🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[somber leaf]

nya

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080464396360364065/1087818526221422682/cattoastingexpanded.gif

[elder geyser]

fuckk i should make a jailbreak

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-little-gif-25979873

[fallow pawn]

make a bash script trolley

[somber leaf]

make one for ios 17 please we need one

[elder geyser]

No

[mental oxide]

i speak for everyone when i say that all we need is TrollStore

because BootStrap exists

[elder geyser]

yea great idea

[somber leaf]

bootstrap?

[fallow pawn]

(theyre talking about the app called bootstrap)

[elder geyser]

me, person who's made 0 jailbreaks

[fallow pawn]

cringe app

[mental oxide]

^^^

[elder geyser]

will get trollstore working on ios 17

[mental oxide]

app that allows In-App Tweaks while jailed

but only RootHide tweaks

bummer but still something

[fallow pawn]

why is it even called bootstrap its just confusing + it uses a logo used w/o proper permission

[paper gate]

@mental oxide hi

[mental oxide]

hi

[mental oxide]

are you aware of the fact that RootHide is part of Procursus now

[paper gate]

i just checked and the website is static

theres no api requests

[fallow pawn]

nah they did this before they were apart of pro

[paper gate]

meaning

[mental oxide]

yeah but now they have permission technically

[fallow pawn]

so it was kinda weird scenerio

[paper gate]

html scraping
or find some way to access their api

and html scraping i hate

[mental oxide]

it's over

[paper gate]

yop

[verbal ledge]

My classmates were asking “why are the fireworks lagging” 😭

[fallow pawn]

I would say the same in minecraft

waving

[paper gate]

waving

[crystal atlas]

waving

[fallow pawn]

ur name

[crystal atlas]

is true

[elder geyser]

unfunniest video challenge

[verbal ledge]

hanabi

[mental oxide]

https://needy-streamer-overload.fandom.com/wiki/NEEDY_GIRL_OVERDOSE:_Run_With_My_Sick_(Manga_Adaptation) oh my god IT EXISTS

[fallow pawn]

ios 18 will fix ios I swear

[elder geyser]

bro where the fuck is my macos sonoma jailbreak

[fallow pawn]

(interns redesigning the ui in swiftui)

[mental oxide]

install Procursus for macOS

[crystal atlas]

where the fuck is my windows 11 jailbreak

[mental oxide]

install ElleKit

[somber leaf]

what the fuck is a mac os jailbreak

[fallow pawn]

you can actually like, replicate it

[mental oxide]

profit

[fallow pawn]

macos is already jailbroken

[elder geyser]

i don't even own a mac 😭

[fallow pawn]

but u can add more shit if u want

[elder geyser]

yea

[fallow pawn]

tweak injection exists on macos

no one uses it htough

just like procursus mac

[elder geyser]

when i used a mac for my programming class i had to disable SIP to get gdb working

[fallow pawn]

😭

[elder geyser]

fuck you apple

(no i wont use lldb it sucks balls)

[fallow pawn]

my jailbroken mac

[paper gate]

wh

i thought jailbreaking was just ios

[verbal ledge]

Use boot-args

[paper gate]

why is one icon smaller thant the other

[verbal ledge]

macOS can be jailbroken

[fallow pawn]

it exists on tvos and audioos, but on mac it doesnt exist bc uh.. well u can just disable everything security related anyway by default if u want

[night cape]

happy today

[fallow pawn]

this is just something funny u can do

[verbal ledge]

[night cape]

watching sunrise is good

[paper gate]

wait did i fork a dead app

[fallow pawn]

no idea + this app is broken

[verbal ledge]

disabling amfi can lead to privesc

btw

[fallow pawn]

I mean idc

[paper gate]

okay i didnt fork a dead app all is good

[elder geyser]

i mean

[fallow pawn]

[elder geyser]

aren't you supposed to fork dead apps

bc then you make them not dead

[paper gate]

well

archived on github

cant really pr

[viral cape]

app is dead for good reason usually

[elder geyser]

yea

not a pr

[paper gate]

@elder geyser@elder geyser@elder geyser@elder geyser

[elder geyser]

a full fork

[paper gate]

enter hibernation

[fallow pawn]

neofetch is archived we need better neofetch if it doesnt exist already

[paper gate]

hi

[elder geyser]

it exists

[paper gate]

you should make your own fetch

[elder geyser]

hyfetch

[viral cape]

i would say hyfetch but hyfetch fucking sucks

[paper gate]

sami thats the solution

to your boredom

[elder geyser]

https://github.com/hykilpikonna/hyfetch

[paper gate]

make a fetch with swift

[elder geyser]

?????

[viral cape]

they rewrote in python

[elder geyser]

do you have a fucking pentium 2??

[viral cape]

it is slow as fuck

[fallow pawn]

I already made my native fetch dw

[paper gate]

GUH

samij done everything possible

[viral cape]

Yop

[elder geyser]

@fallow pawn is this u

[viral cape]

neofetch takes 2.5 seconds
hyfetch takes 7.8 seconds

[fallow pawn]

i have apt yea

[paper gate]

i hate apt

[paper gate]

why did they choose apt

why would they do that

[fallow pawn]

no macos users use brew

[paper gate]

oh

[verbal ledge]

it’s homebrew

[fallow pawn]

apt it useless on mac

[elder geyser]

brew suxks

[viral cape]

apple secretly want to ship debian on all their devices

[paper gate]

mugmen

[fallow pawn]

idk I dont need

[paper gate]

sami whats my ebay login i forgot

[verbal ledge]

@open pasture unblocked

[night cape]

aw he is so smal

[viral cape]

install debian on your mac

[fallow pawn]

it is

[elder geyser]

it technically is

[fallow pawn]

people install random shit on their mac all the time

[elder geyser]

but you can only run x11 apps inside of it

so it sucks

[paper gate]

i blow up random macs

[elder geyser]

https://www.xquartz.org/

[verbal ledge]

I ran cinnamon before

[viral cape]

waylandquartz compatibility layer

[verbal ledge]

Lemme grab a screenshot hold on

[paper gate]

@wide leaf https://open.spotify.com/track/3RZFFcc46CcXVSOfFOsUYz

[elder geyser]

when i still ran macos, i briefly ran DWM in xquartz

[paper gate]

im so powerful julie

yes

[noble quest]

gn chat, I eep now

[paper gate]

gn

[noble quest]

Good night @open pasture

You will sleep now

[sly spear]

This game sure is something

[elder geyser]

https://github.com/koekeishiya/yabai

yabai sucks im going to be real

[elder geyser]

like i still used it when i was on a mac because yipee tiling

[fallow pawn]

@verbal ledge guess which app took this much storage within the time period of me having my mac

[elder geyser]

but like

it sucks

it's a mac version of bspwm

and bspwm is actual ass

[viral cape]

is it better than stock macos window management

[paper gate]

maybe i should make an issue before i go and redesign the entire ui

[elder geyser]

configuring it sucks, anything you actually want to do has to be implemented in the worst fucking way possible

[paper gate]

nop

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1140940029766664324/1167395222087540766/a5b43574-29c0-44c0-93d3-07fb6094db60.gif?ex=654df886&is=653b8386&hm=a63233e53914e51d95f75d404d3396ec33d0d206b4185bc707da7c5907870128&

[paper gate]

whats that

[fallow pawn]

I should work on my website

[viral cape]

No

[paper gate]

sami make a /uses page

[fallow pawn]

idk what that is

[paper gate]

what stuf you use like hardware and software

developer tools

[fallow pawn]

theyre looking dw

[fallow pawn]

good idea

[paper gate]

[viral cape]

power all your shit with a single 20 amp 5 volt power supply

nothing will go wrong

[visual bolt]

Mrow

[paper gate]

meow

[viral cape]

nop i am joking but can you smuggle me a few 20 amp 5 volt DC power supplies i need them for a project

[winter girder]

notifications to use betterdiscord when vee??

is it on the floor

[viral cape]

i would trust that shit less

u see how it has the integrated USB charger

the power supply in that shit is NOT safe

[fallow pawn]

im not hiding it

[viral cape]

made from the most cheap materials possible

[fallow pawn]

bc I have a tab opened

[viral cape]

new chrom

[fallow pawn]

a lot of the stuff I post usually arent mine

do u want real samara insanity

ipados on an iphone

its super silly

[open pasture]

hi pedos

[near wharf]

hi

[paper gate]

SWISHIEEE

[elder geyser]

holy shit my jailbroken iphone6s has the same icon pack

[near wharf]

i am tripping on acid

[paper gate]

how

[near wharf]

i bought and then swallowed some acid

[fallow pawn]

thats bc I made the theme

[elder geyser]

WHAT

[fallow pawn]

yea

I made themes as well

[elder geyser]

??

[fallow pawn]

so I usually use my own themes on my phone

[paper gate]

did it burn

[elder geyser]

what the fuck

youve made like everything i use

[paper gate]

samararara

[near wharf]

no it actually didn't taste like anything

[fallow pawn]

hehe

[paper gate]

sami can i see your site

[elder geyser]

although ngl i only used that icon pack bc it was the only free one i could find 😭

[near wharf]

zt has adhd

[paper gate]

yea

[near wharf]

easily distracted

[elder geyser]

every other cool looking one was paid

[paper gate]

im dying @elder geyser

[fallow pawn]

Sadly I took it down from havoc recently

[paper gate]

MINKY MINKED

wtf

[jaunty stag]

[viral cape]

why

[paper gate]

weird rat..

[fallow pawn]

I've been trying to get it on chariz instead, however I got lazy

its been like 3 months nwnw

[jaunty stag]

get ready for 3 more

[paper gate]

i hear minky running around

[fallow pawn]

good tweaks
dynamic stage

[elder geyser]

all the actual good tweaks are paid for 😭 \

[paper gate]

how

[elder geyser]

that's the main reason i didn't really get into jailbreaking

i'd jailbreak my phone and id be like let's goo tweak time!!!

and then every single fucking tweak is paid for

[fallow pawn]

well theres actually really high quality ones that arent paid, but yeah sadly some indie devs gotta make money somehow

[elder geyser]

apple users will charge money for anything

[fallow pawn]

oh huge L

[elder geyser]

saw a $30 screenshot app on macos

actual insanity

[fallow pawn]

theres literally a built in screenshot tool

😭

[odd wave]

LMAOO

TRUE

[elder geyser]

the one that made me lose it was the home screen calculator being like $3

[paper gate]

Gosh

[fallow pawn]

heh

0 dollars

[paper gate]

mugmink

[fallow pawn]

they were all from giveaways

surprisingly

[elder geyser]

is there a tweak that lets you like have two apps open on screen at once

[paper gate]

what

[fallow pawn]

free

they probably want something free

[winter girder]

i lowkey miss coryxkenshin

[fallow pawn]

you'd hardly find any for newer versions of ios bc theres hardly any devs interested anymore

only thing I actually bought was akara

god I love it

[drowsy cypress]

Anyone in this chat know what a lava lamp tastes like?

[fallow pawn]

ask cloudflare

[verbal ledge]

I try before buying

[fallow pawn]

expected

[drowsy cypress]

Who?

[fallow pawn]

been on a decline ever since 15

actually more like 14

[verbal ledge]

What

14 was fine

[paper gate]

awwtism

[verbal ledge]

Didn’t 14 get an exploit like instantly

[fallow pawn]

14 didnt have jb on signed versions

[verbal ledge]

cicuta_virosa

[fallow pawn]

so it started declining ever since

[drowsy cypress]

Is lava lamps a code word for something?

[verbal ledge]

oh

[jaunty stag]

Just steal the lavalamps, no lavalamps, no protection

[worthy zinc]

and what if I did

[jaunty stag]

[worthy zinc]

what’s stopping me from shooting a RPG at the lavalamp wall

[drowsy cypress]

Gotcha

[fallow pawn]

12 13 had, but yeah ever since that its been dying out a lot

[jaunty stag]

A glass wall

:3

[fallow pawn]

15 basically made it worse

[worthy zinc]

what’s stopping me from shooting a RPG at the glass wall

[jaunty stag]

Idk

[fallow pawn]

then 16

then 17

etc,,

[drowsy cypress]

I started to fall off when I gained a conscious

[worthy zinc]

i win

[verbal ledge]

iOS 15 has a jailbreak on a signed version

hehe

[fallow pawn]

not in the way I pictured it

[verbal ledge]

fun fact at some point nekoJB was the only semi-untether for 15.7.7+

[bold wren]

nakohaxxJB

[odd wave]

.zsh

[paper gate]

hanaJB

[odd wave]

die

[fallow pawn]

zsh script

do those exist

[bold wren]

ya

[fallow pawn]

mustve fell off bc ive only heard of them twice

[slow brook]

ban yourself

[paper gate]

yea

zsh extensions

silly

[jaunty stag]

no.

[drowsy cypress]

Holy shit cloudflare actually uses lava lamps

[fallow pawn]

@bold wren its so messy im so sorry

[verbal ledge]

It’s mostly for the laughs

Standard entropy that your computer uses is more than enough

[night cape]

thats what big hacker wants you to think

[bold wren]

result > code

[fallow pawn]

trying to make something like this be clean is so hard

[verbal ledge]

I mean the lavalamps are simply just adding more entropy to the PRNG that cf uses anyways

[fallow pawn]

its not simple

aaaaaa

[drowsy cypress]

I would think a computer could generate something randomly enough on its own

[verbal ledge]

because some developer probably spent hours getting it to look perfect and consistent

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/Skittyblock/Spectrum?tab=readme-ov-file go wild

[verbal ledge]

then do it for free

uh huh

[fallow pawn]

yeah some people do that

why do I lose my cursor so often

[verbal ledge]

i could probably make a Crane clone in under a week

but that would be kinda asshole behavior

[fallow pawn]

didnt u make legizmo but free

[soft wadi]

b

[fallow pawn]

hi sho

[verbal ledge]

💀

we don’t talk about that

at all

[fallow pawn]

y

[verbal ledge]

😭

[fallow pawn]

zomigle

[verbal ledge]

It really ain’t that hard

anyways I don’t wanna rip off opa334’s work

considering how much he helped me

[fallow pawn]

I like clean codeeeee

[verbal ledge]

also as for legizmo I already purchased it legitimately

[fallow pawn]

but the way ive made this, eugh

[paper gate]

zomigle

[fallow pawn]

uchks

[bold wren]

i do too but prioritize the result!!!

u can clean it later™️

[elder geyser]

i wish there was a good github app for mobiule

[viral cape]

Do other chargers work

[bold wren]

annoy wing

[viral cape]

With other cables

[fallow pawn]

its called github go download it

[bold wren]

it's bad

[elder geyser]

i said good

[fallow pawn]

whats wrong with it :c

[elder geyser]

literally all you can do on github app is:
look at repos
look at issues
look at PRs

which sucks because there's a bajillion other things i want to do on github

[bold wren]

openhub is good functionally but awful ui

[verbal ledge]

yea, because most people aren’t gonna manage other things on mobile

[elder geyser]

for example i can't transfer ownership of a group on mobile

[fallow pawn]

with github u would need to do anything productive on the website

[fair zodiac]

https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-252249

[verbal ledge]

Which is unfortunate because uh

[bold wren]

https://github.com/MateriiApps/Gloom

[fallow pawn]

lol

[paper gate]

wing

[elder geyser]

i have an iphone :(

[bold wren]

oh L

[fallow pawn]

lmfaooo

[fair zodiac]

WinG

[fallow pawn]

just update

[verbal ledge]

that one time I accidentally declined a repo invite

[verbal ledge]

never!

[fallow pawn]

LMFAO

I remember that

it was so funny

[verbal ledge]

😭

gh roulette

[fair zodiac]

https://doomwiki.org/wiki/WinDoom_(Microsoft)

[fallow pawn]

@bold wren is this pokemon am I supposed to catch u

[bold wren]

u caught me already i think

[fallow pawn]

what does that mean

[verbal ledge]

mrow

[fair zodiac]

mrroow~

[elder geyser]

you know this unfinished port is part of the reason for half life

[fallow pawn]

fix

[fair zodiac]

guh?

[elder geyser]

this was like gabe's first experience working with ID software and their code

[fair zodiac]

oh

[bold wren]

fix for WHO

[verbal ledge]

nobody pronounced my old username right

my new one is easy

[fallow pawn]

ha ha lose ah

[elder geyser]

and part of the reason he got to use a modifed quake engine for gldsrc

[verbal ledge]

Actually it’s not

Since

[fair zodiac]

actually by the end of dev it was pretty finished i think

[verbal ledge]

neko

😭

[drowsy cypress]

Loose

Foot loose

[night cape]

why is everything they make so sloppy

did they kill the QA team?

[verbal ledge]

Nobody I know irl has pronounced neko right first try except for the one that could speak japanese

[paper gate]

yes

[fair zodiac]

well no they got regular quake engine

just the team modified it

[fallow pawn]

neck o

how r u supposed to say it

[bold wren]

i watch anime 😼

[night cape]

how do you mispronounce neko 😭

[unreal siren]

Knee co

[verbal ledge]

i have No idea

[fallow pawn]

is this it

[verbal ledge]

😭

[fair zodiac]

Oh

it's based off of quakeworld

[fallow pawn]

fawn is so cute w the emojis

[paper gate]

,

[fair zodiac]

,

[bold wren]

:3

[fair zodiac]

:3

[fallow pawn]

mine

[bold wren]

i use a thing for it

https://codeberg.org/kagami/qit

[elder geyser]

u get what i mean

that's why he got to like modify it

or well he himself didn't but yea

[fallow pawn]

I just put whatever my mind feels like doing

[verbal ledge]

ghetto code fix

[fair zodiac]

h

[bold wren]

it depends on the repo honestly if it's a project i care about i try to use helpful commit messages

[verbal ledge]

My commit names are horrible when they’re not open source

“fix”

“update”

[verbal ledge]

“bullshit bug fix”

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/fawni/totally-not-malware

[verbal ledge]

“what the actual fuck”

[bold wren]

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fallow pawn]

cat commit

[elder geyser]

my go to commit when im tired is

"yea"

[verbal ledge]

https://github.com/JakeBlair420/totally-not-spyware

[elder geyser]

so when i type git log someimtes i just see a long line of "yea"

[fair zodiac]

oh

[fallow pawn]

whattt

[fair zodiac]

From my own findings, I think goldsrc was built off of WinQuake and then QuakeWorld features were added to the engine.

[fallow pawn]

do u not like me posting ur stuff

[elder geyser]

aydrix we should play quake together

[night cape]

thought that was implied

[paper gate]

good code

[fair zodiac]

i've never played quake

and i've only slightly played half life

[verbal ledge]

float Q_rsqrt(float number)
{
  long i;
  float x2, y;
  const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

  x2 = number * 0.5F;
  y  = number;
  i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
  i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck?
  y  = * ( float * ) &i;
  y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
  // y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

  return y;
}

[fair zodiac]

evil floating point bit level hacking

[paper gate]

love

[fallow pawn]

what the fuck?

[verbal ledge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

[keen junco]

what QA team

[fair zodiac]

dos extenders

[night cape]

me

[fair zodiac]

DPMI

[keen junco]

discord has no QA team

[fallow pawn]

they should higher me

[night cape]

im the qa team

[fallow pawn]

ill fix discord

[keen junco]

best they have is Discord Testers

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[covert inlet]

meow

[keen junco]

which is just a bunch of volunteers

[paper gate]

yea

[fair zodiac]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOS_Protected_Mode_Interface

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOS_extender

[keen junco]

@paper gate you will explode in exactly1 day

[elder geyser]

apparently this didn't even come from quake originally carmack found it in a textbook or something

bro did the original stealing from stack overflow LMAO

[fair zodiac]

lmao

[verbal ledge]

😭

[fair zodiac]

i bet the comments came from him tho

[elder geyser]

imagine if they didn't

math textbook that just says "what the fuck?" as a little aside

[fair zodiac]

doom used a dos extender

iirc dos/4gw?

[dusty goblet]

So eepy

[elder geyser]

quake 3 had it's own assembler

[fair zodiac]

yup

[fair zodiac]

?

[elder geyser]

https://github.com/id-Software/Quake-III-Arena/tree/master/q3asm

[fair zodiac]

This is explained partly because idtech3 features a ANSI C compiler: The open source Little C Compiler (LCC) is used to generate bytecode for the virtual machines.

[verbal ledge]

Apparently in windows 95 if a user program crashed your entire system crashes

[fair zodiac]

This is false

never has been true

not even in the earliest of windows releases

[verbal ledge]

I’ve been lied to

[fair zodiac]

oh here's a random thing

Windows 3.x

• Standard Mode: WSWAP.EXE (windows app task switcher), DSWAP.EXE (non-windows app task switcher), DOSX.EXE (DPMI host/DOS eXtender), KRNL286.EXE or KRNL386.EXE (depending on the CPU type)
• Enhanced Mode: WIN386.EXE (task switcher, DPMI host/DOS eXtender and Virtual Machine Manager), KRNL386.EXE

xd

[paper gate]

hi hana

[verbal ledge]

hai

I wonder how much extra performance could be gained if iPhones didn’t verify pointers

[fair zodiac]

probably missed some things in this list

also

in win95 i think the major architectural change was just to move all the stuff to 32 bit

all the underlying 32 bit stuff was there since windows 3.0

oh also they moved to a newer dos extender (cougar)

[verbal ledge]

linux so good

[fair zodiac]

forked from win3.1's win386

[fair zodiac]

tru

[coarse kelp]

Windows better

Linux as too little ads

No ai features

[verbal ledge]

❓

[manic cave]

So true!

[coarse kelp]

No telemrtey

No invasive shit

No forced apps to be installed

No bloat

[unreal siren]

I need my bloatware

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/821856965947949076.png?size=48

[coarse kelp]

Why use linux when u can use

Windows 11

[verbal ledge]

You were blocked for ~15 seconds

[coarse kelp]

I need my LinkedIn app pre-installed with evert windows install

[coarse kelp]

Eh?

[fair zodiac]

?

it's just a keybind to open linkedin in browser

[verbal ledge]

Why the hell does that still exist

[unreal siren]

Me when I press shift + ctrl + win + alt + L

[verbal ledge]

lmao

[coarse kelp]

Though my general take 8s windows is fine and decently good, but is ruined due to Microsoft being Microsoft

[fair zodiac]

They're actually meant for keyboards with special keys to open things

[verbal ledge]

ah

[fair zodiac]

not for people to use on a normal keyboard

[coarse kelp]

While linux has its own issues and shot but has the greatest benefit of.me being able to tinker with it and cha ge it up, with no bs installed with it

[dense phoenix]

these keybinds are goofy

[verbal ledge]

copilot key just uses a function key not accessible on the keyboard

Well

[fair zodiac]

amazing

[verbal ledge]

The standard keyboard today

[dense phoenix]

as most keyboard actually have f13-f24 keys, they could just bind to one of those and then you can't make this shitposts

[fair zodiac]

function keys go up to 256

[coarse kelp]

Though why would we want a shortcut to LinkedIn

[fair zodiac]

but only up to f24 was available on regular keyboards

[keen junco]

i will put all the bloatware on your computer

[coarse kelp]

Windows is.honestly not that bad

Provided yo go through all the shots to disable

Uninstall all the bloat

[unreal siren]

What kind

[keen junco]

bonzi buddy

[coarse kelp]

Norton antivirus

[verbal ledge]

macOS and Linux better

macOS’s UI is actually pretty unlike windows

[coarse kelp]

Macos in my.oppion is worse

Generally

[fair zodiac]

macos users trying to snap windows

[coarse kelp]

The os is fine but just gnome but more.polishef

Polished

[keen junco]

gaming setup

[coarse kelp]

Meanwhile the devices need to run

Cost 2 times than needed

Apple being apple

[verbal ledge]

macOS doesn’t give you 4 warnings to get chrome

[coarse kelp]

What sa hellll

[coarse kelp]

What

[fair zodiac]

xd

true

[coarse kelp]

Wym

[verbal ledge]

“There’s no need to switch a to new browser”

[fair zodiac]

edge puts popups now if you download chrome

[verbal ledge]

“Try Microsoft Edge today”

[coarse kelp]

Nani

[keen junco]

but iOS will not let you use anything except safari with a different skin

[unreal siren]

This is urs

[fair zodiac]

and now windows shows a popup if you run a non-edge browser

[coarse kelp]

WOT

[verbal ledge]

“Microsoft Edge is built on chrome with the added trust of Microsoft”

[fair zodiac]

not even kidding

[keen junco]

yop

[coarse kelp]

Uh I don't have this

[verbal ledge]

They even have a new KERNEL MODULE that prevents switching default browser

[fair zodiac]

this is only in the latest of windows

[verbal ledge]

😭

[coarse kelp]

Yes u have that

I

[fair zodiac]

oh well, probably being ab tested

behind velocity values

[coarse kelp]

If that actually happens

[verbal ledge]

Open Microsoft Edge, search chrome, send screenshot

[coarse kelp]

I'm gonna laugh since if it says same as x browser but better

And I'm using Firefox

[paper gate]

@unreal siren hii

[coarse kelp]

I'm gonna be having a good time

[coarse kelp]

E on bed rn

[unreal siren]

@paper gate hii

[fair zodiac]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-now-testing-app-ads-in-windows-11s-start-menu/

[coarse kelp]

No want to boot windows

[fair zodiac]

https://www.theverge.com/23930960/microsoft-edge-google-chrome-poll-why-try-another-browser

[coarse kelp]

I boot windows for things

2 things

Games

And software I can't run through wine or proton

[cursive hornet]

[coarse kelp]

Take these as w

As now more people may want to go.linux

[cursive hornet]

I love copilot saying chrome is good

[verbal ledge]

That’s why I didn’t crop it out

[coarse kelp]

Side note
What os yall use (if linux what distro)

[open pasture]

Why denied ;-;

[cursive hornet]

Windows 10 ltsc for main pc
Debian (stable) for everything else

[coarse kelp]

Why 10 on main

And why have windows at all

[mental oxide]

i just bricked my ReVanced Manager

[cursive hornet]

Games & stuff

[keen kernel]

U need some builds from mine?

[manic cave]

I uninstall revanced manager as soon as I patch yt

[fair zodiac]

i use 10 ltsc 2021

[mental oxide]

who are you

[cursive hornet]

most real stuff happens in WSL ubuntu

[coarse kelp]

Ah makes sense

[fair zodiac]

because my wifi is shit

[verbal ledge]

Why did they shrink the last sentence

[coarse kelp]

Wsl?

[keen kernel]

I'm you but not you at all actually

[cursive hornet]

Windows subsystem for Linux

[paper gate]

@cursive hornet hi

[coarse kelp]

O

[cursive hornet]

I open a terminal and I'm in a Linux vm

[fair zodiac]

it barely works in windows, doesn't at all on linux even though it has drivers

[coarse kelp]

I forgot thats a thing

[mental oxide]

can you clear ReVanced data and check if it fetches the Patches

[coarse kelp]

I barely use cause I dual boot

[dense phoenix]

i love wifi issues

its the best thing

[verbal ledge]

I open terminal and I’m in a linux m

[fair zodiac]

i don't at all because i have windows hypervisor disabled because it's shit

windows hypervisor dampens performance and makes vms in third party hypervisors worse

[keen kernel]

Yeah

[cursive hornet]

I've considered but I found window managent on displays with varying dpis very shit

[mental oxide]

does it work

[coarse kelp]

What's hypervisor

[fair zodiac]

how do you not know

[cursive hornet]

I just know it's a vm thing don't know what it does

[fair zodiac]

hypervisors is what allows vms to be a vm

[coarse kelp]

O I don't use vms that much :3

[fair zodiac]

like

[keen kernel]

Actually tbh I don't wanna clear my revanced manager data sry

[fair zodiac]

it's the basis of any vm software xd

[verbal ledge]

You can have vm without hypervisor

[fair zodiac]

kvm is a hypervisor

[fair zodiac]

i know but

[keen kernel]

It'll reset my customizations

[fair zodiac]

it's practically emulation then

[verbal ledge]

Yea

[fair zodiac]

because it's not using the host cpu directly

[keen kernel]

I can build u some apps tho

[cursive hornet]

Shrimply use revancify.
10x better than manager

[keen kernel]

if u would like

[verbal ledge]

qemu arm vm:

(on an x86_64 system)

[fair zodiac]

bhyve is one too

(freebsd's kernel hypervisor)

[keen kernel]

looks up
needs to run in termux

[verbal ledge]

@bold wren fawnie

[cursive hornet]

It's cli only but stupid fast and easy

[keen kernel]

but what's also stupid fast and easy is revanced manager

[fair zodiac]

there's also nvmm

which is netbsd's kernel hypervisor

along with other bsds but yeah

[cursive hornet]

Revanced manager is slow and shit

[mental oxide]

it's not Manager the issue, it won't fetch the patches

[keen kernel]

ok yeah true

Evelyn I can send u my cache maybe if I can figure it out

[mental oxide]

erm how would i replace my cache with yours

[keen kernel]

I don't know

[dusty goblet]

Green bananas aren't even that bad

[verbal ledge]

iOS so good

[dusty goblet]

@mental oxide @mental oxide hiii

[fair zodiac]

android when

[mental oxide]

can you see what you have in this files folder

[verbal ledge]

android is good too

[mental oxide]

hai

[dusty goblet]

Hru

[mental oxide]

bad

[coarse kelp]

Don't look like it

[verbal ledge]

what happens if you try to access /

[verbal ledge]

stfu

[coarse kelp]

;(

[winter girder]

im gonna recompile your kernel

[cursive hornet]

Way too hard

[fair zodiac]

^

[fair zodiac]

lg v60 thinq 5g

real

[dusty goblet]

Whyyy what happen :c

[mental oxide]

my ReVanced Manager decided to die

[dusty goblet]

Not really

[mental oxide]

no matter what i do

reinstalling, clearing data etc.

[cursive hornet]

Shrimply use revancify

[dusty goblet]

Horror

[mental oxide]

send link

[dense phoenix]

skill issue tbh

[mental oxide]

sunnie shut the fuck up

[atomic magnet]

You do not have permissions to start Activities in this channel. why tf the button's there

[cursive hornet]

https://github.com/decipher3114/Revancify

[mental oxide]

i am getting frustrated and i'm not joking

[dense phoenix]

what do u want me to do

come to your house and fix your shit

[mental oxide]

nothing just meow

[mental oxide]

NO NEVER

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[fair zodiac]

insan

[verbal ledge]

Settings app so good

[cursive hornet]

Why the fuck is a cli app such a turnoff for people

[dense phoenix]

it doesnt even work

i tried it

explosion

[mental oxide]

GUI clears CLI i'm afraid

[cursive hornet]

Skill issue

[verbal ledge]

palera1n tui has mouse support

[bold wren]

hanabi

[bold wren]

cute

[fair zodiac]

wha

[paper gate]

o

[bold wren]

harmony

[fair zodiac]

nice

how do tuis support mouse btw

like is there libs for it

[bold wren]

yes

[verbal ledge]

yes but I did it manually

[bold wren]

o

nice

[dense phoenix]

okay but how

[verbal ledge]

no external libs required

[dense phoenix]

do you just get mouse input

[fair zodiac]

huh?

[verbal ledge]

you send an ansi escape code to the terminal

[bold wren]

it's just like esacpe sequences

[cursive hornet]

@paper gate

[verbal ledge]

The terminal begins to send mouse events straight to stdin

[fair zodiac]

what libs btw

[verbal ledge]

uh

c library?

[paper gate]

libmeow

[fair zodiac]

oh

[night cape]

good god

this is what i get for using webtechnologies

[bold wren]

https://github.com/charmbracelet/harmonica

[fair zodiac]

nice

[paper gate]

harmonica

[verbal ledge]

For the curious

[fair zodiac]

very simple

[paper gate]

shrimple even

[fair zodiac]

https://betawiki.net/wiki/Multitasking_MS-DOS_4.00_internal_work_2.06

[paper gate]

HAHALOSAH

[verbal ledge]

hai

[paper gate]

haii

[paper gate]

I am in bed

[odd wave]

me too

[dense phoenix]

is this dantes

[odd wave]

one day o hope i can cuddle someone

[night cape]

yes

[paper gate]

47 days

[odd wave]

until what…

[paper gate]

yes

[keen kernel]

Until venbanned

[keen kernel]

imagine the person who made the jpeg algorithm seeing jpeg artifacting everywhere

[golden marlin]

[odd wave]

theyd be like

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768802917918048287/1087785874688852098/Untitled-1-cats-test.gif

[keen kernel]

What does that mean

[odd wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768802917918048287/1087785874688852098/Untitled-1-cats-test.gif

[fair zodiac]

they're improving on it

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-20849772

[fair zodiac]

but nobody is adopting those improvements

:(

[odd wave]

IM ALYHING

SPIN forever

[fair zodiac]

what

[odd wave]

La if hing

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697113681229512754/1211724702247292969/image0.gif

[odd wave]

youguys are so funny i love you

[paper gate]

nini

[night cape]

alan!

[ripe willow]

Microsoft removed filesystem mini filter driver templates

from VS

I wonder why

....

Good thing I still have them on my main PC

I can just make a base here and then move that project to my laptop

[night cape]

ngl i doubt anyone here gets what youre talking about..

[odd wave]

idont

[ripe willow]

This option is removed

from newer versions of the WDK and Visual Studios

[night cape]

meow

[fallow pawn]

snailing

[night cape]

oh right thats global

@pine vessel why is your dumb plugin still not merged

[fair zodiac]

"dumb"

[dusty goblet]

@night cape miau

[night cape]

hello

[covert inlet]

@crisp finch meow :3

Hi elvyra

[ripe willow]

@night cape

[ripe willow]

bleh

[covert inlet]

sacry

[fallow pawn]

[night cape]

i hate the way they set this up

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008032100617826415/1234033683736957020/android_users.mp4?ex=662f42ed&is=662df16d&hm=5d51f79532c974e0f2c92958262d291f8ce57e4e6d3458e45f614a8cc926d525&

[night cape]

like the fact you have to download the stupid vs

and then it takes three hours

[ripe willow]

and then like

you go to compile your fresh project

and it's like

"you don't have the spectre mitigations installed"

[mental oxide]

does someone have any idea on how this works

[winter sandal]

hai

[mental oxide]

as a pro-Palestine girl myself this is literally the average kid with the Palestine flag as their pfp

[fallow pawn]

I think they swore

[winter sandal]

they live in roblox

[open pasture]

entspannen mit mein kindern

ich bin nacht mit mein kindern

[winter sandal]

tf

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[mental oxide]

yesterday on F-Droid i found Nix for Android but idk how that shit worked

[fallow pawn]

I love swinging my legs

[dusty goblet]

It stopped

Surely it will continue in a moment

And nothing got stuck

[mental oxide]

surely.

[fallow pawn]

[winter sandal]

aaaa

i know this place

[dusty goblet]

It continued

[dusty goblet]

I was supposed to ride on Thursday when it got stuck :3

I was at the entrance as one of the first 😭

[winter sandal]

wym stuck😨

[copper turtle]

Meow

[winter sandal]

happens everytime

[dusty goblet]

It got stuck during an empty test ride reading to the planned early access event for annual ticket posessors bring cancelled

[copper turtle]

I'm watching the lego movie in vrchat 🔥

[winter sandal]

IM GLAD YOU DID NOT GET IN

[dusty goblet]

🔥

Pic from Thursday

[dusty goblet]

I'm sad because I wanted to ride that mf without waiting multiple hours like rn

[winter sandal]

you would've been dead

r u still waiting for that thing rn

[dusty goblet]

Nuh

[dusty goblet]

Yeah duh for probably at least another hour maybe 2

Because now everyone can ride it

[winter sandal]

i remember waiting for 2 and a half hours

[dusty goblet]

On Friday it was at 4+ hours waiting time

[winter sandal]

oh my

[paper gate]

nini

[dusty goblet]

I came early so only 90+ minutes but I wanna ride first row as my first ride so it's gonna take some time

[winter sandal]

Getting in the first row was a regret for me.

[dusty goblet]

Why

[winter sandal]

They started it at a moment I didn't expect and my eyes was like blacked out

i was talking to my friends im like when is it gonna start and out of nowhere it started

[small solstice]

bredda dem cruisin at 459 miles an hour

the gifs have sound

[slow brook]

this won’t be abused

ever

[dusty goblet]

Rip but not a first row thing pretty sure lmao

[paper gate]

I've been waiting for you

@burnt maple

[small solstice]

loud sounds inside of the gifs is as far as that abuse can get

[paper gate]

spidor

[small solstice]

maybe MKULTRA style audio snippets that make you delusional

thatd be cool

[paper gate]

hi @small solstice

[small solstice]

Wat Up

[steep spire]

WOOF OR DIE

[paper gate]

I am mkultra subject

okay I'm gonna nini

[steep spire]

WOOGF WOOF

WOOF

[small solstice]

if ur fr, dm me

ok goodnight

[paper gate]

ninii

[small solstice]

goodnight

bredda dem cruisin on of 65mg nitrous (my last bredda dem for tonight) X

D

D

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple

[paper gate]

gn sam

[winter sandal]

maybe but being in the first row was horrifying for me

[small solstice]

that message looks demented when its all on one line

but yes, the walls, go on

[dusty goblet]

Sad

[mental oxide]

@small solstice based pfp

[small solstice]

tyyyyy

the walls

[open pasture]

[lean lava]

sire

[keen junco]

@steep spire i made it only 90% shit now

[steep spire]

fucking blahaj wave form

I am killing myself

[keen junco]

if it works it works

[dusty goblet]

No row pick sad

[winter girder]

did you know you can use your headphones as a mic. Yes I mean talking into your headphones that don't have a mic

[open pasture]

where my pedos at

[golden marlin]

ye

[mental oxide]

did you know that your hard drive has a mic

[steep spire]

That would work technically. 🤓

[winter girder]

what.

[mental oxide]

yop

[winter girder]

liar

[keen junco]

i do something cursed for my microphone

[mental oxide]

can someone send that tweet

[steep spire]

I put penut bodder on my fucking ugh microphjon

[mental oxide]

i need to make this hopeless girl realize the world we live in

[golden marlin]

You could use a v1brator as a mic technically (who tf blacklisted that damn word)

[keen junco]

mic input -> obs -> apply filters in obs -> output to virtual audio cable input -> input into discord

[steep spire]

WQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[winter girder]

what would happen if i try to use my mic as headphones

[winter girder]

damn

[keen junco]

pain and suffering

[golden marlin]

The world would end I would say

[steep spire]

WOOOF WOOOFO WOOOF

WOOF

[nocturne bough]

probably very good things

[winter girder]

aww man

[nocturne bough]

you should try

[winter girder]

okay!! ill try!!!

[keen junco]

always trust manti

[winter girder]

guys my computer wont turn back on :'(

[keen junco]

sorry i will fix

[golden marlin]

Good. Just as planned.

[winter girder]

manti, should i give all my life savings to you

[nocturne bough]

the answer of that question is

[dusty goblet]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONE OF THE COASTERS EVER

[nocturne bough]

YES!!

definiletly

[winter girder]

whats your paypal

[nocturne bough]

I dont have a paypal

[winter girder]

loser

[mental oxide]

worship manti

[nocturne bough]

turkey banned paypal

[tame thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1135766518538440734.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=nijikacriesbuttherearesomekinema

@nocturne bough java role

[winter girder]

eat turkey

[nocturne bough]

soon

[winter girder]

@tame thorn how tf you got the nitro only avatar decoration without nitro

[mental oxide]

if you don't remove it it stays

[tame thorn]

idk

[open pasture]

What do you use instead?

[tame thorn]

i love cors

[winter girder]

damn

[tame thorn]

can i have java

[open pasture]

Turkey should ban discord next

[nocturne bough]

blabla they are not givin enough taxes paypayl bad and evil

yes they should banned