#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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not from apple?
yop
wtf?!?!?!
i cant um
hi
say the money because of NDA
@digital kettle
haii
apple would have to give me 10k a month for me to work with them
haiii
at least

hi ashley
hoii
apple obviously pays more than that
10k is too little ngl
they did um give me a iphone 15 and macbook m2
that’s not legal silly!!!
huge W
i gave um them to my mum
very nya
real
iphones are stinky
i hate iphones
do u want me
i had one and returned it after few days
apple is shit
"buy your mom an iPhone"
yesh,
i hate apple
same
apple are cucks
🍎
yea
real
my workplace has like 2t of apples each week 
i can do that lmao
in fact i can um leak youtube internal stuff
i still have accsess
why are you saying this in a public forum
oh noes
I didn't realize how many mutuals I had with ashley, I gotta go through my friends soon
am scare
GIVE
o.o
but am not gonna do that i dont want google to be on my door
2t
2b
ill be at your door instead
the oldest
vendor users when they find out every single company in existence doesn’t care about users
fun fact
the amnt of restrictions in the name of security is making me consider killijg myself
rosie is the oldest user in vendcord
christian minecraft server
(they think it’s only apple and google)
oh wow
not so fun fact btw
@digital kettle hiii
youtube was about to test 3$ verification, but they didint even make it public (it got scraped in 4 hours)
the Twitter hole
looking at Twitter wasnt enough to justify it being a bad idea ig
one random google employee came into the chat and just said no lmoa
then it got scraped
that's wild
😭
i also said no
I would too
well duh that’s how decisions work at companies so big lol
random people come up with stupid things and smarter people say no
huge W
💀💀
didnt you post an email of them calling you a good girl meow
ok meow
what
i come up with better ideas than rosie
well youre a good girl :3
why does big tech worker be scared of javascript
javascript is good language
y tho
for the most part
password generated
real
FUCK
NO GIF PERMS
gg
you dont
I WILL DIE
cool
MY BALLS WILL EXPLODE /j
h
you dont need those 
this is bottom surgery
PHP is a fine language
@dusty goblet cute
welcome to the no embed team we got silly cat poster jimmy and shitposter josh
And I'm happy to be writing PHP
ur cuter
stfu my gf is cutest
my first language was assamblyx86 btw
not you
thqts crazy
ax86 funny
What's going on
gay stuff
Ah
why is it so angry
🥺
💢
I may join in
NOW.
UPDATE IT
understandable
NOW
💀💀
make vencord angry
whats that? gay instagram?
NOW tv?
do
UPDATE NOW. lightning
telegram
cringe
lmao
it has its uses
https://www.nowtv.com.tr/ fun fact fox in turkey got rebranded to now tv
En güncel haberler, en sevdiğiniz diziler, en beğendiğiniz filmler NOW’da! Hemen NOW’a gelin, ayrıcalıkların tadını çıkarın!
of all names
the lvl of laziness
i use telegram as a cdn tbh
same for snapchat; they have web apps but require phones to log in
zt doesnt know how to install apps
i despise snapchat
yop
i hope it burns
lol
people that use it are weird too
I forgot snap existed
🌩️
I HOPE SNAP BURNS
true
zt will snap
yop
its only used by
- normies
- people posting feet pics
your bones
real
chocolaty
rosie dms me feet pics @harsh minnow
You're not wrong
@digital kettle do you know chocolaty
snapchat still kinda tempting heh
in 2024
sharing is caring
i dont use windows
got damn you people are impossible to satisfy
company makes web app
people cry about electron
company makes proper desktop app
WHY YOU NO WEB APP
i prefer scoop
@fallow drum send them to me instead
ahhhhh why did my mouse break in the same spot for the second time
eh it wasnt onlynfor windows lol
isnt telegram desktop a web app?
how
simple fix: remove internet
the ui is so bad
or...
> be company
> make web app so people dont have to use app
> force them to use app anyways just to log in
it's a QT app
im estimating how long a bunch of API requests will take
above estimated, below actual amount of time its so closee 
simple fix: meow
yoo vee app 
hi
no.
Yes
i need the internet
i am the
Fair enough
internet
i am the gay people
,,,
remove ashely
Damn
fawn
wsg gang
Noo
Not much
i agree with this statement
need the cute people on it
extract
Itchy!
hello, fellow vencordian
How's it going?
your mother was a blocked message in bed 
good
Nice!
idk who this itchy person is but i already dont like them
Huh
whay do
and i just got here today
theyre annoying
I honestly don't mind them
i have them blocked
i can just tell
theyre an asshole really
fawner
friendly fire !!!
ed seems kind of obsessed with me keeps on talking about me once i enter chat
kind of weird
That's crazy
@glad agate your website looks like a femboy tinder profile
lol 😭
perhaps
i dont use tinder tho
did you use an apple design
fuck apple
apple can burn and die
anyways what
idk thats just the firs thing that got to my head upon seeing your website
still waiting for femboy hooters
your balls should explode
no
find me there girls
this what i mean
:3
dont leave me behind over here
😭
femboy hooters existed before femboys were real
I'm not a girl, I only look like one from behind.
pick a SpongeBob episode
band geeks
please do
gc is short for gock
gaddamn
eh

what the fuck a liberal
I don't know
GOCK
nice gc
tysm
YIPPEE
glock in my rari
lol
👹
does anyone know a good light mouse ( <=58g)
the one i have now just broke for the second time in the same spot
whats the budget thooooo
@fallow drum
50-150
razer viper v2 pro but idk if that meets ur budget
the superlight in question
@noble quest i've been working on endurance recently<
it just gets boring after the first 10 rounds ngl
v2 pro is really good
pro x superlight
superlight best mouse
do NOT buy logitech products
Oh?
g502 hero best mouse

logitech is nice 
I've gotten a few they work fine
hai pingu :3
yea same
every logitech keyboard and mouse i had broke on me
ur cuter 
prebuilt or kit?
blud doesnt know
That honestly sounds like a skill issue on your part.
what am i missing
i have my stuff for 3y now and its still working fine
and none of them were that good
i think 3y
that's unfortunate😭
Don't slam the damn keyboard
I wanna build a new keeb already 
the scroll wheel on my g903 was malfunctioning on day 1
@burnt maple hiiii\
skill issue honestly
my logitech keyboard (g915 tkl linear) has some minor double typing issues but probably just needs a clean
you're all logitech agents working to supress me
wtf
that’s crazy

I wanted to buy myself a new kb but then certain someone made me waste 250€ on something else 
HY
:3
💔
Logitech is fine, my first headset was a Logitech. It was my fault it broke, I blew the mic out.
a lot
I HATE THAT LAST GIF
how do you
AWFUL
blow a mic out
wooting kb?
idk i havent researched kbs at all
wanted a self built
oh so thats what they look like when they expire
oh
but nontheless someone specific got in the way
Well, when you're 14 and yell into constantly.
I also want to build a keeb but impossible to make what I want
she spent 250€ on flight tickets here :3
I might have had a hand in that but shhh
wheres “here”
to me
i cant tell if this is real or joke
225 flight and 25 train
and i need a train back too technically 
real
I had to replace my steelseries mouse many times because it was doubleclicking
no they arent a friend if mine bought em last yesr
no scratches still working
no glitches
because it's the best
fawner
i was about to type out a question but it might be too deranged
cause its the mousse ppl thimk of when they think of a light gaming mouse
"did you two have sex at least"
the flight didint happen yet
girl it's logitech
how do i um select both-
https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/gaming-mice/pro-x-superlight-wireless-mouse.910-005878.html
This feels out of place
nah it happens sometimes
not yet
oh
if you click them theyll load in chat; its just a bug
_<
slrry i just looked at the discount 😭😭

im so jealous..........
what do you need both for
meow
LUNA
why
TO APPLE??
probably need a thirdparty tool or something
yes
NO FUCKING WAY
as what
@deep token
oh god
soon im gonna be charged wth another 60€ charge nooooooooooooooooooooooo
:o
i forgot about that 😭
why 
why
i bought a football ticket on thursday
they gave me a free iphone and a macbook as well
15?
and they take a few days to process the game ticket
yesh
did it come with applecare
what i wish is to meet my friends one time irl
problem is, most of them are on the US and South America
Which both making into death if i step one feet on it.
and i always forget that charge is still gonaan show up
im jealous of the freedom to fly out to meet cute people
obv
did u have to create a new apple id
proof
lmao
@digital kettle you will become to richest girl on Turkey :3
i was alone rotting away for 6 years alone its about time i meet someone again (well i met people from time to time the last 2 years but rarely and nobody i know from online (except 1 person for a football match))
they still didint gave me
also what makes you lack the freedom
they willl in summer
😭😭
school
also no money
me cab gib money to u :3
wh,,,,
yesh,,
r eally,,,
eepy
give me any money you have
give me 500 dolla
sure :3
if so then can you give me some monero :3 /j

sure
gib ur address
hehe
@hollow jackal meow
meow
@burnt maple
its not that scary
<t:1714737300:R>
do you mean my monero wallet or 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104
mink
oh yeah (its only a weekend trip for me too because uni :c)
thank god finland is eu i dont even nebed a passport
walter white address dw
worth :3
sure send me mailbombs
i also hab a eu citizenship
in netherlands
become us citizen
nyo
yes
nyo
tbh i dont think its bad because consider if it wouldnt work out and wed have to spend even more time together then itd be annoying 

fun fact
youtube is gonna remove annotions in like
2016
what
why ru
using
what did you expect
didnt microsoft make one for windowqs

@jaunty trellis ur cute
microshit has like 7 different copilots now
what
ye they do
windows copilot
github copilot
office copilot
what
(i think) bing copilot
lmao
OFFICE
????
how dumb do they think peolpe ar- okay fair enouhg
they will have more copilots than jetbrains' IDE count by 2025
@cobalt portal hiii
😭
oh yeah fun fact
i dont think its for the dumb people, but the lazy
hey

imn lazy and i wouldnt
and theres this funny thing
called a "brain"
its the best intelligence ever created
and unlike these dumb AIs you can do what you want with it
I'm skeptical about what mozilla is gonna do with their ai stuff
honestly i doubt theyll beat this 
like on one hand I have hope and I want to believe
i love jetbrains
I LOVE GIRLS
but on the other idt they're actually gonna pull through with this one
they should make one IDE with everything
i love github education giving me all those for free 
but i love jetbrains
SAME
fun fact: early access preview gives you any for free
TRUE GIRLS ARE AWESOME
okay
i want to kiss one of those
20$ a month?
girls,, kissing

mozilla
how dare you 💔
bad
Am i crazy for wearing shorts outside when its 34
based
rule

us 
stop
nop

yop

brainrot
cant have brainrot without brain 
i dont have a brain and neither does pingu because she likes me /j
BEAST
I know where that is from and 
whar

i hate this server some days
you don't wanna see the rest of that scene
kiss girls
why is discord doing this
dm
move the clock hand
i want to
whats wrong with it
i cant :(
hi chat
hi
hi
hai
who are you
hey
pwnky
pwnky
pwnky
sugary
ashley
zeet
cashley 💸
i shaved today 
komfudo
i wanted to
but i procrastinated too much
and there was a football game that i wanted to watcvh
so i didnt
who owns this app
my friend says thsi community is tempered and i don't see why he says that
man
how
ngl i should do a touch up i missed some spots and didnt do my arms
whatthe fuck
wah
i 'on fucking know
wdym
🤷♂️
Discord Inc. CEO Jason Citron Opening Statement at hearing on Online Child Sexual Exploitation
Jason Citron, Chief Executive Officer of Discord Inc., opening statement at Senate Judiciary hearing on Online Child Sexual Exploitation. Watch complete hearing here: https://www.c-span.org/video/?532641-1/social-media-company-ceos-testify-online-chil...
this community is meow and :3
oh hell naw
vencord ceo
and hop on vencord
yes
what about woof and 3:
acceptable
why all of the waters are small
TW: idfk bro 💀 ||https://youtu.be/NhXr0xbtApE?t=20||
very wide spread community
ban sugary
ew what the frank
sorry i had to lmao
oh god

it really isnt bad 😭
what the fuck
why is the quality awful
/ussr/ban/pingu
guh why am i eepy @harsh minnow
america is a joke
nop
america is the punchline and the joke
america slayin @bold wren
w<
w<
w<
w<
france
french
france jumpscare
BASED,,,
I WILL INVADE YOUI
https://youtu.be/22d2EIMH1v4?t=196
HAHAHA no way jason saying end to end encryption is bad because child safety
Discord Inc. CEO Jason Citron Opening Statement at hearing on Online Child Sexual Exploitation
Jason Citron, Chief Executive Officer of Discord Inc., opening statement at Senate Judiciary hearing on Online Child Sexual Exploitation. Watch complete hearing here: https://www.c-span.org/video/?532641-1/social-media-company-ceos-testify-online-chil...
vench
lmfao

WTF JSON Citron
wtf
😭
why dont he just host discord on http only because encryption is bad for child safety
he's even more dumb than the average whitename in daycare channel
time for anime 
@dusty goblet sleep
its 10pm
maybe i dont sleep tonight
at all

why
or no pats
D:
goofy interaction some of yall have sometimes....
nah fr
meow
meow
meow

i mean its average transfem to transfem communication
mrow
okay i might do something else

LMAOO
its for the children guys
everyday this server gets closer to being aliucord
cant forget about the children
yea!!!
straying further away from god
god is dead
o
o
we're totally not gonna collect and sell the data to the ccp, no its for the children!!!!!
o

get a room
LMFAOOOOOO
banger
your room? :3
drawing tablet?
I see

Finally I have a proper avatar
im in the walls of that room
cat
car
hi moxxie
o
Internet was shitting and WTF
electron can and will eat all of your ram like it or not
real
electron has never eaten my ram
its too afraid of me
What
I hope you're kidding
😭
I had an old ddr2 stick I used as a fidget toy for a bit 
Welp uh
Thats uhh
Bad
Really bad
why
😭 😭
Same
Ahem


What a funni creature
in 8 days I can legally change my name and gender 
woah
Yappeee

I dont think so

A: we dont talk about this point people will be mad at me
B: germany has some fucked parties and I am concerned about the law change passing
C: even if it passes it wont come into effect before 01.11.2024 so i couldnt change my name before 01.02.2025
D: Point A again considering point C
E: Im not out anywhere and wont be out to parents and shit i do think it would be quite noticable if i changed name and gender
F: I am literally unable to find a name i like
:3
did #😼-daily-funny-cat die?
Uhh
Its just a year
oh no it just vanished from my list
Right?
no its at least a year lol
yall.. sway or hyprland?
just try both and see what you like more
@candid blaze
i dont need all these fancy shit
SO CUTE
laundry
Ayy I finally can send images
💀
Me
at least the law proposal is going in the right direction lmao but germany still sucks

german law sucks
TSG 
Me too
I hope itll get better for you tho
whats wrong with it
im just used to it at this point
everything
huh
essentially no freedom of speech
horror
outdated tech and privacy laws
whar
poor progress in lgbt aspects
i thought germany was a country concerned with privacy
ven hates privacy
i shouldnbt have read into this lmfao
the last 2 are good tho
Denmark and Netherlands seem pretty nice
you think it's good that you can be fined 1000€ for calling a police officer an idiot or "bulle"?
wtf
isnrt that a myth
it's not.
Why is Seychelles on the name
i mean I know about that and tbh i like it in some way
you could be sued for calling someone on the internet an idiot
POLIZEI
Same here
the first two are dumb i agree lmao
but i like a protection against insults :p
i love biking
and the hate speech paragraph is too strict to the point where it has been used to shut down freedom of speech that isn't necessarily hateful
i do think that severe hate speech and incitement of violence should still be illegal
with those 4 articles combined, speech is pretty limited
especially the blasphemy ban is insane
sprech
@paper gate
some guy got a 300€ fine for calling the muslim prophet mohammed a pedophile when it's objectively correct
others got fined for calling christianity the biggest swindle/scam in mankind
😭
what part are you confused about
I KNOW RIGHT
aren't those laws also being used against people protesting for Palestine
BURN RELIGION OUT OF THE LAW LIKE THEY BURNED THE PEOPLE THAT DIDNT FOLLOW THEM (Ingame)
no that's the hate speech article being used against that
hence ^
@harsh minnow
oh that's what i was referring to
this time you guys aren't alone
i need to stop living under a rock and know whats happening in the world 😭
we also have police shutting those down :)
the end is near
It seems Netherlands is having a huge housing crisis rn
I need to consult with someone over how to structure this project properly.
Because it appears how I thought I should do it, is going to have massive performance issues. 
also there is no evidence that banning hate speech has any positive effect, people do it anyway
like compare germany to norway
norway has no such laws banning hate speech yet it is more accepting of things like lgbt
It will just make it worse lmao
banning opinions has never helped
vee.
my thoughts on the Netherlands are rather conflicting
Why?
it's more a cultural thing. norway also has way more progressive laws
it seems fire asf to live on the netherlands
leave her alone
for example norway has self determination
informatikk

that's not correct

translate it the other way round
i have bad experiences with someone there (to which a friend has had even worse experiences with that same person) which sours things hugely, but it's also where pretty much the best websdr is which gives a strong positive, plus it seems like a nice place anyway
I mean, I can do that in french too
say something one way, translate it to english and it's a certain thing
translate it back to french and it's completely different 
well it is correct
websdr?
but
whats that
it's like a lesser used word
online sdr, can listen to radio, number stations, whatever like I can on my home one except it's online and better
oh cool
Oh silly youtube, I'm not buying your gutter scams 
where adblock
Don't use 

jesus christ why is the windows iso so big
My pfSense even had pfblocker-ng or w.e
with the lists set up to block thingies like a pi hole or w.e :3
but I never really used it
I left it disabled
only time an adblocker matters to me is if I'm watching videos on like pirating websites
and I don't want the adult ads

Termux-X11 sounds fun
There's a lot of things in there
like some pre-packaged drivers n stuff to make your lfie easier
a desktop chat
^^ it will get you muted

guh
i assume fag is the same as the german word fach (subject)
which I feel is like
the worst way to do this

but I'm storing IPs in CIDR format, so it's kinda hard to store the country
im so smart
with ~3k IPs in the output it's like
err no, that one is like
2k
but it takes 3-4 seconds
for the page to process and load
which is not ideal
and it'll only get worse
with more IPs in the list

I might have to loop the CIDR blocks before insertion
@ripe willow hi
fach
eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
fachchots
hiiiiiiiiiii
fawner Fawn
fnwa
i feel awful
vhcdgnb

exploding
@paper gate hii
(while those words are funny, they're not actually used by sane people)
technically there is no limit to how long a german word can get
you could form a word that's 2000 characters and it'd be 'correct'
Yea
@errant chasm hii
but obviously be nonsense at that point
why
bwa
this is just like how llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoch i believe is correct welsh
in english you just add spaces between the words
bwa

Well part of my hatred towards it comes from school
Was the most annoying subject ever, i cannot memorize the 200 different word types and forms
i only know 1 word in German
At some point you're expected to know like all of ghem
guess which one
forget about school education who cares

Sch...