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WHA-
so guttural
very weird I know, but how did he get the camera to do that
unless it was editing, but damn
me without the finals
bro that turtle was wilding
why do you think I deleted it 💀
why does charlie's closet look so creepy?
the kids are fine
well here, that was a break
Just a reminder this isn’t a shitposting channel 
shitposting channel when lmao
real 
ah, alr, misunderstood what a "break" was
what is it then? Where's the shitposting channel
never
Ideally this is mostly for just off topic talk, we don't mind some off topic talk in the main channel though since the game's not playable rn
ok?
If you wanna post some memes, its fine sporadically and tbh ideally on #🪁┇off-topic-media
can't wait to be banished to #🥚┇off-topic upon game release
ah ok, yeah, thought more ppl would see the memes here tbh, that's why I posted here
thanks for the help
off I go into #🪁┇off-topic-media
bruh i just waited 2 hours for this to download and ran up my internet bill only to see that you cant actually play unless you pre-ordered
wait nvm i just saw that tommorow people who didnt pre-order can play
lol
damn
Ran up internet bill?
Yeah in the us you have to pay for like every 5gb
Florida
Its really just xfinity that does that
But they have a monopoly on the whole state pretty much
Ew
The only other option is satellite internet
rip
And sometimes frontier but thats slow
big rip
I have the best plan available and its 1,200mbps download, 20mbps upload
Really horrible upload
bruh
why are they doing you so dirty with the upload
they never think of the aspiring hot tub twitch streamers 
Fr
Every day I wake up, and my day be so fine, and BAM, calculus.
Not calculus.
gm eggs
Same opinion
I mean, math is a good time 😄
I agree
Although, my calculus is rusty. I use linear algebra daily though.
I actually use some math at my work!
It’s quite dandy, though not something as hard as calculus
i use excel tables 👍
The focus, is centred on the perception of people. Now what happens when someone moves into the private social interaction, to learn about someone’s true self, with an image of their public self. Which perception would remain prevalent, the public perception gaining different traits or flaws, or the private perception being thought of as a face behind a mask. We can begin to deduce that this depends on the person, and the variety of change between their social and private interactions. When one’s social interactions changed only by a little, their private becomes an addition to their public, and when they have a larger change, their private becomes a focus, and they public becomes though of as a facade. When this happens, we are left with only one viewpoint on someone, a personal viewpoint. But does this- nah idk where I’m going, screw this
okay?
I don’t dislike nama, it’s very delicious when fried
infinate yummy goodness

infinite egg=infinite food=no world hunger
@austere crag they were out of pie 😭 but I got something with raspberry anyway! They call it a raspberry Budapest!
what is a raspberry budapest?
povich actually got competition
I was like wth, did they stamp it.. but its a little plastic
Looks very taste ngl
It’s a cake with vanilla, raspberry, almond mass and almond bits!
It do be tasty
yumm now i want some too
povich where ur cafecito today hmm
I’m at my parents
Do it
manually froth the milk
y e s
I am terribly sorry for that Momo, I'm bored asf so I just booted up Blender and started messing around with your model and did this 😭 😂
It looks so disappointed
Basically Momo’s expression almost every day in here

You’re the best, momo
lol, it's pissed off momo!!!!
I do bring a certain chaos with me.
i'm honored, fr
why tho
it's just us stating the truth
saw this just now, funny moment in an og game is always the best
So tired
how many coffees/energie drinks far are you in
Can't have caffeine, at all
why? Are you sensitive to it?
Heart problems
ohhh, well damn, I'm fr sorry that you can't taste all of the good things with caffeine in em'
Caffeine tastes bad, actually. It's so bitter in everything it's in after years off of it.
You just don't notice cause you consistently have it
nah man, like energy drinks, coke, caffeine cakes and sweets, all of those taste so fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Don't have them for a year. Try em again, and it tastes awful.
Not coffee, just caffeinated pop
there's so much sugar and additives that you can't taste it, and I mean anyways, JUST SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD, I'm addicted
Dr. Pepper specifically
do you have a fav energy drink?
You can taste it.
coffee
i don't drink soda or bubbly stuff
not normally tho, just sometimes
you probably, I can't just stop having caffeine, coke has caffeine, my food has caffeine, and I need to resort to it for school
damn, I use sodastream every day, best shit
i only started drinking coffee when i started working tbh xD
nah, i can't, that's just angry stuff for me
tho kombucha is nice
I started at 12, when I was finally allowed to, and ever since I was able to I've been drinking it
angry?🤣
Just develop an undiagnosed heart condition and you WILL stop caffeine, it's what I did. Had a cherry pepsi in like 6th grade and nearly died. Just out of the blue.
yeah, sparkly water is angry water
DAYUM
sparkly juice is... angry juice
dayum
I miss cherry pepsi
it gives it a funny taste, I really like it, and you can always goof off with friends by chugging a sprite and just belching so damn loud that you have ear damage for 4 minutes
cherry pepsi is fire tho
Yeah, and it nearly killed me. So I can't have it anymore
It was my favorite.
have you guys ever had banana soda? Wretched, god awful, that's what almost made me vomit out a drink
sad fr😔
well, screw that, I'd probably have it in small increments like a sip every 2h, no chugging, I'd never actually stop
sets off heart ig
damn
Yeah, intense heart pain.
To be fair, it's prolly a blessing for the rest of the world. If I act like this with no substances, imagine how unhinged I'd be on caffeine
oh yeah, Momo, what do you think about a meme channel, we sadly aren't allowed to have one, but like generally posting memes in #🪁┇off-topic-media and in this channel
well actually I'm probably worse than you on caffeine
September 21st incident
dunno what happened, I was off
Kiwii, hi
the hypno gif?
you have 23 pages of msgs from the 21st of september
I am not looking through all that
I caused problems on purpose : D
damn
I think it was pretty fun
is it ok to post memes here if no one is chatting?
Here we go again
what's spammy tho🤨 🤣
ay, Tecci and Rat also meme
Like, a wall of memes
what about a meme that contains a wall
a wall of what?
lol, medical building 💀
a wall of "DC"
Meteor 
no spamming, 3 at a time
don't spam memes my dude
3 at a time
your three memes literally made a meme wall xD
I hate you
your pingf made me think it was game news
then I wait an hour or more and post 1 meme if no one has said anything
I hope you stub your forehead
Hehe
I hope you stub ur ribcage off the hood of a car
Don't have a car, can't.
Meteor, I get it you want to share memes, but unfortunately we do not have a meme channel. Spamming the memes do make a wall and/or make other people discouraged from chatting in these channels. We're asking you nicely to stop please, in all channels.
should probably just go in off topic media no?
forever, or for now, I will be back, posting minusculy
look in there
I get it Kiwii, just kidding, I'll stop🤣
I'd say forever. Everyone sometimes shares a meme here and there but it's literally once in a week type of thing, usually when the subject calls for it
Thank u 
I will however once in a while tell ppl in chat that they can dm me for memes, if that's ok, my meme stealing license has been approved two days ago
i might buy an Opel..
Opel is cool
I have added one crucial detail to Momo model
Which
need a new daily , a Opel Insignia 2013 2.0 Diesel
well hope you like the car before you buy it
Diesel is an interesting choice
well the one im looking at is Diesel , it has Bluetooth lol
OMG I'M IDENTIFIED
i mean , look at that cargo space
Diesel is so goated tbh
i could store several cats in there
cat Tetris
You can buy my homie's volvo 940 for like 15k crowns iirc
It broke down after like 15 minutes when I drove it but we fixed it in a record breaking 45 minutes
💪
my V70 has a faulty ECM module and borken windshield, its wont pass this inspection
ooo the Insignia 2010-2013 2.0T Gasoline model has timing chain and 220hp, with a stage 1 tune it gets 280hp...
they'll never know
The Fridge™ has more magnets than ever before 😎 @ornate maple
Still a lot of space tho
Volvos are gross, get a real mans car….. A miata
Markiplier released another trailer for Iron Lung 👀
I'm so good at gaslighting I can gaslight myself.
It's why I can never accept a compliment
Oh boy SNL is back and Pete Davidson hosted..
https://youtu.be/O-UfkZKKGc0?si=JyKGx7n9L9KGFMQf gotta respect the self mockery
Pete Davidson sings a song about himself.
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gm eggs
morning, morning
mornin
morning
Way ahead of u
https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1009828940052975656 English, please!
Hi, little question, any one knows how to optimize pcs ? I have a I5 13600KF with an RTX 4070 and I think I don’t get enough performance 😦
Seems like a pretty good setup, do you have proper ram and also activated the xmp profiles
What makes you think you're not getting enough performance?
I have XMP activated at 3200Mhz
That kind of hardware should play most games with ease, if anything it might just be that some of them are just limitations in the games themselves
In exemple, my friend have a RTX 3080 with an Ryzen 7 5800X and is getting around 250-300fps on mw3's beta (even MW2) and I get around 180-220fps with 50% on CPU and GPU, that's why 😄
And you're both running the exact same settings and resolution?
Yes, even on his NVIDIA control panel settings
Another one of my friend have a I5 12700KF with RTX 2080 and he is getting same amount on performances :/
enable core boost on bios
What does it do exactly ?
boosts your cores
Lets your cpu actually work as intended
Okay, Will try that then thanks
I haven't ran intel in years, so idk much about that.
You could check with HardwareNFO if you're running into any caps for some reason if anything else
If its a prebuilt it might be disabled for thermal reasons
bare in mind mw3 isnt gonna perform exactly how u would think it would be
It's not, I made it 😄
that + prior games have always had wonky optimisation
Alr then yeah just enable it
gl
Flex after five minutes:
🧯
ouch
Just kidding lol
:(
Mid embed fail
soon
Why are they always epic
I think I'm reaching red 
I don’t find it 😂😭
Did you try advanced settings
Niiice !
Click advanced cpu settings
Okay
Scroll down to turbo power limits and set it to intel por
And theres another setting too
Gotta find that one
That should be auto
So I leave this on auto
Oh
Infact you have them on max turbo
It could be it just runs better on AMD cpu's? idk haven't tried mw3
sometimes that happens
Hm i have same motherboard and a 12600k and a 3080 so pretty similar specs
Will see what i get
idk what to do now 🤣
Because I can't use my 240hz monitor for the moment 😦
what upscaling method are u using
ah i run native 1440p (or if the game has bad anti aliasing i use quality dlss 4k)
2 or 1 ?
There is only 1 FidelityFX i think
should be 2 amd ones
its essentially the same ^^
oh okay
try fsr 2
Ok, will check then
Hi eggs
what settings specifically
done use
Low settings 🤣
i tried it for the memes and my screen went black
done use
and what res
Full HD, i use 2K for solo games
ok i will try 2k low settings
and see what im getting compared to you
which ones low
min or basic
hi hdr
oh yeah should turn that off probably

turning that off lowered my fps to 200 lol
hahaha
prob cuz respawned in another area i doubt its actually because of that
yup
extreme settings 1440p DLAA
maybe try raising settings
with extreme lmao

but it doesn't feel better
looks better though
i can see you have frame time issues on the cpu graph
220 fps is the same that i was getting on minimum
try to lock the fps to a value that's well divisible by your refresh rate
he wants more not less
if he wants a smooth experience he's gonna have to compromise
it should be running better though
cpu frame time issues are a thing
cos of cpu
I have a 240hz monitor, i would like to get atlease this haha
my cpu isn't bottlenecking ?
the game unironically performs better when u r pushing ur gpu
227 is pretty close to 240
If he uses nvidia reflex/low latency ultra, it'll cap automaticly at 225
maybe thats it
i'd say lock it to 180 or something similar and see if you have good frame times. if it doesn't feel nice even when you have high framerates, that could be the issue. since your cpu graph is all over the place from that screenshot
Lock at 180:
Yes I know, but even on MW2 / warzone, it's the same 😦
basically the same game thats been released for a year already though so
someone ik had same problem and the culprit was CPU
try 200, 240/200 will give you 1.2
min settings with reflex off
its almost definitely caused by reflex
got 40 more fps by disabling it
ure on a completely different map.
i cant chose the map really
and ure looking out
And that's cause reflex always caps below the monitor refresh, so obviously you'll get more fps if you can make it
so its not a good test
nah my monitor is 165hz and i was getting 220fps with it on
I have less frametime with Reflex off
wuh
weird
that's good
I've got a 240hz and it caps all games at 225
it means reflex is buggy
seems like reflex caps at 225 no matter your refresh rate
ure gettin 270 now
yes it's pretty weird
but how does it feel?
game isnt optimised
feels alot smoother for me with reflex off
I feel latency, but i think it's placebo
going to try with FidelityFX and Reflex OFF now
Okay so FSR 2.1 is getting me more fps
maybe try dlss again now that reflex is off
dlss should be better in theory if you have nvidia gpu
it ok, my vegetation turned into giant blobs yesterday 
I think I need Reflex on those maps
In Tarkov DLSS is visually better, but FSR gives more fps/stable fps apparantly (even on nvidia)
yeah it all depends on implementation and engine
There is DLSS 3 on MW3 when it's out, but it's going to give me more Frame Time right ?
It'll incease input latency, to some degree
Oh okay, I meant latency
Off topic my beloved
Well thanks to everyone that helped me, will use FSR 2 on COD 😄
Hey guys, nice to meet ya'll!
I've been requested beta key for more than a six months, but nothing new about it, my request is still pending on steam,
does anyone know how can I re-request?
there's no open betas right now, so no way to get in 
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Any news on ARC Raiders ? 😦
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Yeah but it's the only server from Embark where we can talk about their game 😦
yeah it is a shame, however if there is any news itll appear in the arc server as an announcement
yes
small question when will The finals be released?
soon
Aimed for release this year 
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Nvm the bot didn’t do it
The finals is q4 2023
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dont know 🤔
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NOW IT WORK
🥳
too real
any news on the game?
no
get game updates in id:customize so you get pinged if there is
dimension 20 is pretty cool
signs you like men
(girlish giggling) you like boys!!
(someone send kelkp I cannot stop only referencing media i like shend hel)
Sitting with your legs crossed at an angle more than 20 degrees additional downward incline
shut up
no comment
yoooooo, I finally got far enough into my calc course that chatgpt can do it all again
Niceee
getting decent grades again
pulling it back up from a 51%
we at a 62% y'all
I only need to get up to like 76ish and bam, 2.0 gpa and I wont be kicked out of my dorm
i love getting high grades in midterms
granted my other grades are near 100%, so I could realistically get a D and still have a 2.0 GPA
boutta cruise the rest of my term
i do a little trolling against my peers
ya girl is bringing it all up
its all coming up El
common El W
I took too much E and my head hurts, at least I know my normal dose is safe cause this doesn't happen
Yo girl got this tho
It's math, I can't do math. I'm an English class type of girl.
You get to pick one at the start of your schooling.
You can't have both.
@lavish tangle what does "10/03/2023 booba 👀" mean?
The day I had to put a shirt back into my closet because I couldn't wear it without showing off boobs
Cause, ya know, estrogen
My bio is a fun little game
Gotta love it
Eh, they hurt often.
And showers feel weird now, and I kinda need to hunch over to hide em
Nah, I'm on the gender change potion wave
I hear it all from my sister
she's doing the same thing!
Oh, yeah, it's weird
I bet
But ya, know, I wake up and have a reason to get up now, it's cool
It basically cured my depression in like two weeks, now I have fun new problems.
the big question is, do you have support, from family? from friends? from anyone?
oh my sister wishes, it helped her, but didn't cure her lol (therapy is still on-going, and massive loneliness)
Not in real life. Just online friends. I haven't told anyone irl. Hell, I even explicitly avoided getting doctors and the government involved.
I did all the therapy stuff when I was like 8, I have all the methods down.
do you think they would be supportive or?
Not gender therapy, just the regular stuff.
I assumed
Mom, yes
Sister 1, no
Sister 2, no idea
Step-dad, NO
Nana, hell no
well at least you got the supportive mom right?
Maybe.
Idk haven't talked about it with her
I moved 2.3k miles away before I started the transition
the only family my sister talks to now days is me, and my brother, everyone else is ultra religious and hates her.
I had been avoiding it cause I was afraid to be happy
you're gonna have to one day, the second they see the tits, they gonna have some questions 👀
Then, when I needed to get my new state ID, I had to mentally prep the entire day to tell the lady at the counter to put male on the card, cause it felt like a lie. A couple weeks later, gender change potion.
And ya know what, I'll approach it like my sexuality. I won't. I'll just show up one day with a boyfriend and tits. I already did the boyfriend thing once, well sort of.
hey now, don't let doubts stop you, be confident in who you want to be, even if its embarrassing sometimes...
It was the very last thing I did as a male. I hated every second of that day.
and if that works then it does, and all the better for you cus of it...
well never do that again
It might not work, but ya know what, it's prolly what I'll do.
Well duh.
Nah, its just acceptance. I don't know the results, I couldn't possibly guess, so I'll just wing it like always.
How long has your sis been on E? @little imp
I hope the best for you, support is something my sister suffers from not having, and I don't want someone else to be cursed with the same
thats a good question
I think over a year by now
you gotta start somewhere
Which is prolly why it "cured" my depression. I haven't had a chance to get girl depression~ ✨ yet
when cb3 or the finals is released im gonna play a bit with my sister, if you're up to it im down to play some games with you!
I' waiting on launch cause I played CB2 when I was massively depressed. Playing a game I like, while being happy as a default, gonna be crazy
stay strong, stay alive, and have fun
ight, ill hit you up whenever and we can see
Maybe. The more I think about things to more I hate them. Like my voice. Didn't have an issue with it, till I realized I shouldn't be fine with myself. I need to make changes so that I maximize my happiness.
So right now, my voice is kinda stopping me from interacting with new people while I work on it.
I can relate to you on that one, my voice is absolutely horrible to listen too, but I can't really do anything about it so I just push through
I mean, everyone can change their voice. It's just a lot of work.
if that's what makes you comfortable then that's good, but I also know that making connections with others who may be going through the same thing as you helps.
fair
Mine barely got used for the last while anyways, so I'm starting in a weird spot, my voice is wildly inconsistent in pitch.
Yeah, it probably would help, but I tend to do things a bit differently than anyone else.
idk, for me, i don't judge people on inconsiquential things like that. I judge others based on there actions and words, not look or sound.
Oh, I don't care all too much about how others see me, I just need to see myself in a certain way. And I've been too complacent with myself. I need to improve the things I don't like so I can be happy
And what makes me happy is not my current voice.
i believe in you, change yourself so you can sleep soundly at night, then be happy with all the craziness that comes with it
Unfortunately it's kinda awkward to do voice training with someone else in my dorm room, so maybe I'll do it off in the woods somewhere. Get on that whimsical shit.
Math has logical rules, unlike english 🤝
Yeah, and English is fun so blegh.
we can agree to disagree
heck yeah, take some magic mushrooms while your at it, you'll see trees talking, and animals changing shape.
Keep your 2x + 6yx⁶ = 96,493 to yourself.
No. The only drug I've ever taken that wasn't prescribed to me is Estrogen.
I'm a stick in the mud.
it was a /hj. I've never done drugs myself but I've heard some wild experiences...
And I've had too many people lose themselves to all kinds of drugs around me to ever take them.
I don't ever even want the chance to not be myself.
stay away from the hard stuff 100%
don't let yourself rely on something you have to take to feel good (estrogen is an exception)
Exactly. Hormones are the big exception, cause ya know, its just a treatment to a medical condition.
Not to mention they are entirely natural, you just get the wrong ones sometimes.
Luck of the draw
like cocaine, sometimes you just get a bad batch, and die
My estrogen is 100% pure, medically certified, and every other ingredient is controlled by me, and it all works. So don't gotta worry about that.
I got that sigma estrogen
you sound like someone trying to sell me drugs
i mean, isn't it
Well, I'm not a supplier.
im all for it 
bro.
lol
Bruh
exactly
dude
Ominous.
what else we got?
I got nothing else. Monotherapy. Don't need any anti-androgens.
You probably should talk about it.
I understood 7 of those words
Anti-androgen, blocks testosterone. Monotherapy, hormone replacement therapy that solely uses estrogen.
I see
If you take enough E, it suppresses T, no I don't know why it works, but it does.
because your body wants to be in homeo-stasis, therefore it only wants a certain amount of hormone, estrogen is being pumped in, so it doesn't make new testosterone, and it all works out. Or so it makes sense to me idk im not a scientist
🤷♀️
I'm not a biochemist, I just play one on tv
how muych to i have to pay
meow :3
real
Idk about those, but my gender change potion was about $120 for 6 months worth.
thats it, imma make my own gender change potion, I ain't buyin from these vendors!!!! especially when its one use and doesn't transfer my stats and gives me vendor trash!!!!!
Oh no, I meant that was the price for the raw ingredients, I made my own too.
man ):<<
Now it's only $21 for another 6 month refill.
imma make a rogue build hold on
goddamn bloatware everywhere
5e dnd or?
More WoW then dnd but both work
looks yummy
i should make a mind flayer character
Tastyyy
it's savory, but kinda dainty....very good food for dates.
Ever watched Critical Role? I'm glad we have a mind flayer popularity streak now, they had a pretty iconic mind flayer character early on
give in to the mind flayer
YES I HAVE WATCHED CRITICAL ROLE AND I LOVE IT SM
I'm pretty sure that mind flayers are getting more popular as pc's and npc's rather then enemies because of Baldurs Gate 3 as well.
perhap...
i should rewatch the entirety of critical role...again....
Nate, Momo. Have either of you watched Dimension 20?
its a really good DND real play show, I deffo recommend giving it a watch. Its shorter then critical role, but has multiple campaigns set in different worlds or with different characters, or sometimes if the campaign is popular enough, it just gets continued. It has a couple campaigns free to watch on their youtube, but the others are on their streaming service Dropout. It has a bunch of other shows on the service and genuinely worth it tho.
also, its more then just DND its a TTRPG real play show, rather then JUST dnd
also it has a campaign where the players are all drag queens and they dress up the DM in cool outfits
ok
I support this trend, we've un-eviled tieflings, now it's time for mind flayers
Mind Flayers are just silly little guys who are in need of hugs and a soup of brains (only from bbegs of course)
I have not, maybe one day hehe
Watch it, it goog.
also if the price of the streaming service is a downside preventing you from using it, I will genuinely just let y'all use my account. They support the sharing of accounts which is extremely epic of them
Generous offer
I probably also have friends with accounts so I won't bug you but good to know I can ask them to share!
Hello eggs, work wasn't a super boring pain today 😎
I actually had some light tasks
Looks incredible
it's really good for winter...warm, rib sticking food
never heard the phrase "rib sticking food" but it makes perfect sense 😅
yeah, almost certainly an americanism.
Dimension 20 is awesome. Brennan and Abria are such good DMS. That said I do find it tricky to get into when they swap systems between campaigns. When Brennan did calamity on CR though.... Facemelting
no ka9n, we have kebab at home, the kebab at home:
knock knock I’m here for my kebab
reminds me of Taxi-Teller: fries, gyros, currywurst (sausage), tzatziki, onions, mayonnaise
the ultra comb
funny , i can hear the sound in my head on this gif
lol same here
is it a regular menu item?
like can you go to most döner places and order a taxi-teller
yes, but it's more a local thing
don't think you will find it in a different state than I am in
many german (online) friends have never heard of it before
gyros plate is standard though right? gyros , fries and some sauce
Hello.
hello
hru?
Enjoying my restday.
thas good
My country has a lot of restdays idk why.
Ah Deutschland oder? Btw you aren't allowed to speak German💀 sadly
No, Not german.
Austrian?
Nuh uh.
dayum
We have 62 restdays.
Almost 2 months of resting.
damn, sounds cool tbh
Yeah but less work less money.
oh yeah
Here I win almost 700 dollars a month which is good tbh.
only?!?!?!?
Yeah, why?
Kiwii, this is a reaction, I see u about to ban me👀
my job is gonna be a minimum of 100k
Here the minimum wage is like 400 dollars.
where tf do you live
Guess.
oh
A hint is, dictatorship from 1973 to 1985
dubai right? idk man
Nuh uh.
No.
shid
But they have cuarteto de nos, good band.
Yes.
Chile?
Aja.
ayo, did I get it?
Yes.
Talking about things like that, do you want another riddle?
sure
I mean I'll do another
A shepherd has an unknown number of sheep so he decides to group them together to see how many he has.
He groups them in groups of 2 and has one left over.
He groups them into groups of 3 and has one left over.
He groups them into groups of 4 and has one left over.
He groups them into groups of 5 and has one left over.
He groups them into groups of 6 and has one left over.
He groups them into groups of 7 and has none left over:
How many sheep does he have?
77?
No.
If you group them in 4, 3 are left.
well then I have no idea because my brain is fried from today
And in 77 if you group them in 5 2 are left.
49? 
If you group them in 5, 4 are left.
hello Momo, plis help, I cannot brain rn
Update it.
that sound like a drivers problem.
install linux in your brain.
nah, at this time we need a reboot
Install linux then run doom.
I'm a windows guy
in group of 4, 2 are left.
not divisible by seven
shame.
Also.
63????
in group of 4, 3 are left.
Unless the shepard has decimal sheeps.
my brain rn(Momo this is a reaction gif, definitely not a video, cough cough)
But id think so.
91?
Brain harder.
brian gave up
ain't even brain no mo
brian
barely brin
In group of 4, 3 are left.
is mine right?
In group of 3, 2 are left.
momo stop! do not use brain! not for free!
I have cookies for the winner.
Momo, is it legal to use vids as reactions?
biased delete cuz i dont like the dude
I guess not
oh, ok, you scared me
as long as it's not too many, but that dude is trash
that is true, that is true
If he doesn't train his brain, when he sells it it is going to be bad quality.
but sir
that's me intention innit
sad, sorry Hermes for kinda ignoring man, but I just went to an old server that I used to be a part of, and nobody remembers me and I am ignored, I'm actually super sad
Don't commit brain fraud.
"I think my brain just commited shut down" because I can't think of the number
49?
My hint is, is higher tham 200.
203?
343?
when group of 3, 2 are left.
Last hint, is lower than 400.
Oh wow there's another chat
yes
I don't think we gonna get it, my braincell isn't helping your big brain
Everybody can joi.
LIVE ORANGE
Correct.
Cheater.
did he just turn Orange?
brian fraud.
work smarter, not harder
Time to execute like danganronpa.
Let's make a wall.
lol
This chat is about random stuff nice
indeed
gib
ok fry my brain more
only the 0.089.
I have to translate it.
k
from what language?
Spanish.
no hablo espanol
yo hablo un poquito espanol
ay no Spanish, mod abuse😭 , says the person who sometimes speaks German🤣
ich kann ein bisschen deutsch sprechen
Ehrenmann
Momo is translating rn
Ja.
das, ich weiss es nicht
i'm not sure if i understand the problem tbh
FULL HOUSE
means like you say someone is an incredibly nice person/generous and such
I forgot something.
a danke schoen
cuz it's ö right
or just o
You receive 26 cards from a shuffled deck. The object of the game is to keep as many cards as you can.
With the 26 cards you have to create piles of cards, no matter the size, the point is that you have to use all 26 cards.
If half of the cards in a pile are the same color you keep the pile, for example (R, R, B, B) but if there is one color that predominates in a pile you lose the entire pile, for example (R, R, R, B) you lose all 4 cards.
*You can only see the color of the cards after you make all the piles
How would you create the piles to ensure the greatest number of cards won?
Oh no don't chat in German you'll lure in Johannes 
Fixed
You make the piles seeing the back of the cards only.
JOHANNES KOMM UND SPRICHT DEUTSCH IDK WHAT IM SAYING
i do need a visual representation i think, cuz i still don't get it HIUFHEIUWHFIUHWE
🥸 ackthyally per the rules we only use English in here 
Let me draw.
You can use a deck.
i have none
Such a noob.
On that note time for some coffefe
And gamble with it.
if you win you can buy another deck.
gamble again and win more decks.
i need 
uno deck
normal deck
cards against humanity deck

And Tarot deck.
to make evil things for halloween.

wdym, do you need translation?

i mean, idk if i wrote that correctly xD
Johannes come down and speak German
wannaa see what hes drawin 
show me, never seen one
what about normal fraud?
Search the cap in youtube.
noice ty
I commit fraud every day.
In fact, I'm a pro tax frauder.
he drew you momo
weird question, anyone know some good hair brushes? mine is making it tough with all that I have
Just made yours.
You need a few nails.
i don't use any tbh
but wood seems to be the best
You are bald?
see, I tried that, the back of my hair is all tangled now tho
no, curly hair, brush just makes it worse
start brushing from bottom then go upwards
still rough, been doing that
I can´t draw it.
got like three feet worth of hair
Too much work.
thaats the only trick my sis gave me
then cut it
never
no brush is gonna fix that lol 
Are you guys using Midjourney for some stuff ? I'm curious
Pz Mechanics be like.
show hair
no, not rn
BEAR
maybe try something like this
not that impressive of a bump in performance sadly, will wait for the 15th gen I guess or if AMD finally pulls ahead properly 😅
with large teeth or something
ah yes, just a chunk of wood
CHUNGGG
mator from cars 💀
aye my cheap CPU is doin just fine
AMD came out swingin with ryzen
if you prefer plastic, use this one
I didnt brush my hair for like a month cause depression and now I haven't gotten it fully untangled still. like two months later
brush your hair while showering, when you apply conditioner
nah I prefer granit
I don't condition my hair
i have more hair in my face than on my head
ooo i see, you'll have to do it slowly
Ducks know aan aawful lot bout hair
Hey guys what if every drug is fake and we just feel the effects because placebo effect?
fr sus
then estrogen is really confusing
can I just tell my brain its on caffeine?
And steroides just hard work.
they gotta keep their feathers nice
Maybe.
if you try hard enough.
been trying, but my scalp hurts so much now
ofc you can tell brain is on caffeine, but
OH NO I TOLD MYSELF ITS TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
will it believe you? who knows
fr! been rockin' that ryzen on my gaming machine at home, still on the 5-series
i think there's something to soothe this kind of pain, but idk what is it çç
my pain tolerance has lowered quite a bit cause of hrt, it didnt used to hurt at all
Just tell your brain you are in morphine.
you could try some water compress, either hot or cold, depending on your preference
dont know what those are, sounds like some form of magic
and then go over it again; maybe a hair place near you offer detangling services?
I got 8 dolla
sorry, like those water bags to relieve pain xD
i have one penny
witchcraft
which gen are you on rn, bear?
well, my main pc is a 5950x 
ooooo amd!
im on 9th gen intel i9, would 14th gen be a significant performance increase?
yes, absolutely

got some nice boost speeds so for cpu intensive games you'll be flying
brb upgrading cpu for THE FINALS
i went from 8th gen to 12th gen and the difference was massive
33-110% more fps in various games
depending on how cpu intensive they were
playing on the 13600KF and it's bussin
yeah i originally went from 8th gen to the 13600KF then sold that because i realized i can get the 12600k for $100 less and it only has a miniscule difference in performance
5800x does everything I need it to
i might go 15th gen too tbh
kinda sad I didnt get the 3d, but it didnt exist yet
I went from Skylake (7th) to 12th
my previous CPU was a xeon processor from 2012 (xeon e3 1245 v2), so for me it was a new dimension of upgrade 😂
Bump from 13th gen, I'd say from amd 3000 to 5000 was a real solid bump in comparison. Intel's been rumored to push the 14th gen further with a different chip design which would most likely have pushed the performance further. But we'll have to wait for that step!
oh, Skylake was 6th gen lol
ohhhh that xeon must have served you well tho!
he entered the world of 3d gaming
still played it paired up with the 2060S, but then upgraded after a year to the 13600kf
up to 3.8ghz boost ain't too shabby
I was also still using RAM from 2009 so that upgrade also did me quite well 
can you imagine, I even fucked on over after I inserted it the wrong way
I somehow did it
I was young okay
i think i burnt a mobo when i was a kid, i found a random stash of ram sticks and started trying them out, then puter dead
mine just chills at like 4ghz
how do you just find computer parts stashed around
my dad and uncles were very early with computers at their workplace , so they knew a lot of tech guys, so i used to get alot of old replaced computer parts now and then...
usually a box with just random stuff in it, like a bunch of ram sticks in different sizes and brands..
found = given = found
Me too.
crime ❤️
like 3 of my computers i had as a kid, i built myself
It's not crime if nobody knowa.
exactly
I built a desktop for a friend out of literal trash from my highschool, he used it all the way through his college
that shit had like, ddr3




