🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mild granite]

😭

[harsh minnow]

run in devtools

[lapis lava]

i mean they don't necessarily think of checking my activity since aside of bypassing every single restriction i don't do anything too bad

so it makes things easier

[lapis lava]

how to dev tools???

[mild granite]

i got called to the office one mornign and they said

"are you giving students url links"

[fallow pawn]

how are you named syscall

[mild granite]

😭

[fallow pawn]

and ask that

[somber leaf]

Honestly i dont really like any of her original content. She has skill ill give her that but... eh. I really like her and froots 115 cover and her stabbing in the dark cover tho

[mild granite]

real

[lapis lava]

i once made a game website

[elder geyser]

im so hungry

[lapis lava]

had snake

chromedino

[mild granite]

when old people dont know anything about technology is strongly concerns me

the it lady said that

like bro

[somber leaf]

the macbook pro keyboard is so nice given its a laptop keyboard

[ebon mauve]

yea, where? its open but there is nothing to type in

[mild granite]

im more qualified than my school it lady

[lapis lava]

im on mildly bad terms with the IT people tbh

they're so bad

[mild granite]

and im fourteen

[errant chasm]

comes down to personal preference at the end of the day, I really like her original stuff since its instrumental only and quite heavy. her covers are very nice though

[fallow pawn]

[mild granite]

mine hate me as well

😄

[lapis lava]

dude didn't know how to read the ipad battery info

[mild granite]

💀

[sudden sun]

meow

[errant chasm]

meow

[mild granite]

they didnt know what windows 11 was until like this year

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow hope u appreciate

[lapis lava]

then is like "come to me before restoring ipad!!!! apple store shouldn't have done it" a few days after telling me to go to apple store and follow their advice

[mild granite]

i force updated to win 11, gave them my computer back in 2021 and they literally were so confused

like bro

[lapis lava]

good, windows 11 so bad

[lime talon]

fake vhs effect on still images is actually really easy

[mild granite]

you have a degree in it

[somber leaf]

ye ye, just making conversation lol. ||im drunk so sorry if i sound stupid||

[mild granite]

AND YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

[void ivy]

im so happy

im genuinely really really happy

[mild granite]

im literally smarter than the it lady at my school and its sad

[errant chasm]

dw its fine

[lapis lava]

why

[void ivy]

spice and wolf redo

is really good

its just

its SO PRETTY

[ebon mauve]

WHERE

[void ivy]

it genuinely feels like im watching it for the first time again and im

[mild granite]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE

[void ivy]

this isnt too hard of an accomplishment tbh

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/3328a24a-e0ca-4034-b229-7e123ea11088.png

[glossy eagle]

Ctrl + Shift + I

[lapis lava]

ctrl+shift+i
go to console tab
paste
enter
move on

[mild granite]

exactrly

[weak wharf]

don't drink if you don't want to sound stupid :3

[ebon mauve]

ohh

[lime talon]

just scale to 480 or 576, add gaussian horizontally, add heavier gaussian horizontally on the colour, done

[winter needle]

idk how but somehow my district does deep packet filtering for dns

• changing dns doesnt work
• dns over tls doesnt work
• dns over https doesnt work (android doesnt support dns bootstrapping by direct ip)
  insane

[somber leaf]

Thats the fun part tho, altho i dont want to annoy people with it

[lapis lava]

yeah they do that on guest network

[mild granite]

you need to change your name

:sobv

[lapis lava]

and the ipad network

[mild granite]

being named syscall and not knowing how to open dev tools is a crime

[errant chasm]

[lapis lava]

apparently they just blocked quic at some point instead of degrading to ssl??

so it blocked google services

[somber leaf]

lol

[open pasture]

I like that clown decor

Looks nice

[lapis lava]

same

[mild granite]

my entire dms list

are clowns

[open pasture]

Lol

[errant chasm]

currently waiting for decor to get approved

[weak wharf]

lol

[errant chasm]

[somber leaf]

Whattttt

[mild granite]

i seriously wonder if it shows the product name on the card statement http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/aca380a7-df48-4e9b-9869-40e819191486.png

[errant chasm]

nothing

[mild granite]

my mom is going to question why i spent $5 on "Cat Ears"

[somber leaf]

Okie~

[mild granite]

LMFAO

[harsh minnow]

did u use ur mum's card

[glossy swallow]

you have good friends

[harsh minnow]

[mild granite]

yeah lmfao

[lapis lava]

im begging for cat ears

i need them

so much

[mild granite]

forgot which one was mine

whoopsies

[somber leaf]

I really hope no one gets my credit card history

[mild granite]

i payed her back so its good

but still funny

[lapis lava]

i spent over 50$ on nitro

[mild granite]

"Purchased CAT EARS from DISCORD LLC"

[weak wharf]

hey vee, i wanna post something in #🪅-progaming, please allow me to post images

[mild granite]

or some shit

[somber leaf]

I spent 130 this week on much worse

[open pasture]

what did you do

[mild granite]

programming is pro

professional

i like code

[harsh minnow]

sadly can't relate

[glossy swallow]

buzzy beetle

[open pasture]

Pfp theft
I shall sue

[harsh minnow]

close tho

[mild granite]

infect them with the clowns

[harsh minnow]

60% clowns

[vocal sable]

yes
https://twitter.com/Eric94139190/status/1774943560594526706/photo/1

Eric (@Eric94139190) on X

@ALostVoid @discord I got more lmao

Twitter · Apr 1, 2024, 11:34 PM

[bold wren]

i'm home

about to go clown modw

[somber leaf]

Good

[open pasture]

what script

[lapis lava]

hi home im @lapis lava

[vocal sable]

figure out yourself

[harsh minnow]

ZASED

[mild granite]

my recents besides my groupchats are all clowns

[open pasture]

fine

[vocal sable]

if you really want it i can dm it to you

[open pasture]

sure

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/a31693ef-cbc6-4d49-a2c4-c02bf2cca3b7.png

i have a decent haul so far

[lapis lava]

one clown

[bold wren]

honk honk

most of dms aren't loser nerds so only one clown (vee)

[glossy swallow]

who is this

[weak wharf]

i have 2 clowns in my recent DMs

[bold wren]

i got two phones

one for the plug and one for the load

[weak wharf]

just 2?

[bold wren]

i woke up in a new bugatti

[lapis lava]

should i buy iphone 12 when pixel 6a stops receiving updates

[bold wren]

i actually do have two fucntioning phones lmao

[lapis lava]

i have a motorola moto g5

[bold wren]

the older one is just chilling out of battery rn

[pseudo karma]

hey guys im gonna be donating 7 cents to vencord

[lapis lava]

occasionally the battery falls off

[harsh minnow]

what's the point of censoring

[bold wren]

perfectly working

[pseudo karma]

april... foolsg............

[harsh minnow]

half of those are recognisable by pfp

[lapis lava]

irl names

[weak wharf]

apple is shit, get a degoogled rom for the pixel

[harsh minnow]

@pseudo karma get ur clown hair on

what are you waiting for

[weak wharf]

or linux

[pseudo karma]

yeah hold on getting it

[somber leaf]

Don’t use your irl name if you don’t wanna be known?

[lapis lava]

my family depends on google

[sudden sun]

meow

[bold wren]

nya

[somber leaf]

Skill issue

[errant chasm]

meow

[glossy swallow]

half

the other half are probably not nonvencorders

[sudden sun]

@glossy swallow meow

[weak wharf]

with microg you can still run most google apps, but at least you don't have sppoky google system apps

[glossy swallow]

@sudden sun quack

[stark herald]

meow

[sudden sun]

[urban elk]

@sudden sun bwaa

[fallow pawn]

I have like 5 🥺 one of them is dead on the floor

[sudden sun]

bwaaa

[final raven]

meow

[mild granite]

only clowns are real people now

[real skiff]

i read this out of context

[gleaming crater]

no way

[lapis lava]

can it run

• google photos
• google maps
• google messages rcs
• google recorder
• gdrive
• android device policy

[harsh minnow]

i thought this was about pets and got very concerned

[lapis lava]

(microg)

[glossy swallow]

ME TOO NOW

[mild granite]

LOL

[glossy swallow]

aa

[gleaming crater]

so many clowns

[harsh minnow]

what do you mean one is dead on the floor 😨

[bold wren]

yea but u have a spending problem and an unhealthy obsession with apple!!!

[pseudo karma]

MFW DECOR IMAGES WONT LOAD

[glossy swallow]

this is not something that needed to be introduced 43 minutes into my day

[bold wren]

get it off the floor bestie

[pseudo karma]

wait is google extension fixed

[fallow pawn]

btw the only dead one is the android I got

[stiff urchin]

unfortunately yes

[fallow pawn]

[urban elk]

mrow

[gleaming crater]

this arpil fools update is crazy

[bold wren]

MEAN

treat it better rn

[lapis lava]

what is the most gen alpha thing you ever said

[fallow pawn]

no the usb c port is messed up

[lapis lava]

in this server

[fallow pawn]

[bold wren]

awh

abuse!

[stark herald]

@urban elk ,

[bold wren]

poor android i can fix him

[fallow pawn]

It’s a oneplus

7 pro

[mild granite]

OH GOD

if my mom asks me

[fallow pawn]

it’s been in the same spot on the floor for like a few months now

[mild granite]

im gonna just

make excuses

i doubt she'll care lmao

shes chill asf

[stiff urchin]

"you see mom i just really wanted to be a catgirl on the internet"

[mild granite]

when i say shes chill like

holy shiy my mom is chill

[urban elk]

bwaaa

[lethal vale]

clowns

[somber leaf]

literally me

[lethal vale]

we are all clowns

[open pasture]

real

[mild granite]

clowns are the only real people

aw man

not again

[bold wren]

sami are u rich by any chance

[fallow pawn]

uhhh no

[bold wren]

totally won't come and rob you or anything

[fallow pawn]

I got my iPhone 7 for free

and 2 phones for 100 dollars

[real skiff]

e

[lethal vale]

why am i active here

ergrggrggrgrgr

[cobalt rapids]

how

[bold wren]

@winter needle hi queen

[fallow pawn]

how what

[bold wren]

stop lurking

SPEAK

[winter needle]

hi bestie

[bold wren]

have engaging conversations

[winter needle]

dont rob me

[cobalt rapids]

free and cheap phones

[bold wren]

too late i think

[glossy eagle]

I lost my phone 2 times

[bold wren]

check your wardrobe

[glossy eagle]

And broke like 4

Magic

[bold wren]

i stole all your femme clothes

[glossy eagle]

Black magic

[winter needle]

there was nothing of value in there

[final raven]

Helloooo everyone

[fallow pawn]

iPhone 7 was my dads work phone, other 2 was from ebay

[cobalt rapids]

oh ok

[bold wren]

can i steal ur heart @winter needle

[winter needle]

awwww

sure

[glossy eagle]

Can I steal?

[fallow pawn]

I use one of the ebay phones daily

[winter needle]

put it to good use

[fallow pawn]

[bold wren]

i'm so winning

[cerulean lance]

can i steal your liver @bold wren

[bold wren]

yea

i don't use it

[lapis lava]

@bold wren can i steal your brain

[bold wren]

i use it

[cobalt rapids]

was it actually good? i'm afraid to buy cheap used phones in case they have something wrong with them that i won't find out until later

but fancy phones are like >$1000 these days so im considering it

[harsh minnow]

why would you ever spend that much on a phone?

what do you need such a good phone for

[mild granite]

average recent dms http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/9aaf557b-f2c6-4c3f-9d10-75f3faef2b5e.png

[pseudo karma]

i got clown decor

[mild granite]

clown decor is where its at

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[mild granite]

real

[harsh minnow]

love you!!!

[glossy eagle]

I just have one clown

[pseudo karma]

clown decor owners hmu

lyt vee

[cobalt rapids]

well the one i have is a samsung galaxy note 8 and it's like 9 years old, but i really like the S pen

[mild granite]

posting this on facebook rn

[cobalt rapids]

but now they only have S pen on the $1800 model so that's over

[pseudo karma]

clown decor owners hmu i need a new clowboyfriend/clowgirlfriend /j

[hollow surge]

hi chat https://youtu.be/XJqUGhVVemU

[glossy eagle]

This is a real ad

[harsh minnow]

best review on reviewdb

i have another good review on @clear portal

[mild granite]

this is real

[hollow surge]

i don't trust yo

[mild granite]

trust

[hollow surge]

record it

[lapis lava]

i love it

should i try sending it here

and on every single mod profile

[dusty goblet]

Meating eye to eye

[severe crane]

[lapis lava]

is the rdb api documented

wanna make a reviewdb user app

[severe crane]

i think so

[dusty goblet]

This is what you get when you shut down omegle

[glossy swallow]

https://github.com/mantikafasi/ServerGo

[sudden sun]

meow

[glossy swallow]

it's scary when you paste the wrong thing and press enter straight away

[glossy eagle]

Here

Una hormiga que mira tu post 🐜 (@HORMIGA_RETURNS) on X

Twitter · Apr 1, 2024, 1:19 PM

[glossy swallow]

not that i did it then

it's just sometimes i have my password on clipboard somehow

do i need better security practices

[lapis lava]

yes

i mean

[severe crane]

one time i sent my token in gneral

because i had it on my clipboard

[glossy swallow]

the problem is my password is so long it goes off the screen

[severe crane]

that was funny

[glossy swallow]

so i paste it into sublime text

[lapis lava]

i have ssh passphrase in txt file

unencrypted

[glossy swallow]

actually true

[open pasture]

can I know your password

[severe crane]

i used to refuse to use a password manager so i just had a textfile

that had

[glossy eagle]

can I know your credit card number

[severe crane]

all my passwords

[mild granite]

ur getting hacked now buddy

[glossy swallow]

i use both

[severe crane]

the discord warning when you send a token

[open pasture]

sure

[pseudo karma]

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Discord server. you know how hard it are to find girls who use discord nowadays??? well im glad i stumble apon this little profile cause i gotta say... ur pretty cure!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble)) well... i was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me im a plat sniper, so i can carry my little princes if need :-) cuz i really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, mabe i can get you unusual as little gift you like burning me too me too. anyways any, do you may have skype (no scare no scare, i just like meating eye to eye) if we skype (twomad reference) i think we could have some good buddy communication, :)) (i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want..) add me if you want please, i just need friend maybe even girlfriend to play video call with.m i can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?jst pick up that phone and CALL :)

[lapis lava]

same

[severe crane]

has saved my life

on multiple occasions

[lapis lava]

half my passwords on bitwarden

[glossy swallow]

i have a file called Juicy Unencrypted Easily-Hackable Passwords.txt

i don't put most of my stuff there though

[lapis lava]

(self hosted)

[glossy swallow]

it's just when i'm lazy

[lapis lava]

half on a text file

and most of them either in google pw manager

[glossy swallow]

like as a temporary thing

[lapis lava]

or in my head

[glossy eagle]

I store all my passwords in doxbin

[mild granite]

fr

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough was working on openapi definitions

but idk what happened i think he gave up

[glossy swallow]

but i'll be fine if i don't run a malicious application

[stark herald]

how do i talk with my voice

[glossy swallow]

anyway it'd be able to get tokens

[cerulean lance]

my pc password is "meowmeow"

[final raven]

same!!! weird idk why my accounts keep getting hacked

[severe crane]

install random exe files from doxbin

and run them

[sudden sun]

meow

[glossy eagle]

That's because you encrypt them

You need to upload them unencripted

[paper gate]

okay

[glossy swallow]

my roblox account somehow wasn't hacked

[paper gate]

@glossy swallow you can't do this

[clear portal]

[glossy swallow]

simply be a cat

meow~

[glossy swallow]

at everyone
join my free robux server
discord.gg/ buxgen

[final raven]

toad's lore:

git commit -m "Improved stylings"
git push -u origin master
yada yada yada something about git commit historys
git push --force -u origin master

[severe crane]

git revert 60 commits back

then force push

its a good idea

[severe crane]

same

[mild granite]

do you guys

prefer

js

or

ts

[severe crane]

ts

[glossy eagle]

ts

[mild granite]

(ts is bnetter)

(dont lie)

[final raven]

ts all the way

[mild granite]

good

[final raven]

i mean saying ts is type safe is a lil bit of a stretch

but its safer

[severe crane]

we love types

MONKXY

[mild granite]

LOL

[severe crane]

AH

[mild granite]

zastix

[glossy eagle]

Monkxy

dude

[mild granite]

zastix

dms

[severe crane]

https://cdn.monkxy.com/u/ef13b393-5cf9-4118-8021-e2f7e0813c36.png gonna need an explanation

[glossy eagle]

you can't just post that

[mild granite]

shhh

[severe crane]

leaked

exposed

[mild granite]

shhhhh

[severe crane]

mhm

[mild granite]

that was js

not me

[severe crane]

nice one

sexism? it was javascript

[mild granite]

nah javascripot

(it was a joke 😭 )(

[glossy swallow]

typeof man

[mild granite]

lets fine out

[glossy eagle]

function

[dusty goblet]

Watch my axe named joke give you the French king treatment (in Minecraft)

[glossy swallow]

undefined

[mild granite]

specifically (in minecraft)

[glossy swallow]

men don't even exist

[mild granite]

browser broken

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/c52f0428-48f4-47ce-bb6d-88ff39eb4005.png

[severe crane]

https://cdn.monkxy.com/u/cc54d7e6-c561-4eb6-a2eb-0b411ef78d85.png

[glossy swallow]

WTF typeof null

[severe crane]

yup

https://cdn.blooket.tech/u/6550cca1-e7e3-4234-a785-36bebf1a7bd7.png

[glossy swallow]

why is null an object

[glossy eagle]

Nailed it

[severe crane]

https://cdn.monkxy.com/u/ff2da61c-6e4d-40f2-a11d-74cabb8e8809.png

[mild granite]

nah how abt this

[glossy swallow]

i mean that makes sense

[severe crane]

https://cdn.blooket.tech/u/280a0929-b8a6-436b-99e3-5356e215f0a6.png

[glossy swallow]

doesn't that happen in c++ too

c++ makes sense

[glossy swallow]

feels like java

boxed primitive?\

[small bramble]

the past 50 messages tell me tthat vencord is full of clowns

[mild granite]

this is called

javascript

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/06c26127-60a0-4c8e-bd90-20cc3acc7080.png

[severe crane]

there was one thing i was working on for a vencord plugin

[glossy swallow]

it's true that null is neither greater or smaller than 0

and it isn't equal either

[severe crane]

and iw as comparing

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/408773db-0bd0-4e8d-adc8-531dbf3bca10.png

[severe crane]

the user thingys

[mild granite]

its not equal

[glossy swallow]

it makes sense

[mild granite]

but its not less or greater

[glossy swallow]

OK

[mild granite]

nor equal

[severe crane]

i was like pulling user profile data

[mild granite]

so confusing

[glossy swallow]

this just got concerning

[mild granite]

lmfsao

[severe crane]

and comparing it to old profile data

and it always said false

[mild granite]

ik the stupid javascript shit off the top of my head

its stupid

[severe crane]

i compared every single indvidual value on the objects

they all were the same

but nope

i compared prototype

everything

all was same

and i wanted to kms

[severe crane]

thats nice

[mild granite]

fr

especially when it doesnt equal zero

nor is greater or less than

[mortal rose]

my clown broke

[severe crane]

L

[mortal rose]

i dont have the badge or the deco :/

so sad

[paper gate]

@notzastix hi

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/6876b33a-e6cb-45d7-9e99-6576a94fb870.png

null is literally

impossible

[severe crane]

https://cdn.zastix.club/u/dde7f180-48f3-43c5-89ff-f217a2d43f1f.png

[glossy eagle]

It's a null number

[severe crane]

thats just on my main

[mild granite]

no

null is an object

[winter girder]

ez gg

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/bda4e604-6e1c-48a0-8c70-29cb941fea32.png

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/4431e6f8-9ace-46ce-a537-31f8e92517e3.png

[severe crane]

this is how many i have in all https://cdn.monkxy.com/u/7188791e-404e-4ea7-b0bc-a0600029924c.png

[severe crane]

i stopped for a while

because i was doing shit

[mild granite]

rip lmao

mines been off and on

[severe crane]

if i get termed my brains will be on the wall

[paper gate]

hi

[severe crane]

hi

[open pasture]

39,000 members!!

[paper gate]

hi

I've never seen you before

[open pasture]

good job vencord vendor

[severe crane]

i have never seen myself before too

[bold wren]

i have seen you

[severe crane]

unrelatable

[mild granite]

same

hasppyu happy happy

[errant chasm]

i am blind

[mild granite]

imagine being seen

[severe crane]

get eyes

[paper gate]

real

[errant chasm]

how

[severe crane]

the bot can use the clown endpoints

but it cant put on the decoration

sad

[severe crane]

go to doctor

say

[errant chasm]

how

[mild granite]

imagine having eyes 💀

[severe crane]

"hey, me have eyes 👉 👈 ?"

and they give you eyes

[severe crane]

walk

legs

[errant chasm]

ok thank

will do

[mild granite]

eyesdont exist

i dont know eye

eyeball

[paper gate]

eepy

@errant chasm eep

[mild granite]

hey zeet

[severe crane]

very eepy

[mild granite]

wanna know something funny

[errant chasm]

ssoon

[mild granite]

@paper gate this is

the most

important thing

you will ever read

are you ready

[open pasture]

vending.machine, 4/2/2024
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the DIscord server. you know how hard it are to find girls who use Discord nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little profile cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucarion. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 🙂

this is on monkxy's reviews

[bold wren]

aint reading allat

[mild granite]

my reviews are fire

wdym

[severe crane]

average vee review

[mild granite]

LMAO

[severe crane]

reviewdb is the stupidest and also most funny plugin

like it has no purpose but its hilarious

[open pasture]

xthonk 1/21/2024. This user is banned from ReviewDB.
i would fuck this user if given the chance

[bold wren]

most unfunny

[open pasture]

thats on your reviews

[bold wren]

it was created as a joke

[severe crane]

"banned from reviewdb"

[severe crane]

yeah

[bold wren]

and it has been unfunny since day one

[wraith sorrel]

i like eating soap

[severe crane]

but like pasting copypastas or shitty ascii art on someones profile

is very enjoyable

[glossy swallow]

hello i realised something very terrible

[severe crane]

what

[bold wren]

whatever floats youe boat bestie

[severe crane]

the rats?

are they back

[mild granite]

can someone tell me what this says i dont have eyes http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/c05e28c4-4714-4c59-bebf-d0337d3c2e69.png

[glossy swallow]

something awful

[severe crane]

<3

[severe crane]

what is it

[severe crane]

LOL

[mild granite]

LMFAO

[glossy swallow]

i am yet to have sent a voice message of myself meowing on discord

[severe crane]

REAL

[severe crane]

do it

rn

:3

[mild granite]

i was goijng to send a vm and just say stupid shit

[raw panther]

fix it

[open pasture]

yes

[mild granite]

i dont have perms

😭

[open pasture]

send it

or death

[mild granite]

intern role is the only role with vm perms i believe

[bold wren]

hurry up toad

[dusty goblet]

I have never sent a voice message of myself on discord

[severe crane]

https://cdn.blooket.tech/u/fd9bff09-f503-4d27-857e-ffb64cc3b6d3.png

[bold wren]

do

[severe crane]

idk if thats client sided

[bold wren]

do

[severe crane]

cuz plugin

[bold wren]

dk

[mild granite]

thats racist

no

i have the plugin

its image sender

[dusty goblet]

These file host embeds are triggering me so much

[mild granite]

i think

[severe crane]

why :3

[winter girder]

real

[bold wren]

womp womp

[open pasture]

i love vencord equity

[dusty goblet]

Waste of space

[errant chasm]

same

[mild granite]

can someone give me image sender

[glossy swallow]

is it good

[bold wren]

ur literally donor

[severe crane]

hey just like me

[glossy swallow]

is it convincing 😭

[mild granite]

IT DOESNT HAVE VM PERMS

[severe crane]

yes

[mild granite]

BUT IMAGE SENDER DOES

[severe crane]

wonderful

[mild granite]

can i have image sender 😭

[misty parrot]

@deep token
https://vxtwitter.com/ShazStar1932/status/1774867301504049159

😭

[cerulean lance]

why is mozilla lying

[glossy swallow]

what do you wish to send

also you should already have it because you're a donut

*donor

[open pasture]

download it now!!!111111!!11!!!1!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1224513828352557066/voice-message.ogg?ex=661dc45f&is=660b4f5f&hm=20f4964cdb0fbda516d7e8de8c06e6374996bbc8ac36e37612ff05f6f1a8aedf&

[glossy swallow]

*shareholder

[cerulean lance]

donut

[open pasture]

donut better

[severe crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1224513828352557066/voice-message.ogg?ex=661dc45f&is=660b4f5f&hm=20f4964cdb0fbda516d7e8de8c06e6374996bbc8ac36e37612ff05f6f1a8aedf&

saving

[cerulean lance]

@mild granite i am going to eat you

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/клоун-gif-13031758617125701370

[mild granite]

voice messages

donor role doesnt have perms but image sender does

[mild granite]

not again

[severe crane]

sounds like a skill issue pooks

[open pasture]

@mild granite i am going to eat you

[mild granite]

ahhhh

😭

take my bananas instead

not me

[open pasture]

@mild granite i am going to eat you

[glossy swallow]

@harsh minnow should i fix

[mild granite]

scary

[cerulean lance]

prepare to be put in my mouth (i havent brushed my teeth in over a year)

[bold wren]

@severe crane ur turn

[mild granite]

AHHHH

[severe crane]

for what

[bold wren]

meowing!

[winter girder]

were loot boxes just a big april fools joke

[glossy swallow]

what's user is known to spread misinnformation agai

[open pasture]

@mild granite i am going to eat you

[open pasture]

yes

[mild granite]

HELP

DSONT ETAT EMER

NIT AGAIN

[fallow pawn]

they do this w root but not an obvious jailbroken iphone

peak

[mild granite]

im about to send a horrifying vm.

[open pasture]

@mild granite i am going to eat you

[mild granite]

just wait

[mild granite]

HELPO

[bold wren]

it's vn who tf says vm

[mild granite]

voice message

[open pasture]

im going to record myself eating you

[bold wren]

voice note

[winter girder]

ew

[mild granite]

im from the states

[fallow pawn]

[mild granite]

might be a regional thing

idfk

[open pasture]

'merica

[subtle forum]

isnt a note something u write

[mild granite]

help

im scared

[winter girder]

guys someone rate me

[bold wren]

sorry carry on

[open pasture]

0/10

[glossy swallow]

no

[fallow pawn]

I’m bored

[winter girder]

😔

[bold wren]

you can use the disabled parking spot

[mild granite]

time for my voice message

LMFAO

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1224514698561458237/voice-message.ogg?ex=661dc52e&is=660b502e&hm=ac477145b38f136d48e22efceab7c60833c9ee9aaa9035e0a9e21d04c34a081f&

[severe crane]

nice voice message

[mild granite]

it is an entire hour of cats meowing

that is not a joke

[glossy swallow]

2147483647/10

[glossy swallow]

BEE MOVIE

[mild granite]

real

[glossy swallow]

oh

NOT BEE MOVIE

[open pasture]

put bee movie in voice message

now

[mild granite]

lMAO

[bold wren]

this literally scared me

[mild granite]

bet

wait

where the hell can i download the bee movie

[glossy swallow]

this is not a voice message

[mild granite]

😭

[dusty goblet]

0/10 customer service just looses the company money you're fired

[fallow pawn]

kitty

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdance-gif-26333355

ket

[cerulean lance]

I HATE JEALOUS PARTNER PLOTS

[glossy swallow]

i don't think discord would like that

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-car-gif-23507304

[glossy swallow]

😦

[open pasture]

oh

sad

[dusty goblet]

I'm tired

[mild granite]

real

[dusty goblet]

My sleep js so fucking unsane

[errant chasm]

sleep

[open pasture]

LMAO

[dusty goblet]

Nop

[winter girder]

you're just salty cuz i didnt give you a refund 🙄

[mild granite]

wait until i send a 10 hour voice message

[errant chasm]

yopp

[severe crane]

angry meows

[desert goblet]

man

[severe crane]

can u do the funny video stuff but like audio

like if u play it twice it plays a dif audio

[open pasture]

sex

[dusty goblet]

LMAO okay you can stay

[open pasture]

https://txnor.com/vieordHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUG/bread-car-gif-23507304

[mild granite]

maybe

i forgot how that works

[dusty goblet]

7/10 silly customer service

[bold wren]

growling tunmy

[mild granite]

the ten hour voice message is 500 MB

BRO

mb

[severe crane]

customer service, vee is harrasing me, pls ban them

thx

[paper gate]

Can I teach you kotlin

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1224056578580287570/car.gif?ex=661c1a86&is=6609a586&hm=d6e3490598ac4a496ac88e9fab79953500aceb6f8cc7dca7ccaa6550edfb3f61&

[fallow pawn]

no

[open pasture]

not me spamming message logger

[fallow pawn]

im a swift user

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/85948054-af0f-474d-89fa-56f5694e82b4.png

[open pasture]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bold wren]

come over to rust

[mild granite]

slight feeling this is gonna take mintue

[dusty goblet]

Sending our "legal team" to your location :3

[fallow pawn]

nooo

[bold wren]

rust is friend

[fallow pawn]

how memory safe is it

[bold wren]

not very

[fallow pawn]

how..

swift is memory safety maybe

[open pasture]

i wonder what logs look like rn

[bold wren]

https://github.com/Speykious/cve-rs

she is trying her best though

[severe crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015037283004583998/1094680833564094515/factchecked.gif

[mild granite]

im to lazy to wait for the download

https://rr3---sn-q4fl6ns7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?expire=1712039212&ei=zFALZrKiFYHc1gKf1JXABg&ip=178.62.218.36&id=o-AD4joL8Ki_N13Zsg0ke7SLtk7WdqlADdj2DdzOVoWDjM&itag=140&source=youtube&requiressl=yes&xpc=EgVo2aDSNQ%3D%3D&vprv=1&svpuc=1&mime=audio%2Fmp4&gir=yes&clen=582657839&dur=36002.305&lmt=1705486425987330&keepalive=yes&fexp=51141541&c=IOS&txp=5432434&sparams=expire%2Cei%2Cip%2Cid%2Citag%2Csource%2Crequiressl%2Cxpc%2Cvprv%2Csvpuc%2Cmime%2Cgir%2Cclen%2Cdur%2Clmt&sig=AJfQdSswRQIgLxvAsVqfk6gcwl74FncYThQbYXfr62l-q0iII7FDw5wCIQCxmLpX4NbAoEnxwuRRyU07EQq-xvri5y8WP20WYoubbw%3D%3D&title=Gentle+Sounds+of+Cats+Meowing+(10+hours)&redirect_counter=1&rm=sn-5hnez77l&req_id=aa263222ff2ca3ee&cms_redirect=yes&ipbypass=yes&mh=FJ&mip=2600:1700:3ba4:3810::24&mm=31&mn=sn-q4fl6ns7&ms=au&mt=1712016782&mv=m&mvi=3&pl=43&lsparams=ipbypass,mh,mip,mm,mn,ms,mv,mvi,pl&lsig=ALClDIEwRQIhAOU1aLDD4JhyihqxygbBTZwiGUQsVVJ1zEJNZdQG5371AiAwT1O04zRZdNMcLJafPYEe72Eyw3JDBabVsm_3vgdOfw%3D%3D

this is my 10 hour vm

[fallow pawn]

What programming languages are memory safe? Python, Java, C#, Go, Delphi/Object Pascal, Swift, Ruby, Rust and Ada are some memory-safe programming languages, according to an April 2023 NSA report.

[cerulean lance]

can i teach you java

[fallow pawn]

swift approved by the us senate

[open pasture]

can i have send images

to send a voice message

[bold wren]

rust is relatively memory safe but not 100% as it used to claim

[severe crane]

who would like to cause some explosions in the white house with me (not terrorism i promise)

[bold wren]

or at least the community claimed

[fallow pawn]

xd

[open pasture]

me!!

[fallow pawn]

nyo

[severe crane]

nya*

[fallow pawn]

i have no reason to use any other languages rn

[bold wren]

ongoing issues though maybe in the future

[fallow pawn]

nyo*

[bold wren]

wrong!!!

[fallow pawn]

how wrong

wrongs

[severe crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015037283004583998/1220565041246502983/1213700660290392144.gif

[bold wren]

learning languages is always fun

[cerulean lance]

rewrite all your projects in java to show em hell to those WOKE rust developers

[bold wren]

using the same lang for everything is boringgg

imo

[fallow pawn]

I know a bit of objc and c

[cerulean lance]

true honestly

[bold wren]

that being said i use rust for like 80% of my projects oooops

[final raven]

ya thats why i wanna learn rust

[fallow pawn]

im more of a ios mobile developer than anything else

[glossy swallow]

using more languages makes you realise how truly stupit you are

[hollow surge]

hi can i beat people up with HAMMERS

[mild granite]

if rust used => instead of -> the world would be a better place,

[bold wren]

can't relate i'm super smart

[severe crane]

didnt i say that

[noble quest]

-> > =>

[bold wren]

it literslly does

[cerulean lance]

i just have rules for myself to use what lang for what type of shit i wannna write
java for apis, go for cli shit, javascript for writing bots

[severe crane]

did you steal that from me, istg i said that in a gc before

theif

[fallow pawn]

I wrote a discord bot in swift once

[mild granite]

idfk

[severe crane]

why

[mild granite]

we've both said that

[fallow pawn]

why not

[mild granite]

i believe

[paper gate]

😭 😭 😭

[mild granite]

i dislike ->

[mild granite]

how is this

[glossy swallow]

🤒 /lh

[mild granite]

i dont even wanna know

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

bad

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn hi... 🥲

[mild granite]

zeet check your dms it is very important

[fallow pawn]

hi

[paper gate]

@elder geyser

[paper gate]

okay

[elder geyser]

did you get fired

[fallow pawn]

whats /lh

[paper gate]

yes

[bold wren]

/run

let x = 5;
match x {
  5 => println!("learn rust now"),
  _ => unreachable!(),
}

[hollow flume]

Here is your rs(1.68.2) output @bold wren

learn rust now

[sour yew]

the rl is 2/2.5sec

oh old msg

[cerulean lance]

write a discord bot with discord.js but in kotlin using the kt to js transpiler

[fallow pawn]

does this bot run swift

[elder geyser]

can someone star this

[bold wren]

awful

just use whatever you want whenever you want

[bold wren]

i think so

[fallow pawn]

nice

[elder geyser]

i do rust for cli shit

[fallow pawn]

what is it resticted in what it can do tho

[paper gate]

the kotlin runner for that bot sucks

they ignored my pr

[bold wren]

iuno

[paper gate]

@bold wren

[bold wren]

it's pretty well sandboxed

[errant chasm]

zeet loves gojira

[paper gate]

fear

[bold wren]

learning swift to get closer to sami

[errant chasm]

yop

[paper gate]

nop

I won't allow

[mild granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[paper gate]

teaching sami kotlin to get closer

[fallow pawn]

/run

func sysctlString(_ key: String) -> String {
    var size = 0
    sysctlbyname(key, nil, &size, nil, 0)
    var value = [CChar](repeating: 0, count: size)
    sysctlbyname(key, &value, &size, nil, 0)
    return String(cString: value)
}
let cpu = sysctlString("machdep.cpu.brand_string")
print(cpu)```

[hollow flume]

@fallow pawn I only received swift(5.3.3) error output

file0.code:3:5: error: cannot find 'sysctlbyname' in scope
    sysctlbyname(key, nil, &size, nil, 0)
    ^~~~~~~~~~~~
file0.code:5:5: error: cannot find 'sysctlbyname' in scope
    sysctlbyname(key, &value, &size, nil, 0)
    ^~~~~~~~~~~~

[errant chasm]

learning nothing to get farther away

[cerulean lance]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@cerulean lance

[fallow pawn]

oh ok

[paper gate]

I hate

[lapis lava]

can you transpile kt to py

[mild granite]

the amount of shit i could have bought if i wouldnt have bought all of this http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/a564c899-08e4-4534-a043-894863415988.png

[bold wren]

are the art commission dms a scam too

[paper gate]

/run```kt
fun main() {
println("Samaraahahara")
}

ok

[bold wren]

i just got one and i don't wanna be mean before knowing how malicious they are

[paper gate]

the bot hates me

[errant chasm]

yes

[molten cedar]

yes

[errant chasm]

they send stolen art

[cerulean lance]

they will take your money and give you ai art

[noble quest]

/run

console.log("javascript is the best")

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @noble quest

javascript is the best

[paper gate]

who are you@molten cedar

[molten cedar]

a shareholder

[bold wren]

i'm about to say slurs

[final raven]

yippe

[errant chasm]

zeet loves skrillex

[bold wren]

in dms

[final raven]

i just got +43rr

[bold wren]

:3

[west ore]

/run ```cpp
#include<iostream>
int main() { while(true) { std::cout << "pat"; }}

[hollow flume]

Here is your cpp(10.2.0) output @west ore

patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpa[...]```

[mild granite]

/run

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main() {
  cout << "😸";

  return 0;
}

[hollow flume]

Here is your cpp(10.2.0) output @mild granite

😸```

[tulip moss]

wait fr???? aw I felt bad for the one that dmed me :c

[mild granite]

cat

[final raven]

monke

[errant chasm]

all the ones I've gotten have sent stolen stuff

even without removing watermarks

which is hilarious

[tulip moss]

lmao

[west ore]

inb4 ai generated

[mild granite]

banana

[tulip moss]

I should check the one that dmed me

if it's stolen

[elder geyser]

chat

what would you do if you were trapped in a box with no way out and you were going to die

[hollow surge]

i love this gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif?ex=661cc906&is=660a5406&hm=9eb72bf59aba48a83b6c816d8cf6746d0ecf408fae1001345cd0ac5b8d33b969&

[errant chasm]

im sure there's some legit ones but yeah

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280298381807714304/1096911808108961792/2932110070_preview_diecat.gif

[west ore]

i silly my way out of it :3

[errant chasm]

[bold wren]

@warped moat u might wanna ban idk

[lapis lava]

:dance:

[final raven]

/run

printenv

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @final raven

PWD=/piston/jobs/d9bbe57e-5d50-4fc9-a0f4-e74bf16da370
_=/usr/bin/printenv
SHLVL=2
PISTON_LANGUAGE=bash
PATH=/piston/packages/bash/5.2.0/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/bin:/sbin:.

[mild granite]

someone dmed me this last week

scammers are funny

they said they couldnt afford rent or some shit

[elder geyser]

sbin

[mild granite]

i just fuсked weith them

[fallow pawn]

/run

print("fawn")```

[hollow flume]

Here is your swift(5.3.3) output @fallow pawn

fawn

[fallow pawn]

thank u

[winter girder]

/run

sudo

[hollow flume]

@winter girder

Error

Unsupported language: None
Request a new language

[elder geyser]

/run

ls

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @elder geyser

file0.code

[noble quest]

/run

#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char** argv){
std::cout << *((int *)0x0);
return 0;
}

[hollow flume]

@noble quest I only received cpp(10.2.0) error output

/piston/packages/gcc/10.2.0/run: line 6: 10645 Segmentation fault      (core dumped) ./a.out "$@"

[winter girder]

/run

sudo

[hollow flume]

@winter girder I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: sudo: command not found

[elder geyser]

/run

uname -p

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @elder geyser

unknown

[fallow pawn]

mf got no sudo

[tulip moss]

this one said the same thing

[mild granite]

using namespace std

[bold wren]

/run

print!("sami")

[hollow flume]

Here is your rs(1.68.2) output @bold wren

sami```

[noble quest]

never

[elder geyser]

/run

neofetch

[hollow flume]

@elder geyser I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: neofetch: command not found

[mild granite]

if they say shit like that just tell them to go homeless

😭

[west ore]

/run ```sh
wget
curl
nc

[hollow flume]

@west ore I only received sh(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: wget: command not found
file0.code: line 2: curl: command not found
file0.code: line 3: nc: command not found

[tulip moss]

😭😭😭

[cerulean lance]

/run

String.prototype.vencordify = function() {
  switch (Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)) {
        case 0:
          return this + " :blobcatcozy";
        case 1:
          return this + " :husk";
        case 2:
          return this + " :shiggy";
        case 3:
          return this + " so bad";
        case 4:
          return this + " will explode";
        case 5: 
          return "you will " + this
    }
}
console.log("echo".vencordify())```

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @cerulean lance

echo so bad

[tulip moss]

I would've if I knew

[elder geyser]

/run

echo "test" > bruh.txt && cat bruh.txt

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @elder geyser

test

[cerulean lance]

:(

[final raven]

/run

sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

[hollow flume]

@final raven I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: sudo: command not found

[west ore]

/run ```bash
cat /dev/tcp/google.com/22

[hollow flume]

@west ore I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

cat: /dev/tcp/google.com/22: No such file or directory

[noble quest]

/run

su root
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

[hollow flume]

@noble quest I only received sh(5.2.0) error output

Password: su: System error
rm: cannot remove '/bin/bash': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/cat': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/chgrp': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/chmod': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/chown': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/cp': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/dash': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/date': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/dd': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/df': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/dir': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/dmesg': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/dnsdomainname': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/domainname': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/echo': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/egrep': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/false': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/fgrep': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/findmnt': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/grep': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/gunzip': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/gzexe': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/gzip': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/hostname': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/ln': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/login': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/ls': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/lsblk': Permission denied
rm: cannot remove '/bin/mkdir': Permission denied```

[mild granite]

LOL

NO FUCKING WAy

[elder geyser]

/run

 cat bruh.txt

[hollow flume]

@elder geyser I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

cat: bruh.txt: No such file or directory

[fallow pawn]

/run

NSLog(@"fawn 2");```

[hollow flume]

@fallow pawn

Error

Unsupported language: objc
Request a new language

[fallow pawn]

bad

bad bot

[mild granite]

what os does this run

[elder geyser]

/run

ls /

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @elder geyser

bin
boot
dev
etc
home
lib
lib64
media
mnt
opt
piston
piston_api
proc
root
run
sbin
srv
sys
tmp
usr
var

[mild granite]

/run

pacman
apt

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @mild granite

file0.code: line 1: pacman: command not found
apt 1.8.2.2 (amd64)
Usage: apt [options] command

apt is a commandline package manager and provides commands for
searching and managing as well as querying information about packages.
It provides the same functionality as the specialized APT tools,
like apt-get and apt-cache, but enables options more suitable for
interactive use by default.

Most used commands:
  list - list packages based on package names
  search - search in package descriptions
  show - show package details
  install - install packages
  reinstall - reinstall packages
  remove - remove packages
  autoremove - Remove automatically all unused packages
  update - update list of available packages
  upgrade - upgrade the system by installing/upgrading packages
  full-upgrade - upgrade the system by removing/installing/upgrading packages
  edit-sources - edit the source information file

See apt(8) for more information about the available commands.
Configuration options and syntax is detailed in apt.conf(5).
Information about how to configure sources can be found in sources.list(5).
Package and version choices can be expressed via apt_preferences(5).
Security details are available in apt-secure(8).
                                        This APT has Super Cow Powers.

[mild granite]

ubuntu

good to know

[west ore]

/run ```bash
ping 1.1.1.1

[hollow flume]

@west ore I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: ping: command not found

[lapis lava]

./run

apt install wget

[bold wren]

patpat sami

[hollow flume]

@lapis lava

Error

Unsupported language: None
Request a new language

[mild granite]

/run

apt install neofetch
neofech

[hollow flume]

@mild granite I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

WARNING: apt does not have a stable CLI interface. Use with caution in scripts.

E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to acquire the dpkg frontend lock (/var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend), are you root?
file0.code: line 2: neofech: command not found

[final raven]

/run

cd /bin
ls

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @final raven

bash
bunzip2
bzcat
bzcmp
bzdiff
bzegrep
bzexe
bzfgrep
bzgrep
bzip2
bzip2recover
bzless
bzmore
cat
chgrp
chmod
chown
cp
dash
date
dd
df
dir
dmesg
dnsdomainname
domainname
echo
egrep
false
fgrep```

[elder geyser]

iirc it spins up a new container for every command

[noble quest]

/run

uname -a

[fallow pawn]

dam

[hollow flume]

Here is your sh(5.2.0) output @noble quest

Linux 80e9e6b769dc 5.4.117-1.el7.elrepo.x86_64 #1 SMP Wed May 5 19:07:09 EDT 2021 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[cerulean lance]

its a container that dies after a few minutes

[mild granite]

wait wait

[elder geyser]

I KNEW IT

[cerulean lance]

my favourite distro is 80e9e6b769dc

[lapis lava]

can it run minkinator

[mild granite]

/run

cd home

[hollow flume]

@mild granite I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: cd: home: No such file or directory

[lapis lava]

@paper gate

[elder geyser]

/run

cd /

[hollow flume]

Your bash(5.2.0) code ran without output @elder geyser

[west ore]

i love how we're all trying to escape piston

[fallow pawn]

80e9e6b769dc

[mild granite]

real

[final raven]

/run

cd /
pwd
cd /bin
ls

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @final raven

/
bash
bunzip2
bzcat
bzcmp
bzdiff
bzegrep
bzexe
bzfgrep
bzgrep
bzip2
bzip2recover
bzless
bzmore
cat
chgrp
chmod
chown
cp
dash
date
dd
df
dir
dmesg
dnsdomainname
domainname
echo
egrep
false```

[bold wren]

aight shawty pack it up

[west ore]

/run ```bash
unshare

[hollow flume]

@west ore I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

unshare: unshare failed: Operation not permitted

[elder geyser]

/run

ssh

[final raven]

just making sure it was /

[hollow flume]

@elder geyser I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

usage: ssh [-46AaCfGgKkMNnqsTtVvXxYy] [-B bind_interface]
           [-b bind_address] [-c cipher_spec] [-D [bind_address:]port]
           [-E log_file] [-e escape_char] [-F configfile] [-I pkcs11]
           [-i identity_file] [-J [user@]host[:port]] [-L address]
           [-l login_name] [-m mac_spec] [-O ctl_cmd] [-o option] [-p port]
           [-Q query_option] [-R address] [-S ctl_path] [-W host:port]
           [-w local_tun[:remote_tun]] destination [command]

[fallow pawn]

@bold wren

le fawn

[elder geyser]

NO FUCKING WAY

[cerulean lance]

WAITR

[west ore]

awww no kernel exploits for me

[bold wren]

[mild granite]

im sshing into my pc

wait

[cerulean lance]

nvm it has no internet access

[fallow pawn]

make sure to make it public

[elder geyser]

/run

ping google.com

[hollow flume]

@elder geyser I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: ping: command not found

[mild granite]

/run

ssh jude@99.9.235.189

[hollow flume]

@mild granite I only received bash(5.2.0) error output

Pseudo-terminal will not be allocated because stdin is not a terminal.
socket: Permission denied
ssh: connect to host 99.9.235.189 port 22: failure

[mild granite]

aw man

rip

[fallow pawn]

no ping its over

[lapis lava]

does it have password