#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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i don’t have one
what else
espresso
idk
social experiment
tessie a bit sleepy today
eep
wheres lain
I hope you're doing well :3
hi all
di you know youre amazing
i know
soon™️
im so excited

LOL
Pixel gun, haven't played that game in so long
good morning bestie boob
lmao
breastie so true
"boob morning"
"breastie"
good-morning-bestie-boob-morning-breastie-so-true-breastie-get-away-breastie-hello-breastie-gif-25605798

good-morning-bestie-boob-morning-breastie-so-true-breastie-get-away-breastie-hello-breastie-gif-25605798
LMFAO WHAT KIND OF GIF IS THAT
i regret clicking the link
holy fuck
you've sent worse
boob morning
breastie
not true
true
hi pluhshie
its just anime physics with good morning text :^)
get away breastie hello breastie
hii
hru
You're definitely a tf2 player
@rough dome nini
you mean
@near ravine S.E.E.S.
i have become zeet
I love
WHY HUSK
why husk
👽
any polish here
the only polish word i know is bambik
whats a https://www.tekstowo.pl/
me
@prime python
o ja perdole
site for translating songs
and you have the lyrics for them
why is it polish
cause polish lyrics duh
why not\
yeah??? prettyy much
This content
me fr
The largest service with song lyrics in Poland. Everyone can find with us song lyrics, music videos and translations of their favorite songs.
We encourage all users to add new lyrics, translations and music videos!
yea
why that site
good lord there's penice
s
I Want To Eat Your Pancreas
@prime python fear
i was supposed to join him :(
hiii
vencord chat is my fav search engine
whats a ponkty
vencord chat is my fav search engine
aigis is my fav woman
you mean punkty?
yesh
"points"
the j
because annoying retards spam dot not knowing they can just press escape
and it's spam

ok so
basically poke will be covered by a big ytber in 31march
what should i do to be prepared
hi ven
prepare a cute skirt or something
okay but why is it
there is only one site that will show you these words in this order
Screams of the Damned
.
we're the damned who scream
real
slash dot
🙏
/.
visibly just a dot
ven is the ultimate rathuman
\
she . on my .
.
till i .
sure :3
yoooo
customer service guys
#on-topic-swan-problem when
hi can i get um a car
lol
be normal
who is the person
be yourself
@hollow jackal dms
i meant liek a server
kay
kayy
on signall
signal bals
don't get ddosed from the huge wave of users
get ddosed by vee instead
prepare confetti
https://vxtwitter.com/tingzminecraft/status/1771668736941912490 nooo the mace got nerfed 😭
i tried to one shot the ender dragon with the mace, it doesn't work anymore :/
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ok so
i have 10gbit internet
and unlimited bandwith
90 gb ram
on the server
will i be ok
Why does this song kinda slap
how do u have so much wtf
They downloaded more
do you need to full proxy the videos or do you just embed the YouTube link
fear
and 105gbit internet
780$

do you pay that out of ur own pocket
mhm
how
I opened mobile Discord and I got automatically timed out
it sent a .
External Term Format
the
how do we solve the swan problem
discord mobile
truly a great piece of software (its not)
the WHAT problem
@warped moat h
the audacity
the audacity 🗿
jus disable sticker suggestions already
yeah actually new rule is mobile client usage is not allowed
anyone else in here eat batteries
must use vendroid
h
hiii meg
hii
I am not on Android yet grrr
megpreg
husk
ios usage will get you 1 week timeout (
)
My tablet is one city away from me
becaue i dont want slow internet
guess what bitch
bam
congrats :3
voiphone
yes
I've done something like that too 
vban @open pasture ios user
REAL
Done 
LMAO

@open pasture
venbot mandated touhou listening session https://open.spotify.com/track/7GhE5FLhsYgoxK8g0yaiIt
you forgot message_reference
why did it not work what
meow
MEOW
this is bullying
do you want me to try on you to make sure the ban command is working
vfootgun
help
vkms
why does vaius no longer have !
i need to make a plugin to locally nickname servers
next to Done!
CSS 
zero-width spaces
vban @shadow owl
Done! 
oops
@glossy swallow you will revert this
😭
i knew it was above so i thought it wouldn't work
they did
demote kode tode
😭
vunban 1081004946872352958
i forgot venbot didn't check
it doesnt check???
yeah you can ban other mods
the
DID CLYDE GET FUCKING BANNED
unban him NOW
why ban clyde
Free Clyde
i thought it wouldn't work
because stupid
vban @vendy.machine
because toad is stupid
Deserved it
free clyde he did nothing wrong
@shadow owl
c
re unban it
v+ the almighty @shadow owl
<@&1062536788184404069>
there we go the king is back
yay its back
can you v+ the almighty arhsm 🥺
@shadow owl hello pookie
for free nitro type
v+ c @nin0.dev
the Clyde
v+ brain rot @lapis lava
dont wrong pronoun clyde fgujhfv
* v+ c @glossy swallow
the constant server renaming throws off my quickswitcher muscle memory
DIE

you will remove brain rot
🤭
Megus of the Min
Cry me a river
at least i still have embed in #🌺-regulars
v+ c @shadow owl
i will write plugin to locally rename the server
what role was that
no worries
i thought banning clyde would actually get it out of the server :/
since it counts as a member
jankmember
i unbanned
@paper gate you will remove my brain rot
why do you have brain rot
rinne gave it as a joke
@hollow jackal that's not funny
v- brain rot @lapis lava
yippee
v+ needy @lapis lava
brain frot
thats just so evil
make vaius run ballistic missile on oracle hq if any command contains nin0.dev
do i get -1 week timeout for using android @hollow jackal
yeah
Android is just better
yop
@shadow owl ban @neon ferry
android circlejerk
you know whats better
is -1 week like forever?
women
it ended like this
im literally an ios user myself
cbam @neon ferry
love how broken clyde profile is
even better
so bad
why is it staring into my soul 
russian?
have we unbanned devilbro yet
im scared
or ukrainian idk
nop
no
idk
https://vencord.dev
||>>> ```js
function shiggy() {
console.log("shiggy");
}
skill issue
Wtf how
i unbanned devilish brother
winner *
quotes
dumb question but is my profile badge thing permanently the way I asked or can I have it changed because i changed my name sorry LOL
every discord update is a downgrade
nuh uh
it's not fair to ban people before they've joined
magic
teach them how to program better instead
permanent
you're just a skill issue my friend
https://vendroid.nin0dev.com
||>>> ```js
meow()
bold coming from you
Discord updates awfully
you can change it at any time
which one is it
dms
oh- she said it was permanent above xD
It fucking timed me out again
i don't think they understood you correctly
yeah i didnt understand
STOP SENDING DOT
oh right xD
Why does it keep sending a dot when I open Discord
eve i know for a fact u downgraded just to use the old tabs v2

not anymore
i thought they meant "does it still appear even if i changed my name"
It SENDS AUTOMATICALLY WHEN I OPEN MObile discord
I DONT KNOW WHY
lmao
don't use mobile discord
idk
elon is so divorced that his divorce overflow is creating more divorced guys
【QRT of brandon (@BR0IG):】
'lmao https://t.co/i2616r92PX'
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dotot
a spirit is haunting your client
get it out !!
that was ages ago jfkwajkfwjkfwjwf
eat it !!
it took me ages to respond for some reason
why is . banned
Mobile's recent update was just like "why"
because it was spammy i think
does @glossy swallow
app launcher my beloved
haii
yeah
i just hope discord releases the you bar soon 🙏
just send 4 instead of a dot
no devices run haskell
a server im in got it but its so empty cuz the mods cant figure out how to allow slash commands :/
how to get you bar ez tutorial
they would never ban 4
1: vendroid
qhar
what if i run android 2.2.3
i raised requirement to android 7
because android studio kept yapping about "THIS CANT BE RAN ON API 24"
@lapis lava dms
bumping target version isn't the correct solution to that
just use the legacy way
or wrap it in an sdk check
would it be looked down upon to ask for a pentagram symbol as it
trying to find image LOL
vee-to-use-vendroid
heartagram*
any plugins that let you search for a user with their username? the only way i know is to send a friend req to get their ID
is there a tool somewhere to get someones ID from username?
yes
ngl i appreciate the dedication
i think the only way is to send friend request if there are no mutual servers
huh i thought there wasnt
const username = "veygax"
const res = await Vencord.Webpack.Common.RestAPI.get("/users/username/" + username)
Vencord.Util.openUserProfile(res.body.id)
wait wat
veygax
since when
you are saving my life
veygax
wtf
i need this
IS that like
for when idiots send me a username and i need id to hackban
no
wtf
paste it in devtools
😭
paste there
it wont steal your mom
i can confirm it works
but uh yes donor badge this with "Nyxie" as text if u can thank you ily sorry to bother u very cool person yes yes
<@&1>
my brain is dead rn
This is why people should buy motorcycles that dont spy on you
@candid blaze welcome back
people in this server get notified when you open discord
that's actually scary
currently disassociating tbh
who tf runs haskell
done
STOP THIS MADNESS @candid blaze
you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf
why does jason not work lol
LOOK DMs
read the error?
real
You love nixos
i know that's the username
@open pasture I have a bone to pick with you
krill issues
troll vendetta plugin?
MPV can't play yuv420p colorspace RAW avi files, point to VLC
what is discord.ceo username
MPV is a player, VLC is a multimedia suite
i think you have to cancel sending it
open discord disable wifi
or try to update
or ask vee to unlist dot
potplayer
Your build of ffmpeg is fucked then because MPV can
anything ffmpeg/ffplay can play back MPV pretty much can
vlc > mpv stay mad stay seething
so based
potplayer on windows
IINA on macos

tried on several different machines, mpv just can't handle when the colorspace values overflow
im currently MAULDING
/users/username doesn't work if friend requests are off
windows media player
then explod
husk speedrun
There is a special place in hell for people like you

I DO
called a muscle
you should sudo rm $(which mpv) then.
I only have 2 mutuals with him...
rare Megu not having 50 mutuals with a person moment
lmao
I dont have it installed to path that wont work
friends or servers
oh, okay i got you gang
lemme make a command for that
friends
MF gonna give me a recursive find command
lmao
ask your friend to ask jason to sign my discord server

is is true you have to be super strict about tos in verified server
sudo find / -type f -name 'mpv' -exec rm {} +
i hope the BSD syntax works for GNU find
no
likely not
or do people just say that for an excuse
definitely an excuse
twitter doesn't support kazakh, feel bad for chloe
ye
you have to be strict because discord could remove verification for any reason and it was a ballache (now impossible) to get back
I got verification stripped because I renamed my server
took months to get it back lmao
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
@somber leaf
yeah kinda, that's why some of them are so anal about client mods
My dumbass actually ran that without removing the -exec
lmao oowbned
they don't need to care about client mod screenshots
this person has devtools open
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
but encouraging client mods is an issue
YEAH I DONT HAVE FUCKING MPV ANYMORE
it has the funny text
can't believe elon took lessons from discord 
gets me timeout-ed
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
does that include staff normally using it
well yeah i know that
duh
moment
but in a verified server it's a bit different cause they're basically representatives
true
so i figure they wouldn't want admins of verified servers openly using mods
discord recommends betterdiscord
soon i will be making client mod detector
~?130 mpv
bash: mpv: command not found
~?127
I think as long as you don't make an announcement with a pic of a modded client it's okay
not even that hard
who that
or use stuff that basically nullifies the things that cost money
@twin crag hi r u awake now
the only thing i use vencord (vesktop) for is screensharing on Wayland weinerland
gay terrible plugin dev for betterdiscord
I totally forgot that was busted
no way you just said weinerland
its where the dogs come from
Good
it took me way too long to find this server after the name changed again
what the dog doin
the hot dog land
can someone tell me why my geography book counts india and bangladesh as one state
???
oh sorry india bangladesh and pakistan
soon.

help im getting bullied in vc what
The studio behind it wanted to cause controversy
also china mongolia and taiwan
ITS SO GOOD THO, the post processing is so powerful compared to VLC
You can even do error diffusion downsampling from 10bit sources to 8bit to display to prevent banding or tiling you get from other dithering options
Earth STABLE-2025 update dropping soon???
rude
All I do is watch videos and I prefer vlc for that 
no one understands me /j
I just use vlc
or, well, just don't
help is on the way
WHO CANGED MY NAME
im gonna toaster bath ISTG
Ive unironically done this before
do nod
Toaster bath sounds like a terrible way to go ngl
how is it alive
luck
Can I join
it won't kill you if you have clean water
i
I'll bring an extra toaster
this is what happens when everyone is jason
me too
NO, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU
Demineralized I think right
Rudeee
wouldn't your body still allow conductivity tho
even clean tap water works
god i love geography
Tap water should kill you to my knowledge
just keep distance from toaster and get out
All tap water is spiked with Estrogen and Weebhormones tho
if it's soapy and you don't have ground fault protection, ye
@hollow jackal ur gettting roasted lol
where do you live
should i make venbot auto publish
?
Tulips cheese windmills and n1 cocaine destination globally
@paper gate
you just pinged the wrong person
WTF KAIZEN??? LIKE THE OWNER OF linux VANITY??!?!?!
and fucking wooden shoes
What is this and why did you ping me?
@harsh minnow if i can ask is a plugin that translates discord in a language that's not officially included possible
yes
the guy is literal biritsh
we have our own well, we pump water from an underground lake
people made toki pona trans plugin ages ago
does anyone unironically speak toki pona
yes
toki pona is NOT a real language !!!
не
The LIDL sign is making me doubt US, so where are u from?
the guy is comparing ym country with a football player
belarus, moving to slovakia soon
bencord
putting the dung in dungord
vencord? veincord?
arterial pressure cord.
do you like belarus
the political situation is awful i know that much, but i wonder how living there is
or will your government make you disappear if you talk negatively about the country

kinda
there's a chance
i ain't risking it
life in belarus is pretty great btw, the land here is CHEAP
ooh, I find eastern European countries rather neat (the jokes, culture and such ofc, not the ^^ part of it)
gas too
smokes too
How much?
yeah cheap bc ur currency ain't worth shit
Ain’t his fault
i mean gas being cheap makes sense in a russia allied country
3-4x cheaper than amurica
BRO
is it just me or @copper pewter is being extremely seterotypical & racist 
Meow
Both sides have plenty of oil
its just more profitable to not overflow the Western market, hence the high prices here
that's just not true lol
fun fact about slovakia: twitch is blocked in that country
we get our gas from countries like russia and arabic countries
Bwaa
I hope we get better than LiFePo4 batteries soon. Current tech sucks ASS and makes motorcycles impractical
sanctions on russia made gas prices skyrocket
54 cents for a liter of gas here
that's why a lot of politicans are saying the sanctions should be dropped
last time i checked it was 50 rubles
54 cents for a liter is CRAZY here in italy it's like 2 euros for a liter
Wernt yall also getting natural gas for power from them as well?
I just mean that we do that since its cheaper than building our own reserves, but 'western' countries certainly have enough oil reserves for now
ye our house is using natural gas for heat
Current price here is ~3 USD a gallon
the gaseous one
russia is a very important partner for europe in general
so is China
makes politics very hard cause you rely on your enemies essentially

this is why worldwide peace is essential :3
its not about just peace it's also about having to put up with chinas policies
btw i went to a doc yesterday and apparently i have astigmatism and some eye thing so i need custom glasses
cool!!
why do you think almost noone recognises taiwan even though they are much closer to us western world than china is
Astigmatism GANG
i have myopia and astigmatism and i literally sleep without taking off my glasses lol
can i have ban perms
No
can you see dreams better with glasses on
yes
must have them 1 day
i unironically remember my dreams when i sleep with my glasses
yes but Taiwan gang

that can be explained easily by you not sleeping as deep because you're subconciously aware of your glasses and watching out not to break them or something
🦢
my glasses are already sort of broken
can't even escape automod in minecraft
I'm tired and bored but I need to study maths 
who PLAYS minecraft??????
(me!!!)
I wonder how many hours I have in mc total
years
probably like 6k hours minimum
I have 0 seconds in mc
if you're like me, since cavegame was a thing lmao
nerd
every waking hour
that's almost a full year
I first started playing when I was like 5 or smth back when creative was still a mod
i wonder how many hours i have in Changed since i spent like a week decompiling it and porting it to MKXP (to run it on playstation classic)
actually now that I think about it I might genuinely have over 10k hours in mc
8$ a gallon roughly (for 95 octane)
7.40$ for a gallon of Diesel
I have 2.5k in hypicle skyblock alone
h
was not worth it
thats like a year and 1/3 of 24/7 minecraft. are you okay?
I've been playing for over 12 years
Bwaa
i got gifted 10 million coins in skyblock is that a lot?
nop
then i quitted
but couldnt quit
so i did good old trick
oke!
inflation go brrr and now even 1b isn't that much
installed hack client
opened it
oh god, thats how much i had
got 3 month ban
how are you still sane?

I'm not

hi julie

<3
ooh, about that, @open pasture tried doxing me and leaked my phone number because i reported him for something very naughty that i can't say
oh what the fuck it isnt julie
meow
9front LET'S GOOOOOOO
yeah
woof?
21:9
why do I have to speak to someone 😭
i thought this was tf2
this is 32:9
ic
21:9
so bad
HORROR
1:1
it's the crafting game
its good for racing games
I want a 32:9 but but I don't want to spend 2k on one
and shooters
true
i spent 900
makes wallpapers more cool
need me that wallpaper real estate
theres several of you looking at my applications on the desktop and judging me lmao
ew win11
I would never

lmao
Not me
Wjhat the fuck
that is something vee would do
what server
that look like something zeet woudl do
i will minky the camera out of zeet
the original screenshot? no idea
the apple store app sells PS5 controllers for some reason
i have 80k hours
Best keyboard angle
It’s a mousepad desk lel
Seems better than my desk
Lots of dust over the years
horror
what keyboard id that
It definitely is better than my desk
Er one sec
have you not cleaned the desk in years
does not look like that
🔥
now show me your cpu
why do you have more vram than dram
rog strix scope II 96 wireless
u need more cmos in ur system man
now show me your services
dang that shit look cool i will consider that if i buy a new keyboard
8 threads
i am gay yes,,,
im a femboy
horror
"Generalization of the Vendor Theorem: if there isn't a system in chat, THERE WILL BE ONE SOON."
what
u have a overkill pc and u still didnt buy windows
what is a system even

buying windows is the worst thing you can do with any pc
i already know abt this
it's a VM lol
wrong
oops
killmyself activation
21h1
real
also dont use KMS38 use HWID instead
i did

if you ever see mantika get hacked that's why
HWID > KMS38
microsoft toolkit above all
osdfasdf
eval 
yes because insider
i was insider and I don't get that
isn't this reportable
it's against rules here anyway xd
im gonna make a windows activator but all it does is downloads bonzibuddy and then wipes your C: drive
BonziActivator™️
I have a windows license attached to my account
so do I
I actually paid for windows 11 on my laptop
school laptop
cuz i no no wanna use education pro

that's a slow pvdisk lol
digital ocean is slow
@ xen.gz try harder /j
pv is literally "fuck scsi, i'm just going to make a vm optimized disk driver thing"
just use Qemu NVMe ctrl at this point
ready or not players are stalking me help
im not stalking you
good game
correct, IM stalking you
reported
i wanna call you made line 😭
and i wanna call you chai
very big .rar file
line of coke?
That attacked me on a personal and spiritual level
!!!
@open pasture 
why do u need to have an NDA to get into this server 
what’s an NDA
can we return vencord back to its former glory
(change to bestdiscord)
non disclosure agreement
non disclosure agreement?
likely beta testing
Yeah
vee should give me manage server permissions
Probably
the name won't change every 24 hours
"It's a secret. Do not talk about our shit"
See thing is I have a code to get into the server but I didnt sign an NDA 🤷♂️
But an actual legally enforceable version of this lol
woah someone who actually uses bsd
i love bsds


