🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mental oxide]

SCHOOL TEST ON BIRTHDAY

.

[dusty goblet]

HORROR

[verbal ledge]

[errant chasm]

[sly spear]

It is fucking not

[mental oxide]

I FUCKING CAN'T SKIP

MY PARENTS WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO

[errant chasm]

important test

i assume

[mental oxide]

no it's not important

[errant chasm]

oh

[dusty goblet]

alabama moment

[mental oxide]

YES I COULD DO THAT

BUT

MY PARENTS

WILL KNOW

IF I'M ABSENT

[dusty goblet]

say ur sick

[mental oxide]

I'M A MINOR I CAN LEAVE SCHOOL ONLY WHEN MY PARENTS ARRIVE

[dusty goblet]

then tell them to call them

make up a humongous headache

take meds at home

[errant chasm]

can't you call them and then leave

[dusty goblet]

bam

[mental oxide]

THEY CAN'T COME

[dusty goblet]

WHY NOT

[mental oxide]

MY DAD WORKS

MY MOM TOO

[errant chasm]

bwaa

[mental oxide]

THEY PHYSICALLY CAN'T

[dusty goblet]

MAKE THEM GET OFF WOR- wait ur not german

[errant chasm]

smuggle evy out of the country

shrimple

[mental oxide]

YES I KNOW THEY COULD THEORETICALLY LEAVE THEIR WORKPLACE TO PICK ME UP BUT

THEY WOULD GET MAD

AT ME

AND SAY

[mental oxide]

"YOU DID IT ONLY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY"

[dusty goblet]

why does mania have me blocked

[errant chasm]

i mean i wouldn't blame you

[unique wyvern]

definitely

[mental oxide]

i had a talk with my dad and he said:"consider it a normal day"

[dusty goblet]

[mental oxide]

i wanted to tell him to end his life

but couldn't

[errant chasm]

horror

[mental oxide]

do you understand how tragic this shit is

[outer sapphire]

:>

[dusty goblet]

i mean a birthday for me is like any other day because nobody ever remembers it other than family and i dont do anytrhing other from a nomrla day

[stark herald]

same but ive done this before ,, i just leave without them knowing

and they odn notice

[mental oxide]

NEITHER WOULD I DO ANYTHING SPECIAL

I JUST WANTED THE DAY OFF OF SCHOOL

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

[stiff urchin]

wait today's your birthday?

[mental oxide]

no

tomorrow

[stiff urchin]

when is it then

o

[dusty goblet]

last birthday in school not even the guy who has birthday on the same day as me remembered that i have birthday

[errant chasm]

same here, haven't done anything special on it before

[stark herald]

you will say youre sick in the morning

[mental oxide]

THEY WON'T BELIEVE ME

yeah

[dusty goblet]

puke in front of their feet

eaxy

[mental oxide]

my parents are the last ones who care about my birthday

how

what do i do to get sickness

[crystal harness]

Lick a toilet seat

[mental oxide]

THAT'S GONNA KILL ME

[crystal harness]

nuh uh

[stark herald]

my dad keeps alcohol under kitchen sink

[lime talon]

right

[stark herald]

vodka

[dusty goblet]

i love germany so much

Ordinance on special leave for federal civil servants and federal judges

is gonna become my favourite ordinance

[mental oxide]

https://www.threads.net/@europeancommission/post/C6EWeHLI4b6/ i am ending everything

[dusty goblet]

tiktok needs to be banned

[lucid barn]

not really

[mental oxide]

every social media is as dangerous as TikTok

[lucid barn]

apps like facebook do a lot more w ur data

[sage dome]

https://lambda.jenku.xyz/u/x6A6lz.png https://lambda.jenku.xyz/u/hGtk3X.png REAL

[dusty goblet]

i feel like tiktok does a lot more of spreading brain rot than other platforms do

it was better before tiktok

hence i want it gone

[mental oxide]

Threads has Fediverse Crossposting (in beta)

[mental oxide]

(only in America, Canada and Japan)

[sage dome]

Short form content has always been brainrot because that is how short form content works

[night cape]

inshallah

[warm cradle]

who uses lambda???? all my homies love sigma

[lime talon]

jank setup for layout defo but it works

[night cape]

[ornate orbit]

Lol the deadline is legit 1 day

that's a w move

[dusty goblet]

I love the tiktok statistic that shows that the nazis are getting infinitely more views than the restr

[night cape]

naja ok verständlich

wer schaut denn freiwillig söders tiktoks

[dusty goblet]

[warm cradle]

auch ich spreche deutsch

[warm cradle]

[sudden sun]

i keep accidentally using 3 gigs of ram

help

[verbal ledge]

with what

[warm cradle]

unused memory is wasted memory

[sudden sun]

nvm i was using the wrong var

too much recursion

[keen junco]

nature is healing

[dusty goblet]

jebi tvoju sestru

[warm cradle]

need some janitors over here

[mighty forum]

I bought all the memory
I will use all the memory

[dusty goblet]

[warm cradle]

exactly

[dusty goblet]

wrong

[sand citrus]

[warm cradle]

i cant... control.. myself ARRGHJM-

[night cape]

german is allowed

[sudden sun]

gm

[verbal ledge]

ayo what

[sand citrus]

im not allowing german here sorry

[night cape]

noone asked for your opinion

go away

[warm cradle]

refer to my vennie sticker post

[keen junco]

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3EAok9Tegc10rne3gpoD2K

[slow brook]

what app is this

[sand citrus]

who hurt u

[night cape]

u

[lime talon]

what mode should i use for upscaling 3DS footage

[sand citrus]

im sorry didnt know ur so fragile bbg

[slow brook]

day 4 of asking for image perms for all

[sand citrus]

ill treat u w care

[night cape]

i have a boyfriend.

[sudden sun]

meow

[warm cradle]

i felt that

[verbal ledge]

NetEase 😭

[warm cradle]

deep within my souls

[verbal ledge]

Didn’t they make china minecraft

[sand citrus]

noone asked for your opinion
go away

[sand citrus]

sorry i tried to be as creepy as possible

[sudden sun]

i love macos

[warm cradle]

dunno but for sure they have china roblox

its rly boring games on there

[sand citrus]

china minecraft is a thing p sure

and it has like

different mobs and stuff

[warm cradle]

u cant blow stuff up with a rocket launcher

[sand citrus]

why did u screenshot and poist that

[warm cradle]

ayoo

[sand citrus]

can ud elete

[open pasture]

I love it

[sand citrus]

the "this content is blocked" mute should come baclk

[open pasture]

you cannot out ven the cord

[verbal ledge]

.

[open pasture]

Bcs it's nothing bad?

[warm cradle]

full shiggy

[sand citrus]

???

did u read what u said

and process it

[warm cradle]

white names i swear

right

[sand citrus]

Ikr ..

[open pasture]

I thought I said rap

💀

[warm cradle]

i'm different

[open pasture]

Mb 💀

Rap*

💀

[warm cradle]

xddd

[open pasture]

Imma leave in shame now

[warm cradle]

shame 🔔

[lime talon]

it takes time

[warm cradle]

what is this

[dusty goblet]

me

[sand citrus]

terrain builder

[warm cradle]

ah

[rapid aurora]

I took a 4 hour nap by accident

it wasn't an accident

[warm cradle]

the eepy allegations won @rapid aurora

[rapid aurora]

fr

[rapid aurora]

@mental oxide h

[mental oxide]

h

[lime talon]

minecraft on 3DS

[errant chasm]

[warm cradle]

so kyoot

[dusty goblet]

32168

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

what

[errant chasm]

what do they mean

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hi

[stark herald]

@paper gatet

[lapis lava]

how to remove APP tag:

1. hop on https://aliucord.com

[stark herald]

also gets rid of the annoying polls and slash commands

[lapis lava]

/ cmds are a bit annoying to use

[verbal ledge]

2. Patch discord

[stark herald]

no features = no annoyances

[lapis lava]

to not use

[paper gate]

tissue box

@verbal ledge hai

[verbal ledge]

hai

[stark herald]

@paper gate#how to inject aliucord on web discord

[rapid aurora]

heya

[stark herald]

implement

[paper gate]

i will tell

soon

[verbal ledge]

Hai

[errant chasm]

im hungry

do i eat bread

[paper gate]

ywes

yes

[crystal harness]

eat garlic bread

[fresh ledge]

No eat noodles

[mental oxide]

@night cape

[errant chasm]

too sleepy to make anything

[fresh ledge]

Order pizza. Pizza yummy

[errant chasm]

maybe

[crystal harness]

do you own an airfryer

[errant chasm]

yes

[night cape]

whatuwant

[mental oxide]

hai

hru

[night cape]

i am

[mental oxide]

then sleep silly goober

[night cape]

fishie,,

[night cape]

not sleepy

[errant chasm]

fishie so cute

[night cape]

just cuddling in bed

[paper gate]

hi alyssa

i love garlic bread

https://imgur.com/a/uGERLeH

[warm cradle]

has someone tried banana bread

[errant chasm]

my mother made it before, i dont remember much about it though

[warm cradle]

:[

i wonder what its like

[warm cradle]

Eww stocks

[errant chasm]

fuck off

@dense phoenix

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough

[errant chasm]

[paper gate]

mantika interested

[errant chasm]

thanks sunnie

[errant chasm]

[night cape]

why delete mine

i replaced the tg

[noble quest]

Can someone ping me a few times I want to test something

[open pasture]

@noble quest

@noble quest

@noble quest

@noble quest

@noble quest

Need more?

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/flyosity/status/1782187184965005322

[paper gate]

@keen junco @keen junco

[keen junco]

zweet

@winter needle you will explode

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132 @keen junco

learn horse language @keen junco

[keen junco]

🐴

[paper gate]

yes

[verbal ledge]

@signal raptor spy

[harsh minnow]

why are news showing this like it's some major crazy thing

AFD is extremely good at making online content

other parties are boomers and don't even bother

other parties need to stop being boomers and work on their online presence

[verbal ledge]

@harsh minnow what does ur nickname mean

[harsh minnow]

it directly translates to "may (tiny) bell"

[paper gate]

what happens if i ./nekohaxx.sh

[harsh minnow]

lily of the valley

[ripe willow]

just cat nekohaxx.sh

unless they do a shell escape

through those fancy

ascii shits

for coloured shells 😭

[harsh minnow]

step 1. hire young people, not boomers
step 2. get them to make tiktoks, instagram shit, etc that captivates young people

the closest cdu has to a good online presence is philip amtor

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow hi

[harsh minnow]

they need to get Philip amtor to make thirst trap tiktoks

would immediately skyrocket cdu votership

[warm cradle]

anime

[harsh minnow]

afd also has a lot of good youtube content

they really got their social media game down

now try looking for interesting youtube videos or tiktoks by CDU, SPD etc

there are none

[paper gate]

veeeeee 😭

[harsh minnow]

(this is not an endorsement of the afd in any shape or form, but no matter what your opinion about them is they objectively have by far the best online presence out of all the political parties)

even the zoomer parties like pirates or die partei don't have as good of a presence (but still way better than boomer parties)

[woeful kettle]

I couldn’t agree more

[covert inlet]

@crisp finch meow :3

[paper gate]

hi nain

im sending vee to vermont

[covert inlet]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[covert inlet]

how are you

[paper gate]

eepy

how are you

[covert inlet]

good

[paper gate]

[empty tulip]

did I miss anything lately?

[paper gate]

hiii zovi

[empty tulip]

hey

[worthy galleon]

gay sex in vc

[covert inlet]

nuclear bomb recipe

[covert inlet]

shhh

[empty tulip]

lol

[next warren]

@paper gate

gm sleeper

[paper gate]

hi four

[stark herald]

You.

[paper gate]

NOP

[rapid aurora]

fr?

[covert inlet]

frfrfrfrr

[stark herald]

[cerulean lance]

sudo rm -rf /*
printf "\033c"```

[paper gate]

what is that

[stark herald]

cat box

[ripe willow]

we don't enjoy shell escaping 'round these parts

[mental oxide]

@empty tulip haihai

[empty tulip]

hey there Akira?

[ripe willow]

We love how the developers of the shell environments are like "IT'S THE WEBAPP'S FAULT"
and the web environments are like "bro it's the shell app's fault. we need to get rid of colours in the shell"

[rapid aurora]

woah

[mental oxide]

yop Akìra it's me

hru Zovi :3

[rapid aurora]

Zovi I missed you

[covert inlet]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[empty tulip]

I'm good

[mental oxide]

nice :3

[empty tulip]

are you in your emo phase or what? cute pfp

[errant chasm]

@mental oxide hai

[cerulean lance]

web dev isnt even dev its scripting

[mental oxide]

haihai

[open pasture]

sudo deez nuts

[empty tulip]

wbu

[cerulean lance]

sudo echo

[mental oxide]

pretty pissed off

[jaunty stag]

thats crazy lmao

[ripe willow]

That's terrible logic

[open pasture]

@real skiff do we do the bar hopping

[ripe willow]

I can spin up a webserver in C++

and handle all the functions

through that

scripting?

ok bud.

[cerulean lance]

not the point

[open pasture]

i can spin up c++ in a web server

[ripe willow]

then what is

[cerulean lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAGCULPO_DE this is a really good video explaining it

[ripe willow]

HTML and CSS together make a turing complete language

[mental oxide]

@harsh minnow https://www.threads.net/@metanewsroom/post/C6EeJ-COBRX/

[jaunty stag]

("ruined my life")

[rapid aurora]

mew

[open pasture]

remember, code is nothing without someone to code

[ripe willow]

I don't do ReactJS

I hardly do JS

[covert inlet]

meow :3

[ripe willow]

to begin with

I ONLY do it when I want some AJAX

[rapid aurora]

meowww

[woeful kettle]

meow :3

[covert inlet]

meow :3

[open pasture]

what happened to korbo

[covert inlet]

meow :3

[elder geyser]

hello

[rapid aurora]

hiii

[cerulean lance]

not up to date with vencord drama

[jaunty stag]

1,255 results for "korbo"

[open pasture]

executed

i have not been no

[mental oxide]

banned IIRC

[open pasture]

rip

[mental oxide]

ion remember the reason tho

[sage dome]

[open pasture]

cause went full rage baby mode

[noble quest]

Banned for being annoying

[elder geyser]

THANK YOU GOD

[open pasture]

interesting

[ripe willow]

is this good?

[elder geyser]

I HATED THAT MF SO MUCH

[noble quest]

Had a meltdown over something

[elder geyser]

yes

[rapid aurora]

vsync off :

[errant chasm]

@elder geyser

[woeful kettle]

meow :3

[open pasture]

a usual occurrence

[ripe willow]

can I get better for $400 CAD?

[covert inlet]

meow :3

[open pasture]

lost discord roles

[noble quest]

Yea, I played Minecraft with him on a smp before I ran into him in this server and he got really mad over something I didn't even do

[open pasture]

😭

[woeful kettle]

meow :3

[noble quest]

He also got ncp installed on the smp server by talking about x-raying in chat

[open pasture]

wdym

[noble quest]

Wdym wdym

[next warren]

translate

[noble quest]

He got anti cheat installed by cheating then talking about him cheating in chat

[next warren]

h

how do you install anti cheat by cheating

and what's the deal with talking after you do that

[sage dome]

i fixed it idk what happened

[noble quest]

The server owner installed the anti cheat

[next warren]

by cheating

i dont get you at all

[noble quest]

I give up trying to explain this

[next warren]

,,

[rapid aurora]

I was just joking...

[next warren]

cmon

[rapid aurora]

@paper gate

[sage dome]

someone was talking about cheating so the owner added anticheat i think ?

[next warren]

@noble quest

confirm

[paper gate]

hi jenker

[next warren]

@noble quest

hi

[paper gate]

creature

[night cape]

mee

[rapid aurora]

fr

[rapid aurora]

WHAAAAAAT

😭

[winter girder]

I

[rapid aurora]

Koda are you okay..

[mint mantle]

Spogebop

[crystal harness]

please....
the shiggy...

[paper gate]

hi alysa

i am exploding

[crystal harness]

same

[rapid aurora]

person below this message needs to explode

[rapid aurora]

why there's a low quality shiggy

[paper gate]

[unique wyvern]

buh

[rapid aurora]

koc hiii

[unique wyvern]

hello

[unique wyvern]

good evening

[crystal harness]

ask the moderaters of "kawaii femboi discord"

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/play-meow-neko-atsume-cat-gif-23298553

[unique wyvern]

no way i'm really being blessed today

[night cape]

give to me? 🥺

[vast inlet]

Wth that's a thing?

[night cape]

i need it!

[unique wyvern]

forgot to reply

[vast inlet]

Nitro gift card is a first

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[unique wyvern]

no way really being blessed today

[vast inlet]

Send that pic without your hand pls

[unique wyvern]

the back is done nicely too

[unique wyvern]

you stole it

mean

[robust relic]

prove it

[night cape]

buy for me meow :3

[unique wyvern]

it's the video right there

[robust relic]

i dont think anyone can buy physical nitro gift cards

[unique wyvern]

just get someone to do it for you

like it happened earlier in the day

[robust relic]

afaik discord only gives them away through physical events

[unique wyvern]

yeah

[next warren]

just don't buy it

[unique wyvern]

i think they do

[night cape]

what u think im doing

[unique wyvern]

begging for nitro?

dunno

[night cape]

:3

[rapid aurora]

hru doing

[crystal harness]

if you give me nitro ill give you a uhhh a cookie yeah

[unique wyvern]

i don't have to beg for anything though, it just comes naturally

[unique wyvern]

chilling

[paper gate]

🍪

[unique wyvern]

just playing this new game i've got

[unique wyvern]

discord staff can also like buy them as forms of gifts i think

[robust relic]

i’ve only seen them gift digital codes

[unique wyvern]

i mean i figure that they also give it out to their IRL friends

[crystal harness]

how do you do this
what are your secrets

[unique wyvern]

friends

[open pasture]

Bro has lifetime nitro

[crystal harness]

oh damn i cant do it then

[open pasture]

Who even uses amazon music

[paper gate]

@open pasture hii

[open pasture]

@paper gate hiii

[paper gate]

:3

[night cape]

fake

[open pasture]

You're fake

[verbal ledge]

You can get full nitro for $3.40 a month

[covert inlet]

how

[open pasture]

You can get nitro for free

[keen junco]

You now

[night cape]

whats up fartise

[verbal ledge]

Pay in TRY instead of USD

lol

[open pasture]

Nope

[paper gate]

hi nekohax

[verbal ledge]

hai

[open pasture]

The ceiling

[paper gate]

hii

[unique wyvern]

also did i ever tell you that you sound gay as hell

true french citizen

[keen junco]

Yope

[open pasture]

Yopent

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/foxmel-cat-halo-tiktok-gif-24287103

[keen junco]

first time a woman texted me first

[jaunty stag]

let the world burn

[verbal ledge]

Run nekohaxx.sh as root

[jaunty stag]

congrats

[paper gate]

that was me actually

[keen junco]

zeet is woman

:o

[paper gate]

nop

[errant chasm]

zeet will dress up in cute clothes

[pseudo burrow]

when did they add battle.net connections to discord i forgot

[verbal ledge]

I’m gonna make a discord mod when I get home

[paper gate]

@pseudo burrow ih

[verbal ledge]

For mobile

[paper gate]

noo

[pseudo burrow]

hi

[errant chasm]

[pseudo burrow]

hru

[verbal ledge]

Why are there so little good options for iOS

[paper gate]

eeepy

hru

[pseudo burrow]

good

just making a roblox game.

oh man

[sinful urchin]

ur just begging to get ur token stolen at this point

[paper gate]

so eeepy

[next warren]

stop

wrong

[paper gate]

yes

[next warren]

true

[paper gate]

hi four

[noble quest]

I think it's kinda crazy that someone with my token could completely dox me

[night cape]

how did i even write this what the fuck 😭

[next warren]

eep

[night cape]

7/8??

[next warren]

when=!7/8

thats normal on phone

[rapid aurora]

that's cool

[unique wyvern]

to get your token stolen you gotta do something stupid

and im not doing anything stupid other than posting a screenshot that's obviously fake lmao

[next warren]

why fake

[unique wyvern]

why would a random have 76 years worth of nitro

[shrewd crane]

s,asnsgug

smagsngung

smasnug

[rapid aurora]

hi vinner!!!

[paper gate]

hiii @burnt maple

[unique wyvern]

that's like $11k worth of nitro and i'd rather invest it into something

[next warren]

im pretty sure there are people who are dumb enough to spend more 7.6k on taht

[pseudo burrow]

never got why people judge other people for ranting

[unique wyvern]

wbu

[next warren]

100*76

[unique wyvern]

7.6k?

[next warren]

99.99 even

[unique wyvern]

hold on

[rapid aurora]

I have 2 more months of nitro

[pseudo burrow]

where

did you get all of this

[rapid aurora]

I'm studying

[pseudo burrow]

idk

[unique wyvern]

1 month of nitro in my country is 48.99

that times 912

= 43,766.88

[pseudo burrow]

im thinking

should i opt out discord arbitration

[unique wyvern]

?? it's fake

why in the world would i have like 70 years of nitro

[pseudo burrow]

some people do

[sinful urchin]

furries are loaded,, u just never know

[shrewd crane]

hai
(remember when i told u to call me vinny 😔...................................)

[rapid aurora]

I'm really sorry I forgot

[shrewd crane]

its okay

[pseudo burrow]

yes

[unique wyvern]

true

[shrewd crane]

bro what is clyde doing here

isnt he dead

[unique wyvern]

yeah

but he isn't removed or anything

[pseudo burrow]

he rose from the dead!

[shrewd crane]

but why does he have a gay flag profile decor

i mean lgbt

[pseudo burrow]

what

where

[shrewd crane]

i cant post pics man

[sinful urchin]

plugin thingy

[shrewd crane]

::(

[sinful urchin]

dw abt it

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1232021438500704366/caption.gif

[shrewd crane]

o k

@shadow owl

he ded

just like my wifi

[dusty goblet]

i read that as wife

[shrewd crane]

LOOOOOOOL

[cerulean lance]

hi wife

[dusty goblet]

wha

[last sky]

[cerulean lance]

arent we married

[dusty goblet]

i didnt sign anything

[shrewd crane]

sign my hand

[next warren]

[next warren]

echo post

[cerulean lance]

will you sign pls

[dusty goblet]

why

[warm cradle]

rofl

[cerulean lance]

because ily

[warm cradle]

can i be the priest

[dusty goblet]

why

[cerulean lance]

joke reason or real reason

[dusty goblet]

yes

[cerulean lance]

whar

[warm cradle]

[dusty goblet]

yes

:3

(both)

[cerulean lance]

joke reason: ive been in love with you since middle school,..,.,,.

[warm cradle]

Real

[cerulean lance]

real reason: because im lonely and touch starved and i will dedicate my life to anyone who gives me an ounce of love and attention

[warm cradle]

real..

[dusty goblet]

this is too real

damn

[cerulean lance]

will you sign now pls

[gilded talon]

uwu

[covert inlet]

@crisp finch meow :3

[warm cradle]

there are some fox anime character asmrs that usually does the job

with big booba

[cerulean lance]

wouldnt that just make you feel lonelier

"im so lonely i need to listen to strangers on the internet telling me they love me even tho i dont even know them"

[warm cradle]

play pretend the fox anime character to existence

[dusty goblet]

how about you marry (?:@nocturne bough|@lapis lava|@open pasture|@gilded talon)

enjoy getting pinged

[cerulean lance]

nop

i want u

[clever wyvern]

hii

[warm cradle]

kyoot

[dusty goblet]

theres other people wanting me as well

[cerulean lance]

oh no

love triangle

[warm cradle]

is there a shape that's exactly like a vinnie shape?

vennie*

it should be that love shaped stuff

[last sky]

?????

?????

[warm cradle]

what

[errant chasm]

hai

[last sky]

OH ASMR

I DIDNT SEE THAT

[warm cradle]

senko bread

[errant chasm]

[last sky]

I THOUFBR U SAID FOX CHARACTERS WITH BOOBS

[cerulean lance]

byoncord

[warm cradle]

whar did u read

[errant chasm]

eepy

[last sky]

literally just this without the asmr part

[warm cradle]

Xdddd

[last sky]

gay duke

[warm cradle]

REAL

well someone should make it

[keen junco]

i revived him

[shrewd crane]

bro did the cpr on him

[keen junco]

i gave him the chug jug

[warm cradle]

i really want to

chug jug with you

we can be pro fortnite gamers

[night cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186411085557932093/1232024426170679316/image0-1.png?ex=66391729&is=6626a229&hm=0ff62ed79782c2490bdf04a2a8d53b7a999065647f423600ceb8134cf5771f73&

[sly spear]

Trump got rizz

[cerulean lance]

https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9sekcauwrz3zj50j

[warm cradle]

Joe Biden should just send everyone an amber alert to Download Vencord

[jolly nexus]

one of many within the flesh of the embassy ([e-mail])

[antiwoke obesk comedian] my pronouns are ERROR : : 'unprocessable entity' : : NON-RENDERABLE : : PROHIBITIVE INCOHERENCE 🤣

Mastodon · Apr 22, 2024, 1:34 PM

[warm cradle]

imagine all the messages in supp channel

[north tartan]

heyy im here all of a sudden

[warm cradle]

hey here all of a sudden

[sly spear]

I'm dad

[north tartan]

[warm cradle]

also

u are a white name yucks

[rapid aurora]

mew

[north tartan]

oof

[last sky]

WAIT

i'm test

ok thank god

it doesn't have the name change thing

[warm cradle]

[north tartan]

[warm cradle]

we need a mewing emote

i think i can say that behalf of all the users

[sly spear]

I just tried to turn off the sun with my remote

And i'm kinda disappointed it didn't work

[warm cradle]

that's not how itbworks

[sly spear]

Yes it fucking is

[warm cradle]

🧓 Gen Zers think everything just get handed to themselves

the sun wont turn off with the remote

[mental oxide]

remember chat, if you roommate disrespects you, double their rent

[forest phoenix]

how to get x64 version of vencord? anyone?

[warm cradle]

u go to the sun and then turn it off

@sly spear

[sly spear]

That's a special bonus once you meow over 1000 times

[forest phoenix]

=(

[warm cradle]

the count starts now with 0

matter of fact

-1000

@visual lynx

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150929285469716530/1223754978003521656/RDT_20240330_1456072625631407411781486.gif

[visual lynx]

wha

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-me-when-i-get-you-sped-up-meow-meow-kitty-gif-2542090659371918242

[crystal harness]

fucking based

i mew all day like a gigachad

[visual lynx]

metal heads when they see magnet heads

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[warm cradle]

ah hell nah to all the above

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/734913893956190259/1146181295458766948/F011uaFWIAEZBze.gif

[warm cradle]

[next warren]

stupid

[crystal harness]

me

[warm cradle]

i have the stupid

[keen junco]

nuh uh

[mental oxide]

i may be autistic

[covert inlet]

real

[crystal harness]

you are in this server, yes

[mental oxide]

no but like seriously

i may be autistic

[warm cradle]

oh

but u are our tism

[mental oxide]

chat, it arrived.

[warm cradle]

control bucket? treatment?

[next warren]

@hollow jackal

hi

[hollow jackal]

hihi

[open pasture]

hi pedos

[warm cradle]

err

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@crystal harness hi

@elder geyser hi

[hollow jackal]

??? this is the first time ive seen you anywhere in like 2 years

what a greeting

[open pasture]

i missed u

[crystal harness]

they've said "pedo" 6 times in this server

[covert inlet]

meow

[warm cradle]

[hollow jackal]

u remember me

[noble quest]

Hi

[open pasture]

yes

rinne

[hollow jackal]

average im kinda real

[visual lynx]

questionable greeting 🙏

vee is the owner?

oh

so what i am getting is

[pseudo burrow]

😔

my mood rn

[verbal ledge]

vencord so good

[visual lynx]

if i worship him for long enough ill get owner 🔥 🙏 💯

[covert inlet]

real

[ripe willow]

hmmm

I tried to call my doctor

to get an appointment for something

and I get "line busy"

😭

guess I'll not go to the doctor then :(

[pseudo burrow]

well

[covert inlet]

I dont remember when was the last time I was at a doc

[pseudo burrow]

it is what it is

[visual lynx]

average pic perms flex 🙏 🙏

[ripe willow]

who whoulda guessed monday is a busy day

for doctors

[bold wren]

@verbal ledge hana

[harsh lantern]

i forgot

[covert inlet]

I found this video once

[visual lynx]

LMAO

[open pasture]

@sour yew

[next warren]

[verbal ledge]

fawn

[slow brook]

[next warren]

@verbal ledgekoha na

[rapid aurora]

mew mrrp

[open pasture]

@next warren

teach me dota

[next warren]

step 1. uninstall

[visual lynx]

i stand against image rights, keep it a privilege 🙏

[open pasture]

🙏

[visual lynx]

[open pasture]

whos alt are you opps

[slow brook]

you’re on the wrong side of history buddy

[visual lynx]

this is basically my main now

and my past main wasnt even here

[next warren]

wow

[mental oxide]

can someone send random messages

[next warren]

hi

[open pasture]

meow

[mental oxide]

need to test smth

[open pasture]

meow

Nya

purr

[mental oxide]

okay no doens't work

[open pasture]

woof!!

[slow brook]

random

[next warren]

..

[bold wren]

@next warren teach me dota

[visual lynx]

why does a person with free will decide to play dota

[next warren]

hi

[bold wren]

@next warren amswer

[next warren]

why does a person with free will decide to play dota

[open pasture]

@next warren

teach me league

[visual lynx]

thas what im saying 🙏 🗣️ 💯

[next warren]

goodbye joseph

[rapid aurora]

@next warren don't teachn him!!

[open pasture]

NO

[visual lynx]

somehow less bad than dota 🙏

[inner karma]

sigma

[slow brook]

i have been granted the privilege

[next warren]

it was nice knowing you

[visual lynx]

FUCK YOU

[next warren]

while it lasted

[open pasture]

cta !! :D

[next warren]

!! :D

[golden marlin]

lmaoooooooooo

so true

[next warren]

why

[slow brook]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-take-the-l-loser-you-lose-loss-gif-19565056

[slow brook]

they don’t have free will. they have a mind slug controlling them

[next warren]

that is true

there is a small slug inside my brain

[bold wren]

hi jenny qnd eleven

[next warren]

telling me to play dota all day

[next warren]

@mental oxide

say hi or smth

smh

[mental oxide]

HAI FAWNIE :3333

[visual lynx]

that one snow yeti with a big ice ball or something in dota can do unspeakable things to me 🙏

[bold wren]

hi evelyn

@next warren ur eleven

[mental oxide]

:333

[next warren]

thanks

that one snow yeti with a big ice ball or something in dota can do unspeakable things to me 🙏

[bold wren]

u want me so bad

[visual lynx]

thas what im saying 🙏 (word by word)

[next warren]

that is true

[hollow surge]

imlovestruckagain

akemgjaeg

[next warren]

ur a snow yeti with a big ice ball

[bold wren]

i main tusk

[visual lynx]

that one scary big lizard fish with water can also touch me 🙏

[next warren]

wdym ' can also touch me 🙏'

[hollow surge]

jesus you people are freaky rn

[visual lynx]

i said also because that "one snow yeti with a big ice ball or something in dota" woulda done it first

[next warren]

wow

that yeti sure is wild

[hollow surge]

spongemybob

[bold wren]

do u play turbo @visual lynx

[visual lynx]

dont get me started on that twink with an electric whip or something

[bold wren]

?

[visual lynx]

uhhh is that a character in dota?

[bold wren]

razor is a twink?

[next warren]

twink with an electric whip

[visual lynx]

i was 12 the last time i touched dota dont judge my memory

[bold wren]

only twink in the game is invoker

gonna put wings on him amd make him pretty coquette ^w^ 🎀

[visual lynx]

there is also that one purple mf that puts you in some other reality or something which sounds romantic but idm

[ripe willow]

[bold wren]

faceless void

[next warren]

isnt that bane

[bold wren]

maybe

[visual lynx]

too many purple mfs

[bold wren]

thanks for the dota trivia

[next warren]

void spirit doesnt put you anywhere

[bold wren]

chrono

[verbal ledge]

fawn

[bold wren]

no

[hollow surge]

i am fawn

[bold wren]

it's like heroin

[ripe willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic

[visual lynx]

i searched it i think thats him

[hollow surge]

hello everyone my name is fawn

[bold wren]

hi hana

[hollow surge]

who the fuck is hana

[next warren]

hi kohana

[ripe willow]

DotA song

[bold wren]

@next warren i win

[next warren]

gg

dota nerd

[verbal ledge]

meow

[bold wren]

🤝

[visual lynx]

i had a league phase 🙏 🙏 🙏 💯 (without free will)

[next warren]

my friend made me try league several times

its just too boring

600s blinkdagger

also you haveto die to buy items??

[visual lynx]

same reason why i played it but imagine instead of 1 friend its 3 big oily guys (inaccurate description btw)

[visual lynx]

no you just recall

[next warren]

oh i thought its blocked so you have to die..

[visual lynx]

no.... 😭

[rapid aurora]

"stop mewing" mew meow mew

[hollow surge]

i'm killing you

[visual lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kayn-kayn-my-beloved-kayn-lol-my-beloved-gif-25318901

[hollow surge]

it's pwnky!!!!

[rapid aurora]

do not.

[visual lynx]

the things he can do to me

[hollow surge]

i'm killing you too

[next warren]

wow

[hollow surge]

is twinky in the bible smh

where

[rapid aurora]

ily2/p

[hollow surge]

ok i kill you now

[visual lynx]

but they wont be here when they do

[hollow surge]

❤️

[rapid aurora]

no!

[visual lynx]

can i PLEASE get some heinous reviews on my profile 🙏

i can confirm he wasn't

[rapid aurora]

what...

[night cape]

not even the christians are safe 😭

leave the poor guys alone

[rapid aurora]

hi void!!!

[visual lynx]

i'll whimper pls pls

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://tenor.com/view/water-cooling-gif-24158468

[ripe willow]

based

[open pasture]

I just got called a furry and banned from a server for the same

[open pasture]

remind me

[errant chasm]

[visual lynx]

you're reminded

[radiant fable]

meow

[errant chasm]

!!!

🦦

[open pasture]

In like 10 mins

[visual lynx]

okai

[open pasture]

nya

[radiant fable]

furry!

[open pasture]

lil uzi would

[open pasture]

NO

you

[radiant fable]

🦦

[visual lynx]

me when the uh me when furry execution me when uh

[radiant fable]

nuh uh

[errant chasm]

🦦

otterer

[crystal harness]

jegus gay