🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-flag-weezer-flag-blue-album-weezer-blue-album-gif-23365867

[odd wave]

Not even as peak

It also warps., in on itself

Get a better flag

[open pasture]

fuck u :(

[lapis lava]

Bad

[candid blaze]

whats that supposed to mean

[odd wave]

i know i am

wait bottom is like sex slang right

then nevermind

[candid blaze]

use real words

[odd wave]

im not a sex haver

im a cuddler

[noble quest]

based

[cerulean lance]

hey guys

[open pasture]

OH MY GOD

[odd wave]

HOLY SHIT

[open pasture]

@open pasture LOOK ITS DUKE

[odd wave]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[noble quest]

did you misspell wing in your bio?

[cerulean lance]

shhh

[odd wave]

THIS IS WONDERFUL

[noble quest]

duke has gone woke
its all over 😔

[cerulean lance]

yeah oracle injected estrogen in me

[odd wave]

ME

ME NEXT

ME PLEASE

ME

CAN I HAVE IT

PLEASE

[pine zephyr]

no

[odd wave]

https://tenor.com/view/post-cat-post-this-post-this-cat-cats-gif-23104856

[lapis lava]

However

Joever*

[cerulean lance]

@noble quest add the pride flag as the background of the duke image in the gif

[pine zephyr]

yes

[odd wave]

Who is thtis

[fallow pawn]

Me

[odd wave]

Hi

(suspiciously woman shaped)

[turbid pier]

i wanna

i wanna bypass 25 mb to 100mb

so i can send file more

[odd wave]

Guys, we've got a Hacher in here....

[fallow pawn]

Get in a server with like 20 boosts

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-kisua-gif-12739345324592599493

[fallow pawn]

there bypassed

[odd wave]

actually is there servers that just exist for file sharing

[turbid pier]

anime_umaru_cry

[dense phoenix]

if you send this one more time i will smash your skull in with a golf bat

dont fucking say you like that i am going to cry

[fallow pawn]

Those are dead due to discord changes

Actually i read that wrong lmao

[raw panther]

epic fakenitro fail on your part

[cerulean lance]

i like it

[fallow pawn]

I use random ass server bot channels for file sharing

[turbid pier]

;-;

[dense phoenix]

or just upload your files somewhere that isnt discord especially now that files expire

hog_mindblown

[turbid pier]

[fallow pawn]

I know they expire, rather actually just to send it to my iphone quickly lol

[odd wave]

i miss 5 dollar nitro

[cerulean lance]

i miss 5 dollar weed

[fallow pawn]

then get it

[odd wave]

i CANT

[cerulean lance]

inflation is crazy

[odd wave]

THEY TOOK IT

[turbid pier]

i miss 20832332342bilion nitro :((

[odd wave]

deviantart:

[dense phoenix]

i refuse to believe they fiixed the thing

[turbid pier]

im broke

[dense phoenix]

they never do

[odd wave]

truly

[open pasture]

just beg someone until they buy you nitro that's the meta

[noble quest]

@cerulean lance

[odd wave]

the ios mobile app is a fucking dumpster fire

[fallow pawn]

I dont buy nitro yea

[odd wave]

god forbid you swipe out of a channel with your media tab open

[dense phoenix]

https://discord.com/billing/premium/subscribe?plan_id=511651871736201216&gift=false yeah still there lmao

[fallow pawn]

Shes having identity issues rn dont make fun of her </3

[odd wave]

wait

can i do that

[odd wave]

keyloggwr

(/j)

[fallow pawn]

I basically have no room for the chat

[open pasture]

just type and the buttons fade out

[odd wave]

it opens up when you type

[fallow pawn]

annoyin

[odd wave]

but like

dude

do we need those buttons THERE

[open pasture]

idk man maybe y'all are too needy of stuff you don't need

is it hard to click the message bar

[fallow pawn]

Also on small phones the chat box is like as small as a spec of dust

[open pasture]

be realistic

[odd wave]

idk maybe i don't want to restart the app to dm someone

let me show you how to get softlocked

[fallow pawn]

yea smaller phones make it much more work

I accidentally press the emoji button

[open pasture]

[cerulean lance]

can i just like

go and order a snapdragon cpu the same way i order an intel/amd cpu

or do they just sell in bulk to phone makers

[odd wave]

i just realized you can only do it while you have a notification

You will be too

im joking

iwould neverr

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture slot machine

[open pasture]

jackpot

[odd wave]

i love gambling

99.9% OF PLAYERS QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THEY WIN BIG!

[sudden sun]

@open pasture meow

[open pasture]

oomf :3

@open pasture

[sudden sun]

hiiii :3

[odd wave]

what is an oomf

[fallow pawn]

one of my followers

[sly spear]

[odd wave]

oh

[sudden sun]

@open pasture jellyfin on switch is good

[odd wave]

ive Never been an oomf before

[open pasture]

PRAY

[fallow pawn]

or friends

[open pasture]

wii u pal

[noble quest]

HOW

[sudden sun]

how what

[odd wave]

konosuba watcher spotted proceeding to be cautious

[noble quest]

is it just an app

[open pasture]

so called homebrew

[open pasture]

hiiii I can’t mod my 3ds this week and am pissed

[sudden sun]

it is just an app

[open pasture]

lmfao why

[noble quest]

can you jailbreak the switch?

[open pasture]

yes

[sudden sun]

yes

[open pasture]

there are also modchips

[sudden sun]

ew

[odd wave]

Building With Brown Bricks In Mine Crap Is The Most Fun You Can Have In An App!

[sudden sun]

modchipping works on all models

[open pasture]

wrong

[open pasture]

^

[noble quest]

switch was my first game console

[sly spear]

Meme bisexual is just bisexual except you particularly enjoy posting memes

[open pasture]

bro is FIVE years old ong

mine was the Xbox 360

actually the PSP

[sudden sun]

i honestly have no idea

[open pasture]

then the Nintendo DS Lite

[noble quest]

no i was using computers from a VERY young age

[open pasture]

then Xbox 360

[noble quest]

never had a desire for a console

[sudden sun]

ps2 probably

[next warren]

hi

[sly spear]

Ps2 was my first console

[odd wave]

I am sexually attracted to ugandan knuckles VRChat model

[sudden sun]

i still have the ps2

[odd wave]

but men do not have bobs

boobs

[sudden sun]

me

[onyx crag]

I bricked windows trying to install linux

[sudden sun]

good

windows bad

[sly spear]

Happy accident

[open pasture]

Powercord isn’t here

[odd wave]

men do have bobs because some men are named bob

[noble quest]

yea, thats the goal

[odd wave]

what's next, Usb-C Chargingcord?

[noble quest]

datacord

[open pasture]

for the love of god separate the word power from the word cord

[noble quest]

i can transfer images

[rich sky]

hey tahts me

[fallow pawn]

powercord

[odd wave]

and you psot these and DONT give the original image so i cant use them as a pfp

smh

i'm downvoting you

[dense phoenix]

cry

[odd wave]

I AM

i saw pegs for a second and got confused

[harsh minnow]

okay but seriously what is a meme bisexual 😭

someone enlighten me

[odd wave]

being bisexual for a joke prob

[earnest pike]

huh.png

[sly spear]

Is this just the fruity equivalent of "still cis tho"

[odd wave]

wait vencord developer uses 4chan

[earnest pike]

every dev uses 4chan :>

[odd wave]

wait vencord developer uses reddit

[earnest pike]

wait vencord developer exist???

FU

[harsh minnow]

i would never use reddit

[odd wave]

what even is their name by the way

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gambling-slot-machine-poky-reddit-pokie-gif-15930312603982781181

[open pasture]

do you use Lemmy

[earnest pike]

i use myself

[fallow pawn]

me

[odd wave]

you there what is your name kind fellow

[tired sundial]

monkey ball arcade cabinet jumpscare

[harsh minnow]

nuh uh

[odd wave]

Me but it ficking exploded

[earnest pike]

real

[harsh minnow]

horror

[open pasture]

good

[odd wave]

Can we kill this giy

[dense phoenix]

mf looks like hes on twitch 7 hours a day

[harsh minnow]

https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/35390512

40 mins and she still hasnt answered what it is

[odd wave]

VENCORD DEVELOPER USES 4CHAN

[harsh minnow]

at this rate i will never find out

[open pasture]

YOU USE 4CHAN?

[fallow pawn]

What do you mean you wouldnt love if I was a worm

[open pasture]

something wicked lurks upon us

[noble quest]

on it boss

[harsh minnow]

i would,, promise

[open pasture]

okay vee i appreciate you 40 times more now

what the fuck

[fallow pawn]

vee unironically uses 4chan

[harsh minnow]

why r u guys being cringe lmao 😭

[open pasture]

oh my god

[open pasture]

i used to too

[odd wave]

i assume 4chan is like one of those hidden gem things that's actually pretty neat when you get into it

[earnest pike]

4chan is goated

[odd wave]

i don't want go find out

[harsh minnow]

internet user uses popular internet site more news at six

[open pasture]

and you're right

[open pasture]

lmfao own those pathetic ass dumbasses

[onyx crag]

The issue is derbian is not installed:/

[odd wave]

i mean 4chan is notorious for being. 4chan

[earnest pike]

real

[last sky]

should i name my app ClipFix or ClipboardFixer

[open pasture]

this is depressing im gonna go play Deus Ex

[onyx crag]

I bricked both os

[harsh minnow]

people see racist screenshots or smth and assume the entire site is like that

[noble quest]

@harsh minnow is a frequent /pol/ poster

[harsh minnow]

theres a lot of cool boards

[odd wave]

its assumed most people who use it are an incel but you're actually a person so i have been enlightened

[harsh minnow]

just ignore the brainrot

[open pasture]

REAL

[earnest pike]

LMAO YES

[fallow pawn]

vee is the firsr 4chan user I know

[open pasture]

REALLLL

[dense phoenix]

chat i have something embarrassing to say

i use discord

[open pasture]

count me in samy

[sudden sun]

same

[fallow pawn]

2

[last sky]

alr

[open pasture]

i use 4chan too

[earnest pike]

i think that reddit has more brainrot than 4chan

[fallow pawn]

okay theres 2

wow

[sudden sun]

wow

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

cat

[fallow pawn]

Hmmm i should feed my kitties

[onyx crag]

My laptop is cooked

[dense phoenix]

yay

[last sky]

oh hell yeah i love these memes

[harsh minnow]

https://boards.4chan.org/c/thread/4322465

[harsh minnow]

good thread

[last sky]

which version of .net is best

[odd wave]

vencord youre scaring me

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow /lgbt/

[harsh minnow]

its true... it could happen to anyone

[noble quest]

contracted
can you spread it

[fallow pawn]

bars

[dusty goblet]

Yeah

[last sky]

real!!

[noble quest]

dont give me the gay

[odd wave]

which way?

[last sky]

alr

[earnest pike]

https://boards.4chan.org/c/thread/4322465#p4322822 lmao

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow https://p.4chan.org/

[dusty goblet]

Too bad I already infested you

[noble quest]

fuck

[cobalt portal]

husk

[odd wave]

can u infest me next i need to level up

[onyx crag]

I cant firgure out how I fucked windows installing Linux:/

[noble quest]

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE ANDROID

[last sky]

ive never used 4chan before is that good or bad

[cerulean lance]

wtf

[odd wave]

YOU FUCKED AN OPERATING SYSTEM????

[earnest pike]

LMAO YES

[open pasture]

because it's intended for mobile

[final raven]

good :3

[earnest pike]

[open pasture]

fantastic

[earnest pike]

goated :3

[open pasture]

it's a webapp

[odd wave]

youre a webapp

[sudden sun]

meow

[last sky]

whaaaaaaat

[fallow pawn]

android ass popup

[dusty goblet]

I will eat

[odd wave]

is this supposed to move

[next warren]

hi webapp

[harsh minnow]

holy fucking silly

[next warren]

it is moving wdym

[open pasture]

no shit sherlock the entire ui mimics the android ui scheme

[fallow pawn]

holy fucking silly

[odd wave]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-cat-gif-21032414

[open pasture]

the neet femcel egirl when i walk up and just start beating the everloving shit out of her

[dense phoenix]

who needs apps make everything a website/!!!1!1!?!1!

[fallow pawn]

blah

[last sky]

where yall finding these cute images aaaaaa

[onyx crag]

Yea

[earnest pike]

fuck binaries

[onyx crag]

My windows can't boot

And I can't even install Linux either

[earnest pike]

fuck operating systems. make everything websites

[open pasture]

[fallow pawn]

the grinding never starts .. i am sleeping

[dense phoenix]

me posting in this server like

[noble quest]

nodeos

[open pasture]

watamote

[earnest pike]

Bunos

:3

[raw panther]

damn right, html best programming language

[odd wave]

FUCK OPERATING SYSTEMS?????

[earnest pike]

i'm parsing html manually

fuck a browser

[odd wave]

what

[fallow pawn]

all our apps should be webapps we dont need sideloading

[earnest pike]

:3

[odd wave]

YOURE FUCKING

[harsh minnow]

me irl

[earnest pike]

RIGHT

[open pasture]

I need to SHOOT HER IN THE FUCKING HEAD

[noble quest]

im not online enough to understand this

[fallow pawn]

why are there wires

[harsh minnow]

wires....

[odd wave]

Is that a mechanical device why are there so manu whires

[open pasture]

LAIN IS SO ME

[odd wave]

STOP POSTING SO MANY IMAGES

[dense phoenix]

the c a t

[raw panther]

POST MORE IMAGES

[odd wave]

IM ON MOBILE IM TAKING THIS LIKE A FUCKING SEMITRUCK

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/jVGNRW.png

[odd wave]

tru

e

[open pasture]

want me to use it as my pfp

[small bramble]

????
the grind IS sleeping

[odd wave]

true

[dense phoenix]

dont care

[harsh minnow]

LMAO

[dense phoenix]

up to u

[harsh minnow]

jumpscare

[odd wave]

https://tenor.com/view/post-cat-post-this-post-this-cat-cats-gif-23104856

[harsh minnow]

my honest reaction

[fallow pawn]

What are the results

[open pasture]

notifs for poll results were such a bad idea

[odd wave]

polls

[fallow pawn]

please show me the source

[raw panther]

polls being able to be made by anyone is far worse

[odd wave]

📊 Poll results are in!

[earnest pike]

I DON'T HAVE PERMS

[last sky]

Same

[harsh minnow]

is this guy stupid lol

[dense phoenix]

dont have sorry

[harsh minnow]

wait it does look like a bunny..

[earnest pike]

i have made a binary

[noble quest]

HOW
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/UgnlUC.png

[harsh minnow]

its a bunny from one side and kiwi from the other side

[earnest pike]

to print to the console you have fucked your os

:3

[dense phoenix]

LMAO

also kiwi is so laggy holy shit

[odd wave]

Stop fucking operating systems

Please

[harsh minnow]

no??

[raw panther]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHA5nGap5A

[earnest pike]

i won't stop :3

[fallow pawn]

ur the best

[odd wave]

Windows chan is not real

[vale yarrow]

goodness gracious banana

[earnest pike]

where can i send a picture

[harsh minnow]

DEA

[odd wave]

your profile picture

[open pasture]

@dense phoenix

[odd wave]

FUCK

[harsh minnow]

@vale yarrow hi mr banana

[earnest pike]

STOP FUCKING

[odd wave]

YOU STOP FUCKI MG

[vale yarrow]

hiii

[odd wave]

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS FUCKING THE OPERATING SYSTEMS IN THE FIRST PLACE

yeah they can't

ai generated

[harsh minnow]

is this true https://x.com/ProffDea/status/1770956241025802554

Dea (@ProffDea) on X

i ate a banana

Twitter · Mar 21, 2024, 11:30 PM

[odd wave]

Hell

[vale yarrow]

yeah

[earnest pike]

CHAT IS THIS REAL?

[harsh minnow]

trade secret

[odd wave]

im waiting for yall to send a pfp worthy one

[last sky]

awwwwww

[lapis lava]

i ate minky

[earnest pike]

mihai@archlinux ~ $ sudo rm /usr/bin/fuck rip the fuck command

[vale yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[odd wave]

yall r the only source i got

[lapis lava]

what was fuck cmd

[fallow pawn]

I have 5 bananas at my disposal

[stone owl]

cmd

[odd wave]

Can i have one

[open pasture]

anyways @harsh minnow you should check https://wapchan.org/

[earnest pike]

i made a binary to print "you have fucked your operating system"

[dense phoenix]

yap chan ??????

[noble quest]

fuck --hard
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/k9GUIN.png

[open pasture]

DHUT THE FUCK IP

[dense phoenix]

[earnest pike]

AYO

[open pasture]

I LOVE THAT GIF

[odd wave]

why crying

[dense phoenix]

rule 7 is no more

[earnest pike]

mihai@archlinux ~/fuckBun $ cat index.ts
> console.log("you have fucked your operating system :3");

[lapis lava]

Hop on random things no one cares about

[open pasture]

THE ONE THAT GOT DELETED

BRING IT BACK

NOW

JSKWOSKSNSK

[earnest pike]

then bun build --compile --minify --sourcemap . --outfile ./dist/fuck

[final raven]

hallo :o

[earnest pike]

hi :3

[dense phoenix]

photo of my room

[open pasture]

https://wapchan.org/kind/ best chan board ever istg

[earnest pike]

i'm having flashbacks

[lapis lava]

chat is this real

[frosty plinth]

Didn't DIscord shut down Clyde?

[lapis lava]

I hate young kids

[earnest pike]

https://wapchan.org/kind/res/1116.html#q1287

@shadow owl ayo sup

[odd wave]

fixed it

[open pasture]

this chat is getting too messy even for me

sob

[odd wave]

same

well

im going to go shower

[earnest pike]

[odd wave]

📊 Poll results are in!

[earnest pike]

f

[sudden sun]

https://x.com/tk_n_gm/status/1779417667721683115?s=46 @open pasture

月乃 (@tk_n_gm) on X

🌸

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 7:53 AM

[odd wave]

📊 Poll results are in!

[sudden sun]

this is wholesome

[dense phoenix]

poll results are out i kicked them out

[odd wave]

📊 Poll results are out!

[open pasture]

AWWW

[rain sparrow]

gay ass robot

[frosty plinth]

fr

[odd wave]

i can literally pick her the fuck up and toss her

toddler sized

[noble quest]

WHY HAVE I BEEN SITTING ON PROVOLONE FOR THE PAST HOUR

[dense phoenix]

more huggable

[odd wave]

im 195 cm i am god

[earnest pike]

send me that "your bitchass" photo please :3

[lost galleon]

i bet some hacky coder made my regularity less valued when i post a sticker

[lapis lava]

1 more and I'm porting avast to vencord

Malware

I will make homoblockr

[rain sparrow]

i literally identify as 3 feet tall stop disrespecting my culture

[lapis lava]

blocks homophobia

[hollow jackal]

@burnt maple would u kidnap me to be ur 79th wife

[glass shell]

REMILIAAAA

also hi vencord

[lapis lava]

hi

[noble quest]

iirc they are getting ddosed

[sly spear]

Rip

[dense phoenix]

what is this

[noble quest]

best game

pixel gun 3d

[dusty goblet]

Meow

Is this legal

[dense phoenix]

horror

i believe you that you have that many

[rain sparrow]

would you kidnap me to be your 292nd wife

[noble quest]

i dont play that much
||since april 2nd||
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/YpYRSW.png

[rain sparrow]

why is @frosty plaza green now

[earnest pike]

is that a sharex custom uploader?

[hoary pike]

ok what did discord fuck up this time

[odd wave]

I love this photo

[sage dome]

so expensiv..

[odd wave]

One

One

[hoary pike]

get the open source alternatives

[cerulean lance]

krita

[hoary pike]

yes

[sage dome]

i dont like krita 💔

i dont like the ui

idk

[golden marlin]

then please pay

[cerulean lance]

@sage dome

[sage dome]

I FUCKINBG LOVE DEATH BY GLAMOUR

[onyx crag]

someone helped me fix my laptop

[keen kernel]

I can help you break it

[open pasture]

hop on MW2

[stone owl]

mm2?

[stark herald]

so cute

[open pasture]

the 2009 one. of course. i have not played the new one but i assume its bad on gp

[sly spear]

I need a problem solver

[cerulean lance]

hop on fedi
send message where "woke" in all caps is used in a sarcastic way
hop off fedi

me when unlimited like glitch

[tropic mesa]

hi

[ripe willow]

I cannot read your pronoun section without singing the Dual Core song

😭

[stone owl]

hello

[open pasture]

all u hear is bangbangbangbang Hostage Down.

[ripe willow]

Someone's gotta make Congo on CS2

Cache is coming back, and that's "fan" made (not official by Valve...)

[ripe willow]

So was Congo

lets do it.

[open pasture]

im so sad cache is gone

[ripe willow]

It's coming back

I didn't expect every map to be there on release

[open pasture]

but is it actually gonna be in comp rotation

[ripe willow]

Oh that's true, was it actually in active duty at the end of CSGO there?

I forget tbh

[open pasture]

i dont know i started playing cs2 like a week ago

[ripe willow]

Ah

I had CS2 in the beta, I was swetting my ass off with my friends

[open pasture]

i got vac banned 4 years ago and have attempted to play legitimately several times. forgetting the alt's creds every single time

[ripe willow]

I got banned on CoD just over 2 weeks ago

can you guess what for?

[open pasture]

no

racism

[ripe willow]

IDA

[open pasture]

racism

[ripe willow]

:)

[open pasture]

are you fucking kidding

[ripe willow]

Reverse engineering malware

not even the game

[open pasture]

what just for having it installed/open

[sullen lynx]

What if people used 2 brain cells and tried using an alt before risking their main account

[ripe willow]

I accidentally left it open on launch
I closed it before the game fully launched

[open pasture]

Thats insane. What if right

[ripe willow]

I panicked while closing it

[keen kernel]

But it was too late...

[ripe willow]

Shadow ban with a week later

it turned in to a full ban

[open pasture]

I mean god. Why wouldn't a stupid child with no prior experience practice basic cybersecurity. Insane

[ripe willow]

I tried to appeal it

They denied the appeal

so I contacted them through a BBB complaint
Offered to verify that I am a malware analyst through my work credentials.

They declined after a back and forth of 3 messages from me

Then released a public statement

[sullen lynx]

Why would a stupid child with no prior experience be given permission from their parents to be on a computer, let alone on TF2

[ripe willow]

saying there are no false bans

[open pasture]

I was given my own laptop when i was 4

[sullen lynx]

Would've helped to ban the MAC Address until you were at least able to read

[open pasture]

what the fuck are you talking about

[ripe willow]

MAC filtering on the router

[open pasture]

my dad did cybersec in the 80s and 90s and wanted me to continue what he did but today so he figured the best way to do so was to just get me into computing as soon as possible

it worked

[ripe willow]

yeah, ideally

if my parents were cyber sec people

😭

[open pasture]

i dont regret cheating because it unironically taught me about the game and also got me into making cheats of my own for a while

[paper gate]

jenker

[sullen lynx]

Some cybersec professional, can't protect their child from making dumb decisions

[open pasture]

but i wouldnt do it now because its just annoying to other people

[ripe willow]

https://vxtwitter.com/vxunderground/status/1773255736459497707

VXUG coming in with the based

opinions

like usual

[dusty goblet]

fuck cheaters

[keen kernel]

What are you blabbering about do you have context please

[open pasture]

cheats are awesome i just don't think cheating in public lobbies with non cheaters is

cheat dev is fun as fuck and hvh is a great way to learn and meet people

[proper thistle]

Finally😭 i have found a plugin that lets me have rcp as tidal

[ripe willow]

kek

[dusty goblet]

i dont play any games btw all i say is just to troll

[proper thistle]

And dosnt need dev install

[ripe willow]

The dumb decisions I made as a minor

got me my connections

[open pasture]

but i don't think it's cool to try to fuck up people's days regardless of how funny it would be

[ripe willow]

to get me my job as an adult

The dumb decisions I made as a minor

[open pasture]

i didn't care then but i care now because i got good at playing games

[ripe willow]

got me WILD connections

[ripe willow]

mood

[dense phoenix]

JUMPSCARE

[dusty goblet]

my dumb decisions only can get me into prison and got me 0 connections

[sage dome]

Cheating is cool but i Will not respect the random people who use the cheats in public games

[ripe willow]

I agree

[open pasture]

yeah exactly

[sage dome]

Props to the Devs but fuck the users

[open pasture]

[keen kernel]

Agreed

[ripe willow]

Don't take it out of context

Cheating in online video games is not iodeal

But it takes a lot of time and effort to reverse engineer a game

[dusty goblet]

vcing on phone menacy

[open pasture]

cheat programming is a fantastic way to learn hooking and injection and such and taught me directx somewhat even though i would go on to never use it again because it fucking sucks

[open pasture]

wtf is that iOS ahh Android skin

[open pasture]

the ios discord application

and as i said. hvhing is also a pretty cool way to connect with Friends. even if a lot of them probably aren't ones you should be having

[open pasture]

ah

[fallow pawn]

why is that up there

[sand citrus]

yeah most of them are horrible people lol

[fallow pawn]

this is so true

I love hvh

[ripe willow]

So, when I wanted to learn some stuff about the Windows Kernel,

there's not really a whole lot of projects you can do that are useful to you in such a way that you can use them to fuck around and learn.

A driver for cheating is actually a decent starting project.

When my usermode AV example hit a brick wall, i stopped for about a year and a half.
I did my basic CS2 kernel mode driver external, fully custom,

never used it online.

And then dropped the project and built my minifilter driver for my AntiVirus project.

[fallow pawn]

I used to do it

[paper gate]

hi samara

[sand citrus]

also @ripe willow do you mind if I dm you in some time about your job and stuff, need some advice I think

[ripe willow]

ig?

[fallow pawn]

hi

[open pasture]

cheating is awesome and is fun provided you're not doing it in public lobbies

[ripe willow]

Cheat on women, not online video games.

[twilit portal]

What

[open pasture]

when i did it on csgo though i basically had the mindset of "I'm bad, everyone here is shit, and I don't care" so you know

[ripe willow]

😭 all I wanted to do

was reverse the Trinity P2P malware

and now I can't play CoD

[open pasture]

i still celebrate my vac's anniversary

[ripe willow]

like bro I had IDA open, with an ELF bin in there
compiled for arm

I know those motherfuckers can see the IDA history

[open pasture]

https://wetdry.world/@irix/112248975906660350

[jolly nexus]

Jerry :yeah: ([e-mail])

1337 days since i've been VAC Banned from CS2 🥳🥳🥳

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Apr 10, 2024, 9:10 PM

[ripe willow]

and see that it's clearly not anything for their game

[open pasture]

holy hell

[ripe willow]

😭

[open pasture]

@cerulean lance babes my wifi died

[stark herald]

@open pasture 🍞 🥔

[cerulean lance]

come back kiten...

[real skiff]

@cerulean lance

[cerulean lance]

wanna listen to musck

[open pasture]

jesus christ that profile

depressing

[ripe willow]

sorry

I haven't changed the bulk of that text

in uh

[open pasture]

I’m rebooting hold on >~<

[west ore]

thigh highs

[ripe willow]

7 years

I've had that since 2017

[open pasture]

my steam profile is just fucking jar jar binks

[real skiff]

what music

[open pasture]

my profile has no seriousness to it whatsoever and its usually just various video game characters or its like

2000s username and pfp

[cerulean lance]

join and you will find out

[open pasture]

lana is that yours

[noble quest]

does anyone know what verison a switch has to be to be jailbroken
rn i have a first gen on 16.0.0

[open pasture]

do you need friends

lana

i dont have any steam levels cause i pirate or family share everything

[real skiff]

im using the wrong headphones

what music

[cerulean lance]

its so joever....

[open pasture]

stop download

[cerulean lance]

im tired of arch sorry

[noble quest]

i love family sharing
i know someone with 500+ games

[sage dome]

16.0.0 Ur cooked

[open pasture]

family sharing is great

[sage dome]

Wait

[ripe willow]

I accept most friend requests
but i have a small tightly knit friend group :)

[sage dome]

Nvm u can do rcm

[open pasture]

i just need to find more "family members" with big games libraries

[open pasture]

arch sucks just dont go with nix

[ripe willow]

that's all I need

[west ore]

nixos

[open pasture]

go with kali linux

[west ore]

oh they removed the trigger

[open pasture]

define first gen

when did you buy it

[last sky]

can someone explain the meaning of this gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167421689697665125/1229115588824010752/keylogger.gif?ex=662e8218&is=661c0d18&hm=cf3ee1ab5bb30c19cc890b2726be255cf80f8ecb7aeafbb7ab3fec499256f460&

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[last sky]

why is it the shiggy keylogger

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[last sky]

ermm i wasnt talking to u

[west ore]

tessie -1

[ripe willow]

I mean this is like
kinda misinformation in a way

[real skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-discord-mod-gif-meme-gif-18313379233532818658

[ripe willow]

it took a month for that sweaty silverback of a nerd at microsoft

[last sky]

wait but im actually curious

[ripe willow]

to find the xz backdoor

supply chain style attacks are cool

[sage dome]

serial number matters more than version

16.0.0 can be modded with rcm only on non-patched switches

https://ismyswitchpatched.com/

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/ISlC4a.png

[open pasture]

anyways i dont play online games much anymore anywyas aside from with friends so

you can homebrew whenever then

weeeeeee

[sudden sun]

keylogger

[sage dome]

yeh u can homebrew

https://nh-server.github.io/switch-guide/

[open pasture]

just search rcm jig on amazon

i used to play UT99 a lot even though its kind of dead

[noble quest]

is it a hardware vulnerability?

[sage dome]

ye

[sudden sun]

yes

[open pasture]

thinking about getting back into iw4x/alterware

[noble quest]

W

[open pasture]

was fun

You short some joycon rail

[sage dome]

rcm vuln in tegra processors

[keen kernel]

yo can anyone do an ios 9.3.5 fully untethered jailbreak 🙏 you guys are in the realm of hacking and so i must ask

[ripe willow]

Any programmers here wanna tell me if there's a better way to do what I'm tryna do here?

[cerulean lance]

base64 encode them

the swears

[ripe willow]

I'm gonna levenshtein to check each word in the comment against a list of defined slurs

with a threshold of 2 char difference

[open pasture]

rename all the variables to one letter so the source code is more storage efficient

[keen kernel]

remove spaces

[ripe willow]

to prevent my comment feed from being fucked up by the racists on the internet

[keen kernel]

one liner

[ripe willow]

but I feel like uh

[keen kernel]

rewrite in golang

rewrite in java

[ripe willow]

I feel like it's still gonna be super easy to bypass

[ripe willow]

Very bad idea and I can explain why

[stark herald]

what is this language

[ripe willow]

Golang is fine, but it has quirks.

[stark herald]

use regex

to check for slurs

[noble quest]

you are using php

[keen kernel]

i have some code to remove accents

[open pasture]

i would recommend probably also using some kind of lib to convert stupid ass unicode chars back to sane ascii and also including shit like swastikas

[sage dome]

at some point im sure there'll be another method found

[ripe willow]

If you try to parse a GET parameter with Golang, and the parameter contains ";"
be prepared to lose all your data in the request

and that's

intended

btw

[odd wave]

no

[ripe willow]

it used to be worse

and they fixed it

to do that

wait

no

I think it's worse now

tbh

[odd wave]

tfw discord mobile app crashes because you got a notification and clicked the notifications log at the same time

[ripe willow]

PHP is fine, what do you mean?

[noble quest]

i love $

[ripe willow]

Same.

I got more dollar signs than variables do in PHP
Want proof?
Go ahead and TeamView me. :3

[stark herald]

i will

[glossy eagle]

Fear

[stark herald]

anydesk you

[dark rover]

Yo where can I make suggestions for plugins?

[stark herald]

github

not on discord

[dark rover]

Oh yeah that makes sense

[glossy eagle]

Guthib

[keen kernel]

function ensureOk(str: string) {
  str = str.trim().toLowerCase();
  str = str.normalize('NFD').replace(/[\u0300-\u036f]/g, '');
  str = str.trim().toLowerCase();
  str = str
    .replace(/[\uff01-\uff5e]/g, (fullwidthChar) =>
      String.fromCharCode(fullwidthChar.charCodeAt(0) - 0xfee0)
    )
    .replace(/\u3000/g, '\u0020');
  str = str
    .replace(/[🇦-🇿]/gu, (regionalIndicatorChar) =>
      String.fromCharCode(
        regionalIndicatorChar.charCodeAt(0) +
          regionalIndicatorChar.charCodeAt(1) -
          0x1b5c1
      )
    )
    .replace(/(\d)\ufe0f\u20e3/g, '$1')
    .replace(/🔟/g, '10');
  str = str.trim().toLowerCase();
  str = str.replace(/🆗|(?:o|⭕|🅾️|0)k/g, 'ok');
  str = str.replace(
    /[ .,!?"'#-]|<a?:.+?:\d{18}>|\p{Extended_Pictographic}/gu,
    ''
  );
  return str == 'ok';
}

[stark herald]

@dark rover here https://github.com/Vencord/plugin-requests/issues/new?template=request.yml

you need a github account though

[keen kernel]

this code ensures the string is some form of "ok"

[stark herald]

ogay

[dark rover]

I use GitHub all the time

I should be good

[keen kernel]

see here

[harsh minnow]

ofc

can u do manual approval

[stark herald]

@keen kernel rate

[harsh minnow]

if this is just for ur website or smth

[keen kernel]

what am i looking at

[dull anvil]

Ok

[open pasture]

I love AnyDesk!

[stark herald]

discor

[keen kernel]

FUCK OFF PYLON NOOOO

[cerulean lance]

@bold wren thank you for inventing falafel

[stark herald]

i suggest you ban people from using it if they enter something inaproppiate

[dark rover]

@stark herald is it possible to request an update or feature added to an already existing plugin?

Through the issue request, or is it only for requesting new plugins

[ripe willow]

I could, I was thinking about introducing a "flag" type system, after you hit X amount of bad flags, I'll mark the comment as needs approval, it's a fairly simple system

and really just 1 DB column

so

[stark herald]

i guess so just make sure to read the guidelines in the issue template

[harsh minnow]

u could use ai for this

[dark rover]

Alright cool

[harsh minnow]

feed it into ai and ask it how offensive it is from 0% to 100%

[ripe willow]

ooo

[dark rover]

smash or pass

[stark herald]

is that not expensive

[harsh minnow]

it works pretty well

[stark herald]

to use ai for every comment

[harsh minnow]

we use it in reviewdb

[ripe willow]

bro the site is a media site

[open pasture]

is this fawn and llsc matching pfp

[ripe willow]

it's gonna be more expensive for the file storage

[glossy eagle]

vencord.app > vencord.dev

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[dark rover]

I once downloaded from there

[ripe willow]

we thank twitch for their CSS

cus my CSS dev is busy rn

so I use them for a template

until she is able to do stuff

[dark rover]

@harsh minnow wait you are the creator of a lot of these plugins and owner of vencord

[harsh minnow]

yes

[dark rover]

Is it possible I could send you a suggestion for an update to fakenitro?

[glossy eagle]

Go to github and suggest it

[ripe willow]

@harsh minnowthank you for the AI idea for the comment thing, I will keep that in mind.
Do you send every comment to the AI for review?

or only do it if it's reported?

[odd wave]

OH MY GOD

[dark rover]

😢

[odd wave]

VENCORD USES CHATGPT

NO WAY...

[harsh minnow]

well we only do it for reports rn because but maybe we can do it for all reviews

this is what we use btw https://perspectiveapi.com/

[dark rover]

vending I love you can I give you a kiss

STOP REACTING ME

[odd wave]

yea

[dark rover]

not you nerd

[paper gate]

i wish my professor would stop spamming my email

[odd wave]

im named vending

cmere sweetheart

[harsh minnow]

they dont like UK slang it seems

[dark rover]

I mean the sexier vending

[ripe willow]

I feel like sending in every single comment would rack up a bill, and someone could try to abuse that to drain money.
I'd 100% have to ratelimit their comments, which I was gonna do anyways.

I might just do that for reported comments for now.

Still a great idea.

[odd wave]

there is no sexier vending

[glossy eagle]

UK = bad

[clear portal]

british

[harsh minnow]

the thing i sent is free to use

[glossy eagle]

meow

[sage dome]

same

[paper gate]

hi jenker

[ripe willow]

oh?

Thank you.

[harsh minnow]

it works well

if u join manticord u can test it

https://discord.gg/USJ69f87

[ripe willow]

my mommy told me not to join discords of random strangers

[dark rover]

is that adin ross

[ripe willow]

this is actually really cool

[odd wave]

Ermm, Moderators? This user is, Advertisting in chat. Please remove them, this instant.

[ripe willow]

wtf

[glossy eagle]

mods crash their skull

[harsh minnow]

it works pretty well but im unsure what a good threshold is

[odd wave]

Stupid im not fucking computer

[dark rover]

Average all the units out and then check if it's over 50

[harsh minnow]

i would say

80% = block
50% = manual review
<50% = allow

[cerulean lance]

@harsh minnow is it a bad idea to upload my keys to private repo (im switching to nixos)

[glossy eagle]

wghar

[harsh minnow]

but thats only if you do want to allow rude comments (that aren't necessarily hateful) through

[noble quest]

yea, upload them to a public one

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow im losing it

[harsh minnow]

otherwise u can do like >50%

[noble quest]

also what keys

[ripe willow]

I only really wanna block the super fucked up shit
I cuss in my sentences sometimes, and I don't think that should be blocked.

Sure it's not ideal, but I still think I should but allowed to say 'fuck' if I really want to.

[dark rover]

You could set up a testing environment and then just play around with values

[open pasture]

0.99% threat

[harsh minnow]

anyway ya just try that api and see if its good for u :3

[fallow pawn]

fuck!

[ripe willow]

Yis ty :)

[dark rover]

I think weighted averages would be a good filter system

[paper gate]

hi samaraar

[stark herald]

what if its exactly 50%

[ripe willow]

I'm gonna see how good R2 is at hosting videos for a media website

[dark rover]

With low false positives if you tweak the values

[ripe willow]

[dark rover]

It wouldn't do anything I guess

[stark herald]

@paper gate who are you

[ripe willow]

wtf

are you my boss or something?

[paper gate]

@stark herald h

[dark rover]

Yes

[ripe willow]

Actually?

just add me on discord already

[dark rover]

yep

[ripe willow]

ffs

:)

[dark rover]

docking your pay

[ripe willow]

oh

:(

but it's sunday

[stark herald]

i relaly should study

for math test in 1-3 days i forgor when

[open pasture]

fuck tomorrow's monday

[fallow pawn]

YESSS

monday

[open pasture]

aka my daily routine will start over

fuck

[paper gate]

samaraday

[open pasture]

i hate school

[fallow pawn]

I'd rather it be a school day than the weekend

Ngl .

[paper gate]

why

[open pasture]

you're crazy

[fallow pawn]

I love doing work

[paper gate]

wanna do my work

[fallow pawn]

No

[paper gate]

:c

[fading mason]

why can't i send images ;-;

[sand citrus]

tbf sometimes doing nothing pisses my brain off so i can see why

[fallow pawn]

This exactly

[paper gate]

hi pickles

[fallow pawn]

I find it hard doing nothing when I have stuff to do in the next few days

[fading mason]

haiiii :3

[stark herald]

me

i rewrite in ts

[steep spire]

Woof you imbeciles

[fading mason]

Mew :3

[steep spire]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

I hate men

I love men tho

[sand citrus]

lie

truth

[paper gate]

meow

[fading mason]

same /hj

[cerulean lance]

@real skiff i have to leave since im installing nixos in a bit

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1179597573732962445/1223078269318987856/gltgc0frs9qc1.gif

[cerulean lance]

wish me luckl....

[fallow pawn]

@paper gate if I did ur work it would be in swift

[dense phoenix]

LMAO

[paper gate]

ohj

[steep spire]

Its kinda weird that if a men says "i hate women" he's called a bad person but if a women says it everythings fine

🤓

[paper gate]

true

[open pasture]

this bullshit is top g level

[steep spire]

I hate women

[open pasture]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

WAOIT

[cerulean parrot]

[open pasture]

WRONG TIMING

if i insult it'll backfire to me asap

and i'm mtf

[fallow pawn]

Vencord users 👎

[steep spire]

I am hella gender fluid non-binary

[paper gate]

samara uses betterdiscord

[steep spire]

Fuck i want a tail

And gur5

Fur

[odd wave]

yea

[steep spire]

And like ears

[odd wave]

not the mommy kink part tho

[steep spire]

Cat ears

[real skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1168843738148261949/7VibH1W.gif?ex=65533d8f&is=6540c88f&hm=77f1203eb0f39f990931baa0a3af9557e8c3238bef6fec32732e6e0e63fe89e7&

[tired sundial]

whye not foxes

foxes are objectively better

[fading mason]

i do want a tail... but not for that reason xD

[tired sundial]

may or may not be biased

[odd wave]

actually tails the fox

[tired sundial]

Sonic sucks

[fallow pawn]

@paper gate wanna do work for me

[steep spire]

Dog ears are amazing

Theyre fluffy

[tired sundial]

monkey ball better franchise

[paper gate]

[odd wave]

I'm going to murder you

[steep spire]

Cat ears are cols

Cold

[fading mason]

cat ears are sooo soft

[open pasture]

check this out

[fallow pawn]

public func score(progress: Int16, position: Double, requirement: Int16) -> String {
    var beatenScore: Double = 0.0
    
    if 55 < position && position <= 150 {
        let b: Double = 6.273
        let exponent = (54.147 - (position + 3.2)) * ((log(50.0)) / 99.0)
        beatenScore = 56.191 * pow(2, exponent)
        beatenScore += b
    } else if 35 < position && position <= 55 {
        let g: Double = 1.036
        let h: Double = 25.071
        beatenScore = 212.61 * pow(g, (1 - position)) + h
    } else if 20 < position && position <= 35 {
        let c: Double = 1.0099685
        let d: Double = 31.152
        beatenScore = (250 - 83.389) * pow(c, (2 - position)) - d
    } else if 0 < position && position <= 20 {
        let e: Double = 1.168
        let f: Double = 100.39
        beatenScore = (250 - f) * pow(e, (1 - position)) + f
    } else {
        beatenScore = 0
    }
    
    if progress != 100 {
        let score = (beatenScore * pow(5, (Double(progress) - Double(requirement)) / (100 - Double(requirement)))) / 10
        return String(format: "%.2f", score)
    } else {
        return String(format: "%.2f", beatenScore)
    }
}```

Optimize this code but in kotlin!!!!!!

[lapis lava]

die

[cerulean parrot]

yo on playboicarti subreddit is crazy

[paper gate]

soon

[cerulean parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[odd wave]

i cant take it

[steep spire]

Go commit atrocities in your own sever with only yourself