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i love reviving a statue mid air
coolness +10 
almost lost the cashout to that, but whatever :D
marg
hi nugs
4:20pm
hiya
blaze it xD
before continuing your The Finals gameplay, take a sip of Ospuze™ and cashout like a pro

gamer juice
™
I haven't showered since the game came out
nhe, fair trade ngl
light player?
what this guy said
Any. I don't have any excuses to not mastering all classes.
s m o o t h
m o o v e s
I just mastered super slide
i fucking swear this matchmaking
the light demon rushing everyone invisi with a DB
You must have been playing with me
real
That game not about frags. I have 2-3 kills in first 2-3 rounds, and 10+ in final round
Much better to play for cash with team
I am lol
I am defending the cashout instead of just rushing for kills ik how to play light
fact, protect the goddamn cashout > kills
tired of wiping 2 teams and a half alone, proceeding to die and spectate my teamates across the map
I prefer to take only last cashout cuz its like 90% qualification
Before we just spending time to set some gadgets to cashouts
me beying on second place and helping the first team to cashout hahah
noice transistor
meanwhile teammates are helping to 3rd team just to get you disqualified
Resistor. 200 kOhm.
i skiped this robotic class :/
Me too🦿
Is there a developer api?
Not now, yet
have they said anything about it?
No, but I think there will be api like in apex
guys wanting dev apis and i just wanting private matches to play with da homies
i want flamethrower to get buffed fr
i mean, this game really ignited again my passion for game making
gonna give a try to the UE5
was so op before the nerfs and sucks now but I am not complaining cuz no one running it 😅
I RUN IT. I NEED A BUFF.
I would rather them run Flamethrower than the Shotgun
fair enough
Men of culture
glad this isn't ranked lol
GRAaAaahhh hello
hi marcie

okay but any cats in the chat?
no
Haiiii how's it goinnn
@magic lake you too 
shouldve started playing sooner
yeah
just vibin on some addy
Adderall?
💊 🎮 =
yup
Oooo have funnnn

i will
whats gud off topic gang
thinking weather i should hop on the game rn or not
ya
get them battle pass levels
how is it? addictive? for how long u can use?
and im 31 cause I don't play as much as i need to
bros getting the tech specs
it is addictive I wouldn't suggest risking it tbh
😮 a reconect button
was just curious, not planning to. I'm on
nowadays anyway! 😄
it up my dude
Too late, now I want some
just don't redose ever and you'll be fine, dosing repetitive times is what gets you
i have a dream. a dream that one day embark will nerf the double barrel into the ground so i can use the bad and fun weapons once again in quickplay
Don't do it karma, you're better than this (its your life)
I just want to know if it would make me normal
do you have ADHD?
damned if i know, I never taken drugs
Yes
then probably
Im doing electrical and computer engineering so I better know that
You mean I could actually get some work done and clean my house for once?
pretty much yeah, but if you want to take it get a perscription, i don't want to be encouraging illegal activity
Or just get really good at the Finals>
I need to go see a therapist again anyway
a psychiatrist has to write the script
ppsychologists cant prescribe meds I don't think
As someone who took adderall for years and is now off of it, it’s a double edged sword
Based
For me personally it helped my concentration and memory, but left me feeling completely unemotional and depressed. Literally everything felt completely flat
Same thing to me. The Dr. Guy who can tell me what's wrong with my brain is who I need to talk to.
if you can try take it only on days you need to focus on a specific task
Yes- an instant release prescription is what I would recommend
I just need it to help me clean my house in all honesty
Extended release sucks balls
Been trying for 6 months and haven't gotten anywhere
i prefer xr
hire someone to clean then XD
I did for a while. But I'm not getting OT right now and can't afford it at the moment
The same
Nah, I need to go to bed. Plus I'm only a bronze anyway. Take care guys, and Jan, it was good to see you friend 👋
Good to see you 🙂
take care
Morning
Yeah early early morning
last cashout vanished in front of our eyes :l
A metaphor for life
WINston
win...tn
a very fine man indeed
unless angry
even better.
angry winston gif next? XD
PLEASE
nuggsies
hiya snek
UwU
Aight, tomorrow then. Check dm for the last ones if u haven't already 😄
how was ur christmas btw
peak pfp
lemme check c:
it was ok, I don't sleep well and I kinda just long to go home
missed my pfp?
I struggle to enjoy social gatherings even family ones, never fully comfortable
thank u
when do you go home? im really sorry though
I used to play only Ziggs, so frustrating to get hooked in mid air after using w
and Cassiopeia having to deal with thresh
This morning actually, I can't sleep anymore, hotel room is too hot, it's a 6 hours trip fuck
what about your Christmas
hi
hey safe travels ofc ! goodluck with everything. & its been okay. i don’t celebrate it lol (no reason)
I wouldn't either if I listened to my inner dialogue
but I also know I'll regret and feel guilty not joining
I main blitz top so i have a fun of funny clips
lol, I used to do thresh+blitz bot with my buddy was fun as well 😄
-levels
i have never really celebrated but i did get a good gift. a plane ticket so im excited
wbu any gifts worth sharing?
i did that in arena with my friend
Hope everyone in this chat had an amazing Christmas
yeah
likewise!
To where? I don't really care much about gifts, it's more about the gathering and yearly chance to see more distant family
I got a miniature car that I don't care about because I'm not interested in cars
🙏 thank you
rate the drip
Amazing drip 10/10
looks like space Spiderman I think it's time to grow up
to see someone ! so im very excited
what game is that?
Looks more like deadshot if anything
looks like star citizen
a special someone? I don't even know where you are from
yes & east coast! wbu?
damn i love this undersuit its my go to unsersuit cus it looks good no matter what
it any fun? been a big fan of elite dangerous for a while but it's future isn't looking good
real
I'm French you see
its a space sim.
oh nice!!!
quantumn drives always make the skybox look pretty
soon pyro will be out tho which will be amazing
Aoki it feels like you write here like it's your personal diary
bruh tf on earth are you on about
who can speak more than English here I'm curious
that’s very cool!
wow I'm sorry relax please I didn't mean to offend 😮💨
im from like a super small town in the states , but will be moving often for work coming up in January so it’ll change a bit. hopefully no where too populated lol
most people
you don't like people or what
i don’t and i also am not found of learning new places in terms of traffic etc lol. it stresses me out for a bit
come to Europe we're mostly heading towards less car friendly city centers
takes a lot of the pressure off for me to not have constant trafic
good evening offtopic
bro its 2 am
i dont want to be awake anyway
wait really? jealous haha. there’s always a chance i get sent out of country haha
what job if you dont mind me asking
wellll im in the army so it’s weird to say job but it is a job nonetheless lol but that’s what
hi Barry
gm
what do you do in there because there's like all the jobs in the world in the army
computer / detection system repair !
ah makes sense. what part of it though is the real question
no f way you're a massive nerdy bitch
zoomies
I’m learning Spanish
ooopsie 
unauthorized cookie grab
nearly got it centered
computer / detection system repair !
anyone know a good pc or parts for 2 bands lol
thats how small hooman is compared to ship
2 bands?
you sound so French with that extra space before punctuation
yeah trynna get my brother a pc but ion know that much
really? i think i only ever do it with my exclamation points lol
I can help with that if you can tell what's your requirement and budget.
this is a comparison chart of all the ship
now get me the same chart with the prices XD
Increíble, es fácil no?
No it's not
the big boi at the end of this fits the ship i was just flying in it
like 1500-2500 and idk, that can atleast run fortnite? im not really sure what games he plays but ik hes into modern warfare n stuff like that
That should be enogh I think you can make a good pc to play games in 1500-1800 bucks if you don't want to go top of the line up.
this is them next to eachother lol
Mostly it’s all about spending time around people speaking it.
yeah thats alright, i saw this ibuypower pc thats 1800 with a 4070, i9 13900k but its liquid cooling idk if thats going to be a problem
https://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/s/mI4zbv4vGA they'll help you, make a post
sadly the polaris wont be in the game until later next year (2024) so its given me the hammer head and the vanguard as a substitute
Lego fortnite who wants to join my world? Dm me or add
-lfg
Don't ever buy a pre-build pc they're not good generally. I'll DM you the specs later ok because I'm going to have my lunch now.
did they remove the command?
Help, I can't sleep 😭
did you notice emotes from other servers r gone
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
or is my nitro
Dyno must be eepy
you got skill issued
FUCK i cant renew :(( won’t have a point for it in 20ish days for the next 8 months LMAO.
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Hi Akartion! 👋 I'm having trouble falling asleep
I'm already bouncy enough, but GN
im gonna miss u nugs :(
i think everyone is
How’d the roles turn out
Delicious. I brought back 0 leftovers
sloww
-_- you were supposed to give me some
these are all the ships i own
okay goodnight
I can always make more. Need to find a way to send them in the mail. Does the mail accept perishable foods?
i do love star citizens ship design
Star citizen?
mhm
I mean I’ve sent a cake in the mail before
honestly it’s mostly like jan - april I’ll be inactive then ill be back but only on my phone rlly from April to august lol
How did that turn out? Knowing my mail people, it must have gotten smushed and all over the box
how does getting these go? are they earnable or supporter rewards?
sad bc i let my subscriptions go (except Spotify)but also no point
It got a bit messed up of course but I used ALOT of bubble wrap. Like the big bubble bubble wrap
if im gold 4 can i get back to silver?
On a cake? What about all the icing and everything? Didn't it get on all the bubblewrap?bubble wrap?
Maybe I can door dash them
thats like 10 years 😭
feels like it fr
The cake was in a container then I put the container in a box and wrapped the shit of of it and filled it with packing peanuts.
2k door dash order😂
i do wish i could make this my hanger
I know absolutely nothing about that game I think I’ve seen one vid of it and it was years ago
Interesting. 🤔 I plan on maybe selling them, so I would like to work out a supply line for online orders. I have lots of research i need to do
monnies if you want to own them for life lol
I’m the taste tester
ack
No, I have enough of those. We shall just trade foods. I would like to try the egg nog
You can pose as a good place on door dash though a lot of people here in nc do it.
Hey I’m good with that too. Speaking of I had wayyyyy too much earlier. I fell asleep opening gifts😭
Ah, you're in NC? I'm in east TN!
I haven't had alcohol in about a month. I need some for sleep tonight it seems
Are you ok??
Too much energy, I can't lay still. I keep bouncing on the bed
I’m like a hour and a half from tn. When I drink too much I sleep hard asf apparently I was snoring while everyone else was finishing Christmas. This was at like 2 pm today and I woke up a few hours ago.
Do you like to read? That sometimes calms me down
@wary snow im pissing off a streamer in his chat he says riot shield is no skill and gay its really funny
Any good suggestions?
this is how much a polaris costs
What age level and genre?
Lol, dang. I sleep like that normally. It's hard for me to actually fall asleep, but once I do there's no waking me
i feel like riot shield is one of the most skillbased weapons (defintiely the most skillbased melee) but he can do him yk
damn that's predatory
@wary snow i beat him in a game with riot and he got a little upset
id imagine
if only i owned this but these cost near on 1 grand
he said im probably not even plat lmaooo
i think if i played against u and didnt know it was u id tilt real fast lmaoo
Does alcohol make you tired?? If you don’t mind me asking of course.
he also got mad when i told him my rank
It won't calm me down, unfortunately. I'll just stay up all night reading the book.
Anything honestly, it doesn’t matter to me what it is as long as it’s a good read.
It stops the brain from thinking 1000 thoughts a minute. And relaxes the body, making it easier to sleep.
im being as nice as physically possible to piss him off even more lollll
Since we’re close to each other bring me some food
Just door dash it!
Well I personally enjoyed Percy Jackson if you’re into mythology. There’s also some spin off series based on it
I’m not dropping 2k on a door dash order I’m sorry 😭
If you ever end up in my matches I'm jumping off the edge
ill chase
I get more excited when I’m drunk tbh 😭😭
The renegades trilogy by Marisa Meyers was also really good. As was keeper of the lost cities by Shanon messenger. These are all books that are typically for grade school though
I’ve read a few Percy Jackson novels before. I enjoyed them.
We can fly!
It kinds just makes me calm down
omg this guy is so pissed
I get hyper then I fall asleep and either wake up feeling like shit or feeling amazing. No in between.
Keep it up TROOP! Make him rage quit his own stream lol
ill tell him i won the final round in the game i knocked him out when i win it
Usually makes me giggly for a couple minutes, then just peace
I’m a very happy drunk I just don’t have a filter anymore though. Really the biggest downside for me.
Hey Karma Sorry for the late reply I was having my lunch, Try watching something that's boring that generally makes me fall asleep.
This streamer that im pissing off's gameplay
I already don't have a filter. Alcohol doesn't change that. But yeah, I'm either a happy, giggly, goofy drunk, or I'm just trying to hold myself together as to not embarass myself if I'm out in public. But that was years ago. I drink at home now.
Typing this so I can level up faster
I rarely go out anymore to drink. Getting plastered in bed is so much better.
All is good Akartion! Food is much more important. I'm gonna have to do something because I want to wake up and go get food.
Cookout might still be open
Yeah and you can order online
Best of luck with that
https://tenor.com/view/animals-judging-judgemental-kangaroo-gif-4246612
the guy called me edgy while this is his pfp
Well, it's cheaper for 1. 2, I'm extremely socially awkward and basically a hermit at this point. 3, I don't have friends, so there's not really a point for me to go out for drinks anyway.
i might get banned from his stream im waiting
this is how daft the civy clothes look
Are those $500 as well?
I love turps
You mean turnips jimbo?
Lmao, what did you do to him?
i beat him with riot shield then hopped in his stream and he and his friend called riot shield no skill and called me a cunt
I WANNA FLY HER REEEEE
YAAAAA THANK YOU FOR COOKIE
so i took it personally
no you dont pay for those only with ingame credits
The last time I went out for drinks my friends made it a blind date and the girl got so drunk Like she literally couldn’t talk. Everyone else had already left on top of that so I brought her to my place and baby sat. Never again. Never.
What an idiot stream, don't waste your time unless you're having fun with him.
DM the link I'll join you in the chat
oh im being as nice as possible to piss them off even more and its working great
polaris looks too cool ;-;
sure just gotta win the match i knocked him out of first
Your friends really put you in a terrible situation. There is literally no safe way to handle that. She should have had a friend take her home or called an Uber.
the bridge looks sexy as well ;-;
i won it LOL💀
Lmao
idk what game to play ;-;
asking here because y’all are a lot smarter. i’ve played with two pc friends, and i’m on console. i haven’t seen a single cheater so i don’t feel like i’m in pc lobbies, but in what world would it make sense for pc players to be put into console lobbies???
Right?? They left at like 1am and she was fine then. Next thing I knew she was blacked out. I truly didn’t know what to do but bringing her to my place to keep a eye on her was really my only option.
Thank you much appreciated
you can actually see who is on PC and who is on console. if they have the globe icon 🌐 on the scoreboard (press TAB) they are on console
pc shows the same as ps
She even puked in my bed😭
pc players have the steam icon
i’m the one on console, so they’re the globe thing. if it were the other way around, yes
ohhh, omg yeah sorry I misread that
xbox does some weird thing where they won’t show icons for other platforms
@obsidian kraken Pc players have the steam icon to other pc players. But appear as a globe to console. If you're on console ps5 shows the ps5 symbol, but xbox and pc players show as a globe and vice versa if your on xbox. (As a console player)
On PlayStation Xbox is a globe and pc is steam icon
microsoft moment
anyone got an answer or is this just insane no cheater luck
what the fuck
Uhhh yeah what?
I haven't met any cheaters lately so idk
Yeah, Microsoft labels both PS and Steam as a Globe. My boss that plays on PS5 (I'm xbox) shows as a globe to me and so do the pc players
I have ran into cheaters while playing with pc friends so you got some luck.
You should switch
switch to ps?
They are on both PC and Console. But I've seen more on Console than when I play crossplay
I'm working on getting a PC. Just need $
i legitimately have not run into a single cheater and i have like 300 matches
Yes.
why?
I have a pc and a ps5. I prefer my ps5 though. Got really into trophy hunting.
Spooderman
Could be your SR too. Cheaters seem to be at mid to high mid tier on xbox.
ouch ngl
I like Xbox Gamepass. Lots of stuff to try out for basically free
Game pass is good ngl but Microsoft be lacking the past few years.
I did not mean for that to be a poke at you, I have no idea where you are in SR. I'm trash, so I don't see them unless I start a good winning streak
i’m definitely like not low in sr. i have 100 losses to 200 wins and a 1.3 k/d, which isn’t awful.
i know man, i was joking lol
Damn that guy is getting driven up the wall i wonder why
Yeah, 1st party games have gone way downhill, but the indie games they get are on point
I have successfully pissed off the streamer karma
Howdy
guess the song :p
Agreed. I just enjoyed the last of us and Spider-Man too much.
Yoooo
forza and uhh halo. yippee look at us go
LETS FUCKING GOOO
I re-read my sentence and didn't like how it came off anyway. I am in no position to talk on skill. My average is about a - K/D and my W/L is below 25%
Spiderman yes, last of us no. I wasn't a fan
also, the xbox app is so fye. it allows you to argue with other xbox users more efficiently
You guys are going to have the next elders scrolls though
considering starfield’s state, i dunno man
tf did you do
I love tlou. That’s what got me into trophy hunting.
used a riot shield
I just couldn't get into it. Something has always felt wrong on PS games for me though. Idk.
Yeah you’re right lol hopefully it’ll turn out good though
I'm not holding my breath. And even if its a 3/5, they'll milk it for the next 20 years.
Yeah fs. It’s going to be the next Skyrim. They’re remastering oblivion too.
also got another song for you to guess
Apparently they are going to start charging for mods on Skyrim btw.
Haven't seen you in a while, how're you?
Just been playing games. Nothing crazy
Oblivion needs a remaster at this point. It was a great game. But Morrowind needs a full on remake, cause that game was 🔥
I have no clue
They already are. Some are even $40.
How ya been
That’s so wild. Mods is what kept people on the game for so long. Money hungry company’s ruin everything.
I'm doing well, All of friends are back from Uni on the holidays so I'm spending most of my time with them. Playing games hanging around, and other stuff.
Unfortunately that's the way the world is turning. I know I won't be buying mods for a game, but that won't stop many more. And as long as they can squeeze the money from someone,they will chase the whales.
Understandable, I’ve been playing both the finals and ark survival ascended (I call it ark but finished)
Those damn whales
gm
but they’re not even mods they’ve made???
Morning, even though it’s 3am for me
Hello Matt, you doing good?
Ima shower, cya later
Im great, bed is heavy, i cant get out of it. 😄
@ancient nichetonythepony 100% cheating
On Skyrim I kept Lydia some other chick and the talking dog with me. The dog can be cheesed since he’s technically a quest item and is immortal.
Now, Microsoft owns Bethesda and Blizzard. The 2 companies with some of the most predatory business practices I've seen. It's disgusting. So it's time I jumped ship away from Microsoft due to embracing those business practices. I expect that they'll start forcing them on their entire game library before long.
@obsidian kraken Nope, but they own the IP, and they will milk it for everything they can.
I was playing the finals a lot but then I stopped cause I'm from the Asia region and the things got worse here with the cheaters. Though I enjoyed facing some creative cheater that was placing mine directly on me or some one who created a mine field and a heavy who can shoot through his own shield.
nu blue hair = Bulma
first one was scatman the second was vermilion pt.2 by slipknot
I was getting shot through a closed door earlier. I could see his gun poking through, but could shoot him back.
Facts. Sony isn’t doing much better though. They just upped the price on ps plus. 80$ for a year now.
I knew the second one sounded familiar. Just couldn’t put my finger on it.
is ps plus the game pass or the online service?
Look at Star Citizen, people buying ships for irl money, in a game which is not even complete yet.
That's never gonna happen
Yeah, plus in their EULA, you are not allowed to sell your physical copies of games. We still do, but that gives them grounds to sue any of their customers or revoke their privilege to play at any time
scam citizen
proud owner of a vanguard warden which i have named "Asuna"
Both, basic ps plus you get online service and 3 free monthly games. Then you have tiers. The highest tier is 150 I believe and it has all games from the ps3 ps2 and ps1 eras
That's a whole other can of worms. But I don't have enough information on star citizen to conversate about it. I'd just have to watch.
Could it be bug? Or he might using esp cheats. That's why I've not played finals in a week
I don't wanna suffer more unless they fix there anti cheat
All games? I may need this. PS1 & PS2 games were the best
except unlike scam companies their whole development is completley transparent theyre actually delivering what they said they want to impliment and if they cant they say why and how theyre going to fix it. its also actually fucking playable
i really havnt been running into cheaters recently
Close to all. I think the catalog for the highest tier has like 800 ps titles. I could be wrong but I know it’s a lot.
I'm thinking bug. It looked like the door closed with him inside it. (Does it to me sometimes). And he was able to shoot. I did find a couple funny bugs in the meantime though.
Yeah my friend said the same thing but I'm too terrified after few days of facing so many cheaters. I'll try to play few rounds though ty
Whats that game?
warframe
I kinda just wanna play the games from my childhood from now on, because at least they didn't exist to try and squeeze every last penny out of you
I’ve been re playing the sly cooper series lately
They’re actually making a new sly cooper game too!!
Can you recreate the first one how did that happen? the 2nd one though lol
Never played it. I wanna replay Ratchet and Clank though.
Can't you come pver to EU? Or your ping would be too high?
The first one is easy to do.
Not sure, haven't been back to Monoco after that match.
Teach me sensei
You really missed out, they have the whole ratchet series on the catalog though
Oh, wait. Yeah I can recreate the 1st on on demand. The second one I haven't had a chance to try again
the 1st one makes sense because its how the physics is
Warframe has rythmic minigames WTF?!
that first one might be usable tbh
🥱
the canisters can move players and when you pick soemthing up it needs to move in front of you but if youre stood atop it it just flings you up
It would be, but it's an exploit in the system and is reportable. So it could get you banned.
Gm offtopic
I can try I'm not sure about it, I played one game with Batman which we won with the launch's terrific lag experience so I'm not sure if that was the lag or the ping issue because both were having the problem.
and now no one will believe you or care for your opinion because youre just so arrogant
i hate warframe. it’s the most abysmal and grind filled game i’ve played. it’s basically just a mobile game port but with cool shmovement and graphics
is tapping bannable?
I’ll probably eat something before I hop on the finals
Not sure what you mean by tapping, so idk
warframe is great but its not for everyone and youre entitled to your opinion on it lol
Rebel sensei dmed me the details I'll try that later
👋
yandere dev vibes from them tbh. i agree that they are a real studio and are very passionate, but their scope is insane. like it just changes every few months what they want the game to have.
You had a great explanation of Star Citizens situation. I'm glad I left it to you. I'd like to play it If I had a pc, but for now, I'll have to take your word for it
tapping is when you spam ads on roller so you keep locking on to the enemy with your aim assist
Ah, I don't see why it would be. AA on controller is a feature the devs put in to help with our lack of precision aiming. However, due to the volatility of the topic, I recommend keeping on safer subjects. But you should be good.
What is your pfp
Bocchi the Rock! I believe episode 6 or 8 during a street performance. Great show!
thx u too :)
they havent really changed what they want they just have to appease the gonks on spectrum that dont realise its a sim game not a game game
Watch Carole and Tuesday
Is it on Crunchyroll?
also the refund tos changes in 2016… yikes
I don’t think so it was a Netflix anime, loved the show though. You’d like it too if you’re into music anime.
i mean the only thing i agree with the haters on is the price of ships but once you realise the amount it costs to impliment the crap ton of software to do the shit they need that doesnt even exist yet it gets expensive
ngl couldnt give less of a shit
i wish they had the finals content in gmod
never paid attention to that tbh because i dont think ill ever refund any of it because i doubt the company is gonna go bust anytime soon and the game actually exists and we have our hands on it as it progresses
Dang. No Netflix. I do love music anime. For me, they are the best genre and I need more
so nowadays you know what youre buying into
YOOO KARMA
Yeah, I know things get crazy expensive in house for the devs, and since they haven't released, they aren't really bringing in cash any other way than stuff like the ships and their prices. So I get it.
yeah, i mean that’s true but the fact that there’s no release date, can’t refund it, but especially the fact that chris roberts spent what is actually money to go for development on the $5 million home before the game actually makes true profit
Merry late Christmas
What's up Daftman, hatman, batman! Merry Christmas to you too! 
Thank youu, how was ur Christmas
they’ve made over $500 million, i don’t know how much more they need to develop the game
Check your dms
It was good, no leftovers on any of my baked goods, so I'm not gonna get the diabetus
Considering the length of time and scope of the game? It could be close, or only 1/2 way at this point.
got another song (also i apologise for the dreadful state my orbiter is in rn its slowly getting set up correctly )
its both time and money
hi chat did you know most sandwiches don't have sand in them
1/2 way and it’s been 10 years???
ye i mean theyre having to create every single system from the ground up both literally their solar systems and the systems the game runs on they have their own water physics engine cloud and light physics fire physics hair and cloth physics down to individual strands of hair lol it takes a lot of time and money to make lol
chat I have a baddie next to me what do I say
Have you ever made a game before?
Ouu, too bad i woulda wanted to try some but too far
Start explaining the fnaf lore
I made tetris using python, that’s my whole game dev career 😂
Sea of staaaaars
Yeah, from what I watched on it years ago it seemed to me that they would be the ones developing the next generation game engines
he's allowed to take profit generated its his company lol and thats perfectly fine because he's been clear about shit and that doesnt bother me also the fact that some of the money raised goes into citizen con and marketing its all stated lol
TEEUUWWWEE
13h of elden ring lore waiting for me so no dont make him do that
im scared of women someone please help me
it has changed massivley and its amazing to see lol
Lol, like i was telling rebel, I'm trying to find a way to open up an online store and ship these things to people
Is she trans? If yes, invite her to play Lego star wars. If not, idk, fuckin run
Use the worm method jimbo
think about it logically. if you start a game in 2013, if we wanted to release it in 2023, our technology would be outdated. however, we could also continuously update our systems and keep it with the times. however, that takes more time and more money. this cycle is called development hell
wat is worm method
Ouu, interesting… goodluck with that
I know, I still haven't tried it out. (My game library is 900 games large) I need to though
Throw worms at her
im scared she is very attractive
You get on the floor and pretend to be a worm
Nah this one is outdated
it’s not profit, that’s the problem. it’s crowdfunded money to support the development
okay bet I'll try it
Yeah that move is sorta old https://youtu.be/dnNDTuWF9X8?si=LYDkU6UWY-1IDsQw
SOMETIMES IT IS HARD TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING.
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El, what’s melee aim assist ???
Yes its playable, but one would expected the game being released already, at least the single player part. The game is in development since 2010, the first playable version was out in 2016 (The Arena thingy) and with that come the buy options of the ships. The single player part was planned to release at 2020, then they scratched that, and now all we have a couple of planets moons and asteroids, with a lot of activities, which looks cool, but the game is in developement since 13 years, and even Cyberpunk did not take that long. (However hen it was released, it was not perfect conditions, and it had a lot of content cut. )
Star Citizen is a grandiose project, but i can see why people have doubts with it.
ok if you all bless me with luck I'll get it done. I love you all. merry ficmin Christmas chat
technically it is proffit because its not done under a crowdfund campaign its done under pledges which isnt explicitly stated as being crowdfund money same for cosmetic purchases
using a technicality to justify that is gross. that’s the problem.
"Hi, how are you"
here are two examples, one time it lunges me forward into gas and kills me, the next clip it FORCES ME TO DO A 180 WHICH ALSO GETS ME KILLED
HELLOOOOOO
I am thinking about it logically. There's alot of games that are just (Early Access) that are still being developed yet people can play and buy things for. However, instead of going about it in the same way the other companies are raking us over the coals with, by selling us unfinished live service games, they are asking for crowdfunding. I'd you don't want to help them develop the game and not play early, that's fine, but there's lots of people that want to see what they can do and will make. And in return they get to play an unreleased game.
He should pay for the drinks
they already said that squadron 42 is essentially a side project to the main game (the PTU)
welcome to businesses they all do the same shit lol
if they’re playing the game then it’s released…
I wish I had your aim assist El. All mine ever does is attack the air or make me attack a random passing dust particle
nope its early access theres a difference thats a bit like saying a CBT is a released game lmao
I have been replaced 😞
drunk
but how does that make it okay? just because santos lied and embezzled does that mean i should too?
THE AIM ASSIST HAS NEVER HELPED ME AND ONLY EVER ACTIVELY HURT ME
U were never me 😔
You're my first friend from this server you can't be replaced Rebel.
‘closed’ is the key word
It's not released until they release it for sale.
I mean you can say that to the baddie, lol
which it is…
makes it fine cus everyone else does it and you dont bat an eyelid and least theyre open about it lmaooooo
I have been replaced 😔
Yeah I’m just better as you can see 😭
I see i see 😔 we need to 1v1 then
Talk with the baddie not with us, idiot
who else does it?
what about the open beta for the finals? and what about early access games on steam that arent full releases but are playable
Same here. AA has either screwed me out of a kill, or not worked at all. There is no in between.
1v1 me in wii sports
GAUSS 
Holy melee lock on
Nah Batman You're the only batman so how can I replace you.
IT NEEDS REMOVED
HELLO
1v1 me in music 😔
Yeah, it was changed, the first plans was that the single player version would be the "tutorial" for the MMO.
It really does
practically any other company theres a reason why clauses exist and shady TOS and agreements for data usage and things like non-refundable premium currency
How’s you ?
I’m down for that too. Has to be acoustic guitar though.
didn’t pay for the finals. they’re released as long as they’re able to make you for access. it’s different for f2p games
Eepy, just woke up wbu
the single player thing is a completly different game lol
Use whatever i will use whatever 😔
yeah but i mean actually name a company, that isn’t obviously shady, that does the same thing
Watch us start a band
Sounds like a legit 1v1
In cor, pissed because i got yelled at the whole 100km that i drove 💀
it wasn’t originally. like i said way before, their goals move around
Pick the time (after 5 pm)
epic games, activision basically any other games company lol
We’re prolly on opposite sides of the world
they take crowdfunds and pay themselves with it? since when did either of those companies use crowdfunding
What time is it there ?
Sounds like a good drive🤝
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Cookies for both of you, Rebel batman plays Piano really well you might enjoy his music.
Early Access is not a full release. It's closer to beta access as the game gets developed.
3:30 am 🙃
If i wasnt getting yelled at yes it was 😂 driving a QX80 is always fun
well you’ve changed your definition of release then. how would you define it?
Time to hit the hay
Ah, its 9:29 am here
im talking about shady dealings not crowdfunding dude
I got shitfaced during the day opening gifts and passed out. I woke up at like 11
The game hitting store shelves without the disclaimer of This game is in early acces and may be different than final release
so why exactly are you talking about shady dealings? that’s bordering irrelevancy
Idk what that is
Infinity, cor 😔
so what about indie games? they don’t get full releases like that?
Huh
Yes, but at first it was planned to be the part of Star Citizen.
From google:Squadron 42 was part of the original Star Citizen Kickstarter campaign launched in 2012, before it was split off from the main game to become a standalone story campaign.
Idk its the car type 😭
u right fr fr
We need to duet river flows in you.
Ouu, interesting… i got two days left with my piano before going back to france so tonight ?
mhm and thats how development works lol
Imagine taking 600 mil from people and still don't have a finished game after 13? Years
If I can get my guitar today I’ll be so down. I think it’ll be really beautiful backing each other up.
Do they release with the disclaimer of This game is in early access and may be different than final release? No. They release as games to the storefronts of Xbox, PS, Steam, Epic, etc.
And some indie games do go early access first and drum up some cash to help them finish the game (Ark did this, I was one of the ones who bought in early access for a cheaper price than final release price)
Also, slime rancher 2 is current in early access and I will be buying it when I have the cash.
Deal, what about experience by Ludovico ?
What time for you would be best? We have to work around the time difference
Any time after 5 pm, just gonna meet my ex and all then play the whole rest of the day 😂 so up to you
guess the song
I haven’t played that on guitar but I can try. You’d just have to deal with e while I practice it.
I am trying to play it faster than usual so u will have to deal with me practicing too
so your definition of release is just that it’s not listed as not being done? okay well think about all of the incomplete live service games that ‘release’ and are blasted for not being done yet.
if it’s released that means you can buy it and play it. think about how recent aaa games have let you pay extra money to play the game two days earlier? the game has already released then or has it?
It’s no problem! I’ve been looking for someone to play river flows in you forever now. Most people here don’t even know what it is🥲
to give permission for publication, performance, exhibition, or sale of
also : to make available to the public
-merriam webster.
@kindred cape stop ignoring me and look at your dms or our business venture is off
that’s the definition of release. the game has been released because anyone can buy it. it’s getting a free pass for people to spend money on a game that will definitely 100% eventually ‘release’
meanwhile, any glitches and bugs, (which are plentiful) are given an excuse while robert has taken money from the development to spend on himself. aswell, you literally can’t refund the damn game. they changed their tos in 2016
hello cat enjoyers
that's a fish
yeaa
a CATFISH


damn you're breathing so deep
should get that checked out or something
Its one of the first i learned to perfect so 😂
Wort Wort Wort
I still mess up time to time.
Karma been typing a book
okay but where are the cats?
You don’t like SpongeBob?
i feel i have made a mistake
Its not bad i mean even if u do 😂
I love the cartoon one not a big fan of the creepy one you sent
is there plamkpton
At this point they might be responding to everyone.
The devs released the game to the storefronts, so yeah, that's the release. "Live service games" which I hate, yet it's no doubt that's what The Finals is, are marketed and sold to the public on the promise of an ever changing game. While in all honesty, it just gives AAA devs permission to release unfinished games and scam the public while never holding up their end of the bargain. If you buy a prototype of a car, and it malfunctions, it's not 100% the manufacturers fault. You bought an unfinished product. That's your fault. The early access CoD and other games have been getting away with as a "pre-order or premium bonus" is in and of itself predatory business practices or scams in my opinion. But Star Citizen isn't advertising in that sense. They are offering access to the game as it's being built, and it's up to each individual if they want to play the unfinished product or would rather wait.
As far as the definition from Webster. "To give permission for publication, performance, exhibition, or sale of" it definitely does not do. They themselves are offering access for donations. "To make available to the public" it also does not do. If you pay for access, you are not part of the public anymore. You become a playtester.
2 black kitties in the fuel station
hell yeah
cats
Sorry Rebel. I'm gonna stop responding to the troll now. I'm tired and am ready for bed. I did look at my Dms, and I'll have to check it out tomorrow probably.
Sorry Akartion, I know, word vomit
These too are calmer than the fkr my aunt has 🥲
Karma, who pissed u off ????
YOOOOOOO KITTIES
😭 yes and for once i dont get bit by them
Nobody. Just an orange name doesn't understand the difference between early access and fully released game titles
put very well actually im glad you swooped in lol
Gn then we gotta get our sleeping schedules fixed
U just said orange, they dont exist just a fragment of ur imagination karma
I like that actually, I like the way you wrote everything out. Don't worry
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guess the song
I am a professional at corporate speak after all lol.
You're right. Must be a halucination
I've been told this chat is pretty chill
Half of these won’t even load for me.
sounds like your internet is on the fritz lol
The souls of the ones u took karma
I have a max speed of 6mbs
You're still more of the expert on the title itself as I can't even play it at the moment. No PC for now.
Lol, oh dang. That's alot.
I have a max speed of 900kb/s here and 1gbs in france 💀
youre better at the mumbo jumbo tho lol
Anyway, GN guys. Imma go to bed now. 👋
Sleep well Karma take care
Too many corporate emails
Goodnight karma, dont let the souls haunt u they are all fake
I live on a lake so getting fiber optic is very hard for me.
from that final part, the example from webster is ‘release a new movie.’ in what world would that movie not cost money? when you release a movie, you’re not releasing it for free to everyone’s mind or something. also, you do not explain the difference between aaas being released too soon and star citizen. just because star citizen claims ‘early access’ you can still pay for the game, you can pay for advantages against other players. if you’re paying for these things in what way does ‘hey we’re actually in alpha’ change anything?
sidenote, relegating me as a troll is actually kinda weird and a light attempt at dehumanization to separate the argumentation i am making to just attempt to make it inept by me ‘being a troll’
lol
Dude, stfu no one is reading allat
lol but people read karma’s?
It's ok he was talking with karma now she's gone so it's not his mistake batman
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Because karma is our friend
mine was shorter, regardless
Who ?
than what karma said
can we be less hostile 😭
どこで生まれたの?
That no one is asking you, so stfu ._.
Nuh uh not before getting cookies 😔
you just asked, dumbass
In India
No i was trying to say who asked but u replied with something else
then why use japanese in your profile?
Thank you akar 😔
Funny letters
I see those after 4/5 cups of coffee
シ
hello fellow off topicers
whats the off topic today
oh sorry wrong one ツ
Hello cheese
Eggsactly
lmao man that would’ve been so funny and literally such an insane roast bro everyone would’ve laughed. literally bro there’s no way you’re going to resort to something that idiotic
cheeeeeseeee
Gn take care 👋
Funny how you write vodka cola
I would rather resort to something idiotic than keep replying to you
is there also a sad smiley?
😔glad ion drink anything besides coffee

yet you still are. so what does that say about you?
no because they arent even smiley faces bruh
rare moment it isnt the finals for some time apparently
Do you remember people were changing their name like Momo changes his Chinese to prove a point that anyone can use that name and they can't be from there, I've the same reason of doing so I just didn't reverted it back.
That I’m bored
i know, i was going along with it 😭
Who got coal in their stockings

hmm i see
lol you still replied. seems you’re less than just idiotic apparently


Warhammer
looks cool
Troop
actually a pretty aight collection
he’s not winning this one
oof xd
(i have no idea what i’m talking about his little dudes just didn’t look as cool)
the two land raiders could be proxing a reaver
What’s going on is… my duet with rebel 😔
-levels
(same)
yup exactly what i was thinking
Duet that's great isn't it? I'm looking forward to it if guys record that
you have no clue what either of those are do you
what yes of course i do (no clue)
It iss great, would be an amazing mix between piano and guitar
this is a land raider and actually i got the model of tank wrong for once
hello fellow losers and introverts, how are we all doing on this mighty social day
Doing great nerd how are you
Amazing wbu
laying in bed doing great

doing amazing just finished boxing day, v tired of ppl tho so nice to chill out now
Terrible hbu? (I’m fine lol)
Doing great how're you Lusii?
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i’ve played one of the warhammer games. whichever one is the new squad one. it’s actually pretty fun. there’s a destroyed reaver as just a minor background/cover part
Any hunt showdown players in here
😭 great ty <3
and this is a reaver titan next to a imperial knight
yoo that one is winning i think
Good to hear? Your sending mixed messages
the warhammer stuff like this is literally the coolest stuff ever. the details are pretty amazing in the figures
and thats how big a knight is compared to your standard space marine
the knights are like amputees, right?
no
which dudes are the ones that are like part of their armor. they look like coffins or something
Damn, that’s the 140€ one i believe
nah was just cause i replied right before he asked, im doing well ty <3
what do these guys fight
@lofty garden
thats dreadnaughts (this is what the pilots look like inside) theyre in perpetual pain and dosed up on battle stims constantly theyre practically already dead
Nah he is banned dont show him the game
insects, bugs, occasionally rats and mice maybe
he got unbanned, get with the times old man
demon bug insects
i better fuckin not be
and this is what a dreadnaught looks like
aren't dreadnauts like walking libraries of history
lowkey saw the boots and thought it was me for a sec...
well theyre futurustic space nazi's so anything that isnt human 
Oh ? When 😂
thats the kinda shit i do
nope theyre walking machines of pain anguish and destruction
yeahhh these guys. what about like the demons or whatever
Lusii wanna game 😂?
Guess which team had the cheaters haha
Blue 🤔🤔🤔
uhhhhhh i think 3 days ago now? maybe 4 cause havent played over xmas
Eeverthing seems normal lmao
I think you may have just gotten pooped on
chinese names brother
mfw the asian names must be hacking
that means nothing, most of the ragehackers have been banned
we got 3rd partied at every cashout because no one wanted to vs the cheaters brother
Hard to guess it looks like a casual game
but they’re like better than the other factions, right? like they’re all bad but the marines are the least bad?
I play in Asia region having them in a match is common for me
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None of them have abnormal damage for their kills
they spun in 360s with shotguns shooting me without missing lmfao
that's doesn't mean anything, people avoided them because they were cheating
the least bad are probabaly civilians
ye this what i was sayin, blatant cheaters are gone after the anticheat patch a week ago
everyone else is just in it for the slaughter really
but don’t the space marines protect the civilians
they could def be cheating i wasnt saying they werent, if u had half a brain and were boosting someone you'd purposefully tone it down
I feel it I’m so close to the yellow role
Congrats on your yellow
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i mean the grey knights literally kill all witnesses because no one is supposed to know they exist even if youre human
i mean i got here by arguing but thank you akartion
yeah skill issue cos I can't spin 360 shooting people and hitting xD
Skill Issue
I should pay for cheats truuuuu
hvh?
how does the actual game with the figures work? like i feel it’s a dice thing but i don’t really remember
(this is satire mods please no ban)
I mean i'm like a game away from diamond and I haven't seen a cheater in days
If you can’t beat a cheater with skill might as well cheat back
warhammer?
Yeah, no.
Just give batman some cookies next time he'll be good to you.
u need to see the sun bro
then cheaters don't exist! My bad, because you haven't seen them then I am wrong haha woops
It’s a reasonable cheat
there are def cheaters still, theyre just toned down
I mean we've beaten cheaters before so it really is just a skill issue
this is cringe
yeah its just turn based dice game each person has stats and hit dice you roll to hit and if its above a certain number you hit then the same for wounding then the enemy subtracts the toal wounds from their squad and removes the appropriate amount of models
What’s the problem there’s nothing wrong about it
You're falling for it
xD
do the different dudes do different stuff? like why would i want that massive big dude earlier? the really sick mech dude
mhmmm sure.
More health
Nah I need to hit diamond
sorry that was for @heady tiger lol
buff flamethrower
the only colours u are seeing are the colours of ur room
numget
I’m being honest
henlo
HEY NUGS
is there like some kind of limit to the game or anything, or is it just between the players?
Ranked is easier than quick cash because there's no skill based matchmaking, it's just raw mmr, I skyrocketed up the ranked ladder
you're proposing cheats which makes you a cheater. just as bad
HEY
so they don’t have any special abilities or anything like that???
Tbh, i tried it once so ik that the bigger the more health they got, some have melee attacks and some dont, i guess the big ones got health and no melee damage ?
yeah they have different stats abilities weapons etc etc
Ok I lied I’m just saying nonsense so I can get to the yellow role asap
shit mindset tbh o ok
i'm getting on in a few
How are u nugs
so like how much damage and health does a dude have? like they have x amount of damage so you roll that many dice? how is health determined? what caps are in the game?
I think all of these are based on the dice numbers u get
i hate that this is the song outkast will be remembered for
good song tho so idc lol
Wow
standard space marince has 2
atliens? aquemini? so fresh???
gotta get hyped up before I tryhard for 5 hours 
Gotta get a life maldle
health or damage?
health
I am going to meet and have lunch with my ex, for some reason it feels weird
that sounds really… low? like i could beat them with two dice guaranteed???
Nah, they also got shield and stuff so
When you're a disabled soldier that has pain when they walk call me
standard space marines? yeah 2 wounds from a 1 damage gun
Okay okay sorry didnt know about that
No! There is a reason it's called ex! It means you don't go back to her/him/it! 
what kind of special stuff can a dude guy have?
all love, I'm just chair ridden 
youre forgetting people are playing like 2000 point games which are about an hour to play maybe an hour and a half
Lock in
abilities weapons i mean
Am not going back to her am just bored and my friend isnt here today so
and a standard space marine unit of 10 is about 55 points iirc
I feel like I’m so close yet so far from that yellow role
btw don't feel bad i'm fucking with you, I know I play too much 
thank you for your service btw
No! Stay away from exes! Damn it! Nothing good comes out of it...

thanks 
oh there you go points have changed a lot lol
😭😭😭 i heard that from everyone but the plans are for an hour from now i cant get a reasonable excuse
so you as a group of players decide the amount of points you’re playing with?
but yeah a squad of 10 has 20 hp total so thats 20 shots that they have to hit and then wound on
Let’s play some r6
Cute pfp
Boinko
"Hey sorry I changed my mind this is a terrible idea and I would rather we stay separate" 
mhm and then each person brings that amount of points worth of their army using whichever units they feel like
I am not going back to dating her i made it clear 😭
Yes do get life advice from the finals off topic
Thank you i appreciate it
what kind of things differentiate units besides health/damagewise
😂 the advice i would expect is stay home and play the finals but so far they giving some great life advice
Tf he means often, should be always since that's how destiny works
gear, strength, leadership, abilities
Yes you can! You can figure it out! Don't go! Please! Trust me! It will hurt more to go than not go! I been there! 
what is any of that
I will do my best, but i will keep ya updated on how it feels when i go dw dw

im not explaining the whole of warhammer bruh that shit will take forever



