#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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Why is that kekw oddly high res
Yeah, had a flight canceled
Goofy ah airline


this one is from my SW friend's discord server
hmm
Why is her kekw so high res
Ok bed time
h
H
Hi
Hai
- nixos stores packages under
/nix/store - when updating a microvm, all its configurations and packages get downloaded/compiled/generated into the root system's nix store
- the microvm's bootstrap vm image is created, containing barely enough data to make it boot to the point where it can run stuff off of a disk
/nix/storeis mounted inside that qemu instance under/nix/storewith read-only access, using virtiofs for passthrough to the real nix store on the root system
this way, if program uses, for instance, the same version of glibc for both the root system, and multiple microvms, it only gets stored on disk once, and then it's just executable by all of them
/nix/store is not designed to store any kind of private information or passwords, so it's not really a security risk
how to become an oomfie
did you oomf today?
haii
wagoo wagoo?
,

sup pingu
hai
Haiiii
ed :3
what
Nvhhr cutie :3

Djrufueifugi3irj
should I install n*xos
No
yes
maybe
...on my server
yes
should you?
actually on servers it makes more sense than desktop ngl
but whaf if I just wanna run my stable arch install on a server
stable
arch

dual boot on a server 🔥
Lmao

@jaunty trellis cutie :3
aaaa
blåhaj :3
cutie :3
my blåhaj was sleepy yesterday
w<
Cutier :p
very
blåhaj spotted!

I needa get one man
le blåhaj
30 bucks, i cant 
Show me :3
what should i supposed to be?
ahdsjahdjklas
Cute, very cute actually 
wait why does the shark have a gender
hai
Hai Ashley
am gay
hi gay
hi ed
show
Hi bims
similar colors?
idek
Blåhaj (stylized BLÅHAJ, Swedish pronunciation: [ˈbloːhaj], lit. 'blue shark'; colloquially anglicised as , or ) is a plush toy manufactured and sold by the Swedish company IKEA. Modeled after a blue shark and made of recycled polyester, the toy has gained prominence on social media as a popular internet meme, especially in the transgender comm...
White, such a non generic color
gay
the pink too
Gay is good
and blue but not really
Doing gay stuff is even better
true, i love arson
Where
take of your shoes we're doing gay girl things (arch install speedrun)
who's this arson everyone is talking about
CLOSED — TLDR: @ikeacanada wants to give trans folks BLÅHAJ, tag and share!
I’m a 90’s kid. Meaning that every time I walked into a Zeller’s/Walmart/Big Box Store, I ran right to the racks filled with keychains, hairbrushes, mirrors and more personalized with the 100 most popular names. Jacob, Adam, Michael and Chris, were scrolled across ever...
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trans BLÅHAJ real
w ikea
You'd win anyway

- put the socks on
jokes on you I always have the socks on :3
Programming socks :3
I don't even own a pair
we need to fix that :3
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
60% keyboard is so hard to get used to
Fix me :3

I'd never get something under 100% xd
I have a 65% 
tkl best
every new keeb I've gotten has been smaller than the one before
I never thought FN layers could be so sick
1% kb when
at some point you will have no keys
still I prefer 65% to anything else
I kinda wanna get a new kb
whats on 65
But I shouldn't
arrows?
yop
I kinda wanna try out one of those layered keebs tho
layered?
oh lol
One of the people in my uni has that it looks very sick
you press a key to jump between layers and in each layer the keys do something different
:3
sounds like pain
you can get up to 200wpm on that 
I cant
I'm happy with my 100 wpm 
- it's better for your fingies but I don't really care about that just yet
awawawa
if someone makes me explode they get free blåhaj, real
explod

I cna get up to 120
hugs
100+ gang
ihs;lfhl;sadhflshff
we're so similar bestie
Cute
Woah 
should i learn proper 10 finger typing tho
I could do like 105 before but I haven't practiced in a while so back to 80 something 
i only use like 4 rn
use 8 i never manage to use my pinkies
I don't even want to know my wpm, it's bad
I only use my pinkies for modifier keys and enter
ive been strict touch typing for a week now im kinda getting the hang of it
haii
ashley,,,
Haiii I am too,,,,
hai,,,
I do too many typos lmao
cute,,,peope
@jaunty trellis mreow
yop
rn i just use whatever finger is closest to any key
But I can get to 120
meow
mreow
@digital kettle @jaunty trellis cuties :3
hai cutie

huh
@dusty goblet @jaunty trellis ur cute
cute :3
Yop we are, but ur cute too :3
no u
too many keys
No u
no u
@digital kettle @dusty goblet cuties :3
no u
w<

🦛🚬
@jaunty trellis mwah,,
@jaunty trelliscute
the what

@jaunty trellis 
real
:3
what is vendor+
vendoor - the better doordash
Vestrogen to your door but better and faster
vestrogen
Did these mfs steal the discord update screen 
guh
I need
edstrogen
I'm not even Ed irl :p
🦛🚬strogen
what
@digital kettle meow
hiiii
Beat saber mod manager
ah lol
hi luna
very true, same
RELEASE ME!!

hi
You can hug me only if you don't get sick as well
:3
@native ruinreleasing you
I'll hug you anyway to make you feel better :3
RELEASE MEEE!!!
no
from what
eat asbestos
But I don't want u to get sick
have you been eating styrofoam again
huggies


Also for some reason my body feels weird and i start to worry for no reason
probably not
Ok fine hugs
styrofoam is tasty
:3
THE LOCKS KEEPING ME FROM MY FREEDOM SHALL BE DESTROYED
RELEASE ME !!!
they also stole the memory leak part
what if i dont
bs(bullsh) manager was using hundreds of mb memory
Then i will be very sad and very anger
okay :(
bsmanager was mistake we need to back to .net mod installer
windows 11 was a mistake as well
Will you RELEASE ME!!!
yop
only if you release me
Imo win11 wasnt a mistake, moreso underwhelming
Not enough change to justify its existence
The biggest change was the ui really
nop
eat asbestos with styrofoam
and drink water with cyanide
windows 11 is just a windows 10 update
then i will free you
No.
What im trying to say essentially
Not enough time in the oven
windows 12 will be an update for windows 11
I use the new ui
which is an update for windows 10
I still have old taskbar n shit
it was just better
Windows 12 will hopefully be a new base instead of the decades old base
hiiii
no it wont :3
oh right
why people use windows
I still need windows XP compatibility
yes
dualboot
G*mers who likes modern games
aaa games :3
I read a different word
Mwah
gaymer
you dont
Stupidity
mwahmwah
:3
why i need compat with windows 95 😭
windows sucks ass
I have linux mint on my laptop because its lightweight
Wagoo wagoo so cute
I honestly hate AAA games, all I play are mostly indie games so no issues on that end
Honestly liking older games than new ones (honestly i dislike them) is a high benifit as a Linux user :3
Who doesn't
I dont
I use epic games to play borderlands so i couldnt use linux
Not really my thing tbh
I using arch since like 3 weeks ago and it worked fine
Mostly when i switched to KDE
<3
heroic launcher 
i stopped um
i dont have space for linux
windows in 2019
just wait for the first kernel to explod
never used it since
Does it need wine or whatever
Dw i have a txt of commands to reinstall everything
i have used arch for [insert time here] and its been working fine
it uses proton, same as steam
I have used arch and it worked
your cat is mine
Because last time i used it it just got wiped off of my drive for no reason
And i couldnt install it again
Why? Idfk
HUH
wtf did you do to have that happen 💀
I dont know
my problem with arch is that I have to check my entire rice for updates all the time. way too many dropped or changed features 
It just happened
gift me external ssd pls
ok give me your address /j
I tried p much everything
36.2344 76.53242 /j /notreal
omw to your house with a pipe bomb
yay ssd
Reinstalling steam, installing old proton, trying to reinstall it

Does anybody maybe know if a funny windows to go usb can be made on Linux?
ofc
probably
The second time i used linux was manjaro 
just plob the iso on there ig
It wasnt fun 

i used mint

For some reason instead of being lightweight it made tf2 run in negative fps
install mint
didnt enjoy
uninstall
install mint
boot to windows
partitions are fucked
uninstall
mint is for people that need their pc to work, how boring
ubuntu boot option still remains
manjaro should go 

yeah
i used mint for like a year or smth
when i switched to arch i couldnt go back, apt feels so slow now
I used mint for a few weeks
removing all vms
yop
apt is shit
But the lack of being able to use discord vc was eugh
advanced packaging tool
i need mo spaec
ass packaging tool
Since it didnt like my audio devices for some moronic reason
Abhorred packaging tool
ancient packaging tool
I used manjaro once like 3y ago or smth
Awawa packaging tool
Imagine i would make BLFS to make a purrprotocol (my website's server codename) server.
Well i do only need nodejs, nginx and also mysql as planned but i will have fun to compile all the libraries 
a packaging tool.
aa pp tt
a p t
i have ~500 updates on my home pc i need to install
I recently did an 800 pkg update on arch, it broke everything
i tried fedora cuz someone told me to from vencord
i couldnt download anything from the app store
and the iso wizard tool didnt even let me install windows properly on bootable usb
all my homies hate fedora
for some reason I can get to grub but when I have quiet and splash in my flags it doesnt boot at all
i dont remember if the grub issue hit me
the one where it was nuked upon update
I was too lazy to research so i just edited my grubcnf
(fix was to update-grub iirc)
yop
Everytime i boot my laptop i always do CRTL + ALT + T and type sudo pacman -Syu
But i literally forgot to yay -Syu :3
i... need... MO SPACE
Super T is preferred, but I just type in "Term" in GNOME search and press enter.
mod+q 
at this point why not automate it
¯_(ツ)_/¯
super + t user here
couldn't find the grub one
girls
Me and who
but the last issue i had updating was this https://archlinux.org/news/budgie-desktop-1072-6-update-requires-manual-intervention/
:3
@burnt maple hiiiii
:3
omg @burnt maple haii

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Explosion
i love @neon ferry
So true
remind me to update when i get home
ily2 
@grizzled tusk are you home yet
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wait 3 hours
cirno spotted
its 6 am why are there so many people???
its 12:26 here
a
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timezones are a thing
13.26 here
is that a sleeping oneko on nikos hat @grizzled tusk

yes
hell yeah
they were awake during the holidays
bye
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Meow
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Miau
drake salalala, slalalal, slalala
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shey shimmy shey shimmy
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J. Oppenheimer. SMASH OR PASS
hi
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who would insult the poor cirn
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they just wouldn't understand the cirno supremacy
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whats wrong with having a loli as ur pfp anyways, long as its safe imo
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they are probably reimu fans
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hai
Ello
imfeeling a bit better now
Nice
yea :3

Us?
yop :3
:3
not me and who
true

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22
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how to get a girlfriend any%
2+2 is 11
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-4
I finally found a tool that can make windows 11 desktop icons show in list mode
11
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life = improved
guh
I still fail to run the game reliably
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22-18 is 42
why does having resist fingerprinting on reset the zoom constantly ;-;
cuttee
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me when i wanna look like that
if I open twitter rn do you think I'll see cute girls or hot girls first 
You imply the hot ones aren't cute
cute > hot
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cute
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1st thing i see
that’s nearly my irl size tbr
22
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What
what
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oww ><
the advantage of being a blåhaj is that everyone hugs you
22-18
22 − 18 = 11 (base: 3)
free
Lmao what
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how does one become
can you make me a girlfriend generator instead

holy shit real
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nooo 😭
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yes
just be blåhaj
wroking on it
994+95
i would but id probably be on the front of news articles lmfao
but its for me
1000
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ghjuyhuujhh87cv6f54rcr5v6yb78nj9koıu vc87fuyt46g5b6nyu9ıoklğlhhgvfcs4 edrtfghnjknmkl-ü
1111100
and my schoolmates and family members probably will see that soo
Hi chat
wdym , it shows for me
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sorry my cat
Please help
A protein in the cell undergoes mutation and cannot produce spindle fibre . Explain the effect on the cell in meiosis.
you're the one with the embed failure
99495
hugs you
Time to drive through my city like a maniac
it drinks coffee
Surely I don't get hit by a car
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Very smart of you
ask chatgpt
the answer is probably 42 or 69
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it's free because you're the product
i am shocked chatgpt is still existing
I mean even if the one at openai wasn't it would be free on bing or something anyway
I mean they use your data for making products or sell it prob
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but eh it ouweighs its usefullness so i haven't cared that much so far
I just ask it hard stuff and it fails every time
I wish chatgpt added a cute girl to speak the answers
man it feels nice when you use humata.ai nowadays to do your homework
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ask it to do so
character.ai for a reason 👀
fair enough
smh kids these days
ah reminds me when I killed aqua from konosuba with a sponge, good old character.ai times
ask it to generate discord nitro codes as your lullaby
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the filters suck ass
stop erping with an ai then
y tho
bypass the system by different languages like japanese
no i mean theres alot of false-positives
or chinese
no I mean like animated and voice generated
google assistant plus chatgpt?
lol
wait is there any one
kill everyone by looking at them
delusionals arent real
nop i stopped too
My brain turned off while typing
(my copilot ran out)
lmao
I hate copilot
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ur brain is an ai
I'm artificial???
ai is only good for writing tests and that's pretty much it
yop
i would not trust ai for writing tests
fun fact: every discord user is a ai which means its interacting with real life humans and we are generating responses so we all discord users are trapped here in discord while humans are controlling us.
HI ED
Hi ed

Haiii
. . . i'm calling the police.
Guh breathing is pain
jesus christ how horrifying
baba is _
:3
theres .democrats and .republicans lmao
baba is what the fuck
I only got like halfway in baba is you until I gave up, too hard even though I love puzzle games
WAIT WHAT
baba is c++
please dont tell me there's .fascism
This happened every time I used my bike the last few times lol
I hate having no shape
there is .redstone
I think that's the issue at least
redstone minecraft
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????
I have 3 .gay domains :3
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I can give you like 600kg of bananas 
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Sweet dreams
gn @open pasture cute dreams
.lincoln
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Just come and Rob my workplace on a Saturday at like 7am :p
:3
nom
Yop
surprised .america is not real
bet you taste better tho

<.<
stop eating people
now!
Also zeet doesn't taste well
@paper gate is this true
derp tastes EVIL
This is kind of goals
Kind of a lot
yop
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who says you cant?
okay, go take those drugs on that hypothetical table and look in a mirror
?~?
Nop
smh
eat shiggy shrooms, see everything as shiggies
NO
Bring some to the airport later this year
MY NIGHTMARE
cool
wagoo wagoo
yup
ok this one embed failed for me
its over
WOMEN 
my cpu is dying
i dont think amd ryzen 5 5600h was made to edit videos in davinci resolve
works fine for me if you meant the emote
yes I meant the emote
this has to be enabled in fakenitro settings
I'm hungry
good morning vendors and vendor associates
hi dusty
Gm
I need smth to eat
There's a Döner here
grass
But expensib
return to nature




Idk
Would have to try
@open pasture haiii :3
hi
do yall just feel like
kitties
theres nothing to add to your software lmao sometimes
then few days later u get ideas
Yop
nop
yes
but instead of me getting ideas
its just that the dreaded Users request something
kitty magnetism
sniff
antigravity feline
at thr train station waitin for my train surgeru
waiting for ur WHAT
train surgery
as one does
they did surgery on a train??!
who wants to split the linkedin ecstasy
hell yeah drugs
I bet that's all speed and no molly
trains people
oh but you are oh-so-wrong, i DONT HAVE SKIN!
it's in your flesh
nah it was meth and mdma
i dont have flesh
i cant remember which it was more of though
im a skeleton
meth lol?
I'm cracking your bones
NOOOO NOT MY BONES
I have returned
DrugsData (EcstasyData) lab testing result
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lmao
thats where i store my calcium you cant just crack my bones
too late
wtf
why you got a bone to pick with me 😔
was it me playing the trombone outside your window
Yes
damn
It woke me up at 03:30 in the morning
you truly are bad to the bone
What is the #screams-of-the-damned channel for?
i promise it wasnt a bonedoggle
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what channel
things
It's titled hell
https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/commit/52d9b0df7e060ad64f95a9a57e3784cfb4c3d34a i am so confused because of the commit's title
🤝
tibia-nest, i can see you too are quite humerus.
i shall let you pass just this once
Australia isn't a country, it's a continent rawwwwww 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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guess: you were getting incredibly annoyed after messing with css for years trying to fix it
my commit titles are very... weird
at least they're not just "FUCK" over and over
Pebur griphin is so wholesome
CHASE
unlike mine
mine is literally just undetailed and irrelevant descriptions
same
uwu
revert uwu
let me check what uwu was
relatable
John lennon was slain by wasp
python 
Python isn't that bad
I FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
ADDED COMMENTS AFTER 1 YEAR i made poketube https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/commit/6ca17db5cc759cba6c9ebed9cc37720b2f62af17
I fucking hate python 
1 YEAR
huh
Good job!
Cinnamon rol
Time for breakfast (it's 2pm)
what language should I learn for discord bots
ooohh it was a push to the wrong branch
in the future
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i did that this morning
yop, rn
Thats called being tired
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helbo
me every time im like "let me sleep a few mins more"
closed my eyes for a second at 7:00 and my father woke me up at 7:40 (10m before i prepare going to school)
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"oops I'm late"
Mood
only on weekends tho
"oops im not gonna have time for my morning coffee"
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what language should I learn for discord bots man cmon 😭
midweek i wake up at 6 smth and then dont get up cuz im a lazy fuck
suffer.
js.
plain js
assembly
until 30mins remain
what makes it worse is i have 3 alarms
no
6:30
6:45
7:00
same
maybe
C
js/ts or python imo
i ignore the first one. i dont even hear the second one. and the third one finally wakes me sometimes
6:20
6:22
6:24
6:30
maybe i should do that
I'll learn js maybe, im boreddd of py
(i still dont get up after the 4th one)
Cpp
no
Java
I only have one alarm and it always wakes me up lol
lucky mf
explode
yall heard of c and cplusplus, what about plus.
as my father once said, i can sleep through a bomb going off on the roof
can someone push abanana
i would wake up and reposition at least
I have 8 
srry that was me
The ones around 7am are what i use
holy shit
9/11
i should really do
6:10
6:11
6:12
6:13
6:14
6:15
oops sorry I did that too
??
dawg
Woah
my phone has the alarm go off for five minutes before stopping
i should do
6:30
6:35
6:40
6:45
6:50
6:55
7:00
make it 2min intervals
i should actually get a rpi that makes the most obnoxious sound that can only be turned of until i get up and into another room
that is fair
Husk
NO NOT LOBOTOMY
2.2 WAS A MISTAKE
Oops!
Mods, lobotomize this person!
🧠🔨



