🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[opal pumice]

\™️

damn it

hold on

[hollow surge]

™

what

it is good

it worked

[bold wren]

banning every girl in here so zt finds no one to simp for

[hollow surge]

fawn doesn't know...

he doesn't know...

[bold wren]

im not saying ur a girl

[opal pumice]

Soon™

[bold wren]

or ur not a girl

[paper gate]

@bold wren ur just jealous

bobert

[bold wren]

of who

[paper gate]

bobert

[bold wren]

zt makes NO sense

[open pasture]

I'm bobert

[paper gate]

i make all sense

[bold wren]

0 sense

[paper gate]

how

[bold wren]

you are like the unsense person

negative sense

no rizz no bitches no motion

[paper gate]

nop

[hollow surge]

when i try to get bitches i only find lesbians

cursed

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tabby-cat-milk-drinking-milk-cat-drinking-milk-gif-11891268939681716182 @hollow surge thats you

[steady lagoon]

[hollow surge]

no

[bold wren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-cokie-gif-3387290697968250521

[paper gate]

uh huh

[bold wren]

@paper gate thats u

[hollow surge]

i am not a big baby cat

[paper gate]

you ar

[hollow surge]

how to,,,,,,,,,,,,,, get embed

[paper gate]

@bold wren give

[hollow jackal]

you dsb232423333333333333333333333

[hollow surge]

i fucking reacehd the limit of maximum discord gifs

and it isn't LETTING ME

UNFAVOURITE

[hollow jackal]

skill iss

[bold wren]

what the fuck

why is that a thing

[paper gate]

fawner

[hollow surge]

because discord is BRAINDEAD

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174 @hollow surge

[hollow surge]

that's me

in the future

[paper gate]

yes

[hollow surge]

bc i need glasses

[paper gate]

yop

[hollow surge]

REAL bad

[bold wren]

is it limitless with nitro

[hollow surge]

no

[bold wren]

lmao

[fallow drum]

@bold wrenHELLO????

[paper gate]

@fallow drum MPV_RENDER_PARAM_ADVANCED_CONTROL

[fallow drum]

NO

[bold wren]

um hi or whatever.

[paper gate]

fawner

[bold wren]

i'm like. chilling.

[hollow surge]

are you like. bing chilling?

[fallow drum]

next person to make a bad joke is getting banned

[bold wren]

type shit

[hollow jackal]

duckduckgo chilling

[paper gate]

bobert cant ban

[fallow drum]

i can

[hollow surge]

shut up ur a noob,,,

[fallow drum]

i just haven't needed to

yet

[paper gate]

rosie is a noob

[hollow surge]

yes

[fallow drum]

um no actually my roblox avatar is pretty good

[hollow surge]

still ur a noob...

[paper gate]

yop

[patent swan]

Ban that person

[hollow surge]

PAM PAPPAPAM PAAAAM

noooooooooow you say you're lonely

[paper gate]

rosie

[hollow surge]

you cry the long night through

well you can cryyyy me a river

cry me a river

i cried a river

over you

[paper gate]

:3

[hollow surge]

noooow you say you're sorry

[fallow drum]

fawn and i are making a vendor house are you living there

[hollow surge]

for being so

[paper gate]

yes

[hollow surge]

untrue

well you can cry me a river

[fallow drum]

@bold wrenbig news

[hollow surge]

cry me river

[fallow drum]

inviting kevin next

[hollow surge]

i cried a river

over youuuuuuuuu

you drove me

nearly drove me

out of my head

while you

never shared

shwt

what

[paper gate]

@wide leaf is a selfbot

[hollow surge]

i'm not self botting

[bold wren]

i unblocked him a while ago

[bold wren]

he hasn't said anything yet idont think he knows

forgot to ping @fallow drum

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

blobbert

[odd wave]

@odd wave youre gay

OH MY GOD

i am

[hollow surge]

@odd wave youre gay

[bold wren]

honestly was expecting him to be testing if he is still blocked daily

[odd wave]

OH MY GOD

i am

[bold wren]

kinda disappointed

kevin fell off

[odd wave]

fell off what

[hollow surge]

fell off MY MOM!!!!!

💪

[paper gate]

what if rosie is kevin alt

[odd wave]

GASP

[open pasture]

3 km altitude

[bold wren]

what if zt and kevin sitting under a tree @paper gate

[paper gate]

never

[open pasture]

[fallow drum]

just me, fawn, kevin, and zt

[paper gate]

@hollow surge pwnky

[fallow drum]

kevin and zt sharing the same room

too expensive for separate rooms

yk how it is

[hollow surge]

@paper gate zeet [role=stupid aria-life=off]

who is kevin

hi kevin

[fallow drum]

only the best vencord member to ever exist

[hollow surge]

no

that's @paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[bold wren]

the glazing is crazy

[sharp portal]

hi everyone

im drunk

:3

[paper gate]

@bold wren blazin

[hollow surge]

hi can i have beer

[small bramble]

zeet [role=intelligent aria-live=on] 🙏

[fallow drum]

bro is probably like 15

[bold wren]

@sharp portal what are your thoughts about gay people

[sharp portal]

im 21

wanna see

[sharp portal]

ur based

they are GAY

😁

[hollow surge]

teez

[fallow drum]

i am an underage girl no thanks

[hollow surge]

teez nuts???

[hollow surge]

banned...

[paper gate]

@fallow drum is like 47

[small bramble]

teez nuts dn

[paper gate]

you

yes

[small bramble]

without the 4, or 7?
||/j||

[paper gate]

@small bramble hii

[small bramble]

haiii

just say 60 minutes

[hollow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/super-special-chaos-head-takumi-nishijou-gif-25051839

[small bramble]

LMFAO

[paper gate]

@hollow jackal hii

[hollow jackal]

@paper gate hi iiii

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-cat-feeder-cat-feeder-camera-cat-camera-gif-1435288208602596413

[stone owl]

[small bramble]

can't wait for new jjk chapters
gege on his way to kill more characters

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[stone owl]

Russian one makes more sense

Yes

[hollow surge]

sends ip grabber discord gift to friend
doesn't say to not open it
"do i open it"
"no"

brain eemojiii

[paper gate]

do not

nop

[stone owl]

[hollow surge]

h

[opal pumice]

h h a a i i t t c c h h

[stone owl]

⁉️

[paper gate]

me

[rich sable]

aitch

[stone owl]

:3

[paper gate]

mugminky mold

[stone owl]

[rich sable]

rust makes my soul weep

[rich sable]

DEVILISH IN NATURE

[hollow surge]

you || ||

[paper gate]

hmm my code is not working

mugman is responsible

[hollow surge]

mogman

real

[dull anvil]

You || ||

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[balmy rover]

I legit thought that was a spoiler

[dull anvil]

[balmy rover]

Dam, but do ips have the "/"

Never seen that

I have seen a "." tho

[stone owl]

Damn he got out the wiki

[balmy rover]

Ill check that

[balmy rover]

Ye got sources to back his actions

[stone owl]

I would use bing tho

[balmy rover]

I use edge so

Ye

Also bing

[jaunty trellis]

[balmy rover]

Edge is better it uses less recources

[stone owl]

Bing on top

[balmy rover]

O i see why husk

[balmy rover]

I thought they are the same

Bing and edge

💀

[stone owl]

Very different

💯

[balmy rover]

Ye i just bingED it

[jaunty trellis]

bing is the search engine and edge is Microsoft chrome

[balmy rover]

Ye

[fallow drum]

why did the channel name change lol

[stone owl]

Hehehehhe

[balmy rover]

It changed?

[fallow drum]

yop

[balmy rover]

What was it before?

[stone owl]

Fax

[fallow drum]

off topic

duh!!

[balmy rover]

O

K

[jaunty trellis]

it's been what it's rn for like a month

if not more

[balmy rover]

Never really noticed lol

[stone owl]

I forgot time

[fallow drum]

oh

i don't pay attention

[stone owl]

Same

[jaunty trellis]

it's basically the same as it was before

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[hollow surge]

@fallow drum

[signal rose]

it's ugly now

[hollow surge]

the fuck is that

[signal rose]

too big

[paper gate]

pwnky

[stone owl]

Use bing 💯

[hollow surge]

zeet [role=stupid aria-live=off]

[hollow surge]

use duckduckgo 💯

[jaunty trellis]

[signal rose]

[hollow surge]

precisely

[stone owl]

:3

[hollow surge]

no

[jaunty trellis]

use searxng

[hollow surge]

then double use it

hi hi ‍‍⁢⁢‍⁢‍⁢‍⁢⁡‌‍⁤‍⁡⁢⁡‌⁢‍⁤‍⁢⁡⁣⁢‍⁢‍‍‍⁢‌⁢‌⁡⁣⁡⁢⁣⁣⁣‌⁡‌⁤‌⁡‍⁡⁢⁢⁢⁢‌⁡‍‌⁡⁢⁢‌‍⁡‍‌‍⁡⁢⁢‍⁤‍‌⁤⁡‍‌⁡hi hi

[stone owl]

Duckgo x 2

[paper gate]

hi

[errant chasm]

@paper gate bwa

[hollow surge]

triple

[signal rose]

ah shit I put one twice lol

[hollow surge]

i think i like this guy

[paper gate]

bwa

you

[jaunty trellis]

[errant chasm]

[stone owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/987108605855690813.png?size=160

[hollow surge]

you are a bwaa

[stone owl]

Carlos is here

[hollow surge]

because you are a bwaa, but not the only bwaa

you are one of the bwaas

[hollow surge]

that too

[stone owl]

I have found it

Bwa

[balmy rover]

Whats the password?

[hollow surge]

i forgot actually

🧠

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-338783462287106063

[echo bronze]

Slap cam

[balmy rover]

Big brain moment indeed

[hollow surge]

the ⁢‍⁡‌‌⁣⁡‌⁣‍‌‌⁢⁡⁢⁢⁣‍‌⁢⁡‌⁤‍⁤⁤⁢‌‍‌⁢⁡⁢⁢⁣⁢⁢‍⁡‌⁡‌⁢⁤⁡⁢‌⁣⁢⁡⁢⁢⁤⁣⁢‌‌⁢‌‍⁢‌‌password is bwa

[echo bronze]

same

[balmy rover]

⁢‍⁢⁤⁢‍⁢‍⁢⁤⁡⁢⁢⁢⁢‌⁢‌⁡‌⁡⁢⁡⁣⁢‌‍⁢⁢‍⁢‍‌⁣⁣⁤⁢‍⁢‍‌⁢‍‌⁣⁡‍‌‍‌‌⁡⁢⁢‌⁤⁢‌‍‌‌⁢nice message

[hollow surge]

thank ⁡‍‌‍⁡⁡‍⁡‌⁡‌⁤⁢⁡⁣⁤‌‍‍⁤⁢⁡⁡⁢⁡⁡‍⁣‌⁡⁤⁤⁡⁡‌‍⁣‍⁣⁡‌⁢‌⁤you

[stone owl]

Bing is the best is the password

[hollow surge]

the password is nothign

[stone owl]

😭

[hollow surge]

the fuck is �jY

it was supposed to be hi

not �jY

[balmy rover]

My password is just the defualt "password"

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[errant chasm]

@wide leaf bwa

[hollow surge]

@cosmic otter bwa

[fair zodiac]

bwa

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-gogogadget-pixelenhancer-gif-17359957589479385490

ughhhh

[stone owl]

Brain rot

[hollow surge]

you

[stone owl]

Nuh uh

[paper gate]

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Structure array elements must use contiguous memory (bad backing address at Structure array index 1)

sfdnfjsdbnfsd

[jaunty trellis]

[fair zodiac]

ven: bans the cat word

also ven:

[open pasture]

you should give me your discord email

[ripe willow]

Damn

her webdev skills 👍

[balmy rover]

Ye

[ripe willow]

I am a backend dev

[balmy rover]

That

[ripe willow]

I only classify myself as fullstack for work

[stone owl]

🗿

[fair zodiac]

insan

[ripe willow]

about 60% of the frontend on this website is mine
80% or more if you don't count the CSS

[balmy rover]

Check under ur message

[errant chasm]

[ripe willow]

I should mention I hate JS

lol

[open pasture]

I dont use vencord

[ripe willow]

Neither do I

[balmy rover]

[e-mail]

[unreal siren]

Ok

[fair zodiac]

webassembly

[balmy rover]

Me too

[open pasture]

never heard of it

[unreal siren]

Isnt that against tos

[open pasture]

no i actually dont

lol

[balmy rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112852200138485850/1211771151018102784/caption.gif

[balmy rover]

Same

[open pasture]

embed fail

[balmy rover]

Real

[ripe willow]

hahaha

[balmy rover]

That sounded like a plane going weeeee

[ripe willow]

vencord?

[balmy rover]

Its a CANGgaroo

[ripe willow]

yeah I think it is

you'll get banned

in 2 days

[fair zodiac]

real

virus

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hi

[fair zodiac]

virus

[open pasture]

blud this is the vencord server 💀

[fair zodiac]

it's a joke

[hollow surge]

we can't say meow?

[ripe willow]

hiiii

[fair zodiac]

wha

wait

[ripe willow]

WOOF

[fair zodiac]

say it on it's own

[ripe willow]

GRR

RUFF

RUFF

[hollow surge]

Lana [HUMAN]

[hollow surge]

no

[fair zodiac]

k

[open pasture]

i would've sent a virustotal link if i was serious lol

[hollow surge]

@ripe willow can you say your name backwards plssssssss

[fair zodiac]

☠️

[ripe willow]

No duh, that's why my name got changed to LANA

I said my name was an anagram

and someone set a nickname

[paper gate]

@hollow surge

[hollow surge]

meow...

[paper gate]

you

[ripe willow]

Woof.

GRRRR

@paper gate

woof

:3

[paper gate]

hii

[paper gate]

what is that

[fair zodiac]

bor

[stone owl]

Woof

[hollow surge]

Lyrics:
DAMN!
DAMN!
DAMN!
DAMN!

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[hollow surge]

DAMN!

DAMN!

DAMN!

[open pasture]

You're not kendrick

[hollow surge]

i am your mom

[open pasture]

Literally impossible

[hollow surge]

ask her

(aka me)

[stone owl]

Nah those are just false positives

[echo bronze]

no

vencord is a virus

[stone owl]

What

It is

Oh no

[jaunty trellis]

it will token your log and inject vestrogen into your pc

[stone owl]

Uninstalling it

I don’t want the viruses

That’s why bing is better

💯

[open pasture]

Asking my mom if she's my mom

Brb

[stone owl]

Neg x neg = positive

[balmy rover]

Yes

Its that

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791

[granite lily]

(-8) + (-8) = (-8) -8 = -16

[small bramble]

????

yo

your math is very wrong

(-8) + (-8) isnt (-8)(-8)

it's 2(-8)

(-8)(-8) would be 64

okay I think I get what you mean

[granite lily]

what

[small bramble]

use spaces 🙏

[echo bronze]

did they forget the space

was it supposed to be (-8) - 8

yeah that makes sense

if it were a negative you'd have to use the parentheses

[granite lily]

yes im braindead

[small bramble]

ngl i usually omit the parens

[echo bronze]

I don't???

They fail you for that

[small bramble]

i am the braindead person here

[echo bronze]

They fail me for that, at least

[opaque trench]

I just drank fruit juice and I feel like I could tear the earth in half after that much hydration

[echo bronze]

I got points deducted for not using parentheses in high school math

[granite lily]

estrogen overdose

[echo bronze]

i wish i had estrogen

[opaque trench]

Lmfao. Blueberries so full of estrogen.

Water. So full of estrogen.

[echo bronze]

I want estrogen

[paper gate]

night night

[opaque trench]

💀

[ripe willow]

I am hungry

[granite lily]

@paper gate

[small bramble]

i omit the parens and go
"you teach maths, you should be able to infer"

[paper gate]

@granite lily

[granite lily]

hi

[echo bronze]

that's so sassy for someone who's wrong

32

[granite lily]

the fucj

[opaque trench]

Please say you're joking

[rich sable]

ummmm shit

gimme a mun

min

[echo bronze]

how

what

i

[opaque trench]

That is the simplest math problem I've seen in years

[echo bronze]

please for the love of god tell me for fuck's sake that you don't need a minute to do that math

[rich sable]

listen i dropped out okay

[small bramble]

18? by bodmas

[echo bronze]

YOU DROPPED OUT OF WHAT? ELEMENTARY?

[opaque trench]

Lmfao

LOLOL

[echo bronze]

????????

WHY?

WHAT TRHE FUCK

[rich sable]

I’m kidding about the whole meeting a minute

[granite lily]

is it 15

[opaque trench]

Bro doesn't know order of operations

[small bramble]

I woke up early and my brain is barely functional

[rich sable]

18

[opaque trench]

Finally

[granite lily]

what

[rich sable]

OK, but I’m real about the dropping out thing

[echo bronze]

Brackets
Orders
Division/Multiplication
Addition/Subtraction

How the fuck

Did you get 18

What

What did you do?

What the fuck did you DO?

[small bramble]

10/2

• 13

[opaque trench]

It's deadass 18. Divide 10 by 2 and add 13 goofy.

[granite lily]

wait its not 15 its 14

[echo bronze]

???????????????????????????????

[opaque trench]

💀 ☠️ 💀

What.

[echo bronze]

divide 10? by 2? it's 20/2+22

[granite lily]

44/4 = 11
11+3 = 14

[ripe willow]

bro what the fuck is happening

[opaque trench]

It literally says 10 / 2 + 13

[echo bronze]

nobody in this server can

[opaque trench]

....

[rich sable]

I got really tired of getting called slurs and also not being able to keep up with the workload

[echo bronze]

IT SAYS FUCKING 20

[small bramble]

I'll go and get some sleep to make my brain functional

[echo bronze]

WH

OH MKY GOD

[granite lily]

braindeads are fighting who has right solution

[echo bronze]

IT'S A FUCKING TRICK

IT'S A TRICK

NO NO NO NO NO THE IMAGE CHANGES

[granite lily]

LMFAOOOO

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[echo bronze]

IT'S A FUCKING TRAP

[opaque trench]

Well the image is usually 10/2+13

And that is 18

Bend over now

🔫

[echo bronze]

No

[granite lily]

its 44/4+3 for me

[rich sable]

HUH??

[echo bronze]

No it isn't

[small bramble]

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[opaque trench]

💀

[echo bronze]

HOW THE FUCK IS IT 44/4+3

WHAT

THE FUCK

THE FUCK FT G DF D EA ??????

[small bramble]

it shows 10/2+13 for me

[dusty goblet]

Haii

[rich sable]

rule 8 buddy boo

[granite lily]

https://txnor.com/math

[opaque trench]

Well, at least we know most of us aren't dumb. Just different shit showing

[rich sable]

[errant chasm]

[echo bronze]

discord sex hack???

[echo bronze]

Yeah

[small bramble]

chill it's a joke

[echo bronze]

Fuck I thought you all were dumb

[rich sable]

i was also joking

[opaque trench]

Nah. I literally operate on raw observations

[rich sable]

[granite lily]

you are dumb

you are silly creature

[opaque trench]

Lmao

[echo bronze]

18

[rich sable]

18

[small bramble]

i was 100% convinced that I'm braindead and it's actually what azzy said

[opaque trench]

Yes. Unquestionably 18

[granite lily]

11

[opaque trench]

Just give up math

[echo bronze]

I'm too high for this

[opaque trench]

💀

[echo bronze]

No

[ripe willow]

it's 18

[rich sable]

im 18

[ripe willow]

BEDMAS says 18.

[granite lily]

2+13 = 15
10/15 = 11

[small bramble]

???

[echo bronze]

NOOOOO

WHY

[opaque trench]

Incorrect order of operations dumbass

[echo bronze]

WHAT

[fair zodiac]

DIVISION GOES FIRST

[granite lily]

fuck you

[echo bronze]

https://crxb.cc/96nhxwlh

[ripe willow]

doesn't matter, division first, since the other part isn't in brackets

[echo bronze]

?????????????????????????????????

[small bramble]

me when bodmas/pemdas/(or whatever)

[echo bronze]

10/15=11 ???????

what fucking planet

[opaque trench]

Not my fault you couldn't remember an acronym like PEMDAS or something. Computers are strict about standard order of computation

So it's second nature.

[echo bronze]

In WHAT fucking planwt

[granite lily]

fuck you all its 11

[fair zodiac]

i was taught PEMDAS but same thing

[opaque trench]

Bros the one overdosing on estrogen

[small bramble]

cat math 🙏

[opaque trench]

Lkao

[echo bronze]

IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES 10 OVER 15 EQUAL FUCKING ELEVEN

[opaque trench]

LOL

[ripe willow]

It is technically parenthesis

but I call ( and ) brackets because I'm INSANE

[rich sable]

ueah i get 32. 32 bitches

[odd wave]

OH MY GLOT! IS THAT CHESS

[echo bronze]

YOU'RE SAYING 10 FITS INTO 15 ELEVEN TIMES

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

[opaque trench]

Shane Dawson looks different here

[odd wave]

WHAT

[echo bronze]

YOU CAN ADD 10 INTO 15 ELEVEN TIMES

[rich sable]

wat

[opaque trench]

Finally, an integral

[small bramble]

11×15 is 10 apparently now

[granite lily]

i remember you sent this before

[odd wave]

TEN FITS INTO FIFTEEN LIKE

[ripe willow]

Ok, I guess you can announce this but uh

didn't ask

[odd wave]

1.5 TIMES

[echo bronze]

LET'S COUNT
10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
110

[fair zodiac]

[opaque trench]

Based

[granite lily]

i remember doing one of them in math solver

[rich sable]

Always bet on the router

[ripe willow]

ok, what are we doing
programming in BASIC?

[small bramble]

no

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-linux-aplay-urandom-random-gif-26003711

[ripe willow]

Cap

[echo bronze]

I don't know integrals

[granite lily]

probably

[echo bronze]

do you even know what BASIC is

or do you still count using your fingers

[granite lily]

yes

[fair zodiac]

basic isn't just numbers

[rich sable]

you?

[small bramble]

do if you dont want to be able to hear again

[rich sable]

You’re a basic bitch

[ripe willow]

I'm talking about the programming language basic

[echo bronze]

And?

[granite lily]

@echo bronze 2/7.63 = sqr(89.3284)^7

[fair zodiac]

should i do it on termux

[echo bronze]

you're just a regular bitch

[ripe willow]

10
20
30

that's how do you your new lines

[rich sable]

Where is 11

[fair zodiac]

lmao

best example image

[ripe willow]

I cbf to find the one from futurama rn

[echo bronze]

excuse me

[small bramble]

i hate 10 things

• humans
• things which don't understand binary

[rich sable]

Why do you hate humans?

They’re pretty cool, I think

[small bramble]

I just do

[rich sable]

smh my head

[dusty goblet]

@ripe willow hii

[echo bronze]

you're literally having a stroke

[ripe willow]

too cynical

why hate everything

[echo bronze]

you have to be having a stroke please tell me you're having a stroke

[ripe willow]

you have to enjoy something in life

[small bramble]

i am enjoying my company with cats

[fair zodiac]

count prime numbers without looking them up

[echo bronze]

meow

[rich sable]

@ripe willow is that a lain banner

live laugh lain

[ripe willow]

company with cats doesn't understand binary

[sly spear]

WHAT THE FUCK 💀

[small bramble]

my cat knows binary 🙏 basic cat education

[ripe willow]

a friend has told me this, but I don't watch anime so I didn't know.
The image is just 100% me.

[hollow surge]

hi chat should i

1. go to school
   or
2. kill myself

[opaque trench]

[X²]v1^⁵

[echo bronze]

1

[small bramble]

3. sleep

[opaque trench]

5² - 1²

[rich sable]

The only anime I have ever watched is Lain

[hollow surge]

okay

[echo bronze]

24

[opaque trench]

24

[rich sable]

I didn’t understand a damn thing about the plot. I just thought it looked cool with the computers

[opaque trench]

Yes

[ripe willow]

240/4

[echo bronze]

60

it's just 120/2

[hollow surge]

2+2

[echo bronze]

4

easy

i'm too high for this

[rich sable]

try and figure this one out without a calculator liberal: 12^0

[opaque trench]

Lmao

[ripe willow]

268435456

or

[opaque trench]

Undefined

[echo bronze]

1

[ripe willow]

268435453

[opaque trench]

Wait, power of 0

[rich sable]

Holy crap

[opaque trench]

Yeah identity property

[hollow surge]

2+((2²)³+x)=10

[small bramble]

1

[hollow surge]

what is x

[small bramble]

anything

[echo bronze]

you think i didn't do basic high school math?

[ripe willow]

240/4 is
total: 268435456
usable: 268435453

[small bramble]

to the power of 0 is 1

[rich sable]

I dropped out of high school

[echo bronze]

I can tell

[hollow surge]

find x

[ripe willow]

and I'm not making a joke

I'm dead serious

[rich sable]

I actually know how to do this stuff I was just messing with you, but yes I did drop out

As of yesterday

[ripe willow]

No stop

[rich sable]

It was my senior year

[ripe willow]

go back

fucking graduate ffs

[fair zodiac]

1

[ripe willow]

trust me

just graduate now

[hollow surge]

rhhhuhhhh

[rich sable]

too much of a pain in my ass

[echo bronze]

Graduate

[ripe willow]

it'll make life way easier in the future

[opaque trench]

Bro found x for us

[echo bronze]

You need it

You NEED it

[ripe willow]

trust me

[hollow surge]

what number does x represent

[fair zodiac]

anything with an exponent of 0 is 1

[ripe willow]

I barely went to HS in my senior year

[fair zodiac]

[ripe willow]

I went JUST enough to graduate

[granite lily]

@echo bronze-2*-2=6

[opaque trench]

Identity property yes

[ripe willow]

but you gotta do it

[rich sable]

It’s kind of sucks because my CCNA course was entirely paid for by my trade school but like

[rich sable]

Meaning, I would get the Cisco certification for free

[echo bronze]

I went just enough to graduate

[ripe willow]

I didn't even go to commencement, fuck that

just get diploma

[echo bronze]

I graduated, yes, barely

[hollow surge]

i wanna graduate then not do university

[echo bronze]

But because I graduated?

[hollow surge]

enough of this bullshit

[echo bronze]

I can apply to uni

Easily

[rich sable]

I’m not going to university

[ripe willow]

ngl

CCNA is meh

[rich sable]

I’m going straight into the workforce

[ripe willow]

[echo bronze]

Because my graduation is proof enough that I've done things

[rich sable]

At least it’s not that AWS bullshit

[ripe willow]

like it's so normie

standard

[echo bronze]

Become educated and become liberal

[ripe willow]

fair enough ig, but it's like

such a waste of money

[rich sable]

I want to become a standard sysadmin

[ripe willow]

[rich sable]

I wasn’t the one paying for it

[hollow surge]

what about (2²)³

[ripe willow]

waste of time if you're going in to actually learn stuff from it

[rich sable]

I also got a comptia A+

[ripe willow]

and in a modern day environment, those certs alone

[winter needle]

(x+2)(x+7)

[ripe willow]

won't get you a job

:/

[rich sable]

I learned a lot from it so

[ripe willow]

I have 2 pentesting certs

and I still struggled

lol

[hollow surge]

((x)^p)^a)=(x)^p*a

[opaque trench]

x (x + 23)

[rich sable]

well, there’s your problem it’s pentesting

[opaque trench]

Ahaha

[next warren]

nuh uh

[hollow surge]

yuh uh

[next warren]

prove it

[rich sable]

nope

[fair zodiac]

(x+7)(x+2)

[ripe willow]

incorrect, pentesting is an insane field right now

LOL

[echo bronze]

are you, the person with no plan, telling somebody who has their life together that they have a problem

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1022306534794985542.png?size=48

[ripe willow]

Fortinet is hiring people right out of highschool

[opaque trench]

Pentesting is getting more esoteric as time goes on that is for sure

[rich sable]

I have a damn good plan

[echo bronze]

you literally dropped out of high school

[paper gate]

@next warren hi

[echo bronze]

never get your GED???

[paper gate]

@hollow surge hi

[rich sable]

no, I’m just not wasting my effort on that

[rich sable]

I dropped out yesterday. I’m not going to get my GED the next day.

Yes, I’m getting one

[fair zodiac]

un drop out

[echo bronze]

STAY IN SCHOOL THEN

[rich sable]

Not today

[fair zodiac]

un drop out

[echo bronze]

Why the fuck is it "not worth it"

[rich sable]

But probably within the next month

[echo bronze]

Go back to school

Please

Please dear god

[paper gate]

night night vencord

[jaunty trellis]

nini zeet

[echo bronze]

You will regret life so much

[ripe willow]

I'm not sure how I feel, someone thinking CCNA and A+ are good certs, and decided to drop out of highschool just shit on pentesting

[winter needle]

ged is equivalent to high school diploma

[small bramble]

gn zt

[echo bronze]

It's such a bad idea though

[rich sable]

I was also going to get the net+

[hollow surge]

(2²)³=64

2²*³=2^6

2^6=64

[ripe willow]

yes, so a bunch of entry level certs

[echo bronze]

Why do you give a shit?

I'm Canadian

[fair zodiac]

there's like approximately zero jobs that hire if you don't graduate high school

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[rich sable]

no shit its entry level, im not in my 30s im 18

[winter needle]

as long as you get one youll be fine
if i didnt have the option for dual enrollment i would actually drop out because hs made me suicidal

[hollow surge]

(2²)³=2²*³

[small bramble]

what does nationality have to do with anything

[echo bronze]

^

[rich sable]

I was in a dual enrollment program, but I dropped out of both yesterday

[ripe willow]

you're better off staying in highschool

and not even getting those

certs

lol

[echo bronze]

I barely graduated because high school sucked but it still was so important

[rich sable]

apparently, my friends from the CCNA class said they’re going to miss me

[hollow surge]

omg i can't wait to work as a mcdonalds cashier and get paid in grains of rice

[ripe willow]

the CCNA falls below understanding a programming language

[echo bronze]

Who the fuck said that

[fair zodiac]

nobody said that

[echo bronze]

bro making a problem out of nothing

[rich sable]

I don’t want to know a programming language, unless it’s like power shell or some shit

[hollow surge]

hi can you reply to the message that stated this

[fair zodiac]

just without graduating you won't get anything better ever

if even that job

[small bramble]

powershell
programming language

[echo bronze]

exactly. graduating is always worth it

[hollow surge]

what

that was a joke buddy...

[echo bronze]

you got mad over NOTHING though????

[hollow surge]

^

[ripe willow]

that counts, but I'm saying that CCNA is less sought after than knowledge of a programming language
So if you truely want to go in to a networking field, that's not really an ideal cert

[fair zodiac]

it is a scripting lang

[small bramble]

exactly

[fair zodiac]

isn't powershell just fancy batch

[rich sable]

One of the things I thought was weird is that when I would show my friends in my CCNA class my email server and how it worked using UUCP relays they thought i was smart or some bullshit like that

[echo bronze]

I mean knowing batch is useful

[jaunty trellis]

pwsh is horror

[hollow surge]

okay but i don't think anyone asked buddy...

[fair zodiac]

batch is literally ms-dos commands

[small bramble]

hop on fish
embrace the rust ecosystem

[rich sable]

i love KSH

[echo bronze]

yeah but knowing batch is useful

[rich sable]

korn shell my beloved

[fair zodiac]

ya ik

[jaunty trellis]

[fair zodiac]

bourne shell

[rich sable]

If it’s made in rust or it’s not POSIX compliant, I’m not going to use it

[small bramble]

bourne again shell

[rich sable]

I do

[fair zodiac]

oh korn shell is literally an extension of bourne shell

insan

so many bourne shell extensions

[rich sable]

yes and bash is an extension of bourne as well but using features from csh and korn

[jaunty trellis]

[fair zodiac]

zsh too

[rich sable]

we don’t talk about zsh in my household

[ripe willow]

You know why I don't bet on the router btw?

[small bramble]

I mean I got why you'd want posix compliance

but not using something just because it's written in rust is just

[rich sable]

why?

[fair zodiac]

powershell on linux

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[next warren]

no

[rich sable]

11 on my laptop but i usually just SSH into a debian or netbsd system to do my work

[small bramble]

anyone who does that should seek help

[jaunty trellis]

zsh as a login shell for posix compliance and fish for terms

[next warren]

use cat for everything

[ripe willow]

network admins being incompetent.

for example (and I'm not trying to flashcard)
BCP38, why is it good?

And if you had to google that, you've already proved my point

[small bramble]

i use fish everywhere

[fair zodiac]

i use windows iot enterprise ltsc 2021 (windows 10 21h2)

[small bramble]

i made cat an alias for bat

[jaunty trellis]

fish is nice

[rich sable]

no idea what the fuck that is nor do i really care

[jaunty trellis]

who doesn't

[rich sable]

i like low level network stuff

[ripe willow]

spoofed IPs

[fair zodiac]

i will make dir alias for ls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1180928987464224910.png?size=48

[ripe willow]

it is low level networking stuff

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[ripe willow]

[rich sable]

that makes more sense

[small bramble]

SOCIETY IF I COULD TYPE PROPERLY ON GBOAR

[ripe willow]

IPHM

[next warren]

gboar

[fair zodiac]

you will florisboard immediately

[small bramble]

exa 🙏

[rich sable]

twisted pair shielded, TIA/EIA-53(?)8

[native ruin]

We live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of „section 8“.

[jaunty trellis]

eza

[odd wave]

i use Gboard too

[fair zodiac]

what

[jaunty trellis]

fancy ls

[rich sable]

They didn’t teach us this stuff

[odd wave]

[fair zodiac]

florisboard

[next warren]

no you don't

[small bramble]

rust replacement for ls

[odd wave]

2

[rich sable]

Dude, they didn’t teach us the stuff

[fair zodiac]

what's the diff

[small bramble]

oh eza is an update fork right?

[jaunty trellis]

so much

[rich sable]

they teach us stuff like BGP and SMTP and such

[ripe willow]

Because it's not an inside the box look on things

you gotta think like a threat actor if you really wanna know

[jaunty trellis]

yis

[ripe willow]

BGP is fucking hilarious

[next warren]

😧

[ripe willow]

BGP is one of the most vulnerable fucking

protocols we have

[jaunty trellis]

https://github.com/eza-community/eza

[ripe willow]

and we rely on it so heavily

[rich sable]

I’m not a pentester nor do I ever want to be

[fair zodiac]

its written in rust

huh

[ripe willow]

Right now just imagine hijacking 1.1.1.1

and hosting your own DNS server on it

think of all that info you'd get

[next warren]

why all replacement tools have z in the name

[echo bronze]

jesus fucking christ

that's so bad

[hollow jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1210672012113084538/kaeneba_-_1576563667285385216.gif

[echo bronze]

you'd be able to collect so much information

[rich sable]

i run my own authoratative DNS servers :3

[echo bronze]

bank data, emails

[fair zodiac]

what's the diff between eza and exa

[ripe willow]

just straight make them resolve to your own IPs

[jaunty trellis]

most modern cli apps are starting to be rust

[ripe willow]

for your own servers

[small bramble]

you'd run out of storage

[native ruin]

Gaming

[rich sable]

How would you get bank data from a DNS server?

nothing

[granite lily]

i own 10 tons of potato

[echo bronze]

If you host a DNS server you can tell people your phishing websites are the real websites

[ripe willow]

you could phish like a motherfucker

lol

[granite lily]

i steal all your potato

[ripe willow]

hahahaha

[jaunty trellis]

eza is a fork of exa and exa isn't being maintained anymore

[rich sable]

oh right

[next warren]

idiot

[fair zodiac]

when will we get networking things in rust

[ripe willow]

and it would look legit af

cus the domain

[fair zodiac]

so better security

[granite lily]

4

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[small bramble]

hop on ARPA

[echo bronze]

reminder i haven't done any courses for anything computer related

[jaunty trellis]

pretty sure that also exists

[echo bronze]

literally just spoof the bank sites and that's it

[ripe willow]

and yet you still understand the BGP

[rich sable]

at this point I’m just gonna take it You guys are trolling me for shits and giggles

[fair zodiac]

linux kernel is also getting rust

[echo bronze]

We're trolling you?

[ripe willow]

Because you seem to have some mindset of thinking like a criminal

[jaunty trellis]

it already did like 7 major versions ago

[echo bronze]

No, I just know how important DNS is

[ripe willow]

Everything I've said is 100% real

lol

[next warren]

gn

[rich sable]

No, I know that I’m just saying you’re saying this just to fuck with me

[granite lily]

i will consume your cats

[fair zodiac]

i know

[small bramble]

complete carcinisation of the universe soon
everything will be rust

[ripe willow]

BGP hijacking has a legitimate usage too
and that use

is SOOO fucking cool

[rich sable]

to “test my knowledge” on things i never used

[ripe willow]

I LOVE the idea of it

no

[rich sable]

such as pentesting

[ripe willow]

I don't mean to flashcard

BCP38 isn't a pentesting thing

[granite lily]

i will

explod

[echo bronze]

i remember using the wordpress exploit on a test box

[ripe willow]

I just mean network admin incompetency is why I will never bet on the router

[echo bronze]

there's an exploit in an old wordpress backup plugin that lets you gain total access to the file server

it fucking terrified me

[jaunty trellis]

I wonder how much of the linux kernel is getting rewritten in rust

[rich sable]

I LOVE THAT VIDEO

[echo bronze]

i felt like a god after doing it

[ripe willow]

remember DRUPALGEGON?

[rich sable]

I hope the linux kernel fucking dies if that shit happens

[ripe willow]

and DRUPALGEDON2.0

:p

[urban elk]

bwa

[echo bronze]

i am not active in the pentesting community, have never heard of those two