My brain is stopping to function
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
brittle granite
dusky vortex
we win these
dusky vortex
i dont believe you
deft raft
Balls
dusky vortex
sorry but nobody remotely involved in blackhat cybersecurity and/or game cheating doesnt say slurs every 5 seconds
ripe willow
?????????
dusky vortex
i am racist towards cybersec people
ripe willow
a) am not blackhat
am working on infrastructure rn for tracking malware C2
and their attacks
dusty goblet
I'm gonna drop out of embedded and study cybersec so you can be racist towards me
ripe willow
b) I don't cheat in video games
brittle granite
when will markdown links work in bios
paper gate
when will markdown links work in bios
never
ripe willow
I have made video game cheats, because I like to understand how things work
deft raft
i am racist towards cybersec people
Uhhhh maybe I should leave then
ripe willow
Uhhhh maybe I should leave then
Bro nah
I'll fight 'em
I've jacked 3 mirai C2s over the last week
their bins hit the honeypot
deft raft
Cybersec pays well here its not my fault 💀
ripe willow
and I got busy
dusty goblet
Gn vendor
ripe willow
And I think I mentioned it yesterday
But we found a specific C2
This guy is fucking WILD.
I'm pretty sure I used to know him
considering his domain choices
He is mentioning some old "friends" by name.
One of them by legal government name.
west ore
their bins hit the honeypot
dustbins*
angle(error code)43
ripe willow
But his attacks
he's launching attacks with 12+ targets
in 1 attack
each target being a /24
CIDR block
💀
When you realize how many IPs that is, then think about his infra, you start to realize the scale of the power behind that botnet
12 * 256
~3k
west ore
When you realize how many IPs that is, then think about his infra, you start to ...
oh that is a
ripe willow
bro is launching attacks against
west ore
...lot...
ripe willow
3k IPs
at once
Some bot I'm tracking
his malware hit the honeypot
and we've been exporting attack logs
west ore
his malware hit the honeypot
smh assuming attacker isn't a (cat)girl /j
west ore
If it's anyone from that community 💀
protogens ddosing a bunch of ips
that's just intrusion attempts
usually very braindead ones
ripe willow
if this is constant, it's probably not a botnet
they have no reason to send that much requests constantly to a website or server if it's not actually taking it down
west ore
like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[...]AAAAAAcat /etc/passwd"
ripe willow
they're just causing strain onthe bots
west ore
yes that is what i mean
ripe willow
like you're not a business, or beefing with them
west ore
it is likely garbage braindead attacks literally older than you
trying to exploit vulns which are
ripe willow
also what I noticed with an old website I hosted
west ore
older than you?
ripe willow
I was getting "20k" requests per hour on cloudflare
but most of those
were due to JS
making requests to an API
late tapir
paper gate
west ore
toldya it's stupid braindead attacks
ripe willow
That's normal
deft raft
Students log: I have gone through 2 and a half years of Cybersec and engineering. My deathbed couldnt arrive sooner please computer gods you must help me
brittle granite
ret
west ore
i will open my ssh port and log attempts
ripe willow
people are scanning the internet for vuln servers
lime talon
protogens ddosing a bunch of ips
this one would probably be possible due to IoT - despite protogens thinking biologically, their visors may have an internet connection. Inject malware into the firmware and you're golden
ripe willow
Students log: I have gone through 2 and a half years of Cybersec and engineering...
red team? blue team?
west ore
this one would probably be possible due to IoT - despite protogens thinking biol...
isn't it a monolithic thing and not like
microservices
deft raft
I like Pokemon yellow
ripe willow
this one would probably be possible due to IoT - despite protogens thinking biol...
the things I just read
You don't need to update the fw
or inject
west ore
Yellow team
pee team
ripe willow
for 99999%
of these devices
the only time the FW thing was relevent was when huawei
west ore
for 99999%
telnet 23 admin admin?
ripe willow
left their fucking
SOAP port open
with the firmware update field
not having auth
brittle granite
How to tell if your Protogen is being used in a ddos attack
https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/awareness/2024/02/how-to-tell-if-your-toothbrush-is-being-used-in-a-ddos-attack
ripe willow
west ore
easiest way
deft raft
Also dont worry at least your provider wont just outright tell everyone in my area to wait 3 days for wifi to be fixed
lime talon
isn't it a monolithic thing and not like
i have no idea what the hell "monolithic" means
lime talon
of these devices
they likely have little to no software atop the firmware and are probs turned off nightly
ripe willow
This exploit (originally I found it on AWS devices) I discovered and reported to AWS in 2018
the exploit spanned more than just AWS devices
it's 2024
and there's still ~3k devices
that don't require auth
for shell access
ripe willow
this is one of the botnets I stole
paper gate
@lime talon
brittle granite
i have no idea what the hell "monolithic" means
some very complex thing implemented in a not modular way basically
like a huge ass immovable structure, a monolith
paper gate
ill construct a monolith visible all throughout brazil
ripe willow
they likely have little to no software atop the firmware and are probs turned of...
IoT exploitation pretty much consists of
wget or curl, or for devices that have busybox:
busybox wget
busybox curl
then just chmod and a ./malwarebins.sh
because most of it is just command injection
or
brittle granite
do
brittle granite
christ the redeemer is so tiny looking from below the mountain
i was there
its so close home actually
lime talon
IoT exploitation pretty much consists of
`wget` or `curl`, or for devices that h...
these (by the way, fictional) things being discussed probably don't run linux
ripe willow
these (by the way, fictional) things being discussed probably don't run linux
incorrect
go learn what bashlite and mirai were
:)
brittle granite
protogens totally run unix
it is only a matter of time someone is running doom on you
ripe willow
holy shit
I never really though of that
"It's only a matter of time before someone is running doom on you"
lime talon
protogens totally run unix
protogens run on biological brains no they don't
brittle granite
thats so lame
lime talon
that's why i'm technically not a protogen despite identical appearance
because i run on the Blazing Fast™ Ultra-Low Power™ Intel® Core® i3 6100u mobile processor
lime talon
as i have mentioned twice now, not possible unless you can also run it on a human
but you could try running it on me
i guess
gn i must charge myself in preparation for the morning
ancient veldt
because i run on the Blazing Fast™ Ultra-Low Power™ Intel® Core® i3 6100u mobile...
no you run a intel 4004
paper gate
guh emulator wont boot
lime talon
no you run a intel 4004
if i were running a 4004 this message would've taken about a week
paper gate
arm64 and armeabi both just on splashscreen forever
sly spear
After like 9 hours i have successfully modded a custom course into a fucking MINI GOLF game
What am i doing with my life
lime talon
arm64 and armeabi both just on splashscreen forever
emulator fail
lethal perch
urban elk
steel cairn
twomad died playing overwatch
ripe willow
i don't like that guy
steel cairn
he od'ed
ripe willow
idk why people thought he was funny 
steel cairn
everyone has their own preferences for finding things funny, saying it isnt funny doesnt make it unfunny for the others watching
/j
cosmic otter
personally i think the pedophilia and death threats were worse
dusky vortex
i think we can legally call someone who was 99% a rapist and pedophile unfunny. like i think thats allowed
ripe willow
never implied it did, I just don't see how making fun of a trans kid that got stabbed in a park
is funny
paper gate
@cosmic otter
steel cairn
well hes dead now so i guess it got him back
cosmic otter
cosmic otter
i love this cat
west ore
my home server has 24gb
homelab 
true bridge
the shit Twomad did was worse than the jake paul forest incident
paper gate
why does he have a spoon
cosmic otter
soup
ripe willow
homelab <:pat:1123709850615038052>
no.
steel cairn
wooden spoon
cosmic otter
type faster
steel cairn
kaplow
paper gate
wing wong
ripe willow
I said it
2x 8gb
2x 4gb
DDR3
I have 64gb in 4 sticks as well
also DDR3
but none of my DDR3 motherboards support 16gb sticks
steel cairn
I cant even afford a laptop that has a gpu wtf
cosmic otter
@paper gate the only kotlin library for editing the windows registry is ancient
paper gate
<@289556910426816513> the only kotlin library for editing the windows registry i...
Guh?
ripe willow
^
cosmic otter
cosmic otter
ill make my own simple one
ripe willow
just get a dell optiplex with an
i7-4770
8gb RAM
and a 500gb SSD for like $100 USD on ebay
get yourself a small GPU, preferably one that doesn't require it's own PSU cable
paper gate
ill make my own simple one
how
cosmic otter
ill try to make it use a dsl
dusky vortex
can you not just shell out to regedit 🙄
paper gate
make it native and jvm
ripe willow
can you not just shell out to regedit 🙄
^ powershell or cmd
just run it as a command
ur fine
cosmic otter
make it native and jvm
how
steel cairn
I have a series x i got as a gift a little while ago so i'll wait
cosmic otter
i only need it jvm
cosmic otter
i don't know how to interface with the right apis
paper gate
fix
cosmic otter
i know windows has apis for the registry but its native only
paper gate
you can interface with those
paper gate
on native side
cosmic otter
can kotlin even do bindings to itself
paper gate
yop
cosmic otter
how
prime python
@harsh minnow bad ending brandon joined aliucord
paper gate
i never did but it can
cosmic otter
i was just gonna use some reflection based method i found on SO
uses java preferences
paper gate
class Guh<T> {
val t: T & Any = TODO()
}
``` @cosmic otter this is valid kotlinintersection type so weird
cosmic otter
I've only seen when making lists and its trying to guess a common type
cosmic otter
paper gate
<@289556910426816513> https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/sysinfo/re...
use
cosmic otter
i think i might be able to use those directly in k/n
cosmic otter
I've seen some gui stuff in k/n
paper gate
shoukld i make a multiplatform app indicator @cosmic otter
cosmic otter
whar
cosmic otter
no one would use
brittle granite
i was so tired earlier but now i dont wanna go sleep
brittle granite
even though ive been doing nothign
cosmic otter
paper gate
<@289556910426816513> https://gist.github.com/Eng-Fouad/c810fae1ddcb0f0c4538299e...
use
@cosmic otter https://github.com/bytedeco/javacpp-presets/tree/master
cosmic otter
@paper gate you love compose desktop not working with jbre
paper gate
yyop
cosmic otter
i have like 10 jdks on my pc
paper gate
love
oak shoal
hi penis
cosmic otter
installed temurin to get compose desktop to create working exe
also compose desktop installer options are lacking
paper gate
i thought about making a library for generating desktop entry files
cosmic otter
gonna use conveyor bc it lets you get install directory in-app
cosmic otter
which i need in order to add scheme on windows
paper gate
gonna use conveyor bc it lets you get install directory in-app
i dont like how conveyor requires system install
paper gate
you will pr
cosmic otter
i can use conveyor locally and in gh actions and that's good enough
paper gate
is this for gloom
rain coral
there's compose desktop now?
paper gate
there has been
rain coral
for how long
paper gate
years
rain coral
and is it stable
cosmic otter
i also need to make it single process
paper gate
and is it stable
yes
steel cairn
wing if you get a dm from me disregard it im dumb and sent it to the wrong person im my dms list
rain coral
can you reuse code
paper gate
yes
steel cairn
it hasnt sent for some reason so yeah
rain coral
ok new reason to learn compost
cosmic otter
scheme launcher opens new instance which i don't want
stark herald
meow,,
cosmic otter
it hasnt sent for some reason so yeah
i have dms off
steel cairn
oh okay
stark herald
i thought you were mugman
steel cairn
it just says cant send lol
paper gate
wing is mugman
steel cairn
thats a good thing though, okay
paper gate
@cosmic otter you love dbus
stark herald
is this true
cosmic otter
scheme launcher opens new instance which i don't want
i found library that allows for bidirectional instance communication via a file
paper gate
@cosmic otter why are you playing gloom
stark herald
isnt that for mobil
steel cairn
wing is flashbang
fading crown
im on version 0.0.42
cosmic otter
its detecting my gloom as some random game
stark herald
@paper gate make material you plugin on aliucord
cosmic otter
bc its called Gloom.exe
paper gate
@stark herald
paper gate
never
steel cairn
legalize nuclear cats
dusky vortex
shadow wizard kitten gang we love meowing
steel cairn
light muggle doggen possé we hate barking
brittle granite
i shoudl sleep
paper gate
@brittle granite you will catch on fire
lunar ermine
hi im the fire extinguisher guy
hard flax
hi the fire extinguisher guy
lunar ermine
your fire extinguisher is working totally fine, that'll be $799
sand citrus
have u heard of the ibeer app
did u know that they banned ninja from it
because he drank too much mouthwash
so they ran out of mouthwash
so they had to ban him
yeah its crazy
desert goblet
stark herald
wrong
sand citrus
oh no!@
sand citrus
zt is cursed
desert goblet
reviews work fine on zeet for me
sand citrus
maybe me being opted out has something to do with it
open pasture
One message removed from a suspended account.
sand citrus
hi vendor
sand citrus
One message removed from a suspended account.
why tjh
open pasture
hi vencords
One message removed from a suspended account.
sand citrus
One message removed from a suspended account.
wjy thj
sand citrus
im better than duke
stark herald
@west ore meow oh no you already went to eep
desert goblet
paper gate
lis
stark herald
hii
west ore
hewo
stark herald
😨
desert goblet
used to use the button
now ever since i switched to dev build the button feature has been disabled and i havent bothered to turn it on due to laziness
sand citrus
gnome looking ass
desert goblet
gnome looking ass
sand citrus
u can now kiss
British ass fucking sentence
Madeline
ur time is wrong
fix ur clock
stark herald
its 4 am in the right timezone
sand citrus
that's not a real thing
u have been lied to
my pc monitor is 4k
noob.
I did
I don't
wise anvil
guess what fun
paper gate
whar
sand citrus
fun
wise anvil
sand citrus
I'm ngl I don't know what that is
wise anvil
sand citrus
I never cared about pc parts
sand citrus
what ab it
sand citrus
when the machine is virtual
wise anvil
sand citrus
it's actually considered kinda low nowadays
at least for games
well the C drive I mean
yes
they do
how much do AAA games weigh now
digital kettle
@paper gate haii
digital kettle
how much do AAA games weigh now
4KG
sand citrus
damn.
pac = waka waka
waka waka
ghost scare go bye bye haha waka waka dot eat
just download more megabytes
solar patrol
just be more patient
noble quest
solar patrol
just put the cable through the vents
sand citrus
after u download the ram upload it to ur router
it's ok just upload 50mb to ur router and ur dl speed increases by 50mbps
shut up you brit
solar patrol
american sum
sand citrus
ameriscum
solar patrol
∑US
sand citrus
yeah that's a thing
math is OK
I wish I knew trigonometry
I don't love it but it's cool
i wanna know trigo
and do cool things in 3s
solar patrol
I wish I knew trigonometry
just sin^2 + cos^2 = 1
sand citrus
3d
sand citrus
just sin^2 + cos^2 = 1
I'm not a sinner sorry
solar patrol
the derivative of the inverse sin of U is the derivative of U over the square root of 1 - U^2
maybe
paper gate
@wide leaf mugminky
lunar ermine
i barely passed high scool calculus and my guess is 11
solar patrol
I'm glad I don't take my math tests on discord at 10:30
desert goblet
topaz meteor
I don’t know what this means but funny numbers go brr.
unreal siren
:3
unreal siren
hi
unreal siren
:3
lavish relic
@paper gate meow
lavish relic
hii
paper gate
how are you
lavish relic
im hungryy
lunch time :3
paper gate
almost eep time for me
lavish relic
zt eeping
paper gate
<:blobcatcool:1202289299060428831> zt eeping
wagoo wagoo :33
lavish relic
wagoo wagoo 
unreal siren
Everyone must take this Koishi (source: rapameri)
paper gate
@unreal siren
unreal siren
Cat
paper gate
yes
unborn otter
eat it
paper gate
okay
brittle granite
you take turns sabotaging eachothers code and whoever fucks it up the most wins
stray siren
eet
stray siren
Yo
Went to sleep at 4am, woke up at 9:30 this morning. Is 11:22pm now, defintiely out of gas. But will likely linger until 1 or 2am
Not sure why that hapepned, my body usually wants to sleep for 10 hours
sharp jay
I got
stone owl
discord sydrone
sharp jay
sydrone
stray siren
discord sydrone
Same
stray siren
I wonder how manya hours I've put into Discord
Having been online all day just about almost every day since mid 2018
Heck my aqccount log probably has a detailed list
But not just this one account though
I've got an older one
stone owl
nice
sly spear
Having been online all day just about almost every day since mid 2018
Around 21,900 hours
stray siren
Man
unreal siren
most used word
:3
stone owl
sharp jay
stray siren
I wonder how my computers are still alive after all that. Even the one computer monitor that I have always used for Discord.
fading lanceBOT
sharp jay
@paper gate hiu
paper gate
:3
sharp jay
oh yea i ate a flower today
sharp jay
wasnt that good
stray siren
This one monitor is a Dell 4:3 one from mid 2000s, it was original as an office computer to an insurance company for unknown amount of time, then was main office computer of a trucking company until 2016, and then I got it and have had it on all day every day since 2016. Somehow this thing is still going. Have had to replace some capacitors in it though, it was flickering and I found popped caps inside. Dunno how it's still alive.
stray siren
My 2003 ones did die sadly. They were CRTs. I straight up wore out the picture tubes I guess. The picture gradually glowed dimmer and dimmer and dimmer to where 100% brightness looked like 0%, and the taskbar was heavily burnt into the screen, could see it with the thing completely powered off
stray siren
Gave them to a thrift store, and they said someone may wish to restore them. As all the circuitry still seemed to be good, and they did still work for the most part.
"If it powers on, makes a picture, and dosn't smolder, we'll take it."
I put 3k hours of Fortnite on one lol
It somehow ran 1440x900
Despite being a square screen
At 75Hz
I think it was an Emachines Eview 17f3
I forget what the other one was, but was a very closely related barely different model also by Emachines
paper gate
give
stray siren
Did
One day I pulled off an anode cap of a CRT without discharging it
Never again.
I hadn't done my research, and just "Yeah I'll just pop this thing off and pull this tube out." And went at it with non-insulated metal pliers and bare hands.
Somehow I didn't fracture my arm with the reflex
winter needle
I put 3k hours of Fortnite on one lol
oh god i cant imagine the eye strain
stray siren
My eyes are so screwed lol
Glasses lenses are about a quarter inch thick
-4.75 nearsighted
winter needle
jesus
stray siren
It does run in the family, but I'd imagine my screentime didn't help at all
alpine plaza
Discord force me back to the new trash ui qhy
stray siren
Eye doctor said I have the eyes of a healthy 90 year old
stone owl
🗿
stray siren
They also suspect glaucoma, but it instead appears to be an oddity of my eyes that developed in this way from birth
Because it keeps staying exactly the same, and glaucoma is progressive.
He also said it looks like a dusty old shipwreck in there when he looked into eyes himself with a light and magnifying glass
Yo
Interesting, I never thought of that, and don't know either
Will specatte for the answer
stone owl
stark herald
soon
stone owl
minecraft theme?
cerulean lance
m making thing to convert javascript to mcfunction
YES
stark herald
:333
stone owl
stark herald
:3
cerulean lance
can you rewrite the bukkit api in js
stark herald
stark herald
can you rewrite the bukkit api in js
fear
stone owl
paper gate
@cerulean lance
cerulean lance
<@712639419785412668>
hey girl are you discord's dev tools cus my heart crashed the moment i layed eyes on you
paper gate
nop
stray siren
hmm
unreal siren
Cat
cerulean lance
mraow
cerulean lance
@soft wadi can i commission you to draw duke as a catgirl
paper gate
can i nuke you
stone owl
cerulean lance
ok uhhh about the payment tho.,,.
as ive said before, i cant really do paypal sadly
soft wadi
yip
cerulean lance
WE HAVE A DEAL
paper gate
@soft wadi meow
soft wadi
there u r zeet
cerulean lance
gotta wait 2 days tho im getting paid then
paper gate
hi
soft wadi
gotta wait 2 days tho im getting paid then
okok
kind flame
Hi
jaunty trellis
zinc spire
stray siren
kind flame
paper gate
stark herald
unreal siren
open pasture
interpret it how you must
for the answer is within
You may find the answer within.
You are not the smartest one, are you?
uhh what the fuck
echo bronze
what the fuck is this
paper gate
@open pasture scream at @wide leaf
open pasture
<@456226577798135808> scream at <@601836455006044163>
Why shouldn't I scream at you?
open pasture
i have a large rotting hole in my brain
echo bronze
no
paper gate
factoring
open pasture
im slow
paper gate
@wide leaf Polynomials
granite lily
echo bronze
I can do this lmao
easy polynomials
and?
i just
fucking
did
fucking quadratics
in school
lmao
it was not
paper gate
I did Polynomials in 9th grade
I was really good
i got every question on the final exam right
paper gate
drugs
I've only taken edibles and smoked a joint thing but didn't do much of anything to me
echo bronze
I've only taken edibles and smoked a joint thing but didn't do much of anything ...
You're naturally insensitive to marijuana
It happens
Edibles paralyze me
paper gate
arcsin
eager marsh
guess who got suspended on twt
nocturne bough
5
eager marsh
wawa
paper gate
mimi
eager marsh
yes
nocturne bough
<@287555395151593473> hello
hi
paper gate
hi
paper gate
@last siren @last siren hiii
deep token
maccas today
W
unreal siren
last siren
<@605764872856403978> <@605764872856403978> hiii
hbi
balmy rover
wish i had online friends
🤝
Does anyone know if any of the plugin request already got merged/added?
I'm waiting desperately
💀
Ye
I'll try
vast cairn
Not that, the one where I can look for channels in discord servers
balmy rover
@vast cairn it's the search icon on the top right corner
balmy rover
Not that, the one where I can look for channels in discord servers
That's discovery 💀
I don't think discord ever had that
vast cairn
No you don't get it
balmy rover
Alr mb
vast cairn
Do yk what happens when you press ctrl k on PC?
It opens that little menu
Where you can search for channels
To navigate the servers you're in easier
unreal siren
Exists for me
vast cairn
Wait wtf where is that
balmy rover
Where you can search for channels
O, ye ik that, I have no idea how to use it/get it. Might be an experiment
vast cairn
Wait are you using a tablet?
unreal siren
yes
vast cairn
Oh
unreal siren
Exists for me (2)
vast cairn
Is it gone on mobile? I remember it being there since the start pretty much
misty zephyr
meow
vast cairn
Not for me (I can't send attachments)
balmy rover
Just use Google bro
visual ivy
Hi fwens
unreal siren
run
zinc spire
the Great 2024 Vencord Run
Contributed to lowering global obesity levels by 0.000018%
visual marsh
wa
lime talon
that's it, I'm removing the Screen Time software
zinc spire
this should be the channel name ^^
stark herald
mreoeowow
zinc spire
Maowww
unreal siren
:3
zinc spire
Haii
lime talon
spaces
lime talon
i redid my webbed site's css
if it's the thing in the bio it does not work very well on mobile at the current moment
ripe willow
Some people undervalue themselves
elder geyser
if it's the thing in the bio it does not work very well on mobile at the current...
meh it is better than it was before
ripe willow
meh it is better than it was before
All you have to do is make it zoomed out by default
elder geyser
before and after
rough dome
lime talon
meh it is better than it was before
idk how it was before
lime talon
on mobile (left is default zoom, right is if I zoom out all the way)
elder geyser
@elonmusk
ripe willow
Not complaining
Just a suggestion
harsh minnow
WOAH
elder geyser
Should make that container the same width as the image
i should yea
ripe willow
on mobile (left is default zoom, right is if I zoom out all the way)
Pretty sure there is a html tag you can put in the head section to fix this
jaunty trellis
stark herald
fish
jaunty trellis
fancy
lime talon
Pretty sure there is a html tag you can put in the head section to fix this
probably, idk
ripe willow
That's pretty
stark herald
you know what that means
fish
huh
stark herald
nopr
lime talon
how bad of an idea is it to take my proper laptop on the train
stark herald
@urban elk meoww
urban elk
I feel so weird
it's like
I remember how I went to sleep
but at the same time I don't
like
what
lime talon
not too worried about it being stolen just more about accidental damage
the trains here always have seats free
and it'd be in my bag when not in use
i use my phone on the train
yeah
jaunty trellis
raw panther
slim fable
aaaaa
jaunty trellis
lime talon
golden marlin
y so fast relax
unreal siren
Shiggy has taken too much caffeine
golden marlin
Shiggy has taken too much caffeine
she doesn't know when to stop smh
dire bison
shiggy is cray
zinc spire
energized shig
lime talon
tumblr gave me a cookies popup
the process to turn off all "Legitimate Interest" toggles takes about 10 minutes
elder geyser
<:blobcatcozy:1026533070955872337>
haiiiii pingu
lime talon
I'm still at A
elder geyser
I'm still at A
i hate the modern web
golden marlin
I'm still at A
lol this is so devious
cunning iron
lime talon
i hate the modern web
yep
I'm going through and turning them all off
why do BidMachine need my data exactly?
tall birch
is it jus me, or did discord change the font?
zinc spire
is it jus me, or did discord change the font?
to gg sans like half a year ago or smth
unreal siren
Wasn’t elon transphobic or something? I thought I heard about it so its probably completely wrong
keen junco
Yes he deadnames his daughter
lime talon
@elonmusk
keen junco
Elon musk is my idol
lime talon
https://vxtwitter.com/elonmusk/status/1757820290015637821?s=20
ONE OF THE REPLIES BEGINS "Typical liberal."
keen junco
Obviously
open pasture
lime talon
who the hell are "Euvic 360e-com Sp. z o.o." and why do they want my data
open pasture
Hi I'm Euvic 360e-com Sp. z o.o.
lime talon
Group Canal+
my chromebook charger can charge my phone faster than phone charger I think
urban elk
meow
urban elk
my chromebook charger can charge my phone faster than phone charger I think
...what the fuck kind of phone charger do you have
zinc spire
why server pfp gay
cuz we're all gay here
unreal siren
Because server gay
open pasture
unreal siren
:3
zinc spire
open pasture
im out
unreal siren
Whats wrong with gay
unreal siren
They already left lmao
unreal siren
discord is perfectly functional
raw panther
Doing the work for me 🙏
if your banhammer is feeling unused I have a person you could probably use it on
sudden sun
meow
open pasture
CHARGE YO PHONE
errant chasm
lime talon
...what the fuck kind of phone charger do you have
15W Samsung Adaptive Fast Charge
my chromebook charger is 45W and my phone does up to 25
lime talon
why server pfp gay
i can immediately tell this guy's talking about me
hardy edge
if your banhammer is feeling unused I have a person you could probably use it on
I'm all ears
stark herald
moew,,
lime talon
I'm all ears
nop you have other body parts
raw panther
I'm all ears
oviak / ovinu_honak, speaks russian and used slurs
stark herald
nop you have other body parts
how do you know
hardy edge
nop you have other body parts
Or do I? 
lime talon
how do you know
are you calling flag stupid? no brain?
stark herald
this is terriblr
hardy edge
oviak / ovinu_honak, speaks russian and used slurs
Homophobe DOWN
raw panther
:3
dusty goblet
Meow
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your js(18.15.0) output @cerulean lance
[ -1, -5, 2, 6 ]
@raw panther cute
cerulean lance
who needs console.log anyways
raw panther
<@165098921071345666> cute
you too :3
dusty goblet
:3
sudden sun
meow
cerulean lance
i hate you
dusty goblet
No energy to fight
stark herald
/run ```js
console.log([-1, -5, 2, 6].sort())```
sorts by alphabet so
cerulean lance
fear
sudden fjord
lime talon
/run ```js
console.log([-1, -5, 2, 6].sort())```
what would python do
or any other language for that matter
harsh trail
nvm this should go into support
low heron
thank you
low heron
rare whitename W
low heron
tessie w
low heron
https://tenor.com/view/nom-nom-anime-love-anime-bite-anime-red-gif-27700246
did.
did...
cerulean lance
what would python do
/run py print(sorted([-5,-2,4,5]))
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @cerulean lance
[-5, -2, 4, 5]
did she lick it first
raw panther
did she lick it first
I don't think so
lime talon
/run ```py
print(sorted([-5,-2,4,5]))```
it was in order anyway
stark herald
sti ll
cerulean lance
it was in order anyway
me when i type random numbers and they end up being sorted
bogo sort irl
lime talon
/run
print(sorted([-2, -6, 2, 5]))```Here is your python(3.10.0) output @lime talon
[-6, -2, 2, 5]
it worked
lime talon
me when i type random numbers and they end up being sorted
bogo sort irl
mine are normally randomised but could probably be predicted because computer generated randomness is predictable
dusty goblet
Meow
lime talon
we simultaneously send our answer at 11:11 !!
and neither of us did
cerulean lance
/run java public static void main(String args[]){ int[] guh = Arrays.sort({5, -2, 6, -6}) for (int num : guh){ System.out.print(num + " "); } }
hollow flumeBOT
@cerulean lance I only received java(15.0.2) error output
file0.code.java:2: error: illegal start of expression
public static void main(String args[]){
^
file0.code.java:3: error: illegal start of expression
int[] guh = Arrays.sort({5, -2, 6, -6})
^
file0.code.java:3: error: not a statement
int[] guh = Arrays.sort({5, -2, 6, -6})
^
file0.code.java:3: error: ';' expected
int[] guh = Arrays.sort({5, -2, 6, -6})
^
file0.code.java:3: error: illegal start of expression
int[] guh = Arrays.sort({5, -2, 6, -6})
^
file0.code.java:8: error: class, interface, or enum expected
}}
^
6 errors
error: compilation failed
Husk
cerulean lance
fuck you
median owl
i love js
lime talon
i did it 1 second after
for me it was almost a minute after
stark herald
lime talon
I've seen this image before
urban elk
@dusty goblet bwa bwa
dusty goblet
<@708275751816003615> bwa bwa
Bwaa
stark herald
I've seen this image before
it was sent the 22nd of october of 2023 in this very chat
raw panther
stark herald
and i had saved it to my funny folder up until today
urban elk
15W Samsung Adaptive Fast Charge
my chromebook charger is 45W and my phone does ...
wow that charger is terrible
raw panther
yeah 15W "fast charge" lol
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your rust(1.68.2) output @fair knoll
it works :3
I never get leaks for anything one benefit of my lifestyle Ig
stark herald
@cerulean lance give random number from 1 to 200
median owl
:3
guys if you want to generate a random string just put a windows user inside of vim and tell them to exit it
lime talon
wow that charger is terrible
Samsung's best fast charging is 25W i think, the 15W is from my old (and very cheap) Samsung
raw panther
guys if you want to generate a random string just put a windows user inside of v...
truer rng than lava lamps
lime talon
give random integer
4
median owl
yep
median owl
cloudflare lava lamps can't handle this