🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fallow pawn]

Looks ai generated

[winter girder]

can you stream rq

it can literally be anything idc

[naive tapir]

alr

[fallow pawn]

Kinda looks like chicken too

[north cargo]

passenger

[naive tapir]

oh

[fallow pawn]

[hot hinge]

I got my 8t also

so smooth

always half a gig free

[winter girder]

IT WORKED

@naive tapir THANKS

[naive tapir]

np

[naive tapir]

android rom? this looks kinda cool

[hot hinge]

it's OxygenOS

[paper gate]

hi

[naive tapir]

hi

[hot hinge]

Come pre-installed on most oneplus devices

[paper gate]

hi plutia

[hot hinge]

in China they install hydrogen os

[naive tapir]

oh i see

[paper gate]

you seem familiar

[hot hinge]

on oneplus devices

[paper gate]

somehow

[naive tapir]

lol

[naive tapir]

aliucord

[paper gate]

@hot hinge

[naive tapir]

probably

[paper gate]

o

[fallow pawn]

Im sleepy

[paper gate]

eep

[hot hinge]

true

[paper gate]

I will go watch Netflix now

[open pasture]

i'm not setting up Apple Music custom lyrics ever again

[fallow pawn]

[sly spear]

That watermelon looks comfy

[paper gate]

ye

[open pasture]

No it would not

[open pasture]

Have you ever tried to lay on a giant sphere before

[fallow pawn]

lol

[open pasture]

It’s not as comfortable as you think

[sly spear]

Yes tf it is

[open pasture]

Testtt

[sly spear]

Yoga ball

[open pasture]

Ok well that’s soft it dosent count

[fallow pawn]

https://youtu.be/5ELAja5xqFQ?si=C-xlOxtZ6k2SA8hH wish this song was available on streaming services

[open pasture]

What’s on the goontube today?

[fallow pawn]

?

[paper gate]

gooncord

samara do you use apple music

[fallow pawn]

I use am and spotify

[paper gate]

I use spotify

[fallow pawn]

and soundcloud

[paper gate]

nini samara

and koi

[hot hinge]

nini

[paper gate]

I will definitely go to sleep and not stay up to 4 am

[elder geyser]

yoooo im back from my break

[paper gate]

nini

[hot hinge]

love u zeeter

[elder geyser]

how's zeet going

[paper gate]

@elder geyser nini

[elder geyser]

zeet whatcha doing with company funds :3

[hot hinge]

dude 120hz is so smooth

[elder geyser]

gnnn

[fallow pawn]

I have apple music and spotify premium dw ❤️

[hot hinge]

buttery smooth fluid amoled display

[fallow pawn]

no

[hot hinge]

60 on the old pixel c and 90hz on the pixel 4

[cerulean lance]

https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rip2xiflg5mwrba

[jolly nexus]

daily shiggy ([e-mail])

it took me 20 minutes to find this endpoint in the docs

Firefish · Mar 31, 2024, 6:18 AM

[hot hinge]

Debug Info:

Discord: 126021
Aliucord: adf80a8 (151 plugins)
System: Android 14 (SDK v34) - aarch64
Rooted: true

[fallow pawn]

Daily shiggy

[hot hinge]

System Info:

Brand: OnePlus
Product: OnePlus8T
Board: kona
Architecture: aarch64
Bootloader: unknown
Rooted: true
OS Version: REL 14 (SDK v34)
Memory Usage: 6.69/12.07GB (5.38GB / 44.58% free)
Uptime: 3:39:55

so nice to have so much ram free

[cerulean lance]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE CALLED /NOTES/CREATE

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

my goal is to make every betterdiscord plugin that is currently not on vencord on vencord

[hot hinge]

make vencord plugin that turns vencord into aliucord

magic

[cerulean lance]

message logger written by lighty in vencord

[hot hinge]

the based

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

corporate vencord 🔥

[winter girder]

lets make betterdiscord obsolete

[fallow pawn]

[cerulean lance]

it already is (ignoring people who dont have a brain)

[fallow pawn]

last time i used bd was when like any client mod just made my client slow down so hard

[cerulean lance]

i found out my crush uses betterdiscord, instant red flag

[winter girder]

"my plugin got taken by vencord "
womp womp

[dense phoenix]

get rotated idiot

[cerulean lance]

@dense phoenix question
imagine you're making an api for a fedi software, what would you call the endpoint that is used to post shit

[dense phoenix]

/tweet

frfr

[winter girder]

"get your ass off twitter cuz it gives you mental illness" 🗣️🗣️

[open pasture]

/toot

[dense phoenix]

[open pasture]

i love twitter

[cerulean lance]

https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rds7wcwraz2wp7s

[jolly nexus]

- ̗̀ vozy ̖́- 🎀 ([e-mail])

at first i thought he was making his own fedi instance, but then i realized that would require more effort than screenshotting comments

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Mar 27, 2024, 7:47 PM

[open pasture]

I LOVE VOZY

MY SIS

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn

yop

[open pasture]

Anime women on TikTok are so mean 😢

[slow brook]

i love this

[cerulean lance]

:3

[slow brook]

anime

[open pasture]

just beg

[cerulean lance]

give back my human rights

[paper gate]

@burnt maple behave or else

[slow brook]

can vouch

[paper gate]

nini

[cerulean lance]

takes away your liver

[hot hinge]

I'm still sad that cta doesn't love me..

[winter girder]

vee is a traitor 💔

[hot hinge]

hiii koi

HOW

[cerulean lance]

it seems like you also sold your brain /j

[hot hinge]

how am I scary

CTA HOW AM I SCARY

[winter girder]

[open pasture]

Can we stop tricking people into having sex with them?

[dense phoenix]

voz

[hot hinge]

guys how am I scary

am I scary

[winter girder]

what.

[cerulean lance]

say boo

[hot hinge]

no :c

[hot hinge]

hiii sunner

[dense phoenix]

im vewy scawy

rawr

[hot hinge]

eek

[dense phoenix]

hey

[slow brook]

i shat myself

[open pasture]

Thinking about it though in any way to get laid you are trying to trick the other person to think you’re good enough

Or maybe you just are

[hot hinge]

[open pasture]

One of the two

But it’s hardly the case that you really are

[winter girder]

are you okay?

[slow brook]

have been unsuccessful so far. the police told me to stop trying

[open pasture]

I’m not saying to bill cosby them

[slow brook]

no obv. is anyone ok

[dense phoenix]

wooo

[open pasture]

Im good i think

[hot hinge]

what should my vencord company name be

I must have ideas

[slow brook]

gay inc.

[hot hinge]

wha

[stone owl]

Shiggy

[modest granite]

Ven & Co

[hot hinge]

perfect

I'm cool now

you're late

ok

[stone owl]

ok

[open pasture]

I want to build my own Fortnite

[stone owl]

Build a McDonald’s

[hot hinge]

I am god

[modest granite]

please make fortnite 2

[open pasture]

How hard can learning the unreal engine be

[hot hinge]

remember

check my roles

[dense phoenix]

great argument, however

[open pasture]

I’m going to build a bigger and better Fortnite where it takes place in a giant mc Donald’s

[hot hinge]

true

[winter girder]

what about me

[fallow pawn]

L+ ratio + im meowing + im purring + ur petting me

[open pasture]

But I have to make it a bootleg McDonald’s so I don’t get a DMCA

[hot hinge]

@jaunty remnant https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1082394566205915256.gif

[winter girder]

i hate you.

[open pasture]

But the entire map is just a giant McDonald’s

[hot hinge]

kittymassage

[open pasture]

Like bigger than the biggest warehouse

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[open pasture]

And when you drop from Ronald’s flying play place you land through the McDonald’s roof

[stone owl]

🇹🇷🙏

[open pasture]

And it’s going to look all cool n shit

[winter girder]

yes. totally early april 1st

[open pasture]

Like you’re going to have explosives below you to blow the roof open

My god it’s all coming together

[stone owl]

Yes I am saying thanks to the 🇹🇷

[hot hinge]

true

[hot hinge]

mm delicious 🇹🇷

[stone owl]

I EAT 🇹🇷

[opal pumice]

@shadow owl welcome back browo

damn no response 😔

[open pasture]

I would never eat ass

And if I were to it’d have to be washed

[stone owl]

🇹🇷🗿

[sly spear]

I'm not sure how i managed this

[stone owl]

I can’t help it it’s just 🇹🇷

You know

[dense phoenix]

a!

pupp...

[open pasture]

Im going to pull out my hair rq

It hurts nvm

[flat kelp]

dog

[stone owl]

Too much Taco Bell?

[open pasture]

Arby’s*

God that horsey sauce is so fucking good

Fuck

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/arbys-all-our-food-keeps-blowing-up-explode-food-food-explode-gif-25266070

[open pasture]

hello chat

[stone owl]

Hello

[open pasture]

I want to eat something

I’m going to eat a bar of soap

Actually I’m going to sleep soon

I don’t want to try and sleep with that flavor in my mouth

And I don’t want to open a new one just to take a bite of it

[stone owl]

Drink 5 bags of coffee

Makes u sleep faster

[open pasture]

Fuck no

Fuck you

[stone owl]

[flat kelp]

if i crank up the stream quality options with fakenitro, everything will be fine?

[open pasture]

Yeah sure

[flat kelp]

nah, i thinked that it may cause some serverside issues (account ban) if you not have nitro

[stone owl]

Maybe

Probably not tho

[open pasture]

Sometimes I wish I was normal but then I wouldn’t have so much fucking swag

[cerulean lance]

fucking spaghetti monster

[flat kelp]

and what it does?

i understood

[cerulean lance]

uploads an image, but since the endpoint doesnt return the url where the image is uploaded i have to do another request that gives me the image

[flat kelp]

and what's the lines on code?

[open pasture]

I love spaghetti

I actually don’t

Actually I do

Yeah it’s a crazy thought

[flat kelp]

взаимоисключающие параграфы

[open pasture]

But when I eat spaghetti by its self it’s honestly so good

Like just the blandness of it is so good to me

It’s like taking a bite of a blank canvas

[west sigil]

hi

[open pasture]

You can find beauty in its purity

No fuck off

I want to chuck a can of soup

Ravioli from soup cans are so good

[slender isle]

.then hell

[crude spear]

mrow

[slender isle]

use await if you can

[main jolt]

limp bizkit mmmfmmfgmh

[pine ginkgo]

no chomik i gone...

[open pasture]

Sexism for a guy is weird

[pine ginkgo]

[open pasture]

And for women too a guess

[hot hinge]

cta hates me

(and no I'm not a ftm femboi)

[open pasture]

That reply kinda looks like that Labron image

[hot hinge]

u do..

u think I'm scary and u don't love me

I'm unwanted

[open pasture]

What the fuck

Anyways what bread has the best texture?

[stone owl]

Wheat bread

Is good

8/10

[open pasture]

I can agree with wheat great having good texture

Especially whole grain

[stone owl]

With hot dogs too

[open pasture]

What?

[stone owl]

Yea

[open pasture]

Like a whole wheat hotdog bun?

[stone owl]

Instead of buns have wheat bread

[open pasture]

Nah fuck no

[stone owl]

Yah

It’s good

[open pasture]

Like you roll it around it?

[stone owl]

Yes

[open pasture]

Maybe I’ll try it for the hell of it

[stone owl]

You should it’s good

👍

[slender isle]

please use await

[flat kelp]

/* 16 in flags becomes 15, so we need to set 16 */
base = base == 15 ? 16 : base;

[stone owl]

Be shiggy

[swift stirrup]

@dense phoenix wasnt sure whether i was really allowed to say this in the support channel or not but thank you graciously.

[flat kelp]

static void debug_vaprintf_handle_char(const char* format)
{
    switch (*format) {
        case '\n':
            /*
             * workaround, replace with more elegant solution later
             */
            debug_puts_no_newline("\n");
            break;

        default:
            debug_putc(*format);
            break;
    }
}

[open pasture]

You can get jiggy with it and shake your PUSSY

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-i-cant-take-this-shh-no-more-jump-off-suicide-gif-15872103

[open pasture]

You act like I’m weird but you post way weirder stuff

Also it’s from that one sack video

Hold on

[cobalt portal]

who ever loves to be polish lmao

it's miserable here if you're queer

nya

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/CKHR3-PL970

❤️

Thats the scene when he was told about the planes slamming into the towers

I think

[dense phoenix]

wait why

[open pasture]

Nice pfp. dogeHaHa

[stone owl]

“Sir they saw the photo “

[open pasture]

As HR you should not support conspirency therorists/theroies whiteskull

One… more… lane…

[stone owl]

So was the stock market crash

[open pasture]

They lost trillions that day

VERY profitable

[stone owl]

Insanely profitable

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-stocks-stock-exchange-up-meme-gif-16350690

[cobalt portal]

as an intern, meow

[open pasture]

Mr. Take yo bitch

Mr. Stretch yo fists

Mr. Steal yo fit

Yeah sure

[odd wave]

i love this specific facial expression in anime its so cute

[open pasture]

You know what I love? Water

Water is the fucking best

[odd wave]

ME 2

dude

there are some people who dont like water

can we fucking murder anyone who doesnt like water

[open pasture]

They’re fucking stupid

[odd wave]

why are the eyes the only not slightly blurry thing in this image

[open pasture]

I mean I wouldn’t go that far

But yeah, water is important

If you don’t think it is you probably should try and reconsider

[slender isle]

they die of dehydration anyway

[odd wave]

True

[open pasture]

Well there’s this one girl that I saw a video on how she only drinks Diet Coke

I don’t think she drinks anything other than Diet Coke

[next warren]

what the fuck

[open pasture]

Yeah, she’s alive though

[open pasture]

Atleast when that video was made

[next warren]

The Vencord Company of Dusseldorf

[open pasture]

Oh nvm

[next warren]

🔥

[open pasture]

how r u not asleep yet

[cobalt portal]

[dense phoenix]

sleep is boring

you just sit

[open pasture]

based

[open pasture]

The video is so fucking loud holy shit

bruh what

u wanna eat my dog?

then pay up

That’s crazy you’d put a price on your dog as a meal

i hate to break it to u but our corp profits margins have been brutally and gruesomly been going down

[open pasture]

duh who wouldn't

Not me tf

$900 for this orange cat as a cooked meal

well #📙-client-mod-wiki

i saw it at one of the local shop

he was biting the water bottles or smth

i think is a she

idk i didnt see the pelvis or the penis

[open pasture]

to confirm their gender

[cobalt portal]

agender cat

[open pasture]

female orange cats go for $900 and male go for $850

is a huge difference

[cobalt portal]

[desert goblet]

hey i need a file hoster that can host my 824 MB mp3 file, along with letting me access the raw link

[open pasture]

us core

[open pasture]

media fire

https://app.mediafire.com/myfiles

[rocky timber]

does someone know the answer for my question in support?im a bit confused rn

[open pasture]

wait for someone to help u

i would help but i got no support role

[rocky timber]

ok

[cobalt portal]

does Mediafire support raw links

[open pasture]

yes i think so

[desert goblet]

i have never seen a singular mediafire raw link

[cobalt portal]

same

[open pasture]

then try this one

https://mega.nz/login

[desert goblet]

EW

FUCK NO.

[open pasture]

it support raw links

[desert goblet]

im never going to mega.

[open pasture]

is not that bad bruh

[desert goblet]

i hate it there.

[open pasture]

https://onedrive.live.com

[desert goblet]

onedrive*

[open pasture]

onedrive and drop box is my main cloud storage apart from my nas

[desert goblet]

i nonowanna

[near ravine]

good

[slender isle]

i believe you can create onedrive raw links

[open pasture]

what is wrong with this channel
i litterly dont even watch them and their stupid azz documentary keeps pooping up on my home page

[near ravine]

mornint

[cobalt portal]

I'd let you host it on our server but 800mb is quite a bit meow

[open pasture]

did that already like a couple of time

[desert goblet]

typically id use catbox here but catbox only goes to 500,,

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant hop on hypixel

[dense phoenix]

i saw that

[desert goblet]

what

[desert goblet]

thats

not how catbox works

[open pasture]

yeah so uh we should start a coop

[cerulean lance]

@jaunty remnant i have a 3 letter account i will sell for 69 bitcoin

[dense phoenix]

nuh uh

[open pasture]

@cerulean lance r u willing to do for $120

[cerulean lance]

hmmm

[cobalt portal]

husk

[open pasture]

husk

this took a while

i take any vaca day

[slender isle]

wheres the sexual harassment investigation

[cerulean lance]

main accountant about to buy a 3 letter minecraft account with company money

[open pasture]

im so lonely so im just asking lol

[open pasture]

uh actuallly

[elder geyser]

this job tiring

[dense phoenix]

arent you supposed to keep the money for tax evasion

[elder geyser]

anyways guys good news we arent in the red anymore

[elder geyser]

arent you supposed to be breaking postgres

[golden marlin]

I CAN'T REACT

[dense phoenix]

already done that

[open pasture]

;/

[somber summit]

i have an issue that more than likely has no easy solution but im going to ask anyways

whenever a zip is attempted to be loaded by android's zip class (which is rarely and only by classloader) it fails with "failed to map central directory: no such device"

is there a way to fix this in any way that doesnt require me finding a different rom

[dense phoenix]

waiting for someone to notice the unsanitized input so they delete everything and i get paid to restore it

cant do much until someone does that

[open pasture]

no, we do now

[quartz musk]

Reporting for work

[rancid skiff]

when did arc take over vencord

[open pasture]

what happened to reactions anyway

[elder geyser]

hey can you edit the db to make it look like zeet didnt spend 12 mil on minky painting?

[fringe drift]

oh no vencord got capitalismd

[dense phoenix]

ok brb

[nocturne bough]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS SEVER

[nocturne bough]

(no one will notice)

[keen junco]

nobody tell ven april 1st is still a day away

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough

[dense phoenix]

see

koi knows

[nocturne bough]

@paper gate

oh right april fools soon

time to work a bit

[paper gate]

hi, what is your position?

[elder geyser]

zeet why did you spend so much company money

[paper gate]

[nocturne bough]

something

[open pasture]

@nocturne bough check #📙-client-mod-wiki

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough Fetch me a cup of water

[somber summit]

@nocturne bough you, resident java person

[elder geyser]

also stop responding to lawsuits with "lol no youre wrong"

[paper gate]

never

only way

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664483917419642921/991794888842682449/moment_1187_240p.mp4

[nocturne bough]

maybe you are pointing wrong path

[steep spire]

Been cord

[nocturne bough]

android paths are a bit horrro

[somber summit]

the issue is its only this device running this rom is the issue

its not even my code

for further context, i cannot use aliucord plugins because of this issue and its fucking annoying

[keen junco]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeau4SUc/

[somber summit]

and the only feasible option i can see is forking aliucord myself and removing the folder plugin deletion shit but thats effort

[paper gate]

goodnight @keen junco see you in your dreams

[keen junco]

goodnight see you in the grave

[next warren]

i just @paper gate

[cerulean lance]

bruh

[next warren]

wokeup

[meager owl]

waht

[somber summit]

im just desperate to attempt to fix this zip issue because its gonna be a while before pyoncord is in a usable state and even then discordrn sucks shit

i know the ultimate answer is "stop using a tablet from 2016" but thats not feasible

[manic rain]

How much more pfp/server name changin 😭

[dense phoenix]

just a bit

the reasonable dose

[pale monolith]

rn runs well on a 2016 tablet? hop on aliu

[dense phoenix]

deadass tempted to learn java to fix shit on aliu

[manic rain]

how much is reasonable cuz when I used to be an admin I changed it like 1-2 times a year

not even the server name just pfp

[somber summit]

read my messages

im on aliucord currently but its just fucking stock because my rom has a fucking broken zip library or some shit

[near ravine]

hello Cynthia

[somber summit]

hi puh

[open pasture]

who pinged me

[near ravine]

hope u doing well

[near ravine]

Me

[dense phoenix]

hai puh

[pale monolith]

ohh okay

[near ravine]

hello sunniee

hope you're doing well, too

[open pasture]

can you send the message again

[near ravine]

I just said "so good" to the persona 3 reload ost

[open pasture]

based

[near ravine]

[somber summit]

i am outside of even using my tablet or phone making me near upset because everything fucking sucks about them

[near ravine]

I said hello back

the heck do you mean

[open pasture]

masquerena may be the cutest yu gi oh card

[quartz musk]

no, ur the cutest Yu-Gi-Oh card

[open pasture]

i need a Persona card game

[open pasture]

high res image hopefully

[pale monolith]

new nick what we thinkin

[desert goblet]

i was bored so i made https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/the-end-is-never

[frank kindle]

I scrolled to the bottom and I have found the end..

I feel SCAMMED.

neds more never end

[near ravine]

you're silly

I will never ping you again

:3

[slow brook]

same except every card is just a different picture of aigis

[open pasture]

is it just me or did my direct messages dissapear

[slow brook]

idk

[chrome grotto]

why company

new logo

!

[unreal siren]

Lethal company

[hollow crow]

Yoooooooooo, WINDOWS 10

Windows 1000000

iewuiewùiui

[eager marsh]

haii

[open pasture]

vencord

[eager marsh]

le vendor

[hollow crow]

vendor: https://source.android.com/docs/core/architecture/vndk

[eager marsh]

woagh... vendor partition..

[warm zenith]

I slept

[odd wave]

twitter

[nocturne bough]

how

[odd wave]

[hollow crow]

WINDOWS 10

Windows 11 is

[nocturne bough]

yop

[modest musk]

meow

[upbeat fractal]

windows 12: We are replacing the start button with windows copilot! Hope you enjoy it! Also we added 300GB of more facebook bloatware.

[open pasture]

Its relly not that bad, why people hating on it

[hollow crow]

<3

[graceful radish]

@hollow crow fbk

[graceful radish]

im gonna become like ntdev

[hollow crow]

🤘🦊🤘

[sly spear]

I will bomb their offices

[graceful radish]

fbk best

[hollow crow]

Waiting for LTSC ...

[upbeat fractal]

Microsoft: we have removed the ltsc builds of windows. And we also added 420TB of google and facebook bloatware.

[steep spire]

Eat breakfast 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[open pasture]

So

Venocrd

Wsp

How your days been

[hollow crow]

become to linux user go go br

[graceful radish]

yk what i actually think will happen

we have rewritten our entire ui in our new pseudo web like framework called edgeview3. it supports a subset of css and html and will break existing applications every rolling release until it dies 4 years later

[jaunty stag]

I swear this server changes the name and icon more often than I change my underwear

[unreal siren]

So never, this server has never changed

[hollow crow]

[jaunty stag]

i mean yes but like

[upbeat fractal]

lmfao

[open pasture]

Bro

Nahh

That didnt sound good

[jaunty stag]

average american reaction

[open pasture]

Amicawwwwwww

[jaunty stag]

aint no way

[rotund thunder]

is there nay way that i can hide timestamps?

[jaunty stag]

i cant

[rotund thunder]

i just hate them a little..

[open pasture]

Ur name

[jaunty stag]

what tiestamps

the ones after your name?

[dense phoenix]

🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅

[rotund thunder]

changed <3

[rotund thunder]

yes yes

[open pasture]

CatKiss

RAHHHH 🦅 🍔 🍟 🔥 🇺🇸 🛒📱

[jaunty stag]

.timestamp_c79dd2 { display: none } in custom css

[rotund thunder]

oh thank you @jaunty stag

also is there an explanation on why these small codes stop working?

[jaunty stag]

what small codes

[open pasture]

Update

[jaunty stag]

like css?

[rotund thunder]

yeah

[jaunty stag]

discord changed class names

[rotund thunder]

ive used the timestamps ones before and they would randomly stop working

[unreal siren]

Discord updated css classes

[jaunty stag]

discord loves doing useless stuff

[open pasture]

Fr

[jaunty stag]

they didnt even add anything 🙏

[hollow crow]

halo

[rotund thunder]

is it the "c79dd2" that changes?

[jaunty stag]

yeah

[rotund thunder]

and how do u find the new one to replace it?

[jaunty stag]

ctrl shift I

[open pasture]

HALLO!!!:D

[jaunty stag]

then inspect on top left of inspect window

hover over the timestamp

[unborn magnet]

Share holder and intern

[jaunty stag]

i forgot no image perms

[unborn magnet]

I guess I’m some sort of trust fund kid now

[rotund thunder]

send on pv

[steep spire]

What cord

[jaunty stag]

your pc cord

pull it

[steep spire]

Furrycord

[open pasture]

capitalism wins again

[rotund ivy]

hi

[uncut escarp]

@pure shore Give me Senior Cat Officer :3.

[cobalt portal]

[empty loom]

what am i seeing

also first time chatting here (woah)

[open pasture]

welcome

if u need a job, contact the management department at @jaunty remnant

[steep spire]

🤓

[open pasture]

29 years

[small bramble]

both equally

[winter girder]

I hate visual studio users

[sly spear]

Is there even any benefit to visual studio

Other than 20 year boot time

[cobalt portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YHNsTF8Ew

[dusty goblet]

Haii

[hollow crow]

Vim user:

[urban elk]

meow

[open pasture]

I USE VSCODE WITH VIM BINDINGS AND EXTENSIONS THAT ALLOW FULL C++ DEBUGGING AND BUILD MANAGEMENT

I AM THE MOST POWERFUL OF EVERYONE. THEY ALL COWER BEFORE ME

[sudden sun]

meow

[open pasture]

i do find it funny how I went from vscode to neovim then back to vscode but modified to work like the editor i was already using

its like hammer user syndrome

if a person used to the Hammer level editor attempts to use literally any other mapping tool they will inevitably take action to modify it to work as similarly to Hammer as possible out of familiarity and fear

[floral cargo]

lol

[lavish relic]

hii

[open pasture]

hii :333

[dusty goblet]

Haiii

[modest musk]

.s

[fading lance]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4GPne3vf5okCDszbmeCUZz

[modest musk]

.w

[graceful radish]

this is probably the most accurate development cycle ive ever seen

[open pasture]

ngl i love this experiment

[small bramble]

why is this so accurate

[dusty goblet]

Ngl I wanna kill that experiment

[open pasture]

yeah yada yada yada

[graceful radish]

unity integration

so u can write shit on shit

[small bramble]

Ngl I wanna kill that experiment

ftfy

[sly spear]

Visual studio code works with unity

I use it

[graceful radish]

oh what

how good is it

i remember it being kinda half assed years ago

[sly spear]

It works fine, no complaints

It doesn't have the ai autofill thing that vs has

But i was never really bothered about that

[subtle raven]

oH MY FUCKING GOD WHOSE IDEA WAS TO MAKE A PARODY OF THE FUCKING BROWSER COMPANY

[wooden socket]

urepppeuogy4ewgiufigue

[wooden socket]

brit detected ⚠️

[steep spire]

vencod

[wooden socket]

no this is betterdiscord if you cant read

[steep spire]

Banning you right now

[wooden socket]

pls no

[steep spire]

sorry

[odd wave]

OH GOD

OH GOD

ITS MELTING

PIT IT I MN HSHADE

[wooden socket]

did you guys see discord animated the buttons

for gift, gif, stickers

[small bramble]

https://thebrowser.company/ arc jumpscare

[sudden sun]

true

[subtle raven]

I ain't brit tho 😭

[open pasture]

yeah

[subtle raven]

The only right way to use discord smh

[wooden socket]

firefox >

[subtle raven]

Arc + discord + vencord is a banger combo

[dusky saffron]

i literally always forget this server exists

[subtle raven]

I mean yes but Arc has more features

[wooden socket]

real

[small bramble]

i have tried arc
not really a fan

[wooden socket]

i have not tried arc

i should go eat my kitkat easter egg

[dusky saffron]

lmao

[subtle raven]

Better than chrome and safari that's for sure

At least imo

[wooden socket]

i used chrome until like

january

then switched to firefox

[open pasture]

i use floorp

[wooden socket]

why is clyde ai bot here

@shadow owl

[dusty goblet]

Why not :3

[steep spire]

they killed clyde

[open pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrt7q6QKF5o

[steep spire]

LEWANDOWSKI

can you guys believe he got fired bc of that 😭

(i actually have no clue)

[sudden sun]

time for genshin since i haven’t played in a while

@open pasture this looks so cool

[hollow jackal]

long time no see

aka like 8 hours

[wooden socket]

how to get image perms

[sudden sun]

lol

[steep spire]

why tho

why would you eat food

[wooden socket]

food

[small bramble]

love

[steep spire]

ive been in this server for over 93 years

(I have 1,8k message)

[sudden sun]

unfortunately our game does not work properly, this term acts weird

[keen junco]

@hollow jackal long time see

[hollow jackal]

yeah

did you miss me

[small bramble]

guh vello demo just freezes itself after like 5 minutes of running

[raw panther]

@hollow jackal was the best employee 😭

[candid blaze]

Thank god Signal has usernames now

[candid blaze]

what happened to u

[hollow jackal]

long story

[candid blaze]

guh

[lime talon]

this is incredible

[near ravine]

:shiggy

[modest musk]

this timeee this timeee things will work out just fine

we wont let you sliiip awayyy

[sudden sun]

[modest musk]

:3

meow

[chilly oar]

Lol you really renamed modmail to HR at the end

[jaunty stag]

average hsr moment

[sudden sun]

@burnt maple hiii

[modest musk]

the

[dusty goblet]

@hollow jackal hi I invaded your country

Send help

[hollow jackal]

thanks

[small bramble]

i need the lore

[hollow jackal]

gangstalkers in my walls basically

[small bramble]

i see

[dense phoenix]

?????

59????

[small bramble]

59 C

husk

[dusty goblet]

The sensor is probably exposed to the sun lmao

[raw panther]

yeah gotta be

[dusty goblet]

It's 31 here tho

So hot (I'm used to 12)

[small bramble]

should probably clarify 12°C

[next warren]

should probably cancel F

[steep spire]

gusy do you ikiow

[west sigil]

[dense phoenix]

is that valo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1097098050918432839.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[graceful radish]

sign from god to quit val

:3

[west sigil]

valorant already gave me a sign to commit >:

[dusty goblet]

Now find me @burnt maple

[candid blaze]

WHAT

[hollow jackal]

yeah

[west sigil]

ee

[candid blaze]

the hell u mean

[west sigil]

basically what valorant is telling me

[candid blaze]

(If ur uncomfortable on explaining it just don’t )

[sly furnace]

Where'd all the oiled up women go

[hollow jackal]

what

[dense phoenix]

sanest whitename

[keen junco]

Ain't no way LTT uploaded the April Fools video one day early https://youtu.be/sB1XQYDbzOE

[golden marlin]

I'm dangerous and should be securely contained underground

[small bramble]

me when i learn about a linux related vuln and yap about it, im so cool

[lime talon]

love is in the air? WRONG! HYDROCHLORIC ACID

[jaunty stag]

lol

[keen junco]

You are done for

[lime talon]

that's something i actually said to a friend once

[karmic kelp]

lol i love the arc parody, their shit is wack

[keen junco]

Well, you won't say it again when I'm done with you

[lime talon]

what the fuck are you gonna do to me

[keen junco]

Put you five feet under the ground

[hollow jackal]

1 gegobait

[jaunty stag]

crazy

still better than discord

[lime talon]

why and how

[keen junco]

Because I can and with my willpower

wysi

[lime talon]

you won't be alive by the time you're done trying

[keen junco]

Bold claims

[viral cape]

727

[lime talon]

meh, pretty reasonable claims

[viral cape]

ONE GEGIBYT

[keen junco]

Chicken bones are gonna break trynna punch me

[viral cape]

steam very much bloated software

[lime talon]

why would I try punch you

[keen junco]

Or whatever you have planned to fight back with

[viral cape]

i like the feature when you try to fullscreen a video in steam it will give you an epileptic seizure

[lime talon]

how good are you with cold temperatures?

[graceful radish]

xz

[jaunty stag]

people totally gonna say linux is insecure after that

[small bramble]

xd

[graceful radish]

this is probably the most bs take

[jaunty stag]

average windows user statement

[graceful radish]

wdym

[keen junco]

I'm not a Metroid so I think I should be good

[jaunty stag]

i meant the sentence I said

not yours

[graceful radish]

o

[small bramble]

omg omg linux is so insecure, a random unpaid person made a messy wessy in a project they've been thanklessly maintaining for ages
ong so insecure

[lime talon]

how about to the point that the very air starts to liquidise

[viral cape]

meanwhile microsoft windows has a feature where it sends your encryption keys to microsoft

[next warren]

fire

[small bramble]

the funniest of all is it was detected due to a 500ms lag

[viral cape]

yes lmfao

[graceful radish]

how to make windows vulnerability
step 1. create "pc optimiser"
step 2. enable auto update
step 3. wait until enough users

[small bramble]

i cannot imagine caring enough to investigate if my stuff runs 500ms slower

like

[graceful radish]

i find that funny too

its half a second

[small bramble]

you've got to be crazy

[graceful radish]

and the guy is "not a security researcher"

[small bramble]

wild

[keen junco]

Doesn't really work on human skin because the body's heat results in the air turning gaseous again, creating a protection layer

[graceful radish]

and somehow uncovered the entire injection path

its not that trivial

it takes time and solid effort holy

[viral cape]

my quickcss:

[lime talon]

the cold directly touches the skin

[candid blaze]

I didn’t expect Microsoft workers to be that concerned with speed

[lime talon]

but even so good luck living at temps that cold

[small bramble]

for a company which works on ms teams
yeah

[lime talon]

on Windows this is considered fast

[small bramble]

i dare say discord performs better than whatever teams was

im glad i had to use it no more than 2 years

[candid blaze]

I never used Teams

[lime talon]

it does by a large margin

[small bramble]

discord becomes shittier day by day
not long till it reaches teams level

[fallow pawn]

[viral cape]

fuck i remember how teams was something you NEEDED to have multi tabs in purely because of how going out of a file tab would take you to the root dir of the files page

[weak wharf]

wtf happened to the server name and icon again?

[unreal siren]

nothing

its normal

[steep spire]

AAHAH HWAHT

[viral cape]

Welcome to the Vencord Company. Please contact HR for any questions.

[steep spire]

HOW ARE YOU SILVEr

[weak wharf]

does vee live in düsseldorf or why is it "the vencord company of düsseldorf"?

[jaunty stag]

ignore im stealing this emoji

[viral cape]

idk

[steep spire]

ich spriche insht

[jaunty stag]

my german teacher would kick you

[steep spire]

shut up

[weak wharf]

if you're trying to speak german why don't you go to #🇱🇺-deutsch-german?

[steep spire]

Ive been learing it for 8 years

[jaunty stag]

"trying" 😭

crazy hidden insult

[west sigil]

I DONT KNOW

[steep spire]

want me to boost you to like diamond?

[west sigil]

boost me out of silver

or carry me out of silver

i cant w this rank

i got headshot 2 times through smokes

[weak wharf]

i wouldn't insult anyone because of that

[steep spire]

this isnt how you rank up

blaming it on luck

[west sigil]

im not blaming

im confused how

[small bramble]

aimbot

[west sigil]

no

cant be aimbot or walls

[steep spire]

you in usa or eu

[hollow jackal]

esp and triggerbot

[steep spire]

nopr

🤓

[hollow jackal]

triggerbot is a lot more effective than aimbot

you can be sneaky with it

[west sigil]

team letting me do all work and dont help D:

[steep spire]

suuuuuuuure... ?

[west sigil]

eu

[steep spire]

what servers you on?

[hollow jackal]

silent aimbot doesn't work on valve games anymore, if you use aimbot it's gonna be very obvious

[west sigil]

atm idk i switch between stockholm n frankfurt

[steep spire]

we arent talking about valve games thoooo

[west sigil]

inconsistent ping

[hollow jackal]

oh i thought it was cs2

[steep spire]

eh i would get 44 instead of 2 so why not I can help you

[west sigil]

u get 2 ping..?

[open pasture]

welcome back :D

[steep spire]

on warsaw servers yeah

[west sigil]

i get pushed by 4 enemy :D

[west sigil]

wtf

[hollow jackal]

triggerbot can be detected if you spectate someone, but not that many people know it even exists

[hollow jackal]

hi!

[open pasture]

[steep spire]

fast intereters

[west sigil]

share internet wtf

[steep spire]

but slow upload and download speeds

[steep spire]

come to pooland

[west sigil]

or u just live hella close to servers

no wonder ur diamond if u can see the enemy peek before it happens on their screen

[steep spire]

I am radient 💀

[west sigil]

wat

[steep spire]

I can boost you to diamond but no higher

[hollow jackal]

best way to closet cheat is tf2 pyro

[steep spire]

bc then its almost impossible to boost and I dont boost people usually

[unreal siren]

i can boost you to the lowest

[steep spire]

I just play on my friends account sometimes when I wanna play with someone whos lower rank

[small bramble]

fr*nch

[steep spire]

EW

[west sigil]

well fuck me then i just got fucking 180 flicked

[steep spire]

ok important thing. If youre playing valorant rn turn off discord.

Focus on the game instead of watching youtube and listening to music.

[west sigil]

got discord muted

only tab if waiting for round start or dead

[steep spire]

dont

focus entirly on the game

[west sigil]

alr

[steep spire]

look at the other team is playing

[sudden sun]

meow

[steep spire]

youre a chip

[west sigil]

@steep spire

[steep spire]

nice!

good job!

[west sigil]

now need to get gold then hopefully it becomes a little easier cuz silvers r scary

[empty tulip]

hello everyone

[open pasture]

hola

[empty tulip]

hru doing troll

[open pasture]

currently ill, hru

[empty tulip]

I'm good

[open pasture]

good to hear

[empty tulip]

ty

[sudden sun]

gm

[slender rover]

yeah okay im leaving

[sudden sun]

@empty tulip meow

[empty tulip]

yay

[open pasture]

u have been demoted to one of my low eliete employees

[sudden sun]

downgraded my discord because discord fucked up emoji and media drawer gestures

[lavish relic]

hii

[empty tulip]

discord always ruining the fun

[empty tulip]

hello

[novel pebble]

bocc

[candid blaze]

chaos;head noah is so expensive ffs

🏴‍☠️ will reign

[hollow jackal]

yus

[fallow pawn]

program

[candid blaze]

people

choose

what should I play first

• Danganronpa V3
• Doki Doki Literature Club Plus!
• CHAOS;HEAD NOAH

[hollow jackal]

c;h

don't even think about the other 2

especially not ddlc

[candid blaze]

why

[hollow jackal]

chaos;head clears

[candid blaze]

I like Danganronpa but haven't played V3 yet

[candid blaze]

oki

do you think it's playable on touch screen due to being a VN or should I use a controller

[hollow jackal]

if it can simulate a mouse1 click, yeah

[pine zephyr]

Dangaronpa

[candid blaze]

[candid blaze]

I think it's available for the Switch too
So I could emulate the Switch ver instead of doing Wine + Box64 trickery on Android

oh true i can just remote play my PC

[hollow jackal]

get the coz patch for switch tho

if you do that

either way get coz patch

[candid blaze]

coz patch?

[hollow jackal]

c;h noah official translation is horrible

[hollow jackal]

fan patch

[paper gate]

[candid blaze]

what about pc ver

[hollow jackal]

https://sonome.dareno.me/projects/chn-patch.html

there's both pc and switch

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow im in love with the artist u suggested :D

https://open.spotify.com/track/38gkdBi4X4mNmGaRDAVGQh

[candid blaze]

oh ok

i should get CoZ on pc too then?

[open pasture]

1 of my favs now

[candid blaze]

is it me or steins;gate has the best character design out of all science adventure games

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hii

[hollow jackal]

chaos;child has the best designs

[candid blaze]

how

characters on CC so ugly

[hollow jackal]

i would like huke's designs if he didn't draw okabe like an alien

[west sigil]

yeah im going back to silver 2

[candid blaze]

fuck no

this is fire

[hollow jackal]

his sprite is fine

cgs however

he looks awful in them

sasuga norose !

[candid blaze]

HORROR

[hollow jackal]

worst take ever