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I consider playing shit ass valorant at this point but you cant even say fuck you in there without getting a timeout
Or no noisemakers
i think i have before
not with the main voice chat button, only the medic button
My cs team is like my friends || no support at all ||
I told someone to off themselves and i survived
My cs team is like my friends ||non existent||
buy the orange box
A friend of mine said a slur though and prety much instantly got banned for a year
Very relatable
money
Fr
Also relatable
broke
I'm failing to find a place to just find chill people to play with
buy the cheapest thing you can possibly find
SoloQ Dust2 comp is just not it anymore with so many idiots
Same although I havenβt played in a bit
Lol that's a thing???
yep
Luckily I got the orange box lol
I had a such a nice match yesterday, everyone was super nice like wtf I never had this shit in all my matches ever
i bought some random ass gun for cheap and got my account on premium
comp isn't ideal if you're playing CS2
I wish I had that
1/100 games
fuck premier
With premier being the new super competitive game mode
I played the shit out of that game during the beta
Premier is shit fr
I got 15k in premier then proceeded to downrank -2.5k just by getting people that griefed and were just not high rank in general
My group and I were coming up with our own smokes
we owned anubis and ancient
sit outside B on Anubis, and smoke A

Rip
I also hop in practice and just find smoke lineups myself lmao
finding some nasty ass spots from time to time
wdym
you can no longer self boost up on the boxes to watch apps
you have to have a teammate boost you
you mean on short?
Chat i am so back
one sec
yeye
I mean you could mostly only get like max 2 kills until you were traded anyways
B players just jump in front of aps anyway
as they exitted the platform
plus my reaction time isn't that bad, anyone trying to peek me that knows I sit there'
loses
I win 4/5 fights there
not anymore
ur the most annoying im gonna block you
Ok cool
I can still get the boost, it just measn I can't anchor solo
Im still more epic than you
no ur not
i mean yea one teammate can push mid thru short
ur a guy u cant be cool
Yes i am
sorry
and boost u first
Sexist
I generally hold short if I'm not playing those boxes anyways
nop
Ur planning a game plane for warzone?
I just don't understand why they'd remove it
cs π
it's an iconic spot that's been around for ages
why would they remove cl_righthand 0
O ok
okay most annoying thing is still cleardecals
did you see that in the CS2 trailer?
the Valve devs using the lightmode in visual studio
dont remember that
yeah that and gun bobbing cvars I'm sad to see gone
white mode is acceptable if its bright enough in the room
cleardecals on wasd was so good
I had it on E because I wanted to see when I got a hit and sometimes you don't want to move when watching a pixel gap
meow
meow
meoww
i have catppuccin
i like tf2 > cs2
My bet is that they're not actual programmers, and that they're like
just the PR team
and they opened VS just for the aesthetic appeal
hl3 > cs2
valve
pr team
???
Valve has great PR
no vertical moniter
wym
true
not sure but wasn't valve like this "you can work on whatever you want" kinda company
their videos for steam sales and stuff have been good lately
I work for one of these companies
it's lit af
yep
we play valheim together every friday
huge
which one (woun't dox)
where do you find such a company
anyone know how to change the discord theme? (pls im new)
I know the SysAdmin, and a senior dev
holy fuck
looks like a big comp
it's a small team, realy
they're expanding this year
like doubled their size at least
double their size in 2023*
is it this
looks like u do a lot tho
use it to run blender
:)
everyone else carries me
They did tell me they like my front end skills though
:3
I hate frontend
We all do
lol
render farm bro
use it to run crysis
explode the default cube
ty
oh ok
Tessie w

mb
dw lol

shig
bigg shigg
Cat girl
no
Fox
yes
doing that rn
I love 4 chan
i don't even know hwat walah means


Means like 'really' but in a question able way
ahh hell nah
people used it in different ways in my area
Just without i
man im bored
oh wallahi
bread
Ye
i see that u joined this year
Sleep
how old r u
have to work
Yessir
learn how to make bread
15 π
Gl bro
you having a stroke?
hai
meow meow
meow meow
meowie meowie
what is it
why do ethics gotta be rough
some bad guy tried to exploit my coworker's sever
but the server was set up as a honeypot
so, instead
we just collected his bins
throw away your moral compous
compass
lmao
got the admin port
Quick question y'all what's your favorite drink? I'll start
brickwall
wait what
oh my god
dammmmm
what the fuck
Hydric Acid 
my coworker and I were crying
smart enough to try exploits but can't change default pw
Blahaj blast best flavor:3
it's wiiiild
Stupid keyboard
some people are weird
Blahaj blast best flavour :3
it's not even like a default pw, mirai doesn't have a default account from what I remember
bro made that account.
Shh my keyboard did an oppsie
stupid keyboard
no
he didn't use admin:admin
never
you do that on a local instance but not like
on an actual host
soo what happened now
I don't wanna keep logging in
so I made a PHP script to do it for me
[~exploit name snip~] 1114
[camera] 56
[unknown] 39
[pdvr] 1
[linux.mips] 7
[nguuuu] 1
[s4y.selfrep] 6
[android] 2
[c] 1
[telnet] 2
[Payload] 1
[~exploit name snip~] 2
[ipcamsd.exploit] 1
[x86_64] 1
1234 devices | 0/10 running
tomorrow we're gonna like
tcpdump a small attack
and log every IP
start tracking which devices are infected
truly a
moment
why does ms teams suck balls
just shuts down os to run doom
what do u guys think of navar whale
wha
browser
you do everything in php
i stg
what do u think of arc browser
wha
yes
I have reasons for this actually
back in like 2016 someone very uneducated once told me "You can't write exploits in PHP, only Python and C++", as justification as to why PHP is a bad language
So I swore to write all my exploit scripts
in PHP

isnt php like annoying to use for that
no different than python tbh
π
Python might be nicer because pthreads sucks ass
and is disabled by default
which requires compiling PHP to enable
(i have no idea what quirks php has)
== === terrible to use
PHP converts all variables to an integer during comparisons, UNLESS === is specified
what
2 === '2'
who thought this was a good idea
will be false
it was originally designed like
without types completely
like
no types is horrible
how recent
2
scary
unless I'm building an interface for a class
I like my variables being the correct type
Still feels uncanny imo
my friends are in relation ships man
didnt u say u were like 15
im just trying to get okish grades
it's strange to get used to, I suppose
but it's good
the most quirky thing about PHP imo
nah thanks
is the
$var = "test";
$$var = $var;
I'm staying with my C# 
bro I've never used one
can't you just do var = xyz
reference variable
ah
Just thought of a quality of life plugin idea
When someone replies to your message of a image
I imagine this is like me doing &blah = L"sdfasdf";
hovering on the "embed" in the reply should show the image
instead of having to click to see which image they were replying to
this makes sense to me now
@dusty goblet is onlineish now
why u donowalling :(
u
I'm still half asleep and just dozing 
helo ed
hows your mental state
Hai
have you been taking care of your self
Eepy but not bad
I don't think I have
taking care of your self can help your self help other people
car is coverred in snog
you won't believe it
What even counts as taking care of yourself
I have no idea tbh
I guess we all don't know huh
i guide people to the treasure i can not achive
or sumthin
taking breaks is probly somthin
guide me to not being lazy then
Pingu is gonna force me to take care of myself soon enough 
woman
(can speak from xp)
So actually I just haven't recovered from a burnout and that's why I'm lazy for years 
Idk if I have burnout, laziness or if Im just eepy
you should upgrade to 11
quite possible
nah 7 > 11
I think you have a typo and meant arch
Yes arch is gud
what about nyarch

nyarch best distro
i would if i could but theres a school internet proxie underneath the table
cant u use it like that
choose your character:
- Nyarch Linuwu
- Awch Linux
- B O T H
Nyawch Liwunx
true
Mwint
that is not allowed
Debwian
so true
dveebian
Vee Linux distro when
never
vee package manager

i would do a funny but i don't have image perms
epic perms issue
:(
who is that in ur pfp
stelle and asta
stelle and asta or am i tripping
yes
hell yeah
you are not, in fact, tripping
holy fucking shit
ill repost
sure
sendd img
one sec
:3
:3
:3
:3
Nuh uh
Hey moxxie
8L of waater
Btmc?
Heya
Hru
his name is ed, osu player
Oh
Doing fine u?
My name isn't even Ed irl 
ah
Good to hear, pretty good as well
osu lazer or osu
:(
I just don't felt comfortable being with my real name online so I just chose the first letters 
Also I want a new name anyway
what
fym deltarune
androgenous
angdrogumous
that's a lewd question to ask
what
who knows gender
greenname go to sleep
no
I'm like 15 times more confused
Can I go to sleep
its only 9:46pm
greenname what time is it
sure :3
read
It's only 11:46am
if im not a "real woman" why do men online condesendingly explain things i already know
I sent that the same second :(
so basicly
gotta eep early
we auseme
I already slept
wdym
u now already
because autism
I do this
know if you didn't know for the rewedcord your a dwam wass
no / do typo i think
yes
whred nvhhr gon
I'm here
i mean the thing some men do where they like. think you dont know things bc u r woman
ooooh I had to look that word up π
like some guy tried to explain what linux is to me. i am a system administrator
Meow
lmao
I think people who are overly masculine are stupid too so like idk non binary supremacy

:3
@dusty goblet cute :3
i do the opposite
:3
You too cutie :3
i asume everyone is better than me in everysinge possible way
I hate those people that explain everything in such detail like you never touched a electronic device in your life
Hello char
then my moral tanks when i realise i have to explane shit to them
i know when im good at stuff if i get a freelancing job i will be paid appropriately
Also nvhhr I will consult my therapist next week for how to handle my parents because of the trip 
we've alr had this, you can't do this in c++ without getting an compile error
good :3
What the fuck is a c++

char c = "hello"; next time pls
Greenname cute :3
No
ok
it has to be a char array
Im going to do it in brainfuck next time
i have mental breakdowns from that plz don't
I'll go back to learning brainfuck then
no i dont remember if it does C strings are weird as fuck
it makes me evaluate things in life
Whar sorryyy
it ok
Do you accept headpats greenname
yes


char is the type for one byte. a string is an array of chars. but yet you can make a function that takes a string by asking for a char*
makes no sejse
shits evil
evil c
std::string is one of the only things in the STL of C++ i actually use
@drifting widget
because it's just better
tysm for reposting :3
in like every way
-w-
now i shall disapear
or diss a pear
why arent you cute yet
Baiii
did not think I'd meet a sway user
depends on what im feeling
who took my fucking homophonic role
no idea
sway is good
I wanna install arch from the ground up again
(also if someone's confused it's my screenshot which greenname reposted because i don't have perms)
Which DE/WM do we pick this time
aa idk
Install windows
^ evil
nah
No
I'm good
i use arch btw :3
just use kde
Biggest red flag someone can have
Im so happy im a windows user
and i would win because they're all weak
true
I'm not a Windows user I'm a Linux user don't profile me
what the fuck was that
Im still happy im a windows user
firts on my masween
I love having a stable system
"stable"
Linux is also stable
get a load of this guy
i love having my system break every 3 days and having all my data sent to michaelsoft
@zinc spire cutie :3
I love not needing to install like 5 million emulators or whatever the fuck proton is classified as
Well I can only say that my windows system is less stable than my arch install
In what way break
Mint broke on me for quite literally no reason
dw, it's only 1
i love updating my system for 2 hours when i decide my computer needs it's tridaily reboot
Wine
stxcbjoiyghjhc
ur a qt too :3
skill
:3 both cuties
yo guys u wouldnβt believe it
a
i dissed a pear
every time i talk to niko he gets like mildly more brain damage
Crazy
just got a chiken dinner dub in zelda
Hello blue person
QT widget toolkit
I can give you 200kg of those 
I love using windows and getting people mad for using windows
how much for shipping
Favourite activity
Probably a lot sadly
report
HELL YEAH
we're not mad cause you use windows we're mad because you're stupid
Benjamin fucking Curry
HELL YEAHH
In what way
HOW BENJAMIN
LESGOO
I NEED TO KNOW
He is teaching us how 2 earn cash guys
BENJY BOY PLEEEEEASE
i'm mad because you are stupid @open pasture
DOCTORS HATE HIM
HE BECAME JEFF BEZOS WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
@floral pebble PLEASE TEACH ME
report it for spam
what can i say
FREE CASH
20 is 20
IM SORRH FAWN IM BUSY MAKING 50K IN 72 HOURS SMD
you havent showered in days
@floral pebble plz man i need the money
He is gatekeeping
I SHOWERED LAST NIGHT βοΈ I FORGOT TO TODAY I SHOULD DO THAT
can i pay you in lead
@raw panther did you read my message regarding the trip
what where
@floral pebble i have uranium 235 i can pay u with
@floral pebble PLEASE BENJAMIN
oh didn't see it (no ping)
but yeah sounds good
@floral pebble please respond to me I showed you my 
BENJAMIN PLEASE I NEED THE CASH MY FAMILY IS SEVERELY ILL
I'll ping you next tiem I didn't wanna be annoying lmao
Bro wtfπ
nothing annoying about it :3
@floral pebble can i pay in walmart gift cards
also I also planned my train to the airport
meow
MY BELOVED EMILY IS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I NEED THE MONEY FOR MEDICAL BILLS @floral pebble PLEASE
@bemj
Hi puhbu
fuck
Hru
bemj....
I only showed them shiggy
oki
Brainrot ensues

very bored rn


@floral pebble I don't need money because I have parents and I'm a minor but free cash it always good π
Play borderlands 2 and your boredom will turn into complete and unfiltered rage

You framed it b4 π
I finished
Yooo I got my salary 
@floral pebble CAN YOU DO 75K I NEED TO BUY AN SGI WORKSTATION AND A YEARS WORTH OF CRACK
What character
Real
Fuck krieg ong
I played axton salvador and maya
Never tried zero
I dont like his playstyle
@floral pebble I NEED THE BENJAMINS
Salvadors action skill is just bad and boring
im officially welcome here
siren is just chaotic
You have parents bro
But maya has funny phaselock which does a lot of damage
yop
ur father less
RAAAH GET FIRE GET SLAG GET CORROSIVE GET SHOCK
no way
IM GONNA BE EARNING BIG YOU GUYS
Every status effect on the entirety of pandora sent upon a single midget
Why are you saying that, π I have 2 parents
Congrats
I am welcome
I love how maya was treated in bl3 (due to legal issues this is a joke)

L mods
tragic
I will never find out how to earn big
π’
@floral pebble PLEASE
NOOO MY FREE MONEY
NO
Turn towards prostitution π½
the mods are capitalists which want to prevent us from earning money
GIVE ME MY MONEY
?!?"?"!
???
AGAINST THE MODERATORS
Be a male stripper
WHO'S RESPONDIBLE
Be a male stripper
get your pitchforks
fuck around
VEE DID IT
Wut
RAAH
should just put telegram links in the automod tbh
ABSURD
you will explode
no use for them
I hope noy
nobody will use them anyway
sorry bud I ate it
I WANT MY FREE MONEY
Same
GIVE ME MY MONEY
No
you should hop on my listen along spotify
Meow
In school rn

Maybe in 1-2 hours
maybe
Get xmanager
I do

Giid I use all the time along with spicetify lol
true
@dusty goblet i didnt
yet when will i get my money back
:3
dunno
Do i want to open that image
I use the sleet theme with the orange thing
π€€
comfy theme is top
why is bro so goofy
Is that genshin?
it's robotics;notes elite....
I don't know what that it. Is it similar to genshin?
this is from genshin (REAL)
Genshit midpact
Sorry only close friends get money from me
oh no
THEY ATE BENJAMIN CURRY
do i count
Then when will i explode
I don't play games that show a lot of skin...... π
WHAT
well uhhhhh yea not really
uuuh
O alr
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
they dont really, sometimes
Raaaaaaahhh
Uggh.....
Eeeeeeeeeh depends on the situation
everyone should play snake with me
Nuh uh
Should I get out of bed
When vencord clash of clans clan
No. Stay and slee
good enough
Sleep
good enough for me
witch one
Commander Snake and the fight for sanctuary
hug the haj tight for me
:3
Soontm it won't be anymore hopefully
haj is best frwend
aside from strangers on the internet
oh yeah
True
haiii
Haiii
Hiii mia
i am musicing
Do I know
the cute one
what interment
do u know
no im like listening to music
mb
what are you guys talking about
blehh
wtf am i supposed to tell you ._.
same
I don't know i don't think I know
Why do holding fee's and down payments exist
when u called me cute
its fine
:3
it made me think
What did you think about
about the value of compliments
What was your conclusion
my reaction speed
gooo burrrr
so basically lead down to kindness doesnβt cost anything
so therfore kindness is worthless
compliments are more cheap than dirt cheap
I mean true
depends on your definition of worth
and so the value of kindness is null
compliment donβt mean shit
meaning i wonβt have another breakdown about it
That's good I guess
flirting is dirt cheap as well then
they don't have much value if you just say them to be nice I do agree with that.
Dirty deeds done dirty cheap
bury a brick 1 km deep plz
Bury the light deep within
Flirting is silly
i want the plastic chair
i still donβt get love
The storm that is approaching
donβt need to
But if you compliment people on things you truly do appreciate for one reason or another (and don't overdo it)
give me your one
Provoking black clouds in isolation
It's weird
stop the devil is crying
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME
I don't wanna get into my opinions about love rn 
berryed delight
(wo)man where do u live
Berry delight
Germany
Germ many?
ima pull your devil trigger
gn
All these voices inside of my head
ima eep
goodnight
Sweet dreams 
nope i donβt dream
i theorise how to make a hydrogen pipe bomb
I didn't have a nightmare for once
Classifies as sweet dream for me
You're tasteless
Hydrogen pipe bombs seem to pricey for pipe bombs, Molotov remain popular for a reason
im under aged
i eat hydrogen
i am hydrogen
im eeping noe
make sure to mix ammonium and chloride chat! :3
So there's no age limit on pipe bombs last time I checked
And act like I don't know nobody
thats why
i do pipes
gn fr tho
aight, hope you sleep well!
I think the housing market needs to be fixed ;-;
everyone here cute
Nop
breakdown time :3
yop, that includes you
I've mixed ammonia and hydrochloric acid and eaten it
it makes ammonium chloride aka salmiakki
use chloride it makes a nice smelling gass
Just open up a bunch of jerry cans filled with IPA or acetone and wait until its evaporated enough, then light a candle
I know I'm cute (sometimes) but I was saying not every person here is cute
ah
like me :3
(not like i care)
I fit the second category

I'm too fucking good i hate it
no matter how bad I'm feeling I'll present myself to others not only fine but actually quite positive and maybe even happy
i just can't break down at any point even if i really need to
guys i think im a dolphin


