🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[pseudo karma]

get aliucord or sm gay shit like that

their themes SUCK

[somber leaf]

how does one identify if a node is being used in a "attack". a ddos could be relatively identified based off of just raw traffic to it alone but if im browsing the pirate bay with it thats nearly impossible to tell.

[sinful urchin]

enmity if ur on ios

[ripe willow]

IP spoofing, used in amplification style ddos attacks

Where the bad guy would send a packet to an NTP server for example with the monlist command, while spoofing your IP as the IP source header
and because of how poorly NTP was designed it results in something like 14x the amount of data being sent to you than what the attacker sent to the NTP server

:3

[pseudo karma]

wtf is enmity

[sinful urchin]

like aliucord but for ios basically

[pseudo karma]

how did that even get on the app store

[ripe willow]

I mean, if you're ddosing with your home connection alone
you're again doing it wrong as that will do nothing against modern networks

[sinful urchin]

it is not on the appstore, u gotta sideload

[ripe willow]

[pseudo karma]

FUCK sideloading

not doing allat

broke my phone

[open pasture]

lmao

[sinful urchin]

and if ur not jailbroken you get:

• no notifications
• brokey screenshare
• idk a bunch of more issues

[sinful urchin]

wait how do u even break a phone via sideloading....

[ripe willow]

But to identify that a node is being used to "attack"

it's quite simple

that TOR exit node's IP will show up in the fucking logs

of the god damn server being attacked

[pseudo karma]

its an iphone 12 everything breaks with it LOLOL

[somber leaf]

Yeah but i dont understand your point at all of not using a VPN being insecure because they know the entry node you use.... like sure but its impossible to tell the traffic that actually goes through said node or if something was even you because of it

[sinful urchin]

o

fair

[radiant cove]

broke = brick?

is there a way to fix or is it gone?

[pseudo karma]

im not fixing my iphone

everyone agrees iphones SUCK

[ripe willow]

All they need is the provable cause and you're fucking tapped

LOL

legally too

[pseudo karma]

personally

[somber leaf]

What?

[radiant cove]

does broke mean not booting?

[pseudo karma]

iphones for decoration + texting

[rapid aurora]

this might be out of the topic, but I don't really follow the idea of vpn secure my data especially the free one

[ripe willow]

not even like they're bypassing FISA courts and illegally tapping

[pseudo karma]

androids for everything else

[radiant cove]

iphone cameras are great, but everything else falls apart

[somber leaf]

VPNs do nothing besides change what IP youre accessing a service from

[ripe willow]

There is an argument that can be made for cyber criminals using super populated VPN services, for the same reasons you shouldd be using TOR

[ripe willow]

and encrypt traffic

generally

they don't HAVE to

[rapid aurora]

having someone's ip is not going to do anything

[pseudo karma]

nameless i saw a pixel phone that can go 40 times bigger and look like a telecope in 4k quality

[ripe willow]

but the main purpose of someone using a VPN outside of a corporate setting

is the encryption

[rapid aurora]

idk why people overreact when someone gets their IP, like jeez you are safe

they can't do anything

[somber leaf]

proxies also encrypt traffic but how you do it is important~

[sinful urchin]

i think they r talking abt big hacker opsec anonymous russia stuff

not like day to day usage stuff

[pseudo karma]

mfw someone ip grabs me and i reset my router (they have to do it again)

[ripe willow]

It's different when you're doing stupid things online

[somber leaf]

your IP means nothing without the NAT path as well

[sinful urchin]

why bother with vpns n stuff if u can just get a pos laptop and connect to a public wifi and thats it

[somber leaf]

mmmm yes, this entier district of columbia uses the exact same IPv4

[pseudo karma]

i love ktities

kitties

[sinful urchin]

so true...

[pseudo karma]

cats my beloved

[dull anvil]

i love cats

[ripe willow]

I love Brian Krebs :3

I provided him some information on some meany ddos botnet skid
who leaked me his home IP in a screenshot while trying to convince me to write him some exploit script

and shortly after he was raided

and charged were pressed

:3

[pseudo karma]

press charges? why would i want to interrogate my friend charges?

[somber leaf]

@rapid aurora Jokes aside the only reason you would use a VPN is to avoid some side channel attacks that could expose where youre accessing data from in the case of tor, hide your IP on the clear web/torrents, or to access geolocated content thats usually blocked anyways because what IPs are used for VPN hosts is a public list

[ripe willow]

TOR alone is well known to be NOT enough

of an opsec tool

[somber leaf]

TOR is enough if youre not stupid about it

the talk you linked goes over methods to hide yourself

[ripe willow]

if you believe it is
mad respect if you're doing illegal things like that, but it'll be funny when they make a defcon talk about you

[rapid aurora]

that's a good reason

[strong girder]

Lawbymike

[rapid aurora]

your pfp is amazing girl

[ripe willow]

Law Enforcement loves attacks on side channels

LOVES

[strong girder]

Your profile is cute too thanks

[somber leaf]

similar "atttacks" you can use aginst tor you can also use aginst VPNs, youre adding more layres to attack but theyre all "flawed"

[ripe willow]

Even onion sites can have leaks too

Be smart about your opsec

think things through.

[strong girder]

Onion sites are CIA honeypots

[ripe willow]

They found DPR

They'll come find you.

[somber leaf]

dont be a winy bitch and speak to much and you will usually be fine

[rapid aurora]

yw

[ripe willow]

Keeping your mouth shut is the #1 fucking thing

But TOR is not enough

[somber leaf]

its literally how every single person in the talk you linked got caught~

or just not using tor like that one dumbass

[rapid aurora]

or just act dumb until everyone thinks that you are dumb, trust me a lot of kids will give you credits

[sinful urchin]

but if u talk and ur good u get a rlly cool job on a 3 letter agency

[strong girder]

I act dumb so I can pop off and mog everyone

[ripe willow]

Terrible psyop

[rapid aurora]

I act dumb so I can find an excuse to leave a server without any drama

[somber leaf]

3 letter agencies hate being made a fool off. thats why they want snowden so bad and assange and why they killed jfk

[sinful urchin]

i act dumb cuz i am dum

[ripe willow]

This is actually why Blasts got charged over the whole Activision thing

Activision found out he was a minor

didn't wanna press charges

govermnent is like

[rapid aurora]

[ripe willow]

"we already spent all the resources on this

lets hit him with that good old suspended sentence"

[strong girder]

Im a lurker I barely even talk in servers

I'm a shiny Pokémon

[rapid aurora]

it's okay eev you can always chat with us here you are always welcome

[strong girder]

What can I say..I'm a shy fella

[somber leaf]

[rapid aurora]

tell me about it, I feel stupid wasting my time in some servers but in other vision I'm happy that I met some people

[strong girder]

I'm mostly a groupchat person because most servers I just join for updates on games I play or just emojis

I'm only here incase vencord crashes or some shit happens to it so I can check

[rapid aurora]

well here in general is really fun

[strong girder]

Yes this seems like a nice environment it's cool

[rapid aurora]

even tho this is my second day or third one but I love it here

[rapid aurora]

everyone is cool here

[paper gate]

I'm so powerful

[noble quest]

who will make discord library in cobol

i need

[copper tiger]

i cant find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[winter girder]

im so cold

[errant chasm]

im exploding

[rapid aurora]

dw you won't get banned silly

[rapid aurora]

take care of yourself I hope you don't get sick

[pseudo karma]

vban @copper tiger

i wonder what user @rapid oar sells

[rapid aurora]

noooo mei

[rapid oar]

Ahh yes the classic old gyatt I used to rizz up people left and right back in my day but now I’m the senior sigma. I may not have the same agility as before, but my experience and wisdom make up for it. I have seen it all and faced countless challenges throughout my career. The younger generation may be quick, but they lack the strategic thinking that comes with age. I may not be as flashy as I once was, but I still have what it takes to outsmart any opponent. My experience has taught me that cleverness and strategy often outshine sheer strength or speed. Years of facing various challenges have honed my ability to analyze situations quickly and adapt as needed. This mental agility ensures that I remain ahead, making calculated moves that may not be immediately apparent but lead to victory in the end. I trust my intuition and my capacity to think several steps ahead, turning potential setbacks into opportunities. It's not about the flash; it's about the substance, and in that realm, I am unmatched.

[pseudo karma]

SHUT UP

[rapid aurora]

I fucking hate you

[pseudo karma]

STOP IT MAKE IT STOP

[rapid oar]

I’m on crack

[winter girder]

good quality candy ofc!!

[rapid aurora]

QUICK BLOCK

[rapid oar]

yes definitely candy

[pseudo karma]

MAKE IT STOP

wait chat

[winter girder]

MAKE IT STOPP!!! THE VOICES!!!!!!! ARGHHHHH!! AHHH!! THE VOICES ARE TOO LOUD

[pseudo karma]

should i host an all night spongebob binge in my ds

I LOVE

CATS

GAMBLING

EER

BEER

WINE

WHISKEY

SPAGHETTI

[rapid oar]

Cats are overrated

[pseudo karma]

AND FENT

[rapid oar]

I have a cat btw

[pseudo karma]

blocked

cats r underrated

[rapid oar]

[winter girder]

stop.

[rapid oar]

stop what

[open pasture]

Real

[rapid aurora]

I'm really tired

[rapid oar]

I had a cat for 6 years

I still have it

[open pasture]

@rapid oar gimme meth bro

[rapid oar]

naw bru you a opp fr

[open pasture]

Tf

A

Opp

Cop?

[pseudo karma]

opp = enemy

[rapid oar]

See bru u don’t know shit

Ion selling to you bruh

[pseudo karma]

like my opp is @zander

I HATE ZANDEER

[open pasture]

Why not innit

How much

[rapid oar]

@crimson hamlet

[pseudo karma]

@slow urchin (this guy)

[rapid oar]

[rapid oar]

becuz ur a opp

[pseudo karma]

wrong zander

[slow urchin]

i have been summoned

[open pasture]

O ok

[pseudo karma]

SHUT UP ZANDER

[open pasture]

L

[pseudo karma]

WE HATE YOU

[rapid oar]

[slow urchin]

i will be leaving now

[pseudo karma]

jk zander we love you

[open pasture]

W

[open pasture]

W

[pseudo karma]

@rapid oar how much for a block of blue

[elder geyser]

@ripe willow hi

[rapid oar]

25$ 🤑🤑🤑

[ripe willow]

hi

[pseudo karma]

25 for a block of blue is a steal bruh

[ripe willow]

working on streaming website

what's up?

[rapid oar]

I sell good quality drugs bruh that’s why I have built a loyal customer base over the years. Many people come to me because they know they can trust the products I offer. From pain relievers to prescription medications, I ensure that everything is sourced from reputable suppliers. My customers appreciate the peace of mind they get from knowing they are getting the best quality drugs available on the market. Whether it's for their own personal use or for someone they care about, they can rely on me to provide them with safe and effective medications.

[open pasture]

Funny but not bcs it's funny but bcs it's absurd

[rapid oar]

[open pasture]

Yap yap yap

[rapid oar]

[pseudo karma]

right click > report message > something else > selling drugs or illegal goods

[open pasture]

Ur not a siogologist but a yapologist

[rapid oar]

[slow urchin]

man i got excited thinking someone was talking abt me

[open pasture]

I can't spell 💀

[slow urchin]

:<

[pseudo karma]

KEEP TALKING ZANDER WE LOVE YOU

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[slow urchin]

whatisgoingon

[slow urchin]

doesnt have shiggycord installed

L

[pseudo karma]

needs fakenitro

L

[slow urchin]

u should get shiggycord

made by me

plug

[pseudo karma]

u should GO FUCK YOURSELFR

[slow urchin]

🔥

cant spell

needs tutoring

catthumbsup~1

[pseudo karma]

godddd im gonna bwowwwww i love spagheti

[rapid aurora]

wow there mei don't say that to helluva boss fans

[pseudo karma]

my arguement whenever someone mentions i own a chromebook

[rapid aurora]

anyways I'm sleepy

[pseudo karma]

gn nevo

[rapid aurora]

goodnight everyone

[pseudo karma]

Peace and prosper @rapid aurora

[slow urchin]

goodnight nevo

[pseudo karma]

i wish a bountiful slumber

[slow urchin]

cotton candy ass

[pseudo karma]

i might finish eating my food n hit the hay

Gn chat ill be here tmrw

[slow urchin]

what did the hay do man

[pseudo karma]

👋

its a term for sleeping

[slow urchin]

woosh

[pseudo karma]

i know

reminder for tyler the creator fans

listen to palace/curse

tha tshigt GOATED

[slow urchin]

reminder for fans

u blow

haha get it

i'm leaving

[ocean geyser]

augh

[sand citrus]

d

[sand citrus]

What is Upp

[ocean geyser]

apparently if you try to compile a text file with 'break rust' in it

it will make the compiler panic

intentionally

i thought it was funny

[open pasture]

unbreak rust

[sand citrus]

I love hating rust

[ocean geyser]

i cant send the IMAGE that told me about it though

[sand citrus]

what r u listening to rn

[errant chasm]

.fm

[fading lance]

Last track for Pixel

僕らは今膣のなかで

Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship, The Dark Prison Massacre, DualInsomiNa • Otakuslam​♡​Animecide

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[sand citrus]

Need immediate answer

I scared them

I apologize

[noble quest]

chat, i need a shitty space movie to watch.
any ideas

[sand citrus]

Star war

[noble quest]

😦

[real skiff]

its not shitty but big hero 6

[noble quest]

im talking shitty, like the stuff you'll see clips of on youtube shorts

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/plenk-plink-luna-cat-gif-1494414496792991344

[slender isle]

why shitty in particular

[noble quest]

cause thats what i want to watch rn

if you know a good movie, name

it

[sand citrus]

but u asked for shitty

why u Want good

[glad bison]

do you want shitty like genuinely bad, or shitty like no plot just action?

[noble quest]

shitty so bad its funny or shitty no plot just action
either works

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[real skiff]

zeet

[open pasture]

Gamer space movie from 90s

[paper gate]

GO AWAY

[elder geyser]

me

[paper gate]

@elder geyser

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-cat-rabbit-hop-rabbit-like-cat-gif-8844213845489116816

[last sky]

wtf is the 4th one

[harsh minnow]

braisnfuck

[last sky]

ohhhh

[open pasture]

I'm a pro brainfuck dev AMA

[paper gate]

hi farnsie

[last sky]

[open pasture]

hi zeet

[paper gate]

:3

[open pasture]

:3

[noble quest]

why did i just lick the end of the usb-c cable while its connected to the wall

am i ok?

[cursive nest]

tasty

lightning is also pretty good

[open pasture]

@cursive nest

are you king cube

[noble quest]

gn

[paper gate]

gn

[open pasture]

gn

gn

gn

@drowsy cypress

[drowsy cypress]

I’m not associated with this guy in any way

[open pasture]

Don't dox me

[open pasture]

sowwy

It's okay

Just not the behavior i would expect from security

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[harsh minnow]

goat

[open pasture]

@paper gate hii

Is that the edward snowden guy

[dawn iris]

No it's Peter Griffin

Silly

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1226937668063985826/caption.gif

Anyways, I love the Java2D API

[cursive nest]

most king

[open pasture]

I'm not even whitename

[dawn iris]

You are now

Canonically

Get retconned

[open pasture]

That edit was a struggle

Life is hard

[dawn iris]

Life's been pretty rough since we had to remove the VenCoin miner

😔

[open pasture]

Thug it out, we shall

[last sky]

shiggy blast !!!!!!

[dawn iris]

!!!

Real

True

Actual

Current

Absolute

[last sky]

super super real

[dawn iris]

Too true bestie

[last sky]

the information given is quite factual

[dawn iris]

Always has been!!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749305929802973285/1213436982848524330/nukeCat.gif

This is my one goal in life atm

[last sky]

ngl same

[dawn iris]

To sit atop the atom bobm in my kitchen

@harsh minnow can I have an Atom Bomb?

I'll pay u back

[dawn iris]

About time

[dawn iris]

No way

[open pasture]

No

I eated it

Sorry

[dawn iris]

That's fine

You're the bomb now

You will have to do

[last sky]

yes way

[dawn iris]

Howie

[ripe willow]

Rate my YT knock off

[last sky]

because the cat gained sentience and learned how to read thus being categorized as a nuclear bomb

[last sky]

oooooo

[ripe willow]

it's really bad, I need my front end dev to come through and make it pretty

last time, I intentionally made it so bad

she had no choice but to make it better

[dawn iris]

Yes this is the way

I usually just ask nicely and get textures/logo/art/memes handed to me within the hour tho

And with ui stuff I generally just ask for a rough layout scetch

[ripe willow]

nah, I make rough layout sketch
then I go make the DB and the PHP functionality for the skeleton

[paper gate]

hi @ripe willow

[ripe willow]

and then she come make it pretty and meaty

and then I polish the PHP

HOPEFULLY I'M NOT STUCK WRITING JAVASCRIPT THIS TIME

[dawn iris]

I also usually get others to do the webdev all together

Cannot be asked.

[ripe willow]

the botnet tracker project is 17% javascript according to github
and that's with the fucking PHP framework in there

wrote more JS for that than I did PHP

[dawn iris]

I make GUI in Java Swing

It is the only good UI Framework

[open pasture]

I'm making a my own UI framework

It's called UI framework

[paper gate]

farnsie!!

[open pasture]

Zeet!!

Zeet is bot i think

AI

"what the fuck is a blonde"

Hmmm

[ripe willow]

lol

wish I was using a UI framework

[paper gate]

yes

[ripe willow]

@paper gateping

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hi

i feel eepy..

[ripe willow]

bad response time

[dawn iris]

You're using HTML+CSS

[ripe willow]

not a framework

bootstrap

[dawn iris]

Anything that's not pixel pushing is a framework imo

[ripe willow]

now that's a framework

[paper gate]

im so EEPY

[dawn iris]

You're also not handling raw input, your components can have callbacks

Hell you can have a button

[ripe willow]

fancy things

[dawn iris]

I might be biased since I come from the land of desktop programs, where you either have an abstraction

Or a framebuffer + user input

[ripe willow]

I mean

I consider ImGUI a framework

and it's updating pixels every damn frame

:3

[dawn iris]

It totally is

Yes, but you can create a component with it

And it just hides stuff underneath the "framework"

Where the wires are

[last sky]

i uhhh

i still use winforms

[ripe willow]

By that definition though, every UI is a framework

[ripe willow]

even a custom UI

is relying on your own custom framework

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1227092695877685378/trim.EC693CD6-1E63-4E26-ADB7-CD284F6E85DF.mp4_2.mp4?ex=66272620&is=6614b120&hm=58cf97a6d6c86dcab11f6167dc0ceec066b0fc7593a612a166a814f90dcbd23b&

[ripe willow]

text based UI?

still your own framework

[last sky]

i'm probably not even on the same topic but if we're talking about GUIs and stuff

[ripe willow]

WinForms is better than you think it is

[dawn iris]

Text based is a separate topic

[last sky]

fr?!!?!

[dawn iris]

But this much I agree on

[last sky]

i haven't switched to WPF because of the skill gap

[ripe willow]

this is WinForms in C#

[last sky]

holy SHIT

the thing that sucks is that

to achieve that

you need to pay for like a $90 license to use fancy buttons

[dawn iris]

Nothing wrong with WinForms either

[ripe willow]

free

[last sky]

where???

[elder geyser]

i hate winforms

[ripe willow]

Everything here is custom

[dawn iris]

I should add glsl shader support to Swing GUI elements

:tr:

[ripe willow]

What that was, was someone sent me a PSD document of what they had in mind for their game's updater

[dawn iris]

It shouldn't even be that difficult

[ripe willow]

And I made it an application

By just pulling off the images

from the PSD

and storing everything inside the application

[last sky]

ooooh

[ripe willow]

and rendering them with WinForms elements

not to mention, WinForms just kind of allows you to make your own elements anywyas

so like

uh

1 sec

[last sky]

you might need to teach me how to use and develop custom elements

[ripe willow]

https://gyazo.com/4c57df338c7d044586f90099e04ad8dc

This is ImGUI

the table, the sidebar

the cards

the notif

all custom

[last sky]

GOD DAMN

[last sky]

wait this works with winforms?

[ripe willow]

that's not winforms

That's ImGUI

but still custom elements

those aren't built in to ImGUI

I draw them manually

using the ImGUI drawlist

[last sky]

it looks so fucking good

[ripe willow]

I will say this would not have been possible without the PSD doc

whatever graphics designer made the .psd and the icons and the general design example

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1227092695877685378/trim.EC693CD6-1E63-4E26-ADB7-CD284F6E85DF.mp4_2.mp4?ex=66272620&is=6614b120&hm=58cf97a6d6c86dcab11f6167dc0ceec066b0fc7593a612a166a814f90dcbd23b&

[ripe willow]

It wouldn't look that good

[paper gate]

@ripe willow dont kill me

[ripe willow]

[paper gate]

hiii lana

[sage dome]

i wanna
Make stuff

[paper gate]

make jenku dash

[ripe willow]

then just make stuff

[verbal flicker]

make drugs plz

🙏

[ripe willow]

do not

[verbal flicker]

:c

legal drugs

duh

[last sky]

i mean

i've improved over a year of UI/UX

they went from looking like shit to decently sophisticated

i have no idea if i sent the screenshots here before

[ripe willow]

💪

keep working at it

design is the hard and boring part

;w;

[sage dome]

All of my gd icons are already the jenker

[paper gate]

show

[sage dome]

Go back to grinding cookie clicker

[ripe willow]

PHP the simple and fun part

of webdev

[last sky]

i find it kinda fun

[verbal flicker]

yes mam

[last sky]

turns out i didn't send these earlier so here y'all go (right = newer UI and WIP)

[sage dome]

well like most of them

[paper gate]

REAL

glados jenker

[fair zodiac]

what is dis

[last sky]

omgggggg this looks amazing

[ripe willow]

Is this for the AmazonFireTV?

or just

all android devices

[open pasture]

@drowsy cypress love trans people

[last sky]

small project that heavily utilizes adb

[sage dome]

i wnana get the uh

[last sky]

so technically yes it's mainly for FireTV

[sage dome]

zenith ship

[ripe willow]

I have a lot of experience reverse engineering the comms protocol for ADB

:3

lmk if you need anything

[last sky]

‼️

[paper gate]

lana isnt real

[ripe willow]

https://imsorry.club/portfolio/opensource/adb.php

I got lazy with this script but uh

[sage dome]

and devourer of gods wave

[ripe willow]

at least for the connections payload

[paper gate]

adb is opensource @ripe willow

[ripe willow]

I built it from scratch there, imitating packets I captured with wireshark

[open pasture]

nice doxbin

[ripe willow]

yes

[paper gate]

@ripe willow meow

[ripe willow]

am I on doxbin?

[open pasture]

I hope not :(

[ripe willow]

that's fine I'm a nameslur these days

:3

Besides White is a homie

[last sky]

what does this do

[ripe willow]

[sage dome]

but my fucking ice path got reset with one of the updates

[ripe willow]

adb shell execute

[verbal flicker]

your name is a slur?

[ripe willow]

there was 45k devices at it's peak

something like 12k on shodan now

[last sky]

ooooh

[ripe willow]

Oh, I thought that exploit was dead

nah

We set up a honeypot back in like

january

got a hit

and I made a joke to my coworker about bruteforcing the C2

and he just goes

"what if the credentials are admin:admin"

and I tried it

My coworker was crying

[ripe willow]

We were inside for like 2 weeks at least

[last sky]

[ripe willow]

I have screenshots of that journey

tracking the botnet from the inside

[last sky]

do tell more (& show)

[ripe willow]

I have before in here already

that would be this guy

https://www.akamai.com/blog/security-research/netkiller-condi-botnet-exploits-camera

[last sky]

the first thing i saw was echo hacker lmao

[ripe willow]

bro this guy is so dumb

I am prepared to bully him

I can't disclose the secrets rn but

he's gonna lose the botnet again.
and not from us getting his servers suspended.

[last sky]

i'm gonna head to bed soon

[ripe willow]

[last sky]

p tired

[ripe willow]

sweet dreams

[last sky]

thank youuu

[sage dome]

As you can tell i am amazing at 2d platformers and definitely should be playing celeste

shit level

[slender isle]

geometry dash without crazy edm feels so wrong

[tired sundial]

i hate having these arguments SO much

[tired sundial]

old footage

idk i dont play gd unironically anymore

ill open it every once in a while but the last time i played it seriously was 2022

shoutout if you can pinpoint the music btw

[late glen]

whats the new update

huh

is the company shutdown?

[sage dome]

what

[slender isle]

damn u got rolled

[violet oak]

noo wayy

[open pasture]

.wk weezer

[fading lance]

Weezer in Vencord Vendor Venchor

👑  ⁦Sly⁩ - 56222 plays
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 6.  ⁦noon⁩ - 4266 plays
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 8.  ⁦lyndsey!!⁩ - 3718 plays
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 10. ⁦moshi⁩ - 2481 plays
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 12.  ⁦wry⁩ - 2020 plays
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** 41.  ⁦potato, security⁩ - 399 plays**

alternative rock - modern power pop - modern rock - permanent wave - rock Artist - 998 listeners - 187783 plays - 188 avg

[signal rose]

guys I made an animated slime from scratch :D

it's so cute

[open pasture]

@dull apex why are you weezer gayming darn

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-oomfie-analysis-ggst-gif-27583108

[dull apex]

weezer gayming

[open pasture]

oh god I didn't realize

[elder geyser]

me

[verbal flicker]

i remember you from like 2018 😭

why are u here

[hot hinge]

same aura

[paper gate]

I'm so eepy

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[dawn iris]

Just use Google Chrome

[dull apex]

2018? i thought it was 2021

[rain coral]

@paper gate do you think I can solve 1 second boot loop or it is over

[winter girder]

What OS

[open pasture]

yes this is very good

totally

[viral cape]

how did we get here

[open pasture]

youtube connection

[rain coral]

androd

i forgor to tell them my boot.img is fine

it wont boot since its not the original boot.img

🔥

i am seething

it just wont do anything else

[winter girder]

Try finding a replacement online with your make and model

[winter girder]

Does it show a red ! At the top

[rain coral]

i have the original boot img

[odd wave]

HOW

[rain coral]

but i forgot to flash vbmeta with disabled verity

[odd wave]

IS GOOGLE LYING OUT THEIR ASS

[open pasture]

idk

[rain coral]

and so it justs reboots instantly

it wont even go to recovery or something

[open pasture]

damn

[rain coral]

it doesnt do anything other than showing up

[open pasture]

bricked your phone

[rain coral]

it wont even turn off

[winter girder]

Wait is it a samsung

[rain coral]

sentenced to turn on for 1 year 197 days

unknown chinese tablet

[winter girder]

Damn it

What's the name of the tablet

[open pasture]

unknown

[winter girder]

Bro

😭

[rain coral]

i really thought vb was disabled or something

[open pasture]

we need more viggy emotes

[sage dome]

i see..

[winter girder]

It's bricked then

[odd wave]

just like me i mean um

i am not funny

[open pasture]

[odd wave]

why is that making me laigh

[open pasture]

Yeah we're killing you

Tomorrow 3pm

Be there

[odd wave]

love you too babes! <3

[open pasture]

Wait you're the person who liked my joke yesterday

Sorry

Taking back the decision of killing you

[odd wave]

thanks man

[winter girder]

We already know where you live Adam... (idk his real name lol)

[open pasture]

[odd wave]

fucker chose the most basic name for me

[open pasture]

Wtf is this creature

[odd wave]

my real name is TRISTAN koda

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-creature-creture-gif-21862021

[odd wave]

NOT ADAM

[winter girder]

MB 😭😭

[open pasture]

At least they didn't call you bob

[odd wave]

damn true

[open pasture]

Tristan bob

[odd wave]

bob the bilder.....

[rain coral]

death sentence

[winter girder]

Tristan Addam Bob

[odd wave]

OH GOD

fun fact my initials are TNT

like actuality

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849678454105964635/1225771326988353638/owUIH9F.jpg?ex=66225782&is=660fe282&hm=3f69e1e016ae5bbfd84350b67da663772e8cfde0de133fba02231c818c60484c&

[winter girder]

Tristan Ninja Teenager

[odd wave]

wanna know why ? im about to fucking explode

[winter girder]

Teenage Mutan-Ninja Turtles

[verbal flicker]

i forget i had an another account in there but its termed now

[odd wave]

I DID THS

[rain coral]

how to brick your device: have non-functional buttons

[odd wave]

true

[open pasture]

🧱

[odd wave]

oh yes Please!

[open pasture]

Brick your device

[winter girder]

Guys I just saw fucking demons

[rain coral]

that was me

and my anger

my insanity

[winter girder]

I rubbed my eyes and I saw this weird glitch thing with different fucking colors for a split second

[open pasture]

No it was me

[rain coral]

my fault for flashing boot_a instead of boot_b

[open pasture]

Moral of the story: dont rub your eyes

[paper gate]

it's over

[winter girder]

I'm about to flash you off planet_earth

[paper gate]

sorry

[open pasture]

You saw the alternate dimension for a split second

[rain coral]

fuck

[winter girder]

Ong bro what tf 😭🙏

[winter girder]

Why did this genuinely make me laugh 😭

[paper gate]

[odd wave]

why is this so fucking funny

Ok

i am 198cm

its ok atleast we can kiss without one of us bending down

[winter girder]

Aw silly 6'8 me, I left my Lamborghini at my other mansion. Silly me. I will just have my 2 butlers get it for me!

[odd wave]

im 6'4?697

fuck

misspelled

[rain coral]

@paper gate

[odd wave]

im 6'4 you cant stop me

[paper gate]

nop

[paper gate]

@rain coral I'm actually turning it off and on

[winter girder]

"Unlock!!!" I can't you fucking dumb ass tablet

[rain coral]

that means the bootloader is unlocked

but its not useful rn i cant even interact

but for some reason if i hold vol down it wont turn on for a little bit

[winter girder]

gcc omegasunkey.c -o omegasunkey --no-binder

[open pasture]

i got recommended a free nitro scam, second i saw it i reported to every single thing possible

what

[rain coral]

i will never financially recover from this

[open pasture]

do you mean the scam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDc02cH80M

this is the scam

[odd wave]

which dog?

[open pasture]

Free nitro!!!

[winter girder]

   Helo, this is offical steam support member 

[odd wave]

even toby dog?

[open pasture]

please send me you r accont paswrd nwo pls

[paper gate]

woaj

[open pasture]

lmao

report the fuck out of this scam 👍
https://earnnitro.com/

[unreal siren]

but i want free nitro

[open pasture]

nuh

no nitro 4U

[viral cape]

i got free nitro

basically

all you do

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-angry-cat-cute-gif-24160051

[odd wave]

sometimes i buy my friends nitro

[open pasture]

lmao

[viral cape]

is get "nitro trial in app"

and give prepaid card

[paper gate]

hii Samara

[viral cape]

without enough to renew

[paper gate]

@viral cape why are you yellow

[open pasture]

yes this is my information

oh wait i forgot a password

LMAO

it didnt even tell me to verify my email

[viral cape]

i made funny plugin

[open pasture]

yes let me buy classic, you know, the thing discord got rid of

https://i.potato.best/OoqiXil90WW9

[viral cape]

LMAO

[open pasture]

erm

what

yes

venchord is malware

sigh

you get infected with shiggy virus

[sly spear]

Vencord keylogger real

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[open pasture]

the keylogger

[open pasture]

lmao

[open pasture]

this is what happens when you get infected

[sly spear]

Real

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[open pasture]

https://malwaretips.com/blogs/trojanwin32-znyonm/ lies lies lies

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[open pasture]

tessie w

oh

sad

cooldown

tessie w

[rough dome]

[dawn iris]

Re-add VenCoin miner

[open pasture]

no

[dawn iris]

So I can afford rent

[open pasture]

venbot better

[dawn iris]

Please

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[viral cape]

malware blog
100% trying to sell you more malware

[mild granite]

It’s a keylogger

[open pasture]

yay :D

[dawn iris]

I don't need keys

I need VenCoin

[mild granite]

Whoops I didn’t even notice I sent a fr lmao

[dawn iris]

Zamn

[open pasture]

vencord keylogger

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[open pasture]

i have activated tessie

[dawn iris]

Vencord VenCoin miner

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[slow urchin]

100% someone's gonna make a cminer plugin one day

[open pasture]

no

https://i.potato.best/wZKGmLGDS19x vencord is actively attacking me

[sly spear]

Potato.best my beloved

[fallow pawn]

vencord malware

can confirm

[slow urchin]

Guys did you know that I, a 6'5 male, am shiggy

Real

[sly spear]

Someone being taller than me feels weird

Stop it please

[dawn iris]

Only if it mines VenCoin

[sly spear]

Shrink

[slow urchin]

Naur

U smol

Drink milk

Grow big and strong

[dawn iris]

It was there prior, however due to its unpopularity it has been removed

[slow urchin]

Vodka make big and strong comrade

[slow urchin]

Wait what

[sly spear]

I'M AN INCH SHORTER THAN YOU

[dawn iris]

It's for mining VenCoin

[slow urchin]

Awhh someone wants to be held don't they

[dawn iris]

You wouldn't understand

[sly spear]

What the fuck?

[viral cape]

@open pasture that earnnitro shit
i have been looking at it for a few mins
they ask users to spam referral codes

[dawn iris]

It's not a cryptocurrency

[slow urchin]

Refuses to believe is smol=actually wants to be smol

Is ok

[dawn iris]

It's the real deal

[slow urchin]

Be smol

[sly spear]

I'M 6'4 I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165110465509195798/1226759410999889970/magik.gif

[slow urchin]

It's oki

[dawn iris]

Why are you violent

[sly spear]

I'm cute like that

[slow urchin]

Smol body can't contain their emotions

It's oki

[paper gate]

why is everyone tall

[dawn iris]

The usual

[slow urchin]

Why are you microscopic

[paper gate]

I was grown in a petri dish

[dawn iris]

How long did it take?

[slow urchin]

12 minutes

Lol

[sly spear]

Rate

Meme goes so hard

[slow urchin]

Leave

Leave the server

😔

[dawn iris]

Tbh yeah

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/947951188932972594.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

My brain only fully activates at like 11pm

[dawn iris]

No

[keen kernel]

Erm it's actually 1:23am

[slow urchin]

Est brother?

[dawn iris]

Brother I wake up around 10pm

[dusty goblet]

Bwaa

[keen kernel]

Hell yeahh

[dawn iris]

What are you talking about

[slow urchin]

Hoping we all burn

[keen kernel]

when ur sleep deprived don't u just like start like finding the stupidest shit funny

[slow urchin]

[slow urchin]

Real

[keen kernel]

and get the giggles

[dawn iris]

Three days awake, one day asleep

Reasonable?

[slow urchin]

When I'm sleep deprived I start teaching chatgpt how to make Minecraft in unity

(crying)

[dawn iris]

When is 10pm for me?

[sly spear]

When I'm sleep deprived I start getting taught by chatgpt how to make Minecraft in unity

[dawn iris]

Not too fond of ai

[slow urchin]

Bro said it louder and got a reaction

😭

[dawn iris]

Not fond at all

[sly spear]

Exactly

[dawn iris]

I think ai should shut the fuck up

[slow urchin]

I like ai but they need to pay the people they steal from

[dawn iris]

No more chat pee pee poo poo

[sly spear]

As an AI language model, I don't possess the capability to bring about world peace.

[slow urchin]

Guys 1+ Ven is actually AI

:0

[dawn iris]

No.

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214789242836885515.png?quality=lossless&size=60

Sounds like something an ai would say

[dawn iris]

This is slander!!!

[sly spear]

1+ AI

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-computer-smash-skeleton-bat-computer-gif-21998551

[slow urchin]

Also are you aware your name is a phone company that I am using rn?

OnePlus

They suck, but they're cheap!

[dawn iris]

Owned by VenCorp now

[slow urchin]

Lmao

Shiggy phone real

Would buy

Hands tired

Eeby

[dawn iris]

What would be the stock shiggy phone sounds?

[slow urchin]

Guinea pig noises

The puipui

[dawn iris]

Would it shigsplode like Note 7???

[slow urchin]

Yes

But only when stressed

[dawn iris]

Self defense feature

Grenade mode

[slow urchin]

Real

I love how it literally got on a no fly list bc of that

Lmao

[dawn iris]

Napalm case accessory

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[dawn iris]

This is real

[slow urchin]

"HE'S GOT A NOTE SEVEN, FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!"

[sly spear]

Shag y

[dawn iris]

Reject shaggy, embrace shiggy

[slow urchin]

Mathew Lillard owns vencorp

Real

[sly spear]

Reject shiggy, embrace shaggy

Zoinks

[dawn iris]

Who??

VenCorp is Ven-owned

[sly spear]

Nope

[dawn iris]

And shiggy regulated

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[odd wave]

so gang

why is my discord suddenly using 24 hour time

[dawn iris]

What

[odd wave]

im sending messages right now, at "Yesterday at 22:32"

ur shitting me

[slow urchin]

I'm actually scared as fuck

It's 1 am and police are at my house

I don't know what's happening

[sly spear]

Woop woop that's the sound of da polcie

[dawn iris]

Offer them a cup of tea

[slow urchin]

I was told to stay in my room

[sly spear]

They found the meth lab

[odd wave]

oh shit

good luck man

[dawn iris]

It's probably nothing

[odd wave]

hope everything will be alright

[slow urchin]

These jokes are totally helping

[sly spear]

WAIT YOU'RE SERIOUS 💀

Oh shit

Oops

I did not pick up on that

[slow urchin]

I am

[tired sundial]

https://vxtwitter.com/vocafactsgenius/status/1777138651807314247

[slow urchin]

I'm genuinely scared

[tired sundial]

The people need to know about this

[slow urchin]

Police scare the fuck outta me

[sly spear]

Would you appreciate some calming cat images

That's all i got

[tired sundial]

why not foxes

[sly spear]

Meow

[tired sundial]

(may or may not be biased)

[tired sundial]

Thats not a fox

[slow urchin]

Beans

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21406215

[slow urchin]

Burrito

[slow urchin]

Teacup kitty :0

[keen kernel]

[WELCOME TO TEXT TRANSLATOR - PLEASE ENTER TEXT TO PROCEED]

[drowsy cypress]

Balls

[sly spear]

Meow meow meow meow

[tired sundial]

This is what you would look like if you were Super Monkey Ball 2 for the Nintendo GameCube

[keen kernel]

MeowJMeowKMeow5Meow

[tired sundial]

kon

[dawn iris]

Not too fond

[odd wave]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[keen kernel]

This6IsRWhat7YouKWould9LookNLikeWIfGYou2WereQSuperRMonkeyQBallE2CFor5TheLNintendoZGamecube

[sly spear]

喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵我無聊所以我說中文

[tired sundial]

What flavour of crack are you on

[dawn iris]

Orange

[sly spear]

Grape :)

[dawn iris]

Yellow red

[sly spear]

Is it yellow or red

Make your mind up

Orange is the non binary of yellow and red

[dawn iris]

Like a mix of both

Yeah orange

Orange is good

[keen kernel]

WritingTACTranslatorPIn3A5Data4Url3On6MyKPhone4FlavorKOf3Crack

[slow urchin]

I think they might be gone

I'm not sure