🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cerulean lance]

it means "shut the fuck up"

[dusty goblet]

Help I spotted an old classmate

[sly spear]

Run

[cerulean lance]

go over to them, tell them you had a crush on them for a long time and ask them out. they will get weirded out and leave
simple

[open pasture]

Throw skittles at them

[stone owl]

mms?

[errant chasm]

Throw brick at head

[dusty goblet]

A: its a guy
B: no

[dusty goblet]

I need to be on this bus..

[cerulean lance]

A: you're gay
B: yes

[errant chasm]

[errant chasm]

Just do what i said

[sly spear]

Run next to the bus

[fallow pawn]

[dusty goblet]

A: im trans
B: hell no

[cerulean lance]

A: i choose your gender/sexuality
B: yes

[errant chasm]

Throw brick at head

[open pasture]

What

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

🧱

[errant chasm]

Silly

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[errant chasm]

@paper gate hiii

[dusty goblet]

A: i will murder you :3

[cerulean lance]

if you touch me i will make you cishet

[open pasture]

🌬️🧱

[bold wren]

not bad but no

@paper gate

[open pasture]

y hyfetch

[cerulean lance]

actually based

[open pasture]

fastfatch is fast!

it does yeah

i have asexual gentoo as my hyfetcj

[cerulean lance]

uwufetch

[elder geyser]

based enby

[dusty goblet]

Try :3

[unborn magnet]

Is it free?

:)

[cerulean lance]

triples the testosterone in your body try being trans now

[errant chasm]

Horror

[open pasture]

https://ibb.co/74GyksQ

my current terminal is uh

not themed yet

[dusty goblet]

Oh sorry I didn't know you'd do that, I'll just eightfold estrogen levels

[fallow pawn]

please get a different color

[open pasture]

ik ik

i kinda like it its like old school notepad apps lol

[tame thorn]

https://ibb.co/74GyksQ

[open pasture]

such old software, yet so new

[open pasture]

yeeeeeeeeeeeee

embrace yellow paper

[fallow pawn]

Not bright yellow paper

Unbearable

[rain coral]

why does neofetch use tons of packages

[paper gate]

me

[open pasture]

cause neofetch is bloat and unmaintained

[paper gate]

@unborn magnet hiiiii

[rain coral]

screenfetch better

one package

[open pasture]

hyfetch is nice but damn its slow as shit

[fallow pawn]

yeah I can have all my apps open fine with all the ram optimizations

why

[paper gate]

hi samara

[fallow pawn]

This phone is 7 years old

[open pasture]

https://ibb.co/jfXsJ4K

here is terminal but dark

[rain coral]

it has 3gb of ram

2gb are used

[open pasture]

it may or may not be an ipgrabber idk i cannot vouch for proprietary software

[hollow jackal]

ibb stands for i bee brabber

[paper gate]

bee

[rain coral]

they know where i bee

[next warren]

bee

[open pasture]

just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourself 🐝

[fallow drum]

was just told a horror story about a company that bought out another company only to realize that the company they bought had an employee who was using the company servers as a way to host his downloaded movies 😭 and after they acquired the company, they received a cease and desist letter and had to pay the $250,000 fine

[paper gate]

@next warren hiii

[open pasture]

hi zeet

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

hi waffles

[rain coral]

mf previous owner got rid of it

[next warren]

hiii

[open pasture]

did u see my fastfetch

[rain coral]

lmaooo

[open pasture]

its so fast

[paper gate]

wher

[open pasture]

https://ibb.co/jfXsJ4K

[rain coral]

they knew

[open pasture]

i just realized i set my username as my hostname

[rain coral]

user

[fallow pawn]

user

[fallow drum]

nobody knew because there was no IT team

[paper gate]

user

@fallow drum hey girl

[rain coral]

lucky

[open pasture]

User @ user

I used to be Larry but it causes confusion on zoom.

[dusty goblet]

1984

[rain coral]

europe

[fallow drum]

we had a guest speaker today in my class whose company he works for ended up getting breached by Blackcat a few years back and they stole 500tb worth of information and tried to request $2,000,000 ransom but the IT guy was a total boss and fought it out in seven days

[rain coral]

did the guest told how the it guy did it

[bold wren]

@paper gate you look like that

[dusty goblet]

W

[fallow pawn]

Uninstalled a bunch of stuff damn this is bare able again

[fallow drum]

he was the IT guy

him and four other people

[stone owl]

Nice big W

[dusty goblet]

Tell more

[open pasture]

Based it guy

[fallow drum]

he did it because of the sheer amount of information they had, the group wasn’t able to get access to their third backup

[fallow pawn]

[fallow drum]

because they noticed it before they did

because the group wasn’t good at hiding it

and the files got encrypted so slowly due to the information that they were able to say they weren’t going to pay the ransom and the group attempted to fight back but last in the end

[open pasture]

Redundancy!

[rain coral]

so the group wasnt able to encrypt 500tb of data remotely

[somber leaf]

Yeah im having a hard time understanding this story as well

[rain coral]

and there was another backup the group didn't know

right?

[bold wren]

i got a glock in my rari

[dusty goblet]

Need

[errant chasm]

[unkempt coyote]

there is a worm in there

[errant chasm]

is it you

[unkempt coyote]

my favorite

[unkempt coyote]

yeee

you found me out

[raw panther]

mraowmraowmew
mraowmrrppurrrmraow
nyanyamraowwwwmew
mraowmreowmewmrow
mraowmewmraownya

[unkempt coyote]

:3

nyaa

[errant chasm]

:3

[open pasture]

Redundancy saves lives y'know

Always be prepared for the worst possible scenario

All of your computers are dead need to be replaced and your entire it staff committed ritual suicide, adapt to the situation!

[misty zephyr]

meow

[open pasture]

Exactly thank you

[unkempt coyote]

yw

[paper gate]

hi worm

[unkempt coyote]

hiii zeet

hru

[errant chasm]

@paper gate bwa

[paper gate]

@errant chasm bwa

[unkempt coyote]

bwaaa

[paper gate]

eepy

[unkempt coyote]

:3 same

[somber leaf]

I wonder whats the most common asymetric encrpytion ransom ware uses the most. I would assume its one that modern cpus support in hardware

[errant chasm]

eep

[paper gate]

bwa

[stone owl]

End to end encryption

Prob

[somber leaf]

what?

[tidal nexus]

is this what most people in this discord take?

[hollow jackal]

i was prescribed by the veterinarian

[somber leaf]

e2e is a form of securely communicating between client that often uses multiple methods. Im asking what method of encryption they use for encrypting the files localy. what algorithm

[tidal nexus]

you were given this drug?

[bold wren]

@paper gate

[hollow jackal]

end-to-end encryption is basically a meaningless term now

[raw panther]

I prescribe you headpats also

[tidal nexus]

why does the arabic have a face?

[next warren]

you were given this drug?

[somber leaf]

https is pretty cut and dry as for whats e2e but yeah

[tidal nexus]

WHERE

[bold wren]

no way they made hrt real

[somber leaf]

it still annoys me that google refuses to use AES 256 and only AES 128 which isnt post quantum resistant tho

[paper gate]

@bold wren fawner

[bold wren]

does it make ur blood boil

[next warren]

whats hrt

[fallow pawn]

hrt was finally invented took them long enough

[paper gate]

@next warren hiiii

[stone owl]

@somber leaf do u know python

[raw panther]

hormone replacement therapy = gender change pills

[fallow pawn]

learn swift

[paper gate]

learn kotlin

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[somber leaf]

yes. why?

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[bold wren]

gender change pills

[next warren]

it wasnt real?

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[open pasture]

hi

[stone owl]

Just wondering

[open pasture]

👋

[next warren]

@open pasture hiii

[bold wren]

can i get uuuuh gender change pills

[paper gate]

no

[open pasture]

@next warren

[bold wren]

one uuuhhhmmm gender change pill please

[tidal nexus]

i have a question; why do boys wanna become girls and why do girls wanna become boys?

[somber leaf]

1. no one cares about android
2. no one cares about android

[paper gate]

not android only

[bold wren]

can i get uuuuhhh @tidal nexus

[fallow pawn]

It’s real

[bold wren]

so real

[raw panther]

I need your strongest potions

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-cat-ears-surprised-gif-24942829 @bold wren

[unkempt coyote]

same

[bold wren]

for reference it's called gender affirming

[fallow pawn]

[bold wren]

[paper gate]

are you eep

[somber leaf]

I wish SCP-113 was real

[next warren]

carpets ar like socks for the floor

[tidal nexus]

hello

what can i do for you

[paper gate]

four

[bold wren]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhuuuuhhhhh @tidal nexus

[fallow pawn]

I’m so eepy

[tidal nexus]

yeeeeah????

[fallow pawn]

6 hour sleep is not enough

[paper gate]

eep

[unkempt coyote]

brain be like "this body is not suitable for my true form" and that translates into the person saying "I want estrogen :3" or "I want testosterone :3" since that's one way to change the physical form into a thing more similar to the form the brain is accustomed to

[next warren]

true

go sleep

[deep token]

meow

[paper gate]

who meow

[fallow pawn]

hai

[tidal nexus]

how did you figure out my brain :3

[golden marlin]

hahenggg

[deep token]

@fallow pawn oomf hiiiii

[somber leaf]

remember to get 8 hours of sleep exactly, you are not apart of the minority who can live on less

[bold wren]

samara is a cat

[unkempt coyote]

mee

meow

[paper gate]

:samara:

[tidal nexus]

i was rewired in 2021 to think about beocming a girl

[deep token]

@fallow pawn are you a cat

[bold wren]

im like batman i live on two hours of sleep

[lime talon]

"i don't give a damn about politics" based ham

[tidal nexus]

batman fortnite.

[bold wren]

im batman

[deep token]

should i buy this keyboard app for $5

[fallow pawn]

yeah wanna feel my tail

[deep token]

ofc

[somber leaf]

no

[paper gate]

no

[deep token]

why

its nintype

it makes u type really fast

[next warren]

wtf free keyboard!

[paper gate]

whats nintype

[tidal nexus]

buy the one with the huge flaming skull and G

[unkempt coyote]

can I get a 60 dollar keyboard from one of you for free 🥺

[fallow pawn]

@deep token don’t buy weird keyboards you may not use again

[tidal nexus]

yeah if you can give me a pink keyboard

i'll give you my razer

[somber leaf]

just get a keyboard lol

[bold wren]

[fallow pawn]

no Luna is talking about an iphone one from the appstore

[paper gate]

i will die @bold wren

[lime talon]

14297

[fallow pawn]

Not a physical keyboard

[unkempt coyote]

me

[unkempt coyote]

me

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-cat-ears-surprised-gif-24942829

[unkempt coyote]

I actually have one!

we can switch

yay

[somber leaf]

I know what they're talking about. if you want to type extremely fast a physical keyboard is still faster, or whatever that fancy whole hand one is called

[elder geyser]

what if swift was good(had lambda functions)

[paper gate]

wtf

[bold wren]

say worm backwards @paper gate

[paper gate]

mrow

[fallow pawn]

Ah yes physical keyboard on a phone

[bold wren]

lol stupid idiot

[fallow pawn]

Very practical

[paper gate]

samaraaaaaa fawn made me say mrow

[somber leaf]

yes

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@elder geyser

[next warren]

mrow

[paper gate]

hiii @next warren

[next warren]

whats zeet's hi reset timer

[paper gate]

2 seconds

[tidal nexus]

if only i could send my address without getting sent 5 million pizzas

[next warren]

@paper gatehi

[fallow pawn]

free food is free food

[paper gate]

hi

[next warren]

@paper gate hi

[paper gate]

hi

[next warren]

!!

[paper gate]

!!

[unkempt coyote]

dms exist

[deep token]

i want to use it tho

[tidal nexus]

even then my dad prob won't allow it

[unkempt coyote]

donate them also @tidal nexus

[deep token]

yes why would i carry a whole ass physical keyboard with me

[tidal nexus]

no packages from strangers!!11

[unkempt coyote]

:(

[deep token]

it's a fucking phone

not a computer

[paper gate]

why would you spend $5 on a keyboard app

[unkempt coyote]

well you can get it when it arrives and don't tell him it arrived

[next warren]

why would you type on a phone

[fallow pawn]

It is good just learn how to use it 💯

[paper gate]

four!!

[next warren]

just use voice messages

[somber leaf]

it supports tap and swipe to type together at the same time which is quite fast.

[elder geyser]

but i cant do functional programming :(

[next warren]

256!!

[paper gate]

hi

[tidal nexus]

ah yes the keyboard will surely fit in my underground railroad shelf

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[fallow pawn]

@deep token when are we playing mc together again

[somber leaf]

functional programing will never be as fast as multiple paradigm/procedural

[paper gate]

luna is mean

[deep token]

idk oomf

twemojipleading~1

[elder geyser]

?

[fallow pawn]

[elder geyser]

this isnt true

[bold wren]

🥺

[elder geyser]

hey do you think you have enough youtube extensions

[next warren]

i dont get it

[elder geyser]

you might need a few more this is almost readable

[fallow pawn]

This screenshot hurts

[paper gate]

@burnt maple consider exploding

[next warren]

???

[bold wren]

some people shouldn't be allowed to use extensions

[deep token]

zeet not based

[next warren]

sorry

[paper gate]

luna try to be nice to me challenge (impossible)

[somber leaf]

by design they usually require more overhead then other languages making them slower. Most languages in general that support it like Haskell and kolin are also garbage collected

They are much easier to debug tho ill give it that, more of a /s or /j on my original comment

[tidal nexus]

why is your youtube like that

[bold wren]

mental illness

[elder geyser]

yt-dlp

[tidal nexus]

we should /j
i bet you are going to soundboard me to death

[fallow pawn]

power off support

[elder geyser]

real asf

[errant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151185146700111922/1218251966921310228/IMG_20240315_1837382312.jpg?ex=6606fc8e&is=65f4878e&hm=2b90166752416a0d2d7201e5afea55e230e75e5167ff290e9b7c1c90f8942f4d&

How

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[errant chasm]

@paper gate hiii

[next warren]

me

[soft wadi]

i cracked my back its so painful

[fallow pawn]

ventoy users

[lime talon]

@paper gate someone's testing equipment

[soft wadi]

backpain oh my god

[fallow pawn]

u alright

[paper gate]

thats me

[next warren]

please do invite me to your funerals

[paper gate]

hug

[fallow pawn]

[somber leaf]

if you have internet just network boot with one of the plethora of services for it... unless your pc does not support it

[paper gate]

[fallow pawn]

gonna get drink

[next warren]

[elder geyser]

ramadan kicking my ass bruh

[paper gate]

cozy

[elder geyser]

fasting so hard

[next warren]

woozy

[elder geyser]

[elder geyser]

[somber leaf]

me except 24/7

[noble plume]

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-puppies-oops-explode-funny-gif-4170709

@paper gate

[paper gate]

real

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[paper gate]

@unreal siren hi

[unreal siren]

@paper gate hi

[paper gate]

eow

[fallow pawn]

I’m dumb as it says

[sand citrus]

i like that theres no rust

[unreal siren]

It doesn’t exist

[sand citrus]

no one should choose rust

[fallow pawn]

at least it has swift

[unreal siren]

If you’re not human

[paper gate]

your

[fallow pawn]

Where is objective c

[sand citrus]

nowhere

[paper gate]

ogne

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/serika-onoe-vc-gif-25497229

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

[somber leaf]

i got C

[sand citrus]

i love c++

[somber leaf]

the path to java makes no sense, should be on the same side as c++

[sand citrus]

thats true

[dusty goblet]

Imagine vcing

[open pasture]

@fallow pawn

[sand citrus]

i was gonna say the same thing

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[fallow pawn]

no way

Is that u

[open pasture]

yes way

[open pasture]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[fallow pawn]

it’s evelyn!!!!

[frigid prawn]

snail cat

[open pasture]

hru

[fallow pawn]

I’m good

Just tired

[paper gate]

which evelyn

[open pasture]

same

[open pasture]

the one that blocked u

[paper gate]

g

[frigid prawn]

[fallow pawn]

@frigid prawn

[frigid prawn]

haiii

[fallow pawn]

hhhai

[frigid prawn]

meowers

[paper gate]

@frigid prawn

[frigid prawn]

hai

snailcat

[paper gate]

haii

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture what made u come back

[open pasture]

rinne became a moderator

[fallow pawn]

lol

[fallow pawn]

how is u

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[frigid prawn]

im oki

[dusty goblet]

How to eep

[frigid prawn]

just rlly bored rn

[paper gate]

close eyes

[somber leaf]

you put phone down and stare at ceiling

[frigid prawn]

close ur eyes and then honk mimimimimi

[dusty goblet]

Thanks

I will use this information to make a coffee

[paper gate]

ugh my new mouse keeps teleporting across the screen]

[keen junco]

@paper gate what did you do

[dusty goblet]

Damn I forgot to stop my stopwatch

[paper gate]

you misbehaved

[dim palm]

I forgot to cancel the gh sponsor again 😭
Have another $10 ig, ven

[fallow pawn]

wtf

[keen junco]

no it's your account

[paper gate]

nop

[dim palm]

Punt a child

[keen junco]

yop

[fallow pawn]

child safety???

[paper gate]

@frigid prawn hai

i cant figure out

[dusty goblet]

Can you give more information on how that rule got broken

[paper gate]

why my library has no docs

[keen junco]

idk ask zeet

i wouldn't know

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate

[dusty goblet]

What di d you Do with the kids safety

[paper gate]

@dusty goblet hi

[frigid prawn]

meowww

[dusty goblet]

Hii

[dim palm]

Its really easy to violate I think
Ive seen a bunch of people get hit

[somber leaf]

today is a good day

[paper gate]

hii,,...

[frigid prawn]

i wanna pick up that cat and give it a kiss kiss on the head

[paper gate]

do

[dusty goblet]

So you get easily hit with it, get your account at risk immediately and it stays like that for 2y? Dumb

[digital kettle]

youtube user

ew

[paper gate]

@digital kettle HIIII

[dusty goblet]

Very limited, not at risk, but still

[digital kettle]

hai

[dim palm]

You can probably go through support and have it removed
Still a apain to deal with

[fallow pawn]

Im normal

[paper gate]

why is my library missing sources jar wtf

[dim palm]

Ive had three runs with disc support

[dusty goblet]

True

[dusty goblet]

My account is limited

[keen junco]

debatable

[fallow pawn]

what why

[frigid prawn]

I’m very normal

[fallow pawn]

ur font is not

[frigid prawn]

i like it :(

[fallow pawn]

oh my bad then

[somber leaf]

how did you do that on a iphone

[dusty goblet]

Discord didn't like when I threatened a whitename in detail to hire someone to make them suffer as much trauma as I did when they made fun of my own trauma,,

[frigid prawn]

everyone keeps making fun of it but i really like it

[paper gate]

use what makes you happy

[frigid prawn]

get jailbroken

[dusty goblet]

[fallow pawn]

I make fun of stuff bc it just amuses me but use what you want

[somber leaf]

makes sense

[frigid prawn]

2 years from now???

[paper gate]

hi @frigid prawn

[elder cradle]

Is the standalone vencord app like just the web app disguised

[fallow pawn]

I’m too wholesome I’ve never once broken discord rules

[paper gate]

yes

[fallow pawn]

Vesktop..?

[elder cradle]

Are there any actual benefits to the desktop app

[digital kettle]

better app

[elder cradle]

Yeah

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[frigid prawn]

my old account got termed (idk why they genuinely never told me) but other than that I'm just a perfect girl :3

[elder cradle]

Like can the web app do all the same things

[last siren]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

It’s just the usual discord but it has updated electron and vencord I think

[elder cradle]

Or not have features like detect Spotify

[paper gate]

faster

@last siren hiii

[elder cradle]

And detect games and stuff

[last siren]

PLS LINK AUKRO PAGE

and do they have ones for ip12 pro??

[fallow pawn]

?

[paper gate]

void :3

[last siren]

leather sleeve

[elder cradle]

Bc that would be the only thing stopping me from using that

[fallow pawn]

What

[dusty goblet]

It's quite insane when you consider this is the first violation without anything else beforehand so it's kind of a lot but bleh

[last siren]

hiii @paper gate

[paper gate]

@last siren hruuuu

[last siren]

@fallow pawn omg sorry

wrong person

FUCKIN DISCORD MENTIONS GARBAGE SYSTEM GARBAGE APP

[fallow pawn]

My old account is deleted but I like this one more

[digital kettle]

real

[frigid prawn]

same this one is better

[somber leaf]

It would be nice if discord made their api public and allowed 3rd party client. a lot of "cheats" current clients have is just bugs in their api

[last siren]

@deep token

link aukro pls and do they have ones for ip12 pro?

[frigid prawn]

only real upside on my old acc was having joined in september of 2017 but other than that this one is better

[fallow pawn]

Mine too

weird that they changed their deleted user names

[dusty goblet]

I might make my alt account my new main account

[paper gate]

pending

[dusty goblet]

It's even older than my main account funnily enough

[paper gate]

why did you send a friend request to it

[frigid prawn]

i thought of doing that bc my alt is older than my main

[dusty goblet]

LOL SAME

[fallow pawn]

So I don’t lose it

[deep token]

yes they do

[paper gate]

oh

[deep token]

they have for a pro max too

[fallow pawn]

Bc I can get the id of the account easily

[deep token]

ooo someone else bought it other than me

[frigid prawn]

i have mine in a groupchat lol

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn

[frigid prawn]

still hasn't left the chat yet

[last siren]

@deep token that’s gotta be fake tho

[fallow pawn]

It will probably stay

[deep token]

it isnt LOL

i have two of them

i can show you

they are real

[last siren]

3 bucks..

ain’t no way

[deep token]

4

but yea

they are real

https://aukro.cz/apple-iphone-12-12-pro-leather-sleeve-with-magsafe-pink-citrus-7057581284 heres the 12 one

they only have the pink one

[last siren]

I want violet 12 pro max

[deep token]

ye they have that

[fallow pawn]

Is this case good

[last siren]

can u link it

[open pasture]

@deep token

[deep token]

i got it today

i like it

[last siren]

idk if same seller though

[deep token]

https://aukro.cz/apple-iphone-12-pro-max-leather-sleeve-with-magsafe-deep-violet-7057581258 same seller yes

[last siren]

@deep token can u like check serial or something

[deep token]

the two of mine have different serials

[last siren]

what about nfc

the animation

[deep token]

works

[fallow pawn]

@deep token I fucked up rootless cydia so bad

[deep token]

iphone detects it

[last siren]

I’m buying 4 idc

[paper gate]

aaaaaa

[frigid prawn]

what language is this i cant read it

[deep token]

hi gay

[deep token]

czech

[frigid prawn]

ew

[last siren]

@paper gate i’m ok wbu

[fallow pawn]

noo not ew

Luna good

[last siren]

what’s your language then pussy!

[deep token]

ur ew...

[last siren]

[open pasture]

hi gayass

[frigid prawn]

luna is fine i just dont like the czech republic

luna good

smh

[dusty goblet]

Yall are gay

[deep token]

whats wrong with czech republic....

[errant chasm]

@dusty goblet gayy

[somber leaf]

i like women too not just men

[last siren]

I think he hates eastern europe which is understandable

[frigid prawn]

for some people yeah

[fallow pawn]

It’s over for me

[errant chasm]

Its so over

[last siren]

reveil app?

I forgot the name

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[dusty goblet]

I have a friend in Czech Republic they wanted to visit me one day and girlify me

[last siren]

some ts app

kinda useless

imo

[deep token]

thats based

[last siren]

but pretty

[dusty goblet]

Stop being me

[somber leaf]

inb4 50% of it is cache usage

[next warren]

lol why isit green

[dusty goblet]

Very yeah, pretty sure they would've already visited if they had the money

[fallow pawn]

It’s so good

[last siren]

it said app sync unified is malware

so I uninstalled it

[frigid prawn]

bc i have a friend who was born in the usa, only speaks english, has never visited, and makes his "Czechoslovakian heritage" his whole personality

[deep token]

@last siren

[fallow pawn]

what the duck is that

[frigid prawn]

i love ducks

[deep token]

a leather sleeve

[fallow pawn]

it looks like an ice pack

[frigid prawn]

theyre cute

[last siren]

do they have them in red for mini?

[deep token]

yes

[last siren]

pls link

[somber leaf]

this is cursed

[deep token]

https://aukro.cz/apple-iphone-12-mini-leather-sleeve-with-magsafe-pink-citrus-7057581221

dont buy them all my dad wanted some

[last siren]

OMG

fire

[paper gate]

@last siren I'm fine a little sad but fine

[deep token]

i put the 13 mini in the sleeve

[last siren]

you think that’s perfect for the SE2? @deep token

[deep token]

it does fit

but the magsafe anim doesnt work

[last siren]

[deep token]

not at all

my 6s wont go in fully

[last siren]

why

[next warren]

@paper gate is little sad

[paper gate]

hi

[next warren]

hii

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-25043010

[last siren]

tomorrow will be better

[frigid prawn]

would you guys still be my friends if i was british

[frigid prawn]

me when

[last siren]

wait so should I get regular 12 then

[deep token]

yeah

[next warren]

would you guys still be my friends if i was british

[deep token]

yeah

[frigid prawn]

wrong answer smh

[somber leaf]

1 of 2 exception

[fallow pawn]

Yes

[sand citrus]

i wouldnt be ur friend regardless

Jk.. Dat was rude

[deep token]

@last siren

[fallow pawn]

British people are cool

[next warren]

thanks nod

[sand citrus]

Youre welcome

[next warren]

Youre not

[frigid prawn]

well im unfortunately british

[somber leaf]

Br*tish people pretend americans are scared of them when its the other way around

[deep token]

it doesnt go further

[frigid prawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166806086754508810/1192834129843204136/togif-31.gif

[fallow pawn]

:3

[deep token]

not because its bigger

but its stuck because of something

i assume the camera cutout

[frigid prawn]

meow

very real

[next warren]

it is

that's the famouse watermelon lord

sorry

its not

[last siren]

so if 6s doesn’t fit then I guess se2 won’t fit

are they same size or is se2 slightly bigger

[next warren]

yeees

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/467077992837939203/1184172666261885048/nooooo.mp4?ex=658b01bc&is=65788cbc&hm=832faa9addc5fd8a36cde11e7b12ded0a962b0eeb629a1aca6154908f2035ef3&

[somber leaf]

I thought the SE2 uses the iphone 8s body

[next warren]

yeeees

[deep token]

same size

[deep token]

the 12 mini is slightly smaller than the 6s

[fallow pawn]

same size, different casing

[deep token]

so it makes sense

[last siren]

alright so I’ll get regular

thanks

[deep token]

yeah

yw

[somber leaf]

casting? nvm im dumb

[deep token]

i might have blown the listing up hehe

[fallow pawn]

whatever it is

They need a bigger se2

[deep token]

@last siren u should follow me ontwitter

twatter

[fallow pawn]

twatter

[somber leaf]

they just need to not have massive boarders on the SE line, a SE3 with like a 13 minis body would be amazing

[deep token]

someone should buy me this

[fallow pawn]

I meannn they’re not bad

[deep token]

well

[somber leaf]

bet, what do i get in return?

[deep token]

13 mini uses a15 soc

se3 also uses a15

soooo

[deep token]

nothing,,,,

[fallow pawn]

I like touchid

[deep token]

u be my friend

[somber leaf]

the 13 mini when it was sold was 500+ usd, the se2 was always cheaper

[deep token]

i do not like touch id anymore

[frigid prawn]

what if there was a phone with touch id and face id

[last siren]

i’m deleting mine next week lol

[frigid prawn]

that would be cool

[deep token]

it stopped picking my fingers up today

[deep token]

lmfao

[frigid prawn]

kinda useless but still cool

[last siren]

it’s horrible on mobile

[fallow pawn]

Your average android phone probably has both of these

[frigid prawn]

true probably

[fallow pawn]

well not faceid, more like picture id

[last siren]

I hate seeing 1000 retards with blue check marks

it’s all engagement farming

[somber leaf]

Why would you really want both? iphones dont have under screen touchID because its where the haptic engine is and would require making the battery smaller or their massive phones even bigger

[last siren]

say some bait shit and make 3 USD

[deep token]

yeah it is awful

i hate the checkmark dumbasses

fucking idiots who would pay for twitter

[frigid prawn]

i just go through every major gimmick account's replies and block all of them and then block the gimmick accounts

[deep token]

musk is a stupid cunt

[hollow jackal]

fun fact: iirc touch id would not work with a detached finger, it has to be belonging to a living breathing person

[deep token]

yes

it needs electric current or something

[somber leaf]

this is true

[last siren]

how

[soft wadi]

[last siren]

interesting

[frigid prawn]

because i want it

[sand citrus]

did u check?

[fallow pawn]

actual w

[deep token]

capacitive touch screens also wouldnt work with a detached finger

[hollow jackal]

electrical charge or smth

[last siren]

what about a penis because that worked

hehe

[deep token]

face id doesnt work with your eyes closed

[paper gate]

hi sho is your back feeling better

[deep token]

you WHAT

[last siren]

for TouchID

[sand citrus]

"hehe"

[deep token]

i tried touch id with my toes

[hollow jackal]

yea i killed some guy to try it out

[deep token]

it worked

[fallow pawn]

well… unless you turn that off

[deep token]

yes

[frigid prawn]

it does

[sand citrus]

its ok its for science

[last siren]

what else was I supposed to say

lmao

[sand citrus]

nothing perrhaps

[last siren]

look it up

it’s real

[soft wadi]

no

my whole body just hurts

i cant do it

[soft wadi]

[hollow jackal]

does faceid work with dog

[fallow pawn]

Hehe

[deep token]

@last siren bro this is a 2000czk difference

[somber leaf]

if apple went touch ID under display with a digital camera like android has done a finger thats been cut off or even a fake finger would work unless the display would have to register it as a valid finger at the sam etime

[paper gate]

🫂

[soft wadi]

and im so hungry

[last siren]

Alza scamming as always

[paper gate]

i will give you food

[deep token]

TRUE

[dusty goblet]

Buy food

[hollow jackal]

where are ur fingers

[deep token]

have u seen the new carbon neutral sport loop bands

they are AWFUL

[fallow pawn]

They probably won’t wanna improve touchid tech for phones honestly

[soft wadi]

no money b

[deep token]

these with the green thing

[soft wadi]

[somber leaf]

you know where

[last siren]

@deep token will we be buying the apple watch X?

[fallow pawn]

They’re slowly moving away from it

[deep token]

i dont have money

[last siren]

F in the chat

[deep token]

i got this band

[last siren]

same here

[dusty goblet]

Do you need

[soft wadi]

no

[dusty goblet]

I can send

[hollow jackal]

would u eat it

[deep token]

its not carbon neutral so its gonna last

[dusty goblet]

Oki

[deep token]

no

[soft wadi]

im not begging strangers for money

[hollow jackal]

aww

[fallow pawn]

Yeah cos ur spending it on leather sleeves and virtual keyboards

[soft wadi]

am just hungry

[soft wadi]

[somber leaf]

okay so like now i feel bad about joking about paying for that band, i would but idk how to give you money

[soft wadi]

ME

[paper gate]

TRUE

[dusty goblet]

Shh it's not begging :3

[paper gate]

smol

[hollow jackal]

sho is houngry

[errant chasm]

!!!!

Important

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846008523552063498/1218262157230342194/220px-HP_PhotoSmart_SDIO_Kamera.png?ex=6607060c&is=65f4910c&hm=ad493c87e90cbcb1ec456d2c61c7162af19b0a05c991ff7afa04ff11a14d7db4&

New cursed adapter

[paper gate]

hiiii @errant chasm

[errant chasm]

@paper gate hiii

[frigid prawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1165160136889868299/caption.gif

[deep token]

nuh uh

i didnt buy the keyboard

[soft wadi]

super

[soft wadi]

so gunfry i gould eat a

[deep token]

and im selling one of the leather sleeves to my friend

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-where-are-your-fingers-youtube-gif-27475106

[daring kelp]

Due to limitations I need to get a pre-built computer. What are some good brands, judge me later.

[hollow jackal]

see i know how to spawn you

[somber leaf]

as in a prebuilt desktop or laptop?

[daring kelp]

Desktop

[paper gate]

@soft wadi

[daring kelp]

Monk

[candid blaze]

weirdo

[fallow pawn]

wrong channel for that I think

[frigid prawn]

buildredux is decent

[hardy edge]

took me a bit :3

[soft wadi]

spown

[daring kelp]

Okay, thanks

[last siren]

are you being honest with the price?

[frigid prawn]

cool

[soft wadi]

prebuilt..?

are u crazy

[deep token]

yeah

[daring kelp]

I said judge later

[frigid prawn]

whats the right channel

[last siren]

good

[deep token]

i told him to give me 135

[somber leaf]

microcenter will build your pc for you if you live near one iirc

[soft wadi]

ibuypower try not to get a smushed pc challenge

[deep token]

half of what i paid

because shipping

[soft wadi]

dis is good

[candid blaze]

Opening this server in public was a mistake

[raw panther]

limitations = skill issue?

[daring kelp]

I'm not buying that

[frigid prawn]

there are 3 people in the world that live near a microcenter

[daring kelp]

Thanks

[hollow jackal]

one of these days im gonna do an unspeakable evil such as
channel settings > zeet256 > add reactions ❌

[paper gate]

yop

[somber leaf]

I know and i hate that im not one of them

[candid blaze]

power abuse

[dusty goblet]

Why do I have chest pain

[daring kelp]

There's one a few hours from me, I went with my uncle.

[soft wadi]

u arent being specific enough like are you being cheap or r u gonna waste anlot of money on a prebuilt

[paper gate]

sorry

[hollow jackal]

im evil

[candid blaze]

sleep with an eye open tonight :D

[raw panther]

cancer probably

[dusty goblet]

:c i feel like i csnt breathe properly

[hollow jackal]

vbam

[neon ferry]

Done!

[fallow pawn]

I live like an hour away from microcenter and was too lazy to get a free 512gb ssd

[candid blaze]

I will sell your organs

[dusty goblet]

Oh no better tell pingu

[paper gate]

hi axy

[deep token]

good

[daring kelp]

Price doesn't entirely matter, I know dell has some good ones.

[somber leaf]

you can order it on amazon and pay less money there then you would in gas lel

[candid blaze]

hi zt

[paper gate]

are you in the US

[frigid prawn]

😭

it was free

[deep token]

i would 100% do that for a free ssd

[candid blaze]

Why do y’all hate zt for no reason

[deep token]

he is kinda creepy

[somber leaf]

I hate everyone

[deep token]

yoooo me too

[daring kelp]

Damn

[hollow jackal]

i love zt

[candid blaze]

How

[frigid prawn]

i love everyone

[paper gate]

Luna is mean

[candid blaze]

Ur just being miserable by constantly making fun of him.

[deep token]

he did questionable things outside of here

[last siren]

@deep token can you please also check if they have the SE2 red leather case

[soft wadi]

dell..?

[last siren]

I need to replace that

[dusty goblet]

Sameee

[candid blaze]

keep your drama out of here

[deep token]

they only have 11pro/promax cases

[daring kelp]

I have one, it runs fine.

[somber leaf]

favorite slur?

[fallow pawn]

You literally asked

[candid blaze]

Like, if you do not like someone just avoid em???

[fallow pawn]

like damn

[fallow drum]

they knew but since it was mostly automatic, they couldn’t get to it in time because the IT guy noticed not too long after they infiltrated their system

[soft wadi]

i think im hangry

im getting annoyed

[dusty goblet]

Uh usually I just cuss people out in Bosnian and wish a painful detailed death on the person and their family members

[candid blaze]

Thats still not a valid reason to import drama

[winter needle]

wtf

[candid blaze]

.

[somber leaf]

probably, or just need to touch grass. This isnt a joke its nice to go outside once in a while

[daring kelp]

Please eat, you're being a little harsh.

[soft wadi]

what

[somber leaf]

i just call people Br*tish tbh

[last siren]

how is the folio so fucking cheap

[somber leaf]

i meant to reply to the hangry message

[soft wadi]

how was i harsh

[deep token]

LITERALLY

[fallow pawn]

No one is doing that

[deep token]

idk

[soft wadi]

touch grass? i dont understand how going outside has anything to do with me being hungry

[deep token]

výprodej skladů i guess

[fallow pawn]

you asked, you got an answer you were seeking

[paper gate]

Luna is hostile to me 24/7

[dusty goblet]

Lmao

[frigid prawn]

i looked away from my laptop for 3 minutes what happened

[dusty goblet]

I have 2 British friends if my memory isn't off

[somber leaf]

Oh i thought you were already annoyed and assumed it was because you were hungry, carry on, sorry

[frigid prawn]

am I one

[deep token]

stupid shit

[fallow pawn]

I have like

one

[fallow drum]

ain’t no way people are saying zt is creepy

[fallow pawn]

I think

[dusty goblet]

Do you want to be one

[deep token]

oh they killed the orange alpine trail thing

[fallow drum]

liberals and their yapping!!!

[deep token]

:(

[frigid prawn]

a brit? absolutely not

[dusty goblet]

Wait ur not even British ur UTC-8

[hollow jackal]

amogus balls

[daring kelp]

I just wanted to know decent pre-built brands.

[fallow drum]

anyways i’ve known zt for years he’s a great guy although he’s blocked me a few times

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hi

[frigid prawn]

yes that's where i live

[fallow drum]

hiiii

[dusty goblet]

So what are you asking to be then (autism does not comprehend)

[fallow pawn]

no longer British @frigid prawn

[frigid prawn]

LETS GO

[fallow pawn]

they’re saying you can’t be British anymore

[frigid prawn]

im cured omg

[somber leaf]

oh good i dont have to lie about liking you anymore

[deep token]

🙏

[open pasture]

SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD

i am now pc

[deep token]

i am now carpet

[open pasture]

NO

DIE

DIE

DIE

[deep token]

@hollow jackal kill them pls

i dont wanna die

[open pasture]

DIE FASTER

[hollow jackal]

vkill @open pasture

[deep token]

bro

are you ok

[open pasture]

WHYAT

[fallow pawn]

vbam

[neon ferry]

Done!

[somber leaf]

carpeted kitchen

[open pasture]

long moniror

[fallow pawn]

@deep token do you have carpet in ur house

[frigid prawn]

I am now a stick of 8GB Corsair LPX DDR4 3200Mhz RAM

[open pasture]

yes#

[raw panther]

21:9 best

[somber leaf]

is this what they mean by gender fluid?

[deep token]

yes ofc

[frigid prawn]

im gender solid

[dusty goblet]

Carpet PC

[open pasture]

do not.

[somber leaf]

im gender gas

[deep token]

@fallow pawn i wanted to spend a dollar on arcaea but

if i want that one song i need to get another to unlock it

so no

[fallow pawn]

u need to get better spending habits

[deep token]

i do have good spending habits

[frigid prawn]

no i need to

[golden marlin]

Gender solid as in rock solid or straight solid?

[deep token]

dont u have like

60 iphones

😭