#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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oh god im killing next one using caps
CAPS
meow
Is Nick Fury allowed?
nick eh 30
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You are all very silli

multiply
Fury lol
i've been threatened by people that they would climb me like a tree before
💀
I will scale you like Mount Everest
Then plant a flag on top of your head
i hope you get carbon dioxide poisoning

I will spike your drink with gas station zaza
I shall throw a gas grenade into the room we both reside in
DONT EVER BUY NO ZAZA FROM THE GAS STATION
so monoxide isn't worse?
I buy it from his plug
i'll spike ur drink with gas station bow ner pills
my plug is spongebob in bikini bottom
Wtf is zaza and what’s it doin in the gas station?
change your brain chemistry forever
depends the ppm
and pressure
and temp
a lot of factors
does anyone have that image of duke but he is wearing a skirt and cat ears?
Its not changed its improved
duke nukem?
dawg what
duke
dick kickem
the Java mascot
thats oddly specific
yeah
@nocturne bough You are Java expert
You know
no one answered when i asked abt roles lol
I'm cooking
dont let them cook

the pot is literally melting
theres a whole
the oven is cooking itself
the microwave is giving them cancer
the pot has melded with the oven
it's breathing.
yes u r going insane uwu
how do you burn cabbage
devils lettuce
what did you ask?
found it

the edit skills
if they were at mod disgretion or like
if you could pick them
somehow
like images n stuff
currently:
- any permission roles, regular are at staff discretion
donor is self explanatory
self for contributor
soon vee is planning to move over to a level system where you can rank up and gain permissions
mee6 best levels
NO
arcane
the fall of mee6 will always be one of the funniest turnarounds in disc history
Which bot had a leak?
why dont you just make a bot
create your own levelling system
knowing vee they'll likely code venbot leveling 

yea
it's pretty easy even without code
yep
dbm is good
please no
on steam
good if you dont know code
bad if you know how to code
use djs
only good api out rn
use pycord / hikari
for non coders
pycord 
my grades when 1 missing assignment
understandable
i had a dream where i was beating a dude up but the more i hit him the more he looked like an old man then i cried
tf r u dreaming
time to take your lithiums

Quick random question
Are there any css snippets you smart people recommend for a cooler better discord
the blur one
and a blue ish client theme
awesome
Ive only been using like 3
clearvision
And I want to expand
if you're into slow themes use catppuccin
suprisingly most old bd concepts work well with ven
half of that website is broken
except for plugins but i've heard the recompile is easy
and I feel like all styles gonna be outdated
CSS doesn't change between clientmods
it isn't
bd plugins use monkeypatching
vencord plugins use regex
whar
they aren't compatible at all
that shit wasnt updated in like 4 years
everything works perfect
it was updated like 6 months ago
what
💀

make ur own plugin that contacts discordservers.net or disboard
Ive just been using alphacord
For the simple darker aesthetic
Its simple and effective
not search in a channel
search across my entire server list
i literally only ever make my own
💀 Not like that
What does yours look like
want a screenshot or?
i mean u can have it
(yet?)
zipbomb in your bathroom
i dont think people realize the dedication of those people who make huge zipbombs
how do they even work
bc you either have to max out your storage with a text file and than zip and repeat the process until you get a feww petabytes, or just,,,, HAVE A FEW PETABYTES OF STORAGE?
I have ascended to new levels beyond my own brain holy shit
I’m so
Deep into my thoughts
And brain
And
bro is drunk
Oh my god
and high
bros using 100% of his brain
Not drunk
teach me how
nvm i cant smoke weed yet
yeah high
I’m so very just
Gone but
In in full control
And I comprehend everything to new heighrs
several files mostly text get loaded when you open a zip file with trillions of characters overloading your ram and cpu and stopping all processes shutting down your pc and bricking your hdd or sdd
damn
Bro
I’m on a whole other level
I’ve ascended past my understanding of everything
And
Like
I’m thinking
they're in your skin
i dont think this is weed i think bro's actually in heaven right now
i'm watching
How do I know anything is real bro
DONT
the walls are moving
DO TAT TO HIM
LMAO
THEY ARE NOT
LMAOOO
😭
MBMBMB
lmao
Like
BRO
usually if I’m this fucked I can’t understand shit
But this time
It feels different
bros on 15 gallons of weed
the government is infecting you with your phone through 5g
I know everything and it’s all
run
i dont think theyre a trump supporter
alr i didnt mean to bring up politics 💀
hey i have something interesting for you to think about
I’m so unconprehedable but I know it all
the multiverse theory
colors are different
your brain has no reason to dream and yet it does
the colors make sense
yeah cuz its a curious little guy
your brain knows where all your organs are but wont tell you
RIGHT
IDK WHY
ive had like ONE dream since 2022
im in my subconcious
UNLESS UR LIKE SUPER SICK RIGHT??????
bro what am i on
Bro this theme
IT'S LIKE A FLASHBANG
Is like
im rantin
it was a nightmare
Super shrazy
nahh you're fine man
not really a way to prove it
how do we know withgout actually knowing
regardless of if we are real we exist and feel so we don't know but that's fine
i mean, take it from me, if we can see this far into space and see atoms nshit, ain't no way we in a computer simulation
im tripping myself so bad out
that is too much
yeah but
its there but
what is there
how do we like
know eveyrhting
and how it works
the human mind
its so
complex
and confusing
and im just
there are people that devote their lives to figuring stuff like that out
im thinking
this is probably the wildest high ive ever had
god
ive never thought to depths like this
Are you tripping or something
honestly when im 18 or maybe like 21 idk i wanna try non dangerous stuff out
yes (them not me)
no im just absolutely blasted off a few dabs
yall aint real till u got a dab pipe
im not even real
what is he saying
Good thing embed perms are off, that would be risky to admit you are on a high on discord
I just hit my bong with a torch until it vaporizes and can be inhaled
are you a fucking caveman
no
i dont know
Did cavemen have bongs
what any of rhat means lol
I cleant my grinder with IPA and some dab worthy stuff came out
if dolphins are anything to go off of, yeah
prolly chillums
No, they only had bonks
clever

LMAO
That sounds kinda fruity
err Yopo I think
IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
30 on 30
candle wax
30 ON 30
INM NOT A BIG FAN OF tHE GOVERMENT
30 ON 30
30 30 30
28.8 g
@sand citrus HELP
ouncing
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
30 on 30
IS THIS HELL
LEARN THE SONG
THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS
made my own once on accident
LOL
cleant my grinder and got stuff that wouldn't burn
I aint a fan of big government
F*** THE GOVERNEMNT
F*** THE GOVERNEMNT
F*** THE GOVERNEMNT
F*** THE GOVERNEMNT
i smoked for like 2 mins and im fucked
god i forget like everyone here is old as shit
so I had to put it on borosilicate glass and blast that shit with a 1000 C torch
im not lmao
im just sneak y
Listen here little shit im 18
same
🤫
promise
i'm 15
NOT A BIG FAN
NOT A BIG FAN
NOT A BIG FAN
NOT A BIG FAN
I dont think children should be allowed on discord /j
i mean
fuck was it
Guh
ive been on since like
god amn
banned
we dont talk abt that
nuh uh
i turn 15 later this year
6
we used to have family discord server
i thought you would be like
If youre really this young thats impressive, you seem to me to be much older
late 16 maybe 17
i get this from a lot of people lmaoi
I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE 20
yeah
people tell me im mature for my age
same
never believe this btw
real
i dont even know what to think about anymore
im literally looking at the universe from another angle
this color
it makes sense
but
like
damnn
okay dont get too full of yourself lol
bro took the wrong meds
what device are you on monkxy
if you were on a phone i'd be concerned for your thumbs
you're typing fast as fuck
imagine not being able to type fast on mobile
I CAN
hi
my brain
if you cant get > 100 WPM on monkey type DNI
real
i think my average on pc is somewehre from 165 to 175
watching undertale sans and papyrus au christmas fandub while high
when i was actually praciting it i was around 140 WPM casually
i move them around a lot
AND YOURE TYPING LIKE A FUCKING MASTERMIND
Bros the finger god
its not really that hard... I struggle to go faster because i miss keys because i switch between differnt size keyboards all day long
i prefer my other keyboard
but im at my dads house
so i gotta use this one for now
i can type fast on both tho
my keyboard is loud as FUCK
lmfao
you type like you play fps games
off topic egg
i like optical or linear swithces
or rythym
i do time to time
meow
they have made a slur for us
its awful
hate it lmao
This is unironcially funny
Video of my other keyboard
What is your theme and why is there a cat on me
decor
right like sorry i dont grind for shitfucker87 role
YOU DONT HAVE THE CAT ON?
D:
No..?
i also have a load of quick css
i love your about me so much
I have this one
There is another one that follows your cursor
Thanks 🫶
Hi
hi yumi
what if like
i have tihis weird though
we all know like
#ff0000 is red but
how do i know
when i look at that color
and i see red
and when you look at the color
and see red
we see the same thing
like what if everyone saw differently
so like i look at red and see my red
but if you saw it as me
it would look like green to me
ykwim
yea i get that
i dont reeally worry about that tho
Hi kitty
this high is wild
hii
THAT I CANT SEE ALL THE COLORS
crazy? i was crazy once
and lkike
I WANT TO SEE MORE THEN THREE
Is this the boxes
yeah
hmmm is it now
You're being hacked my man... Whatch out .😈
This is cool
how do languages work
Using it now
HOW BIG IS YOUR SCREEN
fr
i love my vps not being in their shitty ass vpn database so they think i live in a datacenter
Also when I said cat
guh taskbar didnt capture
You don't see specifically 3 colors.... you see the whole visible spectrum, its just how we intemperate each color cone. also if you want to see "all of then" that would include gamma radiation, so cancer
I meant the cat sitting on my head
i see
Not oneko
I know oneko is the cat following your mouse
I used that one alot
before language
but
but
you have a decor decoration set
it would be a nightmare to see radio waves
anyways obligitory rice post while im here
Ag has t
i'm convinced we're like ghosts posessing these meat things
i cant
conprehend it
i can move my finger
This is me doing the same thing as you but with all my fingers
thats the whole point, you have 80 billion neurons that complexity and human behavior comes from
what
do you mean like souls?
im onvinced this is some kris deltarune shit and everyone's two beings
Here’s mine
which distro
windows
thinking about doing something does not do it, sending electrical impulses does
no media playe
ri think
how does
does a brain work like an ssd
like
the amount of rapid sutff
"windows NT" fucks with me because then i think someones just talking about the windows kernel
while the gaps between our neurons use chemical signals to transfer informaiton, we mainly use eletrical signals in our brains and bodys
like
xp is NT 5, vista is NT 6, 7 is NT 7, 8 is NT 8, 8.1 is NT 9, 10 is NT 10
I’m driving myself insane
basically

well 11 has manifested itself enough that yeah you could call it NT 11 now
it just didnt ship in a unique enough form
based pfp btw
11 is basically the rolling release of windows now
not that 10 wasnt either, it just shipped in a unique state to warrant its own NT version
so much wasted white space
how can you even read the text with it antialiased to hell and back
ty
fix your font sizes please
never
most of idea's ui font size: fine
both your terminal and editor font size: abhorrent
wow we bullied them enough into deleting it
and im not even going to care that you're using both lcd aa and grayscale aa
i had other reasons 
it just hurts to see a pixel font not at a square size
why delete?
to late, already saved to ssd 
was it cause of your wifi's ssid
i never showed my other screen but it has my amazing background and vendy wouldnt like
i dont see any PII so
trash taste podcast is very based tho
can someone help with #🎨-theme-development
ok here's a really elitist take, sometimes its really annoying when someone likes the podcast but doesnt watch non of the toobers in it
too bad i literally watch all of them
altho im not super fond of the anime man
whos even apart of it cause ive never heard of this podcast
if cdawg wasnt so much of a twitch streamer and did more yt content i think i would prefer him but garrent is my favorite as well
I cant spell his name right ever
gigguk, theanimeman, and CDawgVA
ive only ever heard of one of them so
huh
because of iron mouse?
no, ludwig
oh ew
interesting
and maybe some other collabs idr
iirc at some point they legit had the author of 177013 in the show
ludwig has some pretty shit tastes like the anime man on twitter. i think they both should just stick to making entertaining content
and thats all i watch ludwig as
i usually use the show as background noise when im cooking
i dont care about the shit they say on social media cause im not brainrotted to where i sit on it 24/7 like everyone else anyways
i guess not personal, but sensitive info about a project 
My favorite episode of TT is when they had nile red on
doesnt ludwig usually make reaction content
just him talking about his childhood and especially cdawgs reaction was very entertaining
Hes a variety streamer
a lot of the stream highlights that get uploaded have moved away from his reaction shit
but i also dont care to watch the streams either
or at least unoriginal reaction shit
neither do i typically, there is ~2 vtubers ill unironically watch the vods of
a fav creator of mine has declared full on war with reactors
posted a google docs with FOURTEEN PAGES about how shitty reaction is
please use font AA
779,574,168,283,439,159 billion devices run an operating system
cope, seethe, mald
aa will explode
I am, mac OS uses grayscale aa by default for some fucking reason
windows' grayscale aa is shit, lcd aa (cleartype) hurts my eyes
hard pixel lines forever 
if they just tolerated it they'd be fine
whar
so you want a group of mostly queer people to just listen there and accept getting dehumanized?
inverse of that
queerphobes being tolerant of us
oh 
if they just accepted people have different tastes that they might not agree with, they wouldn't be causing an issue
I dont see where they dehumanized queer people, they just stated they dont agree
i like saying big words
there is a difference between not liking a group of people/disagreeing them and then treating them as lesser human beings
and thus why we'll never hit true equality 
what?
what is true equality exactly
there is something about non-aa text which just looks Better™️ even if it's not necessarily easier to read
when most people say true equality they usually actually mean equity which itself is a whole different concept
utopia
you cant get "true equality".
(nerd talk coming ahead)
imagine a bunch of people standing in a line to get service, doesnt matter which service.
no matter how much you dont see gender, sex, race, its a line. you dont control it. the "got service per hour" average of that line will never be fully split between every race, gender, sexuality
that or im going insane again
more like FART linux...
yeah but there would be no service because everyone would have what they would desire
That's wishful thinking I'd say
brains aren't really made for long term happiness, moreso survival
its the same argument as communism
doesnt work, but in a perfect world, its the perfect way to live
sounds good doesn't work as well in reality
(partially with communism since most higher class people were the ones who knew how to efficiently operate/manage stuff (like a grain mill)
debatable, socialism and communism focus more on equity then actual equality. Meaning even if someone has a better service or offers "more", they are treated the same as everyone else..... as well as other reasons communism does not work and has broken economics
both HEAVILY rely on the equity fallacy
all social systems are flawed in some way and theres no way around that because humans arent perfect
what gives a person "higher" class? power
what if there's infinite power, metaphorically and really. infinite food, infinite energy.
its the same as inflation, if there's a shit ton of something, people wont be able to control it, or in a way dont want to control it
venezuela money
this is why i hate even trying to debate it or politics because no one sees it from a realistic point of view
Depends on brain chemistry, some people are driven by the joy they get from a certain thing
oh i hate politics, i like daydreaming 
All systems are flawed to some degree but some systems are objectively subjectively better than others. socialism and communism have been proven time and time again to be heavily flawed systems yet millions claim "it will work this time bro"
with infinite energy/material, people will control your brain juices, love.
in a utopia you'd see rent a girlfriend irl
the "price", or worth of love would go so much higher
because they're after one specific thing that they think will be the be all end all solution to a problem they have just for them to have a rude awakening that its the case of "same shit different asshole"
healthcare is the common one
Can you rephrase that, im having a hard time understanding
"free healthcare" yet you have more people in the field that are incompetent because its not seen as a money maker job you have to spend the time in to get into the field and you'll just be put on the government waitlist as it is to get what you want if its not something life threatening
(this isnt a defence of capitalism)
im a shill for capitalism, most people who are anti it just use the fallacy fallacy 
There's also the issue of our way of live not being well suited to modern society
my condolences
spoken like a true billionare
other way around
for hunter gatherer stuff its great
well
actually
its a double edged sword
people's way of life can very much be seen as them as the issue because they're living beyond their means
its horribly easy to abuse the reward system for fun or profit (see gambling for a stupidly simply example)
but at the same time, the people that are actually playing the game as they can still get fucked over in the end anyways (hi thats my family)
in the us its literally a government waitlist
how do you think that?
Im more than willing to debate the pros and cons of capitalism
you can get in, get what you need, and then have to pay off a huge bill
I do believe consumerism and capitalism aren't a good solution either
ive known trans people in the uk that have been put on a list for years to get hrt
The UK is in a bad spot in terms of healthcare afaik
to work as a health professional you need a residency, which is funded by congress, and as such the money is tightly controlled and underfunded as usual
unless you're not talking about health professionals
I’m thetoastedpotato
im not talking about regular checkups or anything like that
im talking about to go into x for y
I dont believe its a perfect solution as Cynthia has mentioned already but its one of the if not the best one we have. Main issue with capitalism and especially in the US is lobbying which everyone acknowledges but we do nothing about because......
gta 6
vencord 2
roblox 2
the mentality where everyone in the newer generations would rather wait for everyone older to die off before we can do anything we'd want to anyways
are you refering to the house/senate being filled with 70+ year old boomers?
If we haven't hit ecological disasters no return point at that time cool
I love them, hard boiled, scrambled, sunny side up
@deep token
I sneezed into a dollar bill once
Also the military industrial complex is really well nested in
imagine
wow looking at shiggy art and not following
how else do u get notifications for new shiggy art
I understand the confusion for this because its assumed 50 + 50 has already been evaluated because the ios calculator does not actually display the equation annoyingly
cropping out the community note smh
id say "and not posting the second tweet" but they used the r slur
get acutecalc or something etc etc
I personally use desmos, makes reusing equations for calculating things easy at work and im used to it
god I love that reply
i just learned all of css in like 13 minutes
i feel like i exploded
the thermoneuclear radiation is getting to my spinal cord
There is a massive difference between learning and being experienced 
I'm deleting zee
:D
community note changed
dont multiple people submit notes and whatever is voted on the most is the one displayed?
yep
why does it step on its own tail? is it stupid?
this is a Arkham knight subreddit reference
"is there a lore reason i have cancer? am i stupid?"
To keep its feet warm
Is this what happens if I step on shiggy tail
death
I get killed?
yes
I will resist
shiggy (god) kills you

GN JACK
goodnight Jack

I need to update too I'm still on Android 13
.... i'm on 11
did decor fix itself
all my stuff is outdated
I cant believe android is only on version 13. Apple is already on version 17 and almost 18. google is so lazy and makes bad software~ /j
o
nvm
😢
Am just too lazy to backup my phone and then updating the root
and flashing
I uh
I wanted to format data a long time ago
because of some things being fucked in my install
but I needed a reason to do it
doing it just because those things were fucked didn't really justify using that much time to do this
but now that I have a new build.. that changes things
@bold wren what do you think of this kitty
Absolutely based
let's goo
guys im going to start to get black out drunk before my math class
in person class? 
yes.
that shit is so unbearable
i would rather be carrying 5 bags of 100 bricks
then going to my math class
No alcohol
I forbid
Schrödinger's PR
horror
don't get caught
meow meow everyone
weekend started now for me uwu
me and who
hi Sami and echo
at least you realized
fellow stupid person
we should band together
This is the 6th time I’ve seen this photo today
i need a tutorial on how 😔
i prefer to stick them in my urethra
🤨
i would never step in my home again
if this thing would crawl out of something
out of your nose
no.
better than the eyelid
@jaunty stag did you know you have all kinds of bugs on you all the time
those things are everywhere
Australia has enough to deal with
yes
my ass thought about programming bugs first
they’re here in the US as well
instead of animals
are you a robot
sadly not
shhh
we still should nuke them
nobody gonna miss them
and we lose like 50% of deadly animals
win win




