#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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i am going to slam your head into a wall til i have a mold of your face
You dont have embed perms and I am not using the fake nitro plugin so yeah
Windows Vista was peak UI
so he was lying?
what you gonna do with that mold
how is everyone doing?
she has a skill issue
i am going to slam the place where your face was on a wall
no (also she)
dead
Holy fuck so nice
why is that?
i have pneumonia
because that's how I feel every day
I hope you get well soon <3
@rotund valley was he lying?
no
oh
everyone lied at least once in their lives
fr
are bi people technically 50 percent gay
lemme dm it to you
the toxic mushroom
Me.
hi
Devoured
girl disease* (this is yet another joke don't murder me)
nooooo
vminker
Imagine having a collar that says
private property
millions must die
and u?
i don't count
you do
no i can't countn to 10
because you're 10?
so its impossible to have a fake nitro that u can send the emojis with that other see also?
zeet256
no i am actually just braindead
men
wait where the fuck is zeet
new encryption algorithm dropped
ok
@paper gate
Bro just dropped a new way to say they're roasting a femboy
If you don't have embed perms and or fakenitro pugin it won't show
me when pugin
I am british so I can just say it without being shouted at 🔥
so impossible?
fuck off
LOL
@robust loom
.
exactly
YOU
https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9tvonjyawgpj007y @paper gate
fucking hell
NO



E
@icy grail since samu wont be my friend can u be my friend
@rotund valley i just changed account and turned off that nitro thingy but it seems real?
idk
can I
i uhqpjipxdfldspàpjsdfkxcnpwsdjojdfsjcfp d
No
im erzfjnhorzgjnhogeetbhoùet
I will literally choke you if samu says yes
wtf is happening
Sure
freaky
tell you what
Hi
NOT IN THAT WAY
I really did not need to see that zoomed in
yea
ok im choking u
Freaky

just changed account and turned off that nitro thingy but it still seems real? how is it possible
@icy grailwanna be friends>
kinda freaky...
unique notification style
DISGUSTING
fuck you
What is this
gay sex
everything possible
discord notifications
i swear samu despises me
but how tho?
donot
say gex
i really dont, i think you are cool
its just funny though
god
then add me
But this looks completely different

Samu I swear to god I will beat you until you look like pure orange juice
eat my
woohoo
linux goes brr?
exactly!
dont think so
WHY NOTTTT
too lazy to right click on you and add you
i am gonna cry
@sullen lynx good to have you as a friend
discord crashed then it said i was cute i think everyone know thats False...
(they will add eachother and then kiss)
...
dont really know who you are, but whatever
jesus christ since when do I get friend requests
no, they are a minor
💀
In brazil it's legal
yeah since 12 years old
just ADD ME SAMU
my sexy notifications
making java python since 2023
im deleting discord
do that then
no JUST ADD ME
me when i3
bring elvy back
seems like i lost my keyboard, and i am currently tabbed into vsc, sorry, but seems like i wont be able to navigate to the add as friend button
this is sway
sent using speech to text
my drug dealer
Ok serious now why wont you add me
I tried to switch ngl but I ran into too many issues straight on that I crawled back to i3wm/x11
funny
how long will you do this for
thats beautiful
do hyprland
@rotund valley
meh
totally understandable, and I wouldn't use it on nvidia at all.
it was quite stable for me
@prime python
until i finish the frontend to my website, or at least the login functionality
on amd cpu & gpu :3
iron lung when i smoke:
I will literally make the login fuctionality if you tell me what language
ok then idk what your issues were, except maybe the builtin swaybar tray
assembly
steven cooked him on the first episode let's be real
he was cooked
yeah i dont think you will do much
too thicc bars, unable to get portals to work
i dont understand tho
jayton
i will.
why do you want me to add you?
he wants to rp
this is what my current i3 setup looks like
I don't even have a reason i just wanna be friends
who are you talking abt
nice huge empty terminal
I love it
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
it was for running fastfetch okay
tessie w

Bro just request to be friends without the chatter
does saying "https://vencord.app" get me banned
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
no okay
thicc bars ?, portals are finicky yeah
@grand crypt please just add me dammit
idk does it
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
hehehe
@grand crypt either add me or I will literally fucking restrict my ipinfo stuff to 100 requests per day and make it API key
Why?
because I want to be friends
Restrict your API, I don't use it kekw
furry asmr
Actually
what if instead of tohou it was called toehou and instead of taking pictures of witches you take pictures of feet
high end task
shut the fuck up kevin
ill ban your IP if you dont add me
muh sway
and if you do add me tell me cause I won't know you added em
Sounds good
i did first
random arts #3
bulletoe hell
pipe down gayass dziurwa
no captcha? I'm spamming it
nice config but idk I like the simplicity of mine
literally 1984
Get rate limited then
@fickle cosmos is about to lose their fucking mind because of me, feels good man
just add me ffs

Rate limit discord then
Give me a valid reason
Everything is rate limited 
Because you're cool and I wanna be friends
pipe down gayass
Aren't you the funny bread guy from ntts videos?
the shy bread person
Hello
fury sex
that one pokemon the fucking yellow pea looking motherfucker bell
@grand crypt im not gonna stop asking for you to add me
man will get a block instead of a friend
from pokemon
at this point
i dont even care
dw they are not mine feel free to put anything as your pfp
Guys what should I make this person do to get friend requested?
darkity what are you doing with your life
you've been saying weird shit all day
I'm thinking impossible task
I have 6 alts in this server I will fucking get you to add one of them
that's actually
a good question
I have no valid response
Do that
Idc
no
✅
just add me
Not gonna add you
is that the guy from fortnite
No
why nottttt
pet the samu
JUST ADD ME
wdym shy 😟
polish
horror
Already did an hour ago bru
oh
they are so close to kissing
We are NOT kissing
I think I might be in love with the color blue
just a little bit
❤️ FREE ADDONS ❤️
Keep me out of any fantasies
yeah this
hi dziurwa
dziura
hi hi dzurwa
They have been added
hii
I am not cis
why does bluestacks have a RPC
what's up?
I aint cis
no
a little bit of 👽 happening
I use windows and google stuff what do you expect
Damn, so sad
he has all the spyware
schizoposting is also omg @cursive hornet
👽
Anyways after friending @fickle cosmos I don't think they will actually talk to me ever again
no i will
l
Shark with a bra to conceal its large breasts
smasnug
sma
whgatr
sh
when will bendroid come out
boobs
fr fr
who up Shark with a braing they to conceal its large breasts rn
are you pirating half life
when the pods dank up 🤯
@open pasture remember when you told me to have bad night, well I woke up 2am and struggled to fall asleep
who the fuck is kaimv_
@fickle cosmos
@fickle cosmos
or something
me
@fickle cosmos
what
@fickle cosmos
WHAT
@fickle cosmos
stfu
new message where
^
I just sent you one
what is the connection plugin thing
me when messagelatency
proto just wants to be your frined :(
the same protogen who says fuck up shit everytime
geometry dash players are so annoying 🔥🔥🔥
that 3 letter every 10 minutes twitter bot posted “Gd” once and I replied with “Sega Dreamcast GD-ROM”
and someone went
NUH UH FUCK YOU
Geometry dash
t my gf is heeeavily morphed
is today friday
Hahahahaha gush senthrbnebd geometry dash so fmdbdbd
Difference between a good show and a bad show
gayometry dash
no
thanks
geometry dash is boring
I play geometry dash
the community sucks
use a calendar next time 👍
most of the recent levels are trash
blackifier
Next time eat a salad
geometry dash e621
Yes
@hollow surge
someone once joined a server i talk on a lot and spammed geometry dash nsfw
portal 2 is a much better game
Invite?
crazy...
but it suffers the same issue minus the community part
Almost all the workshop levels are awful
you mean a binder?
it literally has co op and a level editor
you must be thinking of portal 1
portal 1 is like an hour long if you know the solutions to all the puzzles
Invite?
portal 2 singleplayer is 3-4 hours long but again there’s co op
and thousands of workshop chambers
some are
hi :3
there are decent ones
vmink
another better game is garry’s mod
me when #🤖-bot-commands
seriously you can get unlimited hours out of that
For real
vmink
horizontal mink
Fuck dude even marble blast gold is better than gd
Same with Portal in Steam Workshop
Technically
k
and marble blast gold has only a singleplayer campaign
100 levels
thats it
there’s no level editor nothing
message latency says your on a old android client 🗿
Hi
actually technically there is you have to enable cheats to use it
can't believe i can unwrap this only on Saturday
ooh nice
but its not intuitive at all and was obviously designed for devs only
new ipad pro/
am back to what ? favela didn't work that literally play some seizures rn waiting for long but shut the three
my parents are retarded
Vendroid
l bozo
lmao
how much ram
waait when's your birthday again?
actually i dont think you've ever told me
I wanna join the VendroidEnhanced dev team but idk how
April 23
watching that video
9th
what is wrong with your clock
5 years later
damnit i have to wait a whole year to wish you a happy birthday >:(
meow
My clock has feelings
also postal 2
and it just switched
My dad had phone issues right he’s getting it replaced overheating and someone over the support phone told us that a guy had a Samsung Galaxy 22 that blew up at there wife’s workspace right in front of her and she had to go to the hospital there husband sure wanted to go after Samsung and they wanted to phone back quickly to cover it up 💀
I'll make you say how proud you are of me
sync it man
Done
my phone has daddy issues
😭
mrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp :3
I got parent issues
@dense phoenix :3
@digital kettle you should check dms
mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!
:3
me too actually
What a small world after all
it still shows time ahead
microfon
ok budders

yummy
I use windows
my rpi has the time synced correctly
I'm too lazy to fix it
literary
all my backups will be 15 min ahead
macos sound better than windows
but idgaf
🔥
lol
to irrelevant then to care
linux should stay for servers
nah
windows is the true desktop
mac is for working
linux only good for grandma pc
windows is for gaming
$7 goes from discord crashed vesktop pin to fuckingn stop leaking it the rhode role
linux is for nerds
I use linux on my main pc and it can game
because video drivers in linux suck
@paper gate
so me
games, what else
crazy
let's see u running apex or fortnite
epic gaming device
10/10
I dont need crazy af games with ac full with prob spyware
(talking about valorant, I dont trust invasive ac's nor believe its the solution)
Bottles makes it more than possible
disagreed
shit games
That's your opinion and you are entitled to it
10 hours trying and switching libraries
to get a barely working game
use macos, iphone, i*
You just don't know how to use it
💀
why do you think linux is terrible :3
that's just the first message I read here
okay fair
I have sailed the seas on linux also
i pirate all games but hollow knight and people playground
terrible too
and yes that was a windows game
sadly you cant play a game for free thats connected to the servers
Ok nvidia user
^
I pay for free software
We are not the same
no
as vinesauce joel says
who cares about ML
I hate nvidia
do u have a winrar license
shit vidia
Windows Vista: the OS that can’t play solitaire
literary, only big corpo
VB audio
true!
be nice will you
k &
Project64
turns on how was gross
slurp
now in ur balls :3
if there were no linux internet wouldnt be the same
Suck them out
linux gives freedom
nain spitting fax rq
what are you proving?
if there were no freebsd window wouldnt be the same
I just said I don't care about their linux
that windows is shit for servers
i will be removing them entirely so i dont have to :3
I run linux
I have a linux server
I wouldn't use linux on my main pc
that's all
guys
wtf is happening with off-topic why has it all become inappropriate now
Gloomy Sunday
I run linux on my main computer because it works the best for me
we all rely on linux servers
my fault
👍
sorry
what?
not only yours
Gloomy Sunday
so me
did this happen
slurp ball
yes
if there was no bsd modern macos wouldn't be the same
crazy lol i recommend it in malwina
is that an insult
off-topic is a boss battle you have to win to enter the real vencord channel, The #🌺-regulars
thanks
true!
no
Why aren't you in that channel?
we love omori in this house
Omori is god
discord client
Astolfo? Where?
i like how #moderator-only hasn't been fixed in probably years
i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that
shigging rn
whos gonna tell em
they probably 14
that makes it funnier
intended behaviour
boing 727
e926 client
first thing i see it
hey guys
selling my mirror, dm me if you want to buy
return to the safety of #🌺-regulars please, I advise you to
Show me
epic floating phone
luigi wouldn't like you

i shall
herro
oh God not this again
rule 11
fuck you
what on earth
Why in the locked VC tho
are these pictures
I mean fuck off
who are you
May I
who are you
@pine vessel
Oh God, a raid about to happen?
least obvious
Minors
okay
oh my god the profile refresh makes this so much funnier
l
i forgot i didnt have embed perms
no embpet
mind control
can someone embed that for me pls tytytytyty
I'm "on"
chomic
I wish i was able to join the other vc T_T
true its awesome
yes pls :3
simplified profile experiment
you forgor?
i really like it
i've seen people with profiles SO LONG it adds a scrollbar that scrolls the ENTIRE DISCORD INTEFACE
I watch bluey unironically
Shiggy Rthirty-four is devious
np
h
Bluey Rthirty-four is devious
yw
(here comes the nuclear warhead)
you should probably tell me beforehand if youre announcing we are together!!! !! ! !!!!! !1111!!!!1111!!!!
(saracasm)
(sarackarmsrs)
.sarc .asm
Meowdy
gay men are best
howdy
vennie L
it was file extensions 💔
penissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
me too
Kissie wissie
who is running this bot
this cant be automatic
you
Us
@odd wave
WTF
@cerulean lance you
eeeeeeeeeeeee666666666666666666622222222222222222222222222111111111111111111111111111111
Pls
should I
how doesn't charmander fucking die everytime he fights water pokemon
like if the water on his tail goes out
he dies fr
ok invite
I would like to be a pokemon
so why isn't he DEAD everytime a water pokemon throws water at him
:(
like holy shit
this been in there for like a solid week
are you fucking immortal against water pokemon
i hope i misunderstood the meaning behind that message
rolled out today
looks a lot like blurple midnight
I wanna be pokemon! ! ! !
on mobile too
idc give me new darker theme
idc give me he
i dont like the new themes all that much honestly
jumpscare #⭐-starboard message
they look
vee, gib me regular T_T
I have adhders
i was just looking at starboard and as i scrolled to the bottom this appeared
kevin is a menace
@harsh minnow i will beat up homeless people if i get regular :3
poor vee, getting pinged 😔
you do not ping vee asking for this shit 
i was gonna post an image of the new dark themes but remembered i no have img perm
2 of 7 8 9 pounds, slightly for mit stanford arent that mean no whats oxid
i am obnoxious
Me after 8000 messages still not having regular
on purpose
(I only woof)
true...
sorry you can't bring your dogs to #🌺-regulars
who let in the dogs in
I'm gonna get ya! I am GOD! screech HAH HAH HAH HAH!
cats are allowed though (obvs)
what is this high message amount = regular role worthy cult
cats >
it makes no sense
twilight star
sigma
from mlp @timid arrow
no
:3
why is broken heart above heart in my emojis
the kode tode
💔
im gonna listen to sad bart simpson edits, im so depressed 🖤 ⛓️
joker
ah
youre so real. I am gonna join you.
mlp stands for my little penis
haha NOOB.
no? it stands for my little Prius
my little penis => mlp
you wont get a toyota referance
What's yours is mine
Embed fail
embed fail :3
DrMkUltra
L bozo
thats called zoophilia
i never talked about fucking animals
If only
i made a joke with the abbreviation of mlp
allo
:3
i wish kevin a good night
يعني
I wish I would be a dog
No
furry alert
no the fuck you don't
Being a dog would suck
fr
nini eep well
no like fr I dont want to fucking pay rent and shit
do you SEE how humans treat dogs
You could be a pug or some other freak of nature
bwa
hai
hai
why do mutual friends in dms all appear idle
Are you able to live with parents
If so, save cash and move to like
Thailand
that'd suck harder
they kicked me out when I was 16
Is that even legal
no
i wish my family'd kick me out 😔 i fucking hate it here
x3
true
XDDD!!!!
DrMkUltra
hiii toad
Is it over like ideological issues or like they just hate you for no reason
gay

@mental oxide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBmLFMN0fdw rabbit r1 but good
A new Pokemon journey begins as I try to create a real life Pokedex. Using OpenAI GPT-4o Omni and AstraDB Database, here's how I made the impossible, possible!
Astra DB (Datastax todays sponsor):
https://www.datastax.com/
Pokedex RL (Try it yourself)
https://pokedexrl.com/
00:00 - A Real Life Pokedex
00:44 - Inspiration - Why I'm building a P...
I want to be dog so I can just be dog and be petted
Pay the rent then
I do 💀
Lol
:3
ig chats between modding communities stay the same
What % of dogs are strays dawg
New rabbit r1: Pokedex P1
and also have to eat of a bowl, have multiple diseases, and not be able to talk, and also have the intelectuality of a dog
wumpussy in the swagger
dog
and we don't talk about how you have the possibility of living in an abusive and dangerous household, or being stray
i dont mind
yes you would
You would
i dont mind
new marketing homepage
yes you would budders...
least broken sign up page ever
@slate ridge
@sterile ravine 
I wouldnt mind
they dropped the imagine a place
wtf is this 😭
yes
HAWDHADHAH
my little penis
vencordia
My big penis
guys my dad said i can customize my room whenever i'll have a separate room of mine
OMORI THEMED BEDROOM TIME
ok but no seriously what the fuck were you talking abt to make discord's ai to think this 
unimagine a place.
i wish i could
i like that
If it's completely themed
it would be crazy to sleep there
you would go blind in seconds
there would be bright light
everywhere
and then your door knocks
and you don't open your friends
and miss a big part of the plot
✅
and going insane theme is java
are they going back in time
wtf
Not a big fan of the government
I bark too much
your welcome ladyfinger pastries dipped in coffee
TIMEZONES ARE LIES MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT TO SELL CLOCKS
I agree with you
that is a number. i will not clarify more than this.
WOOF WOOF
it's a time
are you stupid
ily your nft pfp
DrMkUltra
I love your nft pfp :3
@open pasture jump from a -6ft bridge please
where can i buy your pfp
Uhhh
i'd argue that it's fortunate LMAO
@boreal socket hello fellow vim enjoyer
because you're already in hell
@wintry crane greatest text editor of all time
they look sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sick in the um corporate thing idk
yep
If only we had VimLISP instead of vimscript
only on him for some reason LOL
YES BEAUTIFUL LYRICS IS WORKING AAAAA
I will forever laugh at nano users
we've got
the egirl
the generic corporate artstyle guy
cartoon egirl
disney character
PFFT
disgusting ngl
Dude I genuinely hate the fact that NixOS ships with nano by default
wumpers
almost every distro does lmao
the blue one 🔥
also
wait does it
you can disable it
delish
programs.nano.enable = false;
Sometimes they got vi
or smth like this
I mean like
or both
you just killed a man
Only Nano

just ship micro
