#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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utopia
I can do that
all of the cats are dukes
ah yeah i was right about the filters too
you will listen right now
is that a guy or a girl because ive seen guys look like that before
i do not care HATSUNE MIKU GRAHHHHHH

its honesdlt based
fair
astolfo
the makeup is not it in the first one tho
https://open.spotify.com/track/3TE49HXyoNczZk2IBhP87z listen immediately
makeup can look pretty but thats a little too much
Joost - Ome Robert (Officialé Musik Video) ♫
LUISTER OP SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/OmeRobert ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ
iTUNES: https://bit.ly/RobertApple DEEZER: https://bit.ly/RobertDeezer
Na zijn laatste single 'Meeuw' komt Joost Klein nu met 'Ome Robert'. Op de gekke productie van Spek, vertelt Joost het verhaal over de 'Ome Robert' die hij ooit w...
u dont need to enhance everything
yes
that's literally every single person like that on tiktok that I see 
heaven
they use a fuck ton of makeup and they don't even look human
like that’s completely fucking offtopic
i'll move to poland and get an omori decorated house
goodnight
i’m born male, no fucking clue what my gender is
i want to be a femboy and a girl
that’s fucking whild
copying "dell optiplex soft...uc450.iso" to switch to linux files on profile yet again why would it right now. please get this gif picker
okay twink
neat
so they went on an extremely inefficient asia tour
@mental oxide a
now its germany time
brokey wokey
hopefully direct to uk
woe
vendor
what are you pulling for?
furina
wait she hasnt had her banner yet??
rerun lol
already?
4.7 phase 2
yea
ic
then, congratulations questionmark

@paper gate hiiiiii
scam attack
give me image perms when
heat death of the universe
@mental oxide another one
right meow
mrrrow
meow
i am contemplating ignoring the school lunch
the horror https://img.uwu.gal/i/IzRivT
Beef tenderloin with red onion, ajvaryogurt & roasted potatoes sounds really good /s
It really is wild how quickly people on discord start meowing
Literally everywhere I go, if someone meows everyone else starts
when i hear "school lunch" i immediately feel so disgusted
meow
Mrrp
i had 3 weeks of good school lunch but then i got illegally kicked out so 
you decide nemmy, beef tenderloin or subway or no lunch (I have yet to consume anything today)
beef tenderloin does sound pretty good....
roasted potatoes too...
mmm
subway sounds like shit
beef tenderloin
:3
I do not trust my school lunch after the parasite incident
did you just send this
horror
"parasite incident" 
then why did you ask me 
cause I cant decide if I should sacrifice more money for food now 😭
also subway is good in Sweden cause we have regulations
meow
horror
i just had a sub earlier that's why lmfao
fair enough
Insatiable hunger
I just take chicken teriyaki with normal cheese, cucumber, tomato, salad and garlic sauce on mine
with sesame bread
I could also go to McDonalds....
go grocery store
buy ingredients
cook them
eat food
90% save money hack
betterdiscord
(hidden strategy)
Repeat
oh no
meow
I am 30 minutes away from home
kevin going to use bd
are you heading home?
no
oh ok
its school lunch
then i guess not xd
memory leak incoming
14 crashes per day incoming
no, I only have the time for fast food or school lunch if I am going to have lunch
pretty sure devilbro's library is causing crashes right now lmao
go grocery store and buy something from the fast food area in the back there
I have the option of Max, Subway, McDonalds, or school lunch
or at least we have that
Max my beloved
when is something not crashing
the school dosent give us access to a microwave or anything like that
wtf
i love how she stops talking when the funny word comes up
we can get literary hot water if needed and have a microwave
not rly
you can ask the staff to do it but it prevents school kids from doing stupid stuff
hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahah

we didnt have a microwave either
My glide presets are just descending into madness
I am in the school council, apparently giving access to a microwave is a "health risk"
thats more of an excuse to say "we dont want u using it"
"depressed purple"
we had a microwave for the mediators on some days lmao
IT'S REALLY DEPRESSED MAN
they wanna keep it nice and dont want students to just throw random stuff into it
money saving tactics
average coding names ngl
its a bullshit excuse for a high school
Depressed purple showcase
actually no that's a good excuse for high school lmao
diagnosis from tiktok
high school kids are god damn atrocious at times
self.HELP_CHOOSE_LONG = 'Chooses a random one out of the items you feed it. Pass as many as you want (I think)'
one of my help prompts xD
no we school students have no access to a microwave
nah schools tend to, but theyre staff only
though most staff are happy to microwave stuff for you
after painful hours
at least my school were, doesnt apply to all tho
but yea ill go for subway as it should be as expensive as mcdonalds or max
aint no way
fire
I do not want parasites from the school lunch again...
polish qwerty keyboard same as english lmfao
is the school lunch that bad??
yep ours is
in my school its actually pretty good
its decent at times, but we still had actual parasites in the lunch, not worth it for me
wtf
sounds better than processed, dry chicken
Glad that in latvia most schools give normal food
HUH
sudo rm vencord for vencord to stay away and we need warnderer now in every single male i aorry
where is slide
its crazy how cheap subway is though, a single good burger here is like 70 sek
a subway is 60 sek
what country
Wha
wtf is glide
oh nvm
add catppuccin 
What's the color scheme
i said nvm
Swedish high schools decide their food delivery service. Depending on which delivery they choose the quality will change
some high schools even have their own chefs
we dont
we have our own chefs 
the company that gets food in my school is owned by a previous student in the school
woah
Hi!! @jaunty trellis
@burnt maple oomfie
as long as it is food that doesnt make you sick its fine here
how was it
the lowest they can reasonably get away with
I fucking cooked 🔥
there was a 400-600 char text you had to write and I got 230 🔥
Done :3
Are you now official Sweden?
that was apparently just an "incident" that was not parasites (that is not true)
@jaunty trellis
@elder geyser
25% of the school was sick after eating that food
guh?
Jokes aside I hope you'll score well @jaunty trellis
TWICE?? EVERY MONTH??
I'm gonna fail 🔥

the "app" tag would technically be translated to a 10 letter word
I have issues with temperature changes so I get sick 2-4 times a year
so they just leave it as bot
oh.....
my favourite
This is why you should go in heavy armour
bwa
like... ever...
Damn.
You might just be cooked then
my death is temperature changes
long tooltip
my body hates when the weather goes from summer to winter or winter to summer and I get sick when those changes happen
i should check with polish
i do not survive in the heat i just kinda turn into a puddle
same
real
I love getting a nice 10 degrees with a random day of snow thrown in
I hope not, but if you do just keep in mind that you still have plenty of options
It doesn’t taste like mud
Tap water talk is real shit
So probably
you should try the tap water in flint michigan
SULFUR??
the only tap water I really drink is Swedish tap water so idk???
I have nothing to compare it too
it's swedish idc 🔥
its p usual to drink tap water here
today i learned
River :3
microsoft edge has a really fancy snipping tool
squish
edging and snipping, zamn bro
WHY does microsoft edge have every good tools including development tools?
no idea
everything about edge is good until you actually use it as a browser
Too much bloat remove the code from my OS please
i wish this was the actual snipping tool though
i know this painting
someone made this in response to a video of a duck seeing a meteor pass
looks like untitled duck game
yeah this one
Nyakaio is very cool
I love that bird
fucking finally
🦆
it’s been long enough
edge minus the AI and tracking is a good browser
yeah
even with it I'd still choose it over chrome
is it as good as sharex though?
a very fancy flameshot yeah
not the fastest
samarararar
not the sharpest
but god is it unique
real
OH YEAH SHAREX
although i suppose this is why that wont happen
i forgot to install this on my new windows install
that is the one fucking tool I'm missing 
there was some variation of sharex that made it work on unix
this really is an amazing tool
shill it to me please
that and flow launcher (+ everything) is something I cannot live without
elaborate
idk I don't see much difference from flameshot
plus the little arpeggio it plays when you take a screenshot is fucking awesome
horror
link?
i don’t know what flowlauncher is but everything is something i use every day too
windows search is just too slow and doesn’t show me much
clone
but everything search takes like
not sharex
2 seconds to find some fucking
file burried in 10 thousand folders
compared to snipping tool
I know though it was something that made sharex work on linux...
this is great!
lowkey think there should be a channel to link software people really like
HUH???
horror
????
github?
flow launcher is just like uhh
Do it
ios is such a stable OS guys!
call arc
Call ya browser he finna figure out ya question
im scared it’ll just call my last contact
Doit doit doit
not an iosism for once!
my brain cannot explain it rn https://www.flowlauncher.com/
but here
you can blame arc for that
go to phone app and call arc from there
i mean that didn’t show up on the last beta
also you should try it itd be really funny
yeah but apparently arc is registering itself as a contact or something idk
oh so it’s like that one powertoys thing but good
powertoys run
i use everything within flow launcher too, so good
yeah
excuse me
yeah powertoys run feels very snappy
true!!
I used to use this but then my friend and I found flowlauncher: https://ueli.app/#/
Keystroke launcher for Windows and macOS
compared to actual spotlight
comparatively yes it is
Powdertoy and powertoys is different (the first is a 'game' where you can mess with elements)
but can you do THIS
wha
whats 3i + 1i according to it
WHAT
WHAT???????
WHAT
I can do it even better https://img.uwu.gal/i/czzHpf @undone shale
what alfrad be
oops
HUH???????
wrong ping
@void ivy
ayunami lets code typescript together 🥺
do i enable microphone access on arc
does it pass the 1i+2i test?
Have you tried flameshot?
where can't you do that
Busy waiting for 8:30am work
i have it too is it from powertoys or?
no but there's another calculator plugin that i'm not bothered to use
i
aThis is giving me a panick attack
ayunamers from salc1 video ?
i don’t like this arc feature
oh I had the one calculator off
but it’s very funny
WHY IS IT A FUCKING CALL SCREEN
oh right https://img.uwu.gal/i/zzNSXC
like why is it here and why did they never talk about it
YEAH YOU CAN CALL ARC???
I CALL PEOPLE HUMANS LUMPS OF MEAT WITH HEARTBEATS
who
YOU CAN CALL THE BROWSER
oh shit this is cool https://github.com/printfn/fend :3
yeah this is ptr
what
the estrogen sisters
double jumping is not the same as dashing
I DO NOT WANT MY FUCKING BROWSER TO RESEMBLE A PHONE CALL
Wait im goated
no.
you can double jump in celeste
it's an air dash
that shit will just lead to me mistaking one for the other at oe point or another
spotify is max
not a double jump
no you cannot without mods
you literally can in the vanilla game
i don’t wanna spoil but
you an
when you fall all the way back down
i have beat the entire game no you cannot
and have to get to the summit
that's a SECOND air dash
the crystals
not a double JUMP
same
THE ONES AT THE END OF THE GAME!!!!
there is no double jumping in celeste
sorry the conversation went off topic as it should so its hard to keep track
meow
find me what you mean

Gloomy you good?
are you referring to fucking refill gems?
im going to call arc on your ass don’t test me
DO IT
prove me wrong and i'll accept it
No need to say sorry, just hoping you're alright
i am 100% sure there's no double jumping in vanilla celeste
there isnt, you can just dash to get more height but thats not a double jump
yes exactly
tasty
horror
now call arc
im so curious
WAIT
NO9
@glass shell LOL
NO ITS ACTUALLY A FEATURE FROM ARC
YOU CAN CALL IT AND SPEAK YOUR SEARCH QUERY
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD RAM
my brain is gonna die
gm
betterchatbox my gif plugin pindms the release to some day this guy really
allocate Google drive as swap space
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what the fucking shit...
real...
linux tech tips did do that
aaaa i feel so sick
Linus Sus tips
You should consult a doctor
my bad
whatd you eat
just a sub
oh
Having issues with eating sucks, but please do try to work those issues out
what kind?
Mm yes yes
deez kind
would rather not talk about it.
Well don't let issues with eating linger cause those tend to turn real bad rather quickly
totally fine
Kill kill kill die die
slow pain death
I meant
Slow
Slow speed
Much pain
I will death
from the slow speed
Lies its nearly 11am
It's nearly 5am
Professional insomniac here
we tetrahedron up in this shit
chat we doing shopping today
fair
thanks
Np kevin
That is quite bad
My aunt has given her kids melatonin to sleep since forever so ofc now it's a routine to take melatonin for them to go to sleep
they are in middle school now
okay?
I don't know
nothing wrong with taking malatonin
Oh
most OTC stuff is way too high in dose
which does the inverse
I love the free market
TRIPLE ACTION
ULTRA STRENGTH
uhh
DELUXE DOUBLE FORMULA
safe don't mean effective or helpful
bwa
those doses are just gonna do the inverse of help
I got prescribed melatonin and those were .25 mg pills if I remember correctly
wtf
When I tap water it does funny wavey stuff
GUYS NOO
2024 WORST YEAR
guess the incident
I'll give you 3 guesses
You won't get it
dog death
FUUUCK YOU GOT IT
かぼちゃんは5月24日朝に、
深い眠りにつきました🌈
苦しむことなく、私に撫でられながら
眠るようにそっと逝きました。
長い間、かぼすを愛して下さったみなさま、
本当にどうもありがとうございました。
かぼちゃんは
世界一幸せな犬だったと思います。
そして私は
世界一幸せな飼い主でした。
たくさんの愛をくださったみなさまに
心から感謝申し上げます。
To all of you who loved Kabosu,
On the morning of the 24th of May, Kabosu crossed the rainbow bridge. Thank you all so much for your support over the years.
She wen...
34526
DOGE DIED
good mod exists now it's someone asks me 💀
WHAT
THAT'S GONNA GREATLY AFFECT THE DOGE MARKET
PLEASEEEEE
Moon or dust
meow
how do they spill water on a dog bed
your friends sleep in a dog bed????
at least one of them
same question
my friends are all cats
meow meow
The correct amount of meows
he's the only one who understands me
he's just a good listener
erm I'm a woman not a dog
meow :3
Objection: cats
i dont see ur therapist running up to lick u and pee on ur leg when u see them
cats have boring shit like boundaries and personal space
a cat will remind you that you aint only one with problems in the world
Would you stand by it if i added "i have two" to the quote
meow :3
woah... 2 pussies that's cool
swisshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i miss youuuuuuu
when are we gonna hangout
@near wharf that one sucks
so I've heard
get a better one
:wesker:
open discord with a barely functioning internet and that sthe first thing i see
nice one
why do they change the texture like 7 inches in literally nobody is going to feel that
I think if someone sent me a picture of a dragon fleshlight and made me guess which server it was sent in, i would confidently say vencord
what
God damn it I should've bought a one feet sub
join the server shit dip
how much are we betting this guy isn't going to get brain rot or lose regular
okay swish 
Tenner ish
this was in this channel 💀
I'm just saying what nobody else has the balls to say
not me
not super expected
like it makes sense
but not my first pick
my condolences for being british but that is a fair bet yes
my first pick would probably be my server 
uwu
Fish and chips are superior to anything you will ever have
m
used to
True..
fox noises
how are you
fish and chips is the only british food i see that doesnt make me want to throw u
That's a bat 💀
that's a bat???
Fr
beans on toast is fire
As an autistic brit NO
omw home, feeling hungry tho
streaming is so good i dont bother
hello
wtflip
Ban!1!1`1!!11!!11111!!!!!1!!111!!!1111!!!
but i have used it once to get that juicy flac audio baccano download
HAII BWAAAA 




fucked up evil
im on a bus, going home
yes why
good
hi pandapchair
sleep well swish <3
SHUSH
you ever wanna use the ps4 but then it goes jet engine
I HATE YOU
dammit now i wont because u jinxed it thanks a lot
i feel a lot better after puking though so that's nice
you hare me
NOOO I'M SORRY ILY
not for long
all vencorders are gay
unfortunate truth
YES PLEASE
turkikafasi won't surrender
you forgot robloxsexual
:c
scary
im not bisexual pansexual or anything im just sexual
I would say not funny didn't laugh but that was slightly funny
o wait
horror
hilarious 🤣😅🤣
I human
swish go to sleep loser
I alien 
how does this make you feel 
You can probably guess
mfs will fuck a silicon sleeve and then be like "i only fuck guys"
slows ass wifi
ve balls
nuh uh, it was the slow ass servers
i am at 3%
lol
sleep >:c
i was getting a constanty 1-6 mb/s
lmfso
HAIII!!!!
meow meow
fine but not because u said so >:(
good
LMFAO
horror
god forbid
hi cryin
i use arch by the way
please do this
which way?
⬅️
i just puked swish come on what the fuck 
thanks
wait this is a cool ass idea
fuck oxygen masks breathe through the god damn toilet
brainrot
i love random ass patents
you either die making attack helicopter jokes or you live enough to become trans girl
time to lock this channel
water lock
or something better than a toilt
bc skibidi
🚁s are kinda cool
it's about toxic fumes
gas cannot travel through liquid
THAT'S NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING
how do you know
but yes ^^^
air boubles
but the problem is you gotta breathe sewer air
this channel is getting too brainrot
and shove the pipe through toilet water
SO????
BETTER THAN BREATHING TOXIC FUMES
i am jumping out the window before i breathe toilet
it needs to be locked again 😭
not in the water dumbass
if it's a matter of life or death, I'd breathe toilet
can we have counting off topic month 🥺
https://hololive.nudes.zip/file/view/28qSRr.png I thought I was schizo for some seconds
WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN
the horror
i forgot about that
yeah i neglected to explain the shape of it also plays into it

So if you have to choose between CO2 Poisoning/death, id rather put my head over the toilet and breate sewer air
ingsoc
did you not see the image.
putting your head over the toilet does nothing
it said "June" on top and I got so confused
or you could just add oxygen masks to the fuckin hotel
nuh uh
more expensive
my CDN
i hate capitalism

I was contemplating on just uploading
that patent was made by a slot machine company btw
my CDN

thoughts on typescript
ask my friend who owns nudes.zip
horror
gopher party
ah right, my mistake
horrible idea
cheese pizza.zip
no it literally achieves nothing
you're breathing the same air
you put a tube through the toilet water to an an opening where there's fresh air that's not from the fumes
mfs finding out about stupid cdn names LMAO brings me back
HAHA FEDS DONT WORK ON ME
this server is already beyond recovery, no need to worry about that
real...
NUH UH
its funny to see peoples reaction to "hololive.nudes.zip"
you dont even know which feds to call
i had one called swishes *udes or some shit but looking back i regret it cuz my dms are missing a bunch of images
why did google think it was a good idea to register a common file extension as a TLD
you cant get a job just by being here
does this look good yall?
no
it's fucking google wdym
awful
Wtf what language is that
(it looks good)
true
golang I think
Go
eventually ur shit gets wiped and ur dms lose valuable context
its not worth it just use discords cdn
not when i'm abusing imgur

wym
hi gur
@covert inlet Peep DMs
ok goodnight gusy
why would it need more?
wow
@winter girder i think you might have a sibling here
alright so there's a fuckton of new studies on melatonin it seems
who
@jaunty remnant
if its samantha. tell her to get back to the basement
bad or good?
oh him!! we besties fr
good for kids it seems, adults it might help and dosages range from 0.1 - 10 mg
huh
trying to max out their friends listmaybe
oh good lord im safe
hi safe
I dont wanna take any higher doses than I already am....
whatcha talking about
melatonin
was about to add you but you're british...
ew
what?
why do you think these flags are in that order
shrug
don't care
british

i rather use British flag to indicate that i speak english than the simplified english flag
that's languages?

who puts languages in their about me
I would
hf!presence
Presence for GenAi#7023: 
........
not even making it clear that it's languages
ur american dont you?
the horror
unfortunately 
idk
i'm also sleep deprived as fuck
we can tell
i'm sure you can tall
take some melatonin

nah i'm plenty tired it's just the overwhelming depressing thoughts
fair enough, hope it gets better
also keep coping :3
you would never believe this...
i do take antipsychotics 
uhhh
i forget
dw i dont have to cope with blocked ppl
change topic no arguing :(
it's 6 am it's when i become a dick
you should sleep
i tried sleeping 
try for longer
i did >:c
Paracetamol helps against sickness
this is mostly a joke btw
i have no idea why they were so upset 
nop
and they are also for some reason classified as a pain killer med
emesis diazepam
he eeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzqa527mVx8 my beloved
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@little wadi bwa
sheep
meow
mrrrow
cat
@winter girder i cant find the image to reply so i will say it like that
i forgor why i added you in the end
woof
dog
Who's that?
chirp
thumbnail reminds me of uhhh
fuck what's the name
bird
i forget 😢
neptune?
Hello my name is Wing
install gentoo guide
LMFAO
wait a fucking minute
i will install windows
blocked
i win
I love windows
I was not Wing
i know which one you mean!#
fucked up evil
vmink
no mink :(
f you
are you being sarcastic


