🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dusty goblet]

Yes you explode

[tame thorn]

i have another similar issue

its where messages stop loading for me randomly and i have to refresh

[open pasture]

no errors i see

for that in particular anyway

yeah it says nothing lol

[candid blaze]

It seems termux-x11 is a really minimal Wayland compositor that only uses XWayland lmao

[open pasture]

200 when getting the emoji too

but it just doesnt load

lol

[jaunty trellis]

scuffed

[candid blaze]

Só tô use Wayland compositors you would need to run the compositor nested in that X11 session

autospell funny

[open pasture]

roundabout

[candid blaze]

I don’t have any android device

So I can’t test it

:/

[open pasture]

crazy

become android

[candid blaze]

I wish

Detroit become human

[raw panther]

americans when they see this

[native ruin]

nuh uh

Im blastproof

[candid blaze]

What the hell

[dusty goblet]

I will stuff explosives into your stomach

[open pasture]

beautiful

[native ruin]

Come here and try

[raw panther]

the TTS will just be like 'nope figure this out yourself'

[candid blaze]

can’t afford shit in Brazil

[dusty goblet]

Nah I'd rather go to Finland

[open pasture]

:333

[dawn iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/921244128254242886.gif?size=48&name=NecoarcGangdam&quality=lossless

[open pasture]

thats crazy ven

[dawn iris]

yeah, that's me

im growing more insane by the day

[open pasture]

saem

mraow

[raw panther]

[open pasture]

:333

have had terrible days recently which is exactly why ive been less active

:3

[raw panther]

what's wrong :x

[open pasture]

i don't wanna get into it

[raw panther]

fair

[silk nacelle]

[raw panther]

I hope all is well

[open pasture]

[balmy rover]

lol

[dusty goblet]

Do you want a hug :3

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

hugs tightly

[visual ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/android-apple-la-pomme-ce-gratte-au-au-cu-gif-20706082

[bold wren]

@fallow drum is this true

[visual ivy]

i think iphones suck but macs dont

[open pasture]

the main one is the company that sucks

fuck the company

[visual ivy]

🗿

[open pasture]

i aint changing my mind there, i fuckin apple

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

:3

[open pasture]

banger ngl

[visual ivy]

i love raping

rapping*

[open pasture]

.

you're on the edge already

[visual ivy]

i still remember the ms edge tweet 💀

[open pasture]

dawg

ok

[visual ivy]

anyway i got the gr8 peter griffin fartnite skin

[lime talon]

h

[open pasture]

this dude is weird

[low heron]

is ed here

[open pasture]

@dusty goblet

[sharp bramble]

is this from the Chrome separate app thingy

[open pasture]

no

[low heron]

bit rude

[open pasture]

custom app

[sharp bramble]

oh shit nice

[open pasture]

ed won't mind we're both a little silly to each other

:3

[low heron]

:3

[sharp bramble]

I just listen through AIMP with a YouTube plugin

if I ever feel like I want to

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1181518580169318471/20230911_213219-1.jpg?ex=658159ed&is=656ee4ed&hm=5ac9466a797c71edeee7fcea63a4380766237454c358cfb13fda548ad556e543&.?.gif

[sharp bramble]

or Spotify

[sharp bramble]

vendetta already put me into unpayable debt

[low heron]

dude

i have no money

what r they gonna do

rob me?

[sharp bramble]

they could do that

[low heron]

nah my phone has a hole in it

[sharp bramble]

oh

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1179729810025611316/1701339907528249.png?ex=657ad801&is=65686301&hm=e5065c2e1f8dd8195f909f2e675c32123ebb531e771dd22c2ad6187116fdb7e3&.?.gif

[sharp bramble]

well not just the phone

[dusty goblet]

Yo

What's up

[low heron]

im happy of ur existence

[dusty goblet]

Ur cute

:3

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

I don't even have 1k

[open pasture]

we're all cute

[dusty goblet]

Nya

[open pasture]

i dont even have ten

[low heron]

doesn’t matter to me but thanks :3

u 2

[dusty goblet]

[raw panther]

[low heron]

[dusty goblet]

I have 969 rn and waiting for the salary of last month™

[low heron]

i have a coin :3

i think it’s chocolate:3

[dusty goblet]

Woah

I have a pingu

I think she's very cute :3

[low heron]

whoa

a pingu

[raw panther]

I have 33 kemomimi moneys

[low heron]

send img

[low heron]

flex

[dusty goblet]

Don't hab img

[visual ivy]

[low heron]

mad flex

[dusty goblet]

Can ping tho

@jaunty trellis cute

[jaunty trellis]

[low heron]

dam

cute

:3

[dusty goblet]

She is

:3

[visual ivy]

I need a hug

😔

[jaunty trellis]

I did send a pic of me in a dress here a few days ago

[open pasture]

chicken sandwich or chicken burger?

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1181182483371397140/image.png?ex=658020e9&is=656dabe9&hm=ff90109e3a57abe5c221d91317ff4eaf9200464838f478a3f4da3d99c322a020&.?.gif

[raw panther]

sandwich

[dusty goblet]

I saw, it was very cute

[open pasture]

can i seee

[low heron]

sadmaswuch

[visual ivy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/542693940877590541/823178192684449852/speed.gif

[unreal siren]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-gif-9958262170362148353

[open pasture]

cute :3

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

what you call "burgers" i call "meat patty sandwich burgers"

its objectively correct

[dusty goblet]

You should come to the airport like this when you pick me up :3

[open pasture]

yay

[jaunty trellis]

maybe

[dusty goblet]

Idm in what you come seeing you is enough already

[open pasture]

i wish i could join

[raw panther]

it will be dress weather in may quite likely

[lime talon]

why do the difficulty names suddenly become communist

[dusty goblet]

In a few years maybe :3

[jaunty trellis]

[visual ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815114310954123287/929770468783833188/speed.gif

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

using last.fm for the first time

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - mae (dusty's kitty)

Murder Was The Case

Snoop Dogg • Doggystyle

20 total scrobbles

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

Cute

[low heron]

sorry had a break down

nice tho

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

brak danc

[low heron]

i realised i didn’t really care about what i was thinking of

[open pasture]

[low heron]

(>w<)

whered chat

again

[jaunty trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05fSXhZT028

some of you can finally pass math now 🙏

[open pasture]

LETS FUCKING GO

FINALLY

[low heron]

trignomotry is fractions

whats after trig

[dusty goblet]

I'm doing irl stuff too lmao

[open pasture]

nomination

[low heron]

no way

[dusty goblet]

Hey I need this

[raw panther]

so much yelling into bad mic ._.

[low heron]

explain little mor

[open pasture]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz,

[jaunty trellis]

what did you expect?

high production values

[low heron]

oh ok!

[raw panther]

I want this video but with a cute voice :3

[jaunty trellis]

you're expecting too much

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1163137346435305562.gif?size=48&name=uwu_nod&quality=lossless

[dusty goblet]

Meow

Any meowers

[open pasture]

mraoww~

[raw panther]

meaow :3

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Good food, has protein

[low heron]

meow

[open pasture]

maybe 325c

[dusty goblet]

That reminds me about a song where a guy sings about occasionally lighting babies on fire

[open pasture]

yay

[dusty goblet]

Good song

[low heron]

nya

[dusty goblet]

Except for the part where he sings about going to a women's shelter with a baseball bat

[dusty goblet]

The rest is fine I think

[open pasture]

love this section of games

[low heron]

i hate roblox

[unreal siren]

Easy Grow Obby

[open pasture]

creator's definitely into something

[low heron]

wait

is there surf utopia

[open pasture]

https://www.roblox.com/games/15125745063/Obby-but-ure-a-cat

[unreal siren]

best

[open pasture]

here are the gamepasses:

worst

da hood has among one of the worst fucking communities ive seen

[low heron]

why are all the cute girls from 🏳️‍⚧️

[open pasture]

idk but :3

[dusty goblet]

I'm not a cute girl yet sadly

[low heron]

u got the vibe tho

[open pasture]

ed cute

[low heron]

(-w-)

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Whar

[dusty goblet]

Mae cuter

[open pasture]

we are both equally cute

[low heron]

the vibe a person brings is more important than appearance

[open pasture]

yop

[low heron]

what vibe do i give off

[raw panther]

you can be one on the inside

[open pasture]

im not a girl yet (😔) but i probably give off the vibe :p

[dusty goblet]

I don't know if a give off a girl vibe but I don't feel like I do

[dusty goblet]

Fine

[real skiff]

i give off braindead r vibe

[low heron]

i will have a

answer my question

what vibe do i have

[dusty goblet]

Idk tbh

A chill vibe

[open pasture]

snuggie

[dusty goblet]

:3

[real skiff]

i dont know who you are enough to comment on that

[low heron]

fair

i been in this server for like a year

.-.

[real skiff]

old username?

[low heron]

oh its obj or aqualeaf

and whitename

[raw panther]

greenname is what I mostly have seen

[real skiff]

shrugs

[low heron]

its my mist recent ine

[raw panther]

you're cute and chill @low heron that's all I know

[low heron]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-jing-liu-jing-star-rail-honkai-star-rail-gif-5566230999629861886

[low heron]

yay

[dusty goblet]

Yop I agree

:3

[low heron]

hows your mental state since our last chat

almost forgor

[dusty goblet]

It's bettah

I consumed sugar

It got better

I mean I still think the ways I mentioned but I feel good while doing it

[open pasture]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - mae (dusty's kitty)

Millennium

OutKast • ATLiens

26 total scrobbles

[low heron]

do u have a self carr e routine

[low heron]

do u?

[dusty goblet]

I don't have it in my head actively but I still do think that I'd be better of dead yeah

(not in my head actively = feeling fine)

Also I have coffee

[candid blaze]

Life sucks

[dusty goblet]

Eh

It gives it takes

[candid blaze]

cringe ass random spawn

[dusty goblet]

Whar

I cannot say life fully sucks when it gave me a nice thing just recently

[raw panther]

I rolled decent on the spawn rng but still, game is rigged and there are no catgirls wtf is that about

[dusty goblet]

Meet pingu theres your local catgirl

[raw panther]

:3

[dusty goblet]

One day I'll meet her too

[candid blaze]

I had to fucking spawn in the one of the poorest places of my state

[dusty goblet]

And you as well nvhhr

[candid blaze]

That’s fucking amazing

[raw panther]

I hope you can move to a better place

[low heron]

sorry guys i was lagging

[dusty goblet]

Finland sounds like a good place to move to

[raw panther]

if you can get a job here for sure

[low heron]

shark react if u have a blahaj

[candid blaze]

I hope I can at study at home to grow up as a person and be less stupid

Do you think Kindles are worth it

[low heron]

ed u told me u didn’t have one

[raw panther]

I only have jättestor but I like it :3

[low heron]

loot boxes

[jaunty trellis]

[candid blaze]

What

[dusty goblet]

When did I say that

[low heron]

plush is plushy

[low heron]

i forgor

[dusty goblet]

It has to have been a while ago

I got one last week

[low heron]

oh yeah

[dusty goblet]

My fwend got it for me when she was in ikea

[low heron]

i read chat

[low heron]

how do u snuggle

[dusty goblet]

Whaz do I answer to that

[low heron]

i have the tail between leggs and hug

[dusty goblet]

Oh yeah

I do that sometimes

[low heron]

face in nose

[real skiff]

whar

[dusty goblet]

Idk whatever is comfortable in thst moment :3

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1182654662705434665/1088661164961038356.png?ex=65857bfc&is=657306fc&hm=1533c4959636a78de0ae7807176f21180a5075b91cb488715103974f8c153d1e&.?.gif

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-anime-blåhaj-cat-girl-gif-27161874

[dusty goblet]

gif.?.gif

Png*

[low heron]

its how i bookmark gifs

memes

[dusty goblet]

Whar

[jaunty trellis]

?~?

[real skiff]

u used to be able to fav pngs if you added ?.gif on the end

[dusty goblet]

Oooo

[real skiff]

theres an experiment which hides the new image attachment mention thing that breaks that

[candid blaze]

I need a job next year

[jaunty trellis]

hmm

[real skiff]

my bad

[dusty goblet]

Me

[candid blaze]

ffs i’d need to a lot of networking in social media in order to get visibility to get a job
There’s no other way I could get a job without university here I assume

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

[jaunty trellis]

all the consistency I gained yesterday is all gone

[low heron]

hows being trans

[raw panther]

when will ikea make kemomimihaj

[jaunty trellis]

I can get to the drop on like every 10th attempt

[dusty goblet]

Gd?

[low heron]

im considering

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[low heron]

thats me fr

[dusty goblet]

Rip

[candid blaze]

I should stop trashing on my country

[dusty goblet]

Annoying

[candid blaze]

it’s just not a good mood

[low heron]

thats how i snuggle

[low heron]

oh ok

[jaunty trellis]

it's like playing on hard mode

[low heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1181183047933108277/091trsqdtzwb1.png?ex=6580216f&is=656dac6f&hm=3be12a585743a5f4c315dbd417f53e634c1b93c650fc4521f79d5eca14b605c5&.?.gif

[candid blaze]

depends on where u live in

[low heron]

car

[real skiff]

i am in los santos

[unreal siren]

car crash

[jaunty trellis]

some places it's hardcore instead

[real skiff]

i believe that most places have perma death

[raw panther]

what why delete

[dusty goblet]

Where'd that go

[open pasture]

[real skiff]

i deleted it

[jaunty trellis]

but why D:

[low heron]

why

[dusty goblet]

It was such a cozy image

[dusty goblet]

Pingu you're gonna put me into cute clothes when I'm over right

[low heron]

post it again

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

:3

[lavish relic]

hii

[jaunty trellis]

(sponsored by nvhhr)

[lavish relic]

@dusty goblet mwah

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

wagoo wagoo :3

[raw panther]

wha-

[lavish relic]

wagoo wagoo

[jaunty trellis]

I'll take that as a yes

[low heron]

trans tomboy be like

[low heron]

^

[real skiff]

why do i have to be so hot cuh shits difficult you guys dont know how luxky you are

[jaunty trellis]

tf

u good?

[low heron]

im not hot

[open pasture]

Have you tried more fibre in your diet?

[low heron]

its inly 40 degrees

celcius

[open pasture]

Your shit shouldn't be hard

[real skiff]

no i will litelrally explode

[open pasture]

It should be soft

[dusty goblet]

Why that whar

[obsidian shoal]

#1028117287716261939 kaboom

[dusty goblet]

Mwah

[grizzled tusk]

mwaluigi

[real skiff]

i hope your atoms split

[dusty goblet]

I'm not hot, am happy

[obsidian shoal]

eggsplodion

[low heron]

when i run should i be able to hear my leg sockets popping

[dusty goblet]

I got the genes for being ugly

[real skiff]

rip bro🤘🫰🤞🤞🫴👇👌

[open pasture]

[jaunty trellis]

cuz cute clothes are expensib

[obsidian shoal]

what the fuck

[open pasture]

[grizzled tusk]

this is the equivelent of spamming crouch on a corpse in first/third person shooters

[obsidian shoal]

what the frizzy

[dusty goblet]

Oh ic ill take the sponsoring then

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/база-арбуз-gif-11662982179242357766

[open pasture]

Cute clothes are also a pain in the ass to find

[real skiff]

last time i checked i am not a necrophile

[open pasture]

Unless you pay for ones made in sweatshops

[dusty goblet]

Or I'll just steal yours while I'm there

[open pasture]

How'd you check then?

[jaunty trellis]

w<

[real skiff]

spiritualism

[bold wren]

@fallow drum

[open pasture]

hi

[open pasture]

You done fucked a corpse didn't you

[jaunty trellis]

what

[raw panther]

what

[unreal siren]

what

[real skiff]

i am in your ceiling

[open pasture]

Cool have fun getting arrested when I'm evicted

[dusty goblet]

What else can I steal from you

:p

[real skiff]

vn

[open pasture]

I have a bunch of cute clothes but I doubt they'd fit you

Unless you're tiny

[real skiff]

is this aimed at me

[open pasture]

Who was talking about cute clothes earlier -_-

[raw panther]

ed

[real skiff]

me

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

define tiny

[raw panther]

ed needs cute clothes to transform into a magical girl

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

Just under 5ft

[real skiff]

literal child

[open pasture]

Good to know brains still exist

[raw panther]

huh

[open pasture]

Oi fuck off I'm nearly 20 you little shit

[real skiff]

im up here

[open pasture]

Go higher then

[jaunty trellis]

oki that's like my sister height

[raw panther]

I'm 34, get off my lawn

[jaunty trellis]

maybe even less

[real skiff]

i imagine someone angrily waving a walking stick

[raw panther]

yep

[open pasture]

I'll shit on it before I go give you some extra fertilizer for you dead spot of grass

[jaunty trellis]

nvhhr is a fucking prehistoric artifact

[open pasture]

Predates the big bang

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[raw panther]

but at least I still get id'd quite often when buying beer so I got that going for me (18 is the age limit)

[jaunty trellis]

smh

[balmy rover]

Can you describe how it tastes?

[dusty goblet]

Ed will be transformed into a magical girl by pingu

I hope

[balmy rover]

I never tried

And can't try

I'm underage

[dusty goblet]

Alcohol free beer:

[balmy rover]

Root beer?

[raw panther]

can't really describe it no

[real skiff]

just dont be

[balmy rover]

Ok

[balmy rover]

I can't magically grow 2 years

[dusty goblet]

Nvhhr will buy me and pingu a drink when we meet

[real skiff]

lie

[raw panther]

nah there is proper beer that has alcohol removed, but those usually are not very good

[balmy rover]

?

[raw panther]

alcoholfree beers taste kinda stale and oddly sweet

[balmy rover]

Never tried root beer

[ripe talon]

bye

[dusty goblet]

Maybe not considering I probably have only little tolerance

[jaunty trellis]

my aunt and a few cousins promised to take me drinking when I turn 18

I'm gonna be fucking shitfaced after that

surely nothing can go wrong if you give an 18 year old a bottle of vodka

[raw panther]

just don't drink spirits or anything like that, wouldn't even recommend wine, just stick to beer/longdrink/cider

[unreal siren]

i have yet to have a drink

[jaunty trellis]

I have no clue what they have planned but I'm sure they know more than me so it's fine

[raw panther]

I was well over 18 when I got proper drunk the first time

I had had alcohol many times before, parents let me have a small glass of wine with food since I've been like 15 or something

[grizzled tusk]

WHAT

[open pasture]

WHAT THE FUCK

[unreal siren]

based

[open pasture]

ong

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

whoever made that mod I want to thank them for their contribution for the greater good

[open pasture]

yop

[dusty goblet]

You have brain damage already (I know that because you like me) so there's not really much more that can go wrong :P

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Hmmmm?

[raw panther]

I can't really stand vodka

[dusty goblet]

I haven't had any alc so far

Maybe I should

[raw panther]

I like rums and whiskeys and all that but vodka no

[dusty goblet]

I remember how I almost turned to alcoholism when I was 12 but I was too afraid of getting caught by my parents

[grizzled tusk]

alchemy is a good substitute to alcohol, you can make anything and everything, all of the time.

[raw panther]

my mom used to be a chemist at helsinki university and we used ethanol for cleaning so vodka just reminds me of a cleaning chemical

[open pasture]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - mae (dusty's kitty)

Pete Rock & CL Smooth - They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)

UPROXX Video

36 total scrobbles

[open pasture]

dope song

[grizzled tusk]

philosophers stone

philosophers stone

[open pasture]

there is a fucking ancient city right below my house lmao

[lime talon]

random cat from Samsung dynamic wallpaper 1.5 years ago

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[open pasture]

dope cat

[jaunty trellis]

go stab a warden

[open pasture]

only got iron

wait i could just

dig a hole and get the trapdoors

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[open pasture]

dont have wood on me down here

[lime talon]

surely stronghold portal room exposed by it

[open pasture]

im literally right beside spawn chunks

[lime talon]

oh

[open pasture]

like maybe 3 chunks away

[lime talon]

surely there's another at 1200,1200 with a stronghold portal room exposed by it

(150,150 nether coords for faster travel there)

just get like 6 beds and 2 pearls, pray for 12 eye portal

[open pasture]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - mae (dusty's kitty)

J Dilla - Don't Cry

Stones Throw

39 total scrobbles

[lime talon]

(we've speedran a bit recently so it sits recent in our mind)

[open pasture]

crazy

damn im getting crazy amounts of diamonds

[dusky vortex]

think ur gonna need a bit more than prayers for that

maybe a sacrificial lamb or two

[open pasture]

Still no embed perms

[jaunty trellis]

bribe vee for embed perms

[raw panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1167599942982975498.gif?size=48&name=yesyesyes&quality=lossless

[open pasture]

I'm incapable of bringing ;-;

[dusky vortex]

seems as if perhaps u should try a bit harder

[zinc spire]

or use the nitro ur already paying for to boost this server

[open pasture]

*bribing

[dusty goblet]

I will bribe you

[open pasture]

I'm already boosting 2 servers ;-;

[jaunty trellis]

https://github.com/sponsors/Vendicated

[open pasture]

That requires money :p

[raw panther]

I mean aoki's getting evicted because she can't pay her very cheap rent, better save that money

[open pasture]

Bruh wtf

200 a week isn't cheap

[dusty goblet]

It is

[dusky vortex]

in this economy 200 a week is very cheap

[dusty goblet]

Rent here is at least 400 a month and that's for student dorms and is extremely cheap

[raw panther]

depends on where you live but in here 200 for rent is very cheap

[open pasture]

200 pound a week is not cheap

[dusty goblet]

Who tf pays weekly rent

Just say 800 a month

[raw panther]

oh a week?

[open pasture]

I do ;-;

[unborn magnet]

Imagine 200 in Stockholm lmao

[dusty goblet]

Yeah a week is awful

[candid blaze]

wait

[unborn magnet]

Actually a portapotty for that money

[candid blaze]

nvm

[jaunty trellis]

200 skr?

[raw panther]

yeah that changes everything I thought 200 quid a month

[open pasture]

It used to be 145

But he increased it to 200

[dusky vortex]

dawg i could not find a place around here in bumfuck nowhere that has rent below $1k/m when we were moving

[unborn magnet]

No 200 $£€

[candid blaze]

Isn’t 800 a month below average

[open pasture]

I'm guessing cus he wanted me gone

[unborn magnet]

200 sek is like a single lunch in Stockholm

[open pasture]

The house isn't exactly large

I'm essentially renting a bathroom with a kitchen

https://tenor.com/view/wet-dry-world-digital-devil-saga-dds-lezzei-gum-gif-20234514

[dusky vortex]

[open pasture]

fighting for my life in the mastodonian streets

https://wetdry.world/@irix/111875011881279376 this post is one of the first ive had actually pop off that im proud of

[jolly nexus]

the vera market fucking crashed :yeah: ([e-mail])

looking for a new instance
ask the instance admin if their instance is gay or techbros
she doesnt understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is gay and what is techbros
she laughs and says "it's a good instance mx."
make an account
it's gay

Mastodon · Feb 4, 2024, 8:06 PM

[open pasture]

because i think it was kind of funny

unlike. literally like every other one

[dusky vortex]

it subverts the joke because normally those end in the new thing being the bad variant

this is the reverse

probably why it became so popular

[open pasture]

yeah im a comedic genius

[dusky vortex]

you are a master of comedy

[open pasture]

see you get it

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-21827318

[open pasture]

i wonder how my computers doing rn

[obsidian shoal]

dont

[open pasture]

fuck

i had like 56 tabs open working on duckstation-uwp and then a vm with 4gb allocated

[zinc spire]

[open pasture]

on an 8gb ram machine

and i wanted to open htop

for funny

[obsidian shoal]

htp

[open pasture]

i am going to skin you and wear you

[dusky vortex]

your computer is currently experiencing a slow motion 9/11

[open pasture]

was above y -20 the entire time and easily got 27 diamonds within like 5 mins

neat

[lime talon]

nah its fine

if not you hit the glitched half lit portal

[obsidian shoal]

jever jind

[open pasture]

sir a second vcxproj has hit the vera's swapfile

[dusty goblet]

@burnt maple hai

[dusky vortex]

mx a second uwp project has hit the sgi machine

[dusky vortex]

i see

[dusky vortex]

HOW

terrible

[open pasture]

:3

[zinc spire]

:3

[open pasture]

push merge with upstream
in the middle of syncing to upstream the upstream im merging is now out of date

i might krill mysweelf

[raw panther]

@burnt maple nya :3

[open pasture]

also a moment of silence for those who actually wanted to not play anything

[raw panther]

how are you doing this fine day

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[open pasture]

i cant even eat because of how processed american food is

my doc needs 24 hours without me eating refined sugars and that other food

[obsidian shoal]

[open pasture]

so im just going there with nothing in my stomach

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-food-spinny-food-spinning-food-gyrating-gif-26651498

you want to eat

[open pasture]

fuck you

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-no-nope-nah-impossible-gif-13119524

[dusty goblet]

@open pasture

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-taylor-swift-repuation-era-taylor-swift-are-you-ready-for-it-taylor-swift-ready-for-it-gif-27199890

[dusty goblet]

No

[grizzled tusk]

im gonna nitpick and say its actually SEK 🤓

[dusty goblet]

Spezialeinsatzkommando

[grizzled tusk]

Svenska Kronan, actually

i will fight you on this front too, just as i do on the derp front

[dusty goblet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEK_(Germany)

[dusky vortex]

multifront war

[grizzled tusk]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_krona

[obsidian shoal]

deviously crazy

[grizzled tusk]

NO

I REFUSE TO LET THIS CHANNEL FALL TO DERPS TOO

[dusty goblet]

YES

[grizzled tusk]

its even on my profile

[grizzled tusk]

NO

[obsidian shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063158744680235058/1069721559243165856/watermark.gif

[dusty goblet]

@zinc spire cutie

[zinc spire]

u too :3

[dusky vortex]

@open pasture meowwwww

[open pasture]

meow

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[zinc spire]

meowww

[grizzled tusk]

as long as its not derp

[obsidian shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/1076596636203090040/50EC2BB3-D8F1-40B3-A3D8-3B0278D6D9FC.gif

[dusty goblet]

Nya :3

[unreal siren]

nya~

[obsidian shoal]

kabooomb #1028117287716261939

[grizzled tusk]

nyah hah hah
- papyrus but cat

[pine vessel]

Nya~ :3

[grizzled tusk]

stupid markdown lists

[dusty goblet]

I'm not gonna join a vc with you

[obsidian shoal]

how what?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dusky vortex]

:3

[pine vessel]

:3

[pine vessel]

Car

[lime talon]

my heart is beating

[obsidian shoal]

markup trhen

[zinc spire]

well fed car

:3

[obsidian shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115200292389126217/1140736976815919244/caption.gif

[dusky vortex]

well i would hope so

[grizzled tusk]

bombs?

[unreal siren]

real

[dusky vortex]

wrong; this is a car

[obsidian shoal]

no but kaboom #1028117287716261939

[pine vessel]

Fr

[grizzled tusk]

im not joining

[obsidian shoal]

[grizzled tusk]

im gonna sit in the other vc

away from you

[obsidian shoal]

😭

[grizzled tusk]

keep your toxic substance away from my vc

[obsidian shoal]

whaaaat?

[grizzled tusk]

(is mercury toxic i forgot)

[obsidian shoal]

i was about to say something outragious

but i chose not to

("i ate myself, i feel sick")

[grizzled tusk]

i ate myself, suddenly im filled with determination

[obsidian shoal]

it can cause lung damage or just straight up death

[grizzled tusk]

holy jesus of sweet butterscotchc cinnamon pie

oh no

quick ban them

[dusty goblet]

Idk you why would I join

[zinc spire]

if it gets into your body then yes it is, very

[grizzled tusk]

cool

[obsidian shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063158744680235058/1080657154500993105/caption.gif

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[zinc spire]

🐟fish react this user

[obsidian shoal]

perms

[unreal siren]

embed failure

[obsidian shoal]

dawg

shit up

[dawn iris]

@rustic stone you're hearby banned from doing Java

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cement-seal-java-programming-gif-24524699

[dawn iris]

Modding "modern" versions of Minecraft

Okay, use ASM instead of Mixins for the next 6 months

Real???

[dusty goblet]

Meeeow

[zinc spire]

[dawn iris]

Cpw is a backstabbing bastard

[raw panther]

[dawn iris]

I use reflection so I can apply global asm into lwjgl internals

To optimise optifine

As a treat

See I respect Lex more because he uses voice chat

Cpw does not

Simple as

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155989078177746966/1199501023060955146/GxvUEuxl.gif

[dawn iris]

Lex I enjoy talking to, he's baller

Core modding in general

Bc the whole fucking purpose of Forge is to make core modding not a thing

Cpw did?

I asked about it

With what?

Wow return to monke huh

[dawn iris]

Tbh byte[] in-out is the best.

So you can do whatever the fuck.

[dusty goblet]

@zinc spire @raw panther :3

[dawn iris]

Be that Mixin, xdelta, bytebuddy, object web asm or whatever

[raw panther]

:3

[dawn iris]

I've used object web asm in both the tree/collection api and visitor

Point is, with a byte array you can use whatever lib you desire

Not locked into an api

Lmao

Lmaoo

So it's more clunky than 1.7?

You can just hook a transformer and call it a day

I have global asm into chunk

And into block

Hierarchy scanning with that too

Colored lights

For blocks, it was that or a thread local (very slow)

Shimmer got NOTHING on RPLE

We even got shader support /w optifine and neodymium

And the colored lighting is server side too

Per-block rgb light/opacity

With a Phosphor backend

Months of work

Still has a few bed bugs

[median owl]

discord did it again

WTF

[dawn iris]

No like, three light channels

Three light maps

No I went all in

[lime talon]

@stark herald got an S at 1.25 speed

[dawn iris]

Also has a custom light map api

Staying on 1.7.10 thoe

https://github.com/GTMEGA/LUMINA

https://github.com/GTMEGA/RightProperLightingEngine

[lime talon]

why 1.7.10

[open pasture]

chat is this real

[dawn iris]

Best version.

Simple as

[open pasture]

nah beta 1.7.3

[lime talon]

1.7.10 is far from the best version

[open pasture]

beta is fire

(🔥)

[dawn iris]

Okay then why does my game run so good

[open pasture]

because your hardware is powerful enough

👍

fire

[lime talon]

ah yes because performance is all that can make a version good

[dawn iris]

Lmao, I know the guy working on it

[obsidian shoal]

😾

[dawn iris]

Mitchj123

Embeddedt is based.

Mitch ain't

[open pasture]

vnmvnbzx,mccvbznxm,

[native ruin]

ngl i think either 1.12 or 1.16 was peak

[open pasture]

im so fucking eepy but this doc appointment forces me to only max out at 5 hours of sleep

fucking pisses me off

i wanan get more sleep but i cannot

I CANT

[native ruin]

1.18 was good too but it was a split update and fucked over performance so bad making it not fun to play

[open pasture]

omfg

[paper gate]

hi

[lime talon]

i play 1.16.1 the most because it's best for speedrunning

later versions are better for building, for survival it's just user preference

[open pasture]

i play minecraft

[paper gate]

@desert goblet @desert goblet

[native ruin]

1.16 was ngl one of the best updates

[lime talon]

a lot of people

[open pasture]

i cannot sleep or eat anything with refined sugars or that are processed (so everything in america for the most part kinda maybe)

[paper gate]

hi mae

[native ruin]

friendly fire

[open pasture]

strada

[ripe talon]

hi

[open pasture]

im not interested

please stop

[ripe talon]

im back

[lime talon]

and a lot of not weird people

[native ruin]

mae

[dusty goblet]

Mae cute,,,

[open pasture]

i dont give a shit regardless

Just stop bothering me about putting me to sleep

[dusty goblet]

Epic embed failure

[native ruin]

fine on my end

sounds like krill issue

[ripe talon]

and how are you all?

[dusty goblet]

Because you have a plugin

[ripe talon]

prob fakenitro

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[ripe talon]

fine for me too

[brittle granite]

my mobile data provider seeing me download ghc for the third time

[native ruin]

put everythign in a blender
will it work? yeah
will it be good? no, not at all lol

[ripe talon]

whats ghc

[dusty goblet]

I don't use fake nitro so I'll make fun of anyone using it that isn't a friend and seems annoying

[native ruin]

fair

[ripe talon]

ok

[open pasture]

Time to get ghe block button out

[unborn magnet]

[brittle granite]

the Glorious Glasgow Haskell Compiler

[dusty goblet]

Just don't be broke and buy nitro

[unborn magnet]

Gods work

[native ruin]

my mobile data provider watching me download every single mario & luigi game

[unborn magnet]

:)

[native ruin]

mae

[ripe talon]

🤓

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

What

[sly spear]

Loud

Ow

[native ruin]

wawa :3

[open pasture]

ok

[ripe talon]

im installing xp in an vm in the bg 😭

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/why-did-jake-do-that-jake-the-dog-adventure-time-im-gonna-eat-it-before-you-even-get-there-jake-scream-gif-6819569238576401044

[native ruin]

i mean you can tear them apart and blend them but like i said, it wont be good

[dusty goblet]

If you click the badge on my profile you'll know that I have nitro for quite some time...

[native ruin]

mix a lil water in so its a genuine fluid and not just
powder

[paper gate]

blended bagels??

[ripe talon]

who asked?

WHO

[dusty goblet]

Oh jesus fucking christ

Find me in cute chat

[open pasture]

fucking christ this is very slowly becoming Minecraft's off topic channel

[native ruin]

whats wrong with all these new whitenames (i know im commiting friendly fire)

[ripe talon]

mine craft?

[open pasture]

full of dumbasses saying stupid shit

[sharp bramble]

bro got pressed

[native ruin]

am i a dumbass saying stupid shit

[open pasture]

no

[sharp bramble]

am I a dumbass

[native ruin]

i dont have coloured bio.....

[ripe talon]

im not spending like 10eur per month on it

[paper gate]

yea

[native ruin]

yay :3

[open pasture]

idk who you are

[sharp bramble]

oh

[native ruin]

i would get normal nitro but too spensiv...

[ripe talon]

again who asked?

[paper gate]

I wish #🌺-regulars was more active

[native ruin]

at least i have nitro classic

[native ruin]

[sly spear]

I'm gonna modify fakenitro so that it just won't let you send emojis if you don't have embed perms lmao

[sharp bramble]

I too wish that No Access would be more active

[open pasture]

ddoi emote
based channel

[native ruin]

wait its from the ddoi server

oh wow it is

i didnt know i was in there

[ripe talon]

im going to go on the xp vm in the internet and download random things just like yesterday

[sharp bramble]

you don't have embed permissions

[zinc spire]

:33

[open pasture]

Lol

[ripe talon]

but its so mf slow 😭😭

[sharp bramble]

why tf you asking then

[sly spear]

Blawg stuck with the 2021 insults

[native ruin]

how i go there :3

[sharp bramble]

fuckass

[native ruin]

he oughta ratio you watch ooout

[ripe talon]

the spotify plugin is cool

[native ruin]

you know who else

[sly spear]

Oh shit

[zinc spire]

it would be if there were more people in there

[ripe talon]

who?

[dusty goblet]

The first mod to send the annoying people away for a day gets my credit card for the time they're away (I don't have a credit card)

[native ruin]

also @sly spear since you have both roles whats the difference between whitename+ and donor
isnt both a donor role

[sly spear]

Schizophrenia 🔥

[native ruin]

asked?

[paper gate]

Okay

I am mod

[dusty goblet]

Booster

[native ruin]

ah

[sharp bramble]

yah you asked for these nuts in your mouth
go back to your dog cage where you belong

[ripe talon]

no ur an amdin

[native ruin]

epic embed fail

laugh at this user

[ripe talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/983964124985839647.webp?size=48&name=shock&quality=lossless

[sly spear]

Vbam @analog notch

[neon ferry]

Done!

[manic maple]

oh how much i missed this chat

[zinc spire]

...

[native ruin]

are you sure

[sharp bramble]

hi sunless

[ripe talon]

i just did : shock : 🙂

[sly spear]

Smartest newleaf

[sharp bramble]

why tf you keep coming whenever I chat

[native ruin]

sounds like a skill issue on your end

[ripe talon]

I FUCKING HATE THE AUTO EMOJI THING

[manic maple]

no i'm not sure i didn't miss this chat at all

[manic maple]

hi vita

[grizzled tusk]

i believe you dont know what an embed is

[manic maple]

no idea lol

[native ruin]

dam

[ripe talon]

bap

[native ruin]

smartest person named strada

[sly spear]

Yes i am :3

Fr

[ripe talon]

bip bap

[sly spear]

LMAOOOOO

[lime talon]

how is strada not banned yet

[brittle granite]

vban 7 @analog notch is bro a chipmunk

[grizzled tusk]

@analog notch an embed is the small "preview" of the site shown under the message the link is in (ie https://google.com, see the box below this message). "embed failure" refers to the fact that your link did not embed (that box did not appear)

[neon ferry]

Done!

[native ruin]

execution

[dusty goblet]

W

[open pasture]

called is

[grizzled tusk]

aww i wanted to see their reacti- oh google didnt embed

[open pasture]

It

[native ruin]

W

[ripe talon]

💀

[open pasture]

w

[sharp bramble]

ty brother ily no homo

[native ruin]

sillyness can ensue again

[dusty goblet]

Thanks rini :3

[open pasture]

:3

[unborn magnet]

Awesome

[paper gate]

a chipmunk

[raw panther]

[open pasture]

lmao

[paper gate]

@unborn magnet hi bored

[unborn magnet]

@paper gate hi uhh

[ripe talon]

chipmunk singing despacito

[open pasture]

false

[paper gate]

[ripe talon]

zzet

[native ruin]

also did they remove the super reaction limit

[open pasture]

yes

[native ruin]

wasnt it like limited to 5 times per day

week*

[sharp bramble]

long ago

[native ruin]

i didnt use it so i didnt know

[open pasture]

they did for both nitro iirc

[sharp bramble]

like a week or two after super reacts dropped

[native ruin]

bruh i was wondering why my sound is gone

[sharp bramble]

or something within that range

[native ruin]

my dumbass wasnt wearing my headset

[paper gate]

I took it

[sly spear]

Pain

[open pasture]

Huell

[native ruin]

can you gim it back pls :3

[paper gate]

nop

[unborn magnet]

I love small files

[native ruin]

im going to bite you

[open pasture]

oh shit

[sharp bramble]

is it normal that I still use an HDD as a boot drive in 2024

[open pasture]

this just got real

[paper gate]

help

[ripe talon]

trying to play lose/lose on xp again (in an vm)

[raw panther]

you should really try some third party copying software

[open pasture]

k

[native ruin]

gimem m sound back

[sly spear]

Is that actually better?

[native ruin]

install it on your main

[open pasture]

have it back here

[ripe talon]

no

[raw panther]

I dunno I use teracopy because I like it