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You mean apple have finally decided to release the update that slows down your hardware
Usually it does but ok
Wtf thats just being extreamly selfish to try "fix" some one that is just different to you
It doesn't it just leads to the chat getting shut down because the mods don't like arguments and then everyone gets warned and then people act all shitty about it
Oh wow you’re going there haha, they did it for a good reason and they don’t do it anymore
Welcome to the internet lol
My battery got replaced last year so no, it is running at full capacity
Idk tbh maybe this is with flagships but literally all my old androids get security updates for longer than the 3 years they are being sold, my huawei's to my samsungs to my sony's
I'm not entirely sure the software updates matter that much, the chances that you are the target of an attack as a consumer are pretty low, and unless you install risky shit or click the wrong stuff I feel you can mitigate most of it
people don't get that the hardware was being throttled because the battery life was getting bad. apple even got sued for it and they don't do that anymore 
Try fixing michael jackson lol
There's no good reason to put a limit of processing and charging speeds to make people buy the newer models lol
I know, and I maintained my phone
when was the last time you've had an android phone that gets 2 years only lol, my pixel 4 is doing fine (besides the garbage battery)
Yeah gender as a whole is a slippery slope on the internet
Could just give my phone a new life with custom roms. Pixel experience is one of my favs
hello
You shouldn’t fall for conspiracy theories like that
Let's not get started with this or Sexual Orientation, back to tech 
The apple issue is just more the updates are made for the newer models and so older systems started working too hard. Doubt it's purposeful just a case of the phone not being able to handle the modern software
yeah
goodmorning princess ||its a joke i dont care if you are a man||
If I had some money i would've upgraded my phone already, the battery is ATROCIOUS, like INSANELY ATROCIOUS
Nah just most of the incels live on the internet and they always feel the need to shit on women wherever they are
literally my xperia 5 mk 2 that i bought at the end of 2020.
@raw vault i have an xperia 1 device as my work phone (private phone but uses work number) and it hasn't received anything since 2022
Obviously this is a normal thing for anything
good morning my man ||i dont care if you are a girl||
Sony is known for having low support.
Otherwise you’d have to make 7 different OS variants each year
you got that right
Well that said, the downside is apple pretty much forces you too update which isn't ideal
Not exactly a conspiracy theory they literally teach it in computer science courses when you cover sustainability and planned product lifetime
👍
Not sustainable for any company, commercial or not
Most devices have a market lifetime of 4 years after that they will try to get you to buy the new model in apple's case they also slow down your hardware to insentivise the purchase of a newer model
Don't PCs have planned obsolescence or something like that
That's odd i haven't had that.
I think another pro with android is what @brazen sapphire said, i can just custom rom the hell out of them. Apple does however have good camera quality and i like their Ai optimization they use to boost their lower core CPU's and lower MP cameras to contend with Android's better hardware
They are supposed to get slower with time and wear by design
A lot of people forget apple is quite literally marketed as a "luxury" item. Same people cry when it isn't as good as there google pixel. You are literally buying it for the name tbh
Jail break sucks on iphone.
Gucci phone
Sadly yes
My pixel 4 which is a 2019 phone will just now stop getting support, which imo is more than enough
Yes but they don't limit hardware they just don't sell it and the prices for them on the market drops significantly
Thats just terrible to hear. Hopefully some day the idea of being other then straight is the norm to everyone but on that note whats your gpu?
6950xt in my desktop
i don't really care about cameras in a phone that much. as long as the phone takes decent pics, im happy. also custom roms are good yes I agree, but phone manufacturers are making it harder to root a phone, and safety net being used for apps that block users from downloading them because you unlocked your bootloader is bs
I have 2 iphones. iPhone 13 and iPhone 14. Don't even use the 14 cos its a work phone
Meanwhile I've been repairing my phone myself and its been alive for more then 6 years :')
Just ignore them because their opinion is irrelevant, most of them don't have a voice anyway
my psp its been alive longer than me :P
pixel 4 was not available in sweden, it was only until pixel 7 that the nordics finally got pixel phones. so yeah not everyone has the same android phone markets
Thats quiet the beast off a gpu i only have a rtx 2060
I have my flip phone from when I started school and it still works fine the thing is like 12 years old
Yeah, i think it's an overall terrible to restrict the market into monopolistic practices like limiting 3rd party repairs or just killing modifcations outright, THIS is why motorola is king
bro that pixel 8 pro in blue looks too good, my broke ass is hungry for that
6 pro hasn't let me down, I liked the curved screen edges on it too
Yeah I saved up for ages for it and got myself into a bit of debt over it lmao
Yeah honestly
rx 570 😔
that's a good one too tho. Most games will be played on it
okok
With this logic all opinions are irrelevant and we should just not talk about anything
yeah and it costs as much as an iphone 15 pro. it's less cheaper than the samsung s23 i guess but do you get my point that pricing in phones is not a factor that much anymore if you go for flagships?
ye
Bruv are you xp farming 👿
They charge it cos people pay it.
And it drives their profits up
nah
100%, unless you go for a midrange, it's crazy that in europe the pixel is like 200 euros more than in america
Buy a ps5 instead
Pls don't cause they will up the slowmode to 1min
Oh couldnt you have payed it in installments just wondering?
why should i 😔
already have one, now what?
He's making meaningful contributions to the topic
buy an OLED monitor huhuhu
true
i bought my 3070 during pandemic time when the prices were crazy 🤣
People complain about microtransactions and phone prices etc. The reason they exist is because us suckers buy it, and if you don't I promise the majority do

Yeah but soon it will be obsolete
shove it up yo- go sail the high seas
rich
I think so but you end up paying more with that (it's only fake debt) I just need to buy less food and sell a bunch of stuff which I've already started doing
i have another idea. open wide
Same.
rich too?
call of duty mobile average community:
I'm lucky I got a 3080 at base msrp at launch :')
Bro isn't hiding it anymore lmao
I don't think so 💀
there was nothing else to buy. This was the only one available tbh, had some money saved from working and couldn't bother playing on my shitty laptop that would lag on csgo....
Yeah i bought my pc around that time for like 899 bucks
Just stupid
Ikik I was messing
i was getting a pc to this time. 500-1000k my dad spend and its still working so good, got amd
nuh uh
Gon ping mods cause he's gonna remove our nice 15 second cooldown 
Nooo
My first PC was an AMD my parents got for me when I was 11. What a pile of shit
i went from a 2080 super to 3070 as a free upgrade (insane)
then went to 3070ti because 3070 got borked (free replacement, the ti is a shit card)
i was looking for either amd or nvidia didn't care. Would sit down and wait on the waiting lines they had online lmao
Won't actually cause they will remove it anyway
fortntie
Ping mods to give us gif perms since we can post every other type of media
I built my first pc when I was 16 lol my access to the internet was very limited before that
I remember when a 1080 was top tier
there was also a youtube channel streaming whenever a gpu would be available on different sites xD
Still lets say you buy a crazy 2k pre built pay it in 1-3years and you dont have to starve your self for Four months
Nah 
I don't each much anyway so it's not that bad
ion like prebuilt pc they're not nice
It's my main form of communication 😢
guess ur muted till you reach red (lov'ly paradox)
i built my first pc when i was 13 and i had no limits to the internet
ive seen a lot of disturbing sh*t
My prebuilt is doing pretty well
Bruh, my first GPU was a 3dfx voodoo with 8MB of VRAM.
also i joined Luffys Crew
If you didn't watch liveleak when you were a kid... have you really lived
never heard of it 😔
Did you find the one piece?
just go on instagram reels nowadays, eventually you'll see a random indian guy get obliterated by a truck
Good morning everyone
I've seen a lot of distributing stuff just sadly irl and sometimes had it done to me 1st hand
Geforce 2ti I think for me :')
I avoided desensitizing stuff like the plague cause creating sociopaths in the youth is not a good move
Early Internet had plenty of disturbing shit
The one piece is real
My brother taught me how to sail the high seas :P
integrated graphics>>>
Am scared to build my own pc due to forgetting something and turning it on and frying it
( i have adhd if i even think about something for too long i forgor what i was doing )
I watched liveleak and turned out fine (I didnt, I am insane)
If a kid sees it and thinks its okay then there is already something wrong with them or the parents
I have no idea, it was like 20 years ago
Perfect time for whitebeard gif but no perms, you need to carry the torch
Nah usually the kid isn't fine with it but at the 3rd, 4th, 8th or whatevs video they get used to it and just condition themselves to be a mentally deranged internet user who thinks people dying is "ok"
can spot them from a mile away cause when someone goes "u shouldn't watch it" they go "IT'S FINE DW LMAO IT'S NOT EVEN THAT BAD"
I get you, but me and a lot of my friends saw that shit growing up and none of us are violent or pyscotic.
Silly Russian man operating a lathe
Why
That's when you know it's the worst
I think there is good and a bad too watching those videos. Very humbling for sure.
i mean if you can watch those videos without feeling like this is the most horrific stuff you've ever seen and instantly clicking away and then being absolutely traumatized by it then you are already far gone
Watching it is definitely unhealthy
I see them but instead i feel like "that man at least didnt feel a thing, im sorry for his family that had to see him reduced into ice cream"
Indeed. Depends how bad we are talking tbf
It's just a reminder of how fragile we are and how quickly things can go wrong
watching people meeting their fathe in some way that wuold never happen in nature is surely bad
also how companies try to cut costs in every way possible
I think you are underestimating how fked up nature can be
It's the equivalent of going to battle, seeing people get shot, stabbed whatever in history, getting that shellshock which then devoid you of any empathy or sympathy for these scenarios cause you are so normalized to it [without actually going to war] you get all the brain damage without any of the necessity of it
I beg to differ watching a cartel execution or a shcool shooter dosent really have any upsides to it
Im sure it wuold be impossible to turn into a bayblade in nature
It's not even neutral, it's just bad
Happy lil goof
Nah. Videos and in person is 2 very different scenarios. With video it's no different to watching a movie in the sense of you can deattach and just right it off as fake
perfect timing
nice dawg
War Thunder battle hardened me in this way, game is brutal
Yeah thats what i was going for
battlefield:

Again there is extremes. I'm not talking this far gone
Rising storm/red orchestra
lets talk about how stupid kids are instead
The actual desensitizing of your mind to things that are abhorrent is the exact same in both, you literally destroy your ability to be a normal human, where in the past there was atleast a good reason for it, now it's just for fun
Dunlewey is a kid right 🌚?
I agree in that sense but a video and in person will still have 2 very different affects. Much easier to disassociate from a video
nuh uh
I'm not a fan of snuff video, but I will say this: I live near the mountains, and tourists do really dumb shit around bears that wander into town. If someone ever gets mauled on video, I'm watching every damn second of it.
Which makes it arguably worse, you can just go watch it whenever u want and have none of the physical effects, you can just do it over and over and over
being an idiot and unlucky are 2 different things
and then when it happens in real life you just go "THAT'S SO COOOOOOL JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS!!!"
The people who record some shit concern me more
Californians are free food for the local wildlife
Good morning everybody
Hallo
sadly our locals are dumb as shit, too
Tbh Nothing has change much to root a phone. Just need a computer and a phone that is compatible with the ROM of your need. If you know what're doing you can make increase the security of your phone by a lot.
No one knows how they'll react IRL till it happens tbf.
Goodmorning princess
i get your point, but it's not really something i would do to a flagship phone that costs a lot
I carry for the sole reason for wanting to defend myself from local wildlife, both urban and in nature
it won't defend u against me

You're a wild thing
You don't have to. You should do that when your phone stops getting any official updates.
you do know how they react, they record it and put it on liveleak
@warped forge if it aint my fav turk bestie 
The look ur mom has when she sees what the fuck you're doing in your freetime
Are ya winning son?
real
Sees genshin impact
oh Ily is turkish? Merhaba
Damn, i define as turk bestie now
Well when u have many besties you get an epithet, if you don't like the turk one u can choose another
that's not my mom
i carried briefly while I was in law school due to a very specific, crazy opposing party. After that, wasn't worth it for me.
Lies
just clarifying
Just like butter
never even touched one
It's a very touchy subject sometimes so I only bring it when strictly necessary because I'm not looking to hurt people
Howdy everyone
Let's start a discussion that is not too touchy
Yessir
no
The wild dirty wolf stared at the open glistening chat,and was very confused
💀
Aren't cheese burgers just the best thing? Like you can put so much stuff on them as long as it's a beef patty with cheese
@night musk :D


I'm gonna hurt you... I like veggie burgers too
Just bought the MCC so I could replay this scene
a veggie burger cannot be defined as a cheese burger
veggie burgers 💀 💀
What if you put pineapple on it
Evil
Actually the best thing i have ever tried
are you crazy?
Pineapple on borger is a thing?
I love hawaiian cheese burgers, they are sweet, salty, has the nice contrast between juicy beef, and the crunchy pineapple
I’ve actually never tried Pineapple on Burgers. But on Pizza? That’s a crime.
I like deer burgers too
no please dont recreate it
In Fortnite this would be Travis Scott and Master chief 
Of course they are so nice
@night musk Deer cheese burgers aint cheese burgers
https://tenor.com/view/halo-game-halo-intro-gif-19532441 Share same clips from you gameplay. #🪁┇off-topic-media
its a burger and it has cheese
👍
||I was just trying to stir a discussion, I don't like pineapple||
No beef patty, no cheese burger, have to add Deer- epithet
good choose
oh yeah, so what happens if I ground up beef with deer and made patties with that
💀
My coworker brought in a pineapple pizza and I tried a slice, it did not live up to the hype
@brazen sapphire will do brother
It slaps, i would recommend, american cheese + beef + pineapple is an underrated combo
The hell is he at a Walmart ?
Natural wolf diet
on pineapple?
Omg u guys talking about foods again
he started it
This channel’s name should be off topic food now
Nah the paramout made a halo series. I've watched it so you don't have to
haha
You'd have to say deer still cause you can't qualify a burger if there's anything more than beef, hence why you get bacon cheese burgers, or cheese & beef patties etc.
@warped forge i thought u loved food
It was @brazen sapphire
#🥚┇off-topic message
1 hour and a half; close
I love food but reading here, u guys talking food makes me so hungry 
Ooof it was bad?
We don’t talk about that series
U should def get food
ok what if its a double patty one beef one eer
🤪
It's hard NOT to talk about food
The whole series sucked. But master chief acter was fine.
I woke up like an hour ago, im hungry but dont wanna eat
HA
double is an amount increase so it would be a double deer & beef cheese burger
Bottom text 💀
still works
Man i am so hungry now lmao, i love fooooooood
It's not bulk season i cry
haha
Packed another mean chicken wrap for lunch today
I am getting a poke bowl
|| *actor || ooof that’s sad
I am going to make spaghetti bolognaise and meal prep for the next 4 days
now someone starts with some cursed food and then we'll do it in another hour again
Pingled with cheef
I love ahi bowls
yess
wtflip
Soup is a drink
I love public transport
So is gravy
grazy
What the fuck is a grazy
shut up 😭
I am getting spicy tuna this time tho
😔
Yup. It was big disappointment from the paramount. They ruined it so bad.
How do I miss a key and hit one FOUR WHOLE KEYS AWAY
My fav sushi is them lovely sashimi
Found a great noodle place nearby, I haven't tried all the flavors yet
Omg so fcking good. Now im planning to get a ahi or tuna bowl too for my lunch
AND they have a sushi bar 🔥
haha, bro is talking about coke and fries 6mins
What u tried so far?
share
pls
I love causing problems on purpose.
My mom js came back with street food
But i cant eat since my belly is doing that thing🥲
Spicy Ramen, spicy miso soup so far
where you got this memes / infos
If i get it or find close by definitely will
This is why ur the best 
its not a meme, its a lifestyle

How was it? Good?
Absolutely delish
bro knows everything about coke and fries halo
You are so stoic
Anything soup is an instant win for me, I always get Hot and Sour soup at Chinese restaurants
Last year i went to downtown for a recommended ramen place. Waited like idk 2 hours, ramen bowl was soooooo mid… Biggest dissapointment
@lavish tangle ig youve made the coke & fries halo vid
Incorrect.
Right, some of them are so mid you wonder how they are still around
I've been in a video game drought since the finals ended. Anybody have an game reccomendations while i wait for it to come back?
fortnite
You are just the messiah who spread it
No
Bopl battle demo if you have friends, the game is about to drop fully, think it'll be free too.
This might be a random question but does anyone know what kind of car this is?

Lethal company
skyline ig
that front looks very deloreaney
looks like a BMW to me
thank you!
haha not bmw
The broth was just sea weed smelling like. No richness or anything. When i was home i remake it and was wayyy better. Fyi one bowl was like 25-27 dollars 
That Suggs
try
my friends have forced me to play it and it just got boring after like a week
😱
i dont' think it's an accurate representation of a real model, but that picture does look a lot like a delorean
Sounds like a really bad miso, I stopped going to one place because I got the fishiest Miso I've ever tasted, actually gross
The two to one week phase haha
well obviously
i started playing 3 days ago, not that bored rn
shit looks ai generated
same with minecraft 😂
yeah i know haha
Mustang?
nah
I'm ngl i'm in my trig class rn using parsec to play games on my computer
bro acting like he knows what the car actually is
ofc
ok haha
I was just going by the grille lol
is there any games that don't require a mouse to play that you can recommend? payed or free doesn't matter.
car looks older than the oldest skyline
not really sorry, i dont play that much games
😭
Helo
Terraria kinda, you're really casting a narrow net lol
An rts could work
driving simulator
bro..
DCS 😎
That software where you can use your eyes and it acts like a mouse
Eye tracking
the day he crashes in game its over
then this bro got nothing left
Crashes and then it flips him over
I can see that thing flying off the rails
haha "realistic" flying simulator
Least competitive DCS main
Average War Thunder player
(me)
is this even functional??? id die inside one of those things
Yes but you need a seatbelt and ejection seat
Is it true you struggle with FPS and Sickness?
a very unfortunate truth 
living life
Breathin
gangsta toast
im happy to hear that
hey hey
Doing great
Yoo momo is alive
damn today i had a driving lesson and i almost RAN OVER a old woman but im feeling great
Skill issue
best toast, i just had toast
still learning brother still learning
french toast>
Go tell that to that old woman lmao
gtosta>>>>>
tosta is the translation of toast in portuguese
gaytosta>
YASINE! HOW ARE YOU?
yasine whadup
good to see you momo
i wam well, doing my best as usual. hbu?
yasine up already? i thought u were american
Could use some comfy duck-tape and strap someone in there.
uhh, EU
it looks like a cross between an e38 and a camaro, i dont think it exists
i say the same!
im good too, checking on stuffs around, and glad to see all chats very behaved 
denmark?
sweden
well it is clearly ai generated lol
greece nvm i just saw ur bio
duck tapes? but our tapes are just family memories! 
just giving him a reference 😭
oh damn im dumb XD NEVERMIND im so lost
i knew i wasn't wrong with the bmw vibe
good morning off topicers
im so shocked that i just heard about this game now (like late october)
how are we all doing on this fine morning
The time to change that has come :>
change what 
im spooning, hbu?
wellbehaved chat
I slept 12 hours, nothing can stop me
nah keep it behaved i love this 15s
to super well behaved chat, yeah? 
on my behavioral shit today
Helo momooo
nuh uh
hewo Pab! hru?
I'm dead
cure: the finals
i dont have it 
Momo what's your opinion on Wendy's?
Cringe
never ate there
damn really? That spicy chicken sandwich is hard
im trying it for the first time next month
you make it sound like it's blessed by gordon ramsey 💀
well, maybe one day! 
vising USA 😁
pls send us your review!
oh ok lmao
i will momo, oh momo and i wanted to ask you whats your favorite game
what else should i try in NYC?
I went there and asked. The trays have 30 piece, 64, 120, and 200 piece nugget meals
200 Chick-fil-A nuggets…
hmmm i do like some devil may cry!
interesting

It feels like a mix of a 1969 Nissan Skyline C10 and a Delorian
have a pizza, make sure that it's an authentic one. Anything that has a sign "World's Best" Is not the world's best. The natives who are good at what they do don't need to advertise like that
angelonis?
Howdy Momo
ever tried Dantes Inferno?
its the headlights that give me the E38 vibe
the mode? nah, i'm not a tryhard, i'm too much of a filthy casual 
momo idk why u give me the vibe of cuphead player
i do wanna try that game, it's in my wishlist xD
i be doing river rafting tomorrow, hopefully i don't die
u won't, rafting is cool
Ur cool
i can gift u it honestly i have a bunch of steam balance
so are u 

White Water Rafting is so fun
yeaa i knew!
ty for your offer
but no, i've got a few i wanna finish first 
bg3 and rdr2 are on the queue
damn hes riiiiiiiiiiich
The Gate of Mr. Baldur The Third awaits you
trading tf2 items lol
man should i play titanfall?
team fortress 2
ok
oh can you make money of that?
i thoguht it was kinda dead
Yeah go play Titanfall it's really fun
It's surprisingly very active for such an old game, it aged well
Steam kept market place alive but a lot of things don't sell for much(the game is active too)
multiplayer or campain?
@austere crag HENLO TAKE THIS PURRITO
i used to like it but its too fast paced for me
OMG A CAR PURRITO I CANT BELIEVE IT
Are you gonna adopt it?
Muh HL3
me? the car? yes?
The purrito
ngl, if i could, i would
ive got some stuff to take care of, but imma start saving to have a big ass house for cats and me
my cottagecore dreams heck yea
please don't eat the purrito
200 calories
I'm just waiting to get chosen by a cat in the street at this point
Me but opossum.
you can be chosen at a cat adoption centre 
I need a house too so I can keep animals
that's also fair but my building doesn't accept pets
WHAT
the cat distribution system sooner or later will automatically assign you a cat
yeah they are monsters
I even asked if they have a tax I can pay but nope
Kiwii, i will help you move out dude
125,822 calories
Mine the same
i cant with places like that
Hi Momo
like, ok if you are renting and all, cuz the house aint yours and such
kiwii give me your landlords e-mail, I'll send them some cute cat pictures
but if you bought it and they say: nah, imma be real mad
Eat them, with a fork and knife
What goin on in the jawn
hewo i wish i could be all
but now im mad cuz kiwii and myst cant have cats
we've been looking for other places around here but got another 5 months in the contract
And still u guys talking about food, there are some hungry people here huh?
I'm renting that's why
i see, after that you're out?
if you need help, lmk ill hook u up
yeah, in that case.... it's a b but.......... yeah
yeah it's really sad, I'm too lazy to make food but also ppl don't stop talking about it
EXTREMELY
wha? Why they can't have cats. Cats are life. Cats are love. We need to worship cats.
i had fruits, and then i had toast that was actually cheese sandwich toasted, and carrot cake, and cappuccino
Maybe, it's a really good place in the center lol but I hear if I have some connections I can find better and cheaper
buildings don't accept them
a travesty
very appropriate! 
oo i see 
oh gotchu. well that's too bad
yes, for a diverse diet, and happy duck!
carrot cake my beloved
I had a cat once, had to give her away cause too many dogs already. She is doing fine now though.
I never had a drink at starbucks, but their carrot cake slaps
i do enjoy their caramel stuff
SPIN THE @sour plank

DO NOT THE KIWII

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
oh caramel is nice yes yes
Cat_selfie.jpeg
This is sad, very cute cat
fr everytime I point my phone at my cat she just looks away
maybe not on this one tho
Immediate side eye, stops playing, walks away
I've mastered the incognito camera technique
lmao
Hello guys
Wrap my hand around the phone and take pictures through the gaps of my fingers
Having a headaches after math exam.
Hallo 👋

Writhing part was kinda good. But Viva 🤧
🥰
thats a game
Carssssss
what about Hollow Knight?
really!? imma check it out then! 
cuz it's also a very hard mode in dmc xD
Skill issue lol
for me not completeing the same game again on its hardest difficulty is not rewarding at all but you do your own thing
i watched my brother and friend play it a lot, so now for me it's just....... idk, not truly fun
yeah, some people do enjoy just going insanely difficult in game, i just like chilling xD
Yeah ik its a rogue like
I like metroidvanias but hollow knight isnt really my kind of game
Fair, I really like playing as the cute little bug
yeah, i enjoy watching people play metroidvanias, but i dont like playing them much myself 
I beat metal gear rising on revengance difficulty without any healing items. It was awful.
gow ghost of sparta has one level where you simply have to go through a LOT of hordes of enemies
you die, you start from 0
I chill in multiplayer games, but I go hard in single-player.
Metroid series is actually good
I've always been more into pvp games
ooooooooo yea i like going to the dmc tower to just kill enemies and all, but when im like: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
fr fr it's a classic!
Fps is my JAM
you tried Bayonetta Momo? assuming you like DMCs combat
Enigma moment
Yeah they're pretty good
From what ive played
Super metroid
Metroid Fusion
Am2R
Metroid 2 (Nintendo 3ds)
Metroid dread
I'm into both fps and fighting games
What's the supposed to mean?
i hate the fact that its a rogue like yet no parry
i wanna 
I used to be super competitive but I've fallen behind because I don't have the time anymore
destroyed i will never recover
I'm super comp now 😎😎😎😎
sekiro:
I will self-impose the most absurd challenges possible in single player games, and then in multiplayer games I'll just equip the dumbest possible loadouts and basically throw for the silly.
Noita has been my favorite singleplayer game lately
Momo if you like chill games with good fightint you cant go wrong with cyberpunk
Average cs2 silver gameplay ngl you'd fit in well
This is finals solo player shenanigans
The finals solo player campaign when
Me beating severed steel on the hardest mode on my first playthrough: 🧠
Me when there is a single other player: 🤡
I agree is top tier but in a different way than combo mashing
this is the way
love me sekiro tho
Its about abusing i-frames
Souls games are crazy
First game i ever 100%'ed was dishonored 1's no damage, steal etc. modes was fun
me when parry sound 
are... YOU telling me??? a shadow fried this rice?
Yes
We have peaked as a species
Imagine being myfitnesspal and not knowing i am simply built different
Imagine keeping track of your calorie intake instead of just having a crazy metabolism.
I eat massive amounts and somehow don't gain any weight
Just took my chem test 😎
Score?
Trying to bulk but it's no use
Imagine not being able to put on muscle mass 
What level?
I know why I don't, puberty takes it outta you, and I self-induced puberty², so like, yeah.
Keep trying 😺
What are these... muscles... you speak of?
I am stick.
Fatty
I've always been like this but I only recently just started building some muscle
same, I even had a really unhealthy diet and couldn't get fat, I ate pizza(12inch) every day for 2yrs
I have like the most balanced metabolism, i put on weight if i eat a lot, i throw off weight when i don't eat a lot, i solo 100% bulk-cut cycles
nerds
@gusty shoal idk was in person
@ebon dawn organic chem
Kk
When you are mad skinny like me it should take nothing to gain muscles
cut season's been going well tho, lost like 5kg in the last 3 weeks, we gettin there
@night musk ur a nerd, nerd
My metabolism is in overdrive for now, which is kinda cool.
it takes actual calories to gain muscles, u got nerfed, major L
nuh uh, you felt like I was right that you were a nerd and felt self concious so you replied to it you big nerd
Milk helped me bulk, y'all can try using milk
I can build muscle very fast with my metabolism but it also goes away very fast
I know i am a nerd but u need to be humbled
Major balls
I am always humbled
I now take 4 glasses of milk a day
Now I'm out of shape because I haven't set up the weight room yet
Have you tried Whole milk, I was drinkin a gallon a day when I was bulkin. Whole Chocolate milk.
Whole milk obv, 160-240 kcal per glass
this is why you are stinky liar
@sinful hill my muscle % and strength remains for about 4 weeks so i am very #blessed, fat lasts longer tho
HE KNOWS THE METHOD
Milk is the cheat code to muscles 😭
Made Chicken and Shrimp fettuccini alfredo 
wow, rude
woow
That's nothin you can drink a glass of olive oil and get 500kcal
lækket
Wtf 😂
welll more like 1300kcal
I have a strong inability to gain fat so people always call me skinny lol, unless I wear short sleeves
thats sounds like projectile vomiting
Also skinny hands just genetically
Morning
@austere crag GM!!!!!! 
What the fuck was he expecting???
GOOD MOMORNING 
malk
It's part of a sketch in a YouTube video, so it was intended...
People with fast metabolisms usually put olive oil in their protein smoothies cause it bulks up calories, would not recommend if u got a slow metabolism (if it's fast go for it)
@night muskh8ter
@sinful hill i got a lot of fat from my teen years so no one has ever called me skinny 
GM JIMMY JAMMY 
Ice Cream is just hard soup
Hmm, I'll have to try the olive oil thing, I eat a ton of salads so that's perfect lol
HRU!???????? HOPE ALL IS WELL!!! 
Does anyone like balls
found it 
https://youtu.be/8VRICg4bLQ8?t=609
Nouvelle vidéo du grenier ! Une vidéo consacrée au jeu Men in Black sur Playstation j'espère qu'elle vous plaira ! Cette vidéo est directement reliée à l'épisode des 10ans !
Bon visionnage et merci d'être fidèle depuis 10ans maintenant ! Tintin au tibet c'etait le 30 Septembre 2009, 10ans après on est toujours là et vous aussi Merci à tous !
...
haha, funny french voices
Where is your friend? i havent seen him in a while
Ofc I’m playing ping pong rn
honhonhoui
Hiding.
The best bulking shake is like peanutbutter, frozen yoghurt, banana, unsalted butter/olive oil, protein powder (vanilla), egg white and hot chocolate powder (don't forget milk)
Nah tennis has bigger juicyer balls
you don't taste the egg white or the olive oil in this
Can i hide with him?
My metabolism is mad fast but the 4 glasses of milk a day worked perfectly for me
You are going to block the arteries
I like the sound of hitting ping pong balls more
No one can truly escape coke and fries halo
IM GUCCI AND U JIMMY?
GOOD TO SEE YOU AROUND LOVE SEEING YOUR ROUND PINK AVATAR HERE
Milk is op but pls don't nerf it
you two should kiss
I love Coke and Fries Halo
Fs, I'll start concocting the mega shake when I get home, thanks king 👑💪
Wait till this mf finds out about alcohol

For getting calories in 😂
Oh
Yes milk is based, but milk alone won't cover all the essential amino acids + the vitamins you need to build muscle and repair quickly so you mix it with the other things
@loud sparrow alcohol is terrible for getting muscle gains
I thought you meant raw damage buff
Speaking of just went to this awesome margarita place and got these amazing Baja tacos
Also add 5-20g of creatine btw, if ur actively working out
I’m aware thought milk is op was a joke
FPS games make momo sick, send FPS games GIFs so he faints and never has an occasion to raise the slowmode cooldown again 
4 beers a day to speedrun life
Already one step ahead on the creatine lol, it's sitting on my shelf until I get the rubber mats for the weight room
No gif perms
Apex
ooo titanfall?
If you're bulking up a bunch, do you also end up adding a bunch of fat?
lmaoooooo
😢
Is it just the motion thing?
thats what happens when you sleep without me
You mostly burn the fat
Yeah but you normally burn it anyway
once, i got so sick in a flight, i fainted 
You will gain calories if you do that dw
@sinful hill creatine is the most based supplement for muscle gain and good living, keep going at it king.
@ebon dawn yes, with bulking you promote muscle gain, you increase strength and you increase your bone density, but the drawbacks are you gain fat
Don't be scared of losing your abs for a couple months while bulking tho
someone stop her!
You lose your whole nice physique it's quite body dysphoric, but it's worth it when you cut cause you look like you are chisled out of marble
At least once you already gained the muscle mass it's easy to get back to where you were of you get out of shape
How long y'all been exercising? 😎
I'M GOOD JUST BEEN COOKING AND BAKING ALL NIGHT!!!
AND IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU AROUND 
no its mine
i am hungi
Creatine on top💪
About 3 years now
I've almost reached 3 years of calisthenics
been doing strength training daily since april, been cutting for 2-3 weeks, think it's been a year of going to the gym now
YUM YUM PLS SHARE WITH THE CLASS
AND TY I SAY THE SAME 
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGY FOR LEAD 
ayo wtf
Nice, I just bought an E Bike for cardio and working on my endurance
that's no way to treat a guest jim 
13 minutes
Also on bulking you have to do a protein surplus not just fat and sugar, the idea is to use the fat and sugar to burn for energy and then protein to build muscles
The 500g steaks come in clutch during bulking 💪🏻
OKIE!!! EXCEPT LIN SINCE SHE'S STEALING AND 🫂

luke is ded 😔
Are you lot alright?
They are very sane
Clearly
I see we talking about fitness 🫦
OK, BUT IF SHE BEHAVES I'LL SHARE WITH HER 
nay you came uninvited smh gotta let me know ahead of time
Muh bike out in the wild
STEAL FOR THE SHOCK AND AWE
omg a bike in the wild the world is healing
Let’s get down to fitness🎵
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/bulking-vs-cutting
Here's a fun article if yall were interested
what is that thang
Electric bike
It's good for commuting short distances
OKAY SOUNDS GOOD!!!!
AND NOW back to our inside voices. 
Ur the mf thats always about to run me over on campus aren’t u…..
ayo king 👑
YES inside voice so people arent more startled 
Why are people just posting random clips 😭
Because they are new and want attention
I have no audio what is that one
I think we get questioned everytime we start yelling lol 
I try to be as accommodating on the road as I can, even to the Ram 1500s lol
Some guy dying of something


Let him cook
quite good today
@paper hearth wassup legend
Mainly so I don't get flattened by a salty driver lol
Next year imma do my first half marathon i am lowkey pogged
Careful brother. Where u from? I don’t see many on the road here in Georgia
My town has no bike lanes so I feel like that one entitled biker sometimes but I make sure to let them pass
Connecticut, Mystic area, for a touristy place you'd think they would have better infrastructure
its ok tradition is tradition 
Never been. How cold is it rn?
destroy the road to force the mayor to build bike lines
Cold AF, my window was completely frosted over this morning and I had to stick my body out the window to see
I’m perpetually above 60
Real 🙏 it shall be done
😭 chilling in the 60s here

My dream 
High 50, low 25 rn, it was about 30 this morning
Hell nah.
I would get baked in here and read all the books
you dream to be a library
I would just read them cause drugs bad for gains
I dream to have one
, i will one day have over 8000 books
how many of them are dirty books
define dirty book
I saw these cute little bookshelf nooks that look like a little town
no you define it
when u drop a book in mud
mf you asked me the question 😭
@cinder wedge 0
I'ma drop you in the mud
imma drop u in the wash

You're a dirty book
as always
Yisss
they just don't get it.
too late ur gettin washed
Stinky
not if I wash you first
I wash every day tyvm
everyone go take a shower or bath please
but I'm gonna wash with with filth
Morning showers or afternoon showers
Not if i clean u first
is this @coarse sleet
real
Evening showers before bed, so bed doesn't get dirty
my feet are cold
if it is, they know whats up
My friend says this too, but I need my morning showers to wake up and not be stinki at work
gottta keep the fedz away
hi chat
hi
Put them in your mouth
U aint stinky if ur bed is clean
I spit out my drink
oke
Hood clasic
✨
did 165lbs single leg extention today
@austere crag
it stinks in here stinkii goobers
no u
its cause u just showed up
it's cause of @night musk she aint showered in years
Nop already showered

Das nice
knew it
NOT THIS AGAIN
thats u as a wizard
What is the wizard doing
Real
goth creature henlo, my favorite sepcies
he is punishing a dragon
He found his random solo queue teammate
@night muskthat's u
better than a stink wizard
Damn what a mighty wizard
ur a stink butter dog
if you seen the episode you wouldn't think so
tbh there's a lot of stinki in this server
who is the stinkiest tho
The source is @night musk
🧼🫧
Jag
I see, probably why we get along so well
Only cause they've been stinkier the longest
Jag will say they are not stinki, however one does not feel its own stink
oh ya, well I say thout who smelt it dealt it, stinki kiwii
nah can confirm
@coarse sleet stinki
Over here we have a saying that after someone farts, they have yellow hands. The first to look is the culprit
Yeah i dont want a ban
HUH
lol no, no of course not.
Dystopian
I do
There’s no way that’s a real saying
it is now if it wasn't before
Nah I've heard it before
Further dystopian
Do a bit off trolling
Truly a society
Live society reaction
pretty popular kids thing too so everyone grows up with that embedded in their brains
I want to learn more about this but no way I’m googling “yellow hand farts”
I dont think you can even find it lmao
(I already did and all I got was gangrene)
But it's like an unspoken rule
Farting on your hands = gangrene confirmed
Got them jaundice farts
can i eat you?
please keep your room ventilitated 
Gamers don't have ventilated rooms
i'd prefer you didn't
Ill take that as a yes
Hermetically sealed chamber moment
Chat who would win in a fight: Viper from Titanfall or the conductor from Polar Express

lmao that was funny
I will spoon my way in
that is pretty comfy so ok
Omg kiwi are you the real fruit
spin it
if you really like your insides being separated by your skin with a spoon, gg
Bop it

ok nvm
hell yeah
pure skill
And sometimes you lose to south africa in rugby and then moan on instagram and twitter about it
360 no noscope
oh so that's why it was on top of reddit
wizard just admitted to me he is infact the stinkii one
Dirtywolf sheesh
Wait what happened
and would like to make a formal apology
I did infact not, i told you that YOU were to much dissent
@sour plank yes we won they lost, they skill issue
wot I dew
Stink
Rugby
"moan about it" tf
indeed skill issue
they did moan about it wdym tf
SA on top babyyyy

How dare you assault me with my own emotes
kiwi eats pineapple pizza
Easily
i do and it's delicious
Krill issue ong
it is, torch the non believers
I’d like to plea oopsie daisy

MAJOR KIWI L
you will be the first to be sacrificed
as an italian i will roleplay as sniperwolf in the next minute
A small price to pay for a non scratched mouth
Your honor, yo ass wasn't there. I move to dismiss all charges
Your honor it’s just me and you in the room
Your honor what should we do ha ha
that's cause you didn't see me put ketchup on my pizza
oh god, I am no longer on kiwii's side
ok nah you put me out of my lurk. stop this
I like to eat nutella with garlic
This is an actual crime
Your honor, my client pleads "sowwy :3"
Your honor there was no bomb how would you know
well it didn't taste bad
As soon as it's payday i am going to order a hawaiian pizza and eat it
you're just supposed to look at it, then throw it away
what tf.
I will consoom it
Do you swear the truth and only the truth?
Shit I guess
Off topic is devolving
I mean, yeah. Maybe.
you're making a lot of assumptions there
Your honor I would lie in court
sup gang
Elaborate
hello
Your honor he was being a meanie head
Good morning princess
Wait
yoo another fellow yellow
Get out of here it’s my turn to farm xp
You're honor, prosecution is cappin'. I move to dismiss all charges based on the prosecution shitposting.
Like you assuming u aint stinky 
devolving implies it wasn't in this state to begin with
im a guy
Your honor is like to accuse the defendant of “posting cringe”
Pineapple pizza with ketchup is the literal bottom.
can't even reverse card now, the trauma
get learnt
Annihilation




