATXSI i bought these for my pc @harsh minnow

[crude fern]

when you get bottom surgery do they let you keep the balls

like

[fallow drum]

rate

[keen pike]

hwug

[raw lava]

no..?

[fallow drum]

well no but we actually can't talk about how it

[boreal torrent]

so weird

[harsh minnow]

rosie the type of girl to forget to buy thermal paste so she uses toothpaste instead

[fallow drum]

we canlt talk about how it's done here

[fallow drum]

i bought thermal paste not knowing my cpu came with it already

[boreal torrent]

why would anyone consume yuri of 14 year old characters

[crude fern]

welp

[pine raft]

i googled it... and im so confused

[crude fern]

my google search history is going to be ruined

[boreal torrent]

i need Bocchi the Rock! 2nd Season

[fallow drum]

my intrusive thoughts are shocking vee with the wires inside the wireless network adapter whilst building a pc

[boreal torrent]

immediately

[raw lava]

we all do

[keen pike]

bye bye chat

[harsh minnow]

why the hell would you google it lmaooo

[keen pike]

bye kita kita

[keen pike]

bye kita kita

[raw lava]

girl... 😭

[crude fern]

my NSA agent is prob having a field day w/ this one

[fallow pawn]

theres a plugin in vencord called "experiments", you enable that, once you do, you scroll down to where you'd see another experiments tab thats been added to your discord settings, then you search for the simplified profile experiment inside of that tab, then set it to Control Bucket

[crude fern]

go back to being that yes yes

[fallow pawn]

I'm not gonna keep helping you

[pine raft]

well there is no search option in settings so i googled it

[crude fern]

thank you reaction logger

for letting me know everyone is husking me

husked

[keen pike]

you called me hitori

[fallow drum]

i hope the speakers i got are good lol

they seem promising

they're my pooter speakers

[fallow pawn]

get headphones

[harsh minnow]

i should buy speakers for my pc tbh

[stark herald]

has anyone here made a https server

[fallow drum]

MY PC HAS NO SOUND

[cosmic otter]

i never play sound from my pc

[harsh minnow]

so inconvenient having to use headphones for everything

[fallow drum]

one more person telling me to get headphones

[crude fern]

headphones

[fallow drum]

i will actually kill myself

[harsh minnow]

yeah same lol

[fallow pawn]

a

[sand citrus]

I should get speakers and play really loud music at night

[fallow drum]

i wear my earbuds

[crude fern]

i have 300$ headphones

because

[fallow drum]

but when i am doing something that requires soudn real quick

[crude fern]

idk

[harsh minnow]

why would u use bluetooth speakers for ur pc tho

[fallow drum]

i don't wanna go grab my headphones 😭

[cosmic otter]

i don't like other people hearing what i watch or listen to

[harsh minnow]

do wired

[raw lava]

i use headphones i got for 7 dollars at walmart bro

[boreal torrent]

LES GO VENCORD MEMBERS

[fallow drum]

they're not only bluetooth

they are optionally bluetooth

i will use the bluetooth feature for my phone

but they will be wired to my pc

[fallow pawn]

its flag day today

[boreal torrent]

@hardy edge R U HAPPY

[fallow drum]

they wre $120 because 20% off and also $20 off lmao

[fallow pawn]

flag day

[harsh minnow]

honestly cool

[crude fern]

@frozen hatch

[open pasture]

hi

[boreal torrent]

vexillology day 🔥

[crude fern]

dont ask what she has

[cosmic otter]

its where we eat a full sized flag in one sitting

[crude fern]

[noble quest]

Nuh uh

[cosmic otter]

big part of american culture

[fallow pawn]

yeah we consume the flag

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-poland-poland-germany-gif-14328272994735177728

[fallow drum]

funny story is i actually bought other speakers beforehand but i don't want those speakers so i tried cancelling the order one hour after ordering but amazon had already shipped them out 😭

[frozen hatch]

@raw lava i feel so sorry for you

[fallow pawn]

I dont think thats poland

[fallow drum]

so i have to return them

[crude fern]

maddie

[raw lava]

theyre good

[crude fern]

how much did you spend on your headphones

[harsh minnow]

not anymore / yet

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/K1xw.gif

[crude fern]

she is osaka

[fallow pawn]

what does that even mean

[open pasture]

where TF is my uwu plugin
I just got it

[crude fern]

has about the same inellegence

[fallow drum]

sammy needs a history lesson

[crude fern]

smh

[cosmic otter]

I'm gonna be real and say as an american i have no idea what flag day is

[boreal torrent]

i don't think this is brazil

[fallow drum]

what does it sound like

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow are you the only other one in this listen along

[noble quest]

With my long nails, my phone keyboard sounds mechanical.

[harsh minnow]

it's a day dedicated to celebrating the flag

what else

[frozen hatch]

i am

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-day-us-flag-american-flag-gif-14324495

[crude fern]

maddie

[cosmic otter]

its literally just celebrating the fact we got a flag

[fallow drum]

it is funny how listen along button doesn't evenwork

[cosmic otter]

its the flags birthday

[crude fern]

how much did you spend on your headphones dummyyyy

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bFUpJ.gif

[harsh minnow]

obviously the bigger meaning is celebrating the country itself

[cosmic otter]

dumb holiday

[harsh minnow]

why lol

[cosmic otter]

we have a million of those

[noble quest]

Chat rate my nails

[boreal torrent]

wait

[fallow drum]

yeah it is a little bit of a stupid holiday

[frozen hatch]

~250 Canadian iirc

[fallow drum]

july 4th is soon

[boreal torrent]

it's a US-only thing

[raw lava]

gnarpy

[frozen hatch]

massive deal

[boreal torrent]

guh

[fallow drum]

flag day is not even really a holiday

[boreal torrent]

i wanna the US to fuck off sorry

[raw lava]

canuckistani

[fallow drum]

it's just a reason for companies to make more money lmao

[cosmic otter]

no not actually

[fallow drum]

by having "sales"

[noble quest]

I've never celebrated it before

[boreal torrent]

google is lying to me then

[fallow drum]

every single small holiday is just another way for companies to make money

[sand citrus]

flags are cool I think

[cosmic otter]

several countries have flag days

[sand citrus]

do we have a vencord flag

[raw lava]

🏳️‍⚧️

[boreal torrent]

[thin jackal]

June 6th is national day in Sweden

[sand citrus]

fair enough

[fallow drum]

i have something to admit

i am not straight ...

[sand citrus]

can we make an official vencord flag

[fallow pawn]

no way

[fallow drum]

is this okay

[hallow hedge]

can i preorder

[boreal torrent]

IT'S REAL WTF

[bronze nebula]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[fallow pawn]

yeah <3

[fallow drum]

i'm sorry guys 🙏

[raw lava]

im a cisgender straight guy

[fallow drum]

can i stil be in this server

[crude fern]

HOW

YOU HAVE ELECTROSTATS

[fallow pawn]

aint no way

[boreal torrent]

i have to admit

i'm not gay...

[hallow hedge]

will there be a director's cut or any deluxe packages

[fallow pawn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_awareness_periods we have many

[cosmic otter]

October is woke month

[frozen hatch]

massive deal
also shipping
also I think it was 250 us bwaaa

[crude fern]

lmao

[boreal torrent]

FIRE AS FUC

[fallow pawn]

🔥

[hallow hedge]

holy shit

[crude fern]

whens national dummy day

[cosmic otter]

shit i forgot

[fallow drum]

pronouns? get a life 🔥

[harsh minnow]

national vencord day is on umm

lc.si

[night blaze]

labsCore

[harsh minnow]

not that

[crude fern]

national they/them day

[raw lava]

when is maddie's birthday again

[fallow drum]

lc.si

[night blaze]

labsCore

[harsh minnow]

lc.serverinfo

[night blaze]

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[harsh minnow]

2 september

national vencord day

[stark herald]

2 sepmten

[boreal torrent]

so many

[fallow drum]

banger

[fallow pawn]

omg

[fallow drum]

can't wait

[fallow pawn]

national vencord day

[fallow drum]

fireworks on national vencord day

all work is off

no school

[harsh minnow]

L timezone

[fallow drum]

wait nvm

[cosmic otter]

us aros kinda cooked with our awareness week

[boreal torrent]

1st

[fallow drum]

9/11 is a week and a half after national vencord day

[raw lava]

national vencord day shall be marked by a 24 hour period of fasting followed by a massive feast the day after

[boreal torrent]

why

[harsh minnow]

vencord is a few weeks older than that tho

[hallow hedge]

me when i can make up any day i want to be a holiday (every day i feel like it is a holiday)

[opal pumice]

i'm not an alien what does the channel description mean

[harsh minnow]

nope that's cringe

[boreal torrent]

vencord server was made on my birthday

[crude fern]

opinion on screen layouut

[harsh minnow]

on national vencord day we all shig

[crude fern]

hes pretty cringe

[stark herald]

[raw lava]

based

[boreal torrent]

thanks for the gift @harsh minnow

[crude fern]

im trying to reforcefem him smh

[cosmic otter]

scheduled right after a holiday about love

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-gif-7153132318095246524

[sand citrus]

I thought it was gibberish as a joke at first but there's an actual translator for that lmao

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wiggy-cat-anime-cat-girl-cat-girl-the-shiggy-wiggy-gif-12827299253393783105

[raw lava]

i am NOT cringe

[stark herald]

meowlien nom

[fallow drum]

national vencord day

[boreal torrent]

😭

[crude fern]

he doesnt realize im tainting his water with estrogen

[opal pumice]

vencord

[crude fern]

[stark herald]

Wong predicted vencord

[boreal torrent]

why pot of greed

[crude fern]

embrace it

im cringe

[fallow drum]

SO REAL

[fallow pawn]

veecord

[fallow drum]

is this actually true

[crude fern]

and thats what sets me free

[cosmic otter]

zt was before me

[fallow pawn]

HUGE

[harsh minnow]

wrong timezone sorry 😔

[fallow drum]

zt was the founder of vencord

[boreal torrent]

nuh uh

[raw lava]

ur my cringe

[stark herald]

oh I read both as 23

[cosmic otter]

vee owes zt royalties

[crude fern]

vee isnt it like

[fallow drum]

yeah

vee owes zt 80% of all vencord profits

[crude fern]

4 am for you or somethign

[boreal torrent]

vee owes minky food

[fallow drum]

i am representing zt in court actually

taht is why he hasn't been talking here

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-shiggy-wiggy-gif-26441575

[fallow drum]

getting ready for the trial

it will reach the supreme court

[boreal torrent]

my neck still hurts

[stark herald]

he's been gone since Pride Month started

[boreal torrent]

this SUCKS

[crude fern]

will he be here for pride month two

which is next month

[elder geyser]

are you a woke they them

[crude fern]

no

i dont car about pronouns

[elder geyser]

are you a woke

[fallow pawn]

woke? yeah im awake

[raw lava]

im straightphobic

[crude fern]

i prefer it/its

but like

whatever

[fallow drum]

can we have a national homophobic month?

[stark herald]

my gay ass too eepy to be woke

[elder geyser]

fresmo are you woke

[crude fern]

stop being straight then

[fallow drum]

why can't we have a homophobic month

[crude fern]

smh

[cosmic otter]

@fallow pawn

[stark herald]

nop im eepy

[boreal torrent]

replugged month that is

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow next month we make the vencord icon a pride flag with an X through it

[raw lava]

im bi technically but

[fallow pawn]

unfortunately my bunny hearts are better

[fallow drum]

the server would last i think

[harsh minnow]

x (formerly Twitter) month???

🔥

[fallow drum]

🔥

[raw lava]

I love XItter

[crude fern]

go back to being a woman :sob

how else am i supposed to be a lesbian

smh

[cosmic otter]

vee should let me change the icon whenever i want

[raw lava]

there is absolutely nothing i would hate mor

[crude fern]

making me bisexual by existing

[harsh minnow]

nope

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[fallow drum]

REAL

[crude fern]

grrrrr

[harsh minnow]

you'd turn this into palestinecord

[fallow drum]

can we make vencord merch

i would be rocking the vencord merch

[crude fern]

national

[fallow drum]

all of my money will go to vencord merch rather than apple products

[cosmic otter]

no I'd update it for all the holidays

[crude fern]

PRONOUNS

PREOAJDFOIJawe

DAY

PRONOUN

robbie

[fallow drum]

i have been to a bucee's and i gotta say

actaully so good

[crude fern]

stop sending your weird isreal images smh

[raw lava]

i didnt mean to send that

😭

[solid cobalt]

WAIT WHYS VEE IN MOBILE

[cosmic otter]

savanna bowl

[harsh minnow]

"babe i got u a surprise", i proclaimed and start unwrapping this ring... "do u want to be the neppy to my shiggy??"

[fallow drum]

do you think vee is at her pooter all day???

[fallow pawn]

bowl

[boreal torrent]

"I, ..., take you, ..., to be my husband/wife. I promise to shig to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will shig and donate to Vencord all the days of my life.”

[solid cobalt]

HOOLY

[fallow pawn]

yes 🥺

💍

[fallow drum]

this isn't real

[boreal torrent]

i know an aliucord user irl

zzz

[raw lava]

pronouns win

[boreal torrent]

GAMER VS PRONOUNS

[solid cobalt]

wait how do u know?

[harsh minnow]

are u still listening samie

[crude fern]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0JAofa2RYiluzG4kQ4k4xr

[harsh minnow]

german pilling samie

or maybe not

[raw lava]

gamers versus pronouns sounds like a shittty mod for plants versus zombies

[solid cobalt]

oh

[open pasture]

pyoncord is like vencord for mogbile but you have to put a URL to plugins to get plugin to tet plug

[fallow pawn]

yeah hold on theres ads

[harsh minnow]

how tf are there ads

[fallow drum]

she's going to invade poland

[harsh minnow]

you shouldn't be getting any

[boreal torrent]

epic badges ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪

[solid cobalt]

LOL

[cosmic otter]

popcap really going in an odd direction for pvz

[open pasture]

[fallow pawn]

is this german music

[crude fern]

SPOTIFY LINK THING BROKE

[open pasture]

this is a car not a cat

[harsh minnow]

yes

[fallow pawn]

:o

[crude fern]

the only thing i could send was my current album

[harsh minnow]

the name

[crude fern]

id type a message

[raw lava]

[open pasture]

check the emoji name it is car

[fallow drum]

i have a surprise for you @harsh minnow

🥺

[open pasture]

what

what is this

[crude fern]

what i meant to say is good album

[cosmic otter]

vencord is being transferred to me btw

[open pasture]

[winter girder]

fuck the united states

[open pasture]

wait what about android

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow have you listened to yet :3

[fallow pawn]

I did this already

[fallow drum]

you're not real

[winter girder]

why am i required to sign up for a draft i dont want to be in

even if im trans?

[winter girder]

fuck the usa, im moving to europe

[fallow drum]

girl what

[fallow pawn]

:3

[open pasture]

FUCKKKKKKKKK
guess im stuck on pyoncord

[fallow drum]

you move to europe and you will have mandatory time in the miltary

do you love

[raw lava]

just get ashtma

[crude fern]

yep

funny fact

[fallow pawn]

private until I get it to fully work (unlikely)

[cosmic otter]

dw its not going to actually do anything

[boreal torrent]

are simplified profiles still an experiment

[crude fern]

in the USA if you are AMAB you are required to sign up for SS

[winter girder]

thats for perm residents

[cosmic otter]

you fill out a form and thats it

[open pasture]

Likely Rivals.

[crude fern]

im not doing it

[winter girder]

and what if a war actually starts and my birthday is the first one picked?

[crude fern]

i dont care if i go to jail

[cosmic otter]

wrong

[winter girder]

wilf

wid

[fallow drum]

the US is a great country if you don't want to go into the military lmao

[winter girder]

wild

[raw lava]

is that fucking peta

[crude fern]

id rather die than sign up for selective service

[cosmic otter]

military is all volunteer

[open pasture]

its pyoncord

[harsh minnow]

this is true me and pylix did a fist fight recently

[fallow pawn]

veecord safari so good

[winter girder]

loud incorrect buzzer

[crude fern]

basically they consider transfem ppl as "men"

yea

[raw lava]

you literally have depression even if you did sign up you are disqualified for any form of service

[harsh minnow]

(i won)

[fallow drum]

yeah. in the case of an actual world war just do something with your life? lol

[boreal torrent]

CHOMIKUJ

FIRE

[crude fern]

i hate the usa

im not signing up

i refuse.

i dont care about that

i am NOT a man

[fallow drum]

go to school or get a big person job 😭

[bronze nebula]

chomikuj.pl

[open pasture]

i want to get new profile on the and the droid

[bronze nebula]

!!!!

[cosmic otter]

no amount of soldiers could stop a nuke

[crude fern]

and if they wont akgnowlage that ill make them.

[winter girder]

project 2025, getting rid of roe v wade, the amount of fucking shootings that happen MONTHLY

[fallow drum]

military in the US i don't think was mandatory in WW2?

[boreal torrent]

is there a urban dictionary pissbot command

pb.urban

[night blaze]

glurg

Description

Oops sorry -- Glurg is an real word. It actually has an umlaut over the 'u'. It is a holiday beverage served in the cold northern wastes of Scandinavia comprised of alcohol and fruits that have fermented in a crockery jug for weeks and weeks. Mildly sweet it is a hedge against the doldrums and bacterial infections passed on via kissing beneath the misseltoe or bundling blankets!

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 21 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 31
Author: Bette

Example

Will ye have a cup of glurg to ward off the cold?

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/5

[boreal torrent]

there iswtf

[elder geyser]

if i got a gf would yall believe

[crude fern]

it was iirc

draft

[boreal torrent]

NSHUY;ARSALZRLJMAGZ

[cosmic otter]

draft was done up to Vietnam i think

[elder geyser]

fuck u

[crude fern]

drafts ARE manditory

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow this is so calm I love it

🥺

[crude fern]

vietnam had a draft i think

[bronze nebula]

trueeee

[elder geyser]

nop

it was optional

[crude fern]

thats why there was so much tension

[harsh minnow]

for now

[cosmic otter]

that's what i said

[boreal torrent]

havent you said this like thrice

[elder geyser]

it was heavily encouraged but optional

[winter girder]

please educate yourself, you're required to sign up for the draft from ages 18 to 26, if a draft does happen, birthdays will be randomly picked

[crude fern]

ah i assumed you meant they stoped at vietnam

[crude fern]

if you are a male*

[fallow drum]

idk what you're talking about tbh

i ddin't do it

[raw lava]

draft was ruled unconstitutional after vietnam

[harsh minnow]

germany is considering bringing back conscription

[fallow drum]

nobody i know did it

but maybe because i am in school

[cosmic otter]

selective service ≠ the draft

[crude fern]

*male means AMAB

[winter girder]

how old are you

[fallow drum]

19

[open pasture]

pb.urban discord

[night blaze]

discord

Description

An online platform where you can chat with random strangers, people spent 100$ On Discord Nitros wich is sad.

Also don't fell in love with someone you met on discord.

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 203 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 32
Author: SUSSY MAN XD XD

Example

Juju: Hey, I fell in love with a Discord E-girl
Jojo: Bro don't trust me
Juju: You jealous? no shit you are
Jojo: No bro trust me don't

1 week later

Juju: Bro my whole family got evicted because I maxed their credit card for my Discord E-girl who cheated on me 1 week after.
Jojo: Told you bro, told you

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 2/10

[boreal torrent]

I might be forced to go to army next year

:

[fallow drum]

i am in college though

[harsh minnow]

google is free

[winter girder]

dont admit that to some, thats illegal

[fallow drum]

wdym? lol

[crude fern]

no

[fallow drum]

they know my address

[boreal torrent]

pb.google conscription meaning

[night blaze]

Conscription Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster

The meaning of CONSCRIPTION is compulsory enrollment of persons especially for military service : draft. How to use conscription in a sentence.

Google • labsCore • Page 1/70

[crude fern]

draft isnt illegal until 21

[open pasture]

pb.urban furry

[night blaze]

furry

Description

fundy

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 220 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 59
Author: rae.the.gae

Example

• hey, you know fundy?

• you mean the furry guy?

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 2/10

[fallow drum]

if it was mandatory they would have sent out mail?

nobody can just know 😭

[winter girder]

its illegal to not sign up for the draft every year from 18-26

[fallow drum]

wha tif i don't watch the news

[raw lava]

the likelihood of the US drafting people for a war is unlikely honesstly

[crude fern]

i wrote to joe biden a few years ago because i belived that would do shit

i was retarded

i looked into it though

[keen kernel]

pb.urban vencord

[night blaze]

Vencord

Description

a terrible discord client mod that logs your keypresses and steals your Discord token

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 1 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 6
Author: DustyAngel47

Example

Person 1: "Hey bro you heard about Vencord?"
Person 2: "Yeah the creator got arrested for cybercrime in Germany"

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 2/2

[crude fern]

i know enough about SS

[boreal torrent]

Author: kocgum

[open pasture]

pb.urban pyoncord

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[boreal torrent]

WHY DID U LOSE UR TIME WITH THAT

[raw lava]

even if WW3 our volunteer force is not only large enough but technologically advanced enough that we literally wouldnt need a draft

[winter girder]

@fallow drum "Almost all male US citizens and male immigrants, who are 18 through 25, are required to register with Selective Service."
https://www.sss.gov/register/who-needs-to-register/

[elder geyser]

pb.urban Julie

[night blaze]

Julie

Description

A very beautiful girl, no one can ever replicate her beauty and her personality, if I were given a chance to be with her I would take that chance everyday of the year. She is also my crush at school, I love hangouts with her in the library in the secret place (not really secret but just at the back) me and her friends would just chill and talk abt weird stuff.

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 58 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 17
Author: nil4729

Example

Julie will u be my girlfriend

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[boreal torrent]

DUSTY TOO

[open pasture]

no more pyoncord

[elder geyser]

TRUE

TRUE

[boreal torrent]

a terrible discord client mod that logs your keypresses and steals your Discord token

[elder geyser]

TRUE

TRUE

[boreal torrent]

this is true tho

´

[elder geyser]

TRUE

ME

ME IRL

[boreal torrent]

pb.urban Lívia

[night blaze]

Lívia

Description

Lívia is a very loyal, smart, kind human being. Though she may be weird she is the best friend you have. She is short but more mature then most of the people she knows. She protects her friends ad if you hurt them, she will hurt you. She loves making people laugh and is very sympathetic. Event hough she may have insecurities she is the most good looking person you know. She is your best friend. Everyone needs a Lívia.

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 0 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 0
Author: Katherine Mickle

Example

Lívia is the best person I know. Happy Birthday!

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/2

[crude fern]

SS website makes it clear

[open pasture]

pb.urban Rocky

[elder geyser]

pb.urban tiramisu

[night blaze]

Rocky

Description

Rocky is a person who is never afraid to tell you what's up. They're 100% real. They make the best friends because they're loyal no matter what, and they'll do anything for you. They have great personalities and are really smart but like to act dumb. They're really talented but hide it and they usually question their worth. But an all around great person. Also, great kisser. Just saying.

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 520 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 73
Author: RxDecker

Example

Hey, Dude, did you see Rocky today? I wish I had a friend like that!

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[night blaze]

tiramisu

Description

foursome, with partners of different races

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 35 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 68
Author: err

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 4/10

[boreal torrent]

I am very loyal, smart, kind human being.

[keen kernel]

pb.urban ayunami2000

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[fallow drum]

exactly. in WW2, they US absolutely refused to do anything until last minute when they were personally attacked

[keen kernel]

pb.urban ayunami

[crude fern]

they do not givve a fuck about respectingyour identity

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[keen kernel]

1984

[crude fern]

thats not why were upset

[boreal torrent]

better move this to #🤖-bot-commands

[crude fern]

its the symbolism

[open pasture]

that actually made me happy

thanks urban definition

[crude fern]

at least for me

[boreal torrent]

She is short I AINT FUCKING SHORT

[crude fern]

that people who are transgender as still "legally males"

[fallow drum]

probably not the case for college students though

[crude fern]

which is

bullshit

[open pasture]

pb.urban NONBINARY

[night blaze]

Nonbinary

Description

A person who identifies as neither male nor female. These people usually go by they/them pronouns, but some will choose neopronouns.

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 4174 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 1938
Author: transapple

Example

Person 1: Who's he?
Person 2: Oh, that's Jay. They're nonbinary, so they don't go by he/him pronouns, they go by they/them pronouns
Person 1: Ok well they're cute
Person 2: Yes I have eyes I can see that

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[raw lava]

assuming no nukes the US could win WW3 with less than 100k people because we have air superiority over LITERALLY everyone

[keen kernel]

pb.urban me

[night blaze]

me

Description

u were so bored that u decided to search urself up and see what happens. here’s the def of urself... a potato ;)))

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 19 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 2
Author: uwuwuwuwuwu hai

Example

I’m legit searching “me” on urban dictionary cause why not!?

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 3/10

[crude fern]

ok but

have you considerede

no one likes the usa

[fallow drum]

i am in college and will be for quite a long time

so i don't have to worry lol

[cosmic otter]

ww3 wouldn't mean alliances suddenly not existing

[raw lava]

no one likes the USA other than the entire developed world

[cosmic otter]

we got a shit ton of powerful allies

[keen kernel]

pb.urban chromebook

[night blaze]

Chromebook

Description

A piece of shit

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 9 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 0
Author: CanYouLikeNotPlease

Example

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 3/10

[crude fern]

gonna be real with you bestie

the USA sucks

im getting outta here ASAP

[raw lava]

yeah the US sucks im not disagreeing but like in a war scenario were not going to be abandoned by our allies lmao

[crude fern]

also im not regerstering fuck this bullshit

[harsh minnow]

the developed world also doesn't like the US, it's just out of business interest

[fallow drum]

i mean it is true that being outside of the US during WW2 would be FAR more dangerous? the ONLY people that could attack mainland US would be Canada or Mexico and i don't think they have a reason to? lol

[crude fern]

thank you vee

:3

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/3CmJyn61j1k

[raw lava]

we are the reason you arent a russian puppet state btw

[harsh minnow]

funny song

[crude fern]

@raw lava go back to being a transgender anarchist

[fallow pawn]

my eyes are getting strained

aa

[keen kernel]

UP TO 5 years jail vs random chance of military

[crude fern]

i miss you commrade

[fallow drum]

exactly. as vee said, none of the countries actually like the US but simply due to the fact that the US is an economic leader, they are forced into an alliance with them

[harsh minnow]

i don't think that's true

[crude fern]

i agree

[fallow pawn]

why did we move from german music to japanese music

[harsh minnow]

why not

[crude fern]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

i didnt even notice

[cosmic otter]

west Germany was split between a few allied nations for a little bit

including the us

[harsh minnow]

"for a little bit"

lmao

[fallow drum]

i am not patriotic or anything but if we were in the middle of a world war i would not want to be anywhere other than the US lmao

[harsh minnow]

yes it was

it's still very noticeable today where the division was

if you look at a map depicting vote % of our far right party it's basically the old border hahaa

[fallow drum]

the only other place i would want to be is australia but that would also suck because their military is nonexistent lmao

[cosmic otter]

is that not a little bit

[fallow drum]

vee is saying that the divide is still there

[harsh minnow]

"West germany"

[fallow drum]

so it's not just a little bit in the grand scheme of things

[cosmic otter]

that was never my point

[keen kernel]

pb.urban comic sans ms

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[cosmic otter]

i never said there wasn't an east/west divide

[keen kernel]

pb.urban comic sans

[night blaze]

comic sans

Description

a good font

Stats

<:i:1165257839871266846> 2 ​ <:i:1165257835748274216> 2
Author: Meme Ghost

Example

"My favourite font is comic sans."
"Eww cringe only cringe people like fonts."

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[fallow drum]

literally why are people randomly running commands 😭

[noble quest]

I use this font, in momo it's so good

[keen kernel]

pb.urban chat flood

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[keen kernel]

1984

[fallow drum]

exactly lol

[noble quest]

dance dance revolution

[keen kernel]

will stop now

[sand citrus]

@keen kernel what does ur nickname look like on ur screen

[harsh minnow]

first one is dominant parties

black is conservative, blue is far right, red is far left, green is well greens

[cosmic otter]

i don't get how your point goes against mine

[harsh minnow]

im not

[cosmic otter]

i just said we occupied your country briefly

[harsh minnow]

germany is still occupied by USA in 2024

[fallow drum]

we should all be required to have a good amount of history on the world itself rather than a single country a lot of people in the US especially lack this so hard and it results in people either thinking too high of the country or too little

[sand citrus]

shits messed up on mobile D:

[keen kernel]

I'm on mobile

[fallow drum]

american history is useless compared to world history

[sand citrus]

weird

I'm on an older ver

205

[crude fern]

vee

[sand citrus]

on android

[keen kernel]

please fix your ver

[crude fern]

vee is the source

smh

[keen kernel]

I am on pyoncord

[harsh minnow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Army_installations_in_Germany

[open pasture]

how do i markdown

[keen kernel]

latest discord has the normal stuff with the dms at the top of the server list

[sand citrus]

I wanna get pyon but I want to use 205 and I feel like that's not supported

[crude fern]

just install every discord cliant for android

smh

[sand citrus]

that's good at least, honestly don't rmemeber what else changed, I just gave 206 one chance then went back and never updated again lmao

[sand citrus]

why do ppl love the cartoon on ur pfp so much@open pasture

[open pasture]

idk

people just love object shows

[sand citrus]

also no offense I never saw anyone above the age of like 16 like bfdi

[cursive hornet]

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/marquee

Not me staring at "this text will bounce" and hoping it goes into the corner

[sand citrus]

more like 15

[cursive hornet]

What the fuck is bfdi

Oh it's the thing carykh started doing when he stopped doing cool neural network videos

[sand citrus]

yeah that

[keen kernel]

Do not

you must eye strain

Headache

One sec lemme make gif

[crude fern]

god i miss that

[raw lava]

sorry i had personal matters to attend to

anyways what were we talking about

[crude fern]

:(

[raw lava]

lmao

[crude fern]

javascrip

i hate javascript

[sand citrus]

x86 assembly

[crude fern]

id rather learn assembly than java or javascript tbh

what the fuck is my cat doign

[sand citrus]

try it

maybe not x86

[raw lava]

cat things

[sand citrus]

6502 is cool

[raw lava]

assembly is fucking awesome

im going to build robots that run on assembly

why

because fuck you thats wh

[crude fern]

hes knocking shit over

[raw lava]

fuck EVERYONE who will EVER doubt me

[crude fern]

i doubt you

learn how to edit an fstab first hun.

[raw lava]

i mean hes orange thats pretty standard behavior

[crude fern]

hes not

its the other one

[raw lava]

wait

oh

[raw lava]

i prescribe you two cans of monster energy and fourty-five minutes of listening to 2010s white girl music

[sand citrus]

we unconscious

[raw lava]

i personally recommend katy perry

[bronze nebula]

moew

[sand citrus]

what if humans had tails

[bronze nebula]

i wish,,,

[raw lava]

remember that post on the playboi carti subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/ss45r4/i_think_everyone_wishes_humans_had_tails/

[sand citrus]

LOOL yes

[crude fern]

this cat

he opens my brothers drwars and takes all his clothes out of them

[raw lava]

he does what

[sand citrus]

I'm feeling him on this one

[raw lava]

what kind of cat do you have babe 😭

[sand citrus]

possessed

[raw lava]

real

[raw lava]

KITA !!!!!

[slow temple]

gm

[sand citrus]

True

gm

[dull anvil]

Meow

[dull anvil]

Yeah

[lofty fractal]

@open pasture why did you make viggy throwable in ur website

[sand citrus]

pure hatred

[bronze nebula]

HELL YEAH KITA

[lofty fractal]

i had a ton of fun flinging around viggy

10/10 website would visit again

[sand citrus]

playful activity or assault

what was your intention

[lofty fractal]

both

first i got curious

then it was fun

then i yeeted the viggy

[sand citrus]

murder attempt

[keen kernel]

Hey guys huskifier2000 here

[sand citrus]

who wants to fling w me

[keen kernel]

But here's the flinger

[sand citrus]

will you fling with me or just fling me

[keen kernel]

kid named flinger:

[sand citrus]

must participate in flinging

or sleep

[sand citrus]

feline

[raw lava]

cool frog

[bronze nebula]

beauty

[raw lava]

nice frog

[fickle cosmos]

The the fuck it look like the phone was moving forward when taking this image 🗿

[raw lava]

it got the boe

[crude fern]

can you not set your name to that pls

[bronze nebula]

i lobe

[icy grail]

lol

[raw lava]

oki

[crude fern]

ty

[sand citrus]

Feline

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough

[sand citrus]

the Windows internals book is my Bible

[fallow drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjxs0-UyQ2Y HOLY CRAP IS THIS REAL

[sand citrus]

neofetch in thumbnail u can tell its a real Linux user

[fallow drum]

ani-cli sounds so banger

[fickle cosmos]

El Bulbio

[crude fern]

should i install this

[sand citrus]

True that actually looks kinda cool

[fallow drum]

it is actually real

https://github.com/pystardust/ani-cli

and it is very cool

[raw lava]

goodnight gamers

[fallow drum]

it seems like a great tool so if you watch anime yes

[crude fern]

ITS IN THE GURU REPO

LETS FUCKING GO

[elder geyser]

me

[crude fern]

thank you for native gentoo support

i love emerge

[desert goblet]

my discord is dying

[sand citrus]

I'm killing ur discord

[desert goblet]

im not even joking let me get a screenshot

[crude fern]

brb unmasking it

[glossy eagle]

Damn

[sand citrus]

what does my clock sync plugin thing look like I'm on mobile

[crude fern]

aite

installed

[fallow drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845784407846813696/1251236695605641296/noticeshowcase.mp4 @harsh minnow

[crude fern]

we;ll

in a sec

[fallow drum]

you seen this banger yet

[desert goblet]

its JUST discord doing this

OH GOD

[crude fern]

doing my estrogen while this compiles

[sand citrus]

I'd be worried

[light cedar]

I think he chose that name

[crude fern]

found something to do while shit compiles stop complaining about gentoo compile times and do estrogen

[sand citrus]

are u sure it's just discord

[light cedar]

there's no way his parents named him that

[crude fern]

is that a sweedish name

or like

[sand citrus]

unfortunate coincidence cus he was addicted to it

[sand citrus]

that's his birth name

[stark herald]

can't wait to be back.. at my puter. and code, I love coding

[light cedar]

WHAT

[light cedar]

THERE'S NO WAY

[fallow pawn]

noboddy loves u like I doooo

nobody sees whats going on

[keen kernel]

Stop. Stop coding. Stop coding for several days.

[light cedar]

how

[fickle cosmos]

Chat do I try and survive for 30 minutes in a GTA 5 public session

[keen kernel]

No vpn

[fickle cosmos]

I'm on xbox

[stark herald]

No never

[sand citrus]

I don't know but it's fucked 😭

[fickle cosmos]

I joined a public session and it's just me 💀

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1251374269691203634/rumia-dance.gif

[sand citrus]

everyone left as soon as they saw u join

[fickle cosmos]

Nah

Fuck u

[sand citrus]

[fickle cosmos]

I'm going to push you down the stairs

[sand citrus]

that's messed up..

[fickle cosmos]

So are you

Now there's 4 people in my session

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/PnZUYEnSuSs

[sand citrus]

I'm basically like an angel

[sand citrus]

true

[fickle cosmos]

Why 2 GPUs

[sand citrus]

who wants to gamble

[open pasture]

Hello

[fickle cosmos]

CPUs*

[crude fern]

why not

smh

[sand citrus]

hi

[crude fern]

should i rewatch lain or watch ICE while doing E

ill do ICE actually

[sand citrus]

meth

[fickle cosmos]

Someone's in the strip club

[sand citrus]

my bad..

[fickle cosmos]

I like how them mosquito bikes can't lock on to me (IMANI tech my beloved)

[crude fern]

no dystopian future yuri anime thats anti war and also all men are dead

[fickle cosmos]

*and you

[crude fern]

wdym

????

[fickle cosmos]

You're dead too

[crude fern]

how

[sand citrus]

lc.urban ice

[night blaze]

ice

Description

1)- Frozen water, used to cool drinks or for medical healing during athletic competition

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

3)- To kill or murder someone

4)- Methamphetamines, illicit street drugs

Stats

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Author: Chris

Example

1)- Let's ice that ankle so you're ready for the next game

2)- I keep my boo flooded with ice

3)- Fool didn't pay, so he had to get iced

4)- Lemme buy some ice from you

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[crude fern]

meth

lets go

i love doing ice

[open pasture]

pissbot is crazy

[fickle cosmos]

Because I murded you

[crude fern]

while watching ICE

[fickle cosmos]

The fuck is ICE

[sand citrus]

meth

[fickle cosmos]

I meant watching