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UWP Only, Most Games Use Encrypted AppX Bundles, Meaning That They Would Have To Be Additionally Decrypted By Someone Who Already Owns The Shit (Cant Really Do It Yourself) Lots of Work
probably one of the highest effort april fools I've seen ina bit
zamn
omg a company!!!
Vencord to the moon ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
No crypto shill phrases
cant wait to play Asphalt 9 or Minecraft
is the company thing related to april fools
yop
if so im glad it's gonna be over soon
what the fuck are you talking about
:Lemon:
Vencord is now a corporate entity
The Vencord Company of Dusseldorf
we did that
i will sue vencorp
what's gonna be over
the pain never stops ig
just doesnt work on Xbox. you can literally only load UWP applicatioons
in the regular devkits
why am I eepy
to load GDK games you gotta be a company and ask microsoft really nicely
@lofty fractal
yw
yw
woah check out https://thevencord.company/discord.html
Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.
its literally discord ! (totally)
or have a publisher
yeah?
yeah literally
@exotic dock helo
yop
i love my Xbox One S
this isnt my device 
iirc the PS5 can play pirated games too if you're on a vulnerable firmware version
it's less powerful than the PS4 Pro my sister had but it's just faster lol and idk how and why
hi all
yes
playstation keeps getting broken into because it doesnt properly sandbox anything
u can play PS5 game backups too
meanwhile I have to fucking short circuit specific pins on my switch and if i do it wrong it fries
(It's only one step to homebrewing it)
hii
buy a fucking RCM jig lmfao
the ps4 and ps5 run extremely similar internal system software so until they completely rewrite everything and kill backwards compatibility (that's their motto at this point) its just gonna keep happening
I didn't use to have that luxury
now I do because I 3D printed my own
3
and I put a copper wire in it
i dont think its even bsd i think sonys just fucking stupid
and it works wonders
i mean
dude thje ps5 runs freebsd
PlayStation OS is FreeBSD
wait
I think that's the reason why RPCS3 support FreeBSD lmao
what if ps5 os was arch
just raw freebsd
PlayStation's firmware is the equivalent of Pop_OS! for FreeBSD
thats not gonna work
unfortunately
heres the thing
lmao
except ubuntu is already bad
right I'm too tired to tell if the announcement is a shitpost... is it?
they forked freebsd. did all those changes to it. including an entire new api for pretty muich everything. and yet
still
OpenBSD
The development of Debian GNU/kFreeBSD has officially terminated as of July 2023 due to the lack of interest and volunteers. You may find the official announcement here.
GNU/kFreeBSD ๐ค
openbsd wouldnt help them
its not the underlying system's fault it's that sony keeps leaving massive fucking holes in the software they wrote
like the browser. the amount of browser exploits dude
the only reason why the Xbox One/Series X | S have no piracy it's because they run Windows 10 S with Sandbox++
and they use pretty much no VMs
for anything
the wii u:
the wii:
even though this is why i love the xbox
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
the 3DS:
it's just too good man
I prefer that over Michealsoft's approuch tbh
yeah essentially every component of the Xbox runs in it's own hyper-v vm completely independent of eachother
I can't think of a modern nintendo console that doesn't use browser exploits for vulnerabilities except the switch
one of the few benefits to using windows as a base system
yes
it keeps happening
i think that Xbox Ones still run Windows 10 though
it's not even windows it's just direct x with morre features at this point
windows 11 core iot with extra spiciness
meanwhile Series X | S should run Windows 11
spoiler they didn't
exactly
the browser is still there
yop
sony sohuld remove ps5
not really. it still has basic win32 apis and it is still windows
theres still fucking cmd and powershell you can use them from the devkit
Remember back when the PS3 had free online play
officially
DirectX Box!
bbleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
is there any Vulkan to DX thing
im not saying this from the outside looking in i actively write homebrew for the One and Series consoles
i love doing dumbass work on shitty rp servers even though no one would see it because why would I even share a vault$
not capable of running on the Xbox
guh
Can I get some more info on that
anyways seriously my One S runs smoothly as hell with bare minimum overheating
we're working on getting GL to DX working but it's causing problems
I know there's different renderers for games
and it's like almost 10 years old (the One S in general)
mostly related to uwp limits of 5gb ram
DX11 Dx12 Vulkan etc
the PS4 Pro my sister had ran way worse than how my One S does
exactly
no dumbass its a microsoft console why would they have that
games crashed for no reason and the hard drive used to spontaneously die
like seriously we had to reinstall the firmware countless times
They make the hardware my guy
reality proves otherwise
Also the kinnect
its true look it up
essentially the only project i still actively work on relies on knowing everything about this shitty console
the Xbox is my field of godhood
not knowing the story of xbox is insane also because they made a documentary about it on youtube
watch the documentary btw it's amazing
dude they made it last year
go to the xbox channel
my yt on firefox works fine
the documentary name is "Power On: The Story of Xbox"
guys
@open pasture elon musk demolished pronouns
fun fact they interviewed Don Mattrick
qhar
@paper gate snack
meal
me when i introduce people to the concept of patchdiffing
Light appetizer
I have the entire discord github mirrored to my acc

why is reviewdb's warning a username and why did that friend request go through 
how
hi
proof
hi
cant leak sorry
its a real user
@frosty plaza
how did ntts get that one person instabanned that one time?
chat is this real?
no
what is vc company
its a joke?
oh
I see
another w of xbox: since it uses windows backwards compat is near perfection
i still don't understand why
damn
how much buckeroos
zeet sued the living crap out of some innocent guys and now we're drowing in money
you turn into a chopstick
How do I do that without begging
Soon
Hr is asleep
not quite
Guh
Can't get hired rn
When does HR wake up
the Xbox and Xbox 360 compatibility are both emulation. just like
really really good emulation
Idk
that can connect to Xbox Live
Later
the Xbox One compatibility on Series is done by literally just running the exact same operating system
Like they're exactly the same
same ui. same core. everything
only difference is the Series has some flags set that let it run games specifically made for it
its genius really
good old discord
So what happened to vencord
this really gives me the vibes of very early Xbox dev builds that look like Windows dev builds with different UI and components
What with the corporate shi
my wife so pretty
NO SHE'S MINE.
@bold wren hey queen
alright evelyn it's over
ADACHI
pack up your things and leave
Oh wait
am i actually being fired
fawn and evelyn you should fight
April's folls
yes
we're there
Fools
sorry but after reading zeet calling you "queen" i can't take this shit seriously
Right
whuh
i'm a queen she's right
got the system shock 2 theme on it
Isn't she like 15
she?
yea
huh
Who the hell is she
are u 15 @paper gate
yea
fawn almost every persona character is a highschooler
Ok nvm she's 16-17 during Persona 3
they aged by now
Still sus but now it depends
yukari is a grandma nowadays
NOT THAT MUCH DIFFERENCE MATE ๐ญ
hii moon
fictional charactres don't age like real people do
Yeah lmao
Hallo :3
i will not die on this hill
but anyways as a minor i feel like i can worship yukari as my dream girl
im dying on every hill
i will eat your corpse
i'm running up a hill rn
why
go girl
anyways i don't understand companies that make games for Xbox but don't make PC versions of it
i'm a dragging a dead deer up a hill rn
isn't porting the game extremely easy at that point
Is there a way to (within like 30 minutes or less) get VLC RPC goin or am I outta luck
god i'm so funny i wish someone would get it
there are like 2 people ever to do that
how many games r even console exclusive
most xbox games are at least available thru the windows store
sami and rushii are my best friends
would you still eat my charred corpse
awe
but it's mostly because
is it just a low priority thing or actual software roadblock
just being a bitch mostly
burnt organic matter tastes lik shit sorry zeet



but also if its like. REALLY specifically made for Xbox. the GDK/XDK apis can be a pain in the ass to port to Win32
sob
for the most part though its like. at most a month of porting
so it's just
love all of you (except evelyn) goodnight vencord ๐
they dont wanna
nini kamuro
anyways i have a feeling that Xbox will stop making consoles at some point in the near future
i dont
ok
gn kamuro
glad that I never got an xbox tbh
idk it feels like they're pushing Game Pass and Xcloud to the extreme
I was thinking abt it but I got a ps4 instead
I had an Xbox 360 when I was younger
as they should but like i don't see anyone with an Xbox anymore ๐ญ
doesnt matter. they dont make nearly enough money on it to sustain the xbox name
also had a kinect
also, Xcloud runs xbox hardware internally anyways
yet u still came out fat explain
how
zt huuuge
nuh uh
they're not as unpopular as it tends to be thought playstation players are just an extremely vocal bunch
how much is our salary for today?
$3
perfect
there was 1 singualr good game for the kinect
if they drop Xbox they have to start internally upgrading hardware on Xcloud to keep up with demands
fawn is oldest user in this server
as well as the fact that if they stop making consoles
theres nothing to develop for
aside from the co op posrts game that u play w frienfs as a joke
you mean company? and employee?
yes
become a stadia situation
you should come to Italy, i can safely say that almost no one cares about Xbox here anymore
Iโm
thats amazing
your one country is a unit of measurement
where devs have to specifically target porting to Xcloud
come to italy ๐ง๐ท
and nobody's going to wanna do that. and if they do. it is going to die
just like stadia
so xbox doesnt exactly have a choice except to just keep making consoles
they may take a really long time to do so. but they have to keep doing that
that's France flag
0
I love this cat
ur right this server is so bad
!!!!!!!!!!!!
isnt it always 3 dollars as usual
Vewy
on the other hand, aliucord
that's for interns
1 vencoin
Its great
is god awful
HOW DARE YOU CALL THE COMPANY BAD

Hai tho!!!!!!!!!!!
:3
good, enjoying some beer and taking my css apart
I made a github https://github.com/nvhhr/discordcss/
Hmm

shiggy
@stark herald
shiggy is life
Epik
Whar
real
creature
Hmm
did staff chat get renamed to microsoft teams
slack
right
This is the channel for our meetings.
Do I really have to type like this now?
I'm worried the CEO will fire me (again).
you're already fired
true
fr
Yes, you are already at risk of getting fired from your position so unless you want to be replaced by me, you will have to speak professionally
why is bro so grumpy
is it bring your cat to work day today?
thats me
while it is a joke, it actually does do a rather good job at advertising vencord
not happening
it's making fun of thebrowsercompany
@sour yew hii
Hi.
i still don't have a name
so discord is going to show ads now lol
i will make fun of you

"feature"
Vencorp got an ad spot
this is increaasingly going to become an issue
should have been an announcement about discord giving a cease and desist for april fools 
what is that
lmao
when will vencord do agile development with scrums and kanbans and shit
vee should takes notes fr fr
Hello my dear colleagues of this highly professional and promising project, would you be so kind as to share with me the way to be able to test this new door towards a future of discord better?
is that the real cottontail
everything you need to know is at https://notaniplogger.xyz
discord better... like BetterDiscord?
Guh.
is that the real fnwa
nuh uh
Husk emoji.
so when are we going to add ublock support
Yes just take these pills
I will need to install KyzaGrammar.
NEVER.
how does this affect lebron's legacy
yes 
damn but my internet hates ads :(
YOU WILL HAVE HONKAI STAR RAIL ADS BLASTed into tour ears
What the hell is this thing
we now have your ip in our database if you want to remove it contact thehax0r1337 and pay him 17 dolars
Hi :D
incredible
what the heck hapen to vencord?
microsoft
kiwi I think
how are you
company
so microsoft bought vencord?
I'm so bored, I have several things to do but idk what to do, so I'm doing none of them
uhhhh, HR?
wbu
stocks are going up
what does the dolfies button do
ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN
๐ฝ
sad now this won't even be good anymore since its y rich people dress in suits
(that's my m$ account)
true
the xbox division to be precise, gamers all over the world will soon have their user experience made cuter
for that it would need to be a country from the middle east
lol that lame. Mircrosft sucks they aren't the best like the big sony company no offense but sony got them beat
im out
who

vencord leverages agile workflows to provide users with turnkey solutions to enterprise-grade cute
green fed perhaps glowing
good
what does that even mean
Is your company considering opting for other fields in the Discord marketplace? As an example, see applications
deadass
sounds like you need to back to the ivys
๐ธ
wtf!!
I frogor
bwomp
No offense but whats your real reason having vencord to make money as you guys are already doing or something else?
big companies kinda ruining joy for regular people
this is so funny
can @frosty plaza accept my friend request
to IPO
what
I'm winning.
this is a big business opportunity for all of us. Vencord will be able to venture into new uncharted territorries and offer a much greater experience, deeply integrating with Microsoft's services such as Xbox Live, Minecraft and other partners
google 500 teath dinosaur
i sent @frosty plaza a friendr request and nothing
cuz they're not your friend pal
why nyse why not nasdaq
we are looking into both
womp
kinda hard to believe since companies only think about the dollars
once Warning accepts my request it'll be so over for them I'm adding them to a thousand group chats
poor guy๐ญ
i wonder what would happen if i made warning the owner of multiple group chats with illegal content
well we will offer several subscription services via microsoft account
minecraft will be included ๐
k. Also will vencord still work as it is now?
stay tuned fans!
false, didn't happen
not nice
I'm also bored
discord will be rewritten to use SOAP and XML
wbat if i say please
so vencord is owned by microsft is either a blessing or a curse
That sounds like an integer overflow of fun
anything but xml,,
yes
plist then
this is not a cat
i LOVE rust
@stark herald
i don't have money, my mouth is speaking
i take back everything i said this bit is brilliant
plist
STOP
never
lua then /j
will it use asp.net as well ๐ฅบ
profit margins are a part of doing business and with stakeholders' investments the Vencord solutions are empowering users worldwide providing industry standard next-generation cute discord modifications
full .net stack ๐ฅฐ
IF I SEE ANYONE MENTION THE FUCKING BACKDOOR ONE MORE TIME ILL BE TALKING TO THEIR MOTHER'S BACK DOOR
@sour yew @wide leaf @stark herald
should i sleep
i need to sleep too
but i need a name as well...
:3
me too
OK they still haven't brought gayming back
good
Hi
hi
do you have ideas
@wide leaf how cmake
it's not pronouncable
nop
should i give myself a page in wiki
in notable people
if aagamer is notable
then i should be
you made biscord
@paper gate just cmake
I could make a wiki page on theming, should I
and
Thats what everyone says until things change. But I'll wait & see whats gonna happen
i made vendroid
@stark herald given what you know about me give me name suggestions
yes
Uhhhhuhh
thinking
maybe after I'm done with my theme release
yeah is is it done yet Nino dev
is it worth investing?
@sick hedge hi
wdf
๐ฅ
sources say devilbro shorted the stock, take this to the moon
hi bestie
@sick hedge if you're head of silly names give me suggestions for what to call myself
hru zzeet and better not say eepy
eepy
umm what is that animal in ur pfp?
dragon
bruh u ain't
silly dragon!
ur too smol to be a dragon
wha
ur maybe a umm lizard
wha
i'm only a bit bigger than a baby dragon
is that your name suggestion?
cute
meow
meow
meow

@radiant fable bwa
yes
caught zeet lacking
@paper gate bwa :3
guyssssssssss
gays
head of silly names yet unable to provide anything good
im boreed :3
its as in titles thing i believe
what?
@lime talon is silly
you see everyone has something next to their nick noe
like zt has Illegal Department
tgats what they mean by names
i am
what'd u want then bud
oh i see
a suggestion for a name
idk bro
z
since i don't have one
stay unmanned if u don't like ur silly suggestion
fres do you like my very descriptive review?
eepyyyy
eeeeepy
can't see on phone :(
I will put you to eep
long
๐ฅ
eep

samara will eep
i have the best idea
an hour of bug hunting
people will self host discord servers
tell
wuttt is it
buges
.
wgat if people could self host individual discord servers
never
so like when u join one it'd authorise with discord thing
ip logging would be a huge problem
question; what badge do you get for donating/supporting?
gabiel ultkall ๐ฅน
i think that's only as bad as it can be on Minecraft servers
but also would the client establish a ws connection with each one of the self hosted servers on start or
could it maybe group based on domain or something idk
you love intel xeon
@errant chasm hiii
yoooo then you could add your own features server-side
hiii
i think it'd be fun to make the self hosted server things both a backend and implement it in client mods i might try if i feel like it tmrw as a silly thing
silly :3
yop
first I can think of would be for DID systems you wouldn't have to use proxy bots that automatically delete the msg and resend with webhook
meoww
discord fedi
and automod could be so much better
you want discord fedi
yes
alsoo u can make all nitro stuff free
yop
on the server
multiplex server-side integration when
like boost perks
fres explodes



hi samara
horror
hii
hi there!!!
IM FUCKIN TIRED
GO SLEEP
can't wait for it to eol after 2 months
venchatgpt
hiii @errant chasm
hii
vIRC
is this real
i agrรฉe

i wanted to do this but itโs really shitty and i paid like 40-60$ to prepare the project to do it but now iโm to lazy to maintain it and i donโt have a VPS so iโm fucked
i could make it something simpler tho
hi i likes lightbulbelesel
a bit yeah but I have to stay up as long as I can because I'm going to nightshift

venchat real
vimcord
hi waffles
:5
5
zeet your banner is the best
ima do thatt
As an April fools prank im not showering all day ๐ My family will hate it!
thank
as an april fools im going to commit mass genocide :3
whers semilight
@frigid prawn hii
This declaration needs opt-in. Its usage must be marked with '@kotlinx.cinterop.ExperimentalForeignApi' or '@OptIn(kotlinx.cinterop.ExperimentalForeignApi::class)'
hiiiii senilight
Hi
hiiiii
haii
samara science
iPod
hiii @fallow pawn
their faces are stuck together for some reason
glue
ya but itโs still super cute

hand

table
wtf
are the faces melting into one another
Thatโs my bed
Gorilla glue
bed :3

cable :3
for the toughest jobs on planet earth
earbuds
I have more of them stuck together
insane
can it help me overcome my gender dysohoria
it is currently 4:30 and I am going outside to acquire cigs
let's hope I ont get kidnapped
Theyโre stuck again
:(
cute
who even are these
Images i think

soggy
guysss im debating wether to go to sleep or stay up and be bored
sleep
samara will ```C/C++: CMake Warning:
C/C++: Manually-specified variables were not used by the project:
C/C++: CMAKE_EXPORT_COMPILE_COMMANDS
C/C++: CMAKE_LIBRARY_OUTPUT_DIRECTORY
C/C++: CMAKE_RUNTIME_OUTPUT_DIRECTORY
@raw panther how's bunnycord been
cmake users
i want to but i dont want to yk?
ive been trying to decide if i want to switch
cmake funny
works well with the few plugins that it came with
yeah
do it work with the most recent versions of discord? i saw on the github no but i'm not sure if that's still true
haven't checked it out yet
i have perfected the art of 7-1 startinf
yeah works fine on latest play store stable
nice
losing my mind
i use play store 205 still
vendetta sometimes closes and doesn't open again for a minute...
samara science
wacky
The study of samara
yes
whats bunnycord
bnuy
make c++ plugin for intellij @stark herald
I never had a really good experience with vendetta, mainly most plugins didn't work at all etc
@frigid prawn hiii
hai
oh interesting
:3
I've had it lag alot, along with ui issues
bunny has been decent so far and installation was a breeze with the xposed method
so i stopped using it whenever i can
meow
CMake Error at CMakeLists.txt:4 (add_library):
No SOURCES given to target: guh
Please
PELASE
yop
vscode wins
never
update: I am alive
vendetta still fully functional for me
why is everyone else lying about vendetta not working
wym
NOP
i had issues probably because of my bad hardware
there
hi
AHHHHHHH
.fm
NO
Thanatos๏ฝๆญปใฎๆฌ่ฝ
Human Instrumentality Project โข The Brutal Angel's Thesis
i fear
i will live
I dunno, it worked for me too when I switched out of curiosity 1ยฝ weeks ago
for now.

from humanity import * # import all 8 billion human beings
fres.kill() # no explaination needed
They literally said in their announcement channel on their discord that it does not work rn what are you smoking bro
i like legendary wizard
they said you couldn't update anymore
why do all the stupid people love updating whilst getting no extra features

not like discord added anything since 200.13
bwaaaaa
and 200.13 works just fine
idk not much difference
200-205 has sticker tab issues
Suppressed: java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: dlopen failed: library "libswresample.so" not found: needed by /data/app/~~wKJOg32c0U8_enixnSyibw==/dev.zt64.sample-9RKa6BcT_biyW0Uut7LfDg==/lib/arm64/libmpv.so in namespace clns-4
i will fix
im responsible
fear
i have a demon core
HOW
:3
theres one in my microwave
I will literally send you a DM with a screenshot of the announcement
i seen
fres so uneducated
me when I fucking GET you
they said it stopped working at certain version
the fres miracle
use aliucord @stark herald
but it's ok honestly idc if other people don't get vendetta to work they can suffer in peace while I rejoice on my working vendetta 200.13 build
fear
me when I can't read
ancient
Vendetta still works on lower versions of discord
nice april fools
newer versions of discord have hardly anything meaningful
hi samara
Wait so that's what they were saying
Based
.fm
.fm
Air / ็ฉบใใๆตใ
Human Instrumentality Project โข The Brutal Angel's Thesis
bwa
I do not know the version numbers off of my head
bwa
anything past 126021 useless tbh
when command fix
discord kotlin will die
nop
soon
the guy working on it isn't for now
i wish i had someone to show how cool this is im working on
show me
i got native libs built into the sample apk
fres is mpv exterminator
how is that good
im not sure what that means but sounds epic
is there not a reason they aren't there

meow
bwaa
bwaaa
you won't make it alive
wrong
ๅคขII:YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE
Human Instrumentality Project, Zoume โข LCL SEA
you always shower with a swimsuit
fear
who up
:3
Makes sense, thanks for the info good sir. 
you

brainrot
I like this cat too
A.T.FIELD:ๅฟใฎๅฃ
Human Instrumentality Project โข LCL SEA
Epij
i know you CANNOT be talking
Guys would you mind extracting my NotAZipBomb.zip
crack my spine like a whip
Sure
sure! what could go wrong? :3
Yippeee :3
there's a part of me buried in your spine
yo, random thing, what happened to the vencord theme css? i had to reinstall vencord just now and i can't find it anywhere online

why do you eat kids
should i cut my hair I wanna but fear
thanks!




