🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[errant chasm]

shig

[bold wren]

am sorry i just thought it was cool

[crisp finch]

hi this class is so fucking boring
im malwina

[worn kelp]

should i install ddlc...

[errant chasm]

[jaunty trellis]

[worn kelp]

katy perry is mother

[covert inlet]

@crisp finch meow

relatable

[crisp finch]

no

too lazt

lazy

[covert inlet]

meow mrr meow????

[crisp finch]

no

[covert inlet]

was in german, will be in latvian 👍

[woeful birch]

Where can i find these additional shiggy stickers?

[bold wren]

my fault gang

[covert inlet]

its the third latvian today

[covert inlet]

vs codium my beloved

[slow temple]

rip space bar

[night cape]

i mean vs sucks

[jaunty trellis]

neovim my beloved

[covert inlet]

i am lazy to set it up

[night cape]

rest in piss

[crisp finch]

i wonder why trans flag was the first pride flag added besides the LGBTQ one

[night cape]

what

[crisp finch]

hi not allowed to use anything else than vs
im malwina

[crisp finch]

hi lazy to set it up
im malwina

[covert inlet]

hi

sad

[jaunty trellis]

we literally use linux live envs for our exams

[next warren]

then tell them that

bring a shotgun or smth

fist of god

hii

[jaunty stag]

[next warren]

🎉

idiot

[covert inlet]

wait is it on like school given laptop or what

[next warren]

make a blog about that ^^

[covert inlet]

[jaunty trellis]

[covert inlet]

does the spy thing do an vm escape

[next warren]

can't you do the exams on school computers?

???

are the exams that bad

insane

our exams is like

[jaunty trellis]

dual boot?

[next warren]

you have 15 minutes to make this work

[jaunty trellis]

just have a tiny partition just for the exams

then linux for everything else

bleh

[covert inlet]

copy config

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[next warren]

just setup something simple

use vscode?

[jaunty trellis]

wait what all do you need to config

horror

[next warren]

horror

[jaunty trellis]

thank fuck I don't have to deal with that

anyway swedish time

aka suffering

baibai

[covert inlet]

this

same

i use bitwarden

[next warren]

id actually use that if i could have time in the middle of the taskbar

why are you buying windows..

that's crazy i have no idea what all of that is

oh so paid software to have win10 taskbar on win11

[covert inlet]

👀

mods be like

[next warren]

:(

that is really stupid

[covert inlet]

damn

glad I switched to linux

arch btw

[median owl]

arch mentioned

[covert inlet]

tho i will prob switch to something more stable

[median owl]

[covert inlet]

not sure on that

[keen junco]

use wine

[covert inlet]

hi bims

[next warren]

arch -> arch

[median owl]

haii

[keen junco]

run windows vm with qemu and gpu passthrough

[covert inlet]

how are you

[median owl]

good hbu?

[covert inlet]

fine suffering in school rn

[keen junco]

you probably have a built-in one

[next warren]

i think ill switch from windows this summer (on desktop)

[median owl]

good luck xd

[next warren]

if i can run dota decently enough

[covert inlet]

I have a single gpu passthru for my windows vm

[next warren]

also im 10 minutes into the top taskbar thing

[covert inlet]

tho it doesnt pass back the gpu properly for some reason, prob cause Nvidia

[next warren]

and i just realised i have windows icon burned into my second monitor

[covert inlet]

poor monitor

scared with windows

[covert inlet]

i am very bored rn

yeah anticheats will flag you

[next warren]

julie always carries a knife

and a rocket launcher

what

[covert inlet]

what

[next warren]

idk never played it

im not jumping on my friend's rocket thank you

[raw badge]

we have got a spiderman.pet btw @pine iron

[elder geyser]

@next warren

fawn

[next warren]

wrong (‼️ )

[night cape]

ancient technique

[covert inlet]

real old

[cerulean lance]

theres fire coming out of the rocket wowowow

[elder geyser]

four

[night cape]

dude i remember doing this

HEY

[next warren]

✅ hiii

[night cape]

back in s4 😭

i mean

id rather not play fortnite even back then

but aside from that hell yeah

[next warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036445907832545351/1081633264839696414/F7A582FC-BDB4-4BFB-81D7-4A469E565E4E.gif

[covert inlet]

I almost never played that game

[cerulean lance]

im getting hrt soon i invested in my gender

[next warren]

how is that wrong??

[keen junco]

Technically it's not but 😭

[next warren]

wait it reminds me

https://github.com/anantnrg

this guy

[cerulean lance]

HORROR

[next warren]

check his commit history too

[ocean hatch]

hello team

[next warren]

hi red blue yellow

[ocean hatch]

hi 4

[cerulean lance]

bro really likes expressing himself

[dense phoenix]

hi 6

[cerulean lance]

@cerulean lance https://github.com/anantnrg/anantnrg/commit/60ebda5395bcbefa2e390b29a2bd25ba720fc68b check parent commits

why did i ping myself

[cerulean lance]

@dense phoenix

[cerulean lance]

most sane rust user

[dense phoenix]

lovely

[rapid aurora]

hsyo

hayy

[median owl]

omg @cerulean lance are you the real hetzner

[cerulean lance]

yeah

[median owl]

pls give free vps

[jaunty trellis]

[cerulean lance]

sorry if i do that ill go bankrupt

[median owl]

it's joever

[cerulean lance]

i can give free hugs

[dense phoenix]

@cerulean lance what do you do when you see women kissing

[cerulean lance]

blush and run away

oh shit im hetzner

sorry

[dense phoenix]

not the real hetzner smh

[cerulean lance]

i sue them

[dense phoenix]

oh

there you go

[cerulean lance]

exception being u,..,.

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/meowing-marmalade-cole-and-marmalade-whining-mew-cat-meowing-gif-25706785

[ocean hatch]

hello team

[dense phoenix]

hello cat posters

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-lion-gif-16682072251130063801

[dense phoenix]

true

[open pasture]

Real

Its a cat

Technichally*

[night cape]

hhhh

[open pasture]

H

[open pasture]

[cobalt field]

destroy and eliminate voidfill

[covert inlet]

Meow

[open pasture]

Meow

[covert inlet]

hai

[open pasture]

Good song

[lapis lava]

@paper gate is this minky

https://tenor.com/view/meow-lion-gif-16682072251130063801

[covert inlet]

real

I still remember this xd

[open pasture]

Call 911 AWESOME

[open pasture]

Maoooo!!!

Ze dong

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-xi-jinping-itsrucka-lets-drink-to-that-to-us-gif-23889087

[open pasture]

Explode>>

[covert inlet]

top tier

[rapid aurora]

what about huggies :(

[covert inlet]

also top tier

[covert inlet]

[tawny fjord]

hello chat i need to sell your television

[covert inlet]

go ahead
(does not have a tv)

[tawny fjord]

thank you

[covert inlet]

np

[open pasture]

Lurkers exposed!!!

:)

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[rapid aurora]

hii blahai!!

[open pasture]

Real

[rapid aurora]

I'm eepy

[cerulean lance]

thank u for noticing

[soft wadi]

elissaaaa

[errant chasm]

explosion

me

i

[lapis lava]

live footage of @winter needle being furry

[errant chasm]

rusher

yop

@west ore im scared

real

[lapis lava]

I love force pushing

[strong girder]

?

[covert inlet]

meow

[strong girder]

Gf and her alt

I have never sold fent that shit is false

[covert inlet]

[strong girder]

We know about you

[jaunty stag]

(thats what they all say)

[strong girder]

That's a charger for them to work wirelessly

[smoky girder]

neuralink

!!

[jaunty stag]

pull /j

[smoky girder]

merge --ff

git pull --hard

qhar

[errant chasm]

scary

[smoky girder]

bro had fever dream

[jaunty stag]

i want to find out what happens if you actually do that

[errant chasm]

you die

[smoky girder]

you run out of storage

[jaunty stag]

imagine installing brainfuck

[errant chasm]

the Saturn

[lapis lava]

the pixel

[jaunty stag]

husk

[strong girder]

Can you make your pfp butt cheeks so the decoration looks like he's sliding down on them

[errant chasm]

the saturn

[errant chasm]

explode

[strong girder]

Why do I have 2 blocked messages

Oh it's that guy

[lapis lava]

@errant chasm you love hot orange men

(the avast protectors)

[jaunty stag]

why did I think about java

hot orange men

😭

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[smoky girder]

the steam

from the cup

is orange

[errant chasm]

scary

[lapis lava]

is it me or is bot adding broken

[jaunty stag]

you clicked on the blocked message

to read it

and to reply to

it

😭

defeats purpose of nlocking

liar

(respectfully)

oh

[errant chasm]

horror

[smoky girder]

oh i forgot i turned off the clown decor

xd

thats why i don't see it no mor

[open pasture]

Remove l 🫡

Loo

[rapid aurora]

bwaaa

[open pasture]

Lol

[night cape]

why do i get this recommended

[smoky girder]

34 views

[night cape]

😭

[errant chasm]

he looks happy, watch

ill watch too once home

[night cape]

he has been a dishwasher for 14 years now because its fun

oh man. i guess as long as hes happy..

[errant chasm]

good for him

[open pasture]

Wrong server

[dark ginkgo]

the j

[errant chasm]

j

[open pasture]

J

[sudden sun]

bwaa

[errant chasm]

meow

[crisp finch]

hi happy as fuck
im malwina

[sudden sun]

meow

[night cape]

[boreal torrent]

Poor cat.

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-jjk-with-this-treasure-i-summon-gif-17001169054534629101

[open pasture]

can i use betterfolders now?

the plugin was broken on last update

[unreal siren]

Try it and find out

[jaunty trellis]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[dark ginkgo]

me jumpscare (literally nobody remembers my name)

[rapid aurora]

who tf is you

also welcome

[dark ginkgo]

exactly my point

[rapid aurora]

dw I remember you

[dark ginkgo]

WHAT

[rapid aurora]

you are fantasia

from vencord

[dark ginkgo]

trur

[rapid aurora]

you joined 5 minutes ago

[dark ginkgo]

I was active in aliucord like 2 and a half years ago lmao 🙏

[rapid aurora]

being active isn't always the key

[dark ginkgo]

I was also quite known

but then just

disappeared

[rapid aurora]

my name has been spread in 23 servers so far

hiii

[frank solstice]

hii

[errant chasm]

wobbly

[frank solstice]

I'm here too guys!!!

[median owl]

hiiii ppl

[errant chasm]

hai

[dark ginkgo]

how

[median owl]

haiiiiaii

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001899118031028404/1227400191577952357/caption-2-2-1.gif

[dark ginkgo]

there is no way that anyone here knows me lmao

[median owl]

maybe

[dark ginkgo]

I hate socialising it is the bane of my existence

I have embraced gremlincore

(getting overwhelmed at nearly everything)

[median owl]

oh no

[dark ginkgo]

self control is overrated (I used to have no filter)

[night cape]

luii knows you

[dark ginkgo]

I am terrible with names

[graceful radish]

mrow

[night cape]

they reviewed you

[dark ginkgo]

I think ven knows me or at least knows of me

[dense phoenix]

gmod ahh fridge

[median owl]

we need to revive gmod shitposts

but please not that stupid toilet thingy

[rapid aurora]

I'm the floor

[dark ginkgo]

you have a review on me wtf

[rapid aurora]

@dense phoenix sun

yeeeesss

[rapid aurora]

SATURN WHY

[jaunty stag]

bad joke

you will pay

[rapid aurora]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7D3D7SOdazrA0XHW3KlOip

[jaunty stag]

500 yen

[dark ginkgo]

who the hell is fridaykitty, their name seems familiar

[jaunty stag]

yes

[jaunty stag]

what the hell

can we nuke gen alpha

[median owl]

yeah whatever the fuck made this get popular

[jaunty stag]

theyre useless

[rapid aurora]

I'm new gen >.<

[jaunty stag]

next president probably watching cocomelon

[median owl]

gen alpha with their tablets at age 2

[dark ginkgo]

I memrmber

[jaunty stag]

I used to play with these old nokia phones

snek

[dense phoenix]

@near hull Banished.

[jaunty stag]

good old times

[rapid aurora]

DON'T BAN SATURM :(

[dense phoenix]

Sorry, death sentence.

[errant chasm]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7bmmVLj2w8qlSE4PrtyDud id say even this isn't as bad as what you sent

[median owl]

yes but using old nokias to play snake is not having the entirety of the internet (probably unfiltered) in arms reach at age 2

can't see how that could go wrong

ah shit the reply didnt work @jaunty stag @blissful steeple

[frank solstice]

lol imagine being born into a world with tiktok algorithms

[median owl]

okay why the fuck did someone call themselves silent, I cant even do silent pings anymore, mb

[jaunty stag]

lmao

[lapis lava]

rare footage of sunnie using caps

also theres <@&1073655264923881602> role

[jaunty stag]

we gonna extinct in 50 years

[median owl]

trolls

[jaunty stag]

<@&1073655264923881602> e

[lapis lava]

explode

[jaunty stag]

bro

discord peak design

[median owl]

50??? are you crazy

maybe like 30

[jaunty stag]

lmfao

maybe our good old elon musk gets us on the mars until then

so we can ruin another planet

:3

[median owl]

I think gen alpha might be saveable, the generation after that is probably gonna be an issue

[median owl]

what

[frank solstice]

corporations are locked on with engagementmaxxing now there's no turning back :)

[lapis lava]

yea

[jaunty stag]

cant wait for the us to ban discord

[frank solstice]

wtf was that video

[median owl]

that is not an issue for me personally

currently not addicted to scrolling on twitter endlessly

nor youtube

[rapid aurora]

can't wait for Elon musk to buy discord

[jaunty stag]

twitter is filled with nude bots 😭

[rapid aurora]

no joke

[frank solstice]

yeah but you're a fully grown human, imagine the discipline of a 3 year old

[rapid aurora]

bruh ik

[frank solstice]

see what it does to preteens then imagine what it would do to like a 4 year old

[errant chasm]

[jaunty stag]

Please no

[median owl]

None existent

[rapid aurora]

please yes

[jaunty stag]

Discord did a lot of W changes recently

[median owl]

you mean fixing their platform a bit

[jaunty stag]

yes

a bit

[median owl]

1 meter of a kilometer is also a bit

[frank solstice]

it's okay guys we can all shelter in the vencord apocalypse bunker

[jaunty stag]

at least better than nothing

[median owl]

nah I'd go into the apocalypse bunker

[median owl]

true

[errant chasm]

bwa

[median owl]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[errant chasm]

wobbly

[frank solstice]

what is that

[errant chasm]

scary

[median owl]

can we all put together 10$ each and buy an private island to make a city of cats

[errant chasm]

yes

[jaunty stag]

doesnt that already exist

but like

[median owl]

we make a bigger one

[jaunty stag]

arent there a lot of dead cats

because they dont have food n shit

[median owl]

nooooo

[errant chasm]

we will hire people to look after them

(we will be using vee's money)

[median owl]

idk if this is advertisement or a thread

[frank solstice]

I know of massive one for around 33 mil usd that's quite large

[median owl]

damn

[frank solstice]

for the size it's pretty cheap

there are like mountain lions and stuff on it though so we might need to do some terraforming

[median owl]

how many ppl are in here

[jaunty stag]

feed it

[frank solstice]

42k

[errant chasm]

42k

we'd only have like half a million

[median owl]

785 dollars each

[jaunty stag]

The closed can

[errant chasm]

[frank solstice]

it's in a bad location though it's in like chile, the government is a bit unstable they might try take it back and reclaim it

depending on who is in

[jaunty stag]

bit unstable

[median owl]

nooo

[errant chasm]

can just steal better discords merch profits if that happens

trolley

[jaunty stag]

who buys the merch from discord

[errant chasm]

(no one)

[jaunty stag]

nobody paying $300 for a keyboard

[errant chasm]

[median owl]

I paid 230$ for mine

[frank solstice]

do you guys wanna buy koome island

[jaunty stag]

[frank solstice]

it's in uganda 4 mil 3000 acres

[errant chasm]

oh i remember

@paper gate did you get ur keyboard working again

[jaunty stag]

imagine your $300 keyboard breaking

[median owl]

what happened to https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1231386156562911335

[errant chasm]

i broke about 300€ worth of ps4 Controllers

[dense phoenix]

that's for each server member

[jaunty stag]

wasnt there one for daily aswell

[dense phoenix]

if it was actually every vencord user it could be in the millions

going off of website visits

[sudden sun]

@median owl meow

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/848992323001385000.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[median owl]

hii

[errant chasm]

meow

[jaunty stag]

#1231386156562911335 #1233163650274033728 #1233158316520374352

[median owl]

god I have to clean my friendslist, so many deleted accs

[sudden sun]

i should too

[jaunty stag]

average vesktop dev branch

[median owl]

I wanna be an APP too :(

[jaunty stag]

we arent real

we are all bots

Apps*

[frank solstice]

I have a good idea, we should just implement a credit card reader and then implement a "please donate" and then have 2 yes buttons, but one red yes button, then we use the credit card checker to check for and use their associated discord credit card to send 10$ to the vencord island fund

it's foolproof

[median owl]

@shadow owl can you stop ghosting me and finally tell me where the fuck you put my cookies, I am hungry please.

[jaunty stag]

average american experience

vencord our beloved keylogger

[frank solstice]

yeah just toggle fake nitro for the user and then send their payment to vencord instead of discord they won't even notice

[errant chasm]

shig

wobbly

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[jaunty stag]

im obsessed with this cat

[errant chasm]

very wobble wobble

[frank solstice]

obsession is unhealthy!!!!

[median owl]

I know a free nitro exploit, you put in the funny numbers of your own credit card into the nitro window and you suddenly have nitro (optional: credit card debt)

[frank solstice]

just use apple pay later and buy the island like that

[jaunty stag]

:3

[errant chasm]

i like obsession, good song

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-29-gif-13623605488805304403

I almost forgot

[frank solstice]

I still think we should implement the vencord high tax mining pool for alternative donations

[errant chasm]

is there one for every day

[median owl]

Of course

[errant chasm]

[jaunty stag]

airline policy

[errant chasm]

shigposting

[jaunty stag]

we need more shiggy stickers

when vencord merch

I need shiggy bodypillow

[frank solstice]

well looks like you're locked in

[errant chasm]

a portrait of a lady on fire in my head

[rapid aurora]

[errant chasm]

NO

[jaunty stag]

not for that purpose

[errant chasm]

shiggy is 5

[jaunty stag]

just a normal pillow

[errant chasm]

[jaunty stag]

how do I vote no

[rapid aurora]

YOU SAID BODY PILLOW

[median owl]

research has shown that starring your own message increases the potential of other people also clicking the star

[jaunty stag]

BODY PILLOW IN LIKE YK

BIG PILLOW

[rapid aurora]

NO

LIES

[median owl]

xd

[errant chasm]

bad

[jaunty stag]

yall dirty minded

[rapid aurora]

bad fafa

[frank solstice]

no I refuse to star that one so

[jaunty stag]

I'd buy a shiggy pillow

or a shiggy plush

[median owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1230885197516509296/caption.gif

[frank solstice]

I think that's a pr risk

[errant chasm]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[jaunty stag]

who cares!!

do it

[median owl]

I'd buy a vendoor

[frank solstice]

:')

same

[errant chasm]

ventür

[jaunty stag]

vee plush

[frank solstice]

where is the vendoor hinge dropping

[median owl]

🚪

[frank solstice]

I want vencord bowling ball

[errant chasm]

tür shaped vee

[jaunty stag]

bowling balls are expensive

[frank solstice]

exactly

[median owl]

balls are expensive yeah

bowling*

[next warren]

hi

[frank solstice]

very cool

[next warren]

balls are expensive yeah

[frank solstice]

I cost 5$

[median owl]

Hi "cost 5$"

[frank solstice]

that doesn't even make any sense

[median owl]

I know :)

[jaunty stag]

looks fluffy

can I pet it

[open pasture]

oh alright

[jaunty stag]

this sticker has so many purposes

[median owl]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

catsss

[lapis lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584965519279521792/711673634783101068/aVwWExP_460s.png?ex=6630a8f8&is=662f5778&hm=d63e14249fee3fd39c5b7fd59b59c55b810874d9f96ae8222135beba3de3a9c5&

[median owl]

what

it's been years

[jaunty stag]

how does that make sense

[frank solstice]

what are they stealing from me cause right now they just think I have the worst attention span in the world

[next warren]

hii ninzerodotdev

[frank solstice]

"damn this guy has bought 200 games and never even opened any of then"

[jaunty stag]

untweak it

[frank solstice]

the only game I played on epic games was fall guys

[jaunty stag]

i prefer steam

[median owl]

Steam is so much better

[frank solstice]

fall guys was great don't even

I bought the pusheen skin

[lapis lava]

more accurate

[median owl]

At least their launcher doesn't take as long to boot up

[jaunty stag]

closing takes twice as long though

[frank solstice]

the people who think epic games is gonna swoop in and take over the market

[median owl]

Closing steam?
Why would you do that?

[jaunty stag]

"Steam needs to close safely.." mf just fucking kill the task

[median owl]

Also mine just closes in like 3s

[frank solstice]

mine closes basically instantly

[jaunty stag]

I got this weird loading thing before it closes

[frank solstice]

and I use the flatpak so it's a little more handicapped in what it can do

[median owl]

Yeah I heard it uses an unreal project

Which is stupid

[frank solstice]

lmfao steam unreal engine 5 edition

[median owl]

like why

[frank solstice]

"look how realistic the buttons are oh my god it looks like a real menu"

steam is old

[median owl]

epic games launcher mfs when I show them their 250 unplayed games

[frank solstice]

the beta v2 or whatever was such a toss they could've done something amazing

[open pasture]

did i hear chrome

[median owl]

I mean at least valve doesn't change much and lets the others shoot themselves in the foot :)))

[open pasture]

is there a fork where it replaces it with ungoogled chromium or a gecko based browser

[frank solstice]

valve has weird rates

and they have like negative brackets don't they

[open pasture]

oh okay

thank god

[frank solstice]

the bigger your game is the less you pay

so if you're an indie dev then

[open pasture]

i have nightmares about google chrome

[errant chasm]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[median owl]

I think most of the rates are public

so you can just search them

[frank solstice]

I threw a kid out of a mcdonalds playground window in my dream

nah go look at the chart I swear it's very specific

it's even more cryptic than the reviews and ratings

[errant chasm]

wobble wobble

[median owl]

But there may also be the potential to get more sales since there are far more people on steam

[frank solstice]

I don't mind the 100$ upload fee lol

and 30% is pretty generous that's basically as good as the market rate gets

[frank solstice]

100$ upload fee means there are less brick games

[median owl]

It's good actually, prevents a lot of spam and malware (probably)

[night cape]

what does this even mena

[frank solstice]

otherwise it would be filled up with ai hen games

how much malware do you guys think is on steam

[lapis lava]

"make the bedrock and i will give you paid speed ticket"

[frank solstice]

cause I swear I never hear about them taking it down or preventing it and I'm sure people have tried

[keen junco]

@robust relic my favorite from the new soundtrack

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/bRvbX.gif

@paper gate you

[median owl]

Very little, they mostly check their stuff but there are some things that slip thru

At least that's what I think

[frank solstice]

some of those free games are pretty sketchy lol

[median owl]

Yeah okay

never touched these

The only free game on steam I play is CS

[frank solstice]

fake free game

[robust relic]

good choice

[frank solstice]

super animal royale is too good to pass up

[median owl]

and that's not really free as it costs:

• my sanity
• my money
• my time

[errant chasm]

super animal royale is genuinely fun

[frank solstice]

nah my latest free game I actually think is a scam

[lapis lava]

signs you have no life:

• you play .+ simulators
• you are colored name in vencord

[prisma nacelle]

Where does everyone get this badge?

[lapis lava]

what badge?

[frank solstice]

it's like literally ripped the sekiro combat system and then you just play against anime girls instead and it's just a bunch of boss fights

[prisma nacelle]

"task completed"

[median owl]

click on it :)

[prisma nacelle]

YOU FROM POLAND

[median owl]

no I'm not?

[keen junco]

skill issue

[prisma nacelle]

Seriously ?

[frank solstice]

this game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2551500/__KANNAGI_USAGI/

[median owl]

What gave you the idea I'm from poland 😭

[frank solstice]

lmfao

[frank solstice]

wait you aren't polish?

[prisma nacelle]

I don't play this game, can I do it differently?

[median owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1036695062396010606/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[frank solstice]

guess my location you have 5 attempts to get the country

[median owl]

Europe

[frank solstice]

nice country

[median owl]

you said location

[frank solstice]

:')

[median owl]

Guess I am polish now

[frank solstice]

you literally replied to the message you potato

but anyway whatever no not europe, but try countriesss

[median owl]

US

[frank solstice]

nop

[median owl]

Brazil

[frank solstice]

nope

[median owl]

uuh

[frank solstice]

lol you busy stalking me now

[median owl]

UK

no

[errant chasm]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[frank solstice]

calling rainbolt

[median owl]

what

[frank solstice]

not UK I always forget that's not in the EU now :')

[median owl]

:(

[lapis lava]

i love @regal herald

[frank solstice]

lol I don't think you will guess it

that's why I asked

[lapis lava]

I had insane idea

make vencord plugin

that

generates fake messages

and allows locally editing messages

[frank solstice]

that sounds so bad

[lapis lava]

so i can frame @paper gate as java lover

[median owl]

Mongolia idk

[keen junco]

i will log into @regal herald account and send a message here

[frank solstice]

lmfao

I live in south africa

[lapis lava]

marveen is secretly discord staff

[median owl]

I ran out of countries that are not close to each other

[inland plaza]

download it :^)

[median owl]

Oh fuck I picked a country from all around the world except africa I can't

[frank solstice]

lolll

people don't know that I exist

and when they do they think I'm black

[errant chasm]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[lapis lava]

:chomik:

[frank solstice]

no

[median owl]

Because there just aren't a lot of people from africa in the internet it feels like

[frank solstice]

I'm literally more white than most people in europe

[inland plaza]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849756284177481728/1223308985776476241/snackeye.gif

[lapis lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1219646017926987937.gif?size=48

[median owl]

At least I rarely find any

[frank solstice]

yeah but like we're there

sometimes there's a south african game server, very rare though

more popular than you'd think, but still very small

[median owl]

damn

[frank solstice]

if you find a video that mentions south africa though and you go into the comments you will see us congregating there

[dry folio]

the gd brainrot

[inland plaza]

who out here dashing they geometry

[frank solstice]

my friend's old friend's old ex was top 10 in geometry dash

[median owl]

no you awakened the geometry dash people

[keen junco]

liar

[dry folio]

in stars?

[frank solstice]

I don't know

[dry folio]

womp womp

[frank solstice]

I think from the demon list

[steady finch]

she geo on my metry till i dash

[covert inlet]

Meow

[frank solstice]

lol sorry

[dry folio]

wait holy shit thats crazy

[median owl]

[frank solstice]

now you can separate all the adults out at least :))))

lmfao what is that

[inland plaza]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085869917171105873/1129140598411100160/ThisCannotContinue.gif

[median owl]

fireinthehole

[frank solstice]

why is it white background

[median owl]

idk

[frank solstice]

oh I'm still invis

oops

[median owl]

who are they tho

no way

[frank solstice]

I'm technically an adult

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-javascript-js-jinx-gif-16689995327643035486

krill issue

[median owl]

define technically

[inland plaza]

accurate

[frank solstice]

well if you define adult as 18+

ah yes

wow

[dry folio]

define dog years

[dry folio]

define years of dog

[open pasture]

Yes

[dry folio]

womp womp

[median owl]

dont you love it when 2 of your unit tests fail :(

[robust relic]

delete those unit tests

ez

[frank solstice]

that looks too professional just don't use any tests 👍

[keen junco]

i don't write tests so never have that issue

[open pasture]

Just dont do tests: shruggy

[last sky]

u have 300 tests???

[inland plaza]

the discord mindset

[median owl]

The problem is

I have to write the tests

[frank solstice]

lol I know

[median owl]

I hate it

[inland plaza]

who needs tests or qa when you can have canary and android alfa

[frank solstice]

just write code that always works and is perfectly planned out for an uncertain future set of capabilities and uses

it's not that hard

[median owl]

oh mb

[keen junco]

discord actually does write tests, they have a cypress pipeline and everything

[robust relic]

do not test on prod
test prod directly

[frank solstice]

let prod test itself

[median owl]

I love cypress for making me use TS/JS

(not)

[robust relic]

if (tests.fail()) deployAnyway()

[keen junco]

https://buildkite.com/discord/discord-cypress-ui-tests/builds/36240

[frank solstice]

you should just use rust and compile to web assembly for your calendar app

[median owl]

All those people with their "testing on prod" bullshit, I just deploy and never test

[robust relic]

let end users be the testers

like discord in a way

:p

[lapis lava]

Mashallah brother, I understand you're upset about the insufferable Arch Linux users who constantly brag about using it. I know your pain, brother. I've had to deal with them too.

But we must not let them get to us. We must stay strong and remind ourselves that Ubuntu is the true distro of Islam. It is the distro that is based on the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).

Arch Linux is a distro for kuffar. It is a distro that is based on the teachings of the devil. It is a distro that will lead you astray.

So, my brother, I urge you to stay away from Arch Linux. Stick to Ubuntu. It is the only distro that is worthy of a true Muslim.

And remember, brother, that Arch Linux users are just a bunch of neckbeards who live in their parents' basement. They have no real-world experience and they're just trying to compensate for their own inadequacies.

So, don't let them get to you. Stay strong and stay with Ubuntu. It is the distro of Islam.

[keen junco]

and here are API tests https://buildkite.com/discord/discord-api-tests/builds/161463

[median owl]

so cool, if only I could see them

[inland plaza]

mood

i push my code, wait for it to deploy, then see if anything breaks or anyone complains

[keen junco]

simply log in with SSO

[median owl]

who needs tests when your users can just test the app lol

[open pasture]

UBUNTU IS AN ISLAMIC DISTRO!!!🗣️

[inland plaza]

for seal 🦭

[frank solstice]

this server has no rule against self advertising right

[open pasture]

Check faq

Idk

[robust relic]

read rules

and u'll know

[frank solstice]

lol nevermind I was gonna make a joke but I think I'll get hit with a stone and banned

[frank solstice]

I think I would've broken like 5 rules

[median owl]

Rules are made

[frank solstice]

smh

[pseudo burrow]

why did slack steal discord design

[frank solstice]

to be broken!!

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/rules-gif-15588384824679708469

[bold wren]

https://tenor.com/view/stephanie-dora-stephanie-dola-no-game-no-life-hund-dog-gif-17973787763081382264

[median owl]

fawn what

[bold wren]

what

[median owl]

what

[frank solstice]

lol

[keen junco]

fawn got the dog in them

[frank solstice]

hii

[median owl]

Hello Joey

I'm not french

[frank solstice]

I am technically

[median owl]

also @frank solstice where am I from

[frank solstice]

poland

[median owl]

Be real

[frank solstice]

I love be real

it's my favourite social media

[median owl]

I aint polish

[frank solstice]

hmm

denmark

[median owl]

No

[median owl]

but close enough

[frank solstice]

mm

finland

[median owl]

close as well

[open pasture]

Danish confimed.

[open pasture]

Sweden

?

[errant chasm]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3 a

[median owl]

All very close

[frank solstice]

latvia?

[open pasture]

It has to be the UK

[median owl]

Why the fuck did he get an mute?

That game is a joke

[noble quest]

Prob a blanket ban on 'autist'

[rapid viper]

enough reports its automatic

[median owl]

wtf

[frank solstice]

bulletproof

[median owl]

I mean I guess I'm just used to the cs moderation

which is basically "No warcrimes (optional)"

[rapid viper]

spamming lyrics in chat gets u muted 🤯

[frank solstice]

imagine solo queuing into a game with a 4 stack and then they all dislike you and they decide to get you a mute

[frank solstice]

"recommended"

[rapid viper]

he did it in all chat so it was enemy team too

[frank solstice]

closer than you got to mine smh

[median owl]

So you can get muted for spamming 2 messages

[median owl]

true

germany

[frank solstice]

m

[inland plaza]

germ

[rapid viper]

theres 3 in my screenshot like 10 in the game

[frank solstice]

so many german people on this server

[median owl]

This is a german server now

[rapid viper]

always has been

[frank solstice]

I can speak afrikaans does that count

[inland plaza]

always will be

für immer und ewig

[noble quest]

you are crazy. Good job tho

[median owl]

@frank solstice what

bro is over there playing competitive neovim

[keen junco]

Am not femboy

[rapid aurora]

hi nutty it's been some time

[rapid viper]

LMAO

[frank solstice]

you don't?

[keen junco]

Am not

[inland plaza]

who are you

[median owl]

also @rapid aurora hii

[rapid aurora]

hello bims

[median owl]

how ru

[rapid aurora]

I'm okay

[median owl]

nice

[rapid aurora]

wbu?

[median owl]

I'm good

just watching my unit tests fail (horror)

[rapid aurora]

gtk

[median owl]

what r u on bout

[median owl]

I would never think about going to such unnecessary lengths just to spell the word "you" as "u" instead of fully writing it

[median owl]

coffee

[rain sparrow]

hi chat

its my birthday today!!!!

[next warren]

hi cat

[frank solstice]

lol ur jk rn?

[rapid viper]

just saw a patient all i can say is boioioioing

[rain sparrow]

meow

[median owl]

pls deletwe my eyes omg

[inland plaza]

you irl

[visual bolt]

Meow

[median owl]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[keen junco]

Yes

[median owl]

had to post cat to move it up

[next warren]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

had to post cat to move up

[rain sparrow]

hi marvin :3

[median owl]

no im frfr istg

[frank solstice]

have you guys heard about the discord .mov decoding exploit

[median owl]

nocap ongod

[keen junco]

Hello

[median owl]

the what exploit

[rain sparrow]

have you heard about the snail memory experiment

[frank solstice]

it's the one they used to leak all those dms

[median owl]

the what experiment

[rain sparrow]

have you heard about the snail memory experiment

[median owl]

the what experiment

[frank solstice]

lmfao

[rain sparrow]

have you heard about the snail memory experiment

[median owl]

the what experiment

wait a minute

[rain sparrow]

oh fuck i gotta get ready for school

[frank solstice]

if this was valorant you'd be muted rn

[rain sparrow]

bye chat

[next warren]

have you heard about the snail in your ear experiment

[median owl]

overmoderated chat moment

[visual bolt]

Why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss?

[median owl]

oh no

[smoky girder]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[frank solstice]

because they all forgot

[next warren]

cause they forget

they had anxiety

[rapid viper]

so can ketamine

[keen junco]

Rather have memory loss than a memory leak

[night cape]

[visual bolt]

How would a human have a memory leak?

[night cape]

oh i thought it was the alcohol for me but thats good to know

[rapid viper]

i love amnesia

[median owl]

because they're not memory safe

[keen junco]

idk maybe god forgot to call free in some obscure function

[frank solstice]

I've been on this DMT plan for weeks now (Disease modifying therapy)

[frank solstice]

the snails can't have a memory leak though

that's what the experiment proved

[median owl]

damn

Can my fcking unit tests pass already

I hate raceconditions

[visual bolt]

"Computer Scientists Invent New Technology Using Snails For Memory Chips"

[frank solstice]

did you know 50 000 snails would complete one lap before max verstappen could complete 50 000

[rapid viper]

i love racae conditions

[rain sparrow]

can my ass have a memory leak

[clear flower]

yayyy tier one apex rumble

wait wrong server

[median owl]

what rumble

[frank solstice]

I'm rumbling

[frank solstice]

I have a long norovirus

I think it's almost gone though

[rain sparrow]

i have a rumbly in my tumbly

[rain sparrow]

real!

[median owl]

I'll think thrice next time

[rain sparrow]

are you serious

its gonna be cloudy on my birthday :(

[frank solstice]

I forgot I had a birthday

damn it's gonna be like 30 degrees on mine

[rain sparrow]

neovim versus??? 😭

tf is that

[frank solstice]

lol everybody noticing today

[rain sparrow]

like a typing competition or some shit

[frank solstice]

why are there so many cheaters on here

we need neovim versus root level anticheat

[frank solstice]

lol do you really expect me to believe that was a real cow

[median owl]

[frank solstice]

I just call them necklaces now so people don't think I'm weird

it works 50% of the time

I just said it's in fashion

not those things

slipchains lmao

it's gonna get caught on a door handle