🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[crude fern]

hi pix

[errant chasm]

[jolly temple]

tyy lewii!!

[errant chasm]

hai

[crude fern]

[copper turtle]

meow

[errant chasm]

[crude fern]

silly

:3

[digital fable]

nothing broke and it fixed a bug :)

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow you should unban kass, kass is very cool and fluffy

[copper turtle]

meow

[limber raft]

kass was banned?

[crude fern]

yes

[fallow pawn]

send ur pfp sauce

[crude fern]

how

its vencord server

[limber raft]

why is kass ban

[crude fern]

homophobic smh

[crude fern]

i unno

[fallow pawn]

send anyway

[crude fern]

they

liked music

/srs

[limber raft]

huh

[harsh minnow]

annoying

[limber raft]

interesting

[harsh minnow]

they were banned ages ago for constantly being toxic and insulting literally everything people would bring up

they asked me for an unban a few days ago which i granted

but then just deliberately were annoying so i rebanned them

[crude fern]

smh

[limber raft]

shrug

i guess it was never meant to be...

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

[fallow pawn]

hihi

[copper turtle]

meow

[limber raft]

haillo

[digital fable]

hello

[copper turtle]

Hi

[winter girder]

some ordinary gamers is such a click baiter now tbh

[copper turtle]

some ordinary gamers more like

some ordinary uhhhhhhh hh ummmmm

I cannot think of anything

[crude fern]

always was tbh

always kinda

got not super great vibes from muta sadly

[winter girder]

smh

[fallow pawn]

I mean

I don't like the ai features either

kill that

[winter girder]

acting like the overview AI is the only thing you see when searching something up

you can still use google as it is

[winter girder]

here's the thing, he's acting like its the only thing google is giving you when searching something up

[slow brook]

click bait

[crude fern]

ppl use google

what

[slow brook]

most do

[jolly temple]

zeet is potential to kevin what's your credentials to not well it tho

[slow brook]

I use it

[crude fern]

disapointed

[slow brook]

cope

[limber raft]

i love his new cut

[dense phoenix]

google is still the best search engine when you need to make a search in something other than english

[odd wave]

how would i pose enderman in a way thatwould make him fit in 2 block space

suggestions

[limber raft]

minecart

boat

[odd wave]

no

thats a player

[copper turtle]

look at him

in his eyes

[limber raft]

mobs can enter boats

[odd wave]

it dont work

[crude fern]

liking some random music artist is now annoying

[slow brook]

I second this. stare into his pink pupils

[limber raft]

he's shy...

oh morph mod

[odd wave]

not morph mod

custom player model mod

figura

[harsh minnow]

indeed

[slow brook]

[fallow pawn]

minecraft female mod is real

[odd wave]

god my model looks so stubby after looking at the enderman as my model for so long

[odd wave]

this is not wildfires gender mod

thats cringe

[fallow pawn]

what is it then

[odd wave]

figura

[fallow pawn]

idk what that is

nvm

[odd wave]

itsa custom player model mod

[fallow pawn]

I dont use mods like these theyre too extra

[odd wave]

i like it because i like turining into things

like

chicekn

[copper turtle]

Why does he have the. Carp

[odd wave]

that is actuallyme

[copper turtle]

Wow,

[orchid scaffold]

galvanized square steel

[harsh minnow]

creeper chicken

[odd wave]

yeah

[crude fern]

he just do

[copper turtle]

Do you think popeyes uses creeper chickens to make their chicken

[crude fern]

got drip

[crude fern]

[harsh minnow]

imagine in 50 years they laugh about how small our disks and how slow our internet was

by then it'll be normal to have 5 petabytes of storage

[winter girder]

"so you're saying they couldn't even install Warzone 40 with their 1tb disk??? "

[fleet meteor]

it's so over https://img.uwu.gal/i/bGuEJE

horror

[copper turtle]

meow

[fleet meteor]

mutuals go insane

[slow brook]

they'll laugh at how small the games were

[rain coral]

wrong

[crude fern]

wait ur friends with my gf what

[crude fern]

@light cedar

cool

[jolly temple]

theres a swear a silly

[open pasture]

offtopic is dolfies territory

[copper turtle]

A whar

[open pasture]

also am :p

if you remember or not

[crude fern]

oh hi

nice

[open pasture]

meowdy

[harsh minnow]

horror

why is ur name igna

i thought you were the latino hackerkid

[odd wave]

it is literally the only fuckign way i can make it fit without adding joints

[open pasture]

I hate telegram on web

[odd wave]

me?

[crude fern]

long story

[odd wave]

oh

[cosmic otter]

@harsh minnow

[slow brook]

looking hot there step-ender

[odd wave]

SOTP

[rain coral]

soy tld

[harsh minnow]

vencord soy version

[odd wave]

ass in the air like he jus dont care

[dense phoenix]

vencord.woke

[odd wave]

venc.org

vencorg

[copper turtle]

vencork

[slow brook]

vencock

[odd wave]

ven cord

[limber raft]

chudcord

[odd wave]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-money-winking-gex-enter-the-gecko-ps1-gif-24648318

[copper turtle]

WOKE cord.

[void arrow]

anyone got a good theme

[odd wave]

say gex

[copper turtle]

gex

[limber raft]

gex

[odd wave]

gex

[harsh minnow]

what is it with you and chuds

are you a chud yourself

[odd wave]

wtf is chud

[harsh minnow]

chud.improved

[crude fern]

tldr im insane

[slow brook]

chud gex

[limber raft]

you got me

[open pasture]

[e-mail]

[odd wave]

im listening to musci for cute girls \

jsut now

[open pasture]

https://winamp.com/downloads

[crude fern]

woa

[odd wave]

no

[open pasture]

why tf

[crude fern]

it really whips the lama-

[odd wave]

vlc media player better

[open pasture]

ass isn't banned here

[crude fern]

i unno whats banned here

[odd wave]

fuck

[copper turtle]

foo bar 2000 is better.

[odd wave]

shit

bitch

[crude fern]

its vencord

[odd wave]

ass

[open pasture]

vee allow ass

[crude fern]

surprised it isnt

uh

[odd wave]

IT ISNT VENCORD

fuck

[crude fern]

rephrase

[copper turtle]

BASED cord.

[odd wave]

we gotta rebrand

we have to get with the times

uhh

uhmm

[jolly temple]

:omegalul:

[open pasture]

replugged

[crude fern]

vee allows the WORD ass

[odd wave]

what about rizzcord

[crude fern]

not

[copper turtle]

we must make Woke Cord. To get with the times.

[crude fern]

allows ass

[topaz meteor]

This is a bad idea but
What if we impliment on device fsr upscaling to images and embeds for higher resolution discord experience.

[open pasture]

I HATE THE WINDOWS NNOTIFICATIONS SOUND

[crude fern]

[odd wave]

sprite artists:

[open pasture]

FUCK TELEGRAM

[crude fern]

have you considered

installing

[odd wave]

obligatory "i mean if you say so.."

[crude fern]

os2 warped

[open pasture]

I haven't

[topaz meteor]

if its a plugin and can be disabled via a context menu when right-clicking a image shouldn't be a issue.

[crude fern]

its not linux

[copper turtle]

meow

[open pasture]

I'm surprised and sold

[crude fern]

anyways

im just gonna chill

theres cool ppl here

@errant chasm im gonna pet you

[lapis lava]

dolfies only

[harsh minnow]

it's literally just the default discord block list lol

[errant chasm]

yay

[harsh minnow]

[drowsy cypress]

Got anxious around a bad bitch

Chat, how do I recover?

[crude fern]

i have

0 clue what that is

[jaunty stag]

ass

[crude fern]

knowing discord

[jaunty stag]

[crude fern]

they probably block ass because thats the best way to describe their software

[harsh minnow]

yet you're still using it

curious

[crude fern]

.....

no?

im on bunny

and vencord

[copper turtle]

meow

[errant chasm]

bnuy

[copper turtle]

bnuy

[crude fern]

they broke support for screenreaders with react iirc

[paper gate]

@errant chasm eep

[topaz meteor]

tbh a combo of bunny and vencord is also what I use.

[errant chasm]

bwaa

[crude fern]

also they just throw so many adds jeez

[copper turtle]

I'd use a modded client on my phone but I don't have any app slots

ran out of my 3 apps

iOS

🔥

[crude fern]

i dont need a dedicated spend money on nitro button on my hotbar

[jaunty stag]

Couldn't bother with installing modified client on mobile

Too much hassle

[crude fern]

eh

it takes like

5 minutes

[jaunty stag]

Too long

[topaz meteor]

Iphones are expensive because they are supposed to replace tons of things. Androids are much cheaper since they only replace one thing; iphones.

[crude fern]

fair

[crude fern]

i leave my sharps for estrogen lying around on my desk became i cba to go downstairs and put em in the sharps bin

[jaunty stag]

My brain cannot comprehend what you just said

[copper turtle]

estrogen?

[jolly temple]

linux they changed it sent that matter

[copper turtle]

estrogen

I want. estrogen,

[crude fern]

ok

the needle for injecting medicine i have i leave lying around my room instead of deposing of properly because adhd want to go do fun stuff

[crude fern]

estrogen injection medicine smells and tastes like children's glue sticks

fun fact

[copper turtle]

Ok but if it turns me into a woman i want it,,,

[crude fern]

yea

you dont drink it anyways

i put it in my blåhaj once

blåhaj estrogenated,,,,,

just like me,,,

[copper turtle]

i want blahaj

i want estrogen

:(

[deep lagoon]

i cant find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[copper turtle]

i can find this server constantly so i never think i got banned

[odd wave]

i had to articulate it

[paper gate]

WHAT IS THAT

[open pasture]

Me

:3

[drowsy cypress]

BEHOLD

JOINTS

[open pasture]

What

[copper turtle]

meow

[last sky]

yay

[fleet meteor]

https://img.uwu.gal/i/uYOIdy dude....

it's so over....

[last sky]

gotta learn@how to spoof emails

i wanna prank my friends

[fleet meteor]

pretty sure it's pretty easy

[boreal torrent]

I love bossa nova

[prime python]

the emote was called the nword
dolfies changed it to racialslur

lore

[fleet meteor]

horror

[fallow pawn]

pro tip you can hold on the home tab button to open messages

[dull anvil]

Protip dying makes you dead so don't die

[livid barn]

But what if I enjoy dying and being dead?

[dull anvil]

No

[livid barn]

Yes

[dull anvil]

You aren't allowed to die

[livid barn]

Sadge

[keen kernel]

Yes I have posted this song like 3 or 4 times

No I will not stop™️

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

viggy

[jaunty trellis]

jjk leaks came in and this shit is so ass and so peak at the same time

[dull anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1185760280232333343.gif?size=48

[jolly temple]

uh oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[willow heath]

nettspend

kendrick lamar

[fleet meteor]

the horror

it's 1 am i'm so eepy

[willow heath]

i cant sleep

passed out at like 11pm then woke up at 12:30am

3 hours of sleep a day taking a toll on me

[stone owl]

Coffee

Lots

[icy grail]

or just sleep

6-8h like a normal person

[fleet meteor]

horror

[crisp finch]

bigos binted?

👽

[fleet meteor]

i should sleep but like

[fleet meteor]

why do that when i can wait for amia to wake up and talk to her for hours

[willow heath]

hard when i drop my little brother off at school at 6:30 monday through friday

sometimes i cant fall back asleep

ig i coud start sleeping at 1?

idfk

[fleet meteor]

nuh uh

how’ve you been mugman :3

real…

am here for you if you wanna talk <3

HORROR WHY IS THIS IN MY YT SHORTS FEED AGAIN

tiktok is worse

die

[willow heath]

both are shit in their own ways

[fleet meteor]

the fuck

[stone owl]

What

Vtuber asmr now

Crazy

[fleet meteor]

you say now as if this hasn’t existed for years

[covert inlet]

yt knows what you want

[fleet meteor]

I DO NOT WANT THAT

[covert inlet]

lies

[fleet meteor]

if i want any asmr it’s just being cared for 😢

[stone owl]

I’m stuck in 2019 so

[fleet meteor]

i just wanna be held
is that so much to ask

[willow heath]

danny brown asmr

[dense phoenix]

wait did they remove the clown decor

[stark herald]

over imagine

[stone owl]

Yes

[dense phoenix]

its joever

[stone owl]

Very

[copper turtle]

Woke Mario .

[golden marlin]

It was 5 o'block when I almost exploded

[stone owl]

[grizzled tusk]

whar

[golden marlin]

Well on that day I swore to myself that I would never explode like them bubbles

[grizzled tusk]

NO NOT AGAIN

[stone owl]

Edible bubbles?

[icy grail]

yum

[jolly temple]

ashle

[golden marlin]

Edible humans and whatnot

[stone owl]

Edible air is mid

[stark herald]

niko oneshot

[stone owl]

[golden marlin]

DYOR before ordering a human lap

[icy grail]

https://tenor.com/bWyW6.gif

[golden marlin]

Cannot disagree

[covert inlet]

Inspiring

[rain coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_16_(spider)

[fleet meteor]

erik

[willow heath]

im listening to the rockwood escape plan

[golden marlin]

Fascinating

[fleet meteor]

erik i’m back

[golden marlin]

Do not smoke anything

My worst mistake

[willow heath]

HE MENTIONS DIDDY IN THIS SONG WTF

actual jumpscare 😭

[willow heath]

i didnt even notice the first time he mentioned him 😭

[golden marlin]

Can you enlighten me as to this Diddy person

[fleet meteor]

@grizzled tusk mf

[golden marlin]

They deserved it when I burned down their house

Anyways onto better things

I planted a flower yesterday

[void ivy]

i bought a license

so

[willow heath]

person who has done sexual harassment/assault

[void ivy]

but if youre using it in logos and stuff they cant prove you dojt own it

so

[golden marlin]

Oh flip

[fleet meteor]

[willow heath]

oh he also beat his ex too

[golden marlin]

[white halo]

Meow

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[dull anvil]

Meow

[golden marlin]

If the US ever becomes an overpowered evil space state like thr Empire, don't let them take me as a patient for cloning

The world with a million me would be horrendous

[drowsy cypress]

Nah I’d be cloned

[golden marlin]

Aight soldier

[cobalt portal]

g.demotivator

[winter girder]

i just realized ive spent almost $100 on nitro JUST for my friends 😭

[drowsy cypress]

I’m your friend too, right?

[winter girder]

noe

[drowsy cypress]

Funny way of saying yes

[winter girder]

actually

fine

[drowsy cypress]

Speaking of which

When you getting me nitro?

[winter girder]

if you guess all these 10 questions correctly I'll give you nitro basic

[drowsy cypress]

Aw hell

[winter girder]

you got a minute to answer each one

[jolly temple]

well that's nice logo as you see lovely

[winter girder]

1. What's my favorite color?

[drowsy cypress]

Oh boy

Fuck

Pink?

[winter girder]

Wrong! ❌

[fallow pawn]

wom

[winter girder]

its purple

[odd wave]

whats MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!

[winter girder]

green?

[fleet meteor]

no one will ever guess my favorite color

[odd wave]

Blue

[drowsy cypress]

Ok if I get one out of the 10 questions right I get nitro, right?

[odd wave]

i had to

its too iconic

[winter girder]

hmm

if you guess the number correctly

fine

guess a number, 1-10

[odd wave]

CAN I GUESS

[drowsy cypress]

Uhhhhhhh

[fleet meteor]

6.4

[golden marlin]

That's the the freakiest colour ngl

[winter girder]

y not

[odd wave]

7

[drowsy cypress]

4

[verbal ledge]

imagine

[winter girder]

it was 2

[verbal ledge]

i have unlimited

[drowsy cypress]

I guess for

fuck

[odd wave]

weong file

[drowsy cypress]

I wasn’t thinking of that number

[copper turtle]

troll store.

[fleet meteor]

[winter girder]

next time i get paid which is probs gonna be in like a week or two

[verbal ledge]

nah

[winter girder]

ill do a giveaway

but they have to work for the nitro

[golden marlin]

Gato jumpscare

[copper turtle]

developer certificate?

[verbal ledge]

installd patch + codesigning bypass

[fleet meteor]

horror

[verbal ledge]

lol

[copper turtle]

so trollstore

[odd wave]

i lnow

[verbal ledge]

no????

[copper turtle]

but slightly worse

[fleet meteor]

this video brings me so much joy

[winter girder]

fym horror?? 😭

[verbal ledge]

how

[covert inlet]

hugs you

[odd wave]

its so silly

[covert inlet]

I dont need nitro

[odd wave]

Me too plea se

[drowsy cypress]

Why they playing Tetris music?

[covert inlet]

just hug

[fleet meteor]

wdym

[copper turtle]

No convenient ui with an icon of a troll face :(

[icy grail]

ghosthug

[covert inlet]

[verbal ledge]

trollstore uses a coretrust bypass

[drowsy cypress]

I don’t need nitro, I need pussy

[fleet meteor]

horror

[verbal ledge]

you know what's more convinent

[odd wave]

[verbal ledge]

airdropping the ipa directly

and it installs

no button clicking

[jolly temple]

tysm bb

[mossy egret]

husk farming

[odd wave]

god i wish

[copper turtle]

oh

[winter girder]

i hug back

[copper turtle]

righ,t

[fleet meteor]

i started saying horror again right after i started talking to dziurwa again

this is so fucked up

[covert inlet]

I almost read that as "airdroping the bomb"

[fallow pawn]

its a feature that exists actually

[drowsy cypress]

You think I’m joking

[winter girder]

wait yall, i have a genius idea for a christmas event for vencord

[covert inlet]

[odd wave]

ur joking

[fallow pawn]

no

[elder geyser]

holy shit when did vencord off topic come back

[odd wave]

im going to install so many viruses

[fallow pawn]

It literally is a thing if the app is signed lol

[copper turtle]

that does exist but if it's not signed correctly it just Doesn't work

[verbal ledge]

*if the app is signed with a valid cert

[odd wave]

i want that one mobile vencord app

[fallow pawn]

yea

of course

[odd wave]

idk how to sign it

[copper turtle]

still using altstore

[verbal ledge]

codesign

[copper turtle]

🔥

[covert inlet]

week ago

[copper turtle]

I love my alt store.

[mossy egret]

i don’t care actually

[odd wave]

idk how to codesign

[elder geyser]

what if i have a free icloud dev account

does that count

[verbal ledge]

codesign -s identity /path/to/app

[odd wave]

ehat

[drowsy cypress]

You too man 🙂

[fallow pawn]

@verbal ledge feather on top soon

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[verbal ledge]

yea!!!

[verbal ledge]

nope

i don't think so

actually lemme check

[copper turtle]

alt store

[verbal ledge]

that would be epic

[copper turtle]

my beloved

[fallow pawn]

My cat keeps tryint to get in my room but im trying to rest 😭

[verbal ledge]

meow

[fallow pawn]

Ive played with them all day

[visual bolt]

hii

[copper turtle]

my damn jellyfin remote proxy isn't WORKING!!!

[golden marlin]

Is your cat trans

[fallow pawn]

fuck does that mean

its a cat

[fleet meteor]

true…

[copper turtle]

woke cat

[fleet meteor]

did you remove it’s balls

[odd wave]

cats dont have the mental capacity to be trans i dont think

[mossy egret]

real prayingcar

[fallow pawn]

what does that have to do with anything

[visual bolt]

[fleet meteor]

forced to be trans fr

[golden marlin]

You said "them"

[odd wave]

theres definitely gay cats tho

[fallow pawn]

theres MULTIPLE CATS

[visual bolt]

it's me i'm the gay cat

[fleet meteor]

there’s gotta be right?

[fallow pawn]

dear lord

[fleet meteor]

omg me too

[odd wave]

what does a femboy cat look like DO NOT SEND FURRIES OR BOYKISSER I WILL SHOOT YOU AND MYSELF

[copper turtle]

are you

[fleet meteor]

[golden marlin]

Oh should've cleared that one aspect out

[fleet meteor]

[odd wave]

DO NOT

[fallow pawn]

them can be used on some single person too, doesnt matter their gender

[fallow pawn]

i use it neutrally all the time

Doesnt mean theyre trans

[fleet meteor]

it’s okay my favorite gifs are broken on mobile

so fucked up

[drowsy cypress]

What does catgirl cat look like?

[fallow pawn]

look it up

[copper turtle]

shiggy

[jolly temple]

im abt it now what?

[odd wave]

what if instead of uisng pronouns on people we cuddled

[golden marlin]

Used it once that way and now my life's in shambles

[copper turtle]

What if instead of estrogen. It was , Magic Girl Pill

[drowsy cypress]

What are my pronouns if I don’t give a fuck?

[fleet meteor]

TRUE!!!

[odd wave]

Please

[fleet meteor]

that’s what it is…

[copper turtle]

and What if instead of Testosterone. It was Magic Boy Pill.

[copper turtle]

No new name

[odd wave]

i want to become the next transgirl from onimai

[fleet meteor]

horror

[odd wave]

i want to wake up one day and be a girl for No Fucking Reason

[copper turtle]

same

Whar?

[drowsy cypress]

There’s a body in there but no one knows about it

[fleet meteor]

wtf is this my brain isn’t processing this

is this like

high up in the sky

is this a giant puddle

[odd wave]

ai generated image

thats rhe inly explanasion

[fleet meteor]

please it has to be real…

[golden marlin]

The gender changing potion has long been a lost recipe

[winter girder]

how fire is my bank balance

[fleet meteor]

fire

[verbal ledge]

okay it appears it MUST be a developer id signed app

[odd wave]

can u by my sugar daddy or mommy

[drowsy cypress]

Do you have access to clean water?

[visual bolt]

send it to me i'll double it and send it back

[copper turtle]

Ok what the freak

finamp can't connect to my jellyfin reverse proxy.

I am outraged

[winter girder]

no, i only drink dr pepper

[copper turtle]

How else will I listen to

Linkin park

I think

[golden marlin]

Poopify

[fleet meteor]

have you guys seen the video of a guy player osu and his headphones just evaporate

[golden marlin]

I mean spotify

[odd wave]

no

no

[drowsy cypress]

It is cheaper than water but I don’t know how livable that is

[odd wave]

my leg fell asleep

[fleet meteor]

idk why but this is fucking hilarious

[drowsy cypress]

Whenever my leg goes to sleep I like to slap it around like it’s my wife

[odd wave]

dead

[fleet meteor]

i don’t get it

what the fuck happened

[odd wave]

got tired

[fleet meteor]

they just fucking broke

[copper turtle]

falled apart

:(

[fleet meteor]

couldn’t handle his big ass head

[drowsy cypress]

How the fuck would that happen

[verbal ledge]

[fleet meteor]

i’m crying rn holy shit

[drowsy cypress]

How could it just fall apart like that

[fleet meteor]

it’s so funny

[copper turtle]

ripped a fart

ripped apart*

[odd wave]

music was too loud

[drowsy cypress]

Ripped a shart

Ripped a cart

[verbal ledge]

come on f and p and on opposite sides of the keyboard

[odd wave]

solar flare hit it like that one sm64 clip

[fleet meteor]

headphones don’t do that…

[copper turtle]

ping pong

[fleet meteor]

that wasn’t a bit flip :3

[drowsy cypress]

Ripped a pop tart

Ripped apart a shopping cart

[odd wave]

nuh uh the molecules attaching the neadphones turned into air

[copper turtle]

:3

[drowsy cypress]

Ripped it into some parts

[jolly temple]

tysm

[covert inlet]

only windows bug I would accept (feature)

[copper turtle]

Hi kevin

[odd wave]

what wnat what hnngmmbhgg

[fleet meteor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vj8DzA9y8ls

[odd wave]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-money-winking-gex-enter-the-gecko-ps1-gif-24648318

[drowsy cypress]

Welded it together

[mossy egret]

based windows

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-post-this-cat-posting-this-cat-sochi-the-cat-gif-5152748123888645096

[fleet meteor]

but it’s windows…

[drowsy cypress]

Ripped that to feel if it’s apart

[fleet meteor]

my explorer.exe seems to have a like 50% chance of crashing when i right click on a file

it’s so fucking annoying

[odd wave]

guys guys who here is touch starved

[fleet meteor]

i hate windows

[fleet meteor]

mii

[odd wave]

i dont i love seeing outside

[golden marlin]

Touch starvation is not real

[fallow pawn]

this explorer window

[odd wave]

YOU’RE NOT REAL

[fleet meteor]

what about it

[drowsy cypress]

You probably bust a nut when a woman grazes your arm

[fallow pawn]

its awful

[fleet meteor]

meh

it’s okay

i wish i was her…

[odd wave]

same buti na comfortable sweater

[fleet meteor]

no way did you just fucking husk me

:c

[copper turtle]

same I think

[verbal ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M8d5Wr9au9I

[fleet meteor]

oh that reminds me

i need to do some 3d printing

[odd wave]

how

[fallow pawn]

yt shorts

[fleet meteor]

better than tiktok

[verbal ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8d5Wr9au9I

no more shorts

[fallow pawn]

thank you

[fleet meteor]

oh you mean that

skulley

[odd wave]

slukky

skully

[fleet meteor]

i use text replace for that

i’m forcing my friend to make tiktxk for youtube though

[drowsy cypress]

Same but taller, more tonnage in the muscle broader shoulders, a more profound jawline, bigger and more muscular arms, and a tank top,

[fallow pawn]

just open the drawer yourself

mfs need 4 second transitions

[verbal ledge]

sob

[shadow terrace]

everyone enable Oneko trust

[fallow pawn]

Ill do it this weekend probably

[copper turtle]

Ok I will

[fleet meteor]

i was so excited when i found this but then i realized i could not do GPU passthrough the way I wanted to :c

[shadow terrace]

very fun

[copper turtle]

What did you do to my computer. THere is a cat chasing my mouse. What ahve you done

[fallow pawn]

I havent had enough time or motivation to do anything website related

[fleet meteor]

REAL

[shadow terrace]

so butifull

[drowsy cypress]

What’s the vram on that thing?

[fleet meteor]

i need to update like one thing on my site

it’s been so long

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/mdonoughe/neko-mac @verbal ledge peak engineering

[fleet meteor]

2 GB

[drowsy cypress]

Damn

[fleet meteor]

doesn’t matter

[drowsy cypress]

Hey it can probably run half life 2 on it atleast

[fleet meteor]

it’s the perfect card for GPU passthrough

[copper turtle]

EVERYONE ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ do not enable oneko plugin ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ a CAT chases your CURSOR and it will not pay you rent. It sleeps and runs around chasing your cursor. ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ Why does it do that

[covert inlet]

yay/paru oneko

[drowsy cypress]

What is gpu pass though?

[covert inlet]

[fleet meteor]

true…

[fleet meteor]

google.com:

[verbal ledge]

meow

[drowsy cypress]

You could just tell me

[shadow terrace]

its beautiful

[verbal ledge]

oneko

[fleet meteor]

no i could not

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/oneko-the-concept-is-baffling-gif-27214198

[jolly temple]

me kurwa

[fleet meteor]

i’m not capable of explaining it

[drowsy cypress]

Bet you feel real smart telling me to Google it though

[copper turtle]

Yes that is it ⚠️

Why does it do that

?

[drowsy cypress]

Let’s see how complex of a topic this is

[copper turtle]

It's baffling

[fleet meteor]

no i feel dumb because i cannot explain what GPU passthrough is to someone stupid

[shadow terrace]

do u like cat?

[fleet meteor]

or really anyone because i can’t explain shit

[copper turtle]

I do not know how to get rid of oneko cat. So I think I will name it billy.

[shadow terrace]

yes. dont get rid of him'

[fleet meteor]

true…

[fallow pawn]

@verbal ledge

[copper turtle]

Cotton candy

[fleet meteor]

if anyone has more of these types of memes please send them to me

[covert inlet]

yummy

[fleet meteor]

mmfhg… i love cotton candy

[drowsy cypress]

So it’s basically for running VM with a full access to a graphics card, is that right?

[fleet meteor]

mhm

[verbal ledge]

cotton candy

[drowsy cypress]

I mean it wouldn’t be that hard to explain that

[shadow terrace]

how do you join a clan?

[fleet meteor]

yes it is

i cannot explain shit i’m autistic

[drowsy cypress]

Like in clash of clans?

[fleet meteor]

idk

[drowsy cypress]

To each their own

[fleet meteor]

what’s a clan

[rigid temple]

Hi ais and bots

[verbal ledge]

a guild

[fleet meteor]

shhh

stop ruining it >:c

[rigid temple]

Imma start doing that

;)

[verbal ledge]

https://google.com/search?q=how+to+join+a+clan

[fleet meteor]

the horror

[drowsy cypress]

Damn they embedded google searches

[fleet meteor]

i got downvoted to hell on reddit for saying “woah that’s me!” on discordapp

it was so funny

[golden marlin]

horror precedes shock

[rigid temple]

Lol

I haven't used Reddit in a while

I wonder what kind of shit hole is it rn

[fleet meteor]

i don’t use it someone just told me that i was on discordapp

[golden marlin]

Reddit is a scam

[rigid temple]

I didn't even know there was a discord sub

[drowsy cypress]

They’re both gay

[open pasture]

wait the chat opened back up?

[fleet meteor]

horror

[golden marlin]

He doesn't know yet

[rigid temple]

Idk

[drowsy cypress]

Phone almost fell in the toilet

[golden marlin]

That there's a sub about everything on reddit

[rigid temple]

I was too busy installing miui on a 2012 samsung

[drowsy cypress]

That’s always fun

[fleet meteor]

oh my god what the fuck i have too many messages here

[rigid temple]

You are active here ig?

[fleet meteor]

husk no.

[open pasture]

what do i do with a xp vm that has vencord now

[fleet meteor]

i was a year ago

[drowsy cypress]

You active on ig Brodie?

[rigid temple]

Idk put a virus

[drowsy cypress]

Hmu

Let’s chat

[open pasture]

which one

[rigid temple]

Idk, wannacry or sumn

I did that and had to make a new VM, but it was fun

Oh and I deleted the windows folder too once

[open pasture]

i ain't doin allat (just gonna go play rdr2)

[grizzled tusk]

hi yes what is this

[rigid temple]

Lol

[fleet meteor]

i’m back erik

[grizzled tusk]

hi back erik, im erik

wrong trolley

but whatever

[rigid temple]

😈

[jolly temple]

"you'll never get used our internet was magic boy

[fleet meteor]

killing you

this is why i never dm you anymore

:c

[drowsy cypress]

Hoe hoe hoe

[rigid temple]

I can help you cover up

[drowsy cypress]

Santa needs to give me a hoe

[grizzled tusk]

but you do dm me

[fleet meteor]

nuh uh

fake

liar

[grizzled tusk]

[rigid temple]

Santa is the hoe

[drowsy cypress]

Don’t you dare talk shit about Santa

[rigid temple]

Or else?

[drowsy cypress]

I don’t like where this is going

See I just realized what you meant by that

[fleet meteor]

this was the last time I dmed you 🙄

no arrow

[golden marlin]

never dm the devil

[rigid temple]

Lolol

[drowsy cypress]

And your response is confirming that feeling

[rigid temple]

Or else?

[golden marlin]

there's no else

just warning y'all

[rigid temple]

Then I will DM the devil

[golden marlin]

go ahead

[rigid temple]

(pure Bulgarian stubbornness here)

[golden marlin]

but then don't complain when he gets you

[rigid temple]

I mean fuck the devil tbh, I'm feeling more being in God's side

[rigid temple]

You seem chill tbh

[golden marlin]

that's right

[eager marsh]

mlem

[rigid temple]

Mlem

[icy grail]

meow

[elder geyser]

hello

[eager marsh]

hiiiiii

[rigid temple]

Y'all are cats

[eager marsh]

nuh uh

[rigid temple]

:3

[icy grail]

:3

[fleet meteor]

bwaaa

[eager marsh]

im a foxie

[rigid temple]

Atp imma pet yall

[fleet meteor]

go away

[rigid temple]

Foxes are cute and cool

[rigid temple]

I will dw

[eager marsh]

:3

[icy grail]

cats are better than foxes though

[fleet meteor]

i’m an mix of a fucking puppygirl and kittygirl

[eager marsh]

:c

[fleet meteor]

it’s insane

[rigid temple]

I had a cat but my neighbour positioned it because he was jealous lol

[covert inlet]

I like cats and foxes

[fleet meteor]

L

[covert inlet]

tho more cats

[fleet meteor]

they’re both about on par

[icy grail]

^^^

[eager marsh]

bweeeh

[icy grail]

(this is why you downloaded >2.7 gb of minker collections)

[rigid temple]

Tbh I'd never do that (it'll take hours and I'm too lazy lol)

[icy grail]

"hours"

it takes a few minutes

[covert inlet]

and set them as an wallpaper album

[icy grail]

downloading from my server

[icy grail]

oh yeah that

[rigid temple]

It took me a few days to download GTA 5

Only for it to not work

[torpid ivy]

is there a way to check who you are friends with in a server without checking every friend or member manually

[icy grail]

what is your internet?

[eager marsh]

how slow is ur internet tf

[rigid temple]

500kbps

[icy grail]

:o

how

can you live with those speeds

[eager marsh]

slower than mine 😭 nahhh

it took me 2 days to download gta 5

[visual bolt]

yes, server info has a list of friends somewhere

[jolly temple]

looked at replacing just me money on bunny / ts

[visual bolt]

also a list of blocked users

[rigid temple]

It's going through some soviet era underground copper wire

[visual bolt]

i'm on mobile rn so can't show you exactly where but it's definitely there

[fleet meteor]

horror what

[icy grail]

._.

[eager marsh]

haha my soviet era underground copper wire is better than yours !!!!!!

[fleet meteor]

it takes me like 30 mins to an hour

[torpid ivy]

server info?

[fleet meteor]

horror

[icy grail]

is it like """copper"""

[eager marsh]

i get 600 kbps

[icy grail]

because copper shouldn't be that slow

[eager marsh]

even 700 somtimes

[fleet meteor]

HORROR

[visual bolt]

the server info popup thing you can find somewhere from the menu when you click on the server's name

[copper turtle]

meow

[rigid temple]

The town mayor did not allow the isp to replace the wires because his brother has an isp and they do optic wire, but it's unstable af and it drops out all the time

[torpid ivy]

i found it

[fleet meteor]

that’s a plugin luna

[eager marsh]

beltelecom <3

[torpid ivy]

thank you so much

[rigid temple]

Viacom :3

[visual bolt]

oh i didn't know it's a plugin

[fleet meteor]

fair

would be good for discord to add but they would never

[eager marsh]

incredibl

[rigid temple]

It's going through 2 thin wires that got some cracks here and there from the 60+ years of use

[icy grail]

how can yall live at those speeds

[fleet meteor]

slow

[icy grail]

._.

[icy grail]

ik

[rigid temple]

At least I'm in school now, so I'm using 4g

[drowsy cypress]

I ate a pop tart I dropped on the ground and now my throats itchy

[icy grail]

I'm going through wifi

[eager marsh]

my mobile internet is faster than my home internet

[drowsy cypress]

Chat, am i going to die?

[fleet meteor]

i do too but get 400 mbps :p

[rigid temple]

Same
It was even when I used 3g

[icy grail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet meteor]

am not on my pc rn so can’t show but :p

[rigid temple]

I upgraded to 4g mobile data last year

[fleet meteor]

anyway i’m tired as shit i’m gonna try to sleep before i break down again

[visual bolt]

this used to be the case here when we were stuck on adsl but now we have gigabit fiber at home and my mobile connection is at best 50 mbps at "5g"

[rigid temple]

Imma steal your wire :3

[covert inlet]

mobile data my beloved

[eager marsh]

bwaaa

[rigid temple]

Cya

[icy grail]

imma do a test on mobile data too sec

[rigid temple]

Imma go eat a doner cus I'm hungry

[drowsy cypress]

I hate slow internet

Slow internet is stupid

[rigid temple]

I was born in lag

[drowsy cypress]

Go faster stupid internet

[rigid temple]

I got unlimited slow WiFi and 4000mb per month 4g data

[covert inlet]

that clock

fix it 😭

[eager marsh]

what

no

its pretty

[rigid temple]

Iconify?

[covert inlet]

ITS INCONSISTENT

[eager marsh]

custom rom

[visual bolt]

me when 5g vs 4g is basically the same

[drowsy cypress]

Bro where do you live

[eager marsh]

nope :3

[covert inlet]

the left side

like

[drowsy cypress]

That’s liveable WiFi speeds

Not fast

But liveable

[covert inlet]

unlucky

5g is fast here in latvia

[drowsy cypress]

Like how fast?

[rigid temple]

A rural Bulgarian town nearing the Greek border

[rigid temple]

I like it
What rom do you use

[eager marsh]

derpfest

[covert inlet]

lemme find an older test I did

cause rn I am not getting 5g signal

[drowsy cypress]

I don’t know much about Europe so I don’t know how remote that is

[covert inlet]

or my phone isnt switching to it