#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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the world will end now
have fun :3
silly

very
Latvia
most people here are dying from cold at like 5 to 10 degress 💀
20 to 30
winter can go down to -20 but ussualy hovers near -15 to -10
we recently had 20 degrees for few days, bro i was dying
xd
he knows 😱
spotify got us
I lost 500 braincells reading that
no.


marshmallow
tessie w

I'm putting your discord keylogger
WHAT
Tessie where are you
tessie!
shes dead...
I hope your vencord is a keylogger
D:
so mean
rip teasie
I have a question: What does embedded mean in Platform Indicators plugin?
tessie
Tessie W

tessie cute
:3
she's alive
dead chat
cry about it B)
how do people make presentations with black text on black background
vencord keylogger
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
vencord isn't a keylogger BLA BLA beep beep 🤖 use your brain🤖🤖🤖
vencord is trying to steal the key to my secret cookie vault, 1/5 stars
Yes, Vencord is a keylogger. Its code is fully closed source, and not checked regularly by our small amount of users. Don't use your brain
contrary to popular belief, there is a hidden slash command where you can target a user and it starts sending their keylogs to you
real
🤖
we are just vee's alt account
nothing else
yes
is this "oneko" in your room currently?
oneko is actually a stalker
vencord isn't a keylogger 🤖
mimimimimi
are you okay

run from the oneko 
I'M GOING TO SAY IT IDC
dont
dont say it
AAA
for billions of seconds...

Aaaaaa!!! I accidentally rubbed my eyes and my makeup got into my eyes and it really hurt. 
i am refraining from saying skill issue but...
unlucky

cmake

Ooof
eyes are washable?
my eyes is red
pinkish
no thanks.
I love having a goofy red eyes

Hii
just don't get random shit in your eyes
haiii
hey

hii

bims
nevo
bsmi
nove
Americans
h
31m5
dove
ah yes Americans
he said
Skill issue
" , ."
can we 1v1 in hello kitty tycoon simulator

ok
I don't have roblox
scam
w for yay
m = dV
Fake
YOU ARE A BEE
yayyy
No bee hate
and ugly
bees are ok
bee are bad

and evil
It's the hornets that are evil
bees are just little guys
bees my beloved
Ikr
Bees just do their work and are so good for the ecosystem
What did a bee ever do to you
D:
L for wasps W for bees
How it feels to be blocked for no reason
💔


do bees know that they're slaves of ours or do they work thinking they are their own employers
bee your own boss
2nd one probably
they think they’re their own employees
Bees work knowing that they feed human peasants and are like gods to us
isn't that bizarre

Do they have fists?
bees
No, how did they punch you then
yes
Bees can't punch silly
their kisses hurt
I used to catch bumblebees with my bare hands when I was a kid lol
You were a tough kid
anything to kill boredom at our cottage during summers
bumblebees are chill
I once visited my grandma's house in the country side and there were so many flies. I started killing them to pass time. Ended up killing 53
queen bee and all
Fly killing world record
rookie numbers
I once killed a hundred wasps in a row
I'm not lying 😭
me neither
I think you're mocking me
More nutrients
Grrr
salutations dear travellers
I used a coat to fucking smash them to death
Hi
thousands were murdered in that massacre
You can't kill flies with a coat
i envy you
he said wasps
well yeah they're too fast
i hate wasps with a passion
i am terrified of wasps
they're like bees except they constantly are like 'fuck you'
wasps tho they fall in complete oblivion when they sense honey
and become easy victims
Ohh you're talking about wasps
why did i read sexy victims
bruh
same tho, every time i go to southern france

I fucken hate them
I will eat all the wasps
yes they can
you don't know the dark truth behind bee's :(
they are so evil making poison called honey and they are selling it for an overpriced price
yea yea
no
You're the bad guy here
bee's selling honey because they want money
yes.
right
mhm
totally not fake
@open pasture bee's are rich
making fun of humans >:(
EXPLAIN THIS
LOOK AT THEM SCAMMING HUMANS
they are selling honey for gold
This isn't real
that's a scam
yes it is
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
yea
you have nothing to say
stop lying
bee's are scammers
stealing money.
farnBEE running away from the truth🙄
should've known better
is that a bee
yes.
that goes kinda hard actually
Hallooo
Meow
Meow
Meow
@dusty goblet Hello
haiii hru
WHAT
how are you
happy and nervous because i want to get some football tickets really REALLY bad
fusbal ...
yop
hi elvy
haii
I skipped one week of school and now I dont understand anything in the math class 
relatable
now I will have to waste to going to the consultations or try learning the stuff at home tho that never works
easy
they tried
ngl not coding something that actually checks if you agreed or not is crazy
What did they even change
i think legally speaking i still accept it by just continuing to use the service
no way are you THE owner of THE guilded previews
basically now if you accept the terms and live in the us u can't sue them bc the tos has a clause that says you take entire responsibility
wait what
so u'd automatically lose even before going to court
I'm not in the US tho lol
What happens if you opt-out, do they just ban you
no
the clause simply doesn't apply to you
but you have to opt out to get that privilege
lol
afaik that arbitration thing only applies in the us
i said that alrwady
it's illegal like everywhere else lol
yeah
and it's in the screenshot lol
i am
oops lol can't read
@open pasture meow
mrrp
haihai
🅱️
im hungy

this has greatly improved my user experience
i don't have to care about the backdrop being in the way
bro looks like handsome troll face 😭
gets trolled handsomely

i was bored a bit
hey what if I get another can
why
wait you're that one annoying youtube commenter bot
hi vencordarrrrs
hi nina
@jaunty trellis
@elder geyser
my discord client doesn't feel healthy
hmm
skill issue
hm
just got done drinking a second monster
it's a me issue
i need to go buy more monsters
oh sad I thought discord pushed a shitty update again
guys
the orange one I unfortunately exhausted the rosa monster stock from the store I go to
HUSK WHY
because If I bring them home my parents are killing me
they don’t like energy drinks
though not sure what it's complaining about
idk why people drink pure sugar
hi guys
BRO I CAN’T WITH PEOPLE
free token :3
SOMEONE JUST PASSED ME AND WHISTLED
feel free to take it
is that a keylogger?
WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE
truly
you are kind
are you having fun with your websockets
meh someone touched me once and I pull up my deep voice
he thought I was a women
I told him continue
:3
what are you tryna do
then he ran away
currently nothing
Im to socially anxious to do that shit I just give them the death stare
just poking around ?
yes with old code
how old are you again?
ooh
oh rip
what
why does someone randomly touch you wtf
lmao
purrr
what

have you tried
well mine is mostly
jesus
why do people thinks that they are ugly with a phone picture
I believe that everyone is pretty
what were you trying to say earlier pls
no idea
Have you tried public buses?
cry about it B)
dead chat
cry about it B)
dead chat
cry about it B)
:3
:3
:3
@paper gate https://youtu.be/D0umSawL840?t=404
Big thanks to everyone who contributed to this! Apologies if you were disappointed that yours wasn't featured; what can I say, I'm an absolute beast who's not to be trusted, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the ramen shop.
Matt Rose has been on a mission for the last few weeks and is currently in a very bad place
Matt Rose I think so but it's just me saying that you are a little bit of an alcoholic with a lot of people that have been in the hospital for years now but it's been really nice 🙂
what the fuck
it’s time to bring back The Vencord Company
Matt Rose has been on a mission for years and he was just one ☝️ in a long time and i still think about him everyday because i remember his name
vencord drinking 2 monsters after not succombing to my addiction for 2 months was NOT a good idea
i will DID
did?
i will DIE
snowfall I am 5’0" and 39 kilograms a single can already represents a lot of my body weight and size
what. what does size have to do with anything.
your pfp is you after 4 energys
i wish tbh, energy drinks dont even give me energy
way too much sugar, how tf do you survive that lol
the accident wasnt your fault
the accident 
but yeah i can drink like 4 energy drinks and still go to bed like half hour later
what
they do not give me energy, they are just fizzy drinks to me

REAL
im probably not prone to heart attacks from them either but i have yet to test that theory
my brain is stuck months ago apparently
i say this and then ill probably be found dead tomorrow
oh no
bweeh
eepy
Anyway to make it use less,
its fucking my laptop :(
I think my laptop will die if it continues
mreow
mraow
mewo
meow
meow
gmm
Damn, it's 5am already. 
it's 2pm
Time zones.
Its916am
The message just reminded me to look at a clock.
No it’s only 917am
Timezones don't exist, why don't we all just use unix timestamps
Real.
Heck ya
/Its 1713270117
meow
did i alr mention that driving car is funy
it is fun
should i torrent without vpn 
you are german
and
you will get 1000 euro fine
oh fuck my life
Real.
get fined speedrun
what happens if you torrent from public wifi in germany
there are faster ways
you thought they were the same?? 
fines any% speedrun
true
nothing, at least for the moment
I prefer tangerines but oranges are good too
y'all never knew the difference?
True, you could drive through an intersection with a red light camera.
nah
i don't think i've ever eaten an orange though
I've drinked an orange
me too
steal something out of a police station it's faster
literally everything
it's better when you drink it
you can take more of something if your size and weight are larger
tangerine 🍊
orange 🍊
MF RVEN KEYBOARD PUTTING THE SAME EMOJI
Tangerines and oranges are very different no? I thought tangerines were more like clementines
yeah
TANGERINE
they are
BULLET TRAIN REFERENCE
oranges are a lot more like grapefruits
SHIGGY NOO
TANGERINE
MOROCCO TANGA REFERENCE
YES SHE'S FINALLY DED
i get 5 of my 5 a day by drinking tango 5 times
did y'all know that banana isn't an apple

Nah, the red light camera instantly sends you the fine I'm pretty sure.
what about mandarins
joke?
I don't think so, we're in germany
it's facts
Then it's safe to assume it's automated, right?
Nah, have you seen our internet speed... we're not that modern yet
maybe in bigger cities
sounds like a skill issue on their part
please add my name down there
with this average speed idk
kemomimi
thats good
average tho
That's decent.
give me version with it then
bigger cities always get the better internet thats normal
compared to maaannyy other countries
i've seen a lot worse lol
and i will put that into my favourite gifs
why not
i rendered this like a year ago
It may say 60mbps but I barely even get above 5 

oof
i have switched distros 4 times since then
yeah mobile speed is ass
upload?
it's such a mess, speed is constantly going from 5 to maybe like 50mbps
download
where is that? let me know so i can avoid that country at all costs
lol
I remember when for me the only way to acess the internet was a usb 3g modem
I don't
restrictions to vpn, os, everything
tessie is love
tessie cute
:3
i only go on holiday there anyway
egypt restricts os?
not really
Hallo :D
but ive never seen a mac or linux user anywhere
Idiot me put in earbuds and didnt even put any music on
relatable
That's kind of wild.
I mean I haven't either, only person I know is our IT teacher
Bruh, someone joined VC just to dip.
I have only seen linux users those who I helped to switch to
i dont get into os wars, because i use all three
I am so easy to spot, I have a tux sticker on my laptop 😭
I use both Windows 11 and Fedora myself.
thats cool i use win10, macOS big sur and usually for linux i use arch
inb4 "I use arch btw"
Hi Linux user here
as a linux user you have to immediately let people know you’re better, it’s the way
i usually use windows 10/11, and occasionally ubuntu

can you send me a tutorial to get Linux (idk how)
Gaming on my Kali install as god intended
even tho i have linux i still use the subsystem of linux for win10
/Srs ?
exactly
If this is legit https://youtu.be/IyT4wfz5ZMg?si=qHgepzv97-jAB2o-
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Hello guys and gals, it's me Mutahar again! This time I sit down to demystify Linux and and showcase how you can easily switch to it and cut the cord of Microsoft from your hardware. Windows...
was about to send
what is this
that one
i’ll stick with windows
u can try it out with booting from usb
what distro would u like (its all preference) u can look into it and decide the one based on ease of use, package managers, etc...
Ubuntu seems to just be the best all around choice, but Linux Mint is a great second
what's a distro
windows is really good they just keep cutting support from older versions
https://getfedora.org is good too
(ubuntu has proprietary bs in it)
I can show you rn. dm me and I'll show you every step.
macos best linux distro
for laptops
if i ever get a laptop for studies I'm getting a mac
Eh sometimes you need to sacrifice some things, not everyone is ready to basically rewrite their os after an install
also tell them what you use your pc for as well
i have a desktop mac its so good
a distribution of linux imagine it as the personality of your linux installation
I use this and rec it too.
if only apple open sourced mac os, it will never happen tho
money issue
A linux distro is like Mac’s other things like “Catalina”, its still mac but with flavoring
why would they need to
windows oss happening soon
microOS
Windows and apple arent gonna open source, thats LITERALLY their money inflow
VenOS
windows oss will fix windows
it would give the opportunity for other people outside of mac to use it, because the mac prebuilds get worse every year like make the base model with 16gb ram alreadyy
“i will fix him” -some girl about to get into a toxic relationship
its not even that expensive but like imagine a 4090 and a r9 with mac os
Or just use anything OTHER than a Mac, gaming on those is awful
apple makes money with their walled garden
what
Minecraft works wonders, good enough for me

its about the productivity
macos runs minecraft better
wait when is tau day again?
it's like pi day
tuesday?
it does because it is made optimised directly for mac chips
you’re stupid
also im talking about intel mac machines
pi day
june 28
okay thanks
sorry 🙇
I mean to each their own ig, but there’s literally more apps and freedom on ANY other install
im sorry that was mean
with applications, give me an example of what I can't install
i get what u mean tho
what
install of what
an operating system?
something something wineskin idk
im not an apple hater i just wish that they could hand out mac os even if it is just an older ver
dont u olay trove on ur mac
goddammit i just brushed my hair and now the wind is messing it up
thru bootcamp
oh okay
Honestly idk, haven’t used a Mac since the Stone Age of windows 7
kid named apple silicon:
shave it off
no!!
not like apple’s cdn doesnt serve publicly
fye?
Yeah, though from my own experience in using mac the application support is there. When it comes to games not so much
asahi linux
fire
So excited about win7 mention they broke mentally
real
I can have my freedom as well, no idea why people mention that when I can literally do whatever I want with it
much better than boot camp
:3
why does my cpu suck so bad at floating point math
and why is my gpu goated at floating point math
real
m3 😔
That and what if I hate adobe, there’s seemingly VERY few torrents for mac versions, and most are prolly not safe
also mac displays + linux looks soo nice
Piracy is morally wrong ||however you SHOULD pirate from megacorps||
with an exception of nintendo games
I mean piracy on macos is like... the most simplest thing in existence
or windows
real!!!
adobe software on mac is easy to find
i would like to give a comment but my lawyers advise otherwise

fuck your lawyers just give the comment
The people need to hear this piccolo
they sued a child
what the fuck
i think considering they havent used macos in awhile they wouldnt know where to actually look lol
why
you will be sued for 4mil for mentioning nintendo's name
weirdo
shintendo*
womp womp
hi carrot
please sue me
Nintendo piracy mentioned, -5,000 social credit
CUTE
nintendo piracy
sue me
funny how both memes have nothing to do with eachother
sue me for being gay
did you draw this
okay
Exactly, randomly generated humor is the future
true
:3
bestie
betsie
woofing
piracy is Bad
bark
cute
Thank u llsc
just throw a bunch of free sounds in a random way
bark bark
ab ab ab ab ab ab ab
for 130$
PIG squealing sound effect - realsoundFX
pixelmator pro got pdf support I must upgrade
(pirating is not illegal)
We used to call this a Quandale Dingle video
@sudden sun wanna play minecraft one day again
is that like an adobe alternative it looks cool
definitely also lets make a minecraft launcher
(but you can download)
piracy is not illegal for personal purposes iirc
the distant horizons mod made me like minceraft again
i thought you said llsc
so piracy for games is ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not an adobe alternative but an adobe photoshop one specifically made for the mac
minecraft needs LODs
yeah if you pirate for yourself and not for selling roms you should be fine iirc
this ^^^
Piracy from megacorps is morally just and should be normalized, as such you should also pay your indie devs and tuck them in at night
one for mac? Idk... prism launcher already exists and is cross platform
that's also why Team Xecuter is half dead because they tried selling roms
lets eat some guy
Not possible unless you make LOD based off of the texture res afaik which is also not really going to change much since that is also pretty low already.
(metaphor)
kiss the homies goodnight

Minecraft isn't exactly a high poly game
I am poly
However it does load every block at max res regardless of distance and visibility last i checked
but LODs makes chunk "rendering" much faster
eat gamers
however it also loads every kelp with 20 different animations while theres 100s of them in an ocean
That's why I mentioned that in my message previous to that.
all my homies hate kelps
Truly a kelp moment
ig this depends on how high you have render distance cranked now that I think about it.
looks so ugly
im an 8 render distance player
youre ugly
are u a kelp enjoyer ???
but it is not just texture res the block models and entities are rendered at a very small resolution and it makes a huge difference
I wanna render at 256 chunks please
also cave culling
I love eating gaming
and other blocks you would normally not see from a distance
This makes sense. Thanks for explaining more for my caveman brain.
is that meant to be sarcastic or?
why
dont need so many
Nah, just didn't think of that even though it is pretty obvious in hindsight.
Dont u need to load all those chunks first
WOOF
by manually moving around
1 chunk distance players where ya at
that voice
chunk pregenerator
america ya :D
Hallo :D
what
imagine life was rendered at 2 render distance
Hallo :D
depends on server
Me when nearsighted people exist.
Fog
Remove fog
da fog is coming
mschf blurred money
WOOF
I want a plugin that will show me how many members are in the voice reseums, please.
can I get a meow in chat
meow
I want a plugin that will show me how many members are in the voice reseums, please.
tf is a reseums
can I get a woof in chat>?
woof
lets go
real
??
what is that
WOIOF OR BAN
WOIOF
woof
do you mean resume
Ah yes spam the message, that’ll get someone to code something for a open source, manually reviewed client, faster and immediately into your hands
I want a plugin that shows the number of members in the voice chat
resume game
do you mean chat gpt

can you not count?
real
School system moment
real
shut up
A beautiful idea
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sudden sun
🤣🤣
I want a plugin that shows the number of members in the voice chat🥲🥲
I want a plugin that shows the number of members in the voice chat🙃
who cares
literally looks like my moms texts to me
^^^^ this
blud spamming will NOT help you
It will actually get you banned faster lmao
you can literally hover over then channel and it displays the member count
How’d you make the plug-in that quickly?! Even works on mobile!! 
no way
shiggy burnt in
no problem, I am simply too fast
floofer
You didn’t understand me 💔💔
buffering you

im gonna burn shiggy into you
if your english is 7 then english yourself
TRUE
LMAO
I want to know how many members are in all the vc in the discord server.
i think he needs a SEP bypass
WOOF
@open pasture @fallow pawn
why???????
What doea it say
can you remind me her name
Don't enter, this is not yours.
woof with me
kokomi
ARF ARF
she's such a cutie
who is kokomi
for real, too bad the game sucks
REALLLL
I like the game about 2 sibling
genshin the game sucks balls
s
but man the character design
peak
storytelling is peak 
And there it is
okay i blocked that taher retart
you have so much lore about random sidechars it's crazy
I want help. I want to show how many people are on the server, in the vc .
yes but we can't help sorry
look with your eyes and count
YOU SAID THE OPPOSITE THING JUST 3 SECONDS
AGO
like HUH
HUH
you could probably do a counter in css, I would if I was home
but like why would you need a counters
there is that thing already on discpord
like if you scroll up on the channels it shows you how many ppl are in voice
It even does it ALREADY on the server hover
wyeah
Shows like 5 icons and then [+8]
^^^
Like, count man, this is basic addition







