🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[graceful radish]

i kinda want to train a neural network on discord drama

[upbeat summit]

It’s either gonna be a nazi, femboy, or cat girl

[keen junco]

all three

[paper gate]

@upbeat summit hi

[keen junco]

at the same time

[paper gate]

marivn is all three

[graceful radish]

catgirl and femboy at same time

hm

[upbeat summit]

@paper gate hi

[storm cedar]

How long should a 2 piece slamfire shotgun's barrel be to maximize velocity of typical 12 gauge shotgun gauge?

[keen junco]

yop

[graceful radish]

im genuinely curious what is this for?

[tiny urchin]

e

[graceful radish]

str

[tiny urchin]

A

[graceful radish]

d

[paper gate]

hi @graceful radish

[graceful radish]

[storm cedar]

Its a shotgun, basically you just have two tubes l===- =====
imagine the l==- being tube 1 with a nail or other striking point on it

you just load a shell into the front part (aka >==== ) and then slam the front part backwards (preferably you'd have a grip on the side like ====T

[graceful radish]

sorry i have been reading ts generics for 30 minutes and my brain is toast. do u have like an actual pew pew or like

[storm cedar]

sorta do

well boomstick be more fitting

[lunar ermine]

can you explain this to me

[graceful radish]

somehow thats more terrifying than a yes or a no

[storm cedar]

I mean making a simple submachine gun (automatic 9mm firearm) isn't hard at all honestly

[graceful radish]

im suffering from 50kb/s download speeds rn

[graceful radish]

ok i have a idea
find similar smg and use schematics from that

[storm cedar]

I've also used high strenght firecrackers in a tube to fire marbles

That shot marbles through a lamp pole fast enough to make a clean hole through both sides of the glass

[graceful radish]

remove windows defender trust me it doesn't break anything /s

[ripe willow]

It's fine

[storm cedar]

that was at a distance of roughly 35 meters / 37 feet

[ripe willow]

my Win11 install

WinDef never installed

It's borked

Well, it's half installed

like, it will flag things
but you have no control, the settings are borked

and blanked

And the folder

where it's shit should be

is blanked

the powershell reset command

[graceful radish]

@lunar ermine no

[ripe willow]

errors out

[graceful radish]

i won't explain that

[storm cedar]

just glass marbles

[lunar ermine]

ok thank you

[ripe willow]

I actually had to install

a different AV, just to be able

to disable my AV

to get a specific malware sample on it

:(

[storm cedar]

You know about maccaffee's private life

[ripe willow]

oh and the normal installer.exe for the WinDef

that's packaged with Windows

isn't there

everything on msdn was no help 😭

[ripe willow]

He was a solid man

RIP McAfee

I aspire to be him

with EdgeGuard

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/fuexTd.png

[storm cedar]

Based

[graceful radish]

why not add all letters /s

[storm cedar]

He did not edgeguard once he fled to south america

[west ore]

EdgeGuard v69 - Protecting theyour Edge!

[noble quest]

he did whaat

[graceful radish]

no

[ripe willow]

aw fml

[storm cedar]

didn't show up for court so he became a felon

[ripe willow]

I made the mistake of deleting a giant folder

over ftp

[storm cedar]

then fled to a country in south america

[ripe willow]

it's doing it file by file

recursively

[storm cedar]

:c

[graceful radish]

[graceful radish]

is that filezilla

[west ore]

HORRIBLE IMPLEMENTATION

oh wait this is ftp not sftp

[ripe willow]

this is sftp

actually

[storm cedar]

Man also smoked DMT at his job (something with train's that isn't controlling the thing)

[ripe willow]

ftp wouldn't let me in it keeps saying

"you're connecting too frequently. try later"

[west ore]

then why doesn't it do serverside delete

horrible impl

[ripe willow]

[ripe willow]

Yes

[dusty goblet]

I'm getting eepy

[graceful radish]

i stopped using filezilla and just use the vscode sftp extension

[west ore]

if(eepy) eep();

[dusty goblet]

Also I still didn't study for my exam

[ripe willow]

I stopped using filezilla and just started using moba xterm

but

[dusty goblet]

I'm busy building

[graceful radish]

at this point that stupid text editor is replacing my entire tool set

[ripe willow]

I enjoy FZ more

[west ore]

oh

eep(force=true) /j

[noble quest]

filezilla and the vs code extension are for differnt things

[storm cedar]

some neat dust and err irl OF self-employed people

[graceful radish]

eepy && eep();

[ripe willow]

oh god

[graceful radish]

they r both sftp clients not sure what u mean

@ripe willow btw if u havent yet

[ripe willow]

nah I wiin

[graceful radish]

make sure to set the concurrency to like 100 or smth

[ripe willow]

10 is max

[west ore]

oh true this works

[ripe willow]

I've been using FZ since I was 13

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh I need to finish building walls

[ripe willow]

That's 11 years.

[west ore]

AGE LEAK!!! /j

[storm cedar]

Nearly old enough to use your experience on Discord /s

[west ore]

fortnite players practicing:
/j

[storm cedar]

Just shoot the walls

with a pistol preferably to assert dominance

[graceful radish]

fz is that old

[ripe willow]

:)

[dusty goblet]

Nope satisfactory walls for a thing I built and now a roof

[ripe willow]

FZ was like

[storm cedar]

just wait til you hear about this terminal stuff

[ripe willow]

the main tool PS3 modders used to transfer shit to/from their PS3

[west ore]

can we have a :3 in the chat

[ripe willow]

thank got Xbox had neighbourhood

[storm cedar]

:3

several

[ripe willow]

cus fucking

[graceful radish]

[ripe willow]

FZ woulda killed me

[ripe willow]

:3

meow

meow

nyaa?

meow?

[dusty goblet]

:3

[ripe willow]

[west ore]

make those noises in a cod match

[storm cedar]

Better places for that

[ripe willow]

lol

[graceful radish]

bullied

[ripe willow]

you'll have to come watch then

[ripe willow]

Nah

I still like the

"Oh shit, are you a femboy?!"

person

[west ore]

bully them back by meowing so much they turn into meowers

[graceful radish]

i don't have the confidence

[storm cedar]

stop being so based its upsetting

[graceful radish]

[ripe willow]

Then I got called a T slur yesterday at the start of a game cus I was going off with the longbow

W

[graceful radish]

im ngl idk how people do that

[west ore]

truly a test of skill

[storm cedar]

just hard to admit someone styled on ya

[ripe willow]

do what?

I'm not looking forward

to uploading this one

the DB is gonna be so annoying

[desert goblet]

was bored so i started using css to stylize my neocities dashboard https://files.catbox.moe/t8nc8b.png

[graceful radish]

just continue being themselves

[upbeat summit]

ayo, flash fxp gang or die

[storm cedar]

If you act confident enough people will probably just let you be

[graceful radish]

oh god its that cursed css user again

[desert goblet]

https://files.catbox.moe/xdan6h.mp4

[storm cedar]

don't feed the trolls kinda thing

[desert goblet]

good to know im a 'that' user

[graceful radish]

i give into the trolls

[ripe willow]

On CoD I do it strictly because of the drama from last year.

After one CoD content creator had his in-game skins removed from the store because he said some things against trans people on twitter
And people got super mad at CoD over that.

So, I took that as my opportunity to start trolling

Ever since then I've been going on CoD

and switching between my best fem voice

[storm cedar]

Well or mess with the trolls by making them question their sexuality

[ripe willow]

which kinda sucks at times ngl

and my masc voice

:)

Just to have people start talking shit

And I get in to a fun flame war

and then I shit on them in game

[graceful radish]

but i suck at fps

[ripe willow]

and they leave cus they don't wanna take the L at the end

[storm cedar]

Just don't care if you suck

[upbeat summit]

VoiceMod works well for this

[ripe willow]

when I get to say they lost to a T slur

:)

[ripe willow]

Nah, it's good practice anyways

voice training takes a lot of

practice to perfect

[graceful radish]

[ripe willow]

this

[storm cedar]

Its hard but fake it til you make it with that

showing it bothers you will actually feed the trolls

people get bored if there's no response quickly

[graceful radish]

logs into new game
"where is the sorry emote"

[storm cedar]

I've played with people in Apex who were shook I wasn't a toxic pos

[graceful radish]

wat

is that like the norm

[storm cedar]

like I played it for fun with my ex, winning was never why I played

just to octane crackhead magdump a P200 or Smg whilst the fast juice hit

and then punch once I have to reload

[graceful radish]

[storm cedar]

Sorta

my favourite game was a 2 player game with a random, we both didn't talk until we somehow won

he suddenly said first game I won ty
so I replied "same well played"
that was all we said that entire game lmao

[graceful radish]

[storm cedar]

often people solo rush into an enemy team, get pounded with lead and then whine that they died

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1764931354423443701

[paper gate]

yea

[graceful radish]

ohio

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/yahiamicealt/status/1765019545662632281 @paper gate

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-phone-building-gif-2429130787394629290

[storm cedar]

Should mention that I do relate, just learnt to deal with it better as time went by

[keen junco]

Yop

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-painting-paint-brush-gif-11425282963700858116

@keen junco

[keen junco]

Yop

[west ore]

@ripe willow i just booted with /boot as my usb drive LOL

it's knockoff AEM

dollar store anti evil maid

[ripe willow]

:)

[keen junco]

@paper gate can I owoify your font

[paper gate]

how

[keen junco]

It's shrimple really

I just add a y behind the n

So na becomes nya

[wind yew]

oh

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[paper gate]

how

[graceful radish]

mew

[paper gate]

@graceful radish

[graceful radish]

magic

[paper gate]

cute

[rich sable]

hi chat

[ripe willow]

https://bipf.hijackedyour.su/

bipf back up, though half my DB is gone

lol

I am not spending time fixing it either

The data isn't required, if I enable the cron

[paper gate]

hi falke

[storm cedar]

hey hey

[ripe willow]

it'll all get repopulated through the scraper anyways

[storm cedar]

still, seems like things are going great tonight

'great'

[rich sable]

im eepy

[ripe willow]

last one

and then it's just email ig

though I really

[rich sable]

i also happen to have a massive test tomorrow so

[ripe willow]

I'm not setting up roundcube or anything tonight

[rich sable]

roundcube

i love thunderbird

[ripe willow]

I don't even wanna set up roundcube
my custom email thingy is almost done anyways

[rich sable]

i have my laptop set up as an email server

[ripe willow]

all I need to do is make the page to read emails and the page to actually send them

[rich sable]

and i can send/recieve too

[ripe willow]

everything else was done

mhm, email server is pretty normal to setup

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[ripe willow]

just dovecot and postfix

[rich sable]

i switch IPs often

[fallow drum]

when i die i’ll never get you back @paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[rich sable]

my setup is a bit more complex

i dont have a static IP for this laptop

[ripe willow]

That's a yikes. Good luck with that Hilary

[storm cedar]

evening Rosie

[ripe willow]

😉

[rich sable]

i have a mail exchange that runs postfix and UUCP as a sort of gatway

[dusty goblet]

@ripe willow

[paper gate]

rosie is MINE

[rich sable]

and basically my laptop phones home via UUCP to there

to send/recieve without a static ip

its pretty cool

[dusty goblet]

I thought owning humans was illegal

[paper gate]

rosie lets me

[storm cedar]

Why'd you feel so attacked, just said hi lol

[paper gate]

huh

i didnt even see tat

[rich sable]

who is rosie

[paper gate]

you

[dusty goblet]

Not me

[rich sable]

i am not rosie

[rich sable]

@ripe willow did u see this

its rlly cool

[ripe willow]

[dusty goblet]

@fallow drum if you're being held against your consent blink twice

[storm cedar]

@fallow drum are you Rosie? your name sounds similar ish

[paper gate]

thats bobert

[ripe willow]

hi

[dusty goblet]

Haii

[ripe willow]

I mean

[paper gate]

@ripe willow

[ripe willow]

I call my github branch master

[storm cedar]

Depends

[ripe willow]

so

[rich sable]

basically
Internet <- SMTP -> mail exchange <- UUCP -> my laptop

[dusty goblet]

Do you have a CNC contract with it

[ripe willow]

sounds like a pain in the ass

[ripe willow]

Contract?

That's normie shit

[storm cedar]

I-

that timing lmao

[rich sable]

really easy once you know what you're doing

i set it up in like 30 mins

lol

[dusty goblet]

Well I mean for the legal aspect having a contract is logical to not run into legal troubles

[ripe willow]

I don't actually think

[storm cedar]

just persuade any legal entities to let you cook

[ripe willow]

any of those contracts are legally binding

[rich sable]

also fun fact with this email setup

[ripe willow]

not in a first world country like America or Canada

[rich sable]

the laptop is always the one who knocks.

[paper gate]

beast

[ripe willow]

I'm the one who NOPs

:3

[rich sable]

since the server cant knock on the laptop's door because it doesnt have a static address

[fallow drum]

blink blink

[rich sable]

instead the laptop checks with the server every couple minutes

[fallow drum]

probably not

[ripe willow]

flink blink

actually

[rich sable]

and sends/recieves during the handshake

[ripe willow]

flink blink

both FLINK and BLINK are actually events

on Windows

:3

[rich sable]

whar

[storm cedar]

the connect shake, a classic

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate i will send law enforcement to your location

[paper gate]

do not

[dusty goblet]

I will

[ripe willow]

Every process running on Windows does a FLINK and a BLINK

[rich sable]

xbox 360 kinect

[ripe willow]

by connecting process a's FLINK to process C's BLINK and C's BLINK back to the first in the loop

right

[rich sable]

that weird idk

[ripe willow]

or the next

you can hide

process B

aka

rootkit

[west ore]

what does F and B mean in {F,B}LINK

terms very ungoogleable lol

[storm cedar]

Friendly Bestie

[west ore]

LMAO

[fallow drum]

buncha nerd stuff in the vendor server oh ma gad

[storm cedar]

I am drinking Finnish vodka

[rich sable]

omaigah

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-azumanga-daioh-azumanga-osaka-osaka-ayumu-kusaga-gif-8682267201895683101

[west ore]

says the pcie assassin

[dusty goblet]

<@&1073655264923881602> @raw panther

[storm cedar]

I will fix this by instantly dropping the quality of conversation

[dusty goblet]

Ah ffs

[storm cedar]

Not cause of the Finnish Vodka mind

that shits pretty smooth

[rich sable]

murder

:3

[ripe willow]

Connection failed: SQLSTATE[HY000] [1045] Access denied for user 'admin_stars'@'localhost' (using password: YES)

sobbing and crying

was really hoping the last website

wouldn't have a DB

[storm cedar]

a fucky wucky forever box yucky you mean

[rich sable]

chat is this mysql

or postgres

[ripe willow]

actually I use

mariadb

but

yeah

[rich sable]

ah

still

[ripe willow]

I came from mysql

moved over to mariadb

as it like

[paper gate]

@ripe willow

[ripe willow]

became more prominent

And then CentOS EOL'd

:(

then I moved to using Debian as my primary Linux OS for my servers

[storm cedar]

the instant tag, why's that zeet?

[fallow drum]

rocky linux

[ripe willow]

<3

[paper gate]

hii

[rich sable]

ah

[fallow drum]

we’re actually using rocky linux instead of CentOS because of the eol in my linux class

[ripe willow]

HAHAHA

HOLY FUCK

[paper gate]

rosie real name bobert

[ripe willow]

THAT IS A BASED VPN NAME

[rich sable]

i love that

[paper gate]

cat7 when

[storm cedar]

Meow

[paper gate]

i just made an inhumane noise

[rich sable]

also you know how i mentioned my handcrafted vpn

it broke today

when i went to test it

its not routing

:(

[storm cedar]

zeet inhuman confirm

[rich sable]

no

no

[storm cedar]

shig

[rich sable]

do not.

[paper gate]

@fallow drum be not afraid

[storm cedar]

its like gambling, you either shig or suck

be not afraid

[fallow drum]

@bold wren HELP ME

[storm cedar]

what a nice way to word that

[rich sable]

that used to be my bio lol

[storm cedar]

very comforting and nice

[fallow drum]

@cosmic otter hello help me

[rich sable]

@fallow drum be not afraid

[storm cedar]

be unsure

I think

[rich sable]

uncertainty

[ripe willow]

BEEE afraid

BEEEE

very

afraid

:3

I still rememeber that episode

of JT

[paper gate]

@rich sable hi

[storm cedar]

I will once withdrawal hits

[storm cedar]

reminds me of the nuclear warning tv messages

[ripe willow]

okay. all websites except my custom email one are now back online

[rich sable]

its a shortwave radio recording

number stations

[storm cedar]

my shortwave radio just plays a romanian channel for some reason

[paper gate]

guh gaming

[storm cedar]

couldn't find anything else

[rich sable]

romania

[storm cedar]

yeah lmao

[sinful rain]

sounds like a start up to a horror game

[storm cedar]

stole the signal strenght

[rich sable]

thats because it is in signalis

[sinful rain]

oh-

[rich sable]

the real recording is used in the title screen in signalis

[paper gate]

meow

[ripe willow]

Mrrrrp is wrong

[storm cedar]

I'd be more scared of hearing unencrypted military radio comms

[ripe willow]

Mrrrp is not

Mrrrrrrp is also not

[rich sable]

let me email you

[ripe willow]

I'm just testing it to see if there's shit i need to do before I get off

[storm cedar]

signalis?

[sinful rain]

i couldnt agree more

[bold wren]

im on linux my mouse sensitivity high as fuck i can't play @fallow drum

[paper gate]

@bold wren slay

[rich sable]

i sent it anyways

[bold wren]

stray

[rich sable]

should arrive in 60 seconds

when the next queue is flushed

[paper gate]

bobert

[storm cedar]

can you not turn down your sensetivity in Linux or?

in game or something

[paper gate]

fawn is dum

[rich sable]

^

[bold wren]

i never realized how different 75hz looks compared to 60hz

[rich sable]

placebo effect

[bold wren]

no it's literally not

[paper gate]

crack my spine like a whip

[bold wren]

my game felt laggy as shit

then i found out i need to install some nvidia malware

[storm cedar]

Seen a friend who's hit GE twice (once soloq) on his 75Hz monitor

that shit looks smooth asf

[rich sable]

ą

[ripe willow]

yeah it's not set up

turns out froxlor does nothing in terms of actually configuring anything

[rich sable]

oh lol

[ripe willow]

so I woulda just been better off doiung this all manually anywaysa

at least I get a pretty panel for managing my websites

[rich sable]

yum

[storm cedar]

Too many options

Windows user

choice scares me

/s

SHUT

SLANDER

I will sue

[paper gate]

mugman is a llm

[storm cedar]

I love getting advertisements for emoji and a few mb posting all over my Discord client

for just 99.99$ a year you can cause epileptic fits with super reacts

like the epic gamer you are

[dusty goblet]

30€

Basic has super reacts :3

[storm cedar]

its like someone is welding lgbt plasma in front of your eyes

[paper gate]

mugman is wumpus enjoyer

[storm cedar]

10/10 would sit through unskippable profile animation again

[paper gate]

mugman bought every profile animation

[storm cedar]

he did make a deal with the devil

[urban elk]

mrow

[storm cedar]

engine or cat

you decide

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-whats-app-flandre-flandre-scarlet-touhou-project-gif-26373801

[urban elk]

maow

[storm cedar]

zuckersimmping

[upbeat summit]

Vee

Who’s better, dark magician or dark magician girl

[harsh minnow]

design wise i love dark magician girl

but from like actually playing, dark magician decks are so cool

[storm cedar]

Linux socks?

[open pasture]

Windows>>

[dusty goblet]

Vee go sleep it's 3am

[open pasture]

how do u do hattt

ahhhh im gonna cry

[neon ferry]

Done!

[paper gate]

ven check dms

[open pasture]

OH ZAT

ZAT NO COOL

[paper gate]

insane

[open pasture]

cuz i have no wife

[dusty goblet]

Just get one wdym

[storm cedar]

Doobenscmirtz moment

[dusty goblet]

It's not hard

[storm cedar]

the guy from Phineas and Ferb you know who

[open pasture]

will u marry me @dusty goblet

[dusty goblet]

Hell no

[open pasture]

yeah see is very hard

[vagrant thicket]

where the fortnite did the letters go in vencord

[storm cedar]

skill tissue

[dusty goblet]

Dumbass idk u + I'm already taken

[open pasture]

dam

[dusty goblet]

Who's Ed

[vagrant thicket]

damn thats wild

[storm cedar]

Bad boy, cause not boy

Elvyra

[dusty goblet]

Elvyra

[storm cedar]

get with the times shiggy smalls

[dusty goblet]

Just use vendetta smh

[storm cedar]

Just make a note or something

[vagrant thicket]

imazinge having roles

[urban elk]

@dusty goblet maoww

[dusty goblet]

https://github.com/sponsors/Vendicated

[dull anvil]

Why are you asking random people to marry you wtf

[dusty goblet]

[urban elk]

mrmrrmrrr~

meww

[fallow pawn]

[dull anvil]

[vagrant thicket]

weairedst person alive

[dusty goblet]

Idk they have brain damage

[urban elk]

tjejfgj stopp

[storm cedar]

unless you are active in support

[urban elk]

mrraoooww

[dull anvil]

Okay I will

[storm cedar]

then its freetopain

[dull anvil]

Sorry

[urban elk]

thanks

[dull anvil]

Fair

[urban elk]

boop

[vagrant thicket]

beggin on her knees to be popular

[paper gate]

@keen junco find me a wife

[keen junco]

@fallow pawn you're zeet's wife now

[open pasture]

Epic

[vagrant thicket]

forced 👍

[dusty goblet]

It's probably a guy as well which means he didn't even have the braincell to check that I'm gay

[storm cedar]

love is blind I guess

not stupid tho

[vagrant thicket]

explain in fortnite terms

[dull anvil]

that sucks

[chilly iron]

ubrger

[keen junco]

Welcome to Somalia

[storm cedar]

Touchdown in tomato town

[vagrant thicket]

ahhh ok

200 pump but only hit for 199

[storm cedar]

build a tall pole with your homies to test epic gaymer skill

[dusty goblet]

It really isn't

[keen junco]

Maybe they're enby, stop assuming people's genders

[noble quest]

@paper gate 😋

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/aQkDd9.png

[vagrant thicket]

explain in fortnite terms i no understand

[storm cedar]

Their no defualt skin

[vagrant thicket]

ohhhhh i get it now

[dusty goblet]

I checked their website they label themselves as a guy so I am rightfully assuming + someone who puts bullshit into their pronouns field and doesn't state their pronouns anywhere else is, from experience, tendencially a guy

[storm cedar]

*I'm upset that my statement is somewhat accurate

[dusty goblet]

I hope your PC explodes

[storm cedar]

seen a proud transphobe status before :T

[vagrant thicket]

im acutaly on a phone 🤓

[dusty goblet]

If you put stupid shit into your pronouns I couldn't care less about misgendering you either way because you literally didn't tell me your pronouns

[fallow pawn]

Why

[dusty goblet]

It was more of "i hope you can't play more fortnite ever again "

[vagrant thicket]

i play on my ceiling fan

or was it my door

[dull anvil]

Your ceiling fan explodes when you try to run it

[vagrant thicket]

dang it

[dull anvil]

Your door gets fried

[vagrant thicket]

noooo 😢

[keen junco]

You're about as silly as him I think you'd be a perfect match

[paper gate]

hi

[dusty goblet]

Someone knock me out I wanna eep

The brain rot got too much

[storm cedar]

too long to travel for its day

[paper gate]

i used to have some sleep aid medicine that knocked me out

it was really weird

[mossy egret]

My mood medication does that

[storm cedar]

Ambien/zolpiclone?

[paper gate]

can I have it

[vagrant thicket]

[paper gate]

probably

[storm cedar]

Ambien is wild, not great for sleeping

[mossy egret]

It’ll make you loopy and very empty brain but sure

[dusty goblet]

Empty brain woah

[storm cedar]

pretty memed up but its like a giddy mania from what I've read

[dusty goblet]

I'm gonna take that as antidepressant

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

long list

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

but the side effects are so mild

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

less white blood cells

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

neat

[vagrant thicket]

[mossy egret]

DIVALPROEX (it’s mood medication)

[storm cedar]

they're as bad as benzo's in rough lines

[vagrant thicket]

[paper gate]

why is my cat purring

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

except they block dopamine receptors n other fun stuff that makes life less depressing

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

quoting a friend on Resperidone
"I'm eating a cookie but I feel nothing"
grabs another cookie

[vagrant thicket]

[storm cedar]

its like eating but the enjoyable part never comes

not sure if that's the only reason for weight gain, but I'm sure that does contribute to it

[vagrant thicket]

[paper gate]

i smell like onions

[vagrant thicket]

[upbeat summit]

[paper gate]

I don't know

[vagrant thicket]

[paper gate]

@upbeat summit hi

[vagrant thicket]

[upbeat summit]

@paper gate goodnight

[paper gate]

nini

[vagrant thicket]

orange

[paper gate]

that's a bee

[vagrant thicket]

no its forking not

[paper gate]

unsane

[vagrant thicket]

[noble quest]

i should play atm 9

[vagrant thicket]

no

hush

[storm cedar]

I'mma dissociate a little and hop in vc after probably

[storm cedar]

insightful

[vagrant thicket]

vencord ❌
vendoor ✔️

[storm cedar]

I'mma just let that slide instead of insulting u

cba and seems pointless

its a bit much yeah

[remote panther]

vendorb ✅

[mossy egret]

petition to make this new Vencord server name

[dull anvil]

I support

[mossy egret]

dang was about to say congrats

[dull anvil]

I put it there cause I end up getting asked a lot here so I just thought it would be quickest

[stone owl]

i think your a streamer

💯

[coarse parrot]

he is not

[dull anvil]

No

[stone owl]

😔

sad

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-spongebob-squarepants-gif-24438933

[noble quest]

is this how you do electronics?

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/OvbpYO.png

[stone owl]

yes

[graceful radish]

just because you can doesn't mean you shouldn't

i kinda want to give that image to one of my ee aspirant friends

[dull anvil]

Yes

[storm cedar]

read that again

[elder geyser]

hi

[storm cedar]

hey

[stone owl]

hello

[elder geyser]

im gay

[dull anvil]

Hai gay

[storm cedar]

that's more than fine

how are you?

[open pasture]

Shiggy

[daring kelp]

Oh really?

[stone owl]

🥐

[daring kelp]

😵‍💫

[stone owl]

🗿

[open pasture]

Sigma

Monk Moyai

🗿

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133428030715482323.gif?size=32

[open pasture]

What

😭

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143778352109461514.webp?size=32

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155717849759879240.gif?size=32

[open pasture]

Is that bear ok?

🗿

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1113124091432542238.png?size=260

Ik it's a cat

[open pasture]

🗿

[ripe willow]

You should see what I did to my Ubiquiti AP

desoldered a little diode thingymabob

in order to make it work

but

I left one side still on

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[open pasture]

Give me embeds?

[noble quest]

my uncle is an electrical engineer and a long time ago he taught me how to solder a power bank thing
it was cool

[stone owl]

nice

[graceful radish]

i will join ur minecraft server and do what u say

[keen junco]

@paper gate I just downloaded cracked Minecraft and it says "your files have been encrypted. Pay 20 BTC to the following address". What do they mean by that

Where is my desktop background

Why can't I open the cute cat video I downloaded earlier

[open pasture]

That's ransomeare I think

[graceful radish]

im ngl can u at least make it like believable

hold on let me uh

pull up the message one of the hackers left

[keen junco]

Idk can you fix it please I want to play Minecraft

[graceful radish]

friq i deleted it

[keen junco]

I will delete you

[graceful radish]

btw r u being fr

[open pasture]

Pay 20 btc or reinstall windows

[keen junco]

Yes what do I do

[open pasture]

💀💀💀

[keen junco]

What is BTC

[graceful radish]

can u compile java

y/n

[open pasture]

The currency they want you to pay in, stands for Bitcoin

[keen junco]

Don't think so, I know how to do Java -jar paper.jar

[keen junco]

Ok,

[open pasture]

I don't think anyone has 20 btc tho

[keen junco]

1268232 US DOLLARS WTF

[graceful radish]

no sane hacker would ask that amount

[open pasture]

Fr

[graceful radish]

i think when my db got leaked (dw it was just a bunch of shitposts) it was like 0.068 btc or smth

[keen junco]

So I install windows again??

[graceful radish]

@keen junco r u being fr

[golden kiln]

bitchcoin

[open pasture]

Yes you need to nuke ur pc by Installing windows

[graceful radish]

reinstall windows

[keen junco]

Yes I told I downloaded cracked Minecraft and now nothing works anymore

[graceful radish]

no like

r u being fr

[keen junco]

Okay

[keen junco]

French?

[graceful radish]

is this not a joke

[open pasture]

Gl bro

[graceful radish]

for real

[keen junco]

Yes I am real

Not ChatGPT

[graceful radish]

what did u even download

dm link

pls

[open pasture]

Ur grok from Twitter 😭

[keen junco]

Idk I just went on Google

And typed cracked Minecraft download

[graceful radish]

yes and send link

[keen junco]

And then I went on softonic or something

[keen junco]

My browser is not working

I am on phone

[graceful radish]

u probably have google history turned on

[keen junco]

Uhh

I have different google account for phone

I think

[graceful radish]

my youtube says like "r the recommendations working correctly? if not turn ur history on" and im like "yeah yeah u still recommend me the same cringe videos i watch all day dw luv"

[keen junco]

My older brother set it up for me

[graceful radish]

@keen junco is ur PC on

because turn it off if u haven't

[keen junco]

Okay

[open pasture]

Crazy

[keen junco]

Ok it's off

[graceful radish]

is ur windows encrypted? if no, use linux from usb (or windows PE whatever just get something up and running) and move personal files u have
if its encrypted (why do you do this to yourself), im honestly lost about what u need to do here if u can, get to windows logo then shut off power 3 times and u will get to recovery screen from there you can start moving files using command prompt or whatever

if ur files r lost, ur kinda screwed. start over

also im assuming u actually got ransomware

[open pasture]

Probably

[graceful radish]

if its just a fake ransomware written by a SK u probably can just remove the offending program from recovery screen

[open pasture]

That is ransomware, check out nomoreransom.org you can upload one sample encrypted file to see what is encrypted. That is, if you care about the files

If you don't really care about the files grab a USB plug it into a clean computer and reinstall windows

orwhatever other operating system you want

[graceful radish]

also if u can, pls send link

[open pasture]

me?

[graceful radish]

not u

marvin

sorry

didn't mean to like say "not u"

[keen junco]

I was just trolling I didn't expect you to write all that 😭

[open pasture]

so you got no ransomware?

Knew it

[graceful radish]

🫠

[open pasture]

Ye he didn't get it

[graceful radish]

tbh the 20btc part made no sense in the first place

whatever

also my friend actually got ransomware once

idk how

so

[open pasture]

why am I even trying to be helpful (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[open pasture]

Real asked him for , 1 mill😭

[open pasture]

Lol

[graceful radish]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[graceful radish]

im ngl u just need one rich spoiled kid

[open pasture]

(⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

[keen junco]

Despite how much dodgy stuff I have downloaded online I have yet to get ransomed. The only time it happened was when I was like 12 (dear T&S, I'm 23 now) and I removed it with a YouTube video

[open pasture]

Lol 😭😭😭💀but real

[graceful radish]

windows defender has done more harm for me

than good

it has to go

same with uac

[open pasture]

Only seen my cousin getting ransomeware once so far. And I was able to decrypt the files actually because the keys have been published by malware researchers

[open pasture]

It sucks fr, I had a virus and it said my oc is safe

[graceful radish]

thats super cool

[open pasture]

tbh I don't even get how you even get viruses nowadays

[keen junco]

It wasn't even encrypted back then, they just put a full screen scare window

Where they told me my PC was locked for supposedly having illicit material on it

[graceful radish]

u try to get yuzu without checking who uploaded it and comparing hash 🧠

[open pasture]

I got sent an email the virus probably used a zero click exploit or smth

[ripe willow]

cracked software,
supply chain
email spam
video game cheats

[graceful radish]

u were probably scared because it was true /j

[keen junco]

No

[graceful radish]

how come u make jokes but cant take one

[keen junco]

I can take it but I was gonna specify that I already knew about that particular virus from a YouTube channel I was watching back then

[open pasture]

he's not a bottom, otherwise he would be a good taker /s

[open pasture]

Don't download dodgy shit and use email relay services.
Also adblocker.

[keen junco]

Clearly you don't know me

[graceful radish]

when u click the ad for optifine

[open pasture]

hah, bottom

[ripe willow]

I agree, don't download dodgy shit

email spam isn't gonna be fixed by your provider, that's an end-user problem
stop opening attachments

ffs

I do lots of malware research

it has been hobby of mine

for 10 years

[graceful radish]

vencord has exclusively bottoms because every normal person goes to betterdiscord

[ripe willow]

I was around for BEPS/Sundown

and RIG3

and the RIG4 release

[open pasture]

True but I have yet to receive spam mails. Using stuff like ddg-email proxy (when you're okay with the privacy aspect) really helps with that stuff

[graceful radish]

helo my machine

[open pasture]

firefox relay is also an option

[winter needle]

i haven't gotten a single non false positive from an AV since I was like 8

[ripe willow]

typically malspam is targetted to certain companies these days

[open pasture]

or hosting your own

[ripe willow]

it's called

spear phishing style emails :3

[open pasture]

true but company security is a whole different area. I am talking about private users here

[ripe willow]

It overlaps

lol

you asked how users get malware these days

I provided the main

infection routes

for Win32 malware

:)

[open pasture]

I was talking about private users

[ripe willow]

Ok

it still stands

LOL

private users or corporate users

the main infection methodsd

are the same

don't make me keyboard spam and have an aneurysm

[graceful radish]

u had a computer when u were 8

very cool

[ripe willow]

yes

I miss my DDR2 machine

:(

[open pasture]

I am aware of the general vectors threat actors use to infect targets, it was more about like "how can you be that dumb"

[graceful radish]

social engineering >>

[ripe willow]

^

it's been the same thing for the last 15 years

the only time it differed slightly was

because of BEPS/Sundown

and RIG

or like

2009 java drivebys

[graceful radish]

@keen junco

minecraft

[keen junco]

What about it

[graceful radish]

nvm

im slowly losing my sanity anyway

[open pasture]

same

[keen junco]

I ran a paper server earlier on my new dedicated server

Gave it like 64GB ram

[graceful radish]

can ijoin

[keen junco]

It was just for testing purposes

[graceful radish]

qwq

agony

[keen junco]

Will get nuked tomorrow to install proxmox

[paper gate]

i fell asleep

[graceful radish]

wakey

[paper gate]

hi@graceful radish

[graceful radish]

meow

[keen junco]

Good meowning I took away minker

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[keen junco]

@wide leaf let's set zeet's house on fire

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

It's okay, the thing that happened to friendlyjordies' house will seem like child's play in comparison to the events that will unfold at zeet's house

[paper gate]

madness

[noble quest]

@paper gate do you live at ruby ridge?

[paper gate]

yes

never

[graceful radish]

what is ur cpu

im actually curious if it is very weak

oh

[paper gate]

@graceful radish eow

@wide leaf why isnt MTP working

[bold wren]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

help

[bold wren]

you

[paper gate]

fawner

[graceful radish]

mrrrp

[bold wren]

you @paper gate

[paper gate]

fawner its time

[bold wren]

how do i adjust sens

dpi

mouse

[paper gate]

what is ens

sens

[bold wren]

sensitivity

not gamer

[graceful radish]

the button on themiddle usually

wat

[paper gate]

libinput

[bold wren]

???

that's a lib

[paper gate]

bnuh uh

nuh uh

[bold wren]

zt dum as helll

is ther e a cute gui for it

im windows user

[paper gate]

i kill

[graceful radish]

cant u just adjust it in the settings

[bold wren]

WHAT SETTINGS

[graceful radish]

crap cant send images

just type

mouse pointer speed

[open pasture]

Ark

Arch

[paper gate]

fawn so dum

😭

[graceful radish]

arch winux

[bold wren]

kill zt

[paper gate]

fawner

[winter needle]

this might be a suitable method

[bold wren]

kill rushii

[winter needle]

nuh uh

[paper gate]

@bold wren my numpad + key is dead

[elder geyser]

which WM is that

[bold wren]

bspwm

[elder geyser]

cringe

[paper gate]

firefox still missing webhid

@bold wren hey girl

fawner

[bold wren]

hiii

[warm zenith]

firefox is still missing what makes it good

[paper gate]

@warm zenith hii

kamuro

[warm zenith]

hi

[paper gate]

did you sleep

[warm zenith]

yea