🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[velvet hill]

imagine if vencord got a low taper fade

[brittle granite]

sounds like one of these newfangled drugs

ur white

wtf is a fake nitro

[sand citrus]

my friend took one vencord before and he instantly died from cardiac arrest stay safe out there

[paper gate]

fake niteo

[waxen bone]

waht s vencord

[brittle granite]

why would u want a fake nitro

the real one sucks already

[unborn magnet]

How can nitro be fake?

[paper gate]

I am vens son

[real skiff]

idk? sounds like its against terms fo sevrice

[sand citrus]

yeah ur getting reported buddy goodbye

we dont break discord terms of service

[harsh minnow]

this meme is so funny cause you'll either get it or be really confused and think it's weird

[raw panther]

I get it :3

[sand citrus]

i dont =)

[waxen bone]

isnt that the guy who had a really funny snack

[jaunty trellis]

I can guess what that is but don't know for sure

[paper gate]

I get it

[real skiff]

if tou spell it it sounds like eatrogne

esttrogne

[harsh minnow]

|| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son ||

[paper gate]

Ven decode this

[unreal siren]

I am the confused part

[dense phoenix]

true

same

[unreal siren]

I am now the concerned part

[brittle granite]

freud holding a dont talk to me until i've had my mom mug

[sand citrus]

me so hungyyy :3c

also why are wikipedia embeds so weird

its always 3 image duplicates

[brittle granite]

discord

[harsh minnow]

https://femdom.solutions/objects/5494a145-a251-4de6-883c-2f6faae4238d

[jolly nexus]

jade, the silliest of creatures. ([e-mail])

stumbled across this photo (by @[e-mail]) on fedi again and couldn't resist to turn it into a meme

Image

Click for image

Akkoma · Jan 23, 2024, 12:28 PM

[sand citrus]

not even 80

[brittle granite]

@[e-mail]
RE: @[e-mail]

i love the fediverse

[open pasture]

What kind of fucking family is this

If everyone eats 4 that's like 19 people who are you feeding

[brittle granite]

two american kids

[prime kraken]

my uncle joey did that in the summer of '14

[sand citrus]

joeyy

[dense phoenix]

sanest fedi domain name

[normal flint]

You only eat 4 hotdogs in a sitting?

[open pasture]

4 is like the maximum

where are you from

[dense phoenix]

yeah the max is 4

source: experience

[open pasture]

yeah

[normal flint]

Joey Chestnut didn't die for this

[open pasture]

he walked so we could run

[unreal siren]

Eat

[brittle granite]

my max is 0 because im noraml

[dusty goblet]

@burnt maple haiii :3

[open pasture]

imagine not liking hot dogs

[brittle granite]

mid

[dusty goblet]

hot dogs are awesome

[sand citrus]

theyre not crazy but theyre alright

[dusty goblet]

depends how theyre made

[sand citrus]

yeah maybe i just had shit ones

[open pasture]

hot dogs arent like the greatest thing ever but i cant imagine

not liking them

disliking them

even

[sand citrus]

idk im neutral about them

[normal flint]

I've not had a hotdognin a few years, but I reckon I could take on the champ if I had to

[sand citrus]

i havent had one in a while tho

[brittle granite]

u can simply do better things w the ingredients

[dusty goblet]

hotdogs are definetly one of the better foods

[open pasture]

hot links are peak

like red hots

[sand citrus]

huh?

what plugin

[glossy swallow]

what's a plugin?

[quasi cloud]

uh oh

pizza

plogon

misstype

[sand citrus]

ur in the wrong server i think

[jaunty trellis]

smh

[sand citrus]

idk what a plugin is

u want like a minecraft plugin or something?

like server

[quasi cloud]

i want a plugin like, to the wall

[unreal siren]

Fabric?

[brittle granite]

no like

[normal flint]

Wait. Is that Nathan's hotdog contest only 10 minutes? Did that psycho eat 76 hotdog in 10 minutes?

[sand citrus]

ithink they want a server one

[brittle granite]

a nvim plugin

[digital kettle]

CHATI AM SO HAPPY

[prime kraken]

what's discord??

[unreal siren]

Nvidium

[jaunty trellis]

is it a food?

[jaunty trellis]

I'm hungey

I want fod

[prime kraken]

is it a pony??

[jaunty trellis]

wat

[dusty goblet]

yay :3 wjat makes u happy

[slim ledge]

did someone say pony

omg i love mlp

[brittle granite]

discord is when you're in bad terms with someone i think

[dusty goblet]

how about,, you eat smth?

[slim ledge]

rainbow dash best pony

!!

[sand citrus]

discord sounds like some kind of terrorist organization

[slim ledge]

20% cooler 10 seconds flat

[digital kettle]

it is

i am the founder

[brittle granite]

AsHLEY CITROEN ? >?

[dusty goblet]

can you launch a terrorist attack on me,,,

[prime kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[dusty goblet]

ideally weaponising hugs

[brittle granite]

Ok. Releasing neurotoxins

[dusty goblet]

alcohol

[jaunty trellis]

hhhh

I need to get better at nerve control

[dusty goblet]

wdym?

[jaunty trellis]

I got a good attempt like 10 minutes ago and my heart rate is still high

[real skiff]

wait is aliucord dc gone?

[sand citrus]

whats that (idk)

[slim ledge]

mark my words fiery, you wont be so high and mighty when the mane 6 come after u

[prime kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-gif-13890949620129424116

[jaunty trellis]

nop still there

[real skiff]

whar

[dusty goblet]

maybe discord did a funny and removed u

[real skiff]

you are no longer in the server aliuwucord

[brittle granite]

https://discord.gg/EsNDvBaHVU

[slim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-fire-sitting-edited-on-fire-fire-gif-17645117

[jaunty trellis]

wait it has 60k members

wtf

[golden swan]

https://files.catbox.moe/4uutlz.png

[real skiff]

was i kicked or sumt

[sand citrus]

https://files.catbox.moe/4uutlz.png

is that rela

tell me thats real

[dusky vortex]

evilcord

[dusky vortex]

good ending

[sand citrus]

thats funny as fuck i hope its real

[brittle granite]

chat is this rela

[golden swan]

its real mr . wikipedia really told me that

[sand citrus]

i believe you

[glossy swallow]

for some reason when i go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MyContributions it shows stuff i didn't do

(i've done nothing )

[brittle granite]

mb i was using ur ip

[glossy swallow]

WHO STOLE MY IP

in 2012

[dusky vortex]

lmao my lte IP is blocked

[brittle granite]

mr vencord might be behind this..

[glossy swallow]

who's mr vencord

[golden swan]

why is there only 1 source that says nett is from richmond and why is that source self published

[lime talon]

nothing for me

[dusky vortex]

the only thing i edit on wikipedia is updating the crime statistics in my hometown

[stark herald]

vap .3

[golden swan]

come on hotnewhiphop please

[brittle granite]

did you know that in terms of

[golden swan]

hotnewhiphop disappointed me fuck hotnewhiphop

[dusky vortex]

i will be so fucking surprised if something called hotnewhiphop is WP:CREDIBLE

wrong link

dammit

[golden swan]

i think so

ive seen it being used somewhere

[dusky vortex]

wtf is the wp shortcode for reputable sources

[brittle granite]

dusty is WP:LONG

[dusky vortex]

right

WP:RS

[dusky vortex]

did you know that in terms of human hugability vaporeon is the best pokemon

[prime kraken]

i didnt like where this was going

[golden swan]

no bells said nett is from richmond i love you no bells

if nobody got me i know no bells got me

[brittle granite]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/Dusty8686

[stark herald]

nop

[dusky vortex]

NOT ME

[stark herald]

true

VENDOR

[dusky vortex]

also ive moved so its not doxxing anymore to send https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:mdrakea3

[glossy swallow]

Vencor

[sand citrus]

Vendord

[golden swan]

Category:

Wikipedia sockpuppeteers

[brittle granite]

Wikipedia does not have a user page with this exact name.

[sand citrus]

can u make a marjorie article

[golden swan]

no

[dusky vortex]

mf dont make me make a user page

[brittle granite]

nop

white

[dusty goblet]

vendor me some estrogen

[dusky vortex]

yeah we can keep it as-is

white

[golden swan]

shoutout to the fader writer that misspelled xaviersobased as xaversobased

[sand citrus]

Xavaviersobase

[golden swan]

Novagang affiliates Nettspend and Xaversobased

[sand citrus]

https://soundcloud.com/1c34/zayguapkid-n-xavaviersobase-shyne-like-the-sun-1c34

Xavaviersobase

[golden swan]

LMFAOOOOO

[sand citrus]

official 1c acc btw lol

[prime kraken]

@dusky vortex why tf did you troll edit wikipedia

[dusky vortex]

I DIDNT

[prime kraken]

then whos dusty868866 or whatever

[stark herald]

drake is a serial troll

😭

[dusky vortex]

NOT ME 😭

i live in SC

not florida

[brittle granite]

it is him

[stark herald]

whars SC

[golden swan]

drake8686

[brittle granite]

yea bro no one got vpns nowadays

[prime kraken]

bro was still trolling

up til this year

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Dusty8686/Archive#01_January_2024

[golden swan]

No one’s happy that Chief Keef has delayed Almighty Sosa 2 yet

[sly spear]

I wish spicetify had ai dj capabilities

[dusky vortex]

!!!!!!!

this is my account! no blocks!

[stark herald]

why is your laptop

:(

[brittle granite]

@dusky vortex

Whack!

[dusky vortex]

wh

whar

[dusky vortex]

I AM NOT A BASS FISH

[sand citrus]

dsih

[brittle granite]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Whacking_with_a_wet_trout

[sand citrus]

fish

[unreal siren]

Apply fish directly to motherboard

[dusky vortex]

terrible

[storm cedar]

that's the most joyless euphemism I've ever heard

[storm cedar]

Yeet it by the tail like you're throwing a Frisbee

[dusty goblet]

mroww

[stark herald]

i forgot at what time my online class is so ive been online in it for 4 hours waiting for the time other people get online too

.3

[unborn otter]

fish

[open pasture]

Is vencord safe?

[raw panther]

yes

[brittle granite]

what?

[sand citrus]

what is that

[raw panther]

oh I forgor

[brittle granite]

im very sure that drug has lots of adverse effects

[raw panther]

we discuss only Vendor here

[sand citrus]

yeah neurotoxicity, heart problems

psychosis

[raw panther]

vendor is my favorite android partition

[open pasture]

Why you using website

[open pasture]

Vencord

Modded client

[jaunty trellis]

[sand citrus]

isnt that like illegal

[steady lagoon]

no

but it is against discord's tos

[silk phoenix]

[raw panther]

[unreal siren]

What is?

[steady lagoon]

hmm idk

[sand citrus]

some discord modification or something

i think it gives you free nitro and aimbot

[unreal siren]

Whats a discord modification

Oh

[steady lagoon]

._.

[open pasture]

.

vencord steals your shigcoins

do not install

[sudden fjord]

kernel level mod

[open pasture]

fuck you

that hurts

[sudden fjord]

lol

[sand citrus]

who wants to try my discord hack modification device utility tool software? its an unsigned and obfuscated windows driver

[raw panther]

I hate discord, I prefer when people discuss things in some form of agreement and resolve their differences

[open pasture]

I love discord

I love arguments

This guy sucks

[candid blaze]

I don't

discord and arguments are silly

[lavish relic]

haii

[unreal siren]

Buy discord nitro yearly

[slim ledge]

LOL

[dense phoenix]

hello chat

[sudden fjord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ydiyRZcqfE

hai

[steady lagoon]

omaga

blahaj

[sudden fjord]

that video is driving me crazy

its stuch in my head

aaaaaaaaa

[lavish relic]

my baby

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[golden swan]

how do i sneak in the new york times article where nettspend is an honorable mention and there is literally no information about nettspend

[lime talon]

what the fuck is this

[sudden fjord]

not longer

[lavish relic]

https://12ft.io/

wait

[lavish relic]

https://12ft.io/

[lavish relic]

NOO

[golden swan]

this doesnt help me blud

[sudden fjord]

she has trauma since then

[lime talon]

Turns out most of the visual distractions on webpages are loaded after the page renders via javascript.

All we do is disable the javascript of the site.
why can't i just do this myself

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[raw panther]

I fixed my textreplace, I can post tenor links again

[golden swan]

@thenewyorktimes cahn yopu guys wirte a full article about nettspend that would be funny

[raw panther]

and have them embed but nothing else embeds

[brittle granite]

@open pasture what

[stark herald]

can you give example

[brittle granite]

12ft removes paywalls from articles

doesnt work for nyt

[dusky vortex]

12ft is ran by fucking feds

there r better ones but i cant remember them rn

[brittle granite]

you can

hope that hepls

[golden swan]

https://1ft.io/ i have this bookmarked i never used it

[raw panther]

you can also just use reader mode in your browser for many sites

reader mode skips many paywalls

obv not all of them but some

[brittle granite]

12ft is useless bc whenever i needed it id take 8 years to guess the number in the url

[granite canyon]

@brittle granite @raw panther @golden swan I make new server I need active staffs

[brittle granite]

Ok

[granite canyon]

Dm me

[raw panther]

no

[stark herald]

find the mac pro

[digital kettle]

i found it

[prime kraken]

ill moderate

[digital kettle]

same

[granite canyon]

Only staffs

[deep token]

found it

[prime kraken]

i am staff here bro

[granite canyon]

Okay so what can do

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

hello fellow queers

[granite canyon]

@jaunty trellis @deep token @digital kettle @twin crag I make new server I need active staffs

[jaunty trellis]

hai

[jaunty trellis]

who r u

[deep token]

literally

who r u

[open pasture]

fr

[granite canyon]

Yea dm me

Dm me

[open pasture]

no one wanna staff your server

[deep token]

no....

[dusty goblet]

I hope u explode

[granite canyon]

Dm me

[open pasture]

give me admin

[granite canyon]

Dm me

[prime kraken]

is this the server bro

[jaunty trellis]

[sudden fjord]

no

[dusty goblet]

Sorry I only DM cute people

[raw panther]

lmao

[open pasture]

so they just want invite rewards

[granite canyon]

No bro

[open pasture]

lmfao

[prime kraken]

okk send the invite

[granite canyon]

Dm me

[granite canyon]

Dm me

[prime kraken]

u dm me bro

[stark herald]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155918238442606713.gif?size=48&name=hypershiggy&quality=lossless

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

@jaunty trellis do u want a dm too

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[deep token]

meow

[open pasture]

mrop

[lavish relic]

@granite canyon can u send me 4 tonnes of potassium nitrate and aluminium rods :3

ill join ur server if u do

[deep token]

no way

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805876093101932545/944337137862602832/IPAddress-1-1.gif

[lavish relic]

@deep token mrow

[deep token]

mrowwww

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/yui-yamada-explodes-kase-san-kase-san-kicking-feet-gif-11896774067292046697

[dusty goblet]

I can't send you 4 tonnes of potassium but I can give you 4 hugs will you join my nonexistent server

[lavish relic]

hugs

[dusty goblet]

hugs back

:3

[lavish relic]

ed cute

[dusty goblet]

No u

when you randomly get a friend req

but its just anohter scammer

although they havent messaged me

kinda weird

[storm cedar]

you got my interest

[lavish relic]

shh

[elder geyser]

hi

[deep token]

meow

[raw panther]

@lavish relic can you also say hahenggg

[granite canyon]

@elder geyser @storm cedar I make new server I need active staffs

[elder geyser]

?

mf who are you

[lavish relic]

hahennnggg :3

[raw panther]

:3

[elder geyser]

hiiiii luna :33

[deep token]

hiiiiiiiii

[glossy swallow]

vban @granite canyon 1 spammer

[neon ferry]

Done!

[lavish relic]

cats are so silly

[open pasture]

?

[deep token]

@elder geyser do you love

[elder geyser]

vban @elder geyser

[elder geyser]

i have a ryzen

[dusty goblet]

who r u and why dont u appear in search

[deep token]

i wish i had ryzen

:(

[valid bane]

is there a plugin like toggleyourstuff from bd

[storm cedar]

anyone got some rust and aluminium

[glossy swallow]

@harsh minnow purge not working??

[elder geyser]

what does toggleyourstuff do?

[deep token]

i turned turbo boost off

[lavish relic]

hes lurking omg 😭 @dusty goblet

[deep token]

it's meowing at 1.7ghz]

[open pasture]

@dusty goblet What's your problem, I was going to ask how I can get the Vencord badge

[lucid marten]

toggles your stuff

[elder geyser]

OHH

[open pasture]

You have nothing to steal from me, besides that.

[valid bane]

its like keyboard shortcuts but for certain extensions/themes

[open pasture]

🤣

[elder geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[lucid marten]

😎

[dusty goblet]

lmao I was confused because their ? didnt appear on search originally

[raw panther]

my dog also made a funny sound when I was taking her for a walk she went yieauuu~

[lavish relic]

looney tunes 😭

[dusty goblet]

when random ppl friend req me thats always sus

[open pasture]

I was just going to ask about the Vencord badge, you guys are toxic

[storm cedar]

why exactly?

[dusty goblet]

youre the one randomly sending a friend request to someone without having had any conversation with them

thats just

scam behaviour

[brittle granite]

ur username is literally "harasser"

[dusty goblet]

mods, lobotomize this person

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[gleaming harness]

when did this channel get renamed

[dusty goblet]

can you try again with the link and an @ everyone ping?

[brittle granite]

vban 7 @signal folio whar

[dusty goblet]

please

[lavish relic]

this sucks

[neon ferry]

Done!

[raw panther]

never it was always seychelles off topic

[valid bane]

i almost clicked ts why are invs allowed 😭

[gleaming harness]

seychelles flag is the best

[open pasture]

Of course, I saw you with the badge, and I was going to clarify my doubts with you, but I just didn't accept it, weird drug addict...

[gleaming harness]

every country should change their flag to seychelles flag

that wouldnt be confusing at all

that would be perfect

[dusty goblet]

what are you yapping about

[open pasture]

This translator is rubbish

[raw panther]

good question normally only a few specific servers' invites should be able to be posted

[lavish relic]

weird what

[dusty goblet]

nobody ever sends me a friend request other than
A: cute people ive talked to before in this server
B: Scammers

so what do you expect me to think about you

[open pasture]

Just because I wanted to clear up a doubt, the guy called me a thief

[lavish relic]

wdym thief

[storm cedar]

What's your mother tongue (language)

[brittle granite]

o cara com nome de assediador chamando de toxico

[storm cedar]

He thought you might be a scammer, not that you are one for sure

[lavish relic]

rini stopp 😭

[harsh minnow]

number before the mention(s)

[glossy swallow]

since when

[raw panther]

you're just not acting like normal people would, normal people just ask their questions here instead of sending random friend requests or DMs

[open pasture]

ok bye

[lavish relic]

byee

[deep token]

@lavish relic meow

[gleaming harness]

why does US minor outlying islands get its own flag emoji

[lavish relic]

mrep

[dusty goblet]

@lavish relic wagoo wagoo

[storm cedar]

thief is proably a mistranslation from scammer

[elder geyser]

why do u have so many badges

[lavish relic]

wagoo wagoo

[deep token]

i love having a 15w tdp chip

it totally does not eat 20w+

[storm cedar]

Wagoo Wagoo

[elder geyser]

intel momenttt

[deep token]

yop

i want apple silicon so bad

[lavish relic]

i think because they have their own tlds

[paper gate]

luna what do you have rn

[deep token]

at least my temps are better when turbo boost is off

[dusty goblet]

@raw panther :3

[brittle granite]

im right

[gleaming harness]

Oh

[raw panther]

[paper gate]

@brittle granite rinny

[dusty goblet]

8gi34beqw2ghfv

[open pasture]

I don't know how to explain it, I've been using discord for a long time

[lavish relic]

and tlds a different story :>
its because some dumb person took the old international postal codes for countries

[deep token]

OH MY GOD

THEY HAVE THREE TYPES OF CORES NOW?????

WHAT IS INTEL ON

WHAT THE FUCK

[brittle granite]

computers were a mistake

[elder geyser]

oh yeah

p cores are real cores

e-cores are shitty ones

they just stick the shitty cores on there so they can brag about a high core count

[deep token]

i know

but they have

[elder geyser]

i hate intel

[deep token]

EXTRA SHITTY CORES

now

[paper gate]

Luna make a cpu

[dusty goblet]

jhsut get a fucking amd cpu

[deep token]

they're shitty cores but more shitty

[dusty goblet]

[deep token]

oh and to "innovate"

they shoved in an ai accelerator

[storm cedar]

jhsut

[deep token]

please stop intel

you don't need any of this

[sudden fjord]

blahaj with doggo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpJJpvDqaI

[deep token]

give me real good cores

no npu

please

[elder geyser]

LMAO

[brittle granite]

amd

[unborn magnet]

I mean it’s 2024

[storm cedar]

what the fuck

[unborn magnet]

All products have AI

[deep token]

julie i want a knife

i want

to do

[unborn magnet]

So we kinda do need an npu

[deep token]

bad things

[deep token]

they should not

!

[storm cedar]

Not everthing has an AI yet thankfully

[deep token]

my laptop from 2020 is something and it doesn't have ai thankfully

[unborn magnet]

Says the apple fan

[brittle granite]

ai accelerated messaging

[unborn magnet]

All apple products have air chips smh

[brittle granite]

coming soon on discord

[storm cedar]

but still I fear it'll be like everything having wifi or bluetooth nowadays

[deep token]

is the apple neural engine really ai

[unborn magnet]

Yes?

[deep token]

have u used siri

siri is a dumbass

[storm cedar]

Apple neural engine sounds omminous asf lmao

[jaunty trellis]

[unborn magnet]

Well not ai

[deep token]

i have homepods

i never use siri

[unborn magnet]

It’s an ai accelerator

[deep token]

all i tell siri is to turn my lights on/off

[brittle granite]

"whitenames just got worse!"

[deep token]

what really is ai tho

a thing that learns by itself?

[unborn magnet]

Not really

[deep token]

you have to feed it ofc

[unborn magnet]

Just a trained model of linear algebra

[deep token]

oh my god

this person is in the discord the person was advertising earlier

and pinging people about

[unborn magnet]

All the ai accelerator does is allow for fast matrix multiplication

Afaik

[deep token]

so its

a thing that does stuff fast

[unborn magnet]

Faster than the cpu could on its own, yes

[dusky vortex]

yeah thats what ai accelerators really are when u take away the marketing talk

[dusty goblet]

meoww

[dusky vortex]

thats also (essentially) what tensor cores are

[unborn magnet]

Matrices are tensors smh

So yes

[digital kettle]

whwo pinged me

[raw panther]

a weird spammer dude

advertising some egirl server and wanted staff xd

[digital kettle]

why

[dusky vortex]

@digital kettle join my vencord yuri server ull become staff i am atotally normal guy and will NOT drop you into an infinite hole to the earths core

[deep token]

i NEED yuri.

[unborn magnet]

There’s too little yuri anime

[digital kettle]

sure,,,,

[dusky vortex]

do u want inVite

[golden swan]

Gyatt!

[candid blaze]

Eu ri

[deep token]

i got a notif that my washer finished

[sand citrus]

🫨

[golden swan]

https://files.catbox.moe/jfq879.mp4

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

Domain expansion
Eggplant reaction

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1176946025341141143.png?size=160&name=Kenny Shocked

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yui-yamada-explodes-kase-san-kase-san-kicking-feet-gif-11896774067292046697

[sand citrus]

so fire

i thought that was a hm tshirt for a sec

💀

[near pecan]

Skul

[opaque ledge]

xd

[jaunty trellis]

this gonna take a while

anyway I have 3 deaths at 65% now ;-;

[jaunty trellis]

what do you all think is gonne be the next one

[digital kettle]

@glossy swallow toad

dms

/srs

[glossy swallow]

hi

[open pasture]

Bro

Cant fucking believe this

[sand citrus]

vera not invited to the vencord yuri server 💔

[open pasture]

I know dawg

shit is fucked up

i was like "Man i really wish there was a vencord yuri server"

and there is

and im not even there

mad bullshit

[sand citrus]

i wouldnt do that to u..💯

[open pasture]

I know u wouldnt not

u real asf

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/bU5bk.gif

[dusky vortex]

U DINT ASK

AND I WASNT ADVERTISING THEN

[sand citrus]

how could u forget about vera like that..

noooo vee-to-sleeeee is gone </3

[deep token]

can i get the invite

i am now interetsetsd

blehhhhhh

[sand citrus]

channel was unironically useful at one point Rip to a real one..

[open pasture]

i'm literally the ceo of humanity

[sand citrus]

On god (On vera)

[open pasture]

and androidity

[sand citrus]

what is this new game everyones talking about

[brittle granite]

wtf is a palworld

[sand citrus]

thats what im saying

[open pasture]

its slop

[brittle granite]

its not real i tihnk

[open pasture]

i assume by default

i heard it get talked about twice

it nterests me not

[quartz pike]

do i upgrade to windows 11 from winodws 10 😭

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[sand citrus]

if u dont wanna no

if u wanna try it go for it

i think u can revert

i stay on 10

[quartz pike]

win 11 looks nice but it runs slow asf

[brittle granite]

upgrade your windows 11 to 10

[quartz pike]

idk if 23h2 made any bug fixes

[brittle granite]

its bs

[open pasture]

it's still like

[sand citrus]

try on vm maybe

[quartz pike]

win 11 is so bloatware based its fucked

[quartz pike]

tempting

[open pasture]

entirely running in webview

they cant fix that

[sand citrus]

cant be worse than 10

[open pasture]

therefore

I Stay Away

[sand citrus]

i wanted to try 11 recently

on vm

[open pasture]

alice in chains type shit

[sand citrus]

again

[quartz pike]

thats why its so laggy and fucked

😭

[open pasture]

yea

[dusty goblet]

NOOOOOOOO

[quartz pike]

windows 10 isnt webview except for the odd few things

[open pasture]

i also love the arbitrary system requirements

that you can evade with just

dism

[quartz pike]

yeah lmao

[open pasture]

they mean nothing

[quartz pike]

yep

system requirements dont mean anything when it comes to windows

[sand citrus]

win11 has some security features win10 doesnt i believe, or maybe they added them to 22h2 im not too sure

thats the only reaason i see to upgrade

also ui does seem nicer

for new users at least

[quartz pike]

yea

i fw the new ui bcs its nice but like

[open pasture]

i need not these """Security Features"""

because i know how to

use my computer

[quartz pike]

same

[sand citrus]

theyre actually useful

and good

[open pasture]

either way no matter how shit i like

[sand citrus]

idk if theyre in 10

[dusky vortex]

i think u all suck and haiku is the best operating system

[quartz pike]

does anyone remember the first build of win 11 that got leaked

💀

[open pasture]

i only use Windows for literally nothing but ableton premiere and various video games that dont like proton too much

[quartz pike]

shit was unusable

[safe nest]

i flexed my apple watch to the homeless guy on the street

[open pasture]

i just use Void for everything i actually do with my pc

so i don't care

10 iot ltsc

[quartz pike]

why

[open pasture]

works on my machine

[safe nest]

yall see the shoes (shows elf shoes) yall see the money

[sand citrus]

stunna boy get em

[sand citrus]

true ltsc is nice

[safe nest]

all this designer got me drip drip

[jaunty trellis]

70%

[north glen]

GUYS

WOOD NET IN

[sand citrus]

What

[open pasture]

i need nothing more out of Windows than an environment that understands .exe files fully

[north glen]

record yourself saying it and put it backwards

[stark tapir]

good morninge vee chord

[sand citrus]

too much effort

[sand citrus]

Yo

[stark herald]

@pine vessel possum

[open pasture]

ltsc is still too much but if you look in the dictionary for debloater it says "a utility to break your fucking system"

so

[sand citrus]

ltsc is good enough for me i use it on VMs

with o&o shutup10++

optionally

[stark herald]

exe was a miss take

[sand citrus]

PE > ELF 🤫

[open pasture]

Fuck you

Let's fight

elf is the executable format ever and not because Linux uses it or some dumb shit but just because it's like

dead simple and more portable than your phone is

[sand citrus]

Shit make no sense ..

[open pasture]

as the resident osdev person

it makes sense

[sand citrus]

friend of mine tried working with elf files and it was hell, i never messed with them personally tho

[open pasture]

all executable formats are confusing

elf files are just less confusing

[sand citrus]

idk PE is fine to me personally but thats bc i know it i guess

i dont actually have a serious opinion on which is better

[cosmic otter]

shrimply understand it

[sand citrus]

elf seemed much more confusing in comparison but i have never worked with it personally

i have 3 microsoft microchips in my skin

btw

they help me write code for the windows api

[jaunty trellis]

FUCK

78

;-;

[dusty goblet]

78 what

whar

[jaunty trellis]

%

[unborn magnet]

Microsoft mind control chips

[sand citrus]

I am satisfied with my Microsoft Windows 11 Professional license!

[safe nest]

thug shaker mind control.

its real now

[brittle lichen]

is this THE server for THE vencord discord plugin

?

[sand citrus]

no

what is that

[safe nest]

i think it is

[brittle lichen]

aw damn

[jaunty trellis]

vencord? this is the vendor server

smh

[safe nest]

wait wdym

[jaunty trellis]

||fr tho yes||

[safe nest]

like the install?

[brittle lichen]

you sure?

[sand citrus]

i think theyre talking about a minecraft plugin

[safe nest]

idk man ask the owner

dont

[brittle lichen]

is uhh

[echo bronze]

this is not THE server for THE vencord discord plugin

[jaunty trellis]

[brittle lichen]

could i get banned for vencord

like

killed by the discord mods

[echo bronze]

theoretically

they have never done it tho

[dusty goblet]

yop

[safe nest]

just dont tell anyone u have it

ez

[echo bronze]

if you're worried about getting banned, for realsies, just don't get it or don't tell people you have it

[sand citrus]

discord is well aware of the existence of vencord

[jaunty trellis]

technically yes but they haven't cared up to now and probably won't for the forseeable future

[sand citrus]

they are doing nothing to ban its users

[brittle lichen]

i feel like being devious and doing silly stuff but idk

[echo bronze]

it's like how jaywalking is theoretically a crime

[sand citrus]

and supposedly even some discord staff members use vencord

[echo bronze]

well of course they won't be banned

discord staff could literally bomb the pentagon and discord would cover for them

[jaunty trellis]

ehh

[sand citrus]

yes not my point tho

[brittle lichen]

i felt like downloading vencord for some shenanigans

some... tomfoolery

[jaunty trellis]

maybe not that far but yes

[brittle lichen]

some gloobersness

but idk is it bannable

[jaunty trellis]

[sand citrus]

no it is not

[safe nest]

its worth

[sand citrus]

if it was then this server would be gone

[echo bronze]

we literally just told you

[sand citrus]

and discord would be trying to ban vencord users

[brittle lichen]

aight thanks

[safe nest]

ive been using it for a long time now

[sand citrus]

they are able to ban every single vencord user in seconds

[echo bronze]

it is theoretically a bannable offense but it's realistically not something they'd ban you for alone

[safe nest]

they dont really care

[fallen dune]

👋

[sand citrus]

also they would lose money for banning every vencord user

[dusty goblet]

a lot yup

[sand citrus]

it makes no sense for them to do that

[west geode]

whodafoq rebranding server

😠

[sand citrus]

it was always vendor

[west geode]

guess my last 2 years was a lie

[sand citrus]

yea

it was

it never happened

wake up

[west geode]

no way i can see audit log i am a cool admin now

[sand citrus]

yea

ur a moderator

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1191481060870074538/caption.gif?ex=65a59835&is=65932335&hm=4c91763ef6b50ce4f7d925c8f20572ee8343b3546d522c2b9eb7113363d7878c&

[upper spear]

Vendor!

[modest vector]

is it save?

[granite lily]

milk

[jaunty trellis]

FUCK YES

FINALLY

[granite lily]

slerp

[golden marlin]

Bleh

[jaunty trellis]

@raw panther it took a bit more than 5 hours but I did it :D

[dusty goblet]

gj

[golden swan]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

Imperial Gold
Dean Blunt • The Redeemer

Previous:

Imperial Gold
Dean Blunt • The Redeemer

972 artist scrobbles · 32 album scrobbles · 5 track scrobbles · 35240 total scrobbles

[golden swan]

this song is so beautiful i love it

[raw panther]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

[modest vector]

I was meaning dataminers or something else

[jaunty trellis]

I'm surprised this took me less attempts than sakupen egg

despite being a lot harder

anyway

:DD

[dusky vortex]

do it save

well does it

DOES IT

[modest vector]

my microsoft edge blocked it

[dusky vortex]

answer me someone

[modest vector]

and chrome sad that file is suspicous

[dusky vortex]

where did you download it from

[modest vector]

here vencord.dev

[raw panther]

it's legit then

[modest vector]

i know

[raw panther]

I know edge warns you of every exe you download except for those whitelisted by microsoft I dunno about how chrome does

[worldly mica]

how come the server changes randomly

[fair hinge]

looks the same to me

[modest vector]

ok

[worldly mica]

no as in during a period of time

like a few days ago it was called smth else

[dusky vortex]

rate the drip

[jaunty trellis]

fancy

[dusky vortex]

because we have a good sense of humor unlike you

[open pasture]

yeah glitch

[worldly mica]

i see, understandable

[open pasture]

fuck you

[worldly mica]

damn 😔

[worldly mica]

how do i get the very cool role you have

[dusky vortex]

yeah GLITCH

[open pasture]

you're always asking stupid questions glitch

goddamn

what are you stupid

[modest vector]

windows defender said that its dangerous also

[dusky vortex]

@open pasture i NEED positive reinforcement

[worldly mica]

wow ok, we've known each other for 30 seconds and THIS is how you treat me

[golden swan]

horrible

[golden swan]

0/10!

[fair hinge]

so cool you have minecraft characters stickers

[desert goblet]

why did the channels get renamed

i don’t like this

[dusky vortex]

i am going to skin you alive

[fair hinge]

reported

[open pasture]

I've known you for YEARS glitch

i cannot BELIEVE you

[golden swan]

blink 3 times if vee is forcing you to do this

[dusky vortex]

explode

[worldly mica]

well sometimes you forget when you don't speak to ME for ages

[open pasture]

OH HERE WE GO WITH THIS AGAIN

[worldly mica]

not blink

[open pasture]

after the fucking wedding why WOULD i

[worldly mica]

DONT START, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

[open pasture]

you're always fucking everything up for me

[fair hinge]

blink famously refers to the web engine

[worldly mica]

YOU KNOW I NEVER MEANT ANYTHING THAT TIME

[worldly mica]

like you can say much

[open pasture]

YEAH YOU NEVER MEANT ANYTHING

OKAY

[worldly mica]

honestly such a hypocrite

[open pasture]

YOU NEVER MEAN ANYTHING

MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

[worldly mica]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY YOU'RE NOT SELF CONSCIOUS

YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO PEOPLE

hello sir, how is your day

hello a cat, how is your day

ask @open pasture he needs to learn to help people

[dusky vortex]

wow no WONDER

[open pasture]

Huh

[dusky vortex]

mispronouned u basically 9/11

[open pasture]

yeah pretty much

though gonna be real i didnt understand what you were saying

and i saw signalis pointing to they/them

and i took it as "Of course you're one of THOSE"

[dusky vortex]

LMFAO

[west ore]

splash potion of estrogen was thrown into chat

[west ore]

Estrosplash 8kg splash potion

[dusky vortex]

fucking finally

[open pasture]

been waiting

[left grove]

can i have testosterone pretty please

[west ore]

idk where i got this splash potion of t lands directly on you

[left grove]

thank u

[dusky vortex]

vera when r u following me on cohost

[west ore]

plot twist: the potion was actually a 10 litre flask so i missed a bit and it went in the river next to you

[open pasture]

can you never say that again

[dusky vortex]

okay

[open pasture]

rate the vera

[dusky vortex]

10/10

[west ore]

same happened with the estrogen splash potion but like 50% went in the lake and it’s now called 🏳️‍⚧️lake lol

[open pasture]

wrong answer

try again

[unborn magnet]

Like the water supply wasn’t already contaminated with testosterone

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/dipole-auntie-raptured-my-auntie-was-raptured-gif-2171439813560569017

[dusky vortex]

1000000000/10

[open pasture]

correct

[dusky vortex]

yay

whats my prize

[open pasture]

my unyielding friendship and affection (You had that anyway)

[golden swan]

vendor

[dusky vortex]

its mutual

[open pasture]

that's lame

[dusky vortex]

Vendor

[west ore]

Vendor

[dusky vortex]

my only experience with the word vendor is dealing with ordering things through school district bureaucracy

[golden marlin]

Why is this fucken server in my vendor directory 💀 💀 💀 #🎶-fm

[west ore]

@dusky vortex i am chasing you with a flask of estrogen come back

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156280546687713365/1197593904367812648/togif.gif

[dusty goblet]

@west ore meow

[open pasture]

We are the vendor directory

We got that bin

[dusky vortex]

u need to have whoever ur ordering from be an officially approved and negotiated with vendor

[open pasture]

we got that usr

we got that lib

whatever u need

[dusky vortex]

soon

[west ore]

have some headpats and idk heres a splash potion of estrogen clang gcc clang

[dusty goblet]

yay :3 :3

[dusky vortex]

"i have a pen, i have an apple, apple pen" core

[open pasture]

What

[dusky vortex]

i said what i said

my gboard knows how to "🗣️🔥" now may god save us from our ai overlords

[open pasture]

rate

[dusky vortex]

🚀

[open pasture]

is this image blazingly fast

[dusky vortex]

it is

[willow heath]

rip 🕊️

[dusky vortex]

especially this part

this is basically a sentence

[lime talon]

osu!mania is probably the osu gamemode i've found easiest so far

[open pasture]

i actually dont know why those are there but the fact they're directly next to eachother is insane

[dense flume]

America? what the fuck is a meter 🗣️ 🗣️🇺🇸 🦅🇺🇸 🦅

[open pasture]

Literally why its there

[west ore]

me failing 5* maps repeatedly

[dense flume]

Remember guys. Always set your root password as root so you can easily remember. Also make sure all ports are open. The more ports you have open the more security you have. Also os updates are optional and shouldn’t be used. They can introduce a whole new array of bugs. If this worked for you reply with your public and MAC address. :D So I can make sure you did it the right way.

[open pasture]

are you one of the people i like (answer: not yet)

i dont remember

[dusky vortex]

💩 🏳️‍🌈 🧻 ❓

[lime talon]

i don't know whether i've even tried a 5*

[left grove]

rate image of just these emojis but repeated over and over again in my frequently used tab

[open pasture]

oh that remidns me

i need to redownload rain world

i feel like

[west ore]

try one

[left grove]

my rain world hyperfix slowly faded into ultrakill

[open pasture]

the venn diagram of ror2 fans and rain world fans is a circle

[dense flume]

fuck did I mention that I use arch linux?

[dusky vortex]

translation "The Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, Queer, Intersex, Ace, Etc. Alliance is shit that should be wiped?" how COULD you irix

[lime talon]

you see i haven't even tried anything beyond 4K because i know i'm shit beyond 4K

and i can't even see any 5*s in anything i have downloaded

[open pasture]

i can play 7K i'm built different

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

beatmania iidx my beloved

[dusky vortex]

i can tell

[visual lynx]

they had a question mark so they're just asking, excused 🙏

[open pasture]

exactly

[west ore]

aquatic joke is loading

[open pasture]

anyways check my first role

[dense flume]

[dusky vortex]

i was so confused at ur role @open pasture

MF I WAS ALREADY TYPING ABOUT IT

[lime talon]

i'm also still utter dogshit at mania but better than the other gamemodes

[dusky vortex]

AS YOU SENT THAT

[west ore]

caught in 4K

[open pasture]

yea

rini gave it to me

for reasons unknown