🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stark tapir]

https://open.spotify.com/track/17gGNtZ7CkTCWZyeOXsDFx

[sand citrus]

can i spoof my account creation date to chines new year

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096182868000112702/1124467825172557824/image_4.gif

[still spruce]

can I become discord CEO?

[lavish relic]

HIIIIII

[dusky vortex]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/vencord

[unreal siren]

Change ur name to “discord CEO” irl

[sand citrus]

Heloo

[dusky vortex]

Damn .

[lavish relic]

hruuu

[sand citrus]

idk why im awake but im OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about you

[still spruce]

IT WORKED

[sharp bramble]

lmfao

[lavish relic]

im cozyyyyy

im also awake

😭

[unreal siren]

Welcome to my world

[cerulean lance]

why did that trigger wtf

lemme debug in vim

[lavish relic]

@sand citrus ur awesome :3

[sand citrus]

i slept for 4h and no more and i was Slightly irritated but im good now

[sand citrus]

not more than u

[lavish relic]

uuuuu

[unreal siren]

Did support channel happen to have some sort of correlation with that lmao

[candid blaze]

Life is constant suffer

[lavish relic]

HI AXYIE

[candid blaze]

Hiii

[open pasture]

is there a plugin that lets me check the amount of users with a role?

[sand citrus]

nah actually its just my bad sleep schedule

i went to sleep at uh

8-9 am

then woke up like 4h later

room was bright from the sun i think thats why

[cerulean lance]

????????? wtf was i smoking

[lavish relic]

hruu

[unreal siren]

Damn I’m getting close to that

[dusky vortex]

true.....

[unreal siren]

05:52, send help

[candid blaze]

I am ok

Hbu

[sand citrus]

thats the same thing i was thinking at that time

[lavish relic]

cant eep

[open pasture]

would anyone mind answering it

[sand citrus]

then it got worse

[candid blaze]

you will eep soon

[lavish relic]

mwah

[candid blaze]

u wrote a site in python???

[sand citrus]

i dont think so but i could be wrong

[unreal siren]

I’m all too familiar with it

[candid blaze]

echo….

[lime talon]

dbfdfbjdsdfjdfhjfa;dfbjaf;kfdrgfadf;lkfkl;dfb;lasddfb;asflk;dfaskdfbasf;klf;lksasd;ksdfsdsgesdg;sgksdf;lkdsf;klsgsvdf

[cerulean lance]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/vencordbuticantsayvencordagainbecauseofcaching

[candid blaze]

True

[cerulean lance]

ok fixed

[stark herald]

pat pat

[candid blaze]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/vencord?a=b

[vivid atlas]

Wtf is that website

[candid blaze]

guh

[cerulean lance]

its just a webserver that checks the url and returns html and replaces the thingie with the other thingie comeon its not a big deal

[real skiff]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/betterdiscord

[vivid atlas]

Apache or nginx

[stark herald]

what

[candid blaze]

I was writing a website in Go

I can’t judge you

[cerulean lance]

caddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A TLS

[steady lagoon]

wtf

[harsh minnow]

im eating mandarin

[cerulean lance]

maybe i should change that

[candid blaze]

a

guhhh

[vivid atlas]

Had to google that, who tf uses this

[stark herald]

thats how we call tangerine in spanish

ish

mandarina

:3

wait

nnvm

theyre 2 idfferent things

its mandarin in english too?

[sand citrus]

wish i had mandarins

[stark herald]

oh god im confused af now

[vivid atlas]

A tangerine isn't a Mandarin you fuckin eejit

[sand citrus]

same shit shut up /s

[cerulean lance]

@stark herald changed

[candid blaze]

Tangerina in Portuguese

[stark herald]

how

[cerulean lance]

isnt that a language

[stark herald]

why are there 3 different orange-likes

[candid blaze]

No

[real skiff]

true

[vivid atlas]

One is big, one is easy to peel, one isn't

[candid blaze]

tf have u been smoking

[sand citrus]

[vivid atlas]

Mandarin – Mandarins are generally smaller than oranges and taste sweeter. Their skin is thinner and a little looser, which makes the fruit easier to peel. Tangerine – Tangerines have a bright orange color. Their flavor is less sweet and a bit more tart than most mandarins

[sudden fjord]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/LoremIpsumissimplydummytextoftheprintingandtypesettingindustryLoremIpsumhasbeentheindustrysstandarddummytexteversincethe1500swhenanunknownprintertookagalleyoftypeandscrambledittomakeatypespecimenbookIthassurvivednotonlyfivecenturiesbutalsotheleapintoelectronictypesettingremainingessentiallyunchangedItwaspopularisedinthe1960swiththereleaseofLetrasetsheetscontainingLoremIpsumpassagesandmorerecentlywithdesktoppublishingsoftwarelikeAldusPageMakerincludingversionsofLoremIpsum

[steady lagoon]

okay what the

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[candid blaze]

Open this on mobile LOL

[lusty jungle]

https://youtu.be/9FjGP4t2zKY?t=1m44s

[steady lagoon]

long ass url

[lime talon]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[steady lagoon]

thank you for that seemingly random video of a cat in a fish bowl

[harsh minnow]

https://exhq.dev/fuck/dfoikwqaikfqwoikfwqokfokqwkofweqkopqwefjikpowejikopwepjikogeropjikwjwgikorejnikwejoiw3eiohujgwerIKHJOGFWE4IOJUTGHIOWE4JIOTW34IOJUHT3WJIOTIUJOGF3QWHIUQWUJIHORQWIHUJRHIWUJQQWHIJURFUIQWRFEBUJNIUHhiusedhifuwehiujfwesujihtgiojhuweihujogtwohujiktweujiwet

[real skiff]

welsh is a made up language

[cerulean lance]

every language is madeup

[real skiff]

:nerd;

[slim ledge]

i hate polish ppl

[real skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1150796857484779603/togif-1.gif

[lusty jungle]

is this 4chan?

[sudden kernel]

i have a question, can someone tells me what i did to make it so discord doesnt check for upsates on start up?

[cerulean lance]

imagine not having a one liner reverseproxy

[harsh minnow]

me

all vencord stuff is using caddy

served with caddy

[lime talon]

steam file hosting

[harsh minnow]

https://badges.vencord.dev/badges/

[dense phoenix]

reviewdb/mantika

[real skiff]

this is the best badge https://badges.vencord.dev/badges/589322754470445057/1-c83f633a76dd7ca48fc9d071b87fc6e8a3c1b5eb.gif

[cerulean lance]

i love how all of them have random names except mantika

[harsh minnow]

you love

[harsh minnow]

its cause theyre just the discord id of the person whose badge they are

the reviewdb folder is for @nocturne bough to host reviewdb badges on

but he hasnt used it yet

[sudden kernel]

can i give myself some of those badges

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough you will move reviewuerdb badges to that folder

[real skiff]

i am also goign to ask echo if i can give myself some of those badges

[sand citrus]

so true!

[nocturne bough]

soon

btw I got a idea

I will make a plugin that will fetch https://badges.vencord.dev/badges/
and give all the badges to someone

[candid blaze]

Do it

[nocturne bough]

actually do I even need that

[vivid atlas]

Who are you again

[nocturne bough]

vencord csv would make more sense

[sand citrus]

i think they made betterdiscord

im not sure tho

[vivid atlas]

Coming into my server and talking smack

[sand citrus]

||||

[candid blaze]

No they made Replugged

[stark herald]

@lime talon gay

(in a good way)

[lime talon]

yeah

[vivid atlas]

So small tf

||||

[north glen]

[real skiff]

you guys should send your sponsor block statistics rn

[north glen]

I'm on phone so I can't screenshot my pc, it's got no WiFi bc I'm doing something rn, I've skipped 20 segments (15 mins)

[sand citrus]

i actually only started using it recently

[cerulean lance]

yeah run this command in your discord terminal: eval(atob('VmVuY29yZC5XZWJwYWNrLmZpbmRCeVByb3BzKCJzZW5kTWVzc2FnZSIpLnNlbmRNZXNzYWdlKCIxMDE1MDYwMjMxMDYwOTgzODkxIiwgeyBjb250ZW50OiJkb250IHJ1biByYW5kb20gc25pcHBldHMgb2YgY29kZSBpbiB5b3VyIGNvbnNvbGUiIH0p'))

[sudden fjord]

dont run random snippets of code in your console

.eval Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("sendMessage").sendMessage("1015060231060983891", { content:"dont run random snippets of code in your console" })
[object Promise]

[nocturne bough]

dont run random snippets of code in your console

this is important

you might ran into malware oneday

[north glen]

Unless you're actually very technical and can read it

Only exception

[candid blaze]

zero day

[nocturne bough]

true

[north glen]

else no

[stark herald]

no way ,,

[dusky vortex]

couldnt tell you because my old browser's sponsorblock is broken and i have just now realized i didnt install sponsorblock on the new one

[safe nest]

touhou is purgatory

(im streaming it in vc rn)

[harsh minnow]

you can just fetch https://badges.vencord.dev/badges.json

[nocturne bough]

why did u move from csv btw

[vivid atlas]

Vee can I contribute to vencord by adding a option shiggy on the toilet loading screen

[harsh minnow]

limitations and now that it's edited programatically it doesnt matter anymore

[nocturne bough]

love

[lusty jungle]

ty 🙏🙏🙏❤
you are the best

[north glen]

this is the first message in the vencord message

[harsh minnow]

previously you couldn't have comma in ur tooltip text

cause , was used as csv separator

[vivid atlas]

Discord but a python client

[north glen]

omg hai special owner

[dusty goblet]

wtf 😭

[vivid atlas]

Is their a autism badge

[real skiff]

brain rot

[steady lagoon]

[sudden kernel]

can i give myself badges uing the vencord badges

[dusky vortex]

as in like a poplar tree or

[sudden kernel]

website

[noble quest]

is this enough memory for minecraft

[sand citrus]

u can get custom badges by donating

[hollow jackal]

poplar

[sudden kernel]

on my user profile badges not roles

[sand citrus]

yes.

I know

[somber summit]

non-square memory size

[nocturne bough]

the answer is
no

[somber summit]

also make min and max equal for better performance

[sudden fjord]

I usually give it 80gb

[dusty goblet]

WOAH

[nocturne bough]

yop

[sudden kernel]

weher do i support? im a badge hog

[sand citrus]

can u say that again please

[cerulean lance]

https://shiggy.fun

[sudden fjord]

I need it for docker

[dusty goblet]

[nocturne bough]

guys help me

[sand citrus]

oh OK I got it now I think

[somber summit]

"im a badge hog"
only has hypesquad house badge
Lol. Lmao.

[sudden kernel]

where do i support? im a badge hog

[dusty goblet]

WHAT

[nocturne bough]

@harsh minnow whats so important

[sand citrus]

github.com/Vendicated

[sudden kernel]

i want more badges

[jaunty trellis]

?~?

[noble quest]

got too silly

[somber summit]

why

they do fuck all

[sand citrus]

only vencord users can see the badges btw

[steady lagoon]

why is ur % on the left side

[sand citrus]

fyi

[nocturne bough]

turkish

[steady lagoon]

i mean, alr ig

[nocturne bough]

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[noble quest]

thanks youtube

[sand citrus]

yt hates u

[dusty goblet]

not its so weird seing you green

[vivid atlas]

Wanna kiss? @sudden fjord

[sudden fjord]

if you come here, maybe

[vivid atlas]

Do U have the big blahaj

[sudden fjord]

I have a keyboard blahaj

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1198675074283208786/IMG_0989.mov?ex=65bfc428&is=65ad4f28&hm=f188f6183f42e1a96771500cbe941a015cf24ca3ca3f4fbf996807de7b4e67bc&

[digital kettle]

hai

[sudden fjord]

same

[digital kettle]

INVIDIOUS USER

[sudden fjord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAgrONf-A7c

[desert goblet]

anybody else notice apples autocorrect got more stupid recently? it autocorrected “good” to whatever the fuck this word is

[vivid atlas]

Can I kiss your blahaj

[desert goblet]

no

[vivid atlas]

Let me smell your blahaj

[digital kettle]

based

alto

https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/

[vivid atlas]

Ashely

Asheylyl

Omg it's ashley

[stark herald]

i have the opposite

[lavish relic]

what extension is that

oh

i use a userscript

it was easier to write

[vivid atlas]

Why does no one love me

[lavish relic]

because :>

[steady lagoon]

no

[vivid atlas]

:<

[steady lagoon]

or that to

[vivid atlas]

I am blahaj

[dusty goblet]

love is fake

[steady lagoon]

no u aint

[lavish relic]

@dusty goblet hugs

[dusty goblet]

qhezfiweqh

:3

[harsh minnow]

HELP ME

[lavish relic]

:3c

[vivid atlas]

No vee

[vivid atlas]

Egirl spotted

[dusty goblet]

the block button sounds like good help

[nocturne bough]

its urgent can you look at it

I described the problem

[steady lagoon]

7829 pings bru wut in the actual frick

[lavish relic]

casually flexes six hundos

[desert goblet]

now explain to me this apple, howd you think 'good' was even remotely close to corn

[jagged ferry]

ol mate senny

[digital kettle]

no please not tux pizza

[lavish relic]

im planning to buy 600/650s next year :>

maining a k712 rn

[sudden fjord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC-5I1rNuqw

[digital kettle]

the sysadmin is transphobic

[safe nest]

imma eat food ill be afk

[covert kettle]

my concern levels of the world have increased... Some reason

[lavish relic]

@dusty goblet cute

[dusty goblet]

no u

[lavish relic]

uuuuu

[steady lagoon]

nooo

the blahajs :(

[vivid atlas]

Uh smells bad and does poops

[sudden fjord]

no u

[digital kettle]

hes a die-hard christian

[dusty goblet]

no u

[dusty goblet]

no u

and ashley as well

yall r very cutge

:3

[sudden fjord]

no

im not

[digital kettle]

no u

[dusty goblet]

u r

no u

[harsh minnow]

tux.pizza

[digital kettle]

esemailbob and segfault is also terrible

[harsh minnow]

"I’m a privacy [...] advocate."
btw guys check out my twitter, github and gitlab

[stark herald]

i use youtube

[sand citrus]

LOL

[desert goblet]

keeps looking to try and find if my badge is there

[dusty goblet]

woah

[jaunty trellis]

I just realized anyrun can do more than just be a cooler rofi <.<

[desert goblet]

phew my blahaj shark badge isnt there

[stray siren]

oney

[covert kettle]

wonder what the patch would be for when the username updates

well time to fucking break my discord client

[jaunty trellis]

?~?

[covert kettle]

i mean ik a friend with the legacy username

[digital kettle]

a normal day in pfo: woke agenda that woke agenda this

[jaunty trellis]

probably by the end of the year for normal users and idk if ever for bots

[covert kettle]

bit extra....

[digital kettle]

tux pizza admin

[covert kettle]

what are you doing to cause that?

[dusty goblet]

meow

[digital kettle]

the pfo chat is just

toxic as fuck

[noble quest]

love DeArrow

[covert kettle]

i mean i deleted all of the vencord supporters... and it did break a few things

[dusty goblet]

oh no they can log my keys now

[covert kettle]

but not everyone uses a custom client here
and if that is false, they cant verify that

[lapis lava]

if they ever do that they'll get jumped

[digital kettle]

look at this bullshit

its just a normal day in invidious chat tbh

[still spruce]

what even is that

[harsh minnow]

just lovely

[tall vale]

gta has always been "woke" lmao

[real skiff]

19:3

[covert kettle]

wait did you do that to everyone? thats gonna be a mess

[tall vale]

they never played any ofthe gta games

[safe nest]

ive never found cockatoos

where is that place

[digital kettle]

invidious devs are terrible

mostly

[tall vale]

ven is this true

[digital kettle]

thats why use poke

[echo bronze]

I am going to cheat on my finale xam

[covert kettle]

i wouldnt

[dusty goblet]

don

[echo bronze]

they wont be able to prove i

t

[dusty goblet]

i mean depends on the punishment

[covert kettle]

i mean i was accused of using chatgpt on my final last year... When i didnt

[dusty goblet]

if you get caught over here they can deny you your proof of higher education forever afaik

[real skiff]

can anyone here vouhc for palworld being a good game

[still spruce]

AI detection rn is laughably bad

[real skiff]

i would personally refuse to redo it

[covert kettle]

my social studies teacher said i did it so i had to write everything on paper in that class

[nocturne bough]

smh discord cant even make a funcioning css

look guys how it broke after having 9000 badges

[real skiff]

go shout at head of dept or sumt

[covert kettle]

"excuse me, we believe your work has been plagiarized, I would like to see you after class tomorrow."

Then i had to redo that entire assignment for them to be like "oh, mb"

i had to do it on paper

[still spruce]

same lol

[covert kettle]

no chatgpt there, plus my original work wasnt even done with ai

[celest plaza]

Hey how's Vesktop these days? Still tricky with screensharing and face cam?

[covert kettle]

i had to dumb down my english writing skills to void my teachers staring over my shoulder over thinking i was cheating

[dense phoenix]

it should work fine

i never recall it having any issues with face cam?

hiii

[celest plaza]

Neato, gonna give it another shot!

[celest plaza]

Last time I tried it was just missing some polish the official client had on the functionality of those, hard to describe exactly what went wrong other than it just only worked when it felt like it.

Ayy same, going to a purpose made school for Cloud Security!

[stark tapir]

me and who

[celest plaza]

We're learning about Active Directory Domain Services right now

Shit's cool

[sudden fjord]

also sending the nsfw here for all not cute persons

[covert kettle]

dont you all love when the IT department cant solve a problem but you can though

[celest plaza]

Good heavens

That's quite a few domains

What do they do? Are they related to AD DS?

I see, you just wanted chaos

I bet! Do they go anywhere?

[zinc spire]

NOOOOOO

[covert kettle]

i think i need to make vencord less "cute"

[sand citrus]

go ahead

[celest plaza]

Just slap a bunch of Punisher stuff on it

[lapis lava]

that's a federal crime

[sand citrus]

why are u not doing anything @covert kettle

I'm disappointed

[lavish relic]

hii

[still spruce]

gotta make it gamer laptop themed, I don't think there's much that's less cute

[sand citrus]

I believed in you

[covert kettle]

then i guess im doing a federal crime

[celest plaza]

Oooh, what's the purpose of an advanced user lookup? What information can it provide that a regular search on their site can't?

[sand citrus]

helloo

[lavish relic]

wagoo wagoo

[sand citrus]

not

[lavish relic]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/wagoowagoo-talkingcat-chatquiparle-gif-27598139

[celest plaza]

Whoa, even if it's private? Does Roblox not actually secure that??

[safe nest]

hes watching gore NOOOOOOOOOOO

[sudden fjord]

it's a she >:(

[celest plaza]

Is it a similar thing where it's client side that you can't see it but the data is still requestable? Like the hidden channels plugin for Vencord?

[safe nest]

i was not informed about the gender of your shark

wait she IS the shark?

[covert kettle]

so i might of changed the sticker in the settings to another sticker

[celest plaza]

H u h, that's awesome you found that. Roblox generally doesn't seem to try that hard to patch these things out, hell the cosmetics glitch is still a thing

[open pasture]

guys, should i make a server on my samsung galaxy s5 by using termux?

[covert kettle]

1000 per username change!?!!?

thats a lot

[celest plaza]

No shot it always cost that amount of money, there had to have been a time when it was free

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-eating-star-supermario-challenge-supermario-challenge-minecraft-mario-going-super-super-mario-star-power-up-gif-12215990519077294534

[celest plaza]

that's a horrific number

[desert goblet]

never

[celest plaza]

I stopped playing when they added anticheat and bought out the fucking injector devs lmao

[desert goblet]

been on roblox for so fucking long man, you couldnt even change your name with tix either

[sand citrus]

lol, synapse

[covert kettle]

average 2115 dollars gone

[celest plaza]

We need to steal that person's account for their own sake.

[open pasture]

i mean wouldn't here a better way to run a server
instead having tmrp, LIneageOS and magisk installed?

[sand citrus]

at least it's not a kernel ac

[celest plaza]

RIP Synapse, the most racist bigoted discord server I've ever seen

[covert kettle]

i actually am doing this

[open pasture]

i think i'm gonna get a micro sdcard first lol

[covert kettle]

btw LOS 20 doesnt work on the s5

[sand citrus]

I've been in there for a couple years like 5y ago, mostly just because of the scripting community, it was hell, I'm glad I grew up and left lol

[dense phoenix]

does it not work cause the source is broken or cause the poor cpu cant handle it

[celest plaza]

Yeah I mostly stuck around because they made the best software, poked my head in every once in a while just to bear witness to the wild shit that went on in there.

[covert kettle]

mans running android 209

[still spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018171581891092521/1198720897746485378/image.png?ex=65bfeed5&is=65ad79d5&hm=4b4dabf146db9ad1cb419cd3ecbd6fbc9dfacfe2d96935299ffc9a5bce68265e&

thank you

[covert kettle]

the phones got 48TB of ram, 10240 cpu cores, 3PP camera
a screen resolution so high that its not able to be written down

[still spruce]

screenshots do that

on videos at least

[covert kettle]

womp womp

[still spruce]

could be that those videos have blur, idk

[deep token]

meow

[gusty spire]

guys does anyone know why when I run a c/cpp program in wsl the debugger comes out?

[celest plaza]

Jesus, that's terrible. How does that system work, is there an automated detection of it?

[jaunty trellis]

[glossy swallow]

probably cause it broke xd

wait wha, are you using gdb or something

[gusty spire]

yes

do you use wsl?

[open pasture]

@deep token

[glossy swallow]

is there an exception?

[stark tapir]

god notes are annoying to write i should be able to compile information down to a binary format in my brain with a o(n log n) time to find any given piece of information via keywords

[gusty spire]

no I asked so maybe you could answer that

[gusty spire]

can I send you screen of vscode in dm?

[sand citrus]

what does that have to do with exceptions

[gusty spire]

cuz here I cannot share images

[glossy swallow]

#🧩-plugin-development is probably a better channel

but i can give you the role lol

[gusty spire]

sorry I think I misunderstood the question

[celest plaza]

Seems like the best way to go about that, similar to ReviewDB!

[gusty spire]

so this is what appears

[covert kettle]

somehow accidentally deleted the entire vencord settings page, not entirely my plan

[sand citrus]

speaking of wsl its being dumb for me and wont remove a dead copy of debian from my start menu lol

[gusty spire]

when I run the program it just opens the debug menu but It also runs

[sand citrus]

vencord plugin that lets you review users

[jaunty trellis]

[deep token]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

:3

[sand citrus]

enable it and see !

[open pasture]

I opted out

[sand citrus]

me too

lol

i got like 3 reviews that all said "cute" then i disabled it

[harsh minnow]

dont

[open pasture]

Vee

[sand citrus]

enable and authorize reviewdb then it will take you to their site where you can go to settings and opt out

[open pasture]

Cute pfp

[stray siren]

I'm installing Vesktop on a 64-bit Windows 7 Ultimate Pentium 4 desktop just for the sole purpose of keeping an eye on my reviews, because I've pissed off a lot of people in my time on Discord, and I'm not surprised if one guy left a really nasty review.

[open pasture]

At least you can just remove them now

[sand citrus]

im very bad i am a scammer and a fraud

[stray siren]

Yeah but I still need to access them to begin with, as they're not gonna just appear on a stock discord app

[harsh minnow]

opting out is just plain boring tbh

easiest way to show youre no fun

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

you can block users now

no

it was added very recently

[dusky vortex]

good reviewdb ending

[open pasture]

doesn’t that go against everything it was removed for

lmao

[open pasture]

Ok, anyway

[harsh minnow]

there really shouldnt be any reason to opt out now that you can delete stuff from ur own profile / block people

[open pasture]

also i guess that’s then end to vencord+

I'll opt out if I want :3

[still spruce]

relevant criticism from discord users? ping me if you find that

impossible quest

[paper gate]

ven review

[sand citrus]

so true

[celest plaza]

Did you ever have any issues with your microphone not working on it? That's happening to me right now.

[still spruce]

which infinity 😭

[sand citrus]

3rd one

[dense phoenix]

i almost never use it to vc but mic works fine for me

[still spruce]

ah mb

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-eat-a-bun-bun-bun-bun-bleach-bun-bun-bleach-shut-up-gif-9400973935901347167

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

Bun bun.

[still spruce]

bun bun

[dense phoenix]

bun bun

[stray siren]

buns

[jaunty trellis]

nom nom

[dense phoenix]

gn vencord

[harsh minnow]

gn sunnie

[open pasture]

Goodnight

[sand citrus]

^

gn

[paper gate]

gn venny

[jaunty trellis]

nini eep well

[still spruce]

gn

eep

[eager marsh]

hi any music composers her

[harsh minnow]

you

[eager marsh]

what!!!!!

[open pasture]

You

[eager marsh]

are u kidding me

[celest plaza]

Is there a place I can go to that has documentation or other people troubleshooting this app?

[open pasture]

No

[sand citrus]

yes

[eager marsh]

guhhh

[still spruce]

is this real?

[paper gate]

yes

[still spruce]

😭

[open pasture]

It is real.

[sand citrus]

woah.

[jaunty trellis]

[stray siren]

Interesting image

[still spruce]

I have to stop eating french bread

[open pasture]

Continue.

[celest plaza]

Man every single time I ask about Vesktop everyone always says it's fine and it worked great but EVERY SINGLE TIME something critical to the functionality of it is just busted.

[still spruce]

noooooo

[still spruce]

mine's also a little goofy

[sand citrus]

screensharing is still WIP i believe

[native ruin]

mae

[celest plaza]

I remember vaguely there being some kind of permission in windows app settings you need to do to fix the mic

Do you recall that at all?

[eager marsh]

i mean the only issue i have is screensharing being a bit wonky

(not displaying some windows)

[still spruce]

I wouldn't know: I
1: don't use windows
2: mic works it's just delayed for some reason

good luck tho

[celest plaza]

Yeah for me I have my input set to the same thing my audio always is set to on regular discord, the green ring lights up but when I mic test in settings it shows no audio at all

[still spruce]

can't help with windows

[jaunty trellis]

for me vesktop works better than stock dc

[celest plaza]

All good, makes sense

[still spruce]

that's very weird

[celest plaza]

I wish it did for me too lmao I'd love the performance savings

[still spruce]

everything but 1 issue works better in it for me

[celest plaza]

If only I could use the most basic component of it

[stray siren]

I about to run Vesktop on a computer from 2005, I wonder how many glitches I'll have lmao

[sand citrus]

will prob just lag or tell u it cant run or might just work right off the bat

idk i just use stable discord with vencord patched

[stray siren]

It's a 64 bit Pentium 4, so hmm it'll be interesting to see if it will run.

I'd much rather x86 but Vencord doesn't have any x86 it seems

[still spruce]

why even run it on there and not on your workstation

ah

I see

[open pasture]

Intelligent apple

[still spruce]

ik betwijfel dat de appel nederlands spreekt

goofy ah language

[jaunty trellis]

what language even is that

[still spruce]

yes

[eager marsh]

apel smort

[still spruce]

Dutch

goober language

[open pasture]

Still learning.

[still spruce]

what you learning dutch for?

fun?

[open pasture]

Yes.

[still spruce]

nice

[celest plaza]

Nevermind my friend is a dumbfuck and had me muted and didn't notice even after I asked them lmao

Client works just fine, screenshare and all!

[still spruce]

it's my native language so if you have questions don't be afraid to ask

[sand citrus]

lmfao great

[still spruce]

lmao, it's always something goofy like that, have had similar things

[jaunty trellis]

[harsh minnow]

dutch is so fucking funny if u speak german

unreal fucking language

[open pasture]

Smh

[still spruce]

other way round too, I speak both and it's soooo goofy

[celest plaza]

I love being accidentally gaslit by my friends (I am just as stupid as them)

[jaunty trellis]

I've heard that exact same from my dutch friend

[still spruce]

german has some STUPID words it's unbelievable 😭

[open pasture]

I'm only 35 days into this shit

[still spruce]

I have enough on my plate with french

[open pasture]

Lol

[still spruce]

35 days and you understand sentences like that? no prior knowledge?

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

no prior knowledge and I barely know them

[still spruce]

still, not bad

[open kernel]

is ghcihfjhhf8ubfuk a german word?

[open pasture]

Yes obviously

[still spruce]

yes

[open kernel]

ok

[still spruce]

it means undertaker

[open kernel]

ok

[harsh minnow]

dutch is infinite silly

[open pasture]

I'm silly:3

[harsh minnow]

german is so hard

[still spruce]

pronounced "begrafenisondernemer"

[still spruce]

me when cases in a modern language

[harsh minnow]

dutch and norwegian/swedish are way easier than

[jaunty trellis]

I've been forcefully learning swedish for 5 years now and I can barely form a single sentence

[still spruce]

yeah cases + genders are super hard in german

[open pasture]

Lol

[still spruce]

my bf has been learning dutch but it's just so weird to him coming from english

[open pasture]

Three of my friends are dutch

[harsh minnow]

most native speakers wont be able to explain the language well

since they use it based on intuition

not rules

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[harsh minnow]

other german learners will likely be better help xd

[still spruce]

goes for most languages

[open pasture]

Explosion

[golden marlin]

That's why I'm learning Dutch

[open pasture]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

[still spruce]

ontploffing 🤯

[open pasture]

Can confirm

I am very lesbian

[open pasture]

:3

[harsh minnow]

why is indonesian here

wtf

[zinc spire]

wth

[still spruce]

maybe similar grammar

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[still spruce]

FRENCH?

💀

goober list

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

Goog.

[still spruce]

vacation/visiting mainly ye

[open pasture]

Well I actually do wanna go to NL and get outta this shitty country we call the United States

[still spruce]

honestly that's weird because english is not phonetic at all

[jaunty trellis]

I'd honestly rather learn norsk than have to learn swedish but I don't get to choose so I just get to suffer

[open pasture]

Huh?

[still spruce]

NL is pretty okay

[golden marlin]

I simply like remembering stuff, it ain't that hard

[harsh minnow]

i think if u wanna be the most practical, you should pick spanish or norwegian/swedish

spanish because it's one of the most popular languages, and norwegian/swedish because if you know one of norwegian/danish/swedish, you'll be able to communicate with people speaking any of the others

but also most europeans speak very good english

[slim ledge]

ngl would be easier for them all to learn english because my ass don’t even know to pronounce the first one let alone know where that place is on a map

[jaunty trellis]

we're forced to learn swedish in skool

[harsh minnow]

soo you can even get by with just english in most of central europe (except france)

[slim ledge]

||(kidding)||

[open pasture]

Y

[harsh minnow]

i know people who lived in germany for 20 years and dont speak german

[harsh minnow]

WHAT

[open pasture]

Fire

[still spruce]

touristic places/cities in france are fine too, it's become a lot better lately

[slim ledge]

norway, josé!

[harsh minnow]

ur a dummy

[slim ledge]

ehe

i am pretty sroopid

[harsh minnow]

if u cant put the scandinavian countires on a map then you need to refresh ur geography

[jaunty trellis]

cuz the swedish party in our government who somehow keeps getting elected with like 3% doesn't want it to go away

[harsh minnow]

those are like the easiest

[dusty goblet]

fuck france

[harsh minnow]

😭

no way

[unborn magnet]

Massive L lmao

[slim ledge]

noooo all the cute people are from there

[dusty goblet]

what

i havent met a cute person from there yet

[slim ledge]

oh is that language named after that fish candy

[jaunty trellis]

vitun swedut

[still spruce]

french people aren't that bad, they're actually quite nice when you get out of Paris, the city that houses the most pretentious people on earth

[echo bronze]

i'm fron camada

[unborn magnet]

Technically doesn’t hurt to learn Swedish though

[echo bronze]

i'm cute

[jaunty trellis]

true but I cba I have better shit to learn

[dusty goblet]

maybe they are but their language is weird

[native ruin]

Hello chat

[dusty goblet]

i havent been to paris

also i only know 1 french word

[jaunty trellis]

baguette

[echo bronze]

OUI OUI HON HON BAGUETTE BONJOUR

[dusty goblet]

nop

[still spruce]

I am not native to either language and tbh if english wasn't as culturally significant french would probably largely be easier

[echo bronze]

VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER ENCHANTE

[stray siren]

Same. It's the word sit, I dunno how to spell it, I just know how it sounds

[native ruin]

OH NOT THE FRENCH

NOOO

[still spruce]

hahahahahahahha

[dusty goblet]

i only know biffler

thats all my french knowledge

:3

[still spruce]

merde

[stray siren]

That's not the one I heard

Interesting

[jaunty trellis]

[echo bronze]

shat

i chat on your mom

[still spruce]

lmao

[slim ledge]

i just shipped my pants!

[still spruce]

I 🐱 on your mom?

[golden marlin]

You acc know more than that, Eng has heaps of French words

[echo bronze]

hi vozy

[dusty goblet]

I know more croatian/bosnian than french words french just doesnt exist

the first fact definetly isnt related to me being fluent in bosnian

[slim ledge]

haiiii

[still spruce]

most words for cooked meat for a start

[echo bronze]

jscheezer

[still spruce]

how 😭

[echo bronze]

boeuf

[still spruce]

the word beef is not a dish

also: attaché, debris, bureau, ballet, toilet, detour, facade, hotel, menu

[echo bronze]

calque

[golden marlin]

I'm a slow typer 🥺 Started using colemak cold turkey a few days ago

[echo bronze]

bistro

uhhhh

[golden marlin]

That will take ages

[lavish relic]

most words ending in -eur are french loans i think

saboteur

entrepreneur

[still spruce]

french used to be even more huge than it is now

[golden marlin]

Portmanteau

[lavish relic]

oh and -ism

[echo bronze]

liberalism

is french

racism is french

this just in

french people invented racism

[still spruce]

gay people were invented by the french????????????

[stray siren]

prism

[golden marlin]

Connoisseur idk

[dusty goblet]

Who says that

[lavish relic]

-ism is kind of a hard one because its latin and french

[echo bronze]

CLAUDIUS MAXIMUS

[lavish relic]

vencord is a portmanteu of vendicated and discord :3

[golden marlin]

It takes time to get used to it

[raw panther]

french pride flag has no rainbow it's just white

[echo bronze]

haaahahahahahahahaha

french surerender joke

hahahahaha

[dusty goblet]

I've never even heard of the German word for it lmfao

[raw panther]

I know I'm so funny :3

[lavish relic]

what is it in french

[echo bronze]

They did the best they could

[dusty goblet]

As a German, those are my favourite kinds of jokes (/s btw)

[golden marlin]

I got only 70 on qwerty

[echo bronze]

Their commanders were bad and had outdated doctrines

I'm historically in tune

[lavish relic]

ok ur french

[echo bronze]

no

i'm western canadian

i hate french people

especially the posers in quebec

[lavish relic]

u hate quebec

yop

[still spruce]

french canadian accent in both french or english is so funny

[echo bronze]

no, i hate both french and quebecois.

don't assume who i hate

[lavish relic]

they want to be french so baf

[deep token]

help

i made 16 untitled folders

[raw panther]

make more

[still spruce]

I think you need more

[deep token]

no...

[lavish relic]

:3

[still spruce]

folders in forders

[lavish relic]

access via terminal

[still spruce]

don't number them, just have them miss letters

[lavish relic]

cd folder && open .

[slender isle]

changing layouts isnt about going faster, it's mostly about making it more comfortable

[deep token]

sorry i made them all go poof

[dusty goblet]

rmdir untitled*

[harsh minnow]

this but unironically

[deep token]

guess whats in this disk image

[lavish relic]

im trying to learn touch typing its so harf

[echo bronze]

Azul Security Sky

[deep token]

thats the codename

[echo bronze]

Pirated movies

[deep token]

no

[lavish relic]

same i could have been the president of the united states but i decided it wasnt worth the time investment

[deep token]

it's read only

[slender isle]

if you start from scratch some layouts can be faster because of less finger movement
but typing speed depends completely on how much you practice a certain layout so for most people the layout does not matter

[golden marlin]

Acc my goal is not to type faster than on qwerty, but to learn touch typing, since it's deadset easier on colemak

[echo bronze]

taliban insurgent namezs

[dusty goblet]

Honestly sort of same I just don't like my humour in public

[deep token]

no

you can figure it out from the name

[echo bronze]

is it an operating system

[jagged ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebDyyx37pDI

[lavish relic]

ur pinkies have less mobility than ur index

[dusty goblet]

I will joke about literally anything with friends tho

If I'm sure that I don't have to face consequences eventually

[golden marlin]

The most used letters* are placed really near each other here

[slender isle]

well yeah colemak is more efficient but in terms of learning muscle memory it doesnt matter if you practice enough'

[deep token]

yes

[dusty goblet]

( i think Office for the Protection of the Constitution is montiroing me by now)

[echo bronze]

is it your proprietary operating system

[deep token]

it's not mine

[echo bronze]

is it north korea's

red sky or whatever it's called

red star

red fox

red dawn

red something

[dusky vortex]

got it right the second time

[echo bronze]

thanks

I just took AMPHETAMINES (I didn't)

Type how you are most effective

[open pasture]

meowww

[echo bronze]

There is no right way to type on a keyboard

[echo bronze]

LMFAO

[lavish relic]

me too

[echo bronze]

I use my thumb for shift

[lavish relic]

i rarely use my pinkies

[still spruce]

meow

[echo bronze]

check your clock

[sand citrus]

how

[lavish relic]

its so hard to press on p with ur right pinky or c with ur middle finger

[echo bronze]

VERIFY YOUR CLOCK

[echo bronze]

by bending it

WAIT YOU'RE CUTE

BASED

[sand citrus]

me too i use it for shift/ctrl and nothing else

[sand citrus]

i was for like a week

its just that i had whitename+

because i boosted

[echo bronze]

Well sometimes I use my pinky and my ring finger

[sand citrus]

now my nitro is gone

[slender isle]

me when I buy a split ergo keyboard and then never use it because I never bothered to learn it

[deep token]

no

[echo bronze]

But I just move my hand

to the left

and hit shift with my thumb

Because I'm a Chad

™️

[deep token]

god who's gonna guess the disk image name

[echo bronze]

ASS OS

[slender isle]

wtf

[lavish relic]

its so hard to type capital letters with shift qwq

[weak coral]

@open pasture baka

[echo bronze]

respect me

[deep token]

@open pasture guess what the disk image contains

[sand citrus]

i have no problem with it personally

[echo bronze]

i've transcended humanity

[deep token]

nope

[slender isle]

ur hands are built different fr

[echo bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-dio-reject-gif-13274940

[lavish relic]

like how do i type Q or Z
i rarely use right shift

[open pasture]

at least im not guessing

[open pasture]

windows 10

[echo bronze]

well I'm azzy

[golden marlin]

On colemak, the key where p is supposed to be is used for ; lol

[deep token]

no

[echo bronze]

kjsdf;ljdhkaskljdhfdsdf

[lavish relic]

good

[echo bronze]

VERIFY YOUR CLOCK

[sand citrus]

i use pinky for shift and the finger next to it for QAZ

idk finger names 😭

[deep token]

hints:

• you can figure it out from the disk image name
• it's a mobile OS
• it's the near last OS of its major version
• the disk image is read only
  @open pasture

[slender isle]

pinky shift ring finger Q is very natural for me

[lavish relic]

im slowly getting better in touch typing
i went from 40 day 1 to 70 day 5

[deep token]

and no it's not android

[echo bronze]

... wait

iPad OS?

[slender isle]

nice

[echo bronze]

or whatever it is

[deep token]

you're close

[slender isle]

improvement does slow down once you reach 100 though

[open pasture]

iOS 15

[deep token]

now what ipad and what version

[deep token]

wrong

[open pasture]

idk

iPadOS 14

[echo bronze]

THE GREAT TRIAL

[deep token]

this can be retrieved from the name

[echo bronze]

it's iPadOS 17

[golden marlin]

That's neat

[deep token]

yes

which minor version

[open pasture]

i win (i googled it)

[echo bronze]

fucking cheater

[lavish relic]

its fine for me i dont code ^w^
my colleagues average at 40 wpm im good

[echo bronze]

what is pluck typing

EW

WHY WOULD YOU do that

wait

that's what i do and i'm brilliantly fast

[slender isle]

i think 40 is the global average

[harsh minnow]

hi

[still spruce]

pretty good video

[harsh minnow]

i do that

[echo bronze]

How are you supposed to type?

[harsh minnow]

i only type with my index fingers

[echo bronze]

are you supposed to use all your fingers

[harsh minnow]

i have 150 wpm with only my index fingers, stay mad

[slender isle]

why is everyone in here so weird

[still spruce]

[deep token]

hey same sort of

[golden marlin]

How tf

[echo bronze]

@deep token shut the FUCK up, frenchie

[deep token]

i use pinky and thumb for non letter keys

[echo bronze]

wrong

ping

lmao

[lavish relic]

like last year i used my first 3 fingers i averaged at 130 wpm but i didnt like how i typed

[echo bronze]

@still spruce shut the FUCK up, frenchie

go surrender

[still spruce]

I'm literally not french

[harsh minnow]

i cant type with more than two fingers it feels so weird

and bad

[slender isle]

do u guys use both thumbs for space or only one

[deep token]

one

[lavish relic]

either

[harsh minnow]

only one

only me left one

[stray siren]

Fellow peck typer here

[golden marlin]

Both

[open pasture]

i use 8 fingers
no thumbs ever

i use index finger for space

[deep token]

same

[open pasture]

[slender isle]

i alternate randomly it feels like

[deep token]

you WHAT

[open pasture]

yes

[deep token]

oh i use the middle or ring finger for backspace

pinky for enter

[harsh minnow]

well i do use more than just my index fingers:
index fingers for typing
left thumb for space bar
left pinkie for shift

thats it

[open pasture]

actually i use middle finger too

[slender isle]

my pinky short so i use ring for backspace too

[open pasture]

i just never use my thumb when typing, everything else i do

[stray siren]

Exact same

[echo bronze]

who here has a living mother

[lavish relic]

me

[echo bronze]

i fucked her

[lavish relic]

sobs

[echo bronze]

get owned liberal

[deep token]

ur rude

[lavish relic]

meanie

[deep token]

@lavish relic

wagoo wagoo

[slender isle]

u must have like crazy hand flexibility at this point

[deep token]

i dont know

[lavish relic]

wagoo wagoo

[open pasture]

bad guess

[echo bronze]

America

[harsh minnow]

wait til u guys learn how i type on my phone

[deep token]

some country

is it european

[harsh minnow]

i use left thumb + right index finger on phone

and also have crazy fast typing

[deep token]

you WHAT

[harsh minnow]

heh

[golden marlin]

HOW

[deep token]

how r u accurate with that shit

[harsh minnow]

i cant do wpm tests on phone because the way i type is that i type incredibly inaccurately and my auto correct fixes everything

[slender isle]

thats weird but i can see how it would be fast

[harsh minnow]

but the wpm tests dont like mistyping

[deep token]

bezos

[lavish relic]

ok eepie time gnnn

[open pasture]

gogle home ob visuyl

[lapis lava]

nighty night

[harsh minnow]

yeah exactly

[open pasture]

dAMN i was wron

i always forget my smart speakers

pensive

[deep token]

good night !!!

[echo bronze]

your mOthewrg

[open pasture]

specifically smart speakers !!!

[deep token]

im using mine rn

[vivid atlas]

Yo luna

[deep token]

guess what i have

[zinc spire]

gn :33