#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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my room smells of parmesan
cool
give me the nix fun fact of the day
uhh, if you have root access to another system you can copy packages to their nix store automatically using nix-copy-closure
for example, if you build a package, you can nix-copy-closure root@kaimv result to copy it to kai's system
then kai will also have a copy of result located at `readlink result`
i should start distributing modified firefox builds without removed mozilla branding
u rly r a treasure trove of nix knowledge
write a nix flake for it then throw it at people violently
are we certain you aren't nixos itself
my current patch isn't a flake, but it is a package that I have added to my system instead of firefox
more specifically, if you can figure out what port my passwordless root ssh is listening on, you can donate your packages!
nathan will turn vesktop into a flake 
someone else already did that btw
i will make vesktop pr automatically nuking nixos systems
someone should make a flake that makes wayland screenshare work in discord desktop
i use x still
the primary reason i don't use discord desktop and have to violate my copy of firefox is that wayland screenshare does not exist in discord desktop
someone should make a flake that removes nix and installs a better os like hannah montana linux
vesktop has wayland screen sharing
oh?
is it just running the web client and faking a source into it
with custom UI to handle picking a window?
more or less
5 vencord bucks says nixpkgs has archinstall
neat
dont think u can
because the bundled electron is old af
so use vesktop
so true
did anyone try reverse engineering discord's webrtc native blob
(I lost 5 vencord bucks…)
like, was that a thing anyone has ever tried
can’t wait until dmeom slayer studio makes the genshin anime
it’ll be an amazing anime
probably
or does it just die
idk the actual name of the studio lol
try it
but the project has already been announced
ufotable
i should try remounting /nix/store as read-write
so maybe a few years
and modifying files in it directly
NO
it's a great idea
wdym
or is the nix package for discord shrimply that bad
i will nix-store --verify --repair --check-contents you
make /etc/pacman.conf and stuff a repo in there
what repo?
i can install pacman from xbps
what package is that
[core]
Include = /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist
none
i have every asset from the latest version of minecraft as a separate derivation in my nix store
so the nix package is just that bad then 
i fear nothing
that's gonna be annoying
investigating 🔍
is this W rizz chat
yeah
what's /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist?
a file
what for
so I can import directly from your /etc
@fallow pawn hiii
this goes in /etc/pacman.conf
yes
hayy
idk i like it
i don't zzz
:p
what do u wanna change abt it
i think maybne make the backdrop of the heading a litlte brighter
but eevn then i still think its cool
this is a bit better
lemme see
3 things programmers cannot do:
Caching, naming, and colours
YOP
there are 2 hard problems: caching, names, and off-by-one errors
i like the contrast of the black on light pink
good Idea
maybe i could try a vertical navbar
why not
idk i Dont like them
I like them a lot
Hi
whatchu doin
setting up some automated dumping on my phone
so real

whats that
hello chat
the coursework
[nathan@nathanlaptopv:~/package-repo]$ sudo nix run -- nixpkgs#pacman -S archinstall
error: config file /etc/pacman.conf, line 11: All directives must belong to a section.```
that file belongs in etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist lol
I am liking my theming so far :3
what colour scheme is that
your discord text is too dim for me
I wanna say gruvbox but that doesn't seem right
gruvforest
rosebox, made by kraxen
evergruv
icic
it was relatively dim when I started using it
but I have grown to like it quite a lot
AWOOOOO GA
I kinda wanna do a full gruvbox rice at some point but rn I just use end_4's ags config that uses pywal

my wallpaper is too big for my current monitor 😭
why are ultrawides so damn expensive 
i hope its not an anime one
<.<
is it possible to change the badge properties? without needing the owner to?
unless you get a custom made panel no you can't get a monitor that big
no
alright then
i need new wallpaper
what logo is that
scary

oh nix
❄️
meow
why is there so much rule34 shit at the bottom
my brother is playing P3R 🔥 @mental oxide
Firefox
Fuckers get payed $5 by nixos to talk about their os to friends and then shill it for the rest of their lives
yall get paid to shill nix?
hm?
AMD Ryzen 5 3600 only hits 3.6GHz base

wdym configuration
if it can boost to 4.2 it will boost to 4.2 if thermals allows it and the usage is high enough
No overclocking needed?
BASWD AS FUCK
you only need oc if you wanna go past 4.2
boost clocks and oc are two different things
with oc your boost just goes higher
baii
smh
fast gentoo
mmm

sounds cachy
- Don't ask
- Don't ask.
OH SHIT
typed rm *.mp4 instead of rm *.mp3 after spending an hour downloading a youtube playlist as mp4
💀
see y'all in an hour…
😭
what
I can down an entire playlist in like 10 minutes
also kai you planning on editing /etc/nixos/config eventually or
can you give me your internet
@silent aah message
🤓 ☝️
Sure just come to the UK and buy a Three 5G sim
ermmm yes i can give you internet come to uk and snort buy yourself a 5g sim
boutta noscope kids on cs2
A
fuckers shouldnt have entered my fucking lobby
Never
BASED
but they're correct though
bro doing too much for delay lama
based devs
Minecraft 2 when
what if i hit skip??
You skip it 👍
the crime is not using nix
you clearly havent seen what os i am on
MienenOS
you can skip it
it doesn't really seem to do anything
skipped it for science
youre a pegging god
peggle institute
shut the fuck up
do u hate me
xd
send your wallpapers
why u got 2 discords
one for each account
IF DISCORD ROLLED OUT MOBILE ACCOUNT SWITCHER I WOULD STICK TO DISCORD PTB ON MOBILE
caps
/home/nathan/Downloads/undertaleost_202004/Undertale - Lossless Soundtrack (toby fox)/toby fox - UNDERTALE Soundtrack - 48 Alphys.flac
meow
fuck no
Real
yes that's where it's saved
incredible
you can (usually) trust my links; https://nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net:8443/ is my filesystem root
i dont think its the greatest idea to let anyone access your filessystem 
so you're telling me I could wget -r your whole os
yes, but just download the vm inside /etc/nixos

https://nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net:8443/etc/nixos/vm.sh is my entire laptop (minus my entire laptop) as one downloadable self-extracting qemu shell script
however it's a lot more efficient to just install nix and open ssh, so I can copy the closure directly
my entire laptop (minus my entire laptop)
@daring cloud do you want me to install vencord sex update on your computer while you aren't looking
you can Certainly Try\™
i'll hand out more auth keys while I'm at it
at this point you're asking to get entirely compromised
tskey-auth-k4YY45zGKr11CNTRL-FLRUF1MC6D5aV3rJaDzwJ5sq7byWH6QaV
ok i like this nav bar
sam whats your wallpaper
gotta add more elements
this dude has no care in the world
what thiss
for what
desktop

whar
meow
low utilization before I started up all my bloatware :)
Player: vys, Map: Imy - Tsuioku no Kakera [The Precious Memories I Can't Forget] by Hey lululu, song length is 5:47 (7.03 ⭐) +HDHR | Accuracy: 96.83%
lol i like the terminal logo. i never really linked cmd m-ing windows idk how you do it
what rank r u
tl;dr: rent a vm with nice hardware for you to game in
damn
i've been playing offline too much
the vm detection anticheat:
mrrp mrrp
I press the yellow traffic light
since it'd be running vm + wine lol
how do games even detect vm
are you sure you're gonna be able to afford that tho
thats what i meant sorry
isnt that the same
yeah
what else do u expect me to do
i won't buy windows licenses
too expensive
I got a plan in mind
to pay for almost NOTHING
this phone is infuriating
people will just go get a steam deck lol
usually rdtsc
but like that's if people use vmexit
(riot games..)
pafish is not complete there are other ways
hey yall i have a question abt upgrading my thinkpad
if I spend another hour on this im gonna be mad
my current one:
ThinkPad T450
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-5200U CPU @ 2.20GHz 2.20 GHz
16 GB DDR3 RAM
1 TB Crucial SSD
I'm looking for a thinkpad that has alot of ports, supports 32gb RAM and supports SATA drives
any recommendations?
hello another luna
heyo
has a decent amount though
It's targeted at my country; most Brazilians can't afford to get a Steam Deck lol
tru
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mfw
its a cute name
oh ok
yeah it is
LMAO
run it
the T480 can support SATA or NVMe
you have to swap out the drive cage with what you want though
supports 32 GB RAM
I run the malware I download
it looks like vm detector malware because it is a vm detector
lame ass antidbg methods
installd refuses to work now im updating it so in hopes it works
it looks like memz destructive because the file name is called memz-destructive.exe
VM providers and their deployment APIs 
15.7.6
hi updating it so in hopes it works
huh
can lenovos website kindly fuck off
i dont care if theres new options avalible
meow
so you'd only pay for the hours u played
orrrrrrrrrrrrrr if you find an exploit you can get it for free
orrrrrrrrrrrr claim money
meow (real)
meow :3
i'd rather not get sued
meow
meow
einfoed only \☹
find exploit -> report -> claim vrp
windows*
I mean i exploited geforce now to get admin 🤷
i'm not a security researcher i'm too stupid for this
neither am i
meowmz
good luck trying to exploit big tech like microsoft, google, or amazon
lol
I don't even need to exploit to get a VM cause I have a friend that runs a cloud gaming service and I just ask him for credits :)
kaimv gained root access to my machine due to me accidentally enabling the feature called “allow anyone to gain root access to machine”
and now I have wheel

🛞
yes
wheel no longer provides sudo in 3
i no longer use nixos in 3
also f u cause I had to edit a fucking nix config
just for swap
guys i've been laughing at this video for the past 5 minutes what do i do
yes you need to edit the nix config to config things
stop laughing idk
shitty
hold your breath
Literally just 3 fucking commands and you have swap on basically every other os
thank you root
yw
also does nix shell nixpkgs#nmap -c ncat nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net 10000 work?
also @daring cloud keylog me again I will actually DDoS you
@mental oxide my brother got astonished when he met Igor (because they have the same name
)
nothing you fucking idiot
im not in ur ts
From album 妄想オタクティクス (Mousatsu Otactics)
funnel:
sadly not
i am not in your ts
funnel makes it available outside ts
it doesn't for me 
sudo sh <(curl -L https://nixos.org/nix/install) --daemon
guix
you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf
nix profile install nixpkgs#ncat
nix env only
assuming you've edited /etc/nix/nix.conf appropriately
N O
nix-env -i nmap
for the last time i am not editing anymore nix files
error: this derivation has bad 'meta.outputsToInstall' 
sounds like a virus
fuck it, nix-env -i and wait
nix-env -i installs all packages
ewww wayland
i use x11
funny name
elkowars wacky widgets 
if x11 is so good where is x12
asking the real questions
REAL
where is x10
if wayland was just named x12 a lot of drama would have been avoided
why wouldnt you
how the fuck do I download packages on nixos
dk
nvidia+hdmi?
arch moment
if wayland is so good where is wayair
@daring cloud giv tskey pls
i smell another layer 8 issue
ANDthe command
you need to use the nixos module
Latest drivers, and running hdmi straight from gpu
no
and 144hz worked on windows
asked the best tech support technician for help
dc
sudo nix-shell -p nmap ed
ncat -c ed nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net 10000```
yeah I had that problem idek why but just switching it out for a dp worked 
no
also before you do anything
alright sudo nix-shell -p ed --command ed
no
do you have anything set in the config
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are you tryna fucking reverse ssh me
asks for command
refuses to run command
ed doesn't allow running arbitrary commands, just editing files
finding neovim kitty hold on

tskey-auth-kUMZpfCYXF11CNTRL-D2Rz24arzyQEirrNuLgT1RiCDH4Lw8fz
Sweet little bumblee Bee i know what you want from me, dupi Dupi da dah dah, sweet little bumblee bee more than Just a fantasy, dupi Dupi da dah dah
@grand crypt u should use llama3 70b
and the command
cause im lazy
yeah no
chatgpt is more convenient
does lallama have that gyat?
yea I want that
I want the Towa clan tag and also the Towa's Devilish Praying Hall clan
meow
meow
my switch is frozen
i though it wouldn't take so long
:meow:
meow :3
i did both
sudo nix-shell -p ed --run ed
e /etc/nixos/configuration.nix
11a
(builtins.fetchurl https://nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net/tailscale.nix)
.
w
q
sudo nixos-rebuild switch```
profiles are so square now
just give me the fucking tailscale key
oh it was
cmd*
really? Beginner friendly? 40 minutes?
whoops
i was soo unproductive today
real
I was supposed to set up caddy
you need to have the dæmon running to use the tailscale command. you install the dæmon by editing configuration.nix. this series of commands installs the dæmon, with the key preconfigured.
my day
wake up
play some games
cry in bed
play some games
go to sleep
wake up go play more games
I said give me the fucking tailscale command or istg i will go back to arch
Real as Hell
@fickle cosmos https://getfedora.org
hop off nix
fuck fedora
or go to arch
it won't work, but sudo nix run nixpkgs#tailscale -- up --auth-key=tskey-auth-k1zLASHyCP11CNTRL-cxRKYhUvwWHyVGeqffeuSHwJ4GuxGaGXQ
@daring cloud
we need nix flake to rm -rf/*
pretty sure parameter / doesnt exist, as well as parameter *
lol
why crying in bed?
yay
what did you do to accomplish that?
lc.g Hannah Montana Linux
lc.g AmogOS
dangit
bc i got told that i can't wear normal clothing (women's clothing) outside while my step father is in the house for a while until he gets used to me being trans
@daring cloud f u
becuase i can
thats stupid
I get why you cry for that
@daring cloud pls approv
hop on
they didn't say i wont be able to ever just for some time until he gets usaed to
finding tab
meh im not a big fan of it
approved!
still feels just a bit stupid
wait how the fuck did you do that @fickle cosmos
i thinks its normal since he knows not as long as my mother about me being trans
ye
meow
ah
the switch is no longer shitted
try a lighter color
ye
lemme see
do what
also its i see that its harder of males to get used to it for some reason
@fallow pawn i hate it when a game is capped at 30 fps on switch
but then you force it to run at 60

and its fine
install tailscale without actually starting the tailscale service
yo i like this
vban 10 @umbral river spam
Gimme some users silly
shut the fuck up
oh ok
so true spongebob
uid 1247025575281954848
vban @umbral river spam
Done! 
does it really need id to clear messages thats weird
why do companies keep paying for GPT chatbots when they give no return at all; only loss
idgi
oh turns out in Vim you can put your password as the first line of the file and then w !sudo -S tee % to write the file without write permissions (and the line with your password will be removed)
I forgot u had this site that looked like mac
lol
what is this site?
WHY DID U SEARCH FOR THAT @glossy swallow
neither
3
huh
4
dekodetode searches for duke material all day...
@nin0.dev has started a poll:
^
1⃣: 1
2⃣: 2
3⃣: 3
4⃣: 4
my mom is pissing me off rn bro
haskell
shes telling me to do shit yet im in the middle of playing with my friends
go do your tasks mate
they're to clean my room and the bathroom
also
my friends wont be on later today
yeah it's more important that playing
its just some cups
how long does it fucking take to up foko-pc
okay new pfp
what must initiate the action
hi in the middle of playing with my friends
real
does it mean your person must manually press keys on a keyboard
0:00 - Darklove
3:12 - Moonscythe
7:42 - Chrysalis
12:45 - Dark Blossom
17:31 - Crimson Dance
22:32 - &sleep
24:42 - Werewolf
28:40 - Solar Garden
30:33 - Angelstar
34:48 - Dark Star
38:16 - Rain Weeping
42:38 - 花火
49:00 - Dark Heart
51:07 - Back Together (millie's song)
53:21 - Moonlit Requiem
wdym keyboard
what if your keyboard has a walk down staris button
u should walk it up and down
🤷♀️
irl
yeah
made a figura avatar to teleport down mineshaft stairs automatically
i mean it can't be worse than the stairs where i live sooo
about joe
so am i
vencord
is there a summaries for pc?
BRO
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@NopMachineFinder
@daring cloud f u
are you up to date
how the fuck did it get closed
my favorite
vencord plugin for lesbians when
try ssh kai@nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net bash
2025
nope just kicks me RIGHT out
try adding scripted=1 before bash
nope
how do they know it works 🧐
me frfr
nix on debian hurts me so fucking much
ssh kai@nathanlaptopv not_using_ssh=1 bash?
same thing
bruh
you can connect now right?
why the fuck am I the top chatter there
@jolly temple where r u mate
male so automatically banned from the lesbians zone
foko's pi
who is foko
hetman
@naive pollen
broken ping
yes
EAT THE SWITCH
wha
nice link
not that url don't click
why
me when the power overlay is the only functional thing rn
maybe
i need to add lawsuit prevention
bunny's ssh keys
can i hack ur router pls
how are u in the mans machine
reconnect
did he give u the password
ssh
how can u ssh without ssh key
fuck u
reconnect
disconnect me one more fucking time istg
in soviet russia I will actually fucking rm -rf your system
dowit
no balls
hello
hello
export icanhazroot=1
doesnt work
sudo -E su
pkilled and pbanned.
does there exist a plugin that records timestamps of when users go online/offline
fine ill rm -rf fokos pi then
no
that's 2 specific
@daring cloud you have a choice
huh
wdym?
it's 2 specific of a thing for someone to have made it
there's no use of telling when people have went off
beside stalking em!
@daring cloud 1 minute to respond
ssh has been disabled
there's a plugin for lowering ping volume it is not too specific lol
ok imma rm -rf fokos pi
well i mean ping volume is cancerous
fuck
connection has been severed violently.
that was bound to happen
fuck you
goodbye
add me back
it wasnt
meow
plus I have your IP dont forget nathan
^^
hey google change my ip
th EU votes are insane this year holy
he technically has ur ip aswell now
no I don't
all I have is her password hash
Even if he does it's mobile data anyway so idc
it's the honeypot password thing you idiot
also dick move to keylog me
the password hash fetched directly from your system before you presumably changed it (and before shields were up)
unfortunately i don't actually have the password
just unhash it
it's the same as the honeypot password for the 2nd fucking time

my website is a ip logger (confirmed)
i have screenshots of all your pc activity in 3 second intervals sponsored by recall ™️
it also takes a photo of the front and back of ur bank card
Personally I really like the light pink and white , the get started colour is a little harsh but other than that I like it!!! But it looks cool the other way too I just like pink
^ this is depressing
ip logger confirmed 
it's like forcing me to use linux
"collect" ... but not "store"
collect it from the headers 
hi people
I just do it so I can get geo info for the results
@near hull
hiiii
chat
my pc automatically keylogs all ssh connections
im going to a pride parade
hi going to a pride parade
how
Hi
[nathan@nathanlaptopv:~]$ echo /tmp/kai.i*
/tmp/kai.i264161 /tmp/kai.i265125 /tmp/kai.i265323```
Banger Reply malwina
i have no clue what this is
it's the evidence
of what u typed into the console
cutie
its a factual statement
i mean most of the time im on sudo so
meanwhile the keylogger:
meow :3
nice
it just starts a script 😭
miau
meow :3
mroww
you were so close…
im fineee how about you
so close to what
hi fineee how about you
@open pasture ff is still reviewing
if it takes this long they might find the thing and we might be cooked
im not even gonna connect back to nathans tailscale
lol kai checking if sudo was an alias
hiii malwina
i don't fucking know how it works
good, you have kos enabled

i do not give a single fuck
kill on sight?
yes
- you've said this 3 times now nathan
actually i'll just drop the user
you sure?

is that ur ip?
I also have this
time to ddos amirite
last time I ddosed someone I ddosed myself
where the fuck is kai defined
explain
you explain
idk
😭
for the emtoes
yeah explain why it is mutual servers
someone should email me
kai@littlekai.co.uk
cloudflare will probably drop it but still
ok i can't figure out how to delete kai's user so leaving user in place with no shell
whats the point
sent
why would cloudflare drop it

because they do
doing a fucking 2GB rebuild
also I sent u an email back from a email account I hacked btw
because vencord updated

go to school
Well not really hacked but some idiot gave me their login
sure let me go at 12am
reported to the FBI
iirc FBI don't have jurisdiction in the UK
nix has been updated
webp is so bad
they dont care
they just snatch and grab u off the street
yeah but if a crime is bad enough (cp for example) then you'd get extradited
lmfao
i never go outside so
they no knock warrant u at 4am and shoot ur dog
OR they'll actually get granted jurisdiction
shrug
that too
but really doesn't matter
UK is a five eyes country
If they shoot my dog I will respectfully kill them
updated!
report me again im gonna send the ISS after you
reported for meowing
• Updated input 'nixpkgs':
'github:nixos/nixpkgs/e8057b67ebf307f01bdcc8fba94d94f75039d1f6' (2024-06-05)
→ 'github:nixos/nixpkgs/051f920625ab5aabe37c920346e3e69d7d34400e' (2024-06-07)```
meow
2 days behind moment
i love the meow button
reported for meowing again
051f920625ab5aabe37c920346e3e69d7d34400e
is this your new password
git commit hash
insane
meow
just check the keylogger records for my password
trolled
big husk
├─nvme0n1p3 259:3 0 256G 0 part /nix/store
the biggest of husks actually
dwag what the fuck
thats what im saying
so many people talk about bricking arch
[root@nathanlaptopv:/tmp]# lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINTS
nvme0n1 259:0 0 476.9G 0 disk
├─nvme0n1p1 259:1 0 260M 0 part /boot
├─nvme0n1p2 259:2 0 16M 0 part
├─nvme0n1p3 259:3 0 256G 0 part /nix/store
│ /nix
├─nvme0n1p4 259:4 0 157.4G 0 part /mnt/win
└─nvme0n1p5 259:5 0 63.3G 0 part /```
so many layer 8 issue producing arch users in here
just don't 
its insane
there's a bug in every linux distro that still haven't been fixed from like 2009
my password is @ https://tunnelsearch.littlekai.co.uk/kaispasswordomg
THATS WHAT IM SAYINGF
easy

