🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[elder geyser]

elm is based

[candid blaze]

Elm seems pretty fun

[brittle granite]

this will be insane

[elder geyser]

rini webdev arc

[candid blaze]

Elm + Rust + Haskell

[brittle granite]

WRONG

[candid blaze]

That’d be funny

[stark herald]

aliucord so sane (ping is ven

[brittle granite]

I will throw in erlang sometime

[paper gate]

elm is too web oriented for me

@brittle granite@brittle granite @brittle granite @brittle granite

[brittle granite]

i mean yeah its the only thing u can use it for

[candid blaze]

I love functional programming

so fun

[elder geyser]

what do you think of ocaml

[candid blaze]

it seems nice

[paper gate]

i love object oriented programming

[brittle granite]

haskells your elm

[paper gate]

RINI

delete

[brittle granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1085109204576112662.webp?size=48&name=blobcatcozy~1&quality=lossless

[paper gate]

fake blobcat

[brittle granite]

buy me nitor

[stark herald]

which

[brittle granite]

10 years

longer than discord will live

[paper gate]

what if they made m&M's with spiders inside

[brittle granite]

would eat

i hate elm https://gist.github.com/evancz/769bba8abb9ddc3bf81d69fa80cc76b1

friendship ended

[harsh minnow]

not reading allat

[paper gate]

venn

[brittle granite]

they removed custom infix operators because people went too far w them

💔

[paper gate]

kotlin has

oh

nvm

not like symbols

[brittle granite]

i like how haskell lets you specify precedence on them

[paper gate]

rini has become cursed by haskell

[brittle granite]

yop

[paper gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK9K9foK0Sw @brittle granite watch

[ripe willow]

My coworker set up a honeypot for ADB 💀

within an hour, had his first hit

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-cat-feeder-cat-feeder-camera-cat-camera-gif-1435288208602596413

[ripe willow]

and now we've uncovered a rabbit hole.

There's a couple resellers for a specific datacenter in germany which are ignoring abuse complaints

💀

[brittle granite]

Control.Monad.forever $ do _ <- explode zt

[candid blaze]

Wait v

I remembered Scala.js is a thing

[brittle granite]

HOROR

HORj

NO

[candid blaze]

why

[paper gate]

@candid blaze help

rini trying to explode me

[candid blaze]

You should try Scala with cats and cats-effect @brittle granite

It’s nice

[paper gate]

cats

[candid blaze]

I won’t allow it

[brittle granite]

how do i make forever not go forever help

[candid blaze]

Ctrl-C

[brittle granite]

true

forever a = let loop = a >> loop in loop

[paper gate]

Ctrl-\

[candid blaze]

rini will try cats-effect soon

!

[paper gate]

the rini rot

[brittle granite]

this is just haskell io

[candid blaze]

cats-effect is funny because it’s like Haskell in Scala

[elder geyser]

based

[candid blaze]

discord is giving me free nitro

cool

It’s saying I am not eligible now

Fuck this app

[paper gate]

true

[stark herald]

should i open an issue for typos in an app honestly these look like theyre there on purpose but maybe not

[candid blaze]

It worked now

What the fuck

[brittle granite]

there

no more forever

[paper gate]

oh ym god

We're sorry - the password you created contains your month/day of birth. Please create another.

STOP

STOP ADDING MORE REQUIREMENTS

fsdjghbwehgbnwehj

every year the min password length increases by 2 chars

[brittle granite]

WHY DOES YOUR PASSWORD HAVE YOUR BIRHDAY

[paper gate]

cause

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314 @brittle granite

[candid blaze]

free nitro worked

[elder geyser]

hasn't this been done like 2 million times before

[stark herald]

yes

[paper gate]

hnnggrh

[elder geyser]

if it does'nt work why do we keep doing it

[stark herald]

youtube views

[elder geyser]

oh

why is so much youtbe programming content just. Slop

like there's good stuff dont get me wrong

[echo bronze]

AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH

[candid blaze]

u could just watch good stuff yk

[paper gate]

i love slop

[echo bronze]

MY FACE WHEN WINDOWS DEFENDER FINDS A GENUINE TROJAN ON MY PC

[stark herald]

my bad

[elder geyser]

i mostly do

been watching a lot of 3b1b lately

yet youtube wont RECCOMEND ME A SINGLE ONE OF HIS VIDEOS

[elder geyser]

YES YOUTUBE I TOTALLY WANT TO WATCH "I SPENT 100 DAYS IN RLCRAFT" INSTEAD

[paper gate]

eepy

[candid blaze]

write ur own recommendation algorithm

actually I might do that

[stark herald]

SAME IDEA

[candid blaze]

I have a nice idea

[solemn plank]

wanna see the weirdest yet most useful thing i have bought

[candid blaze]

On how I could implement it

[elder geyser]

isn't that like

So much math

[candid blaze]

I love classification algorithms

[brittle granite]

mmm

[elder geyser]

idk i need to learn more algorithms and shit

[paper gate]

@w@

[elder geyser]

my hardest sorting algorithm is bubble sort 😭

[candid blaze]

@w@

[solemn plank]

the Disney DVD Adult Remote

[paper gate]

@candid blaze hi axy

[candid blaze]

@paper gate hi zt

[solemn plank]

the difference between the adult and child remote is that the child one is simpler

i have the adult remote

[candid blaze]

people

[solemn plank]

i use it for a video upscaler

[candid blaze]

nevermind

[paper gate]

the rini rot

[solemn plank]

because it uses the exact same infrared signals

[candid blaze]

Am I an axylotl

[solemn plank]

this fucker can connect to my retro console video upscaler

im not even jokoing

its actaully better than the remote it comes with

[candid blaze]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

i love mono

[candid blaze]

[storm cedar]

I love it when stuff accidentally somehow gets made to such a high standard that it becomes somewhat widely known

[stark herald]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheFaceOfAsa/status/1753077410332016779

[candid blaze]

LOL

[brittle granite]

haskelling so hard

[paper gate]

🤓

[candid blaze]

what are you writing

[paper gate]

why are you killing users

[brittle granite]

they deserve it for disconnecting

[brittle granite]

chat thing

[ripe willow]

I"M FUCKING WHEEZING BRO

I just guessed their password

I just stole their botnet

[paper gate]

how

[ripe willow]

I know mirai,
So my first goal was to find their C2 port

for the admins

then I was gonna brute force it

cus there is no real security on mirai

[candid blaze]

@brittle granite https://reasonml.github.io

[ripe willow]

but no need to brute force it

the credentials

admin:admin

😭

bro, you used the same password as the devices you're infecting

[stark herald]

omg

[low heron]

i fell up the stairs

[stark herald]

hold on what does this actually do

[open pasture]

anyone dutch here i dont know what the fucking difference is between het and de 😭

also why is please in dutch fucking "alsjeblieft"

[paper gate]

lol

[paper gate]

how

[sour yew]

I wish

[paper gate]

insane

[sour yew]

delicious

[candid blaze]

Syntax extension for OCaml that compiles to native code and JavaScript

[stark herald]

m

why do people use elm

[low heron]

tripped

[candid blaze]

elm is nice

it’s a pure FP language for the web

[stark herald]

mm

[candid blaze]

[gaunt cloud]

is general gone?!?

how long have i been gone

that's crazy

anyways

i always talked shit about people who use js but fuck man i love jquery

[solemn plank]

kORBO

Korbo

[gaunt cloud]

korbor

[paper gate]

years

[paper gate]

the korb

[gaunt cloud]

damn

[brittle granite]

@candid blaze rate my css

i did it in 0 lines

[open pasture]

awesome

its perfect

dont need anythin else

[paper gate]

hi mae

[open pasture]

hi

and gn
im eepy

[stray siren]

Same

[desert goblet]

i love being on vesktop and having the discord app update icon showing https://files.catbox.moe/bp66ax.mp4

[paper gate]

nini

[open pasture]

nini

[noble quest]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RY_w54Q_YdY

[harsh minnow]

web uldates still exist

[stark herald]

how

[paper gate]

uldates

[noble quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1198288525544661112/caption.gif

[desert goblet]

oh nonono i know that
i just love being online long enough to encounter one

really shows i need grass

[paper gate]

how

[candid blaze]

top tier 10/10

[candid blaze]

see, it’s so good you did it mentally

[stark herald]

oh god i tried husking in a different server thinking it was vencord and when i saw this i thought vencord removed husk

scary

[brittle granite]

https://codeberg.org/rini/webrini

[paper gate]

guh

this is annoying

[candid blaze]

I will soon host my own mail

[paper gate]

https://github.com/androidx/androidx/blob/cf683787f28d413363b0956f4440a9c03f0cdb87/paging/paging-common/src/jvmMain/kotlin/androidx/paging/PagingLogger.jvm.kt#L24-L26
instead of adding like a verbosity setting
they just log everything regardless of level on jvm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1110881036230991892.webp?size=48&name=guh&quality=lossless

[candid blaze]

gonna be [e-mail]

[paper gate]

do

[stark herald]

LOVE

[paper gate]

oh i might have to open an issue on googles issue tracker thing

been a while since ive had to do that

ii will go work for google and fix it myself

[winter needle]

i will delete husk alhamdulillah

[stark herald]

nooo

[winter needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1078446865634304090.gif?size=64

[candid blaze]

Wait theres Figma for mobile devices

cool

nvm it’s trash

it’s just for viewing

horror

[paper gate]

can I have ban perm

[brittle granite]

@winter needle read haskell

[candid blaze]

I miss my PC

I want to code

:(

[ripe willow]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-nikon-puter-mom-hacker-gif-22733324

[candid blaze]

what if

I host vscode-server on my phone

And use it via my Xbox

don’t like vscode but hey that’s an approach

Moonlight?

what do you use

[winter needle]

i tried it once
quite literally the definition of unreadable

[candid blaze]

Moonlight has a Xbox client but it doesn’t support hardware mouse

I should try to make a VM on google cloud

during my free trial

can I install nixos on it lmfao

[rough dome]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[open pasture]

Your vm sucks

Lololol

[paper gate]

hi farnsie

[solemn plank]

gn

i leave you with this wip song cover

[candid blaze]

Brainrot

[nocturne bough]

I dont even have it smh

[paper gate]

oh Mantika good timing

how do I fix this

[nocturne bough]

That channel is not much less deranged than here

[vale carbon]

is there pricing on this?

[nocturne bough]

Delete filesystem

[paper gate]

probably

[vale carbon]

have a pretty good use for it but cant find anything on pricing

[nocturne bough]

Nothing seems to be broken in that screenshot

[winter needle]

nothing anymore

guhhhh

I knew this would happen

[paper gate]

dbhwfhjengiefhenfjnerh 😭

[unreal siren]

Remain Cat

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

[urban elk]

I AM INSANE

[open pasture]

are you guys going tim or sweening

[urban elk]

I couldn't find my AC's remote

so I just thought

"fuck it" and went to my parents' room

took their AC's remote

and FOR SOME REASON THAT REMOTE WORKS WITH MY AC

they're both from different brands 💀

I'm sorry if I'm being dumb and didn't know that this was common

[vocal vault]

That's not the most unreasonable thing

Yesterday I put my spoon in the cupboard and went to check for a cup in the utensils shelf

My brain is quite smooth

[elder geyser]

i should port 9front to riscv

[open pasture]

you should actually

that would be sick genuinely

i dont like how people are betting on ARM again

we're going to centralize things even more so that now we don't just only have the choice of Intel or AMD we now have the choice of ARM

(that's it)

[lavish folio]

does the fake nitro actually let people see the emojis you try to post

[unreal siren]

Its a link

With embed perms it shows an image

[lavish folio]

Understandable, thank you

[balmy rover]

Good night, sleep well

[stark herald]

@urban elk pspsps

[paper gate]

goodnight

fles

[candid blaze]

I finally got an Oracle Cloud VM

Lesgo

[balmy rover]

Goodnight, sleep well mate

[paper gate]

that's good

could never get one in my region

[paper gate]

thank

[elder geyser]

chat

i think

im in love

[balmy rover]

Ooo gl with it 🫡

[unborn otter]

i can't get an oracle VM either, It seems like it's just random or something

[balmy rover]

VPNs don't work?

[deep token]

with who

[sand citrus]

me

[balmy rover]

Lol

You waited 😭

I found that hilarious

[open pasture]

the answer's me

[sand citrus]

not rly i just checked chat and saw the question asked lol

[balmy rover]

😂

[balmy rover]

🦘

[elder geyser]

you

no im kidding im in love with your mom

[balmy rover]

[deep token]

thats not cool julie

[pine valley]

https://www.felixsanz.dev/articles/nixos-made-me-go-back-to-windows

[rough dome]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[elder geyser]

what if i was in love with you tho

as a prank

[balmy rover]

Dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[balmy rover]

I just got insulted by a bot 😭

[true tartan]

ive been looking for a square pfp snippet that works and i still cant find one

if i have to learn css cuz of this it'd be a blessing and a curse

[balmy rover]

Learning is a gift

Knowledge is also a gift

@balmy rover

What's the #screams-of-the-damned chanel, it sounds intimidating

[pine valley]

ello

[balmy rover]

Hello

[open pasture]

beryllium

heads or tails

@pine valley

[stark herald]

did you find

[real skiff]

h

[pine valley]

heads

[open pasture]

too late

[true tartan]

Nope

[pine valley]

tragic

[deep token]

uhmmmmm

meow?

[elder geyser]

meowww

[urban elk]

HISSSS

[deep token]

nya

[stark herald]

:c

[urban elk]

I'm not really in a good mood

sorry

[west sphinx]

....

[urban elk]

what

[west sphinx]

Im new

[unreal siren]

Lies

[lavish relic]

hiii

[pine vessel]

Heya guys :3

[low heron]

possum

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh I'm an imp :3

[low heron]

nuh uh possum

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh imp

[low heron]

nuh uh stinky

[raw panther]

imp :3

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh u

[low heron]

yes

[pine vessel]

Finally some1 who knows what I am

[low heron]

i have been rotting in a pit of despair so ofc im smelly

[pine vessel]

:3

[low heron]

:3

[pine vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-mother-board-cpu-gif-17616659

[low heron]

[pine vessel]

Funny CPU :3

[low heron]

chips and sause

[lime talon]

🔒 Ei käyttöoikeutta

[pine vessel]

Well how yal doing?

[wispy lotus]

meow

[pine vessel]

Meow :3

[lime talon]

waiting another 20 mins for a train

[elder geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-scrape-removing-pins-gif-20017589

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-cpu-kill-gif-22236310

[deep token]

NO

[ripe willow]

irony

[ripe willow]

when some threat actor's scanning infrastructure hits your honeypot
and when you look at their bin host

the index page just says "honeypot"

@dawn iris the most amazing shit happened today

My coworker and i guessed someone's mirai password after their scanner attempted to execute bins on the honeypot

[lime talon]

your fake bot tag does not fool me

it should say BOTTI

[pine vessel]

Same

[urban elk]

I have a bomb

/j ofc

[deep token]

bomb

[pine vessel]

I have a lot of bombs then /j

[zinc spire]

ximi bomb

[urban elk]

spicy pillow

[urban elk]

yop

@zinc spire wanna see what happens to a Redmi Note 7 with a tianma screen panel when it's left in a box for years?

[zinc spire]

yes

[sly spear]

Seems legit

[pine valley]

is the new poco x6 pro any good

[ripe willow]

I have one of these

it works fine

well, aside from being slightly bent

my fault.

[low heron]

i haven’t seen u in a while

[ripe willow]

I'm in here like every day

[low heron]

yes but im normally on at 10pm local time

[ripe willow]

[low heron]

and i was gon for a while

[ripe willow]

hope you've been well

[low heron]

hope is not a feeling

i got so depressed i finsihed a 1000 ep web comic

in like a day and a bit

[echo bronze]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[pine vessel]

Everything

:3

[low heron]

its a possum

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh

[hollow wigeon]

BBC

big

black

[low heron]

dam white names

[hollow wigeon]

car

[pine vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-not-found-not-funny-not-funny-didnt-laugh-linux-gif-25514562

[echo bronze]

Fuck these white names

[low heron]

no

thats illegal

[hollow wigeon]

😭

[echo bronze]

not like that you fucking degenerate

[pine vessel]

Look at his about me lol

[median owl]

hello whitename

[zinc spire]

wtf

[hollow wigeon]

my bio is just goat

[pine vessel]

Fr

[echo bronze]

EUGH

[low heron]

:3

[echo bronze]

oh my god

that's disGUSTING

[urban elk]

so I know it's late but

[pine vessel]

Fr

[echo bronze]

Guys, gals, enbies

[echo bronze]

Do I dare

Do I dare do the satire

Do I dare

[urban elk]

@zinc spire

[low heron]

ok shes like chill

[zinc spire]

WTF its bleeding

[echo bronze]

there are a few whitenames that are good

[pine vessel]

Guys can you all tell greenname that I’m not a possum?

[echo bronze]

you're an imp

[low heron]

bit early init

[urban elk]

it's not actually bleeding but yeah

[low heron]

possum

[urban elk]

the screen cracked on the inside

[pine vessel]

It’s 11 am for me

[echo bronze]

Should I report them for that bio

[urban elk]

and some sort of moisture managed to get in

[pine vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/moxxie-helluva-helluva-boss-not-a-possum-possum-gif-20208834

[echo bronze]

Shall I do the funny, gamers

[echo bronze]

how the shit did you manage that

[zinc spire]

yop

[echo bronze]

is my favourite drink

[pine vessel]

:3

[hollow wigeon]

the funny part is

[low heron]

yes

[echo bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-samuel-jackson-i-dont-remember-gif-12730363

[pine vessel]

It’s an inside joke u won’t get it

[urban elk]

I literally kept it in a fucking box

[hollow wigeon]

i didnt ask

[lime talon]

[urban elk]

and we don't care

[median owl]

guess what

[urban elk]

simple

[median owl]

we also didn't ask

[hollow wigeon]

rage baiting

[echo bronze]

I satisfied your mother last night, I'm your dad now, go clean your room

[urban elk]

we never asked to have your goofy ass here in the first place @hollow wigeon so do yourself a favor and kindly leave

[lime talon]

wait lmao look at their bio

[hollow wigeon]

yall autistic

[echo bronze]

yes

[median owl]

@urban elk how tf do you even try to pronounce your name

[echo bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/755106360152162335.webp?size=48&name=chad_yes&quality=lossless

[unreal siren]

Whats wrong with autistic people

[low heron]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[native ruin]

Hello char

[lime talon]

no shit

[low heron]

my fav drink

[urban elk]

said the person dedicating themselves to wasting other people's time

[pine vessel]

Bro mad

[median owl]

char hello = 'hi';

[urban elk]

you don't have anything to do other than this so shut the fuck up

[echo bronze]

Guys, they're 8

They're under discord's TOS

[native ruin]

Reported

[echo bronze]

Yep

[median owl]

fr

[pine vessel]

Console.log (“heya!”);

[low heron]

vote kick like bots in tf2

[median owl]

JS

[low heron]

press f1

[pine vessel]

Same

[echo bronze]

Vote by: Azzy
Kick player: Carcass?

[native ruin]

@urban elk YOU

[hollow wigeon]

i did not ask

[pine vessel]

Js is fun fr fr

[lime talon]

gotta switch back to English for the report system

[native ruin]

F1

[median owl]

Insufferable pain and despair

[pine vessel]

[native ruin]

Oh they changed discord on da ipad

[pine valley]

'een

[echo bronze]

what

[pine vessel]

Player Carcass kicked

[urban elk]

when did I ever say that I cared about whether you asked or not?

[low heron]

kick player: in the balls?

[echo bronze]

LMAO

[native ruin]

[native ruin]

NO

NONONONONO

[urban elk]

not now

[pine vessel]

:3

[median owl]

I used js for like 1 hour yesterday and I still have brain damage

[native ruin]

Damn…

I failed…

[pine vessel]

I used it till 3 am this morning it was fun

[native ruin]

Brian damage*

[hollow wigeon]

u didnt

[echo bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[lime talon]

@cosmic otter there's an 8yo here please help us

[native ruin]

I have embeds off but its the „nononono wait wait wait“ thing right

[urban elk]

so what made your smooth brain assume that I gave a shit?

[pine vessel]

Yep

[echo bronze]

yep

[native ruin]

Im so good at guessing

Can i get my trophy now

[median owl]

at least my thing works, time to rewrite everything in c# or sum

[hollow wigeon]

i dont care if you give a shit buddy
what makes you think i do

[pine vessel]

gives trophy

[candid blaze]

why the fuck can’t i install packages on oracle Linux

[urban elk]

then why the fuck are you still talking huh?

[native ruin]

[urban elk]

someone's got an ego to back up

[lime talon]

@rapid viper actually you're the only one who isn't marked as idle please help

[urban elk]

jesus

[candid blaze]

I use dnf install and the process freezes

[hollow wigeon]

coz i got nothing better to do

[candid blaze]

Ffs

[lime talon]

I'm so glad we weren't this bad at 8 years old

[pine vessel]

Fr

[low heron]

mass block carcass

[urban elk]

here's an idea
shove a finger up your nose
pull out some snot or whatever and eat it

[echo bronze]

they're baiting

block them

ignore them

[pine vessel]

Just wait for the funny vban

[hollow wigeon]

yap more

[echo bronze]

report them first though

[hollow wigeon]

no shit

[urban elk]

I gave you an idea

[native ruin]

Mods, crush his skull, thank you

[pine vessel]

Already did

[median owl]

if you put weird shit like this in your bio idk man

[elder geyser]

based pfp

i love bronya

[median owl]

bronya ftw

[open pasture]

whats happening here

[lime talon]

they're still certainly underage

[echo bronze]

8 year old causing issues

[native ruin]

Reminds me i need to change my pfp soon

But idk to what

[elder geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/seele-vollerei-bronya-zaychik-bronseele-honkai-impact-honkai-impact3rd-gif-21548994

[pine vessel]

We don’t tho

[median owl]

mass chaos and panic

[elder geyser]

i love bronyaseele

so much

[median owl]

FR

[lime talon]

even if they aren't 8 they sure ain't 13

[elder geyser]

theyre so gay for each other

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/seele-honkai-impact-3rd-seele-honkai-herrscher-of-rebirth-honkai-impact-gif-3347218469109287504

[echo bronze]

Are those genshin people or honkai people or

What

[median owl]

honkai impact

[echo bronze]

yeah I thought so

[median owl]

hi3 > genshin

[echo bronze]

it's always one of those two with the really cute lesbians

(wait are they both over 18?)

[median owl]

hot take (not) but genshin sucks

[native ruin]

God i hate hoyoverse games

Me no likey gambling

[median owl]

one does not gamble

[echo bronze]

My "ex" played Genshin a lot

[median owl]

yeah good

[echo bronze]

he spent

so much on it

[hollow wigeon]

@open pasture

[lime talon]

wanted to gamble anyway for fun? we already had something for that: real physical places to gamble at

[native ruin]

I know a friend that spent above 2k

Just for genshit

[open pasture]

so who is the gay man i can bang

[pine vessel]

Na we have cs for that

[native ruin]

I want to stick at bl2 it doesnt have gambling

Or wait FUCK IT DOES

[echo bronze]

what the fuck

[median owl]

sorry they're not here in the room with us

[hollow wigeon]

me

[lime talon]

Minecraft has gambling

[hollow wigeon]

im 8

[open pasture]

bet

[raw panther]

I have a 2000usd skin in cs :3

[median owl]

minecraft gambling/p2w servers are the worst place in the internet

[hollow wigeon]

gay black man

[open pasture]

yum

[hollow wigeon]

worse than gore

[lime talon]

@analog badger none of the other mods have responded please sort carcass (and .silver_3) out

[echo bronze]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM

[median owl]

I only have a #7 highest float bowie gamma doppler phase 1 :(

[candid blaze]

over-exaggerated as fuck

[lime talon]

not those, just singleplayer unmodded

[raw panther]

what worth

[sly spear]

4chan.

[pine vessel]

I unboxed a 1200$ knife from 26 cases that I opened on my bday cuz funny and Gaben blessed me

[echo bronze]

https://crxb.cc/hpjr8x8t

[sly spear]

Lmao what

[median owl]

oh god 4 replies

[open pasture]

nothing

[pine vessel]

lol

[hollow wigeon]

9/11 was great

wym

[lime talon]

CAN WE HAVE ONLINE MODERATORS PLEASE

[candid blaze]

no

[raw panther]

@rapid viper appears online

[sly spear]

Yuppp

[median owl]

blud is doing getting banned off discord any% speedrun

[hollow wigeon]

twin towers are very tempting

[sly spear]

Homie they aren't there anymore

Fuck you gonna do

Miss?

[hollow wigeon]

thats the good part

[native ruin]

Your mother was great in bed

[elder geyser]

youre so

BORING

if youre gonna be edgy actually be edgy

[pine vessel]

I also have a 200 pair of gloves

[sly spear]

Yeah

[median owl]

when will people like that get good ideas about jokes

[elder geyser]

9/11 has been memed to death dude

[sly spear]

9/11 is like the lowest hanging fruit

Not even funny

[candid blaze]

you all are boring

[pine vessel]

Embed for my screenshot go brrrrr

[sly spear]

Atleast put in the effort for something creative

[median owl]

yeah ik :(

[echo bronze]

"Guys I'm so edgy!!! 2977 cases of lost life !!!!!!! XDDDDDZS"

[open pasture]

bitch thats my name

[median owl]

bro whatz

are u okay

[pine vessel]

Here we go

[zinc spire]

discord ban any%

[candid blaze]

change it

[lime talon]

you didn't have it first

[median owl]

where u gon use 200 gloves

[native ruin]

Bl2 has the best gambling

[hollow wigeon]

i aint getting banned anytime soon

[open pasture]

no

[raw panther]

nice

[open pasture]

i aint changing shit

[native ruin]

Because it has a chance to fucking kill you

[echo bronze]

I sincerely doubt that

[urban elk]

silence tecno user

[pine vessel]

Mentally no, generally no

[pine vessel]

;3

[lime talon]

you are bro

[hollow wigeon]

i alr got banned from 34 servers

[urban elk]

did I actually get it right

[raw panther]

@median owl @pine vessel :3

[native ruin]

What a low count

Like jesus

[median owl]

AAAAA

[native ruin]

How are you this bad but trying so hard

[median owl]

cool

[pine vessel]

My gloves

[pine vessel]

Ooo that's nice

[hollow wigeon]

u couldnt do any better tho

[native ruin]

Too bad, already did

[hollow wigeon]

🐶🍴

[median owl]

this is my only good thing

[open pasture]

wild

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1186598349957251093.webp?size=48&name=GoofySkull&quality=lossless

[median owl]

and a deagle printstream with a sex sticker

[raw panther]

what's that worth?

[urban elk]

who do you think deserves being shot at with this

[hollow wigeon]

yall.gays

[native ruin]

Ae you :3 or >:3

[zinc spire]

:3

[native ruin]

Ok cool

[median owl]

not sure since MW has weird prices

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1037242620281356288.webp?size=48&name=bignosedoggo&quality=lossless

[echo bronze]

I'm gay as fuck, yeah

[lime talon]

as soon as mods get online that's 35

[median owl]

450+ surely

[native ruin]

Men kissing

[lime talon]

we knew that already

[echo bronze]

I'm trans too how's that make you feel, 4channer

[urban elk]

why add up to the number? why not just mute him for eternity?

[median owl]

why so many cs players here

I need a team help

[pine vessel]

Looks awesome

[echo bronze]

oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly

[pine vessel]

This my ak I didn't go for something to expensive

[native ruin]

Whats with these homies dissing my girl

[candid blaze]

this chat is pure brain rot now

[median owl]

decent

[echo bronze]

Why do they gotta front

[native ruin]

What did we ever do to these guys

[echo bronze]

That made them so violent

[native ruin]

Fuck i dont know the rest of buddy holly

[echo bronze]

Nor do I

[median owl]

I got an ak as a gift from a friend so I mainly use that

[native ruin]

Im sorry to dissapoint

[echo bronze]

GUITAR RIFF

[native ruin]

Weeeeeee

(Zer)

[lime talon]

isn't it the ooh ooh bit next

[elder geyser]

i thought

[native ruin]

[echo bronze]

OOH OOH AND YOU KNOW I'M YOURS

[elder geyser]

u meant like. irl

and was like What

[median owl]

BRO

[echo bronze]

OOH OOH AND I KNOW YOU'RE MINE

[native ruin]

Chat are we feeling :3 or >:3 today

[elder geyser]

:3

[native ruin]

:3

[pine vessel]

:3

[raw panther]

:3

[echo bronze]

:3

[median owl]

:3

[echo bronze]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[native ruin]

I turned the whole chat :3

[pine vessel]

[native ruin]

I regret nothing

:3

[zinc spire]

:33333

[unreal siren]

Ɛ:

[median owl]

so called freethinkers when :3

[native ruin]

or

[analog badger]

ugh I'm in bed and just saw the ping can someone explain what's up and if something needs done still

[echo bronze]

"edgy" people with extremely god awful bios

[native ruin]

Supid people

[native ruin]

Not the shig

I hate the shiggy

[echo bronze]

https://crxb.cc/6d3hgdm8

[pine vessel]

There is an 8 year old annoying us in chat

[native ruin]

:3 better

[median owl]

:3

[echo bronze]

:3

:3

:3

:3

:3

:3

[zinc spire]

:3

[native ruin]

:§

.3

:3

[pine vessel]

:3

[zinc spire]

=3

[native ruin]

:3

[candid blaze]

what’s wrong with this

[echo bronze]

:♦

[native ruin]

You are evil

[echo bronze]

:þ

:±

[lime talon]

ooh ooh that's for all time (i better have remembered that right)

[analog badger]

vban @_vulcan#0000 pedophilic about me

[neon ferry]

Gimme some users silly

[echo bronze]

:ú

[analog badger]

discord why

[native ruin]

Trold

[bitter field]

@hollow wigeon

[candid blaze]

fail

[bitter field]

id

[pine vessel]

L

[echo bronze]

OO WEE OO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

[native ruin]

Can we ban venbot

[echo bronze]

OH OH AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE

[native ruin]

Venbot isnt very :3

[echo bronze]

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US ANYWAY

[pine vessel]

1084112772863889498

[echo bronze]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THA

[pine vessel]

His id

[echo bronze]

T

[native ruin]

:3

[unreal siren]

Does venbot use vencord tho

[pine vessel]

@analog badger his id

[median owl]

no

[analog badger]

vban 1084112772863889498 pedophilic about me

[neon ferry]

Done!

[low heron]

hello

[native ruin]

Official vencord karaoke night when

[median owl]

foxymachine half asleep rn

[lime talon]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT

[pine vessel]

W

[native ruin]

W

[pine vessel]

Fr

[echo bronze]

W

[low heron]

W

[pine vessel]

We took them out of bed to ban a kid lol

[candid blaze]

never

[echo bronze]

Good

[native ruin]

No dame da ne….

[zinc spire]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[pine vessel]

Y?

[native ruin]

Tessie L

[rough dome]

:middle_finger:

[native ruin]

NOOO

[echo bronze]

Annoying children deserve to be executed

[pine vessel]

Tessie w

[rough dome]

[median owl]

WHAR

[pine vessel]

True

[median owl]

what

[echo bronze]

not all children

just the ones that annoy me personally

all the other ones can live

for now

[low heron]

im a 13

[echo bronze]

and you're not annoying

[median owl]

I'm 18+ :)

[low heron]

oh ok :3

[echo bronze]

fuck, the reading comprehension in this server

[lime talon]

I'm 15 i think

[echo bronze]

You

THINK?

how the fuck do you not know your age

[median owl]

Bro forgor

[echo bronze]

sleepy joe over here

[low heron]

i forget my age sometimes

[echo bronze]

dementia

[pine vessel]

I'm 16

[candid blaze]

they’re plural

[deep token]

im annoying

[native ruin]

Ime a 15

But i will be 16 in 6 mons :3

[echo bronze]

how the fuck am I supposed to know that

[zinc spire]

nop

[native ruin]

True…

[pine vessel]

I'll be 17 in 6 mons :3

[echo bronze]

time to put a 44 in your cranium

[candid blaze]

I will be seventeen in September

[native ruin]

Aint no way…

[median owl]

guys I'm an adult and haven't achieved shit, you gave me the wrong manual

[low heron]

ima be 14 in like 20 days

[candid blaze]

1st September to be more specific

[native ruin]

August birsdays rise up…

[pine vessel]

Happy early birthday

[echo bronze]

STOP GIVING YOUR BIRTHDAYS OUT ONLINE WTF

LIKE

[pine vessel]

I'm here

[lime talon]

system moment (i have 2 age values, one matters and the other doesn't)

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh

[echo bronze]

i'm just gonna

okay

enjoy

[median owl]

31st February

[echo bronze]

i'm leaving this server is too brainrotty

[low heron]

im having mid life crisises can we switch

[candid blaze]

why do you even care

[native ruin]

Stop me

Nyeheheheh

[analog badger]

okis I am going to bed, sorry no one else responded
take care of yourselves everyone, don't get headaches before you try to sleep because it sucks, don't be too insane

[median owl]

let's get in the same boat 😭

[lime talon]

apart from our frequent profile switches and mentions of it, nothing

[rapid viper]

real

[pine vessel]

21st of August

[native ruin]

Im going to tell everyone on the internet where i live

[candid blaze]

you’re making it brainrotty yk

[median owl]

gn

[pine vessel]

Okie gn foxy

[low heron]

if i get in there its gonna sink

[native ruin]

There are voices in your head

[low heron]

not because im heavy but cause i just am like that

[lime talon]

"i got voices in my head" nah bro get on my level i AM the voices

[echo bronze]

sure, discord user

[median owl]

it's jover

[low heron]

i once fell off a chair 13 times in a minute

[median owl]

whar

[lime talon]

HOW

[zinc spire]

wha

[low heron]

i tend to sit on the edge

[lime talon]

IT TAKES LIKE 10 SECONDS TO GET BACK ON HOW DID YOU DO IT EVERY 4.6 SECONDS

[median owl]

pro tip

[pine vessel]

[echo bronze]

stop doing that

[median owl]

sit in the middle

[candid blaze]

kk I took the wrong server on oracle

fuck

damn it I will just rent a hetzner vps

[native ruin]

Pro tip

STAND

[low heron]

I HAD WORK

[urban elk]

what

[median owl]

why did I make this website

[low heron]

dude i can lean so my head touches the floor

[lime talon]

WAIT IT WAS ACTUALLY 4.6 HOW DID I GET THAT

[urban elk]

you're insane

[echo bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shaq-mans-not-hot-math-gif-10285836

[median owl]

gaming

[lime talon]

the i3-6100u running my entire existence may be slow at doing it but it does know how to do calculations ig

[low heron]

fell of my chair

[urban elk]

that reminds me of how I keep reacting insanely quickly

like one time I was on my bed and I almost got off it a bit too fast and I almost hit my head against the ceiling but I ended up reacting so quickly I barely touched it

and uh well the bed is a bunk bed or whatever

[low heron]

chair went backwards

[echo bronze]

my reactions are so badi react after things happen

[low heron]

i once replied to a question before it was asked

[lime talon]

i remember when that shit came out it was everywhere

[low heron]

i heard it

but apparently they didn’t say it yet

[pine vessel]

Fixed gap lol

[echo bronze]

I ducked after I got punched

[urban elk]

I literally knew exactly when one of my friends was going to wake up without them telling me

[median owl]

yea

[lime talon]

i realised the train was pulling in after it had stopped today

still got out but still

[median owl]

also u play cs Moxxie?

[urban elk]

and uh
he's in Russia
I'm in Colombia
💀

[candid blaze]

cabrón

[native ruin]

Why are you all all-knowing beings

It scares me

[low heron]

i get on right before people ping me sometimes

happens way too much

[pine vessel]

They just push random updates I miss csgo it was better

[median owl]

soon update

trust

[native ruin]

Shut up at least you get updates

[urban elk]

I'm an all knowing being when I lose my fucking shit but I'm not angry or sad

[native ruin]

(Im a tf2 player)

[median owl]

[pine vessel]

The updates are shit I liked csgo better

[low heron]

im a f2p tf2 player

[lime talon]

uhhhhh
is that meant to be on fire

[native ruin]

Im sorry for your loss

[median owl]

When cs2 gets an operation I'll be 20 years older at this rate

[low heron]

i can’t chat man

[lime talon]

same here except I bought one thing for the premium shit

[pine vessel]

lol

[low heron]

can’t even call for medic

[native ruin]

Play on community servers

[low heron]

oh yeah

[median owl]

reply issue

[lime talon]

you can do that without premium i think

[low heron]

nope

[native ruin]

Nop

Cant use voice comms

Cant use chat

Cant use voice chat

[median owl]

lol

[native ruin]

All you can do is point n shoot

[low heron]

i can’t even call spy

[native ruin]

Imagine if they removed taunts and interactibles