#🥚┇off-topic
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gigachad
And makes u feel warm inside
Ugh...kids make my head hurt.
wht is riz what da frick atr you people talking about
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler,
You're so skibidi,
You're so fanum tax,
I just wanna be your sigma
Freaking come here,
Give me your Ohio
wait until you get into skibidi toilet universe lore
Idk just a bunch of gibberish
have fun reading that
A what?
I only learned about rizz recently
I don’t know what any of this means and I don’t want to know
"give me one of the states of america"
what
same
Yeah, I'm not doing any of that. I think I'm just going to hang up my learning new words hat.
THE SKIBIDI TOILET UNIVERSE. ITS A REAL THING THAT HAS ACTUAL LORE AND STORY
liek i dont even know whgat the rest is
Lmao
U don’t exist
IT'S A FINE STORY LINE BUT KIDS ARE CRINGE
existing is overrated tbh
Okay
Kids will always be cringe
always true
who knew
brb going to become a skibidi toilet historian
Lmao Toilets (water closet)
I did not and I don’t want to
OHIO!?
"They are responsible for numerous acts of aggression towards both their enemies and evil bystanders"
I was nice knowing u. U will be forgotten
Who r u quoting
being forgotten is one of my life goals, maybe the last one
What on earth is a skibibi
Imagine you just washing your teeth in the bathroom and the toilet bites you in the butt
well thank you so much for that info, they are either easy to kill or they don't die
Well then looks like u may succeed
where does it bite though thats important
NOT THE QUOTE
I am revoking you talking privileges
U may no longer talk
Skibibi toilet sounds like a risky click even tho it's probably fine😂
Checking
it's just a gmod animation
Ayyyy I said no more talking
"good" 😭 go watch an0nymooose
$100 if you can point to where it says "good"
holy shit im actually hallucinating
What's goin on Xhirius you've been L rizzing the last few days
we've all been there
lol
Why am i not surprised its made with Garrys Mod? 😄
mornin all, how goes?
I've been to Ohio 😔, and im avoiding fanum tax
Good how’s ur afternoon going?
That's not Kai Senat
Who is that?
ask the children
I don’t think I want to know do I?
this doode
yes
but you know. and you're in the same generation as them. whos kai cenat
man's turned grey
Gmod was one of the first games I played on PC lol
Looks like a dumbass
I am not near their generation, i am the previous one
still mornin here, but pretty boring. just "working" from home and watchin podcasts
OOOo Doodleordie is still a thing
zoomers watch him too, now answer the question wizard 
What gen r u?
are we doing the whole boomer 'the new generation is so shit' talk, cause im all for it
whichever one is 2000
Who decides when generations start?
Yasine apparently
gen x right?
I am a zoomer I am 17. I never heard of him
its all a loop anyway
Think so, one sec
no, you're gen z as stated by wikipedia. not me
gen x is millenial
im an elder millenial, i think gen x is after us
yeah and wikipedia is managed by people who write biased articles and then ban anyone who changes it to be factual
What is 1997
take off the tinfoil hat young man
It's true
like people drowning because there's 100% humidity?
Damn don’t hate on Wikipedia
I will
what's also true is you being a zoomer
Stop 🛑
All Wikipedia does is demand I give them £2
gen x and millennials are two different things, 97-2012 is gen z
Thought we already went past that, it was a joke
lol true
whatever gramps get your blood thinners out so you don't pass out trying to reach for the remote
yeah gen y was millenial, i looked wrong
idk, i prolly wasn't paying attention
generation zombie lets go
my retort to you link was a picture of the ocean 😔
totally a gyatt name
you're the one having aneurysm from hearing or reading Fahrenheit. you're a pensioneer already within the soul
you're telling me 11 year olds are in the same generation as me? 💀
Gen z pre 2008 is good after that and gen alpha is ware it gets bad
Farhenheit is a stupid system and you know it
Hell yeah Im still considered a gen z yesss I'm a youngin still
Wtf is a KILOMETER
oh here we go. hold on lemme get the pills
1000 METERS
as an american, our systems of temperature, measurement, and weight are r worded af. metric is base 10 and so much easier and makes so much more sense lol
i set him off 
Wtf if a METER AHHH
im sorry but why does america use dumb ass systems
yes
anyways gtg talk later cyall
bye
idk, ask an american. im from eu 
100CENTIMETERS
nice! elder gen z lol. im elder millennial, the hair already went
wtf is that
Me when metric goes in perfect 10's and farhenheit goes in perfect 5.3420
Cooking is such a fucking pain. I’m always googling how many pints go into a tablespoon or some shit.
because its what we're taught and grow up on so we are stuck that way. also, cause "Murica"
AND DID YOU KNOW THE AMERICAN CUP IS BIGGER THAN THE METRIC CUP
howw old are you?
BOTH uses the indicator of "cup" in recipes and if it's an american recipe you fuck up the ratios
this made me laugh too hard for the morning lol
none pints!
alright old soul, take your blood thinners
i forgor 👴
Reminds me of the british measuring things in stones and someone asked "which stone"
Being an elder gen z feels weird because I grew up with VHS tapes, CRT monitors and ball mice but most of the rest of gen z apparently doesn't even know what those are lol
yeah i get when they use KG, but them using stone is the same as us using lbs
We need metric system for time.
1,000 seconds = 1 minute
1,000 minutes = 1 hour
And so on
that doesn't work cause time is base 12
make that 10
you get lost minutes if you use base 10
depends on where you're from, what country etc. actually come to think of it where you are in the US would also change that sort of thing lol. the south used to be a tad behind the rest of us. they caught up
they did before, there were lunar and solar calendars that work on base 10 but you have to add a few hours every year to make sure you keep up with time
make them base 10 again
my smooth brain can do the calculations bring it on
we already have leap years idc
im with you xhirius, everthing's gotta be base 10
13 months makes more mathematical sense than a 12 month year. it fixes a lot of problems. i vote for devembruary
(this will surely make wizard pop)
yes everyone could do the calculations that's why there were 4 days missing before the gregorian calendar
Yeah that's very true, I suppose economic background would play a part too. My parents for eg didn't exactly get the latest and greatest technology
do you know what an atari 2600 is?
so basically its the consequences of industrialization
it does definitely not
but what if it's 13 months with base 10
🔫 stop being silly or you get in the pond
what pond? I like swimming. My empty head helps with floating
then you'd miss a week, which would be your vacation week
but if i have 2 vacation weeks, i still get a vacation week
I dipped my toes into the SKibidi toilet universe and i find the water SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
you lose one
but what if i reclaim it on the 13th month
look it up, it absolutely does. this is just a sample but it fixes a lot more than this.
The 13-Month Calendar: A Superior Timekeeping System
This will simplify time management, budgeting, and planning for individuals, businesses, and organizations alike. Synchronization: With each month consisting of four 7-day weeks, scheduling recurring events and appointments becomes much more straightforward.
but 13 is unlucky so no. slayyy
you would not
why is @austere crag just a normal rank and not community lead? was he removed?
facts
how can you know, we haven't had a 13th month yet
because the time runs on mathematics not on random people deciding months and days smh
Cool, but i want 4 day workweek
🤓 youre wrong because i sent you the nerd emoji
that's it im getting the cheese sock
i see, cool. now answer me this: who's kai cenat? only you're allowed to answer, no one else
he's a famous mathematician, he does set theory
nice! you and him share something in common!
that seems worse than the butter sock so i would win
it's harder
depends on the cheese 🤓
what? mathematician ? cause i am not famous nor do i do set theory
you do hella set theory. you love it too
sharp cheddar, does pierce damage
nah i finished that a week ago
you must admit that was a gouda joke
big facts
oh no, memory loss too, at such a young age 💀
i literally did smh
I would ummm nvm
i hate that video
understandable have a good rest of your day. || who's kai cenat? ||
you mean the album?!
a black man
it's one long ass video
woah there
its great and depressing i love it
bro what are these random gifs or videos you're posting 
it's terrible
I do but that's only through researching console history, my first console wouldve been a gamecube
it's deep state references
i decided to unleash my weird internet culture, that gif is the photo of an album about dementia
Life was better with The finnals severs online
Kai Carlo Cenat III (/ˈkaɪ sɪˈnæt/ KY sin-AT; born December 16, 2001) is an American online streamer and YouTuber.
Why was that one dude so important?
which one dude
That Ryan Private
He's mid
He's gyatt (no homo)
I hate mids, they always stole my jungle kills
that word is a mistake
thank you! i mean i get how it happened, i understand what you kids are saying, but man i hate it lol
I AM NOT A KID
i thought you were gen z, my bad
i am closer to 30 than 18 😭
Okay kiddo 🙂
he is 
wizard is in a quantum state of both being old and a child
then he is a kid
yes i am in a superposition rn
Man Child
Okay what is gyatt
isnt kai cenat the gen alpha slang definer
that superposition being the cheese sock or the butter sock
no thats a mental illness
Oh 😦
Is gyatt just another word for rizz
i am a mental illness fr
no it means someone has attractive curves in several parts of their body
wait the requirement to be in this chat is autism so maybe thats true
me fr fr
Sorry, i wanted to be funny, not rude
how did it start, or what does it mean today? you know how when people see a nice butt they say something like "god damn!" well if you say the god part with a y in it for extra emphasis, it sounds like gyod or gyatt....
and what does fanum tax mean
just go on any insta thirsttrap account and you will see gyatt, i believe it's derived from gyat damn, or goddamn
and why is the skibidi meme not dead yet
i don't know, i commit tax fraud
that's what it was used for originally. samuel l jackson said it like that in the tarantino movie
fanum is this guy who takes a piece from everyones delivered food (streamers who live in the same house) which is called a fanum tax
brilliant move answer
thought it's what an IRS agent becomes when they die
pulp fiction, that's what it was
nah i didnt mean a demon
a phantom tax
TIL what fanum tax is ... if you're not lying lol
Ohhh okay that makes sense (I think)
its true lol i already got muted for misinformation
checked and they arent lying
lol thanks for the backup. i didnt want to look it up cause it meant i was actually out of touch. i wanted to learn via context clues but never got there
it feels like i am doing archeology but all the subjects and references haven't died yet
you know what you have to do then
indeed, buy some dirt and throw it on em
idk your age, I'm very much gen z and I'm lost with this new trend, the pop culture actually calls these gen alpha slang now
Or bones
is that the name of the new gen? gen alpha?
yes
i'm an elder millennial from the mid 80s, so im leaping generations to understand all this nonsense
maybe beat them with a butter sock too while youre at it
have they said why alpha?
the only generation who will not understand greek
Yeah, they are out of the normal letters
cause they ran out of latin alphabet
it's the kids that were neglected by their parents and grew up watching tiktok on an ipad since the age of 2
no they get the brick sock
damn youre serious
i guess Z is the end of the alphabet so we're moving on to greek letters
Does Gen Z have a non-letter name yet?
unless they're born in greece and grow up there
If you pay attention its easy, im a late millenial (88-90)
nope gen y still hasn't gotten one
maybe move to numbers like robots?
Fortnite kids
you mean like millenials, boomers etc? not that I know of
Gen Y is the millenials.
gen 1, gen 2, gen 3 etc.
I will not be referenced as that
sorry i meant gen x
Im in the same boat troop dw
Zoomers?
and there is the flaw, paying attention to gen z and gen alpha lol. its very difficult
Zoomers. Yeah.
🫡
yea no thanks and reminder that gen z starts at early 2000s
there's no way people are being born in 2023
Gen X is Gen X, and frankly, X might be the only one that makes it their letter.
im mid gen z. Shit, im mid
tesla model fr
did the silent guys not pass the name of the previous generations
Yeah, they changing subjects quickly, they jack of all trades, master of none
totally not W rizz
the silent all died in war
even the ones born during war? shame
I am gen z but i am pretty sure i aint mid
i dislike everything you have done here lol (kidding of course)
Thats why they are silent
yep
disliking me would be pretty L fanum tax tbh, i would have to send you to Ohio
no you're low, as in a pretty low chance to keep your balance after the aneurysm. take your damn MEDS
wait is that the actual reason? i thought it was cause of silent movies rofl, im an idiot
what the fuck is this journal on about, there's no one in gen z looking for pragmatism
all they know is eat hot chip and be bisexual 😔
what
I don't sure, i just thought it sounds funny, but now it makes sense too
another deep state reference
dude i cant stop laughing at this lol
What's before silent gen?
i see, must be a zoomer thing
maybe the loud generation, the sirenheads
ummm "ancestors" lol
I love hearing my neighbors yell about god knows what
dead people
fertilizer
Fearing the turmoil faced in their youth, they played in-line, remain- ing silent as to not cause trouble.
This was my other guess, this is the reason they called silent
They shut up and dribbled
My nan is an ancestor and still going strong at 97 
we share walls with 2 neighbours and both have little children who scream all day long
this is the worst type of torture. im sorry for your loss
she a ghost
thanks im just grinding spotify time most of the day
polternan
bro playing for stats
competitive spotify tryhard
top 100
xhirius looked at quesosmash's wrapped and said "it's on"
oh this is why this journal doesn't know shit, they only tested 5000 people in brazil
the results got stolen
"You son of a bich, im in"
the results are catholic 💀
who is quesosmash and what was in their wrapped
i have to be the best at the most useless stuff or i wont be relevant
There was someone with over a million minutes on their Spotify wrapped..
now that's gen z
She beat the dead generation, nothing can stop her now
Hi hi
I definitely did not spam one song for 19000 minutes this year
They either cheated or just always have it on
immortal
Don’t believe you
hynander?! - the legend is real
sending proof in a minute
I only had 107k in total
They had to phones constantly playing music, offline and online.. Cuz Spotify counts both. It takes the fun out of it imo
ah yes gen z the epicentre of pragmatism but 38% are indifferent
Waiting for it
JESUS CHRIST!
Pragmatic my whole butter sock
Any Xennial peoples here? I think it's 82-88?
im in the %38
I am in the 49 i think i don't really get the question
also this is like 7 months, got tired of spamming after
Sidemen make music??
did you know that 97.2% of all stats are made up?
it's 80%
Quite a few of them apparently
Yap
wait no that's the amount of scientific PhD's and journals that are scams
it fucked up my wrapped idk who they are we found this song with a friend and memed it to a point which resulted in this, what I did not expect is that they're also my number one artist
Yeah, and that's one of them
I know ksi did but I didn't know any others did
Stop lying
i guess he missed the joke or im overthinking
heyyy there ya go. we're specials.
Nah off to Vampire survivors
Duolingo is saying people are ordering 8kg of tomatoes
just duolingo stuff
i need it to sustain the illegal slave arena in my cellar
that's a Sean Lock level joke lmao
no clue who that is 😔
Sean lock the legend
seems like his style is to my taste, i may watch his videos
watch him on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, hilarious
Nice job on getting to red light
@quick eagle can never guess
peaked top 257 in Splatoon 2 for example
the man the myth the legend
ty
noted somewhere, i will give it a go
I played splatoon 1 never played 2
I'll never not laugh at his "that's a challenging wank" comment 😂😂😂
should i watch the prequel of it too lmao
IT WAS TRUE
same here. never took splatoon 1 serious though. Ive got over 2000 hours in splatoon 2 though
check dm's
Damn
went pro for a reason
Made another batch @tribal isle @high igloo 🤗 Not as pretty as the other ones cuz I was rushing it, but still as tasty!
he W rizzed me in dm's no need to worry chat
i gtg guys, cya later everyone 👋
gonna make some more for launch day?
2030
(or maybe those ARE for launch day....)
i just realized there was the pre load and i haven't messed with gen chat at all.
cya!
Gimme
ngl, kinda hyped for this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV1OOlGwExM
wow...gen chat is actually kinda....normal.
it's the trailer for the next Godzilla x Kong movie
have to be red to post gifs in this channel
it's not a gif, lol. it's a youtube link
damn im stupid
Embeds*
i didn't really care if in embeds or not. i was just sharing a cool trailer.
Nah, gonna play the game that day, waited enough
Ur red now!
yeah. got it this morning!
Still yellow 😔
SOOS
dw i felt that pain only yesterday
Soon you will ascend brother
May we both ascend together
i believe in your red journey
Thank you, I shall try my best
Anyway now that that’s over with what’s everyone up to?
what levels are you guys at rn?
May we all ascend together
Hey guys, guess what!
2900 xp i’m getting there
Damn
your soooo close
Yummy!!!!
just 15 messages
what is this for?
Is it really 1 xp per message? Damn
random topics
U need that or u have tha much?
theys at 2900 last time i checked
you need 4000 for "Finalist"?
3955 specifically
something like that
They should give us a level 30 role fr
what is the difference of this with https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1009830578545246213 ?
i have that much
This chat is cooler
i understand
We talk about everything except the finals
But also talk about the finals when we don’t wanna be pestered by 10 year olds asking the same question that’s already been asked 1000 times
Everything except the finals, including the finals
maybe

when is release?
Shut
this one seems to be for more experienced chatters. whereas the finals chat is a bunch of kids spamming "soon"
real
thats what ive noticed anyway
LOL
youre a red so it dosent matter

The real g's are green
(real)
False
in my heart im a green
I guess newcomers only recognize that chat as the main chat, and whoever engages with the community a bit finds their cozy place here
ANT
true
the real g's are those here before CB1 lol
In my heart I’m a T-Rex
FLEENI
In my heart i am Embark Studios developer
AND YAS
fleeni 
yeah. thats a good way to put it
nah we have many wonderful yolks here, no matter the join date, I could say the realest are those who came before alpha just because thats when I came

and i would be lying
Bro cookies and cream ice cream sounds so good right now
I would have joined during the CB if I knew the discord server existed but only heard about it from a friend during the OB
yeah i was joking. shouldve communicated that more clearly mb
np, just to make things clear
Lol
the realest ones are ones who came here before there was such thing as THE FINALS
huh
To be honest this is the only gaming community I’ve joined and have actually felt welcome, and had made proper friends. It’s also the only game dev discord I’ve been in where the actual game devs and CMs talk in the chats. It’s nice
ask DoNuTs if you can have some cookies. theyve been baking
yup its super nice
Met a lot of cool peeps here
Who invited this guy

good stuff that you decided to stay and chat 
i have no regrets
Literally rice_scene 🎑
Everyone aside from Troop has been cool
You're welcome 😎
I also try to be nice to everyone and not be a dick
as you should
But what if it's funny
We need a little toxicity in here for flavor
Somebody has to balance things out yk
Same, out of all the game servers, this one has a lot of cool chill people
yeah, everyone be toxic to sushi for a bit
that's why you gotta start some arguments
thats my q then. Eu > Na
agreed
Let me cook the way slide got got
who let that guy cook anyway 😭
i came here just because i wanted to know release date badly💀
I did
Y’all are gonna make me cry LOL
Pretty sure a lot of people did
so you let him be racist, jagmeister? 🤔
I came here just to find groups to play wiht during the OB, then stuck around..
Oh…
He wasn't cooking bro it's more like he put ice cubes in the air fryer
yeah you threw yourself into that one 
Tbh Idk who we were talking about I just wanted to be the devils advocate
bro was boiling air
OH WAIT SLIDE- Yeah no I didn’t let him cook
He was packing some serious HEAT though fr 🔥 he called us losers
who are talking about now?
I was there when the shit went down and still had no clue what was happening
Troop is one of those chatters you gotta realize don’t take what they say seriously because they are trolling 85% of the time. Then they are pretty chill.
Just as lost as you are
better than 99% like some main chat mfs
Some dude that tried to act big but was smaller than a splinter
Agreed
when was this? hahaha
dam bro, you're right. those were some harsh words 
Let's just say that mf got got and tossed out real quick
i must have just missed it
Main chat has people who have never played the game saying they know everything about the game.
Really kicked us when we were down
His messages are gone tho he got banned in the end
and people who unironically think cloak is goated
fax. they read the wiki and now they hold eternal knowledge on the game

Perchance
Cloak is cool and all but i vastly prefer medibeam
an opinion i can live with
we gotta remember that troop is also a league main. we stay away from those
League
grapple > dash > cloak
I only have a few thousand hours
Yucky
Rule 1
idgi
Who tf is in the middle
IS THAT FUCKING YONE?
Ladies and Gentlemen
i don't know man lol, too much singed gas
I’m wondering wtf yone built to be that huge and Tanky
Yes Boss?
I prefer bitches bros and none binary hoes
Shit ton of spinach, popeye style
spinach is lit
New pfp time yk it already
Same
ill be back 
you already know Im blowing my annual salary on this game
Thas wild
Gotta save up tha extra xmas money
fr
Hello everyone 👋
Slay queen
Not quite but I like the enthusiasm
heyo!
Hi Donut! How are you today?
Cookies
Pretty good! Had amazing food all day, chill day off work. Hbu?
Coookieees
I'm about to clock in for work, so it's not gonna be a good day for me, but hopefully it won't be too bad.
I need to buy MK1
have fun ig

👋
hru?
I gott work and I don't wanna
You gotta if you want that dinero
Hope it goes well! What do u do btw?
Yeah, I know. Doesnt mean I have to like it tho lol
gotta pay for those cosmetics somehow
Nah but ✨ optimism ✨
Hazardous Waste Handling and Spill Cleanup
You're right! I gotta look on the bright side! 4 days and then I'm off again! Aaaaaand it looks like The Finals has been preloaded on console.
So you clean up chernobyl
That's not the crime scene stuff is it?
Is this where the cool kids hang out?🥺
I wish! That would be alot .ore money.
And radiation!
Don't Work with these 3 easy steps:
Step 1: Hire Chatgpt
Step 2: Realised he can't replace you
Step 3: go to work so you get enough money for me to spend on the finals
And radiation
No, that's Bio Waste and I don't have my license for that.
And radiation if you didn't know
Free tan!
Oh u need a special license? Ah okay! Names are a bit similar to me so wasn't sure
This guy gets it! 👆

Before you leave i'll leave you with my latest
f
rock n stone
Yeah. It basically just means you completed the training. I'm actually have my license for being part of a Haz Waste Response Team, but for the most part I just work in a factory.

Rock and Stone!!!!
So if I throw some battery acid on my floor I can call you to clean it up


I mean, technically. But it would need to be a BIG battery
Im gonna eat some plutonium
Gimme some
I might have some spare triple A's
its alr its very different from mk11 the input times feel different
No
Don't do that you'll turn into a yellow dog
I think he might like being a yellow dog
It's Looks good tho so I wanna try it but idk if I'll even bother playing it
heck yeah
If only I didn't have to work, I could be mining right now
I bought deep rock but never played it
wut??? Why not?
simply don't work
Idk what the hype is about drg tbh I tried it a few times but it doesn't feel like it has anything that keeps you hooked
he did not rock or stoned
@raw vault You gotta get them in the mine 👆
I did rock and stoned
the children yearn for the mines
Ah okay, hope the work's not too bad
Minecraft breeds slavery
They need something to do
They're practicing to work in the lithium mines for all those electric car batteries
Alright, I gotta go now.
Bye guys! 👋
bye bye
Have a good one g
Idk man they're willingly staying in my base
lol fair
Willingly
bye bye
Which do you prefer MK11 or MK1?
mk1
Warhammer.
Thank you for showing me this
Ahah, glad you like it
I meant I put a boat and a minecart in front of them and they could have took it and left(the boat was on land and the minecart let to nowhere since it was just 3 rails long but they still had the choice)
I'll probably pick it up at Christmas then
What is the off-topic topic rn
I believe slavery
No just no
bro what
Read up
What do you think stan lee would think of this
So basicly Viscera Cleanup Detail but IRL
He would not approve
ahhhh fair enough
I’m not getting a warning again
Nah, time to bed, have fun all
gn sjat
gn
Fairs
^me every day at work with negative motivation
pre load on xbox and PS???????
What's up with everyone saying that?
Going to work every day with fresh aversion
Yeah because I know that I could do everything from home but I'm in the office because of bs reasons
I mean today was a good work day for me
That's nice
i feel like im matching people using scripts
theyre just executing the most complex combos easily
Fleeni stinky
Jag u smell
And aoki stinkii
you're both smelly, take a shower together
Ayo

This might be completely random I’m trying to find an audience like a random TikTok video or not i feel like this is so simple but there has to be flaws and thought why not try here. If there’s a lot of people here what’s stopping us from say each of us getting some dough ? Like if this a rule on the channel I’ll stop but like if there’s a lot of us and we all like took turns sending each other like $5 would that not be a win? If there’s a big flaw I’m missing let me know I just thought we could all have a little for holidays coming up especially
Glady fleeni let's go 
Pls let me know if there’s a black hole I’m missing I’ve been think h about this for too long lol
Read rule 10 g
Just saw it lol okay no more thank you
y'all are boring we were going to be rich
Lmaooo I saw a big convo on TikTok like this and my dumbass moved on I regret not going to it
that was a close one!
Was that a ranked match or something?
how many wins do u need to get elder god
idk ive never won a ranked match
because the "fair" matchmaking isnt fair
despite it being a ranked gamemode it just throws me with people far better
yeah thats bad design for a fighting game
So basically what you're saying Ranked matches aren't actually Ranked matches
that's fighting games for you
bruh whats the point of fatal blows if people can just block them instantly
because youre given time in the cutscene that throws it to hold block
they're meant to be supers?
in mk11 they auto hit
i won my first game and then i got thrown into a rematch
because apparently in ranked its not just 2 matches its the 1st to two so i just gave him the win by leaving because im not winning the second game and then losing because i know id lose
the dude was doing crazy arial combos ;-;
i only know one combo and everyone seems to get hit priority through it
unlike me with my combos
I love arguing with cod babies in general
This guy getting pissed off is the highlight of my day
Brotha was a little upset a roblox furry made a game that outsold cod
lol he probably has no friends to play lethal company with, probably the reason he hates it
He said he had friends but I fully believe he’s lying
@austere crag
A small price to pay to get rid of unfunny mfs
Damn i think i know a guy whos like top 25 on mk11
what message
oops wrong clip
what is there to decrypt in that lol
you cant even combo block out of it
the game just says "this is your life now loser"
Mk is the home of spammers
Damn shits cryptic and stuff
ive never won a match and the game is matching me with people that have stats 100x better than mine
in ranked and casual
the game doesnt give a shit that im a noob its just like "L get gud scrub"
I had to end on a loss tonight 😔
Go to #🏆┇rank-check for commands
#🏆┇rank-check go here and type -r
Make a wish
i physically cant lose rank im at the bottom i physically cant go any lower
And i thought i was bad …
I havent played mk11 since it came out
yeah im dogshit at any game i play i cant even fo the third combo for kitana
literally i physically cant do it
i can do each section just not the whole thing
Do you use a keyboard or controller?
maybe play against bots first and learn more combos that way
like i can do the 1st half and the 2nd half but i cant do them together
controller lol the games impossible on keyboard
playing against good players wont make you progress in skill
True
Nah I disagree I learned to play guilty gear strive playing against my friends who were on high floors
playing against the same player makes you learn their playstyle not the game
It would
If they are high rank…
fine its not efficient to play against really good players when you dont know jackshit
it doesnt when all they do is kick your ass with the same 2 combos on loop and the game doesnt let you trigger a core mechanic that is supposed to counter it
Hello chat wat we talking about
I played against 5 of them who were all tourney level and now I don’t drop any online games when I play against randoms so 🤷♂️
so yeah i can do each half just not the whole thing
and as you said "friends" im sure they didnt go all out, which would of course be helpful
Git gud is the only good advice honestly
Nah they 100% didnt I didn’t win a match for 100 games I once had a session where I went 100 games until I got a win
yk youre a piece of shit for having that mentality.
What is this conversation about?
thats like saying "oh you fell over? just walk better scrub"
it doesnt help anyone and it just makes you look like a prick
Simply don’t fall
Yes but in some situations the only thing u can do is get better and nothing else
yes but saying "get better" helps no one
git gud is only valid on soulslike tbh, many games have better ways than bashing your head at the problem repeatedly
No it’s actually good advise
You dont put a highschool wrestler in the cage with a ufc fighter
thats like someone asking "do you know how to fix this?" and you just say "yeah i know" and then leave
it doesnt tell them how or where or why
I would
ofc the end goal is getting good but "how" is the main problem here
Sure theyll learn a thing or two but it is the least effective way of learning
then maybe you should go learn the definition of advice
It’s nothing like that
It is a good advice
I guess that’s just my preference I prefer being against the hardest opponents
My advise is that you need to get better at blank
I will bash my head until I win
its really not
See, same thing u just made it sound less harsh
It is tho lol
This aint anime brobro
depending on the subject i do that as well, but its not always the most efficient way
christ almighty you two are braindead
There is no advice in like how you’d get good u just gotta do it ._.
Yeah saying guy good sounds rude but is genuinely good advise
but sure yeah its my fucking dumbass fault for just being so fucking shit at everything
I heard it alot didnt seem rude to me
Not sure what anime’s gotta do with a fighting game tbh most people do the same
i should just fuck off and shut my gonk mouth because i dont know anything and i never will
Well no u cant be bad at everything u just have to progress
most people never achieve anything in their lives
I usually see it as the fastest way tbh
Some find it rude some don’t clearly Aoki finds it rude
It takes time just like anything else
😭 yeah sadly but idk, there is no better advice cuz everyone gets better at their own pace, even if like u be oh do this do that bla bla parry this and shit everyone will find their own meta
Doing something with no intention just for the sake of “just doing it until I win
” is stupid. You have to practice with intention
And thats where “git gud” comes from
Exactly everyone “gits good” in there own way
Alright this conversation is dumb im gonna eat lunch
I never said I wasn’t learning anything what makes you make that assumption? I obviously pickup on tricks and styles used by opponents or even tech???
Cya lol
I think I got put in the wrong conversation
You literally described it as bashing your head into a wall until you win???? did I make the wrong assumption or did you say it in a bad way
Exactly, that’s why souls games are the best cuz u cant get any kinda help if u want to play the game and not cheese it
lol
git gud comes from souls games in which you have to get used to patterns of the bosses which is easily possible by just trying it repeatedly
this is not the case in most games
Yeah in the way I’m gonna keep fighting them till I’m good enough to win???
No but what’s possible in most game is practicing and getting good your own way
Learning patterns is a part of any game,
I personally don’t like souls games but I understand the whole git Gus stuff as I used to be a very competitive player
best video about "git gud" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSXTZ3Nihs
The best advice can be hard to swallow
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i watched this video its gold. Solaire is goatted npc
I love vldl they are great
Thats how you build muscle memory not tact
But I guess winning is winning in the end so i go eat
Cya
U will never “git gud” just memorising the pattern
U gotta make ur own tact eventually
not sure how that helps with managing git, but I will give it a go, does it go over the differences to mercurial and perforce?
In souls games tho that is kinda part of getting gud other games require other things in order to get gud
Lmaoooooo
just force push everything
But get gud is a great advice for all of them
Agreed
So i can say aoki over reacted 😔
If u want I was only here near the end of the convo
it didn't really help me committing over the main branch by accident but ya know 
force push to main is an interesting vibe indeed!
Simply heavenly pot buster them
Go for big reads or go home
What book would be considered big reads?
The stranger
The very hungry caterpillar
10/10
I will look into it Ty
The hobbit book is small but the pages have a shit ton of words on them
I love the hobbit and lord of the rings one of the best series of all time
so what you are saying the video isnt any good? why you recommend it then! confusing!
Def
Spreading misinformation
I also loved the rangers book series
ense
that was to @frank spire but discord scrolls too fast for this old man! xD
👏 👏
getting gud at git is a different speciality
lol 😂
Wtf 😭
Hmm?
I believe it is a question of rtfm as usually
Some msg got deleted faster than i could mention a mod 😦
Luke did u see it ?
Yea I saw no idea what it said tho
Cant say it dont want a ban 😔
I'm the one who deleted it
Damn
That was fast wow
Nice pfp
well im going to sleep, good night everyone
Gn slep well
rtfm is so boring when it comes to some stuff though 
Hmh hmh
Aight i gotta sleep , goodnight everyone
Gngn
Gn slep well
Why wdym ?
I need answers
Arnt those old ?
Prove it
I need answers
I don’t want to forget
But the finals opening is not in the background it proves nothing other than that u can move your hand
It doesn’t connect to the servers tho
wait tf is going on here
Dw about it
dm 👀
Yea dm me
me2
I ain’t paying fo shit
brother u showing shi is illegal whos in the wrgong here
What they don’t know won’t affect them I promise not to leak
Alright I will stop asking
Wdym hint?
???/
fr
Are u saying we can play on a certain time zone in a certain location
And how did u manage to solve this puzzle
And how did u find this puzzle
I need to know the start of this puzzle can u not give that?
That does not give me. A start tho with no info there are hundreds or time zones to test
I know to start there but could still be anywhere also I am not on my pc atm so I am just getting what ever info I can
Ahhhh run away
Oh no
hope yall do good lol
I've been waiting so long to play finals and I thought it was finally out again cause someone was playing it earlier but that was just playtest and now my hopes and dreams are decimated
lol
how
lol nah bro
No shot ur lying
please tell me im desperate
Scroll up to my convo with him
He is a big fat phoney!
you can get in if youre a mod
take a selfie with gameplay not the loading screen
it's not out yet, and there's no playtest
anyone can open the beta game and. see tha
Starts here
when was that
Probs fake tho
I still don’t trust
when did you convo
yoyo. just make sure to check #game-announcements for news. it's not out yet and there are no playtests 
how change location
@modern narwhal click here
Use a vpn
O_o
Hello
Tysm

lol 😂
you can just boot the executible in the game files to get that
just returns "servers offline"
So I need to increase by 1 hr its 4:30 for me
for it to be actual bait, it has to be something the fish want to eat. this is shenanigans lol. so you launched the .exe and you checked your time... you havent shown anything in-game so you're full of it
show more what 
Its just the load up and splash screen
you aint getting any futher bucko
Yeah I know I am just egging it on
Gn eggos
these people should be taken out behind the chemical sheds. dont entertain the very clear, very poor troll
Gn
But it’s fun lol
Sure buddy
you strike me as the type of person that could tell me the names of the crayon colors by flavor
Rule 9 is also pretty clear on leaked content and the like
So even your bait is just a daft move my guy
We shall see
lol
so what else is going on people? im listening to an incredibly boring call, gettin paid to chill
Nothing much
Baiting leaks falls under the same thing
We all know youre just fishing
but pushing it will just result in a ban or something similar
You're not impressing or convincing anyone bud
Who’s braincells?
Polys
nah
but my boy luke there does
Polymathic?