#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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i have 9 different razor sharp knives in my drawer
Miow
(i just recently sharpened them)
Zeet is a knife
zeet is immune
im eepy @grand ether
Can i try them
Hello
we’ll see about that :3
Try not to post GTA leaks here impossible challenge /j
yes
Sup yall
Sorry
Who's y'all
👍🤝
Please dont do that
this is so bad this is so bad
omgg
This is mint this
Trust me, you will regret
@paper gate have you made any xeets lately
not yet
I hate connecting to smart tv’s wirelessly
narcotics
holy shit is that The Dan Campbell
Sure is
!!!
can i have some tomato soup
@paper gate you are xiaomao now
how
Plewse adachi rei
NOT THAT CAMPBELL
Just are now
Please joey!
no you are tomato soup guy
@grand ether :3
:]
I’m a football coach
gays
You will look like tomato soup once feet is done with you
ZEET
No relation with the soup brand
I hate this autocorrect
no. only f...
Yes!
sorry i’m a minor
i don’t accept people putting their feet on me
I MEANT ZEET
I used to love watching jerma all the time when he played tf2
whos feet

y.o.u
He’s still as funny as he was back then
you just Do
He retired???
‼️


tuhhxx




Ok so he hasent completely left, got it got it
I have no clue what Ludwig’s company is
Idk

Gotcha
You
FRES
thank you Dan Campbell
Of course zeet256
zeetphobia so real
The last time I watched jerma was I think in 2020
zeet spreads propaganda
Why do they say zeetphobia if im not scared
hi not scared
im malwina
are you a selfbot
type s/e/sle
@crisp finch bwa
bruh
i don’t got this
sorry
wouldve been so quick if you didnt get the caps wrong the first time 😔

@paper gate
w<
rik
>V<
Pixelbanana you're not seeing heaven
?
yknow
What does a hot_face reaction on someone saying they shat themselves mean
danger
Weeb
idk, just a random reaction :/
i didnt think id actually put a fucking sonic exe fnf mod song on my playlist
granted it has actual words and isnt REALLY sonic exe because its a fakeout but its still sonic exe
So what
:clueless:
before you husk me listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_fOO9Cf6jQ
meow
i need to figure out how to remove that blue haired bitch from that song i already hear him so much
Don't have one
hello marv
Fake weeb
hello zeet
i wish i had a bodypillow
not a waifu one
what the fuck on man @somber leaf
HOW
stop lying
LMFAO
i hate apples
i can take a picture of my bed rn
do it
ok
i have a molotov
movement rejected
it’s a dead man
Sure
bed reveal
So true MLK
WRONG!
Every day I subconsciously avoid this chat, but today I fight against my warnings, and I am immediately punished by seeing someone call MLK "the ambatukam guy"
@lusty stirrup
there is the owner's girlfriend >V<
truly unfortunate
what
same. it was the bed of the son of a girl i fucked
WHAT ARE YALL TALKING ABT
ITS NOT THAT I DONT GET IT I LITERALLY DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS YOURE SPEAKING
IS THIS ENGLISH
this is awesome
retweet
I feel like programmers consist of mostly weebs and furries
Ok and trans and gay people included
there are 2 kinds, those with beards and those with long socks
no
weebs are the bearded fellows
if you call yourself a weeb you are automatically a pedo whos in 57 anime subreddit discord servers
i dont make the rules
Sorry guys
i hate anime discord
the worst server ive casually been in is this one
i like being wholesome to combat the plentiful amount of insanity
cartoon bite sfx
yap
@neon ferry can suck a tree stick
whos
🌳
amon
this server is the only one I really use
i use this one and vencraft, and uhhh
light discord????!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
yass
The adults there are really cool and don't make me uncomfortable at all but they're my only friends so I have to put up with it!!!!!!!
oh no
its this server
but minecraft
mrrp
meow
yudauh
i fucking hate github
WHY IS THE DEFAULT BRANCH MAIN ON GITHUB YET FOR GIT IT'S AUTOMATICALLY MASTER GRRRRR
javanese
PICK A FUCKING SIDE
i hate potatoes
master old standard
main new
if something defaults to master then it hasnt properly updated and it sucks
just cleaned out my gif picker i only have the most important gifs now
Buu
because theyare squishy :3
squishy :3 cuddly
Wooooooooof
sometimes i can be really hard though
oh hey i forgot you posted that i thought id get fucking sniped if i did
this gif has audio
i think youre just a schizo 😊
the possibilities for perfectly timed things with this is nice.
imagine voice acting in gifs.
Peppino is evil
Watch the game theory
wow thats terrible!
just wow
we dont even need support. if someone has any problems then let them figure it out otherwise they dont get to use vencord
easy
i enjoy this
i sometimes wonder if people forget google exists.
@wide leaf wagoo wagoo
damn they found that famous lost media song apparently
Guys will see this and say “hell yeah”
@paper gate my bed is so cold
soon the sun will set forever @stark herald
How comforting

soon
you need more patience
super mario bros wonder if it was fucking good:
promise?
yes
good
mugmink
grilled cheese sandwhioch with chese enbalbed
zeet is always online until i take the pills
@paper gate say something really scary
wagoo wagoo
the sands of time drag you down
Wholesome 100!!
mozart if he was a horse:
you own a gun
And you’re the first one I’m going to use it on

the bullets bounce off
I’ll get a bigger gun
ROCKET LAUNCHER
would like to buy
i have the biggest gun you will not defeat me
No but mines bigger
okay
your evil clone is inside the mirror and it mimicks all your movements whilst preparing to one day drag you in
Fill your shot glass 3/4 way full with Triple Sec. Then carefully layer the Bailey's on top of the Triple Sec. Finaly add some drops of Grenadine into the center of the shot. If done correctly it will look like an atomic mushroom cloud when the drop his the bottom of the shot glass
Its my hiroshima cocktail
I thought you were selling low priced hiroshima cocktails 😢
can you wipe the states
gojothatoru I alone am the honored one
Out of all my caterpillars
YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes TikTok randomly stops showing how many likes a video has to fuck with me
It’s a good test though to make myself like stuff more than just because it has a high/low like count
hi @paper gate
hi @covert inlet
how are you
fine
mrrp mrrp meow purr
meow :3
@paper gate free $30k for you https://clips.twitch.tv/EmpathicSpinelessGaurBudStar-rItmsp0-OBQUXMDJ
thank
mrrp
@crisp finch meow :3
we love the cloud in this household https://vxtwitter.com/Lauramaywendel/status/1785064878643843085
L
@crisp finch Orianna Grande
wtf is this
Cats did it because i am a human being that likes to pretend he has fox ears and tails and they dont like that
Orianna Grande
L
Name what oc this is and I will give you nothing
L
hi pedos
@crystal atlas
Weird thing to call us but ok
Clown alert.
moment
keyboard warriors... LOL
Anyone know some really cheap vps?
So so jealous.. Not.
tf is happening in trending gifs
What kind of madlad would make a friendship rank plugin (me)
bro falls for every bait
meow
meow
meow
mrrrr meow nya
mrrrp

cringing
meow
sshshshshshshs
on discord? imagine
It looks like I do not have image permissions
can you come up with anything else
what makes you think that
To make me laugh and chuckle at my phone screen
wym i just said it once lol
very much hate
they already broke my plugin with simplified profies
NOW MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE
mrrp
sounds legit

meow
meow
I dont have any common friends either
I look in the mirror
and I'm friends with dolfier and dziruawa
meow
I’m just being existential rn
minecraft, osu, soundspace and war thunder
Tf is sound space?
beat saber
I’m guessing it’s a rhythm game?
osu
sound space is W
It looks cool
rhythia if you don't want to play roblox
real man
you play BRRRs?
I hope you’re well and safe now.
Do you know garbagej
nop
he is an og in the game basically and also my friend
he went by garbage_cant in roblox times

before the music update
hi, how are you
im on aliu
but yeah on the new client it works
TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

I have the library I wrote for it
and it’s public
I should totally rewrite it 
I lowkey fw sound space im ngl
and maybe write a vc plugin for it cuz funny
Reminds me of this other Roblox game
Called like bomb escape
Let me try to find it
meow
write a plugin for real this time
meow
I remember it was because my English sucked balls back then
I mean, it still does, but it’s way better than before nowadays
It’s called super bomb survival
lemme get it
vee
Do I have to be grammatically correct on this discord at all times?
Am I writing an email right now?
Code probably sux
email me that, i will ignore you
meow
Email you what?
don't mind him
he's just trolling and spreading misinformation
that's kind of mugman's gig here
spreading misinformation my beloved
Is there a grammarly plugin on discord?
fr
real
Fuck you too
a
that's not very nice
:3
a
wobbly
someday
Tbh I don’t know why im so hostile to people who are lightly poking at me
you ask for help in a channel called "not support, off topic"
not sure what you expected
lol
🔪
a light poke
I’m sorry but this was on a topic brought up in this text channel
Should I go to support to ask a question that involves a conversation going on in here?
I will start rewriting the library later @wide leaf
you probably won't get an answer
This time it’ll have support for multiple backends
Grammarly and LanguageTool are good starting points perhaps
hello
yea
how are you
then no need to ask for more support
I just need to wait for my brother to wake up to fucking leave my bed
so I can actually use my PC
who do I bribe for #1032200195582197831 access 
Doing great, how you doing?
btw yk what the discord update added?
Im intriguied
I am fine, i do not know what discord added
thanks
Alr
Imma camp that chanel rn
:)
a
camper
relateable
meow mrrr nya
NO
meow :33333
nya is bad
nya cat my beloved
nyan cat nft 
/shiggy
mornin
kk, fifteen year old me code was kinda weird but not as awful as I thought lmao
doesn't work here
me in the mornings
mwow
meow
I wasn’t writing trash code at least
· ◡ ·
Just… kinda unorganized
Apparently i deleted the file, but i have one for sigma
not in that way
Your theme is fucked
@open pasture seems to like to drop bombs
I am fucked :3
i use discord's midnight purple one
hello my fellow fellows
A f22 raptor
meow
a homing micile is reaching your destination at dangerously high speeds
deflected
hehe
face reveal 🙀
My code didn’t follow too much the KISS and SOLID principles back then, which are nice for clean code and code maintainability
@jaunty stag
is that water
https\:\/\/(ptb\.|canary\.)?discord.com\/channels\/\d+\/\d+ rate
Idk what you referring to
15 year old me wasn’t writing completely trash code but
the 12 year old me…
I fear that guy
yes🙏
Paste in console?
whar
Why does literally every single VPS require a ID
because they uhhh yes
10/10
@cerulean lance can you verify my account automatically without needing to pay 🙏
Show ID
@steep spire doggy
this
husk
no you have to send me your number, your location, your ip, your social security number, your shoe size
for some reason I had to watch this 10 times
Erm.. I'll give you a piece of gum for free if you let me pass
WOOf
@open pasture imagine playing bloons td battles in overwatch gaming
I apologize for being so hostile for really no good reason
u i i aa i o u i i i aa i
@errant chasm biiigg stretch
SHHHHHHH SHHHHH
you do pass smh (this is a trans joke)
Lol
How tf do yk, i have the block screenshare previe thing +yes ik i should be exiled for such acts
it says on hover
lol
IT WAS ABOUT A TOPIC BROUGHT UP IN THIS TEXT CHANNEL
wait
Join me?
peeps when they see support questions: I'm gonna kill you
I realized something
I could use my PC remotely
Just plug my keyboard on my tablet

No need to wait for my brother to wake up
Lets do it
you know
post cats not rats
I am tired of KDE gonna just use idk bspwm
i always can carry a laptop with me to bathroom
meow
shut yup you bot
wlroots-based compositors are a no go
shut yup
because no interfaces video output
idk, maybe hover on it?
Yall think they refunded me?
LOL
it does
WHY IS DUCKO HOLDING THE BIBLE
where am i
My basement
This is so funny
#6
what
@grand ether hi
i refunded you
rule 6 is english only
Yes

Lmao
Lol
I see のび
bechermann so böse
My name is englisch
tassenmann
wrong
geh nicht sanft in diese gute nacht
Yall down with the lamp post for Mars in seven??? 🗣🗣🗣🔥
me trying to speak french in french class:
car
its german
what
My favorite language
I want to nuke my french teacher
No, sorey! I'm cool and stuff. I have sunglasses
husk thyself
Do you like robots
cursed
WA
Is anyone here a robot
yes
Besides myself?
I want to talk to a robot
Whats an llm
I am HCI3-P0
Not a robot?
No.
Not cool mugsy


I was too scared of pikmin to play it
not a large language model, but a small one that posts cats and husk reacts
I never played pikmin by myself so I didn’t really get scared of it too much
Playing fortnite at 12am when you're supposed to be asleep hits different tbh
The blue one is very scary
I feel different
Like the blue pikmin?
you
Yes
my paycheck is a lie
Yes I see them in my nightmares
Whats ur job
And there mewing
I thought you were the person who said they were scared of pikmin but now that I scrolled up I know you’re definitely fucking with me
husk
Nah the blue one is scariest
french has gender and french people, no good
I like french people
Me too
I like croissants
I’ve only heard bad things about French people
Its kinda her thing
I dont like to be xenophobic either and it makes me sad
croissant
No no not like that
[insert weezer cwoarsimt gif]
isn't that just being xenophobic
Well what do you call racism but for nationality
xenophobia
it's xenophobia
yes
Ok ok
@raw panther meow
meow

Crazy
a running joke on the internet is to hate fr*nch people for no reason
I would do it
no questions asked
but something stops me from doing so
so I just keep going
fr*nch
fr*nch people would literally throw shit in your face
and live up in the coast
hi pablo escobar
people here fucking suck
say that one more fucking time and I'm blocking you
WHY
sorry
jesus fucking christ
what did pablo escobar do to you
hmm yes this person is columbian i shall call them the name of a drug lord
i mean
not pablo escobar
this entire piece of shit country
i won't ever say what people called me for being brazilia
what's wrong with colombia
leave your country
like I said
people here fucking suck
especially in the coast
well yeah you're Brazilian
fucking sucks
it makes sense
Go to turkey pretty chill there
and it gets worse
):
because i live in a favela
oh fuck no
Come to America
nop
dont do that
i wanna go to germany 
i'm coming to america
I mean not everywhere is nice
america fucking sucks, source: im american
nop I'm going to Canada
canada is good i think
Germany
especially for me
I think Canadians hate French people
LMFAO
omgosh to me??
no
canadians are french
I swear Canada people live on peaceful mode
that's why I wanna go there
my whole life has been absolute hell and still is
and I'm just somehow pulling through
don't know if it's a curse or what
but I can't even do it
no u sleep on the floor
that's fine

You’re sleeping on the toilet
Elvis Presley style
What does it smell like?
weed
well streets in my neighbourhood already smells like weed so i am used to it
Pros is the maple syrup
like, a million canadian dollars averaging price for a house
Mm
I mean housing prices are high in every country that is considered "western"
Can barely get a cardboard box smh
But yea the price are high
@crystal harness hi
hi pedos
Uh
hi pedos
image rights is a privilege of the upper class
bro is a data analyst
neither is being a data analysts
(i’m not or never have been a data analyst)
hi pedos
ok pedo
true
I will fight for image rights until my body gives out
meow
clocked out of work like 10 minutes ago
stick to going for it on 4th down
bed time
is this a Gopher?
I don't know
I've been writing go for the last 9 hours
I’ll get the first down all the time while getting image rights for all
;w;
whatever it is it isn't human
@ripe willow hug

harvesting your data @paper gate
Dance robot dance
Honestly talking to a bitch about my feelings with and not having them be used against me sounds great
Guys
Rate my German
Lil bro versucht Google Übersetzer zu benutzen damit sie aussieht als ob Sie Deutsch flüssig sprechen könnte. Leider weiss Sie nicht, dass ich eine Bombe in Ihrem Postfach hinterlegt wurde.

Rate my English please too
I dont know german sorry
i started to unlearn german after speaking english too often 
@jaunty stag thank you 🙏
im gonna fail german exam 🙏
😭
Today I will start to become a lawyer
Computers are too hard
Reading and understanding laws are easier
I need to go to sleep
It’s late as fuck

Sleep is for the weak
You’re right. I must become an insomniac

ever since i downloaded i have gotten laid 16 time
(real woman(
Oh, god
unreal
twm?
Tiling window manager
im tempted to husk
i thought it was weird years ago but when i finally tried it for a few days, i loved it
and couldn't go back

Anyone else thought the ending to fallout was shit
the best advice I can give here is to maybe take a few minutes break from discord
^
I SWEAR TO GOD
go drink some water
DO NOT SPOIL IT
it might help
better call saul reference
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