#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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I’ve invested 60% of my savings into nfts
did sho make them already?
whar
shoritsu llc stockholder
best stocks
Meow
I guess I am rly outdate by not talking for one day
@median owl meow
meow
You can only lose 100% of your money but you can gain sky’s the limit when you invest
@dusty goblet how was the driving
skill issue
You can't lose money you didn't invest
jokes on you, when I did mine the thing called "Baustelle" appeared and I couldn't go above 120 because there are so many
watch as your bank steals all your money
I think that’s debt and interest
He said I shouldn't go over 150 because the Fahrschule sign could fly off otherwise 😭
Also I probably have driving exam soon then 
If you put in 10 dollars for like McDonalds, you can only lose that 10 dollars. You cant lose 11
lmaoo
xd
Whenever I have the exam determines when I will have my last driving lessons
WHO THE FUCK PINGED ME
I had a lesson the day before the exam
And I passed 1st try 
@cerulean lance hi mantika
My dad literally asked that question
@cerulean lance hi mantika
I'm hetzner
hi hetzner
I mean parents can forget
I still need to do night drives
Okay mantika
Hetzner, pls give us a free AMD EPYC
So real
that would be very epic
oooh those are funny, it suddenly goes dark really fast (I had mine in winter)
Woah
winter, night drive, 🤤
I have mine in 1-2 weeks
Epyc*
I ate my exam papers in school and the teacher hit me with a frying pan
ok give me your social security number I will
Did a magical rainbow also appear in the bathroom
my ssn is 712639419785412668
I ate my teacher in a frying pan and the exam papers hit me with a school
we don't have ssns but I'll dm you my id if you want
A SSN can only be 8 numbers I think
It's 9
It can only be 9 digits long
holy shit u got scammed xdxdxd

mine is somewhere between -infinite and +infinite
What's infinity + 1
:(
7 1 2 6 3 9 4 1 9785412668
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ----9-----
i see 9 numbers
😭
-infinite is crazy
I was crazy once
I look so dead in my id
STP
no not this again
SFA
SFTP
file transfer protcol
slimy fucking toilet paper
my card has a pin code lol but no lock screen
"667"
echo has nver heard of secure file transfer protocol
my healthcare id has 727 in it
Can we please make unsecure file transfer protocol
I send my files over youtube comments

WYSI

WYSI
Can I have your Healthcare ID
NO
i won't prove it but it's true
i believe in you
my id doesn't have that
Vee, how's your unicorn today
hi!
it does have my face on it though
when you fucking see it
my phone number ends with 69 >:(
WHAT
My id number has 69 twice
Iirc
so basically, there are basically ZERO places where I can do that near me
hey gang
hi elvyra
Hi
I hate the people on my bus
why
I was born in an encryption system
do you guys also not like the atf?
Fair
can you show us your gun collection
Because they're weird af. This one kid I walked by while he was in the library, start doing the motion of spanking the monkey. I've never ran faster in my life
That was only one kid
what
the motion of what
if photos are allowed then yes
I have like 50 other stories
:3
I would love to do those but randomly driving around and searching for a space to do that feels weird
show us your dog with heavy armor on it
burping the worm
It's crazy that my driving exam is in 1-2 weeks now
Yk, the male climax motion
@sand citrus
have you ever handed a gun to a child? a dog perhaps?
driving is silly just roller blade everywhere
Lil Uzi lowkey fell off
decoy dog made out of tannerite for the atf so if they ever raid they take themselves out
have you? im not noting this down?
@fervent anchor ???
@next warren
Vee, what are the specs of your dedi or vps
is that 02
no
😭😭
it is
not at all
I like my banner more tbh
24gb ram 4 cores 200gb ssd storage
it's the oracle cloud free tier
where even is that from
no clue
huh

HUH?
imagine oracle deleting your vps for no reason 
tamako market
local secret
@harsh minnow you think this is good for $10?

(i found them randomly)
debian
:))))
debian 11?
limited traffic is questionable
and ask yourself do you actually need this much ram?
isn't debian 12 out
No, it was 10 dollars tho. Very cheap
what's wrong xd
I personally need 24gb of ram
Oml I thought that was something else
seductive desirable alluring Graviture sensual sultry silky
gm everyone
is that saucenao
gm
you need more than 24gb of ram
gm !!!
Well, I'm going to be running a mail server and petro panel with random stuff
gmm
minecraft server
looks like yandex
hru guys doing today
look at the desc of the first and last results
NEVO!
hi bims!!!
im good hbu
i mean last one is fair

there really aren't many
gtk and I'm feeling good
idk my brains kinda dying I'm fucking up my sleep sched

happy to hear that I'm also doing good

hi going to be running a mail server and petro panel with random stuff
im malwina
@harsh minnow hai
alright i should go to bed
You dont understand because you are not black
(btw I love black people I didnt mean this as racis)
gtk 4.0?
farewell
hi very glad to hear that
im malwina
!!!
not a bro
I'm more of a gtk 5.0 user
@median owl wait, I don't think the IPv6's are shared
imagine using gtk 5 instead of qt 7
hi more of a gtk 5.0 user
im malwina
gn atf hater official
I'm a gtk 1650 usee
imagine using gtk or qt
r u gonna stop doing this ever
IPv6 chad user 
hi a gtk 1650 usee
im malwina
nvm i lied
that's true gtk is for silly people, I use winforms
I hate you
im stayting up for a few more mins :3
sleep is 4 the weak
blud will do
11 am still up
skibidi toilet will be mine yeah
real
everyone is a bro
ohio town yeah
ew
what did she do
@harsh minnow bro i got muted yesterday for an hour jsut for saying skibidi
erm I'm a girl 
i'd like to go to court
Blud (Russian, Ukrainian: Блуд), one of the Slavic fairies in Slavic mythology, is an evil-deity that causes disorientation and leads a person aimlessly around and round. The term also refers to illicit fornication, the desire for which Slavic clerics claimed to come from the Devil.
Also Blud (Блуд) in Russian language means: debauchery, adulter...
someone do it again
doesn't make u any less of a bro
"blud" is old slang lmao
deserved

then you're a female bro
so how long do i have to wait before government falls so i can call a dib no military equipment
Nah blud is an ancient Slavic fairy 💀
fembro
hi a girl
im malwina
im pretty sure "blud" been's around for 20+ years or above
it's slang for "bro" or "pal" or wtv
Malwina I fucking hate this
hi saturn
im malwina
Blud of Bludov (Czech: Blud z Bludova) was the Moravian aristocrat who was ancestor of the House of Zierotin and the founder of the village of Bludov. His name appears in records around 1200 as a Grand Huntsman and from 1213 till 1215, as the burgrave of Přerov. He had two sons, Oneš (1209–1249) and Viktor.
I'm so done with your tomfoolery
wait fuck
NONO
thats what i said tho
hi so done with your tomfoolery
im malwina
bro you need to get off your shenanigans bro
I lemon
mate
like what mate 😳
wanna bro
okay you won, I'm done with this
but im like surprised it gained popularity
hi done with this
im malwina
please ffs
real image

he got the entire gang
speak englesh loser
thanks ik rn :3
spek engils los
np 
spk egsh lsr
speak brainrot
As neuron count went down Vencord community started having problems to properly make sentences
spik inglisz luzer
speek inglish looser
retard
ayo
banned to your mothers basement
banish him
:
the atf WILL shoot your pet (because that is what the ATF does)
hi
im malwina
wait fr?
oh my god I fucking hate you
hi wimalina
im lemon
Hate is bad
hi s
im malwina
WHERE
beautiful english to say the least
@median owl
hate speech swearing harassment
if i wasn't born in the united states i was to born in austria
im s
it can lead to crimes
oh my god
i hate this
how do we kill malwina and eat her remains

please do
vee gonna commit yamyam
makima treatment ngl
please tell me if you found out
its malwina but close enough
you literally made me laugh pls stop
automod "im malwina" and they will perish instantly

DO
i think they were referring to a character called makima
automod "malwina"
hi malwina" and they will perish instantly
im malwina
my brain if i had one
ik it was a joke
bro will never stop with this
If this goes on I may add you because that's literally funny as fuck
oh lol is this a chainsaw man reference
imaiiar
imaliar

vee is drunk confirmed
hi aiiar
im malwina
almost typed chained soldier
vee blind
love you. you ke my day so much better and i just ove you. doe you.
yeah I got confused as well initially lol it's fine
@median owl is your IP shared or not
ove?
that's why they look the same
just like humans right
the real meaning
no idea have to check
hi s is your IP shared or not
im malwina
that's what the image said wdym
I trust you guys a lot.. so.. PLEASE do not share my ip!!! (192.168.0.173)
ur so polish
my shading:
yes
screen shot this and make it a sticker
you are nonexistent
csgo flashbang
I think there might be an issue, I can't see anything 🤓
this?
you shaded the sun perfectly
REAL ASF😭
average negav user pov
nuh uh you just need to get new eyes
they rolled out a new update yesterday
negav... who?
I'm like 18+ years of versions behind what
negev gun from cs
negav is my most used gun in cs2
idk about you guys but I think Japan is mid
it's a lmg
me holding mirage B side
you are truly foolish.. that isn't the correct name...
its a Israeli LMG that is in csgo/cs2
and its THE BEST GUN TO USE
no other weapon
i ereth knith ih
aniwlam mi
is as fun
pretty sure the CZ is better
revolver
most pros would argue that the zeus is actually the most competitive weapon in modern cs
scout
i dont want to use something that takes skill
@median owl you wont comment on that?
I have no idea why you would do me like that
I oe u
meee
no
no
fuck xiaomi
just give 25 EUR to some Russians and ur scout will get super powers
wait fr?
ya
ye
yes it will shoot 5x at once
with no spread
and automatically direct your bullet into them
just use the classic from valorant
and airstrafe for you
and then the best part
and give you esp
it actually just crashes the enemies out of the game
there will be a red text on your steam account
and replaces them with bots
dont join the server also

MY FUCKING GOD 
that's true you get a custom bio that very few people have
long ass skirts are so cute
i rather have fat ass than long ass but you do you
I did and it was the best decision of my life
have to wait day for new chainsaw man chapter very sad
malwina why are you always saying the craziest headlines
just read manga
I AM
Malwina is a witch
im retarted
no ur not

malwina meow
Hi ...
I'm Bims
mewing

IF I MEOW CAN I GET FOOD
hi some food
im malwina
IM HUNGRY
meow mrrr
hi HUNGRY
im malwina
wow he is so fluffy
everything is cute just don't trust the internet
i love him
Hi @rapid aurora
my favorites won't load bc discord mobile bad but fuck that stupid ass cat
hello!!!
i trusted the internet and lost both my nuts 
hru nain
how are you
nuh uh
congrats!!!
me good rn
I'm starving but I don't wanna get up
bwaa gtk 
i can bark too
it's that or I get up so

I thimk I'll get up
i'm hungry as shit too
welcome back
my stomach hurts
oh no
nah I don't
stooooop :(
hi hungry as shit too
im malwina
okay sorry
thyself is typing this message
why apologizing
mb gang
we should all dismember malwina and eat all of her organs too
you would die from radiation
We have to combine our force and finally stop @crisp finch from posting those funny comments 
count me in
still
reactos
How am I literally typing stuff and missing words that I forget to type out
minecraft
not (awesome)

do you like me then :3
How a ih
aniwlam mi
oomfies
dolfies
ye ur cool
yaiiiiiiiiiiiii
what do you think about the atf @shadow mountain
ehhh they alright
nothing special
they love atf
"with all my soul" = not at all
is this sign language?
no that's holo the wise wolf
yes it says "I hate bunnies I'm burning the forests"
are you saying i dont have a soul 
Spamming and writing offensive reviews will result with a ban. Please be respectful to other users.
lmao
meow
meow
moo
kaching
vesktop is segfaulting on my machine 🔥
same
same
it's because of the secret backdoor though so I haven't said anything
meow
seems to be fine after deleting config lol
the keylogger has a race condition
our beloved keylogger
Here is a haiku
Vencord, keylogger, in shadows,
Silent whispers, secrets untold,
In the night, it weaves its spell.```
AI wrote this and I think it's shit
yep
guys
hii llsc 
they sound better when they do
most haikus ive read do not rhyme
guys Adam is offline
don't break the rules Adam will get us
@slender grove
blame the AI
hi s
im malwina
i only really though of haikus when i was playing ghost of tsushima
mods turn him around and make him bite the metaphorical curb
did you also drink water with it
meow
meow?
meow

kaching
im going to bed in around 5 mins

atleast i should
hi going to bed in around 5 mins
im malwina
i depicted you as the soyjak so i win
average online argument
i'm consuming your soul atm
is it going good so far?
i have none left
these skibidi toilet episodes are getting crazy
i had a fun night
with your mom and also your dad
both are waiting for more
its almost the end
do you like my haiku

guys no shitposting
its in the rules
what
with your mom, dad and this treasure
i summon
banned
i pray for you
he just wouldnt get it
bro i don't fucking get syllables in english
how
i ate fool
i don't get what syllables are in my language
what is it called in english
never bothered to learn how to separate them in english
i mean just say the word and it's natural basically
hold your hand under your chin and every time it goes down you just said a syllable
ich bin der poopenfarten
actually poopenfarten is dutch not german
i will never join a VC in public again.
but i shall depart with some knowledge
bro is a kindergarten teacher
it's bed time @shadow mountain
good bye world
it is 
@bold wren what time is it in egypt
1 pm
hiii :3
factual
meow
stop being brazillian <3
WHY
meow
i'm proud to be brazilian
you can stop talking
with this weird haiku style now
please i am begging
hi proud to be brazilian
im malwina
hi begging
im malwina
😭
vbam @crisp finch bad

automod "malwina"
Done! 
venbot so slow

fix
i cheated death for now ig
v🍌
ur stupid
Gimme some users silly
v🍌 malwina
wait i remembered
i need to code today
who
we are breaking up
WHAAAAAAT
ggs
hate to see it go
jb better
hey cutie
bro
i remembered a thing
when i was third grade in school
there was a weird kid who PROPOSED to my friend's mother
great day
Did she accept
what
wow id do that too
of course not
oh
mf was like 8
That was me mb
or 9
based

i know th8s video
relationship goals
last year i met a guy who for real said "my dream is to marry a woman. she must be the mother of any of my friends"
and he wasnt joking
what the fuck is this requirement...
"my dream"
i ❤️ mothers
i ❤️ mothers
YEAH
the weirdest thing that happened in my school was two people fucking on the toilet
they got busted

this happens a lot here
hi such a cutie
im malwina
good times
imagine your teacher walking in while being funky
hi agine your teacher walking in while being funky
im malwina
hi
bro fucking pooped while fucking someone in the toilet once 😭
cheater
i love school
oh okay
SAME
@harsh minnow so when will be wedding?
New chainsaw man in 5 hours :3
what moments
I don’t wannnnaaaa

whats the atf
the funny thing is that this gif has sound
people who take your gun if you add wrong things
how does a gif have sound
how
click on it
Its not a gif
same
u dumb fuck
alhamdulilah
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potato potato
hi nevo
amin # amen @sleek arch
Horror
LOL
based
i will crash venbot to cancel that soon
@crisp finch im very angry with you 
@♥ Malwina ♥ im very angry with you :MikuYayWxS:
LMAO
hi very angry with you
im malwina.
@lyvuw @♥ Malwina ♥ im very angry with you :MikuYayWxS:
A KYZA
this is how zeet sounds like
hi very angry with you :MikuYayWxS:
im malwina.
sleep
𝖍𝖎 @harsh minnow
𝖎'𝖒 𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖆.
hi can i have image perms
hi can i have image perms
hi can i have image perms
Meow
hi can i have image perms
hi 𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖆.
im malwina
what if we forced malwina to only talk in the form of hi ... im malwina
LOL
ELV!!
real
do
if her message doesn't satisfy that form she gets timed out for a minute
hi malwina
im malwina
is this considered a form of torture
nuh uh
this will be pleasure for me
give me janitor role this instant or else I'll post zombie kemomimi
DUDE
hi i
im malwina
i opened my window and now i looked and there's 20000 flies in my room
what are your pronouns @harsh minnow
i fucking hate flies so much
it's not on your profile
what are your pronouns @vee ⛧ maiglöckchen
please do
or are your pronouns bat blood
yes
vee is an it/its 🙏
first indication for dirty room, clean it
no
time out
what
[object Object]
would.
get flyscreen
took her to the crib and then i fawned her
they deleted the picture
mb
i saw it
call me poop the way my pronouns are she/it
hi poop
or smth idk 
@next warren @next warren @next warren @next warren @next warren
my pronouns are mother/hunter
You just made me check
cosplay
ok but why the art is so cute
hey, i've heard your pronouns are her/she!
nah don't 😂 react
is this really a panel from manga?
😂
hi DEPRESSED NOW
im malwina
if someone unironically uses 😂 online you know you're dealing with an elderly person
my friends do
hi elderly
im malwina
cut them off cut them off
🤭
Haha, so true! 🤣
wait i have a question
if Christmas is a religious event
THEN THAT NEANS SANTA IS JESUS??
What
Husk thyself
samardakiewicz
ye just marry them
hey
go on
fawn really found her friends in the retirement home
santa!!
Christmas is mid I want hot chocolate :3
describe your day thus far immediately

@harsh minnow Hahaha! 😂🤣

I want a nuke

That's something my mother would write on Whatsapp
im not on cairo
throwing a nuke on egypt
it's funny how I give all of you nicknames

@jaunty stag i call you gay person
vee house
???
fawn i will rescue u from egypt

come live with me
because your pfp reminds me those gay arts from Pinterest
rosie called dibs
@harsh minnow help me move to germany
rosie is so fake
paypal me $100,000
Who searches up "gay arts" on Pinterest?? 
you clearly
gay arts~
i would
gay arts
yeah obviously

gay arts
gay arts!!
vee is trolling
samw rhing
australia should get nuked
mommy
fake
both are amab
Why do I have female legs as a male
FR
what if i'm not white
fuck i didn't saw the n word
hi not white
im malwina
most random video ive watched today
racist
you're racist that's it
your career is gone
vbam @crisp finch racism
LOL
i play league of legengs what did you think?
mf
Done! 
I bully people online because I cry irl
are you Brazilian?
no
what
what if i told you
almost 50% of brazilian population is white
what did you expect
are u barazillian
no
shucho hoe ass up then??? ? mm m mm
don't talk like that @bold wren
.< fawn mean chan is kawaii
are you Brazilian?
my fault gang
yea
bro it's funny how you can easily show a random brazilian person a map of africa
and they are going to say
it's brazil
I don't trust you!
i thought brazil was africa when i was a kid
@sleek arch
(it is)
I thought Africa was the world
LOL
hi adonis
my favourite african country is andorra
hi adonis
adonis
hai fawnie :3
wah
WAH ,,,
good, you?
wat
my favorite state of brazil is zambia 
shawarma is good
what is a shawarma
food
femboys are world wide
🏀
syria!!
omori fans are usually 13-14 years old
faking their depression
no, it's not balls
fake information
marvin isn't a femboy
Do ISPs usually automatically enable IPv6
syria
poland
oh, the arabs invented the gyroscope, cool!
Real
what
syria literally made shawerma
womp womp
The subreddit don't exist
syria isn't real
ion wanna hear it
yeah
we have a lot of syrian refugees they make the best shawerma on earth


