🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fickle cosmos]

Uh no thanks

[mental oxide]

make it tomorrow

[ripe willow]

then I have a basic client mod

made in C#

[mental oxide]

i need it

[ripe willow]

which can overlay the video

over your whole screen

[mental oxide]

no but like srsly i need it fr

[paper gate]

[ripe willow]

It may or may not be a terrible stream sniping idea

[fickle cosmos]

I touch grass

[mental oxide]

reminder that we have to make a better CSS

we gotta remake the UI from scratch

[mental oxide]

bc like

[ripe willow]

smek

[mental oxide]

current UI is bleah

[fickle cosmos]

Co op mentioned

[ripe willow]

nice python

[noble quest]

🐍

[limber raft]

can you give me a personality

(impossible)

[mental oxide]

do

[fickle cosmos]

You're a midget.

[open pasture]

I get my personality from the bitches I fuck

[fickle cosmos]

Fembo-

[open pasture]

I ain’t gay

But some guys can look cute I’m ngl

[fickle cosmos]

Steps of grieving:

1: denial

[open pasture]

Actually I fuck a lot of bitches

[fickle cosmos]

Femboys.

[dry folio]

you use discord

[fickle cosmos]

So do you

[dry folio]

yes

[open pasture]

See all these LGBTQ servers confuse me sexually

[fickle cosmos]

Wrong I use irc

[dry folio]

i dont lie about having sex tho

[open pasture]

snap back to reality

[fickle cosmos]

Huh 💀

Wrong emoji

[open pasture]

Like I constantly question myself “am I straight?”

[fickle cosmos]

Fuck

[open pasture]

yes

[dry folio]

every discord user that says they had sex are
lying
joking

[limber raft]

grass is bloat

[open pasture]

mmph~ i’m full >.<

[fickle cosmos]

I touched grass on a BMX bike 🗿

[fickle cosmos]

NO

[open pasture]

It can be if they’re hot

[limber raft]

if only...

[fickle cosmos]

NO

[mental oxide]

i wanna live alone guh

[limber raft]

[open pasture]

i want to die in a comical way

[fickle cosmos]

Imagine not having a boyfriend. Smh.

[paper gate]

get smashed by a 500 ton rock

[open pasture]

500 ton zeet

[paper gate]

never

[mental oxide]

i just wanna live in my single room house crying at 4 AM watching netflix

[dry folio]

slips on a banana peel and gets impaled by a cat stand

[open pasture]

I would want to live alone but I’m scared of the feeling of isolation when it would come to a time I’d need to interact and stuff

[mental oxide]

idc about isolation it'd make me feel better real

[lime talon]

my new calculator does QRs

[open pasture]

Also all these disorders that you could get being alone all the time

[dry folio]

isolation by nighthawk

[paper gate]

how

[onyx obsidian]

yo can i ask smth

[paper gate]

no

[onyx obsidian]

@paper gate yes

[paper gate]

okay

[lime talon]

idk

[open pasture]

This is like touhou music

[onyx obsidian]

is vencord web on the chrome web store same as the 1 u have to install

or is it a fake

[dry folio]

geometry dash

[open pasture]

I don’t play geometry dash that much but I can see it

[dry folio]

search up limbo gd

[celest anchor]

me during covid feeling no desire to leave the fucking house

[celest anchor]

trauma of keys being switched

[noble quest]

I LOVE CONTRAST

[dry folio]

ITS BLUE

[mental oxide]

i miss covid

[paper gate]

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/vencord-web/cbghhgpcnddeihccjmnadmkaejncjndb

[fallow pawn]

any geometry dashers in chat

[celest anchor]

IT IS LIGHT BLUE BOTTOM RIGHT

[onyx obsidian]

yh i am on that rn

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn is

[dry folio]

me!!!!!!!!!!!

[paper gate]

it's fine then

[celest anchor]

true i wish it was still a thing i would have a good time

[mental oxide]

SAME

[onyx obsidian]

do u use it

[keen junco]

do not install this is zt malware

[paper gate]

I use desktop version

[open pasture]

Seeing this makes me realize how much the 2.1 update changes geometry dash

[onyx obsidian]

wym

the 1 u gotta install

[paper gate]

nuh uh

I don't use chrome

[onyx obsidian]

ok

[green bridge]

i use discord Iight mode, ask me anything

[open pasture]

what do you like about it?

[errant chasm]

masochist?

[fickle cosmos]

Who wants to see my HDD

[mental oxide]

i await the next pandemic patiently, i feel like sooner or later we'll have something bigger than covid

[green bridge]

No.

[errant chasm]

oh

[open pasture]

ELON TUSK

[celest anchor]

lets make the virus

[open pasture]

FROM RICK AND MORTY

[paper gate]

Carrington level event

[fallow pawn]

elon husk

[green bridge]

i use it so i dont use discord as often, so i dont use discord aII day

[errant chasm]

i like him

although the heist ep was a bit weird

[open pasture]

Lmao that’s a good reason to use it

[celest anchor]

this really shows the reflection of geometry dash 2.2 on society as a whole

[jaunty stag]

@green bridge

[errant chasm]

ashley is a melon

[jaunty stag]

we should nuke elon musk

[green bridge]

what

[green bridge]

we must nuke mars

[jaunty stag]

humanity is doomed

20 years and we gone 🙏

[peak cipher]

who changed my name to "lame username (change it)"

[mental oxide]

if you think about it it's crazy how despite covid no one actually hit china economically that much if at all

[green bridge]

kinda, tiktok and twitter ""AKA"" X

[open pasture]

I’m still trying to figure out what this message means

[green bridge]

are Iiving proof of this

[harsh lantern]

same shit as 20 years prior

[jaunty stag]

gotta xeet about elon musk

they never gonna rename tweeting right.. right

[peak cipher]

"X Premium" sounds like an adult website to me

[green bridge]

it did but the benefits of the demand of face masks kinda overcame anything

[jaunty stag]

they pushing the X thing so hard

[harsh lantern]

ah yes xcom

[jaunty stag]

but x.com still redirects to twitter.com

[celest anchor]

step 1 eat a bat
step 2 fuck up the whole world for 2 years but not your own country

[green bridge]

y E S

[harsh minnow]

lmao some poor discord staff started a stage in the Discord Admins server and only like 2 minutes in someone already mentioned "bot" and she said shes trying to update her terminology from bots -> apps 😭

[harsh minnow]

tempted to just keep dropping messages with "bot" in them

[celest anchor]

XD

[harsh minnow]

[celest anchor]

how fast does bro type???

[jaunty stag]

the bot and apps thing is so confused

I thought a bot is the user

and the app the app yk

appcord

[harsh minnow]

holy shit imagine getting paid for chilling in a stage

wish that were me

[open pasture]

Time to use my favorite app on this app on appcord

[paper gate]

do not bully or else

[green bridge]

unpopuIar opinion, skibidi toiIet is actuaIIy good if you undertand the concept of actuaIIy having irrationaI fun, just Iike gmod in the good oI' days

[green bridge]

where

WHERE

[harsh minnow]

hop in https://discord.com/channels/942897714956472401/950482333314719784

[jaunty stag]

i hope that stays unpopular

[green bridge]

i cant

[celest anchor]

yes youre right, it is an unpopular opinion for a reason

[green bridge]

NUH HUH

[celest anchor]

🤝

[fallow pawn]

You don't have access to this link.
This link is to a server or channel you don't have access to.

[harsh minnow]

funny server https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/5309276245271-Discord-Admin-FAQ#h_01H28S36PEDZZREGK6ZMRGFMNY

[jaunty stag]

i somewhen left discord admins

[green bridge]

if you Iiked the mario movie this concept appIies perfectIy but critics hated the movie but peopIe Ioved it

[jaunty stag]

i regret

[harsh minnow]

THE CAT MOVED

[green bridge]

NO F#CKING WAY

oh no...

[fallow pawn]

I left that bc I found it not that uesful to me

[green bridge]

lndeed

c0rr3ct

[open pasture]

OiI

[celest anchor]

mario movie was good

[harsh minnow]

well duh lmao

[open pasture]

When I use the doohickey

[green bridge]

yes

[mental oxide]

ngl i feel like apps feels like a much nicer term

[celest anchor]

real

[mental oxide]

eepy

[errant chasm]

eep

[green bridge]

ejacuiation

[open pasture]

We had a pandemic?

[green bridge]

excuse that

[green bridge]

No

its aII a dream

wake up

wake up

[mental oxide]

wanna join the next pandemic waiting club

[green bridge]

yes, Iets just wait 96 years

[open pasture]

I’m pinching my skin and it dosent hurt

[mental oxide]

:(

[green bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

AAAAAAAAA

[mental oxide]

damn

[keen junco]

@paper gate wife. NOW

[green bridge]

i want to krill myself

[paper gate]

@open pasture hi

[mental oxide]

hi krystal

[paper gate]

mugminky

@wide leaf

[keen junco]

I need real wife

[open pasture]

My wife is a body pillow

[celest anchor]

yall are cooked

💀

[open pasture]

Her name is carol

[mental oxide]

hru

[open pasture]

Everyone say hi to carol

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-meme-pet-cats-gif-26451456

[keen junco]

You are cat

[open pasture]

Me taking kidneys from the homeless

Damn right they are

[green bridge]

you can dupe cats with this easy trick

just put an egg in a tomatoe and you wiII be amazed 😃

[keen junco]

Vee jumpscare

I will knock you out

[paper gate]

@open pasture haii

[open pasture]

Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

[mental oxide]

eepy

[paper gate]

[mental oxide]

eat chicken

[keen junco]

Double

[open pasture]

I have never been able to bench 315 for more than 1 rep

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-meow-wiggle-cat-meow-vute-gif-26293251

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133868026312261692/1203779261685825597/caption.gif

[compact creek]

up

[open pasture]

Starvin marvin

[mental oxide]

was it good

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193350517427028039/1234473145617092629/freeze.gif

[open pasture]

Marvin is starvin for more weights

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[paper gate]

mind control

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699734251280662598/1174375315229913108/PsychicAssault.gif

[open pasture]

Thug shaker mind control?

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[open pasture]

Thug shake for a 50

[green bridge]

no way

[green bridge]

vibin'

[mental oxide]

i like the user level application install onboarding

[open pasture]

Kanye Jesus is king really made me hate god

Kanye Jesus is king turned me into an atheist

[edgy warren]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/pull/2402 lol what even happened here and why people argue over 2 shit ass plugins

[open pasture]

I just know valorant from all the e-people changing their voice and saying stuff

[viral cape]

Basically the code is very cursed

[edgy warren]

yeah i noticed, but the existing plugin is even worse

[errant chasm]

@near hull eep

[open pasture]

This is why I use trusted American anti cheat like easy anti cheat

[errant chasm]

eac sucks

[paper gate]

valorant horror

[open pasture]

Kid see ghost is a very good album

[errant chasm]

okay

[mental oxide]

mobile even cuter

[open pasture]

Me personally I don’t give a shit

[harsh minnow]

scary

[errant chasm]

awa

[mental oxide]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SELFAPPING

[open pasture]

So what if I get outed as a homosexual for using an anticheat because they screenshot my search history

[paper gate]

vee is eepy

[open pasture]

As long as I can get sick clips in a free game I’m good

[sly spear]

Arrrr! Ye have successfully fashioned yerself as a pirate, matey!

[sly spear]

Arrr, this plug-in be a real thorn in the side, ye say.

[open pasture]

For being gay?

[celest anchor]

more like selfyapping

[harsh minnow]

peak stage

[open pasture]

That’s crazy lmao

Like marriage is illegal or like showing any interest in the same sex is?

[keen junco]

The silveran person is quite weird honestly

[paper gate]

h

[keen junco]

All past interactions I've had with them were them denying the obvious

[harsh minnow]

yeah 😭 dolfies asked the host what their keyboard is and bro thinks we care about his

[open pasture]

Welp, good thing I’m not in Singapore

After the things I’ve said I’d be exiled

[harsh minnow]

HAHAHAHAHAH

im laughing so hard i feel bad for the staff hosting this

[glossy swallow]

vee will add discord staff

[celest anchor]

shit is so funny

[keen junco]

I mean it's fine for him to say it as well, but yeah I guess kind of not the point of the question

[mental oxide]

ven say "selfapping"

please do it

[urban elk]

meow

remade my phone's kernel

~800 commits and patches

[ripe willow]

yay. this took way too long :(

[celest anchor]

[ripe willow]

dev VM is finally set up

and runs my code

[celest anchor]

what did i miss

[urban elk]

wtf

[ripe willow]

yes

that's what I was saying

[urban elk]

guhh

[mental oxide]

gn Adonis :3

[celest anchor]

bro not gonna sleep until 5am

[urban elk]

@dusty goblet mroww

patpatpat

[orchid coyote]

added some stuff to quoter

[urban elk]

cutie

bwehh

[orchid coyote]

dam cant send images

[winter needle]

are you still playing with fs filter drivers or whatever

[paper gate]

h

[celest anchor]

imgur link hack

[urban elk]

you too silly

[celest anchor]

secret chinese strategy

trust

[orchid coyote]

https://imgur.com/a/zxvZmUB

[urban elk]

patpat

[celest anchor]

xD

[open pasture]

Why does big Sean have to put in some of the corniest lyrics in his songs

[keen junco]

Jenku fumo

[open pasture]

Like they have to be audible too

[paper gate]

hi jenker

[sage dome]

I accidentally sewed her ears inside her head

[sage dome]

H

[keen junco]

You monster

[rain sparrow]

who tf are you

[open pasture]

Who are you

[rain sparrow]

i'm carter

[open pasture]

Well I’m Dan Campbell

[rain sparrow]

why are youin this server

[open pasture]

Because I felt like it

[open pasture]

Why are you in this server?

[rain sparrow]

meow

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

@paper gate get me wife now

[rain sparrow]

what the FUCK is this

@paper gate hi zeet

[open pasture]

Understandable, have a good day

[keen junco]

Miku garfield

[paper gate]

hi

[rain sparrow]

meow

[rain sparrow]

marfield!!

[ripe willow]

Yeah, I started 4 to 6 months ago, but took a break to focus on other things,
improve myself a bit

Now that I'm coming back to it, I wanna do it properly

"properly"

less jank

[small solstice]

More working code with standardization and cohesion

[mental oxide]

[ripe willow]

I wrote the main part of this here like

a week ago at least

but on my laptop

couldn't get a VM working on there

few days later, I tried my PC dev environment

and for some reason

my VM was fucked

on boot, edge would give an error saying it's file is corrupt
it had no internet, no matter what I did

anything that required VC runtimes just errored out

[paper gate]

ev will eep

[small solstice]

Holy shit that kek emoji is high res

[ripe willow]

and if I uninstalled and then tried to reinstall

[west ore]

edgeguard wen eta /j

[ripe willow]

those vc runtimes

they'd freeze during install

This VM is still throwing VC runtime problems, I had to statically compile this app

idk what the fuck is happening

[west ore]

windows moment

[ripe willow]

maybe my braincells died and I forgot hwo to set up Windows

[small solstice]

Which VM was this

[west ore]

isn't the entire point of windows not needing braincells to setup

[ripe willow]

my normal test environment for my Windows projects

[small solstice]

Quite the contrary post-11

[small solstice]

So you built it from scratch

[ripe willow]

We'll see

[ripe willow]

yup, backed up my files from the VM

[odd wave]

OH MY GOD

[ripe willow]

and deleted it

made a new one

dropped my shit to the desktop

it's fresh

[mental oxide]

the cutest Application for Discord

[small solstice]

OK this shit hard

Ig I see why there's such a weird bug ig, going solo like that

[odd wave]

what even is that

[mental oxide]

my app

[west ore]

LMAO ITS THE CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS ALBUM ART PFP

[mental oxide]

for Discord

[ripe willow]

@west ore I do want to get it to a useable state

[mental oxide]

[west ore]

:3

[ripe willow]

And I have 2 ideas for the app

[fickle cosmos]

Best song lyrics ever "See you later, see you later"

[ripe willow]

one of which I like

[west ore]

LMAO

[odd wave]

"I like cute girls~"

"Send you direct messages"

[ripe willow]

I could sell the project and it's rights to a company

and get my bag

[small solstice]

Breakucoreo

[ripe willow]

orrrr

[fickle cosmos]

try not to get ddosed challenge impossible

[odd wave]

rawr

[ripe willow]

I could run a community powered AV

[mental oxide]

okay but if it's cute it's cute ain't it

[ripe willow]

where you can select the database of YARA rules

you wanna use

[fickle cosmos]

I also like cute girls

[west ore]

honestly i run qubes to avoid relying on unreliable av

[ripe willow]

kind of like Cydia is a package manager and you can select repos

[mental oxide]

that's because it works on DMs too

[odd wave]

i am fast approaching

[west ore]

yes :3

[small solstice]

Change your Domain to route to their C2 and maybe see if it attacks itself

[mental oxide]

if i added commands to my app they'd work in DMs too

[fickle cosmos]

I can't monitor attacks as it's not HTTP attacks

[small solstice]

Fuck, what is it

[ripe willow]

based.

[fickle cosmos]

Also my router says ALL ports are open

[ripe willow]

@small solsticeit is not done yet but you might enjoy my coworker and I's side project

https://stalker.to/

[west ore]

i actually wonder if this is legal or not i might do it if i ever get ddosed

i mean i prob won't

nothing to ddos

[fickle cosmos]

add my IP pls

[ripe willow]

?

[fickle cosmos]

Could be classed as ddos mitigation...?

[ripe willow]

We add attacks through logging their attack commands

in the honeypots

[harsh minnow]

dolfies and splat putting me on the spot 😭

[fickle cosmos]

o

[ripe willow]

and then output that to an API

[west ore]

the explode part of "explode the c2"

[fickle cosmos]

Vee gnome user confirmed

[west ore]

i legit thought that was kde

[ripe willow]

could be in the grey area of bgp hijacking for ddos protection

[limber raft]

gnome is cute

[small solstice]

U can hijack botnets like that if they sux ballz

[west ore]

lmao

[limber raft]

i never changed my xfce's wallpaper

i love the little mouse

[ripe willow]

I have found at least 3 mirai C2 panels using creds of 'admin:admin'

https://www.akamai.com/blog/security-research/netkiller-condi-botnet-exploits-camera

We were inside this one for like 2 weeks

:)

[small solstice]

Holy shit

[ripe willow]

my coworker was crying

when I portscanned the IP

[fickle cosmos]

akami jumpscare

[ripe willow]

pulled the admin port

connected

and admin:admin worked

[limber raft]

i should change my router's credentials

[west ore]

rce in mirai panel -> permabrick the host by destroying firmware? /hj

[limber raft]

thanks for reminding me that the password is password

[ripe willow]

mirai has an RCE

by default

if they don't patch the API or remove it

there's an RCE in it

that was the next thing I checked

[west ore]

bruh lmao

[ripe willow]

I wanted to take the box

[near wharf]

why is this so real

[ripe willow]

this is based

that's my status from now on.

[fickle cosmos]

I cannot confirm nor deny this statement

[small solstice]

AS this progresses I am DEFINITELY keeping it nearby

[small solstice]

Like rn? It's unpatched?

Oh, nah I didn't read

[ripe willow]

It's been there for years
Paras Jha was smart, but everyone makes mistakes

Golang implementation was kinda poopoo

I also know of another issue

[small solstice]

Ohhhh

Which one is this?

[small solstice]

Can confirm

[ripe willow]

so by default mysql has a cap of like

3 concurrent connections

and because Paras added a database system for user accounts

instead of the logins.txt that bashlite used

you can cap the max conns

[limber raft]

hi saturn

[ripe willow]

if the C2 admin hasn't upped it

which they usually don't

4 threads in C# is all I need

[limber raft]

you should eep

i should also eep

[ripe willow]

to make a C2 stop letting the admin log in

[near wharf]

fuck being called "good girl" i wanna be called "bad girl"

[small solstice]

So DDOS and then maybe that opens the door for RCEs?

[ripe willow]

nah

not an RCE

[glossy swallow]

accurate

[ripe willow]

more just a DoS

again. because of shitty implementation

[small solstice]

Ah okay. Nothing timing based?

[ripe willow]

the easy fix is like

[small solstice]

Right right

[limber raft]

you, too

[ripe willow]

close the database connection until you need it

don't keep it open

[limber raft]

[ripe willow]

[small solstice]

the hard fix: pound on sec engineer door at 4am

[limber raft]

[ripe willow]

well, this is an issue in the malware itself

and it's C2

If you look at other people now and the mirai variants out there, they've moved away from the database connection

and reverted back to a 'logins.txt' file

double edged sword

cus now I can brute force easier

I can send way more threads and not worry about capping your max DB conns

I will let my coworker know that you said this and see if I can get them to connect the honeypot to the website's API soon

[rain sparrow]

hi

[ripe willow]

to get the data live on there

instead of just the telegram

[rain sparrow]

bye

[small solstice]

OHHHHHHHHH okay so it's like you DDOS and then maybe prevent them from changing anything in the database while your real mission is in progress

[compact creek]

bello

[rain sparrow]

boodgye

[compact creek]

olé

[ripe willow]

again, more of a DoS

[small solstice]

fuck fuck fuck

[ripe willow]

than a DDoS, I'm relying on shitty implementation

to make their code poop itself

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

Marvin is on some shit

Good shit

[keen junco]

Not a femboy

[small solstice]

b-but either the way the database is... inaccessible, correct?

[compact creek]

totally not me whod rely on ddos code i wrote in Bitburner

[ripe willow]

yea

[compact creek]

se moi

[ripe willow]

unfortunately, ddos is illegal for me regardless if I'm hitting off a C2

[compact creek]

wait ddos is illegal?

really?

[ripe willow]

my ISP wouldn't like me sending that much traffic

none of the server providers I buy would like that malicious traffic originating from their DCs

[compact creek]

didnt know

[compact creek]

PPFFFFFFF

"my ISP wouldnt like me doing that"

[ripe willow]

Funnily enough, from my adventures honeypotting I have found sooo many providers

that are not only BP

[compact creek]

lana is ur website gonna grab my ip when i access it

[ripe willow]

but I check their IP ranges on caida

and they spoof like

/8s and /16 blocks

[small solstice]

who nose 🤡

[ripe willow]

😭

[ripe willow]

technically yes. apache will do that, and so does nginx

so like

90% of websites by default

at least

[compact creek]

well prob

but idc if cornhub has my ip

they dont know me as a person

u do

u can hate me

they probably dont

u can f**k me up w my ip if u wanted to

they wouldnt want to

[fickle cosmos]

5

[compact creek]

827

[small solstice]

correct me if im wrong but i feel like i should only be concerned if im not behind a VPN with good dns resolution or something when it comes to that

[compact creek]

TOR>>>

[ripe willow]

TOR is not the end all be all

timing attacks exist

[small solstice]

XDDDDD

[ripe willow]

don't trust your exit node

[fickle cosmos]

self hosts a exit node

[feral flower]

not a great idea

[ripe willow]

exactly

[fickle cosmos]

Ik

[small solstice]

it atomizes under the sheer weight of murphy's law

[ripe willow]

fun idea

if I have an exit node

[compact creek]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-meme-gif-25947987

[ripe willow]

I can track all that data

:3

[open pasture]

Tors too complicated, Firefox with ublock origin is enough for me

[fickle cosmos]

Exit node ISPs be like: wtf are people searching...

[small solstice]

the next big drug marketplace

[compact creek]

u are even more scary than me wanting to permastore deleted messages

[ripe willow]

well I don't mean lik eI know how

I mean like

if I was a bad actor

I've never tried that

[small solstice]

basically tor is the wild west if it was a jungle

[compact creek]

does ur website not work with tor or is mine just slow af rn

[compact creek]

why can i perfectly picture that in my mind

[small solstice]

IYKYK

[open pasture]

I feel like those monkeys discovering the monolith joining this server

[ripe willow]

would be a cloudflare problem if anything

[feral flower]

glowflare

[ripe willow]

crimeflare

[fickle cosmos]

Cloudflare cased me a fucking SSL_CYPHER whatever bug lol

[small solstice]

every time i see a cloudflare ip in my network monitor i twitch ever so slightly

[fickle cosmos]

hideyoipflare

[ripe willow]

Cloudflare; hiding cyber criminals since before it was created

[compact creek]

woah there buddy calm down

[fickle cosmos]

🫵

[keen junco]

@feral flower you glow like crazy

[feral flower]

Cease your investigation.

[compact creek]

i think i have no image perms

[fickle cosmos]

L bozo

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-vsauce-or-is-it-gif-25517943

[keen junco]

Too late. Zeet is coming for you

[fickle cosmos]

Zeet is my left toe

[small solstice]

me down the glasses

[compact creek]

ouch

[feral flower]

oy veeeeyyyyyyyy

[harsh minnow]

reviewdb literally unusable

[compact creek]

but idk y i would use reviewdb anyways ngl

[fickle cosmos]

You are literally unusable

[fallow pawn]

[small solstice]

👀 that was smooth

[fickle cosmos]

Veeeeee someone said your useable!!!

[compact creek]

:3

[fickle cosmos]

Mods crush their skull

[boreal torrent]

“gender atheist” 😭

[verbal ledge]

samie

[fickle cosmos]

I just 🪚 that

[fallow pawn]

what is a gender atheist

[compact creek]

if we werent in the vencord server i wouldve said prove it...

[fallow pawn]

u dont believe in gender

[boreal torrent]

ask that guy

[compact creek]

agender

[boreal torrent]

not me

[harsh minnow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

[compact creek]

i would like that ngl

[boreal torrent]

WHY ATHEIST

[fallow pawn]

lmaooo

[void ivy]

veeeeeeeee

[harsh minnow]

[void ivy]

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[fickle cosmos]

Vee can you leave a bad review on my acc pls

[harsh minnow]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[compact creek]

obv cuz im severely depresso

[void ivy]

can we pretty please have the cute logo as the actual wordmark for vencord :3

[feral flower]

why would the NSA do that?

[compact creek]

not cuz im hornay

[fickle cosmos]

Excuse me?

[boreal torrent]

do not review my account

[void ivy]

im lew

[harsh minnow]

ummm

font issue

buy a license for the font

[void ivy]

one moment

[fickle cosmos]

U ISSUE

[small solstice]

buy

[fallow pawn]

what font is free

[fickle cosmos]

Vee I'm suing you for being a person

[boreal torrent]

dawg husks everything he slightly dislikes

[fallow pawn]

I will use free font instead

[fickle cosmos]

Like you

[compact creek]

lemme just enable the plugin rq:3

[boreal torrent]

nuh uh

[fickle cosmos]

🫵🪚💀🙅🗣️🔥

[boreal torrent]

what

[fickle cosmos]

🫵😤

[small solstice]

FORGE your license for the font.

[verbal ledge]

feat(plugin/autoBlockHuskers): automatically block whitenames that husk you

[fallow pawn]

fuck it vencord custom font

[fallow pawn]

husk blocker

[fickle cosmos]

Vencord islam plugin

[fickle cosmos]

Converts haram into halal

[sly spear]

Auto husk whitenames

[celest anchor]

me on my way to comment "first"

[fickle cosmos]

And when hover it says so not halal mode

[void ivy]

if i resolve the font issue

can i actually

[paper gate]

[fickle cosmos]

No.

[void ivy]

shush

i was asking VEE

[fickle cosmos]

No.

[void ivy]

you are KAI

[fickle cosmos]

I am vee

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193350517427028039/1234473145617092629/freeze.gif

[crystal atlas]

no i am

[compact creek]

what if i do

[ripe willow]

Cloudflare was actually small enough to be flying under the radar of the NSA when the whole

[crystal atlas]

@paper gate

[ripe willow]

PRISM thing

happened

[fickle cosmos]

I am vee

[paper gate]

hi lana

[ripe willow]

so when we saw the shit released

it was like

yahoo, facebook

microsoft

[crystal atlas]

hi zeet

[ripe willow]

google

[fickle cosmos]

Facebook: 👴

[ripe willow]

on the payroll of the NSA

but now

💀

[boreal torrent]

nuh uh

[ripe willow]

Cloudflare is 100% a MiTM

[keen junco]

@paper gate I really need wife. Please find

[crystal atlas]

hi

[compact creek]

but like what if i do tho

[fickle cosmos]

Can I b-

[paper gate]

mugman is waiting for you

[boreal torrent]

I can’t enforce anything

:D

[fickle cosmos]

Manmug

[keen junco]

You're scary

[fickle cosmos]

:(

[crystal atlas]

me :3

ignore the name

[keen junco]

You are him, not her

[fickle cosmos]

New nickname

[crystal atlas]

um

[fickle cosmos]

Did it not save

[keen junco]

No

[feral flower]

dunno why everyone uses it, you're not gonna get ddosed

[keen junco]

Because I don't want

[crystal atlas]

hi

[ripe willow]

[fickle cosmos]

Me sad 😔

[ripe willow]

I disagree

[fallow pawn]

me when I get ddosed but cloudflare so good no one notices that its been happening

[sly spear]

The noblockedmessages plugin makes me think i'm schizophrenic somtimes 💀

[fickle cosmos]

I didn't use it and got ddosed 💀

[void ivy]

i can objectively disprove this

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nose-scrunch-foxmel-gif-23883041

[void ivy]

and also i use cloudflare for more than just their proxying

[ripe willow]

I only use it cus I understand what the fuck is happening

so I know

[open pasture]

https://www.amazon.com/Behringer-Audiophile-Interface-Preamplifier-Microphone/dp/B0913MKPJ3?th=1 https://north-america.beyerdynamic.com/dt-990-pro.html I'm doing some serious pondering rn

[void ivy]

i use their tunnels stuff intensively

[ripe willow]

if I wanna send data

[paper gate]

samed

[ripe willow]

I encrypt it myself

not don't rely on cloudflare ssl

[verbal ledge]

I use cloudflare because i see lots of websites using it

[boreal torrent]

what’s a good not fucked up alternative to Cloudflare @ripe willow

[crystal atlas]

@paper gate we kiss when

[sly spear]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Groan-Noisemaker-Practical-Parties-Random/dp/B00KH65WXC/ref=sr_1_14

[fickle cosmos]

suckmysaw SSL when

[feral flower]

DIY

[crystal atlas]

never

[compact creek]

ngrok

[boreal torrent]

Not even related

[compact creek]

i reviewed u btw

[ripe willow]

does sucuri still exist?

I also know like

[void ivy]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/05/chrome_2024-05-03_00-26-04.png

[paper gate]

hate hate hate

[void ivy]

i have a slight feeling

[ripe willow]

Akamai does provide

ddos protection

[void ivy]

machine translation fell apart here

[ripe willow]

so does the DYN

[compact creek]

ik

[crystal atlas]

where is pub

puh

[fickle cosmos]

@void ivy do u have a IED

[ripe willow]

Akamai will actually do like

[void ivy]

a what

[ripe willow]

they grey area shit

[crystal atlas]

@near ravine hiii

[ripe willow]

Akamai will BGP hijack (with your consent)

to say that they own your IPs

[boreal torrent]

Should I stick to OVH DDoS protection?

[ripe willow]

scrub the traffic

and then send it to you

[open pasture]

https://i.potato.best/bJVtSX5vHDQ6

[ripe willow]

cool idea

[void ivy]

wait

[feral flower]

should be fine

[void ivy]

what

[fickle cosmos]

I used OVH and they punched me in my jaw and stole my liver

[ripe willow]

but is a grey area

[void ivy]

the font isnt that expensive...

it's 250/yr

[feral flower]

kemono
onlyfans

[boreal torrent]

if

ic

[open pasture]

speeches of

[boreal torrent]

A year

Wtf

[sly spear]

FUCKING ONLYFANS

[ripe willow]

more or less fine,

but for

https://stalker.to/

while we do use OVH
with a decent port speed too :3

we also have cloudflare, and some firewall rules set up to ONLY allow traffic from cloudflare's IPs

[west ore]

meow cutely at your ddoser they will stop immediately /j

[open pasture]

I can explain

[west ore]

KEMONO LMAO

[ripe willow]

this way there is no way the backend IP should be leaked

[boreal torrent]

Never

[fickle cosmos]

Im subbed

[ripe willow]

we won't be on censys

or shodan

[crystal atlas]

i edge to this

[void ivy]

oh i think i have to sign a contract with fontworks

to explain what im using it for

[sly spear]

Fontract

[fallow pawn]

cute logo artwork

[fickle cosmos]

no I DO

[ripe willow]

And that is because redundancy is key
Cloudflare will eat a layer7 attack

and that's pog

[feral flower]

or just embrace it

[ripe willow]

LOL

bro

[west ore]

purr @ them /j

[crystal atlas]

u r not the sigma alpha male ❌❌❌

[ripe willow]

google the "infectedslurs" botnet

we're tracking it

[boreal torrent]

nuh uh

[fickle cosmos]

I'm not a male 👍

[ripe willow]

wouldn't be the first time a C2 has hit my servers

[crystal atlas]

exactly

[ripe willow]

for being their opposition

[crystal atlas]

only true skibidi's can edge

[boreal torrent]

gyro gaming so fun

[verbal ledge]

I used kemono to get free tweaks

For iOS

[sly spear]

Sure

[void ivy]

oh

you cant license yuruka

anymore

[verbal ledge]

I’m serious

[void ivy]

they stopped selling it

its not part of the fontworks subscription

[paper gate]

meow

[void ivy]

you have to buy it from mojimo now

[crystal atlas]

FUCK I JUST REALIZED

[void ivy]

but that doesnt let you use it as a webfont

there is no way of licensing it :(

[crystal atlas]

zuko skin go byebye tmrw :(

[fallow pawn]

oh ur not joking

[fickle cosmos]

Ykw. Respectfully, I will send a Kh-47M2 Kinzhal missle to your house.

[compact creek]

y do u have ur own file host xD

[feral flower]

i dont get this

[open pasture]

I needed to grab some shit from sewerslvts paetron

[void ivy]

@harsh minnow i mean tbf

https://react.dev/?uwu=true

[fickle cosmos]

I do too 😤

[compact creek]

i will givw u a smoochie if u do

[fallow pawn]

if we need to use another font I can change it easily

[fickle cosmos]

NTTS does that for me

[void ivy]

https://bsky.app/?kawaii=true

[crystal atlas]

someone give me ur bank info i need 2 buy zuko skin in forknife battle royale

[void ivy]

a decent amount of big sites actually

dont care

[compact creek]

...
what
like
what
looks at the /?uwu=true intensely

[void ivy]

https://elysiajs.com/

[void ivy]

i mean yeah click it

[fallow pawn]

all these sites about to get burnt once mojimo finds out

[feral flower]

no need to dfo firewall if you dont screw up in the first place right?

[open pasture]

https://discord.com/?uwu=true chattttt

[void ivy]

fontworks

i assume you mean

[fallow pawn]

fontworks

[void ivy]

mojimo doesnt own the font

and fontworks doesnt sell it anymore

[ripe willow]

wym?

[fallow pawn]

its a cute font smh

[void ivy]

the only actual way of obtaining it seems to be via piracy lol

[compact creek]

is it just me or is it the same

[void ivy]

(which you can do via archive.org, its how i got my copy)

[ripe willow]

it's highly recommended to set the webserver up like that

[open pasture]

[small solstice]

the only real waekness is a single point of failure but i dont think thisll happen :3 gj

[void ivy]

oh wait

[ripe willow]

because places like censys and shodan

[void ivy]

WAIT LOL

[ripe willow]

scan the internet

[fallow pawn]

I love archived media

[ripe willow]

every IP

[void ivy]

REACT JUST MADE IT THEIR LOGOMARK

I DIDNT REALISE THAT

[ripe willow]

and then I can just search

by text on your webpage

[compact creek]

lol

[fallow pawn]

lmaoo

[void ivy]

ooooh

[ripe willow]

to pull your backend IP

[void ivy]

no they didnt

they have a flag

[fallow pawn]

thats amazing

[void ivy]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/05/chrome_2024-05-03_00-33-49.png

[fallow pawn]

:c

[feral flower]

just put something for your bare ip

[void ivy]

there it is

you click that

and it sets a localstorage flag

[void ivy]

thats actually really funny i like that

[ripe willow]

or, firewall properly

[fallow pawn]

no uwu plz

[fickle cosmos]

👍

[paper gate]

h

[feral flower]

would rather have my server be useable outside cf so no

[fickle cosmos]

@keen junco am I still scary

[ripe willow]

I'm always gonna go the security route

[compact creek]

www.ctrlF(for item in websites){searchFor(input)};

[ripe willow]

then go with one of their competitors

they aren't the only one

[void ivy]

i think

we will be fine

[small solstice]

and shouldnt be

[feral flower]

no need

[void ivy]

tbh

[ripe willow]

for you

but with a website like stalker.to

[small solstice]

it just amkes fucking sense dude yeah LMAO

[ripe willow]

which again, I've already had issues with botnets slapping my shit off

I'm the opps

[compact creek]

guys whats the best way to port forward without router access? (i have been disallowed router access cuz my roomies dont believe in my tech abilities)

[small solstice]

its a fucking website built to track malicious botnets, it kind of needs that big daddy energy CF or an equiv provides

anything else youre building, if it isnt that, do whatever

[ripe willow]

I already have a plan if CF fails me

[feral flower]

ddos guard

[ripe willow]

I'm gonna call up big daddy akamai

and beg them

for a fucking BGP hijack

[small solstice]

makes Cents to me Not even dollars

[feral flower]

or just have front end servers or whatever

[compact creek]

this mentally hurt me

[ripe willow]

yeah I'm gonna dump excess money in to a project that provides no revenue

there's already the expense of the honeypot servers

[compact creek]

dump money on me then

same thing

[ripe willow]

and don't be like

"honeypots are cheap"

cus you ideally want a clean provider

and not a digital ocean

[compact creek]

what do u pay for honeypots xD

[feral flower]

your data

[compact creek]

valid

[small solstice]

Front ends are pretty complex to set up and if the project just started you either need money or just be really smart

[harsh minnow]

they might have a license

[ripe willow]

I don't log user data :3

[void ivy]

they dont

[small solstice]

Maybe get a team going then do the front end

[void ivy]

they most certainly dont

[fickle cosmos]

dont lie.... (jk)

[harsh minnow]

how do u know

do u really think facebook would infringe copyright like that

[ripe willow]

there is no user data to log

[void ivy]

because the pr was merged immediately by a core maintainer on the same day the logo was added from what i can tell

[ripe willow]

ok, you visited my website, now what?

you can't log in

[void ivy]

and fontworks doesnt sell licenses to yuruka anymore from my understanding

[fickle cosmos]

wrong

[ripe willow]

you can't register

[void ivy]

unless i am completely misunderstanding how their website works

[void ivy]

for web use*

[fickle cosmos]

Do i learn how to use react

[ripe willow]

yeah ok lemme log your webgl shit

lol

[small solstice]

For a project like stalker.to I don't think a front end (over CF, even with it being a SPOF) is a good idea unless you know EXACTLY what 2 do

[void ivy]

although its a logo

so maybe its a different license

[ripe willow]

I should just do what PATH does

[compact creek]

ok but like... im on the device "configuration" right now... how is it offline??.?

[void ivy]

i think we'll be fine if react can have it

[fickle cosmos]

nah log my entire search history instead

[void ivy]

and hono

and elysia

[ripe willow]

buy a fuck ton of bandwidth from upsstream providers

[void ivy]

and

actually i think github japan uses it now lol

[compact creek]

image? pls? https://ibb.co/9sYYXHh

[desert goblet]

@soft wadi

[fickle cosmos]

1MB of bandwidth should be enough

[compact creek]

ok then dontr lemme switch image host

[ripe willow]

they buy TBs

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah I know

[small solstice]

CRACKSMOKERS UNITED approved post

[ripe willow]

and then they use the outbound traffic for sketchy shit

and the inbound traffic is excess

[fickle cosmos]

😭

[keen pike]

hi chat :D

[compact creek]

thats why link

[ripe willow]

which they turned in to the ddos protection platform

[void ivy]

actually can i buy it through monotype

[compact creek]

cuz embeds work i think

[void ivy]

if i can then that makes my life easier

[harsh minnow]

how much does it cost

[small solstice]

thats so roundabout but kinda interesting

[paper gate]

@quaint stirrup hiii

[void ivy]

well one of the licenses was 250 a year

[ripe willow]

PATH's owner

Marshal Webb

[void ivy]

its more expensive than an apple dev subscription

[ripe willow]

is Chippy1337