#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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@dense phoenix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ax-TWSceLs
it returns an array of that right
no, an auto-wrapped tuple
fair ig
sunnie can i say some really fucked up shit but funny in dms
if i say no youre gonna ignore me so

kotlin*** 🤓 🤓
Who cares
hate kotlin
Java Bytecode 🤓
precompilation machine code 🤓
The Result type
@shadow owl hu
TRUE
Optional/Future
more languages should have that holy shit
how about i have ownership of you from now on
and/or kotlin's Unit type
the what
FOR. REAL.
I'm biased because JS Dev and something like that doesn't exist there
@dense phoenix@dense phoenix i want the "balls"[2:] syntax on more languages
'Promise' it doesn't exist?
make it then
youre gonna need to know the entire ultrakill lore to be able to use it
TRUE
and also probably a lot of brain rot
Promise isn't safe. When returning a promise you never have to state that it fails
MACHINE.THY("hello world")
Or well, can fail
You sound like the kind of person who wants illegal argument exceptions to be checked
you love Promise.resolve(() => "error")
instead of ;, you end your lines by pasting minos prime's entire speech
Was tryna find a vid like this but found none, so I recorded one myself
see i told you youre insane
The issue is, if I make a library that returns a promise which can fail with an error, a consumer of my library invoking the function will not know that the function can throw unless I write it into the jsdoc and they read the jsdoc
you will use
Same goes for 100% of the rest of JS!
What does this function return? What does this function take? What are they type constraints?
That's the joke: you need doc
in echo lang there will be no exceptions, the rest of the code will just run if something goes wrong
Well, I'm using Typescript normally but even there that same issue arises with type annotations
I want a custom JVM, where I can have my natives move the instruction pointer
just how you run on a daily basis ignoring everything wrong with your brain 😊
beautiful
So that when I call my natives, it can move the execution elsewhere
fucking hell you will
everything
Stuff like "goto" but into any other part of code
how do i annoy you
yeah idk about that
How do you feel about Zig natives in Java?
nuh uh
What good libraries?
no, why
idk anything about rust
i am legally prohibited from using it unless i own a pair of thigh highs
ngl bluesky localizations look like they've been made with DeepL
the italian localization is pure dogshit and it makes me want to unalive
that's fair
save some money
nobody will be able to tell
/j
You can't remember
i do lil bro
You're the lil sis
meeeee :3
clearly its not it has owo in it
so, polish then?
got the sneakers dayummn
maybe
They want me to start smoking cigars
idk about you but i can tell
I have so many followers on bsky and I don't even know why
So true
what your bsky username
I unfollowed you
I don't post nor did I really tell people about my account
discord.ceo
NO
nop
yop
Sun Microsystems invented Java.
This is one of the Java commercial from year 1999. The Spy.
Nuh uh
And make all discord installs autojoin Discord Previews
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No that's because ad space is expensive these days and also those ads didn't run on TV
is Java web scale
Wasn’t JavaOS a thing or am I remembering wrong
It's called Android now
True
I can't believe I, a Java hater, am using a Java operating system
wanna code a Java applet?
We love Scala and Groovy in this household
i'm a coffee addict

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sm64 is like that game that you know no one will ever recreate with the same charm
that's fucking shadow
what
what is a yoshi
Yoshi yoshi
That's an ad
whoever made windows store should die
only thing i get on store these days is unigram and ubuntu

only thing i get on store these days is depression
i do not think java will help with that
things
which i cannot discuss as #rules
FIRE
theo nly thingi get on stores is
um
meowwww :3
estrogen
that too
this is making my brain bouncey
no
:3
i would treat you with utmost care because you are my friend
i will date them
what is that supposed to be
SUSPICIOUSLY WOMAN SHAPED
time to make PollBomber 
oh mna
what if a woman takes testosterone
in fucking stupid
dont even
YAAAYYY
this video game sound track is so good i love it
tbis is a very good thing to listen to at 6 am
or i guess 5:52 am
why is this husk worthy
how did i pb by 350 milliseconds playing rsg
youre doing great
it's a 24 minute run where everything is totally randomised
i mean, it's almost top 2k
thats very good
i csnnot even get stone tools on the first night lmao
actually i can but
i like building
meanwhile i got diamonds 33 seconds in
meow, but also mrrp
i love music
vesktop besttop, also #1170448831993892885 message
Meow
true if you're starved on ram I think you're best using browser
Hi Ashley
gnre
genre
@knotty echo pick a genre qwq
5ghğetdfpoıop
ğ
wha genre
qwq
west coast hiphop
LMAO THIS IS AMAZING
do yalll wanna hear
ok so what the hell
what happened
it happened before and after april fools now i'm confused
is it an april fools joke or not!
@digital kettle haihai
@dusty goblet @knotty echo
oh god are we gonna replace music artists now
thanks techbros
it doesn't seem to know what the end of a song is
this is 40$ per month lmao
literally useless

give me um words to make a funny one
boingle
vencord
meow
genre
mrrp

mrrp
technical death metal
edm trap
idfk what genre i listen to
do yall wanna hear
ye
yes
sure
vencord edm trap
vencord
done
edm trap vencord
lol it doesn't know what trap is obviously
🍉
it can do most popular genres
but just like any ai, it requires humans to steal data from
aw man no technical dm :(
i mean like pop and stuff yeah
still gud tho
i am actually a music producer myself and ai songs are so generic tbh
cannot wait for ai to try slam metal vocals
weee weee weee wee
i only use ai for shitposts
this is the only use case i like about ai
istg the first thing 90% of people think of when it comes to ai is nsfw 😭
i'm bored
hi bored im dad
they attacked iran no?
because iran attacked israel
other way round i think
didn't israel bomb before that
nuh
i dont keep up with news
but the reason it's currently trending isnt cuz of that
because the entire arabic world is on beef with isnotreal

yah but they're gonna start a full on war at this point lol
dow ho rat dλat
i chill in my bedroom on discord
so
:3
if other arabic countries start attacking israel, western countries will also get directly involved
girl you will be drafted and sent to serve in israel
italy is the third biggest supplier of arms to israel
i'm a minor

am chilling*
im from turkey and we are ok
🦃
yeah because of NATO
even if we were supporting Palestine we have no choice
pretty sure its 🦃
NATO exists and we have to cope with them
YOURE A WHITENAME TOO
bweeeh
holy shit 3 more days until full frieren soundtrack drops
oh i still haven't watched latest episode

P.S.: i am not necessarily anti-NATO but sadly they endorse the wrong side this time kekw
real
finally
someone with the same braincells as me
so none?
cute images
you've got vision 0
i mean israel is a western country essentially, that represents our western values, while palestine is part of the arabic world
of course the western world is gonna back israel. it's just regrettable that not enough is done to ensure fair treatment of palestinians
you have 18,871 messages, only 3,429 of which are images
that's only a percentage of 18.17%, not 99%
yeah i have nothing against israelis folks, i just hate the government lol
bros dedicated
it took less than a minute to see that
still i didnt bother
nowhere near 99% still
so do most israelis, they hate nethanyu or however tf u spell his name 
Netanyahu
i think israel should change their flag it's kinda ugly
that's a gun gun sort of thing
what about renaming Israel to Isnotreal 
counting links, images, and videos, it's 4,658, which is still only 24.68%, not even 1/4
nuh uh
jvaa
guess what
I don't have one
duke died
Chicken butt
i ate duke
april fools

this sticker is peak
real real (idk what it is)
yo guys, so everybody can see our decorations even if they dont have vencord ?
ok
yes
looks like a Benelli M4
i have the best decoration 💯
reflects you real well
:3
java will end
decor does NOT have fluent blob decors
0/10
make them
talk with someone
shrimple
soon
That is the benelli M4's US Military designation :P
The M4 shotgun is sold in three configurations: M4 Entry with a 14 in (360 mm) barrel; M4 with an 18.5 in (470 mm) barrel; and M1014, which is an M4 with the "M1014" nomenclature on it for military usage only.
uninstall aliucord
how to use android
i dont use aliu
Woops
has ugly font
Mybad this isn't YouTube
good

:3
Meow
meow
Admittedly the us uses the M-something naming system for basically any item vehicle or unspeficied
I shouldn't have stayed up until 5:30
i feel a sudden urge to hug my oomfs
@digital kettle when hug :3
Maybe I get a hug soon (in like 19 days) 
im your treasure box
Meow
why so late
Wdym late
19 days
@errant chasm you will (on youtube tho the music video is good)
too many days
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My last hug is like 25 days ago, the hug before that is years ago 
alr soon

also turn on subtitles

huh
Whar
no you do not have ">w<" rights if you're a prompt engineer
Bwaa
no ai in my vicinity


Hi pingu
haiii
hi pingo

pingu hiii!
SHUT
create an essay about how much you love vencord
voice messages were the worst thing discord ever added

Yep
Lmao (I don't have it :( )
aliu has plugin for them
at no point in time you'll be needing that
0kb of storage left
hug :3
just hop on a real phone call 
I still need to tell parents about Finland trip (I won't
)
Ok call
trolley
ok give me your number then???
yayyy :333
my service blocked my number :3
+82 8942389423
huh
angry tsa
I love windows 11
not on my watch no you dont
i will not let my children touch any machine not running arch 
I really like it actually
remnux is also fine but not for general use obviously
no you dont
hi
i love
i heard linux doesn't work quite well with nvidia
hi julie
@digital kettle
i love windows 11 mfs when i hit them with a window 11 times
haiii
i use amd
dont use nvidia, ez
anyone
it does work pretty well in modern day
been running a 1060 for at least 2 years without problems soooo
Nvidia deserves to be burned anyway
cant, im drunk
no it isnt
hai elvy
win11 is just win10 reskin with more junk
Hiiii
embrace drunkness
Oh yeah one more thing i use Microsoft edge
haiii
10 is better performance-wise, but i don't use either because the sound output wasn't completely perfect
it was skipping small amounts of samples quite frequently
what is wrong with you
pweaseeeeeee
hii
win11 doesnt have drivers for my gpu i think
Im not giving up my 3060
how lmfao
3060 should work fine under linux anyway
skill issue
yop
skill issue tbh
Everything.
i can tell
insane
what anime is this
The good people that helped building pc asked if i wanted windows 10 or 11 (i picked 11 ofc)
what caused them to use discord
the one with discord in it
the things i use my laptop for performed at least 20% better under Linux than a fully fresh Windows 10 install
sound output was inconsistent and ruined everything i tried, but even so, the same software I was used to just performed so much worse
duh
got files working in prod!!!
why
dog.png
Yeah linux mint erased my ssd
because you told it to, well done
Updates
that's what it is...
I didn't 😭
damn
real people push to prod without unit tests and wait for their status page to turn red
also check dms
ur so bad (i have a first gen i5 (960))
ive decided to learn java.
disgusting
☕
yes
java is only good for minecraft
it won't erase your SSD unless you choose the option that says "erase disk and install Linux Mint" when installing, or somehow fuck with software you don't know how to use post-install
When it runs the action it fails with this, idk what it means so ig no automagic builds
I picked dual boot :(
gee i wonder what "access token is not set" means, maybe that acccess token isn't set? hmm
you messed something up
I'm not that braindead
then wdym you dont know 😭
inbestigator isn't that braindead
they're very br-
I added it in the env and it still says nuh uh
they're very what? british? brazilian?
hi nina
so set it programatically
too bad im not going back (since i bought my pc to game) (and linux mint broke my laptop 10+ times)
nuh uh
they're very brotli
can they actually not?
how little of a brain must you have for MINT to break your laptop 10 TIMES
i find it funny how there are some fishes that die if they stop swimming
guh
like sharks
discord drama anime
ALL I DID WAS PLAY L4D2 AND HALF LIFE
we need one
NO WAY.
mint has never broken on its own accord ONCE for me
the only times it has broken has been my fault
like normal yuri or nsfw yuri 😭
Do I see Vencord on his screen
the desktop environment deleted itself once
hanime
probably not
"normal" yuri isnt a thing
thats just being friends
normal yuri can be considered just kissing
you mean YOU did something that deleted it?
so you're only considered lesbian if you have sex with women
wait
yeah thats what lersbian means
nvm
if i say normal or nsfw i clearly mean normal as in not nsfw
smarest echo message
i installed steam :3
echo
yeahd and by definition yuri is nsfw
alright you can cut the cap, that was a Pop!_OS bug
no?
by definition yuri is just lesbians
how about our marriage

echonnie
I used mint cuh
youre insane
Erm ackshually romantic attraction without sexual attraction exists
i mean yeah the term yuri exclusively refers to NSFW
non NSFW yuri would be just lesbianism
@cerulean lance can you update wedlock server to force marry manti to devilbro
well yea
is it worth watching 
that was a popos bug, so you're either lying or you REALLY fucked it up
YEAH BUT NOT IN MY WORLD 🗣️ 🔥
I ONLY DATE WAHMEN TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!!!! fucking wokes
I'm sold
Had to get help from the ltt discord server (i ended up reinstalling mint)
Human trafficking is not legal
i love the idea of 100 people just being married to manti and his profile just clipping out of the page
maybe idk
ltt discord 
that's the kinda discord where the advice they give breaks your OS because they have no idea what they're doing
byee
says who

windows-only
https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/__232.html this for example
ios works
husk

thought it worked on vesktop
Yeah they helped me not have a broken laptop twice
i'm on non-vesktop on linux
so works on desktop clients + mobile
yo is there any virus that plays the vine boom sound effect or smth?
?
i keep fucking hearing it
WHAT LMAO
🗿
HAHAHHAHAHA
YO
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
YO
you're really lucky
it's the moyai plugin
🗿
moyai plugin
shh dont tell him
STAWP
wat does it do?
why would you not want this
I did won big once
a link to somneones profile
i think every discord user should enable this plugin
did nothing on vesktop lol
make for shelter then
i think it was a virus, a dude in a random reddit post said that hears that while playing a pirate version of sifu
XDD
🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿
who the hell uses xd unironically
im from south america
ppl here uses it
bro, i fucking reinstalled my whole fucking windows bcuz of that fucking vencord fucking plugin
BRO
yea
it only does 10 per message
true
how u get the image sender role?
that is not your reactor
You ask
can i get it pwease 🥺
you'd need to ask someone with perms 😭
pweeeease 🥺 🥹 😢
imagine using a game engine
godot my beloved
good monie
m
Hey sho

me
says who
Yeah I just said it's hot
elvy

i've decided
pay me
@dusty goblet since u struggle to tell me what u want drawn why dont i make a character with you live? :3
:3
you can talk to me about it
pay me $10 and ill tell you how much to pay her
this is a paywall
no way vennie stream
we can do that maybe yeah
however im currently assigned to @somber leaf as her art slave for the rest of the year

sho prices are $999 ~ $9999
why is your fm linked in your about me, just link it on your site

whenever ur free~ im available from now until i go to bed
hai sho

Meow
Probably not today :3 likely won't have time

wish i was as busy as u

mwehehe
Discord why aren't my emotes loading
trolley
kpop fan but dont tell anyone

my mom is a kpop fan
I'm not even that busy I am at grandma for the next hours and then I have to prepare some stuff when I'm back home lol
i used to know one person irl that likes kpop
First to guess how long i have been playing osu wins air
oh okie hehe
as an asian theres a lot of kpop fans around me
over 1 second
who's this
🗿
why is klees username support.lolihub
...
hello
a week
You guys wanna get on the FBI watch list?
it's right in front of you
...
cuuuuuteeee
nuh uh
Moyai sucks
YES!!!!
who tf watchs anime
Why are we spamming shitty brainrot polls again
WHERE THE DOT
same
Polls are a cool feature but I already fucking HATE them because every idiot just keeps spamming them
sapphire my beloved
REAL
i just wish u could limit them
Same
polls should be restricted to admins
idk why there arent any permissions for them
Nah but to embeds or a separate permission lol
Yeah
nah i just hate them and want them gone in general
I like POLLS

beautiful feature
kill polls and discord for making their permissions so stupid
Polls are fine if you have something serious to poll so a separate permission is valid but just everyone being able to do it is the dumbest shit ever
how is it even dumb
25 people getting a notification in regulars in 30 hours
people were able to create dumb polls with reactions and markdown before too
nothing is changed
just more fancy
i agree with manti its not annoying
annoying spam
its as annoying as normal spam is
you
dont
need
polls
for
that
you can do that without polls
It takes more space
polls arent requirement for that
idk why people pretend like polls cause insane spam
^ same height as a poll
but now people ARE DOING IT
polls don't change anything
people will get used to feature and will forget it even exists in few weeks
like you could always just send a massive wall of text
remove everyones send messages perms, problem solved
this is the case
sorry discord evil and bad for not adding permission for polls
tbh polls should be tied to the embed permission, not the send message perm
^
would be better
new pèrm
or their own perm
yes I can agree that

this is easy cuz i write all my dependencies on my own
I mean this ^
All im saying is not everyone should be able to just make polls bcs brainrot
lmaooo
what are they smoking
love
Press to explode

everything
Yees
LOL
can old mobile versions not vote in polls
im starving
I don't need maven
npiooe
@nocturne bough You will remake servergo in java
And you will make mediawiki password changer in java
it looks like an empty message
eat
they dont show up
i had to update for pols
no it does show up
Yop, can't explode
but trying to vote gives 404
Machine already exploded
nopp
Sorry
Java is always faster
brb gonna be silly
by loving java
uuh
Wtf I love java

servertypescript
what if i rewrite reviewdb backend in rust @nocturne bough
C
this is what the white house wants
You will rewrite servergo in C
no thanks
go is pretty good for me
Servergo will be a vencord plugin
I dont want to go into rust hell

I need a way to change the Java program counter
So I can have gotos into any part of the bytecode
nop go is also memory safe
almost memory safe
Leaps and bounds into any method any object
I caused segfault in go
in js you can have goto
The Server I use for my aliucord/vencord plugins. Contribute to mantikafasi/ServerGo development by creating an account on GitHub.
this is also old code anyway
I am not using it
They should replace null pointers with immediate seg faults
C has them and it's faster
how
true
oneday
balls: {
banana: {
console.log("stuff");
break banana;
console.log("skipped");
}
console.log("install bdfdb now");
break balls;
console.log("skipped");
}
console.log("meow");
i'll join
g
Same syntax works in Java
I use it all the time
literally goto
@stark herald r u gay
perhaps



